CHEWIN THE FAT 7 - INTERPRETING FOR THE NEDS: RAB MCGLINCHY

[kawaiipandasaysrawr]

"mandy gonnae gie it a break darlin'?" xD

[FinbarOFended]

AW RITE TROOPS

[bazildon2009]

Chewin the fat was better that still game but still Game is still some laugh. Best show on tele. I like Rab C Nesbit n aw even allouth its years old a still watch it.

[stammlager5]

Rab McGlinchy's accent is so awesome, but I'm from Oklahoma, so I was only able to understand maybe three words the whole time he was talking.

[KindredBrujah]

"...and in the Highlands and Islands, a large mythical five-headed dog will eat the sun, so wrap up warmly if you're planning to go out."

Genius

[bazildon2009]

Psychiatric drugs are a big business in the United Kingdom — and business is booming. The number of prescriptions for psychostimulants has soared 187 percent since 1994, now totalling some three quarters of a million. The stimulant market in the UK now tops £33 million a year.

[Morne555]

@bazildon2009 could you interpret that for the neds lol

[bazildon2009]

Chewin the Fat was minted! they don't do that show any more it's Still Game in it? thats a good laugh n aw)

[Morne555]

@bazildon2009 The lassie fi chewin the fat (canny mind her name) had her own show, that was funny too. canny beat scottish humour!

[OkTimeForPlanBK]

@Morne555 Karen Dumbar

[paigec76]

@bry1888 i think u'll find it just Onthank lolz

[jordanrules01]

a just love tae hear the words interrperting for the neds tonight rab mcglinchey

[thekendokid]

haha breenge!

[xXDaRkNoScOpEXx]

Lol put on the CC ( Transcribe Audio ) when rab speaks ahahah

[AngryPugProductions]

4 people are neds

[edinscot56789]

I'd love to show these clips to all the so-called "comedians" or "comic actors" or whatever they're called they act in all they stupid American comedies like Knocked Up or 40 year old virgin. They've got to go on about tits and dicks and all sorts of vulgarity just to get a laugh.The only thing that makes me laugh about them is that they THINK they're funny. Take a lesson from the Scots!

[darrenb608]

police dont know who they are man? fannys!

[sweiland75]

LOL! Very funny. I'm Canadian and never seen this before. Best part was the woman doing the jerking off hand.

[dannyboy9524]

@sweiland75 Come to scotland and get a first hand experience of what neds are really like lol

[sweiland75]

@dannyboy9524 LOL! No thanks :P

[dannyboy9524]

@sweiland75 lol good choice :D

[concam28]

Non

Educated

DelinquentS

>neds

[mcateerio]

Lol Heather lives downstairs from me.

[EvilDandy]

Heather is hot.

[Gingergiraffe69]

Tragic Sad Pish.

[KeeGeeh]

Tragic, shagged, pish!

[TNTBOXproducitons]

jack 'n' vicktor rules

[scotlandsarmy]

"I don't know anything about pirate videos so I can't comment on that."

lol

[bennymutant]

I pumped Miss Hoolie!

[TheSnedders]

Miss Hoolie! Fi Balamore. LOL

[Baildoggg]

id say worst scottish accent is dundonian

[Baildoggg]

yi couple o fanees

[JamiieHoward]

This was fuckin brilliant man . Chewin the Fat wis Class !

[DAVIDCAMPBELL72]

Not funny!

[ultimatebuzz1]

quality lol

[saschiver]

2 free jellies lmao

[Demyxman12]

pure classic man!

[shakaama]

:( i still can't understand it :(

[99fruitbat]

tragic,sad,pish...lol

[janejanejane7]

"more wrinkled than an elephants ball sack" -who said neds aren't eloquent? lol

[donkykong011]

lmao at the end

[donkykong011]

tragic.... sad...pish... lmao

[thebhoys88]

batalatu , he must have been battering into something cos see when he got aff the plane he wis oot his tits man , couldnae tell the difference between the queen and the pope man. Class lol

[BuddhaShiva1]

Hello from USA this is pretty funny. :) Thank you for these vids. Vernacular Scottish can be so difficult to understand for an outsider! :)

[edinscot56789]

I love that Rab's usually in on all the crimes being reported! Or so we're led to believe...Great performance

[shekaleg]

easy tiger

[shekaleg]

quailty

[sistamary2k6]

their faces are saggier than an elephants ball sack :L

[fatherhoey]

Heather with the weather and Miss Hoolie!

