Onion news network breaking news. This just in. It has been confirmed today that the third time is not the charm. For proof we now go live to Lake Conroe.
Notice all these morons on here who are crashing are passing too close to the boat they have overtaken? The wake of the front boat jerks the steering wheel out of their hands. If they began their pass [at a safer speed] about 100 feet back, they would have had no problem.
Drive like an idiot and get hurt like an idiot. I hope people watch this and learn lessons. I'm often in my boat with my daughter who is 3 now, 2 last summer and my wife. I don't like to think about others hurting my family when i'm out on the water being safe and they are not...
LOLOLOL....This is why people shoould learn how to operate machinery(yes, cars and boats are machinery)safely and RESPOSIBLY. That guy would still have that boat if he knew how to use his brain.....this is why so many people crash their cars......idiots.....
Hey Mark twat...I see in your description you make it a point to say you were going fast (70 mph? ,....more like 45...) and that you hit the water without a life jacket....so your doing stupid things with a beat boat and then crash without safety precautions...ok...here is what you wanted....YOUR AN IDIOT AND A LOSER. I have a boat that does 70++ and I RARELY take it to that speed ESPECIALLY in heavier seas..let alone trying to jump wake with ...... All idiots of the world are proud of you
stupid people in boats hurt not only them selves but damage the lakes too oil fule garbage etc, soon states will be regulating hom much HP. a boat may have yes it is comming, good luck
i was on this lake some years back when a 30ft baja went through a yacht at 70 mph killing both in the baja and two more on the yacht this is a dangerous lake when people get drunk
@wildwindsca Couldn't have put it better myself. When this finally does happen after getting airborn on purpose everyone still screams like..OMG I can't believe this happened! Kinda like standing in a fireant bed and being surprised someone got bitten.
To cut them some slack, lake conroe has massive wake all the time, but it was really stupid to ride without a life jacket if your gonna be going somewhat fast...
Maybe you will reconsider wearing your life jacket when you take a boat ride with a dumb fuck like that. He's lucky he didn't kill somebody. Did someone beat his ass for that?
Cant fix stupid can we now. The great thing about a recession depression is everyone is out of money to screw around. They stay home more. They in turn are out of the way of people who do have money thus giving elbow room and that special person is happy for that.
@markwatt1 and lemme guess, do you wear a life jacket, ar are you pissing yourself scared when someone asks you to go waterskiing? life jackets may make you look like a dork, but trust me, if you don't have one and SHTF, you'd probably wear one... you wonder why all the guys doing 100+ in they're race boats are still alive after they crash? perhaps it's because they wore a life jacket...if you're on a boat, it translates to life jacket. ALWAYS. cruise ship, maybe not... this wasn't a cruise ship
i lived on ceader lake all my life...and i have seen about 6 boats crash in the same spot .. if u cross thay 2nd wake behind a leading boat at more than 40 mph... u will crash..go see (bass boat crash) its the same crash but a diffrent boat....if u see somthing like this in person... it will scare the fuck out of you....G....lern how to drive your boats people,, get a jetski...do somthin diffrent
How is he putting others in danger while being the passenger? Did he put a pie in the drivers face? Did he raise the tabs and punch the throttle? It's a 20 year old video, lighten up.
lol, drive much ?
RemoWest 2 months ago
Is this in Texas cause lake conroe in Texas is just about dried up
accordionsidekick 2 months ago
Is this Lake Conroe or the Gene Pool?
cochranexyz 2 months ago
this is almost as good as the b52 crash.
oldagetraveler 4 months ago
Onion news network breaking news. This just in. It has been confirmed today that the third time is not the charm. For proof we now go live to Lake Conroe.
hiyukenmusic 5 months ago
What make of boat were you in?
Blakerb24 6 months ago
Were there any gators in the lake? Gators gotta eat too ya know.
4JayeP 6 months ago 4
Facet się popisał. Brawura, brawura i jeszcze raz brawura !!!
