Music Video - Chuck Norris by Mr. Safety

[Dilla2k9]

Thumbs up if you just typed chuck norris in the search bar. :)

[TheDominator145]

Yahoo@ChuckNorris

[TheDominator145]

When Alexander Bell created the first telephone he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris!

[randomdough1x1]

i'm listing this with the mario song :/

[ty15655]

Hey dude mister safety right me back i got some news news for u i am ty i want to use ur song for itunes so right me back

[Deathrider3000]

chuck norris is a PUSSY ha fuckers

[ConorWatt1]

Chuck Norris delivers presents? I feel bad for whoever gets on the naughty list...

[randomdough1x1]

@newoleans2 iknow rigfjdbvnbfdjbneojfnbjornfgjod­nbjodfbmgrkn,ht

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[clipfan64]

when the boogeyman plays the scary maze game halfway through chuck Norris pops onto the screen

[bozkatinator]

I love this guy

[EPFAgentJetPackGuy]

Chuck Norris he's the baddest mother fucker on the face of the land LoL xD

[EPFAgentJetPackGuy]

CHUCK NORRIS LoL xD

[DrShiftUp]

MrSafetyVEVO NOW!!!!!

[sweetannared]

Okay you know what, I bet he is not all that great. If chuck norris has powers, then he should come up right behind me and smash my head ggfdhyurnhttt

[MrBolibob]

Chuck norris karate chopped this comment

[MrBolibob]

into half.

[nickdarchers]

anyone else see waldo lol

[dominowilkins21]

gay

[gentlegiant6585]

Chuck Norris's smile once brought a puppy back to life.

[gentlegiant6585]

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

[kreccg]

oh plus im a girl and you are way hotter than chuck norris

[kreccg]

9 year old

[Sk8ergurl1234CJ1]

You said green green stuff but fyi, thats a purple screen

[CantLiveWithoutYT]

Like my page !

[00phead]

Do`nt masturbate because every time you do chuck norris kicks a mexican baby in the face

[caradebola13]

@linkfrieds hjehjehjhje ppobre pendejete callese a la verga sino te va a cargar la verga pendejo,, nomas te conozco y te voy a qebrar

[linkfrieds]

@caradebola13 SUBNORMAL Faceplam*

[newoleans2]

Oh Come On!! Chuck Norris Is Just A Stupid Actor! If He Is As Awesome As Everyone Says He Is He Would Come To My House And Slam My Head Into My Keyboaj5lkasdfufjdshaf dsf

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[Mrspidey457]

@newoleans2 did you know that asdfghjkl, asdfghjk, asdfghj, asdfgh or asdfg is a real word?it means asdfgajdhaj dad ghdgashdgahsdgashdgshdghasdada­dhasjdhakdhadhaj.seriously

[caradebola13]

@EmeraldSword54 jhajhajha pendeja si supieras kien soy

[hawnkblade]

Oh come on !! Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor !! if he is god, he will slam my head to the keyboardaskgjsbigasghkfdagakgu­yshfuysgaksfuyghasfiughaffa

[poekie441]

@hawnkblade lmfo!! chuck norris is the badis moter fuker on this planet

[caradebola13]

chuck norris es gay

[EmeraldSword54]

@caradebola13 no te calculo mas de dos días con vida

[linkfrieds]

@caradebola13 your die is Now Are You Ready?

[TheTheAndreiasantos]

ahahahah

[2packigot6pack]

guantanamo bay, cube is another name for Chuck Norris basment.

[Suuz1997]

I voted Saxon

[happyflaapy]

*comment removed by chuck norris*

[mysteriousmoment]

you have a nice face but ur a bit skinny go to gym and youll be hotter than youre areadly now, but still cant imagine how its even possible :P

[FervantFurball]

He.Is.The.Baddest.Motherfucker­.In.The.Land. Mr safety is...

[LeeLaz2008]

Chuck Norris caused the earthquake in china... by stomping the ground on the other side of the world.

[minecraftdude80]

if you spell chukk norriz wrong he will hunt you down. wait, OH SHIT !

[GNCA1]

NO,NO,NO This is junk mr.safety make a

Song called make pee then I'll judge it,five star for make poop

[cooli101]

sponsor!. love how he put the sponsor in there

[tonykuklok]

thumbs up if cory should do a remax of this video with kate

[IBeKelkel]

lol, random Wally :D

[miketower99]

554 people did not vote chuck norris for president R.I.P 554

...

[miketower99]

when chuck norris does push ups chuck norris doesnt push himself up he pushes the world down...

[flapjack77709]

554 were found by chuck norris

[normalpsychology]

@IllyMooncat Uh, no. Corey himself admitted it in one of his videos. He states (these are facts, that he said in his own voice, on public videos of his):

1. "I had Stephanie paying my rent for me for a while, I was unemployed."

2. "I had Kate move in with me and Stephanie..."

3. "I am going to England with Kate..."

He's a fucking monster.

[normalpsychology]

Fucking shitty song, dude's tone deaf. He also cheated on his wife with a girl from England who he had live with him while his wife was still in the house. Oh and he made his wife pay his rent and shit. He's a dark mother fucker.