[robbiebhoyw]

Tragic, Sad... Pish!

[Vivalier]

So, at 1:25 is it just general sillines or is she making fun of the Highlands as being more superstitious?

[FlyingScotsgirl]

both :P

[jpres1994]

"here ye wantae see the state ay these heedbangers by the way man there faces are wrinklier than an elephants bawsack "

rofl i can't stop laughing

[sawsy100]

A large mythical five-headed dog will eat the sun! Lol! I cannot stop laughing!

[unrealeck]

People that type how they speak piss me off.

[dod1mcb1]

theyre not people theyre neds its just a dialect i think funny. sounds anyway much better then any english or american accent. its a modern glaswegian folk culture.

[unrealeck]

I'm not talking about the video. I'm talking about people who TYPE how they would speak.

[Jammsbro1]

When i type on the pc i use english as it's well known but when i talk to my friends on msn i type like i talk. Its up to each person how they type their language. Don't be such a snob.

[unrealeck]

you're not on the pc when you typed that? Dumbass. Bet you'll say "no I'm on a mobile" or some crap like that.

[davidlimond]

I think the word yer looking for is 'Vernacular'

Let's all agree that yer aw a shower of fannies for arguing on youtube in the first place.

Dafties

[Uinb]

Dog in the north lol.

[sawsy100]

A 5 headed dog! Lol

[carriedunnigan]

lol

[blatants]

can anyone get me the wearing jesus sandals as a tribute to the boss episode please?

[GlagowGurl1]

Thats a lot a keek fur a start

[zigzagjoe69]

heather reid lol

[KINGKEVCELTIC]

LEGENDARY

[tadgerno1]

as far away as my first shite.lol.

[metoxkris]

It is the woman from balamory, because it's greg hemphills wife.

[xShadowxSpiritx]

lmfao <3 when chewin' the fat rips it out of neds, you can't help but laugh. XD

[LongVodka]

lmao i dont know nuthin....WHIT

[laurasboyy]

dae ye membur sunny delites ther tha best bludy drinks mahn luv thm i liv in nz nw its fukin crakn mahn

[AngelicSkitty]

I'd so watch the news if we had Rab McGlinchy interperating the news. xDD

[kilted06yass]

mind buzz "gets yae aff yer tits witever the weather"

[coolguynumber1]

whats the old ladys name in chewin the fat u know the prostitouote?

[xverso13]

it's betty!

[Marino11ygg]

Lol, is that no the woman fai balamory dain the weather? Lmao!

[Acorbietto]

No.

[TheDragonOfWhi]

no, That's Heather with the weather.

Heather Reid, she was the main weather woman on reporting scotland for many a year.

[sawsy100]

Everyone calls me Heather Wae Da Weather in school. Lol!

[juzzen]

what in the flying FUCK i have no idea HAHAHAHAHHA i love it

[bobgrantsbus]

Pure beltin sae it is.

[kingthommmy]

How funny wid it be tunning intae STV News it 6.00pm n seein Rab McGlinchy in the tap left-hand corner aha that wid be awesome LMAO

[antonia310]

a CHAV is a counsel house and violence (:

a NED is a non educated delinquant.

so basically, yes a chav and a ned are the same thing.

chav is just more english

[CystVonCysor]

I didn't know that's what chav stood for. Nice one!

[peggorns]

@antonia310 its council. how's that for non educated

[antonia310]

@peggorns let it go. that was 2 years ago. i was 14

[peggorns]

@antonia310 aww, does that mean i cant point out delinquent is spelled wrong aswell

[antonia310]

@peggorns you can point out whatever you like if it makes your day.

[Milkmanscow1236]

Haw You Ya Dirty Smelly Loworder Bastard Chavs N Neds Urny The Same so Get Tae Fuck An Away hame tae yer mammy before i ah shove ma boot so far up your arse they'll be thinkin doc martes startit makin hats

[khalithistle]

TRAGIC. SAD.  PISH.

[AriesByTheStars]

Sick of the neds, like my auntie says, birch the wee bastards and they'll never be bad again.

[SpurChick123]

amazing, actually minted!

[VictorMcdade1]

Far away as ma first shite .. hahahaa belter

[SarahNicholl]

LMFAO!!

[osakathorpe]

Can someone please tell me - who are "the Neds"?

[calidoniaismyhome]

Neds (Non Educated Delinquents) are basicly scotlands chavs (the origionals) they are wanks.

your lucky you dont know any.

but i speak similar to them because of where i was brought up ... so :S .

