emmys opening monologue

[leavetheherbitalone]

I think NBC should fire his ass.

[luckygirl217]

he is sooo good

[JSelby]

Lne word for that NBC joke: Apropos.

[leefuji]

Heil Conan!

[rupilan]

@leefuji nazi^^

[theone1991]

0:52 Ron Swanson, with an epic beard.

[waterman504]

Conan is awesome

[Sambbab]

conan is golden! all the other talk show hosts are useless!

[MrMJ6358]

doesn't get any funnier than that ROFL

[beezyfosheezyify]

hands down, the best emmys opener ive been lucky enough to see

[inrwizards]

"just becausew something lasts 14secs doesnt mean its not spectacular" same could be said about his gig at the tonight show

[GotLost86]

Best joke ever 4:58!

[vaahtobileet]

Jack Bauer is not amused.

[rojasn10]

0:54 A Nick Offerman sighting! sitting with Meghan Mullaly before he ended up on Parks and Rec!

[kedugaro95]

my dream is to hang out with Conan O'brien for one day......

[Turbo9987]

does brian cranston have a lucky charms box attached to his jacket?

[floordipper]

I love Conan. He's so funny!

[eizhowa]

@floordipper He's so HOT!

[OnlyOneTrueLove]

don't say wow this is heavy, of course it's heavy it contains the shattered dreams of four other people....ROFL!!! 5:00-5:08

[OnlyOneTrueLove]

don't say wow this is heavy, of course it's heavy it contains the shattered dreams of four other people....ROFL!!!

[johanneswiberg]

That Charlie Sheen joke was funny back then, now it's just scary.

[sugarcrash56]

two and a half men..

LOL

[shams025]

i love how hes stickin in to nbc<3 luvyuconan

[DynastySaints]

Lawl.

[benjtsang]

kevin bacon whispered into his wife's ear "see honey, 25 seconds aint so bad"

[Sunshinestate81]

To be Fair Jay leno is a Douche. oO

@BRBgottaskate I think you got it backwards dude.

[BRBgottaskate]

@DynastySaints with every comment you post, you just make yourself seem dumber..

[NYhippie543]

what the... where the hell did the musical number come from?

[SmashBrosFan19]

0:17 Doesn't he look kinda like Bruce Willis

[BRBgottaskate]

@DynastySaints it's a shame you have nothing better to do than try to start an argument over the internet.

[DynastySaints]

@BRBgottaskate Remind me again what the fuck you want, Kid? If you havent noticed, your shit is getting weak, go back to making your shitty ass Call Of duty Videos that no one watches, wouldnt want to upset your ''fan base'' xD panzy Cunt and if you have a second scroll down and notice your prepubescent ass started the trolling Big boy, I wish Dumbass trolls like yourself would maKe more sense and better yet take your own advice. I dont give a fuck about Leno champ, Time to inhale reality.

[BRBgottaskate]

@DynastySaints if you are just going to deny facts and continue to be ignorant, I'm done talking to you.

[DynastySaints]

@BRBgottaskate it's a shame you're under the impression that I give a shit what you think.

[srhcp40408]

*cliche Jay Leno comparison*

[giasthedirector]

they said that in that year, nbc's good show was only SNL..

i guess, 30 Rock and The Office brought them back to live.

[WisconsinParkour]

I love how those who laughed at Conan's jokes the most STAR IN NBC SHOWS lmao

[perrid13]

at 7:58 Jason Lee almost pissed as he barely claps. Wonder what his problem was

[ImJimbob23]

Did Kevin Bacon whisper "I told you" to Kyra Sedgwick?

[jdmcivicek98]

Awesome! He needs to host again!!

[halcyon0830]

That Al-Jazeera Joke was PATHETIC.

[2nama]

his signing wasn't all that bad.

[yellowwaste]

just feels right

[redhavok666]

i dont have a problem with conan or leno. if you dont like it harden up and deal with it.

[JamesRideout123]

It's my second time hosting and as you'll see tonight the third's time's the charm!

[nativewizard]

I want to see him host the oscars!

[nativewizard]

I hate that the big time celebritys still like leno over o'brien jay still gets big stars on his show, I guess cause leno doesn't make fun of them like conan, leno only attacks a little bit but coco goes for the throat!

[Rawk4Life]

It's probably because Conan doesn't have great writers for his jokes, and his delivery sometimes comes off as bland and cheezy.

