Truthsurge, This was one funny video. I've watched it many times lmao! ------- Heads up, yesterday Mr Crapley has put out a new video on crop circles that will split your guts open watching him decipher the letters and point out the phallic symbols (that are not there). Wow hes a loon. But somehow I just love his videos? I hope he doesnt stop! :)
@grassburner what if say in late 2012 he reveals that he was a poe or a satirist all along? whoa. he lured them all in like a master angler. hahahhaha he blocked me so maybe he IS a loon after all.
"who will speak for the accused ones coming over the hill from Sparta and Chanulkar from the 4 legged dragons tooth where it is said the whores dance in circles neer the moon sirs, never towit will there be Jebusites and amalekites again to roam these hills"
This refers to the hills of Kentucky it is obvious sir. You do not read the verses correctly. WE IN KENTUCKY KNOW WELL SIR YOUR FOOLERY AND YOUR INCHASTITY AT THESE MARVELS that are come to pass
@TruthSurge hehe indeed sir PLEASE BEWARE OF THE TOOTHLESS WHORE who prowls the hills with the unkosher Jebusites and Amelokites and drives the charioters veels into the bottom of the read sea, so you have been warned
I'm thinking we should sponsor him to Australia and invite to perform his lyrical excellence in places like Oxford St or King St in Sydney. He will see plenty of phallics there and it will be the real thing. He can get the texta out and draw as many outlines to his hearts content. I am sure there are many happy types there who would be happy to have their phallics, texta outlined. Very funny vid by the way.
Outstanding! My experience with Tapley's channel proves up the fact he's a narcissistic loon with deeply suppressed issues. Your video pretty much reveals the real Tapley!
In the last few days, Anderson Cooper featured "the Third Beagle of the Apopcalypse"
William Tapley does believe this moronic manure.
I am amazed that people have not already tried to have this fucktard committed to the booby hatch. He wouldn't be seeing any phallic symbols there unless he was in the common room with all the rest of the squirrel nut jobs.
@GrizzledGeek1980 Ya, it seems he's either a real nutjob or the best satirist the entire world has ever seen. I have trouble believing the latter option. :) thank ye.
Hey, i would love to hear mr tapley in a situation where he is either santa claus or perhaps working in a kindergarden, and he is suppose to tell the kids fairytales but ofcourse its all about armageddon....he he could you make something like that?? would be great i think....
@TruthSurge i see, well you can see what you can make of it if you ever get the time...i love your tapley video!! hahah..og my stomach is hurting now..
@snookerjam i don't think i'll ever have time in my life to do all the silly things I can think up. hehehe maybe an audio of it with one pic of him might be funny. you can only hear the kids and him hehehe
@TruthSurge haha, i was imagine that old video with the 7 dworfs xxx snow white in that cartoon, if u ever saw that. And when tapley speaks about 7 golden candlesticks hahahah omg i couldnt breath...wow what a psycho man he is, and im finding my self sitting and watching his videos many times just laughing..
@snookerjam yeah, 7 midgets, 7 dwarfs, hehe Yeah, when the vids become so insanely comical, you wonder if he's just a great poe or satirist. If not, he's half insane then.
@snookerjam he blocks everyone who doesn't agree with him, I think. yeah, his songs are bad musically and sad philosophically. heheh Singing songs about the end of the world. sad little man.
hahahaha you don;t like thirdeaglecrook? lol I think he would be more believable if he just put on a swami head dress or a robe...ya know.. some incense........some midgets....
@MrTerry428 hehe thank ya. i did one other vid called night before armageddon. I might do another one but I have some other vid ideas to do. But tapley is a great source of comedy!
post this with as close of a spelling to third eagle thing as possible so that way when people type third eagle in they will see this as well it will be great
This is amazing! I've seen people use this software before but this has got to be the best one (by far) I've ever seen. I literally laughed though the entire thing.. had to go back a couple of times, I couldn't hear the video over my own big mouth. The midgets were a nice touch :)
@sheri226 thanks! It's funny. I was going to say mexican midgets then thought people would fling the racist attack so i changed but then the pic i found had 7 mexican midgets! haah was too late to change the vo.