[22KOSTAS]

ur talkin shite ya english cunt. chavs nd neds r no the same. (and am NO A NED!!!!)

[bananacraig]

hahah chavs and neds are the same! and yes, you are a ned!!!!

[pkmasteiz]

I'm glaswegian, and I can say that YES chavs & neds are basicly the same... They are both groups of alcoholics, smokers, drug-abusers, violent and brainless people. THey have no respect for evers and the only thing on their mind is violence, sex, drugs, alcohol and so on. NEDS = Non Educated Delinquent Schemies. Chavs... basicly just the same except their english, what can I say. I hate both.

[JasonGlasss]

@pkmasteiz am gessin you got bullied when you were younger :)

[xScotsFinest]

@pkmasteiz Chav - Choucil House and Violent

[mrae2]

@pkmasteiz Haha gay boy, violence, smoking, alcoholism, sex, drug abusing you just listed the greatest fuckin things of all time and said you hate them. you've no lived a day in your life til you've lived a day as a ned.

[MrScottishCunt1]

@pkmasteiz GO DIE YA WEE FANNY

[rogansleftpeg]

@pkmasteiz neds has never been an acronym, i know they did that for the Peter Mullan film, but it was a pure invention.

[dohped]

@rogansleftpeg- muppet, neds has been an acronym since it was first ever used to describe them, i had it explained to me well over a decade ago when the word chav first started being used by the papers that ned stood for non educated delinquent. at least know what you are on about before typing shit on the internet

[rogansleftpeg]

@dohped Muppet? You may well be right, although the word ned has been used in the same context since the 50s, the neds, or wide boys preceded the Glasgow teddy Boys, ma auld granda was using the word when i was a wean in the 60s! It was also used frequently in 70s crime fiction. The acronym or 'backronym, came decades after the word was used frequently. Got no idea who invented it, but as you suggest it was probably about a decade old. How's that for typing 'shit' on the net? :-)

[segano1]

@pkmasteiz Chav = Council House Associated Vermin.

[RutilusEquus]

@pkmasteiz I so agree with you on the CHAV side. I live in Scotland but I come from Essex and it is CHAV city!

[sammyboi1453]

your* and* not*

[iselldreams]

so fucking funny

[AndrewUK1987]

HAHAHA!!! "wrincklier than an elephants bawsack" hahahaha

[me2uwalliams]

That 2nd weather woman thats Gregs wife...am sure it is...its her fi Balamory...

[iMarc89]

Indeed it is.

[novo2393]

Brilliant. Scottish comedy rules!!

[stevo07cfc]

hahaha

english dnt now anything aboot comedy

[jamie6747]

im half scottish and i think there are great people

[ChinaSkiesBand]

*they are or they're

ya bass :P

[plarkmoby]

Excellent.

[YouWish8]

naw

[mcvieandrew]

nnow it does new

and for you english

no it does not

[hyvattissit]

english can get tae fuck

[gordthelord12]

hhAAAAAAAAAA YASS get tae fuck english

[Kodou577]

What the hell has the English got to do with it?

Wow, what a racist arse you are :O

[joeksmif]

you retard that's just not funny go back to mencap they'll take of you

[ChinaSkiesBand]

what :S

[jamie6747]

what? eh?

[ChinaSkiesBand]

what :S

[ChinaSkiesBand]

what? :S

[toripurfit]

gonnie no dae that

how?

just gonie no

[Metallicat180]

Tragic.

Sad.

Pish!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking quality man!!! Thanks for that, Rab McGlinchy is the best character in Chewin' The Fat along with Ronald Villiers!!!

[fmfx]

Aye lucid magik quality man. made thee lmfao too;)

[donnamariexmc]

ere's miss whoolie fae ballamory lol.... rab mcglinchy is quality lol xx

[robertjohn79]

howzaboutyeyawallopers!!!!!!!!­!

[Jarda44]

yes geraint0808 the narrow face nose

[mmmmathe]

Awiright Troops

[geraint0808]

At 2:30, that presenter looks very much like the teacher in Balamory!

[TraineeGynaecologist]

That is because it is the very same Miss Hooley :)

[connoranderson192636]

it is the teahcver in balamory he and the ned in this video got married

[davidmacphail]

thats cos it is the teacher from balamory...

:p

[alanmcivor]

IT IS HER

[rorytwin]

GOOD VIDEO

[fmfx]

fandabbydozzy 2 u 2 m8;-)

[CashMyGiro]

nice montage man.

[fmfx]

nae danger