I went to Italy once. All the women are hairy and the all the men are homosexual. The only food is pasta & there is rubbish everywhere. No-one works and everyone is very lazy. No-one speaks English & they ignore you if you can't speak Italian. Everyone shouts & gestures when they speak and they love to point. They rarely wash & all the men love their mothers. Everyone is in the Mafia and crime is out of control. They are all Roman Catholics & everyone worships the Pope. I am never going back.
I'm irish, and it is amazingly easy to tell if someone has italian heritage. If they're white, and they comment on my lack of a tan, that bastard has some italian in them no doubt.
are you saying italians are rude because if you are you must be a fucking retard because italians were brought up to be very polite,the only reason why im not being polite right now is because you need to get some knowledge in that imbusull head of yours
@pizzaiskool123 I'm not saying they're rude. I have plenty of friends who are italian. I'm just saying that I don't tan well. and every single white person I've ever met who has remarked on this has been italian.
I would never eat corn beef with cabbage,and I've never been served it,perhaps it was a common Irish dish during the times where many Irish people had emigrated and that kind of basic food was all they could afford.
O-o....I was born in Italy but moved to America so yeah we do kinda over do our verbs just to show off :] I did that Ham thing in McDonalds and the drive thru man went "What the fuck is your prob-" "HAM I WANT HAMMM" "O_O.....Goodbye! *turns off mic* me: SHIT,.....XD
lol im actually partially bilingual with german (lived there when i was young so parts of the language are essentially native for me) and ill accidentally say german words sometimes and its really annoying
I was born in Kilkenny, Ireland.My native language is Shelta and Gaelic. And I grew up in Nebraska, USA in an Italian neighborhood.. So on top of my ONE ridiculous accent, I have the Italian lilt in my speech and my Freshman, Sophmore, and Junior year of high school when I had Spanish class it sounded like I was speaking German XD
I have a friend who moved to Germany (in his 30s) and now he sometimes drops in the occasional German word when we speak on the phone, pretending he doesn't realise he's not speaking those words in English. I guess he thinks it makes him special, or sounds clever or something. When I tell him to stop being a prat he claims to not realise he's doing it.
ive noticed after every joke of his, not only on this video, but in most of his live performances, he does a bounce walk when the jokes over...
hugesportsfan11 2 days ago
@hugesportsfan11 Yep, that's his style. Very eccentric.
YouthEnergy 2 days ago
I'm both Irish and Italian and find this hilarious
DarkAngleOfAsh 3 days ago
its been done
Marialroblox 1 week ago
"I want HAM! Want ham, please to eating... the ham! Bring ham to eating the ham, please!"
RedSnyder141 1 week ago 4
it's magically delicious
themockingjayfan 2 weeks ago
LMFAO!!!
Animangaangel1 2 weeks ago
ROFL!!!!!
deanygirl1234 2 weeks ago
Irish represent!!
PrincessAvril10101 2 weeks ago 2
@karezza6 why don't you just tell us what you really think
MrCuntyballs2U 3 weeks ago
XD
learnofme 3 weeks ago
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I went to Italy once. All the women are hairy and the all the men are homosexual. The only food is pasta & there is rubbish everywhere. No-one works and everyone is very lazy. No-one speaks English & they ignore you if you can't speak Italian. Everyone shouts & gestures when they speak and they love to point. They rarely wash & all the men love their mothers. Everyone is in the Mafia and crime is out of control. They are all Roman Catholics & everyone worships the Pope. I am never going back.
karezza6 3 weeks ago
OMG I do riverdance and I was rolling on the ground clapping when he started to dance!!
Canneverfindchapstic 3 weeks ago
@Canneverfindchapstic clapping but not laughing????
hugesportsfan11 2 days ago
"And I Riverdance my way home."
I just snorted water everywhere.
thestarsnatcher 4 weeks ago 2
I'm Irish and I find this hysterical
WHOCARES136786 4 weeks ago 3
I'm trilingual!
phillipscuz 1 month ago
I'm Irish and what the hell is a river dance??
Oh, and BOXEN!!!!!