@alfyakuza I hearby grant you the honorary title of Crapley Initiate! This title grants you the privilege and ability to be dumbfounded by Mr. Tapley's actual videos and the intestinal fortitude to watch ONE video. After that, you're on your own! hahaha
the one that opens the seals in the book of revelations will have been married at least once and divorced once. chapter 2 of revelations. 2:4Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love. have left thy first love. go to the website under my channel.
Did you do this?? That's fantastic! You have his voice down pat. And you have absolutely NAILED Tapley's style of "prophecy" and the way he thinks. Man, this is a work of art. Has AtheistAussie seen it yet? Christ, this will bust his friggin' ribs.
But mostly, I hope Tapley has seen it -- the WHOLE thing!
@Astrobrant2 Yes, yes and thanks! hgahahha yeah, I sent atheistaussie the link. I haven't watched many of tapley's vids but I figured I knew enough to make fun of him. Just get that nasally new hampshire thing and a sort of monotonous delivery and a tad too serious for what he's actually claiming. hahahha And just show that you can make up anything from a long text if you just jerk things out of context. thanks for the sub. I got hundreds of vids of stuff so there's a few good ones.
@TruthSurge I've been working on a NephilimFree impression. If I ever get around to making a video, I'd like your suggestions of things that should be included. I haven't watched more than about 4 or 5 of his videos but I've seen some of his "better" stuff in other people's videos.
@Astrobrant2 Actually, you've watched as many as I have. I can't bear to watch them. so, I'm like you. I've seen the clips in other people's vids mostly. heheh Just get the huge headphones for sure. tape on a mustache. reddish blonde. speak really softly into the headset mic. pause often between phrases. etc etc. heheh
@TruthSurge My son and I were watching videos one night when I put Nephy on, and my son cracked up at how much alike he thought we sounded. I think with the right mechanics I will be able to do a good impression. If I do it well, it should get some attention from among my atheist friends. It would be my first video on that subject.
No headphones at first. I'm going to use clips of him. (It won't be as smooth as yours, though. I don't have the software to do that.)
@Astrobrant2 well, technically, you could send me the audio file in high quality mono (like at least 44.1KHz wav or high quality mp3) and I could run it through the crazytalk prog and spit out the results and send it back to ya. Prob send it using hotfile (d o t) com or just ftp to my website. Wouldn't take much time if you did the voice.
@johndebbra i originally was going to say 7 mexican midgets but then thought people would complain about race and stuff. then, ironically, the pic i found was.... 7 mexican midgets! hhahha
@TruthSurge I was roaring laughing, it was incredibly true to his form. Tapley makes me so embarrassed to be a Catholic, and, God knows, we have enough problems!! The Tapman is just the worst exemplar of any belief system, and his followers are strange, marginal and pathetic... but, it is just my opinion they feel as though they may be the "brave new world"...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...LOL...
@VictoriaRu29 Yeah, every type of Christian has doctrinal issues. You have to explain how a piece of baked wheat actually transforms into the son of an ancient middle-eastern deity. Wouldn't want to be in your shoes. :) hehehhe So many doctrines were invented to cover up the glaring problems created by the addition of fiction to the gospels. Once the virgin birth was added, the church had to explain how a sinful woman (per Paul) could give birth to a god. etc etc etc.
@geffel yeah, it is easy but to get it looking really good you have to get in there and tweak the mouth some and that can be a time-consuming thing for 5 min of talking. :( I didn't do it here. I just kept the stock animation and added blinks and head movement basically.
@geffel The mouth is stock just by CT reading the voice over and making the animation automatically. The eyes, eyebrows and head I added in basically one pass doing a realtime puppeteering. Just move the mouse and it moves the head etc.
@ItsTheSuperFly thanks, my good man! I am never sure if I'm making something truly funny or how funny it might turn out. I don't call myself a comedian so that way if it sucks I have an out. heheheh
@thruthem I get lots of fan mail from Alabama. Especially preachers who thank me for clearing up a lot of questions. Like... is there really an antichrist and is it really you? hahhaha
@YourBrainOnReligion No! I spent prob 1 hr on animating him and a few more hours writing the script and recording it. Maybe 2 hrs on the editing finding pics making pics filming the pencil part etc. I didn't do any custom tweak to the mouth animation. It ain't great but it'll do. I can go in and tweak but with 5 min... that would take me all day. so i left it as is straight outta crazytalk.