[KennyFlameOfFire]

@normalpsychology Hahahaha. That was funny dude. Had a bad day mr. hater?

[normalpsychology]

@KennyFlameOfFire Every day's a bad one when you're as ugly as me, but that's not why I wrote what I wrote. I wrote it because there's a massive cover-up on YouTube about how dark this mother fucker is. He fucking abuses women like crazy. Dude brought another woman to LIVE with him while his wife was IN HIS HOUSE! Fucking demon!

[IllyMooncat]

@normalpsychology: And 9/11 was premeditated by our government, and Elvis is alive and well with the aliens? You can enjoy your morning cup of steaming-hot crazy but for heavens sakes, the rest of us don't want any.

[theinfernape1999]

this is the best best song I love chuck norris he saved the worled

[CrisTheHunter]

Lol my ipod says it was posted today

[TUMFARTWierdoNerd]

That. Was. Awsome.

[kjnilsd]

This was the first video that made my love for the internet.

[gabrielechris]

lol this is fucking great lmfao

[TheNoLifeproductionz]

@RylandProductionsUK Its not actually Waldo...Just a figment of your imagination.

[1979peppers]

Did you know all 99 of Jay Z's problems are Chuck Norris?

[jack12343217]

He always finds Waldo

[xXKarmaCh4rgerXx]

sorry but bruce lee killed chuck norris in way of the dragon. so bruce lee pwns norris

[TJMann06]

@xXKarmaCh4rgerXx He died though...

[dudesonsrock23]

@xXKarmaCh4rgerXx But thats a film. Have you looked at his actual fight record from when he was a professional karate fighter. If not here it is 183–10–2. So Chuck would actually 'pwn' Bruce lee ;)

[slinkysmurfette]

How come I never seen this one? GOOD SHIT

[LeeLaz2008]

Chuck Norris doesn't get his by lightning, lightning get's hit my Chuck Norris! Can I get thumbs for epic win!

[happyflaapy]

chuck norris wants his alarm clock back

[WilliamShadowbreaker]

Chuck Norris makes happy meals cry.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as girraffes.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

You know these to be true.

[TransformersObsessed]

Vids EXPERT make u and rock u safety.mr[read backwards]

[FlashySenap]

Awesome!

How come aI haven't seen this until now!? :O

[Suuz1997]

Did anyone else notice the Where's Willy doll at the end?

[supermario3181]

chuck norris doesn't have a shadow, cuz its too afraid to come out

[jennische4208]

Chuck Norris isnt that tough...hold on someones at my door...

[jennische4208]

Chuck Norris once walked in a haunted house and scared away all the ghosts.

[Suuz1997]

Thumbs up if you think Cory is hotter then Chuck Norris

[horseops]

@Suuz1997 he may be hotter than norris but norris is the hottest man in the world at the same time

[TheNoLifeproductionz]

@Suuz1997 By the end of the month...You are gonna wish you never said that...Hes running towards you right now, from Australia.

[Suuz1997]

@TheNoLifeproductionz I waited, nothing came. I think Cory has kicked his ass when he arrived in America

[TheNoLifeproductionz]

@Suuz1997 There is still one more day...

[Suuz1997]

@TheNoLifeproductionz I'm still not dead *Grins*

[TheNoLifeproductionz]

@Suuz1997 Meh...I guess his list of victims is too long, so he spared a couple of people. You are really lucky :)

[CyclonicTuna023]

@Suuz1997 Wow you got guts...last time my nephew said that, chuck norris game storming thrue the wall and ripped his face of. He was in a good mood that day...

[RightTriggerGames]

@Suuz1997 By that you must be implying of chuck norrises nick name, cory. Men line up at chuck norrises house to get layed because hes so sexy, sadly, they die after 28 seconds from to much presure.

[gapemy115]

@Suuz1997 Chuck Norris will punch the floor and you will die.

[Suuz1997]

@gapemy115 I'm still alive :p

[gapemy115]

@Suuz1997 EPIC SIGH!!!!!!!!!

[naruhina73]

i loled at the end XD

[novacorponline]

Chuck Norris is responsible for the 1998 Godzilla movie; he kicked Godzilla out of japan so hard it became retarded and stumbled into America.

[friendlyschizo]

hey kitty kitty what is with all the fight

[supermario3181]

@ButYaKnow thats not the first time i heard that -_-

[IAmNoelleChristine]

@supermario3181 So? I still love that joke!

[supermario3181]

@IAmNoelleChristine well, that is true

[IAmNoelleChristine]

@supermario3181 lol.

[carlos1191980]

lol way to cool

[MultiWestward]

He delivers my presents last time i try capturing Santa O_O

[RadiantMeteor]

O.K. It was nice to see Mr. safetys cute little chest.....

[sschock99]

death once had a near CHUCK NORRIS experience

[snoopyhoarder2]

Chuck Norris watched this is 1 Sec

[Mrspidey457]

everybudy, luk at the date

[treyton0123]

CHUCK NORRIS DIED, BUT ITS OKAY, HE WALKED IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[HardyBoyz299]

Chuck Norris sucks *knock knock* I think someone is at my door.