Gregoriofifi35 6 months ago
hahahahahahaha i hope they all fucking died and burned in hell idiots !!!
xPLHOOLIGANx 6 months ago
Notice all these morons on here who are crashing are passing too close to the boat they have overtaken? The wake of the front boat jerks the steering wheel out of their hands. If they began their pass [at a safer speed] about 100 feet back, they would have had no problem.
jimbeauxtexas 6 months ago
Because they are scared and the female voice is brighter than the male voice. That's why it appears louder.
ketchupburner 6 months ago
why is it that the women always make a racket when things go wrong but men don't?
the whole screaming thing is annoying
BigAgitator 6 months ago
holy shit...
Friggeuber 7 months ago
The formula cut through it safely...
meatman310 7 months ago
Dumb...
thescotty0717 7 months ago
chyeaaaaaa!!!!!!
jillybean3969 7 months ago
maybe just maybe your boat isn't stable enough for that.
killa338ify 8 months ago
Drive like an idiot and get hurt like an idiot. I hope people watch this and learn lessons. I'm often in my boat with my daughter who is 3 now, 2 last summer and my wife. I don't like to think about others hurting my family when i'm out on the water being safe and they are not...
mfasouletos 9 months ago
omg did you die?
mrfalafl 9 months ago
more money than brains
fusionstar916 9 months ago
The first two boats did fine.
pismo10 9 months ago
hahahahahahaha
Robbertdelange 10 months ago
LOLOLOL....This is why people shoould learn how to operate machinery(yes, cars and boats are machinery)safely and RESPOSIBLY. That guy would still have that boat if he knew how to use his brain.....this is why so many people crash their cars......idiots.....
petrosspetrosgali 10 months ago
Just because someone can afford a boat that will run 70 MPH doesn't mean they know how to operate it.
RoadCaptainEntertain 10 months ago
What kind of boat did you wreck?
YourATool77 10 months ago
Can't stand people like this! I used to boat all the time and always see dumbasses thinking they are invisible.
zachattack83 10 months ago
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idiots...they deserve it ....no sympathy...
Wojtek107 1 year ago
fun til someone gets hurt
jimmyjames133 1 year ago
windy day = no time to show off
AlchemistHawk 1 year ago
i hate lake conroe its to choppy
DACHERRYBOMB1 1 year ago
Hey Mark twat...I see in your description you make it a point to say you were going fast (70 mph? ,....more like 45...) and that you hit the water without a life jacket....so your doing stupid things with a beat boat and then crash without safety precautions...ok...here is what you wanted....YOUR AN IDIOT AND A LOSER. I have a boat that does 70++ and I RARELY take it to that speed ESPECIALLY in heavier seas..let alone trying to jump wake with ...... All idiots of the world are proud of you
tjenk712 1 year ago
Most people do not post vids of themselves doing very stupid things...unless their like to wear stupidity as some badge of honor......dumbass...
tjenk712 1 year ago
we need to keep idiots like this out of the water,fucken retards
camw308 1 year ago 7
ah power boaters ....
kajyRHC 1 year ago
looks like you need to take a boating course!
glenmann62 1 year ago
Show Off...
clintbeastwood22 1 year ago
idiots
steeltown98 1 year ago
That's what happens when you screw around with dangerous equipment, morons
Fuzzyguns11 1 year ago
i know right
popcornfaty 1 year ago
third times a charm! lolollolol
sledneck2xtreme 1 year ago
lol
nativeskater1 1 year ago
did they survive this? pretty risky move...
northernstudio 1 year ago
Well someone was ignoreing the rules of the road
XXTHE12THMANXX 1 year ago
He probably had the drives trimmed way out. He should have slowed down or tucked the drives in.
highvelocity123 1 year ago
man, good thing you were all ok, thats a big hit in a big boat.
shotfirer1972 1 year ago
well i aint buying a stingray
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XxJmvideosxX 1 year ago
This is what happens when stupid is at the well.