Sadly, they will never see how this prophecy is every bit as valid as the ones he actually draws from the same text. The actual text is used in the exact same kinds of ways to create prophecy. It's a disgusting, though perfectly valid, prophecy based on Revelations with no more or less force than Tapley's own. But, I bet that not one Tapley follower will be able to see it and that they will simply reject this as purely devil-inspired and mean-spirited ridicule without any basis in scripture.
@renegade4dio haha you are right. This jerk-a-verse method of synthesizing prophecies was used back in the 1st century by the author of the Gospel of Matthew and I suppose Tapley feels right at home and justified in doing it. Just look at how Matthew invented prophecies. "out of Egypt I call my son". HAHAHAHAHA if you read that passage, the "son" is actually Israel, the nation. dumbasses. But what can you do? Ridicule!
lmfao i saw this and i instantly though "oh now what as mr tapley come up with today". I was pleasantly relieved to find it's not his psycho babbling and actually is the truth for once. :)
@tattooskin72 Oh. I was reading it as if I was off the hook as in no longer guilty of something or indebted to someone. He was saying it as "THAT'S off the hook". ok. I got it. thanks for clearing up that mystery!
A beautiful job of discernment and interpretation! ; )
yeshuahfullofit 1 month ago
@yeshuahfullofit thank ya! hahah yes, it takes a special "word" from god to be able to discern the TRUE meaning of his WORD.
TruthSurge 1 month ago
Truthsurge, This was one funny video. I've watched it many times lmao! ------- Heads up, yesterday Mr Crapley has put out a new video on crop circles that will split your guts open watching him decipher the letters and point out the phallic symbols (that are not there). Wow hes a loon. But somehow I just love his videos? I hope he doesnt stop! :)
grassburner 1 month ago
@grassburner what if say in late 2012 he reveals that he was a poe or a satirist all along? whoa. he lured them all in like a master angler. hahahhaha he blocked me so maybe he IS a loon after all.
TruthSurge 1 month ago
The Tap LOVES THE OLE GOLDEN CANDLE STICK. Heard he LOVES WAXING THEM UNTIL THE WAX RUNS DOWN THE SHAFT.
mythicalhell 3 months ago
@mythicalhell too much info, sir. heheheh yer like wha? yer whole vid was about that!!!!
TruthSurge 3 months ago
@TruthSurge lol :p
mythicalhell 3 months ago
OMG !! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
914light 3 months ago
@914light hehehe
TruthSurge 3 months ago
Join us in opposition to the midgets.
You know that it's the right thing to do.
dingodavid 4 months ago
@dingodavid I support the midgets completely!
TruthSurge 4 months ago
@TruthSurge
Damn you; you midget-loving heretic!
dingodavid 4 months ago
what a load of bullshit
CaptainShamrock66 4 months ago
Brilliant!
1:25 "It also gives me time to think up a way out in case I'm wrong" - one of the best lines.
BlisterHiker 4 months ago
@BlisterHiker hehe yeah, it's funny hearing him admit it. hehe
TruthSurge 4 months ago
Finally we get your real voice, Yankee. Damn carpetbagger.
2eelShmeal 6 months ago
@2eelShmeal :0
TruthSurge 6 months ago
he could get his beard caught up in the carpet when hes munching it YAY Mrs Tapley you have a vinner and a viner for a son
pietrrocks 6 months ago
@pietrrocks TAPley. yes, it's yet one of billions of phallic symbols surrounding this man.