PrincessAvril10101 1 month ago
@Narutonerd001 VAFFANCULOOO IDIOTAAAAAA jajajajajajaj GELOSO DI MERDA...
Andydoto 1 month ago
I WANT HAM!
Honeydew7396 1 month ago
@pizzaiskool123 IMBUCULLEN
Xquestionmark321X 1 month ago 6
@Xquestionmark321X xD! nicely done!
ShadowRavenWolf 3 weeks ago
IM HALF IRISH AND HALF ITALIAN!HAHAHAHAHAHA
pizzaiskool123 1 month ago
hahaha XD that's AWESOME! I love Regan's humor :D
barbaro267 1 month ago
I want ham! One ham please to eating the ham! Bring ham to eating the ham please! <3
scarletgirl923 1 month ago
this is why im proud to be irish
iisveryb0red 1 month ago
1:11-end "Oh my mom she makes a good CORN BEEF AND CABBAGE. IT'S SCRUMPTOUSLY DELICIOUS!"
musicluver31323 1 month ago
I'm irish, and it is amazingly easy to tell if someone has italian heritage. If they're white, and they comment on my lack of a tan, that bastard has some italian in them no doubt.
Narutonerd001 1 month ago
@Narutonerd001
are you saying italians are rude because if you are you must be a fucking retard because italians were brought up to be very polite,the only reason why im not being polite right now is because you need to get some knowledge in that imbusull head of yours
pizzaiskool123 1 month ago
@pizzaiskool123 I'm not saying they're rude. I have plenty of friends who are italian. I'm just saying that I don't tan well. and every single white person I've ever met who has remarked on this has been italian.
Narutonerd001 1 month ago
LMAO "are you okay?" xD
Cocoeiyo 1 month ago
ironic thing about this video, ive never seen it before and i'm having ham tonight
craigwilliamsrocks 1 month ago 2
the funny thing about brian regan is if you pause at any point in any of his videos, his face is probably really entertaining
hamletisastud 1 month ago
I WANT HAM...ONE HAM TO EAT PLEASE
hugesportsfan11 1 month ago
he has a friend from cork ?
15peewee12 1 month ago
Its Magicaly Delicious! Then I river dance home :D
CheerDanceSing101 1 month ago 4
My father was Irish, and my mother, was an Italian. So when I see a salami sausage, I don't know whether to eat it, or shove it up my ass!
MrHennessy30 1 month ago
love the dance haha
DaKuteCate 1 month ago
Good riverdance.
zzzgohan 1 month ago
this shits to funny
IrishMick71180 1 month ago
"CORN BEEF AND CABBAGE!"
His eyebrows shot up. XD
88FingersEddward 1 month ago
i started chocking with laughter when he said. "its magically delicious!" that guy is hilarious ,XD
pizzathunder 1 month ago
I love how this skit has evoked a real conversation about corn beef and cabbage in the comment section.
Growfingernailsgrow 2 months ago 4
I would never eat corn beef with cabbage,and I've never been served it,perhaps it was a common Irish dish during the times where many Irish people had emigrated and that kind of basic food was all they could afford.
fightinandirish 2 months ago
@fightinandirish my family makes it still to this day and were irish, yeah yo grow up eating weird fuckin combinations of food
IrishMick71180 1 month ago
Love this xD,What's with the corn beef and cabbage though??
fightinandirish 2 months ago
@fightinandirish Irish people eat that :)
leiajordan 2 months ago
@leiajordan damn skippy
IrishMick71180 1 month ago
@IrishMick71180 people are idiots and I am proud to be Irish :*
leiajordan 1 month ago
@leiajordan damn right
IrishMick71180 1 month ago
that is some good river dancing, if i've ever seen one
countrydp 2 months ago
my parents and I laughed so hard this we started crying! Brian Regan really is the best!
Mage13246 2 months ago
emily osment sent me here.-
PableteCalquinX 2 months ago 4
Nice river dance! Haha
Ishotjustinbeiber 2 months ago
My American-Italian friend does the same thing too.
stonecoldstox316 2 months ago
@stonecoldstox316 maybe its the same guy
jenluvjake 2 months ago
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Areskitana 2 months ago
This needs to bee done with Hetalia!