Arkwaterfowl 1 year ago
lol what a fuckin noob
Pickpocket 1 year ago
FAIL# boat
CopperheadViper 1 year ago
How stupid are some people?
gregwil80 1 year ago
stupid people in boats hurt not only them selves but damage the lakes too oil fule garbage etc, soon states will be regulating hom much HP. a boat may have yes it is comming, good luck
cdlmn63 1 year ago
@cdlmn63 yes it is coming
the5general1 1 year ago
Awesome. They dont deserve that boat.
Drivinfast247 1 year ago
huge wake+big idiots=killing them selves
RUNNINGRIOT318 1 year ago
GILLAGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
skribbbble 1 year ago
i was on this lake some years back when a 30ft baja went through a yacht at 70 mph killing both in the baja and two more on the yacht this is a dangerous lake when people get drunk
alexadams1212 1 year ago
Totntaaacoooooo
escapespower 1 year ago
Doesn't look like 70mph though
blyndrotor 1 year ago
Did the guy in boat crash on Lake Conroe died?
foolclip 1 year ago
I hate when that happens
kblopp 1 year ago
Did he died?
scottmcg666 1 year ago
lol the idiot mustve thought he was Don Aronow.
Sodiumreactor 1 year ago
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anth69y 1 year ago
when you cross somebody elses wake like that is stupid an it was his own fault an he threatened everybody elses life in that boat.
eager400 1 year ago
U can cross wakes just at the right angles........but I do agree with u withit being his fault!!
bigpuller78 1 year ago
I live in Conroe. He deserved what he got for trying to show off.
lostindiancamp 1 year ago
no one deserves to get hurt for showing off. don't be a jerk. you live in conroe,big deal
8thEastTexasBlues 1 year ago
mas esta gente não se enxerga???
Esgroviado 1 year ago
why was he going that fast in the first place.
mybird9 2 years ago
simple big power + little brains = damages.
wildwindsca 2 years ago 37
LOLL!!!!! i laughed so hard when i saw that comment
haroslover 1 year ago
@wildwindsca Couldn't have put it better myself. When this finally does happen after getting airborn on purpose everyone still screams like..OMG I can't believe this happened! Kinda like standing in a fireant bed and being surprised someone got bitten.
bigmrclean 1 year ago
@wildwindsca 100% agree
bragee 1 year ago
Ouch ;P
lordlugworm 2 years ago
Ever hear of your trim, Darwin Award candidate here.
esox66 2 years ago
@esox66 Easy there, Reggie Fountain. Trim's not the problem here.
babyshaker207 2 years ago
To cut them some slack, lake conroe has massive wake all the time, but it was really stupid to ride without a life jacket if your gonna be going somewhat fast...
NextBigThingWrestlin 2 years ago
wow ,i,ll bet you,ll never do that again!
glenmann62 2 years ago
Just another reason why STUPID people should NOT breed.
shooteraod 2 years ago 3
Maybe you will reconsider wearing your life jacket when you take a boat ride with a dumb fuck like that. He's lucky he didn't kill somebody. Did someone beat his ass for that?
philip21786 2 years ago 3
hahaha i have no pitty for fuckin idiots that try and ramp other boats wakes!lol
MrPoonasty 2 years ago 6
Moron. Could someone post the name of that half brainer for the hall of fame?
XV2PS 2 years ago
wat you get for having an idiot pilot
mcdubzzz 2 years ago
wow hope there ok. jumping is extremly dangerous
DinaAmatuccio 2 years ago
now that was fun
molvi1988 2 years ago
Cant fix stupid can we now. The great thing about a recession depression is everyone is out of money to screw around. They stay home more. They in turn are out of the way of people who do have money thus giving elbow room and that special person is happy for that.