TruthSurge 6 months ago
and again I quote
"who will speak for the accused ones coming over the hill from Sparta and Chanulkar from the 4 legged dragons tooth where it is said the whores dance in circles neer the moon sirs, never towit will there be Jebusites and amalekites again to roam these hills"
This refers to the hills of Kentucky it is obvious sir. You do not read the verses correctly. WE IN KENTUCKY KNOW WELL SIR YOUR FOOLERY AND YOUR INCHASTITY AT THESE MARVELS that are come to pass
amen
pass the zaltz
pietrrocks 6 months ago
@pietrrocks We'll see..... hehehehe
TruthSurge 6 months ago
@TruthSurge hehe indeed sir PLEASE BEWARE OF THE TOOTHLESS WHORE who prowls the hills with the unkosher Jebusites and Amelokites and drives the charioters veels into the bottom of the read sea, so you have been warned
William Tapley Time man of the year!!
pietrrocks 6 months ago
@pietrrocks toothless whore? that sounds pretty interesting. hahh
TruthSurge 6 months ago
7 blue midgets will come from Brixton London the London riots prove this because if we look at the verse
"Behold the Londoners will chronicle the demise of the whore of babylon chariots with fire from the 7 horns"
see that proves it!!!
Beware beware beware
pietrrocks 6 months ago
Oh please do more!!!
yanidoesit 7 months ago
@yanidoesit I have another funny vid coming up when I can get time to work on it. Just swamped with some paying work at the moment. thanks!
TruthSurge 7 months ago
@Gobackbrother12 WOuld it be also wrong if I said fuck you?
TruthSurge 7 months ago
I'm thinking we should sponsor him to Australia and invite to perform his lyrical excellence in places like Oxford St or King St in Sydney. He will see plenty of phallics there and it will be the real thing. He can get the texta out and draw as many outlines to his hearts content. I am sure there are many happy types there who would be happy to have their phallics, texta outlined. Very funny vid by the way.
ninyae 7 months ago
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111111joshua 8 months ago
Outstanding! My experience with Tapley's channel proves up the fact he's a narcissistic loon with deeply suppressed issues. Your video pretty much reveals the real Tapley!
ekimenarc 8 months ago 2
Great job, very funny. I have respected Tarpley for all the work he puts into his gibberish, but he needs to stop.
Paahau 8 months ago
@Paahau I guess respect isn't a word I'd use. :) hehe thanks!!!!
TruthSurge 8 months ago
In the last few days, Anderson Cooper featured "the Third Beagle of the Apopcalypse"
William Tapley does believe this moronic manure.
I am amazed that people have not already tried to have this fucktard committed to the booby hatch. He wouldn't be seeing any phallic symbols there unless he was in the common room with all the rest of the squirrel nut jobs.
journeyer58 9 months ago
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ha ha ha
whatever3009 9 months ago
OMFG Thank you!! This guy belongs in a padded cell in a rubber suit! This is the kind of nutcase who finds Jesus in his breakfast cereal. Man!
GrizzledGeek1980 9 months ago
@GrizzledGeek1980 Ya, it seems he's either a real nutjob or the best satirist the entire world has ever seen. I have trouble believing the latter option. :) thank ye.
TruthSurge 9 months ago
funny! lmao. mr tapley is obviously NUTS. third cuckoo of crazy town. he is as prophetic as a bag of used toilet paper.
keeyk118b 10 months ago
@keeyk118b thanks. yeah, he's a lost cause.
TruthSurge 10 months ago
Hey, i would love to hear mr tapley in a situation where he is either santa claus or perhaps working in a kindergarden, and he is suppose to tell the kids fairytales but ofcourse its all about armageddon....he he could you make something like that?? would be great i think....
snookerjam 11 months ago
@snookerjam hehehe and have the kids crying and screaming. hahahha would be funny but... i'm swamped with other stuff. thank ya
TruthSurge 11 months ago
@TruthSurge i see, well you can see what you can make of it if you ever get the time...i love your tapley video!! hahah..og my stomach is hurting now..
snookerjam 11 months ago
@snookerjam i don't think i'll ever have time in my life to do all the silly things I can think up. hehehe maybe an audio of it with one pic of him might be funny. you can only hear the kids and him hehehe
TruthSurge 11 months ago
hahahahh OOOOHHHH DEAR STOP IT....im pissing my pants of this omg hahahah
snookerjam 11 months ago
@snookerjam hehe tapley... I just had to do this.