IndianaJonesfans09 2 months ago 42
@IndianaJonesfans09 It has!
grunnychan 1 month ago
@grunnychan IT HAS?!
beutifly199 1 month ago
@beutifly199 Yes, would you like for me to tell you the link to it?
grunnychan 1 month ago
ITS MAGICALLY DELICOUS !
xBrownEyedDancer97x 2 months ago
"parla italiano?"="Do you speak Italian?"
"No, me dispace."="No, I'm sorry(I don't)."
i can also swear: "MERDA!"="SHIT!" look it up :P it's real Italian.
Irish: can't even do the accent in English.
BTTFPokePirate 2 months ago 6
One ham please to eating the ham..... LMAO!!!
AlchemysticAudio 2 months ago 2
"comment from the video that people like because it's funny."
pixarpianofreak 2 months ago
Goddammit he almost killed me i was laughing so hard i choked.
GothamIsDead 2 months ago
Then I Riverdance my way home. LOL I too am of Irish heritage. This was awesome.
mrAZcardinal 3 months ago
Hahaha "Are you ok!?!"
ElPaisano21 3 months ago
ITS MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!
pomegranatexjuice 3 months ago
He does a great little dance there, no joke.
soccergyrl234 3 months ago 84
I WANT HAM,I WANT HAM AND I'M GOIN TO EATENS IT!
superfun606 3 months ago
IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS LMAO
JollyDaye 3 months ago
I want HAM
StoryMile 3 months ago
"i know enogh english to get by"
.......then what are you speaking now? oh wait.......
ladyknights104 3 months ago
Omg too funny
jnehls 3 months ago
im irish and this is FUNNY xD
xXJuggalletteXx 3 months ago 3
Are you okay?
ShawnyMartin 3 months ago
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iwantudead34 3 months ago
nice river dancing
graciek100 3 months ago
I am Irish first of all NONE of us talk like that : D but cornbeef and cabbage is epic this is hilarious :)
laneyjakey 3 months ago
i have a friend whose heritage is irish and i showed him this and he laughed soooo hard
beowolfandwolfy 3 months ago
* generic comment about my heritage.
* (insert story that loosely and poorly relates to this video in order for people to vote it up.)
roman08640 3 months ago
"IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!" LLL.
Aimagination96 3 months ago 3
oh gosh. killed again by laughter.
meganinfante 3 months ago
hahahahah its magically delicious XD
NYblondy11 3 months ago
TO EATING THE HAM
makemesmile54 3 months ago
O-o....I was born in Italy but moved to America so yeah we do kinda over do our verbs just to show off :] I did that Ham thing in McDonalds and the drive thru man went "What the fuck is your prob-" "HAM I WANT HAMMM" "O_O.....Goodbye! *turns off mic* me: SHIT,.....XD
345HidanLover 4 months ago
@345HidanLover XD aw man now I want to try it but my brothers friend works there..(mcdonalds)
Lyndsysue 3 months ago
@345HidanLover LOL xD Try anyway!! you'll get a kick out of it! x3
345HidanLover 3 months ago
PRICK.
MURKYDEEP100 4 months ago
4 peoples moms' aren't making corned beef and cabbage..
abcsalabc 4 months ago 2
Why you hatin' on the Irish. FUCK YOU.
seanpy9 4 months ago
@seanpy9 he said he is irish dumbass
DestneyTheWolf 4 months ago
I'm irish and italian
prime1ization 4 months ago
she makes a great amadacadi
mvalliere5 4 months ago
@mvalliere5 Amadacadi? Hahaha
Ishotjustinbeiber 3 months ago
I can river dance! Well I used to...when I was 4...hehe
darX3mn1a 4 months ago
1 ham to eating the ham, bring ham to eating the ham please?!