[THEBACONMAN98]

baddest mothafuckers in all the land:

1. chuk norris

2. me

3. MR. T BIATCH

[Majmun36]

@THEBACONMAN98 1. mr safety

2. chuck norris



[SMOKINSOUNDS]

@THEBACONMAN98 and cory!!!!

[TehNerdQueen]

Why did Chuck Norris have to buy Viatnam? He could've just demanded it.

[ilikeblood33]

thumbs up if you don't give a shit when you are watching this

[MyTacomonkey]

yea well i counted to infienty 4 times watch infinety infinety infinety infinety

[halomason99]

chuck norris can no-scope you by hard scoping in mw2

[Dannyillo962]

It is said in legend that Chuck Norris once had a son who was named Cory....

[HankADT666]

I liked when he said chuck norris.

[playman350]

CHUCK NORRIS

[mysteriousmoment]

who cares Chuck Norris when Cory is so damn hot :D

[SMOKINSOUNDS]

@mysteriousmoment he is hot



[Noimnotthatguy]

When Chuck Norris flips you off, he's not doing it to be offensive, he's showing you how many seconds you have left to live.

[Punketa2001]

i luv u vids but some of them make u look like u have problems and thums up 4 sparta

[konnor772]

I lol so hard at this video! also I found Waldo!

[343kento]

chuck norris doesnt do his himework his homework does itself

[ethongmurr]

Thumbs up if you lol'd the hardest @3:19!

[mw2fanXAX]

R.I.P 549 PEOPLE

[sofyisgreaat2]

my little brother thought his muscles were real XD

[justinbeiberlover156]

HEY thanks chuck norris you just broke my nose with your last kick

[Ranjuwean0Thor]

bruce lee beat cuck norris and will never lose to him

[horseops]

@Ranjuwean0Thor what the hell is wrong with you

[Ranjuwean0Thor]

@horseops bruce lee wins >.<

[xdjr96x]

okay ive actually seen ur videos now i love your videos

[xdjr96x]

i smell a fan boy

[SLHS204]

congrats on ur 400th video!....like 30 years ago :)

[Rangel316]

if that would have been chuck norris round house kicking in the end of the video the viewers whole screen would have exploded, so this is fake

[TheBlindfaith666]

they once made a chuck norris toilet paper but no one liked it it didnt take shit from nobody

[DirtyHarrysMagnum]

you should put this on itunes

[343kento]

3:47 WALDO!!!!!

[343kento]

CHUCK NORRIS DOESNT HAVE A TWITTER BECAUSE HE IS ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU

[pingingpear581]

i found wldo pause at 3:46

[DarkerthantheShadows]

OMG I TYPED IN CHUCK NORRIS.COM AND IT REALLY SAYS HI IM CHUCK NORRIS I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONANLY WELCOME YOU TO MY WEBSITE

[subzeroistheman]

Chuck Norris wouldn't be a QB he would be a linebacker

[broudwauy]

@subzeroistheman he'd be a one man team.

[MrsDudeguy]

he counted to infinity three times lol

[Jwips]

he just round house kicked waldo

[GrandMasterJensen]

You know bruce lee trained chuck norris and they literly had to show bruce lees punches in slowmo because they were so fast fuck chuck norris

[TheBlindfaith666]

@GrandMasterJensen well f*** u too better back your bags and move citys cause chuck norris will be there

[TheJbmorey]

u r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo right he dose have great hair

[vanessa30883]

it's the guy who kicks hard, whit the texas stear, whit the total fitness gym,, xp

[daydatwatkins00]

your so hot

[Shaoz049]

XDDD

[SCRPN87]

That is the funniest video yet of smp films

[WarriorsForever937]

So you're SMPfilms, Mr. Safety, Cory Williams, Mr. Uncomfortable... And now you're CHUCH NORRIS!?!?

[NinjaMario345]

#LOL thumbs up if you saw where's wally at the end I think im the first person to see it #LOL

[Dragonninjas11]

@NinjaMario345 No someone else already spotted that.

[NinjaMario345]

@Dragonninjas11 Oh.... :( lol

[Dragonninjas11]

@NinjaMario345 Still I didnt see that so nice nice job XD

[NinjaMario345]

@Dragonninjas11 XD Yay.. Lol

[LaurielLolz]

So weird, every time you go "Chuck Norrisssssssss" Kinda sounds like your burping. Ikr!

[lovelives1000]

of course chuck norris invented the internet thats why i love it

[jillianklaas]

so im sorry i like your vids but i vote thumbs down

[jillianklaas]

its funny you made my video because remember the 2002 part i was born in 2002 >:(

[luckypoink]

can his nipples make milk lol!

[TheWolfsPaw]

can you do arnold plz

[twilight11263]

the only way mr. safety could be any hotter is if this was his real voice <3

[paradox4901]

@twilight11263 it is his real voice

[celestekittie]

</3 for no barrens chat reference