TruthSurge 11 months ago
@TruthSurge haha, i was imagine that old video with the 7 dworfs xxx snow white in that cartoon, if u ever saw that. And when tapley speaks about 7 golden candlesticks hahahah omg i couldnt breath...wow what a psycho man he is, and im finding my self sitting and watching his videos many times just laughing..
snookerjam 11 months ago
@snookerjam yeah, 7 midgets, 7 dwarfs, hehe Yeah, when the vids become so insanely comical, you wonder if he's just a great poe or satirist. If not, he's half insane then.
TruthSurge 11 months ago
@TruthSurge he just blocked me so i just sent him a message asking why he blocked me. I just love his songs did you hear them?
snookerjam 11 months ago
@snookerjam he blocks everyone who doesn't agree with him, I think. yeah, his songs are bad musically and sad philosophically. heheh Singing songs about the end of the world. sad little man.
TruthSurge 11 months ago
funny but yall fucked up for that yo lol
TokenPictures111 1 year ago
@TokenPictures111 hehe
TruthSurge 1 year ago
the seven horny midgets....lolol oh my gosh this is hilarious
Koreanewschannel 1 year ago
@Koreanewschannel hehe thanks. I wonder how he's handling his failed prophecies?
TruthSurge 1 year ago
hahahaha you don;t like thirdeaglecrook? lol I think he would be more believable if he just put on a swami head dress or a robe...ya know.. some incense........some midgets....
Koreanewschannel 1 year ago
fallicly funny
MrLinolinares 1 year ago
@MrLinolinares thanks
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Please Sir on the behalf of the all people in this world i being humble beg you please do more video's of him we all need a good belly laugh
MrTerry428 1 year ago
@MrTerry428 hehe thank ya. i did one other vid called night before armageddon. I might do another one but I have some other vid ideas to do. But tapley is a great source of comedy!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TruthSurge That's fantastic and very true.
thirdeagleunraveled 1 year ago
@thirdeagleunraveled thanks
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Excellent! With any luck this will turn into a self fulfilling prophecy!
trifelgeputinage 1 year ago
@trifelgeputinage hehehe I wonder if tapley will close his channel soon due to his many failed predictions. How could you keep showing your face?
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TruthSurge It makes you wonder doesn't it? I mean how long CAN these charlatans keep going? They're very thick skinned!
trifelgeputinage 1 year ago
hmmmm 4 of Tapley's followers watched this vid.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
post this with as close of a spelling to third eagle thing as possible so that way when people type third eagle in they will see this as well it will be great
MrTerry428 1 year ago
@MrTerry428 i put some more words in the keywords section. heheheh he blocked me but yeah. maybe some of his people will find this one.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
This is amazing! I've seen people use this software before but this has got to be the best one (by far) I've ever seen. I literally laughed though the entire thing.. had to go back a couple of times, I couldn't hear the video over my own big mouth. The midgets were a nice touch :)
sheri226 1 year ago
@sheri226 thanks! It's funny. I was going to say mexican midgets then thought people would fling the racist attack so i changed but then the pic i found had 7 mexican midgets! haah was too late to change the vo.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Totally Awesome ;)
spaceman300 1 year ago
@spaceman300 thank ya!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
I just discovered Mr Crapley today! Congratulate me.
alfyakuza 1 year ago
@alfyakuza I hearby grant you the honorary title of Crapley Initiate! This title grants you the privilege and ability to be dumbfounded by Mr. Tapley's actual videos and the intestinal fortitude to watch ONE video. After that, you're on your own! hahaha
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@SuperSoylent ah, the sound of liquids spewing onto a computer keyboard. hehehe music to my ears! thank ya.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
dude you just got to send a copy of this to that rampley dude maybe it will wake him up this is so very funny
MrTerry428 1 year ago
@MrTerry428 thanks. he blocked me. hehhe i posted another vid of him as a response. hehehhehe
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Wow... I'll never look at the Book of Revelation the same way again.
GuineaPigDan 1 year ago
@GuineaPigDan hehehe amazing how much god really put in there, isn't it?