OMGsquirel26 4 months ago
i think that he can do the little riverdance thing pretty well.
mudfirethebengal10 4 months ago
Ahahahahahahhahahahahaha
ret6840 4 months ago
I pee'd myself XD
yopeoplewhatsup 4 months ago
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IcyCloudM88 4 months ago
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very unfunny
eamodevalera 4 months ago
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IcyCloudM88 4 months ago
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@eamodevalera If this is unfunny to you then your sense of humor sucks
IcyCloudM88 4 months ago
@eamodevalera fuck you
Killinemdead1 4 months ago
lol im actually partially bilingual with german (lived there when i was young so parts of the language are essentially native for me) and ill accidentally say german words sometimes and its really annoying
Thefrickenator 4 months ago
@Thefrickenator shut up liar go try on your sisters panties
Killinemdead1 4 months ago
I was born in Kilkenny, Ireland.My native language is Shelta and Gaelic. And I grew up in Nebraska, USA in an Italian neighborhood.. So on top of my ONE ridiculous accent, I have the Italian lilt in my speech and my Freshman, Sophmore, and Junior year of high school when I had Spanish class it sounded like I was speaking German XD
CaitlynBarone 5 months ago 3
@CaitlynBarone shut up no1 cares
Killinemdead1 4 months ago
all latin people do that tho
Teran305 5 months ago
Being from New Jersey and From an Italian family, this is hilarious!
nicknad11 5 months ago
I have a friend who moved to Germany (in his 30s) and now he sometimes drops in the occasional German word when we speak on the phone, pretending he doesn't realise he's not speaking those words in English. I guess he thinks it makes him special, or sounds clever or something. When I tell him to stop being a prat he claims to not realise he's doing it.
oneworldfamily 5 months ago 3
I think this is The Best Brian Regan video yet! :)
jessbrown97 5 months ago
I'm irish and italian :)
Queenrocks2020 5 months ago 31
@Queenrocks2020 :O ME TOO! and finnish german polish hungarian ect XD lol
darkwolfanglefox 2 months ago
I got, 99 likes. And they all bitches. (Cool ones)
Promzo14 6 months ago
The guy who disliked this thinks he's Italian.
angelwings95x 6 months ago 16
Dang... That was a pretty darned good riverdance...
GooseMobius118 6 months ago 4
To whom ever the on person is that disliked this... Fuck You.... that is all..
TheMleslie01 6 months ago 6
"It's magically delicious" rofl..love Brian Regan
Ciscoguy30 6 months ago 5
is it me or did he get a little fatter?
Cabooseiscool111 6 months ago
@Cabooseiscool111 that must be some great corned beef and cabbage x)
Perid0tStar 5 months ago 2
River dance my way home...
bobrocksurworld1 6 months ago 3
hahahahahahahahahaha so great. I'm Irish and I majored in Italian in college. Your joke was great for me! :)
BergamoFirenzeSGV 6 months ago
IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!!!!!
makemesmile54 6 months ago 26
I got a buddy who thinks he's Italian, but he's never been there.
makemesmile54 6 months ago 2
I WANT HAM. WANT HAM PLEASE, TO EATING THE HAM. BRING HAM TO EATING THE HAM PLEASE.
makemesmile54 6 months ago
can't.....stop.............LAUGHING!!!!!!!!
1Corin134 7 months ago
This made me laugh so hard!
"Then I river dance my way home!" Hilarious!
virginiarules510 7 months ago 11
nice crip walk!
binot 8 months ago
I LOOKED FOR THIS FOR 35355 YEARS.
MsRenzybenzy 8 months ago 7
@dkziggy it's magically delicious! Then I river dance my way home!
Kant breath!
portalrunner117 8 months ago 5
Bring ham to eating the ham please!!!
patrckhh20 10 months ago 107
I WANT HAM!
kyorgadorgen 10 months ago
"...my mom she makes a great CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE!"
dkziggy 11 months ago 150
@dkziggy IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!
Katingaan 5 months ago 2
@dkziggy "IT'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"
FamilyofSupernatural 4 months ago 2
@FamilyofSupernatural *riverdances on home*
jdpfeifer93 4 months ago
@dkziggy "It's magically DELICIOUS!!"
pixarpianofreak 4 months ago
Great clip! Thanks for posting it! He's so damn funny!
TBrown0102 11 months ago