[nativewizard]

@Rawk4Life you don't like coco?

[borami22]

thank you.. thank you... i'm an ass... XD

[fdgecrckr]

Then they kicked him off of NBC.

[giasthedirector]

on 7:42, look at the man on far left ,

hilarious face!

[mshotie14]

G we're scwrewed

[Aerolover16]

Fox is the best. It kinda has House.

[moilezebre]

he sounded kinda average for most of the music bit until he held that last note perfectly! Although we gotta give him a break he joked about himself and was talking for most of it

[chrisproxxx]

This makes me want to watch more NBC.

[jenova6669]

@chrisproxxx fuck you

[chrisproxxx]

@jenova6669 Why?

[jenova6669]

@chrisproxxx boobs

[monomaiden]

HE CAN'T SIIIIIIING!!! ahaha

[FlyingGold]

whats the intro song? plz someone!

[ara15mco]

@FlyingGold Police On My Back The Clash

[FlyingGold]

@ara15mco thnx yo!

[LolitaValentine]

"He! Can't! Siiiiiiing!!"

[sprocker]

i love conan because he can react to silence to some of his jokes lol.

[GraceEleganceDestiny]

The amount of people who disliked this video are the exact amount of people who watch Leno's show!

[vania1917]

He hit that one out of the ballpark.

[evilkevin232]

"4:03" if you can make Jaime Presley and Heather Locklear laugh, you're doin something right.

[johnnyrainbow50]

lol jon cryer brought a hooker

[TheTimewarrior1]

irony: "right now, your kids are watching a video of a cat on a toilet, instead of where it should be. on the fox network." this phase is heard on youtube.

[clvlndmike]

This is classic! Whoever says Leno is better than Conan needs their head examined.

[MedicalVideoJunkie]

Good for Conan. He will thrive on TBS as he finally will no longer have to adhere to the ridiculous restrictions placed upon him at the Tonight Show. Furthermore, I truly believe Conan will take TBS and bring it to new heights. I firmly believe TBS will become a powerhouse in late night comedy. It will also become a "5th network" in due time. Conan will make this happen. Don't you worry kids. What was a disaster at NBC will turn out to bring nothing but sunshine and rainbows to Conan and TBS.

[iMPERiOUS]

The only problem with TBS is I don't have the damn channel. As big as a fan I am of Conan.. I can only watch him online now!

[mtnjoy]

@iMPERiOUS I know what you mean...I don't even have tv, so I have to watch Conan online the next day.

Team Coco don't need no stinking cable!

[MedicalVideoJunkie]

Conan O'Brien on his worst day, with no fingernails and an awful case of lepracy, will STILL have more talent in his rotting freckled pinky then Leno. Period. Conan O'Brien is loved and adored by MILLIONS who appreciate witty and edgy humor. Conan is just fun. Fun to listen to and fun to watch. In a perfect world, he would be hosting the Tonight Show until he seemed fit to step down. Unfortunately, when advertisers mean everything and everyone is so PC, Conan had no choice but to flee to cable.

[MedicalVideoJunkie]

Folks, everyone knows that the only reason Leno is popular is because he's as edgy as soggy melba toast. He "appeals" to middle America, which is such a huge part of this country. Since there are so many of these midwestern rubes who apparently matter, networks want hosts who don't push the envelope so to speak. That, along with NBC marketing Leno as the guy that "everyone" can watch, makes him a good fit for 11:30, according to advertisers. Of course this is complete horseshit.

[mtnjoy]

This year the Emmys are being telecast on NBC ... which means halfway through the show, the Emmys will be canceled.

Heh. Love you Conan!

[RVFProductions]

I wish Conan going to be broadcasted in Finland

[andrewmanford]

coco/conebone, is the best talk show host out there. nbc is fucking retarded! don't worry because we all know that and the way the world is changing jay leno wont stand a chance and conan is going to the top!!!!! g, nbc is screwed.

[firestar070]

I SAW THAT SONG COMING!!!!!!!!!!

[firestar070]

@firestar070 When he said "Either NBC is closing its eyes to a situation it doesn't wish to acknowledge!"

MUSIC MAN REFERENCE WIN!

[TheBuckshot55]

I know NBC screwed him but Coco should come back again. And again, And again... I think you get my point.

[darkmage7280]

Jay Leno's logged in with a different account 42 times to press the thumbs down.