TruthSurge 1 year ago
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the one that opens the seals in the book of revelations will have been married at least once and divorced once. chapter 2 of revelations. 2:4Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love. have left thy first love. go to the website under my channel.
saw2manythings 1 year ago
OMFG you cracked me up, I actually fell out my chair laughing....good work
ThePariahLivesOn 1 year ago
@ThePariahLivesOn thanks! haha I need to make more vids that just push it beyond extreme! hehehe I will make more someday.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Did you do this?? That's fantastic! You have his voice down pat. And you have absolutely NAILED Tapley's style of "prophecy" and the way he thinks. Man, this is a work of art. Has AtheistAussie seen it yet? Christ, this will bust his friggin' ribs.
But mostly, I hope Tapley has seen it -- the WHOLE thing!
Effing brilliant! Subscribed.
Astrobrant2 1 year ago
@Astrobrant2 Yes, yes and thanks! hgahahha yeah, I sent atheistaussie the link. I haven't watched many of tapley's vids but I figured I knew enough to make fun of him. Just get that nasally new hampshire thing and a sort of monotonous delivery and a tad too serious for what he's actually claiming. hahahha And just show that you can make up anything from a long text if you just jerk things out of context. thanks for the sub. I got hundreds of vids of stuff so there's a few good ones.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TruthSurge I've been working on a NephilimFree impression. If I ever get around to making a video, I'd like your suggestions of things that should be included. I haven't watched more than about 4 or 5 of his videos but I've seen some of his "better" stuff in other people's videos.
Astrobrant2 1 year ago
@Astrobrant2 Actually, you've watched as many as I have. I can't bear to watch them. so, I'm like you. I've seen the clips in other people's vids mostly. heheh Just get the huge headphones for sure. tape on a mustache. reddish blonde. speak really softly into the headset mic. pause often between phrases. etc etc. heheh
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TruthSurge My son and I were watching videos one night when I put Nephy on, and my son cracked up at how much alike he thought we sounded. I think with the right mechanics I will be able to do a good impression. If I do it well, it should get some attention from among my atheist friends. It would be my first video on that subject.
No headphones at first. I'm going to use clips of him. (It won't be as smooth as yours, though. I don't have the software to do that.)
Astrobrant2 1 year ago
@Astrobrant2 well, technically, you could send me the audio file in high quality mono (like at least 44.1KHz wav or high quality mp3) and I could run it through the crazytalk prog and spit out the results and send it back to ya. Prob send it using hotfile (d o t) com or just ftp to my website. Wouldn't take much time if you did the voice.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TruthSurge Collaboration. Sounds like a winner. I'll see what I can do.
Astrobrant2 1 year ago
Revelations 3:16 says midgets just fucked your ass
TheExposeTube 1 year ago
Holy shit, that was awesome!
videoguy604 1 year ago
@videoguy604 thank ye
TruthSurge 1 year ago
lol this video was awesome.
Texemosis 1 year ago
@Texemosis thanks
TruthSurge 1 year ago
well at least it wasnt the dreaded oompaloompas LOL(orange midgets im willy wonker)
johndebbra 1 year ago
@johndebbra i originally was going to say 7 mexican midgets but then thought people would complain about race and stuff. then, ironically, the pic i found was.... 7 mexican midgets! hhahha
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TemoinsGirl whoa. i thought this was my armaggedon vid. hahahhaha he says that in that vid.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TemoinsGirl yeah heheh it's an old joke but worked in this one! thanks
TruthSurge 1 year ago
lmao--funniest vid I've seen in a long time.
tctheunbeliever 1 year ago
@tctheunbeliever thanks!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
XD that had me in stitches and tears from laughing
AGodlessHeathen 1 year ago
@AGodlessHeathen heh thanks
TruthSurge 1 year ago
I think you could start the Church of Latter Day Sodomites with these revelations XD
Deioth 1 year ago
@Deioth I don't doubt it. I wouldn't want to, but I could. hehhee
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Dr. Breen?
beakeclipse 1 year ago
Simply brilliant, perfectly done! I am sure, however, that his true believers would be appalled...oh, who cares, lol...
VictoriaRu29 1 year ago
@VictoriaRu29 thanks. yeah, maybe some will get fooled and think it's really him! hahahha
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TruthSurge I was roaring laughing, it was incredibly true to his form. Tapley makes me so embarrassed to be a Catholic, and, God knows, we have enough problems!! The Tapman is just the worst exemplar of any belief system, and his followers are strange, marginal and pathetic... but, it is just my opinion they feel as though they may be the "brave new world"...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...LOL...