Tr0ll1000 2 years ago
I was like whoa, WHOA, WHAO HOLYSHIT!
dochco 2 years ago
i do that when i have spare time =P
jhagge2 2 years ago
flying boat
stopdropinrol 2 years ago
lolololololololololololol
preppus 2 years ago
ha ha twats
K0K4NE 2 years ago
IDIOTS!!
rayven2012 2 years ago
Why were you driving like a retard?????????? Glad to see your alive.
madsnrn 2 years ago
lol the old lady screams
purpleliciouslyblack 2 years ago
LOL, acting like a dumb ass will eventually hurt your ass....no fucking brains whatsoever. It's idiots like this that fuck it up for everybody else!
x23worm 2 years ago
Why cut the video right whaen it gets good??
19jody72 2 years ago 23
Watch the longer version if you want more....
markwatt1 2 years ago
@markwatt1 and lemme guess, do you wear a life jacket, ar are you pissing yourself scared when someone asks you to go waterskiing? life jackets may make you look like a dork, but trust me, if you don't have one and SHTF, you'd probably wear one... you wonder why all the guys doing 100+ in they're race boats are still alive after they crash? perhaps it's because they wore a life jacket...if you're on a boat, it translates to life jacket. ALWAYS. cruise ship, maybe not... this wasn't a cruise ship
machinegunboy98 1 year ago
@19jody72 because saving their friends life takes priority over youtube viewers satisfaction.
jwboll 10 months ago
i think its a bad sign when ur boat is out of the water. boats r made to stay on the water
zimsta66 2 years ago
those things jump all the time
BMXer1654 2 years ago
hahahahh ive seen worst
jpwazhea 2 years ago
Fucking Rich FUCKS......They still do that shit on Conroe...........I love It when the Jet-skiers fuck up............
dogrockit 2 years ago
thats true, i got a boat but not a jet skier. i got a fishing boat.
escapefromhellview20 2 years ago
HA! They still do that on Conroe...............Fucking shit for brains Rick FUCKS......I love it when the Jet-skiers fuck up.....
dogrockit 2 years ago
..... who the fuck does this and doesnt expect to damage something .... seriously
HenkelmanAndy 2 years ago 2
people are just plain stupid boats are not for this kinda use!!
darius28z 2 years ago
i lived on ceader lake all my life...and i have seen about 6 boats crash in the same spot .. if u cross thay 2nd wake behind a leading boat at more than 40 mph... u will crash..go see (bass boat crash) its the same crash but a diffrent boat....if u see somthing like this in person... it will scare the fuck out of you....G....lern how to drive your boats people,, get a jetski...do somthin diffrent
fishnmaster420 2 years ago
dumb fucks like that is why, boat laws are the way they are now!!!!!!
lbp1923 2 years ago
what do u mean
escapefromhellview20 2 years ago
So what happened to the boat? Why did it launch in the air like that?
solostunter 2 years ago
is because he went to the wave at the wrong way. he supposed to go across it straight
escapefromhellview20 2 years ago
Its a boat not a PWC.
You should have your azz kicked for putting the others in danger. You were NOT doing 70, unless you are talking KpH.
OGShocker 2 years ago
Hey Brainiac,
How is he putting others in danger while being the passenger? Did he put a pie in the drivers face? Did he raise the tabs and punch the throttle? It's a 20 year old video, lighten up.
shanet70 2 years ago
Brainiac is my top secret code name, you can just call me "Sir".
How many people have you pulled out of the water? My guess would be zero.
The driver of that boat, 20 years ago or not, is an azz. That is who I was speaking of in my first comment.
Have a nice day, Nancy.
OGShocker 2 years ago
Shit happens, that's why a PFD should always be used - specially at high speeds.
EddyJohansen 2 years ago
What kind of a boat?
blackmoretravis 2 years ago
31" Sutphen twin 502's
markwatt1 2 years ago
das boat no good in air!
ericvonp 3 years ago
you got greedy pal.
sicleman 3 years ago
u accelerated to fast have to do it graduaully or the boat will turn to much
bakalakpal 3 years ago
cool video man.
bet that was shitscary
slinki11 3 years ago