[AFILover101]

@darkmage7280 actually, 44 accounts. ha ha.

[DISHMAC]

I wouldn't put it past him.........urgh can't stand him@darkmage7280

[2273768]

he is simply awesome

[meh5meh]

Im an ass...LLOOLL

[Saber10inch]

and he finishes the briliant song and dance part with "thank you thank you im an ass"

[DynastySaints]

Leno fails ;D his ratings are lower than Conan's were at this time a year ago, Im lovin it.

[Rawk4Life]

Guess what? Conan's ratings were also lower than David Letterman's as well one year ago. Jay Leno was given back the hosting gig at the Tonight Show and the ratings are back to where they were before Conan hosted it. Coincedence? I doubt it.

[WisconsinParkour]

@Rawk4Life Well let's see...Conan took over a time slot that was once held, for MANY MANY years, by the man who decides to pull a Brett Favre and not retire...

I'm almost certain that when Favre went to the Jets, Packers fans, such as myself, tuned in to see the Jets game, and didn't bother watching the completely hopeless Packers that season. I know I did...

[Rawk4Life]

Also, don't forget that Jay Leno was also on at prime time and was competing with top rated dramas on other channels. Talk shows normally don't get as many viewers during prime time hours.

[BRBgottaskate]

@DynastySaints do you think leno CHOSE to take conan's spot? NBC has the authority to do that, not Leno. If leno didn't take his spot, NBC would have found somebody else.. Learn your facts before you express your thoughts on the internet.

[BRBgottaskate]

@DynastySaints Leno agreed to take the spot because, well, who wouldn't?! However, he did NOT just decide "you know what, fuck conan, its my show now." That was NBC that made that decision. For your information, i live in white suburbia and i have a higher than average IQ. and prepubescent, though i am impressed with your use of large words that you probably did not know existed until you googled them, i have to deny the fact that i havent started puberty.. check YOUR facts son.

[QddpprrQ]

Brilliant :)

[iiTory]

@ 4:41 does anyone know that black female next to the white old lady?

[matrixistrue]

@iiTory tyra banks

[Grisha1994]

This video is almost as good as the cat sitting on the toilet.

[er6789er]

Watch him on "Inside The Actors Studio" - you'll see where he gets his comedy chops...

[samur3]

Lets see jay leno do that..... assface..

[shizzlingqueen]

really bugs me that every show now has to add a gay character. just to be like everyone else. not cool.

[myblueroad]

Classic Conan

You can't help but love this guy xo

[AustratheistX]

>< musicals... why are americans still in love with them.

[pcbb01]

TEAM COCO!

[wryguy007]

The man is so talented and smart, can't wait to see him back on tv

[Ackee23]

boring!

[verbod]

he was lame

[henley505]

Just because something only lasts 8 months doesn't mean it's not SPECTACULAR!

You show 'em, Coco.

[GuitarxWolf]

2 time emmy host Conan Obrien for being funny, 0 time emmy host Jay Leno for not being funny, and they chosed Leno?!!

[coldplayer001]

no body can keep up with conon !!! not even letterman !!!

[coldplayer001]

no body can keep up with conon !!! not even letterman !!!

[FlyingGold]

hahahah did he say Im an ass at the end?!

[ashiswaycool]

@FlyingGold Yessum.

[therealcritic28]

@FlyingGold

xD yes

[mrhoeft]

i can only assume this was all improv...it's so perfect!

[bxwhyteboi]

41 Jay Leno Fans pressed the wrong like button

[VerySpecialAgentLD]

"if you were raised in a nurturing environment, you wouldn't be in show business"

[DesQueJteVois]

He's funny because he's really not trying that hard. He's naturally a comic. The audience didn't laugh enough! ahh

[captainstopwatch]

conan come back!!!!!

[el1986th]

CONAN RULES FALLON DROOLS

[mhks68]

@el1986th O'Doyle rules!!!

[TheLadydance54]

the emmy holding thing was hilarious

[ten4six]

man jimmy fallon just SUCKED hosting the emmys. I mean Conan was amazing and last year with Neil Patrick Harris was different but just as funny and amazing. but Fallon just seemed to fall on his face. Jokes were a little stale and nothing really grabs your attention

[Janetvdl]

He's right about the Emmy being heavy thing :D

[saladin92]

was this for the 2008 emmys?

[laker090]

@saladin92 2006

[BrittIsh13]

After all the crap actors sgive NBC, you'd think they stop being so damn stupid

[Looserkid13]

this was legendary.