VictoriaRu29 1 year ago
@VictoriaRu29 Yeah, every type of Christian has doctrinal issues. You have to explain how a piece of baked wheat actually transforms into the son of an ancient middle-eastern deity. Wouldn't want to be in your shoes. :) hehehhe So many doctrines were invented to cover up the glaring problems created by the addition of fiction to the gospels. Once the virgin birth was added, the church had to explain how a sinful woman (per Paul) could give birth to a god. etc etc etc.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Very impressive, and funny to boot.
mordinvan 1 year ago
@mordinvan thanks!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
OMFG! I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down face! Absofrickinlutely brilliant!
JTlovesDexter 1 year ago
@JTlovesDexter thanks.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@JTlovesDexter I'll have to think up some new pwnage and maybe get two people talking. hehe
TruthSurge 1 year ago
i read my prophecies in my cheerios so there lol
johndebbra 1 year ago
What devil software brand did you use for this latest stunt nemesis?
TheSpankymonkey 1 year ago
@TheSpankymonkey crazy talk 6.2 I didn't add much animation but I didn't want to spend a lot of time on it either.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Nemesis. You did well this time.....
TheSpankymonkey 1 year ago
@TheSpankymonkey thank yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
TruthSurge 1 year ago
This is Brilliant! Also, my recent dreams about midgets are suddenly making sense.
cosmicskydaddy 1 year ago
@cosmicskydaddy thanks! Glad it's all "coming" together for you. hehehhe
TruthSurge 1 year ago
I've got to play with this software. UI downloaded it months ago. Looks like a lot of fun.
geffel 1 year ago
@geffel yeah, it is easy but to get it looking really good you have to get in there and tweak the mouth some and that can be a time-consuming thing for 5 min of talking. :( I didn't do it here. I just kept the stock animation and added blinks and head movement basically.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TruthSurge I assumed that ypou HAD spent a long time tweaking it. If this is what you get with little tweakage, that's pretty impressive.
geffel 1 year ago
@geffel The mouth is stock just by CT reading the voice over and making the animation automatically. The eyes, eyebrows and head I added in basically one pass doing a realtime puppeteering. Just move the mouse and it moves the head etc.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Hilarious!
TheCurmudgen 1 year ago
@TheCurmudgen thanks!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
I would love to witness this sodomization. Certainly an epic occasion to be seen by millions.
Funny stuff. Excellent scripture interpretation.
saxmanchiro 1 year ago
@saxmanchiro thank ya! My hermeneutics are top notch! hahah
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@ItsTheSuperFly thanks, my good man! I am never sure if I'm making something truly funny or how funny it might turn out. I don't call myself a comedian so that way if it sucks I have an out. heheheh
TruthSurge 1 year ago
This video has helped many confused Baptists here in Alabama. Thank you.
thruthem 1 year ago
@thruthem I get lots of fan mail from Alabama. Especially preachers who thank me for clearing up a lot of questions. Like... is there really an antichrist and is it really you? hahhaha
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Great! :D
commanderkruge 1 year ago
@commanderkruge thanks
TruthSurge 1 year ago
"I guess I should stock up on Preparation H"
HAHAHAHA
YourBrainOnReligion 1 year ago
@YourBrainOnReligion hehehe How bout his 2nd edition "My Gaping Bunghole" hehehhe
TruthSurge 1 year ago
hahahaahahah man you must've spent forever on this!! :)
YourBrainOnReligion 1 year ago
@YourBrainOnReligion No! I spent prob 1 hr on animating him and a few more hours writing the script and recording it. Maybe 2 hrs on the editing finding pics making pics filming the pencil part etc. I didn't do any custom tweak to the mouth animation. It ain't great but it'll do. I can go in and tweak but with 5 min... that would take me all day. so i left it as is straight outta crazytalk.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
omg this was too funny. Great skillz yo ( as my kids would say) hehe ;)
VitaVeritasVictoria1 1 year ago
@VitaVeritasVictoria1 thanks. I didn't spend much time animating him. more time writing the script and recording the vo.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
HAH!! LMAO!! That's fucking awesome, TS... You, my friend, are full of WIN!!
-Modias
InModiasWeTrust 1 year ago
@InModiasWeTrust thanks! hehe I could trim my stache and paint my hair gray and do a real impersonation next time. HEHEHHE
TruthSurge 1 year ago
LMFAO!!
6stringsbrainfingers 1 year ago
@6stringsbrainfingers thank ya!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
the onlt verse i respect is austin 3:16
darthslain 1 year ago
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8WholeThing 1 year ago
You are a true Bible scholar. I had only seen the sexual aspect in places like Song of Solomon, chapters 4 & 7, and Ezekiel 23. I bow before thee.
8WholeThing 1 year ago
@8WholeThing NO! Thou shalt not worship me! I am just the messenger. hehehe
And what about Lot and his two hot daughters??? and surely we can't forget Onan? hahahha And King Solomon, that horny bastard, with 600 concubines!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Remind me not to get on your bad side... You can really make fun of someone.
TheAtheistPaladin 1 year ago
@TheAtheistPaladin hehehe thanks. Nah, I only make fun of people who are over the brink.
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Brilliant !!! HAHAhahahahahah Genius
Iseeyoursoul 1 year ago
@Iseeyoursoul thanks!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@Iseeyoursoul thank you!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
I laughed so hard that I swallowed my tongue.. XD Great
Tylzen 1 year ago
@Tylzen That'd be hard to do. Hope you're ok now. hehe thanks
TruthSurge 1 year ago
LMAO!!
Wait, Eeeeeew!
Still LMAO!!!
nishbrown 1 year ago
@nishbrown thank ye!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
I am a believer.
Danmill23 1 year ago
@Danmill23 in what?
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Sadly, they will never see how this prophecy is every bit as valid as the ones he actually draws from the same text. The actual text is used in the exact same kinds of ways to create prophecy. It's a disgusting, though perfectly valid, prophecy based on Revelations with no more or less force than Tapley's own. But, I bet that not one Tapley follower will be able to see it and that they will simply reject this as purely devil-inspired and mean-spirited ridicule without any basis in scripture.
renegade4dio 1 year ago
@renegade4dio haha you are right. This jerk-a-verse method of synthesizing prophecies was used back in the 1st century by the author of the Gospel of Matthew and I suppose Tapley feels right at home and justified in doing it. Just look at how Matthew invented prophecies. "out of Egypt I call my son". HAHAHAHAHA if you read that passage, the "son" is actually Israel, the nation. dumbasses. But what can you do? Ridicule!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
lmfao i saw this and i instantly though "oh now what as mr tapley come up with today". I was pleasantly relieved to find it's not his psycho babbling and actually is the truth for once. :)
Dozzer 1 year ago
@Dozzer yep. heheh He finally lands on a real prophecy!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
lol ^_^ well I'm thoroughly disgusted :D
PinkProgram 1 year ago
@PinkProgram I know. These prophets are a nasty lot! heheh
TruthSurge 1 year ago
LOL
Samueldeeb 1 year ago
@Samueldeeb :)
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Lol... you're off the hook
Elenkhos 1 year ago
@Elenkhos wut u mean?
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TruthSurge It's a compliment :)
tattooskin72 1 year ago
@tattooskin72 Oh. I was reading it as if I was off the hook as in no longer guilty of something or indebted to someone. He was saying it as "THAT'S off the hook". ok. I got it. thanks for clearing up that mystery!
TruthSurge 1 year ago
@TruthSurge You're crazy funny
Elenkhos 1 year ago
@Elenkhos Sometimes I guess. hehehe I'm off the hook... I was like, what did I do????
TruthSurge 1 year ago
Nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning! Reminds me of an old sea chanty...
♪"Who's that knocking at my door, Oh who's that knocking at my, Oh who's that knocking at my door?" Cried the fair young maiden.
"Open the door you goddamn whore, it's Barnacle Balls the Sailor"♪
from 'Ballad of Barnacle Balls the Sailor'.
colourmegone 1 year ago
@colourmegone never heard that one but yeah ole Tapley is a dirty old coot! haha
TruthSurge 1 year ago
ROFL! Oh, for once I hope his prophecy comes true..