[ThePurpleScrotum]

@Looserkid13 Fuck Lebanon

[Geneparmesan1]

@ThePurpleScrotum fuck you

[Janetvdl]

@Geneparmesan1 I love your user name :D

[mariotitto]

@ThePurpleScrotum Hey asshole whats your point of saying that ?? That country has been though hell you wouldnt last 5 minutes over there when you realize that most of the people live on the street and most home dont have electricity or water and dont forget Lebaneze people are nothing but caring kind and loving people even when they have nothing they keep on sharing so be sure what you say before you say it or else someone someday is gonna put you in your place.

[ThePurpleScrotum]

@mariotitto this guy insulted americans in another video so i trolled.

[7as0n]

LOL cant believe they used that of all things! saw the play back in ashland oregon like a year ago too. haha nicee

[7as0n]

LOL love that movie!! cant believe they used that

[shadolink765a1]

girl from svu looks hot a lil beefy

[honeebun]

@shadolink765a1 she was pregnant so I'd say beefy wouldn't be the right word to use

[pounamu7776]

Wow, that chick from SVU's gotta be pregnant there right?(5:09) Still

beautiful though.

[shadolink765a1]

damn she looks good a little more beefy im digging it

[FutureNewsAnchor]

"And now, the Peacock's getting it/ From both ends."

[FRr3AkOnALEaSh]

6:52, look where the girl's face is.

[frizico]

"...telecast on NBC this year... which means half way through the show, the emmy's will be canceled!" .... uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh prophetic :/

[jho6655321]

This must have been when nbc decided to get rid of our dear coco

[TheNandude]

@jho6655321 It was right after NBC ha announced conan was moving to 11:35

[darkdaysabound]

Frickin awesome rendition of trouble!!x

[spinthestars]

I really hope The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien wins this year.

[moxthexmoose]

The "I'm an ass." at the end is the cherry on top. lmao.

[ZeroTolerance4BS]

lol that was funny..especially loved the intro.

[jdale1259]

The guy is a friggin' genius! What really cracks me up is that during all the digs about NBC (both verbally and in the great rendition of "Trouble") the director kept cutting to the few NBC stars they have like Steve Carrell, Jason Lee and Mariska Hargitay. You could tell they weren't sure if they should laugh or not. Conan...you rock!

[CrypticWatcher]

TEAM CONAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nightwishfan06]

how come conan scares the crap out of me.....?

oh yeah CUZ HE IS SOOOO STRANGE!!! (looking)

[xpelvicxthrustx]

Coco just got nominated by TBS to host the show for the 3rd time....GO COCO!!!

[Opheim1986]

The crime was really organized...

Lol

[meganalo]

best opening of anything ever.

[SidneyCrosberry]

whats conan's youtube channel? i want to watch old episodes

[cazia9]

After this past season (2009/2010) NBC's credibility is completed F$@&ed

[MAF0X]

conan conan conan.....

NBC WTFFF CUNTSSS

[simis7]

Conan is the funniest! I hate nbc...I've stopped watching all shows on nbc...there's nothing to watch there anyways!

[laphlaph]

TEAM COCO!!

[312orcarmel482]

CONAN is the best!

[charger619c]

Fuck NBC, I would rather watch Conan on Lifetime network if they had him

[redsoxws2010]

this guy is freakin hilarious. nbc is retarded for letting him go. screw them and leno!!

[Vcc2cc]

@redsoxws2010 unfortunately he's coming to TBS... i thought comedy central would want coco cuz they could use a new show that isn't animated or about dick jokes....

[proddster]

@Vcc2cc comedy centrals canadian channel is broadcasting conan :P

[MyLifeRox190]

@redsoxws2010 conan left, they didnt fire him

[fraddy1324]

hahahaha

[gloomyoutlook]

That is an insult to Al-Jazeera

Gibson's a twat

[Demithegoddess]

God I miss this man. COME BACK CONAN!!!!! Freaking NBC. Keeps shooting themselves in the foot with the people they fire. Idiots.

[mjbutterflies]

It ends right when he says, "Thank you. I'm an ass." LOL. This is very funny, esp. because he's talking about NBC falling in the ratings back then. Hmmm.

[wisesatyr72]

Lots of hot Blondes in the audience

[rassilonstributer]

Yeah, bloody YouTube.