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  • Awesome song

  • @RatedRyman You're right, I posted the original a few days ago. I haven't been banned, but the video is blocked.

  • lol

    

  • Lol

  • Lmfao

  • Exept for you

  • With ACTA this video was banend and youtwould move to jail mr uploader! So STOP ACTA! :)

  • :l Poker face

  • STOP ACTA !!!

  • only picture videos are against the law that means with sound to

  • 385 couldn't touch it (:

  • wearos!

  • haha

  • how did I get here...?

  • If any one wants to actually watch the episode and hear the song just get a netflix subscription thats where i found it, its like 8 dollars a month big deal.

  • u suck ass i no u can get in trouble but at least write pic w/ song

  • how did i get here from lazer collection?!?! 0_0

  • Why isnt there any ACTUAL video footage of this?

  • i like this tune better than the original lol

  • Can't read this!

  • pause at 0:09...LOL

  • the REAL and ORIGINAL video:

    youtube dot c o m/watch?v=c69DzQ2Yu8w&feature=­related

  • ive diplomatic immunity so SOPA you cant sue

  • "except for you. you can touch me". lmao

  • This one is for our Dave....lol

  • Damn did you see lois.

  • lol

  • The "worm" ha ha

  • Peter Griffin in woman clothes

    Police officer: "Hey thats aginst the law!"

  • ju--ju--just stupid\

  • Peter Griffin = Best Rapper Alive?

    I think so.

  • Im on the wired part of youtube :l

  • @thenanthony no your not....

  • Wesley Willis FTW!

  • AND TOUCH YOUR SISTERS TEET

  • 354 people can't touch me

  • This is real music:

    watch?v=I5dGv728I1

  • year to the bleeding within one day a tax return...

  • every1 who disliked this vid is a jackass. cant u guys fuckin understand? it is ILLEGAL to post the original "cant touch me" music video. people have actually uploaded the real thing, but youtube deletes them, then ban the people who uploaded it. if you dont think so then you go ahead and try and fucking get banned

  • @RatedRyman why do u get banned?

  • @crash979797 banned for copyrighting

  • @RatedRyman well check this video out then ;)

    /watch?v=AbDSFl4mc2s

  • The reason so many people dislike it because it is not the real video

  • 1.You are reading the comment

    2. You are realizing that this is a stupid facts

    4. You are realizing that i skipped 3 and you are checking now

    6. You are smiling

    7. You are still reading this comment

    9. You do not realize i skipped 8

    10. You are checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

    11. You are enjoying this. You probally did not realize there was only supossed to be ten facts. COPY AND PASTE THIS TO ONE OTHER VIDEO AND YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU TOMOROW!

  • @tlinneman I did non of the following, Furthermore your mother is in a coma

  • @tlinneman you forgot 12: no one gives a fuck. stop spamming.

  • @tlinneman Lol, you forgot 5.

  • You can touch me

  • @J1nui1Pqb *poke*

  • You just can'ttt....... LET'S DO DUH BUMP! *Bumps ALOT* xD

  • I am so freaking tired of these dumb irrelevant

    Family Guy slideshows! Just fucking release the original video dammit

  • can't touch this

  • Ok the picture at the opening was very disturbing.

  • xD!

    

  • english is not my mother tongue but i just realised what he said at "just like the bad guy from lethal weapon two, i've got diplomatic immunity so hammer (mc hammer the original artist) you can't sue" :D

  • griffin touch 324 people :D

  • ju ju ju ju

  • you guys should check out me cant touch me video

    just type in 100yuv

  • light a fire and pee it out

  • 900th like woot

  • ugh i just hate it when its just pictures .. :P

  • Lol he's a rapist.

  • Thats wat i was thinking dude

  • thumbs up if you added this to a playlist its the only one so it repeats :)

  • not give a hoot *licks tit* and punch your sister's tit! ROFL

  • Just a crappy slide show--not the real video!

  • press a number, then another number

  • How the this video has so many dislikes?? FUKKING RETARDS

  • 308 people got touched XD

  • i belive thats a worm

  • LOL:D

  • I dont know why You Tube put this shit of ''thumbs up'' now everybody wants ''thumbs up'' and everybody keeps crying for ''thumbs up''... just make me sick!!!

  • i hate this guy...

  • Somewhere, in a secret place, someone has the real video, and just won't share it with no one, thinking "can't touch it".

  • @oliverecords i belive the real vid got remove on yt  some time ago

  • @oliverecords Check my channel for a HD Video version + Mp3 Download! :D

  • @oliverecords WRROOOOONNG!!! The real video is wide open called Family Guy Can't Touch Me Original Video with Lyrics

    it's by yoursims1 ever looking for something you can't find on youtube contact me :D

  • @triickmaster246 It was a joke bro.

  • i got the real video

  • 0:34 Peter The hut LOL!

  • what episode is this from :/

  • @coolL9457 Season 2 Episode 18 - E. Peterbus Unum

  • not what i was looking for but you did an AWESOME JOB. I was like this O_O the whole time

  • Wouldent it be a marvelous idea to fly with a jetpack in a city with alots of people 2 meters over the ground and sing this song??? Damn that would be godlike!

  • 292 people got touched

  • @FaroeseGuys Make that 346

  • oh family guy

  • nice video just one time when i was 6 i jay walked O_O

  • Comments

  • stupidity is not a handicap

  • No Fat Chicks.

  • 288 tried to touch it XD

  • Light a fire then pee it out!!

  • no one can touch peter griffin besides chuck norris.

  • I will kick this guys ass for thinking it's cool not to post the actual video

  • 281 ppl can't touch me

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  • PETER TIME!!!!!

  • CANT TOUCH ME exepct for You Hot lady Touch Me Heere(Dick)*grabs It* Hey i said Touch Not Grab Nah keep Touching it

  • flagged for misleading thumbnail

  • @Fablefiend What're you talking about? That picture is indeed in the video. Selfish, much? You can have fun for 5 minutes while the poster would get fined, striked, or arrested. If you wanted to watch footage that could almost literally get everyone who watches it in trouble, maybe you should find the episode and watch it.

  • why it's so hard to post the real vid. i watched 99999999 vids and no one had a vid -_-

  • @spartaguy97 because it's not worth losing your account over. copyright issues and what not

  • 279 people thought was dislike was dis i like button, sub and thumbs me so everybody can see this!

  • @WexlerProductions How about we don't? FIGHT THE POWER!

  • what is the real song???

  • @alibaba859 u cant touch this by MC hammer

  • fake

  • thumbs if you sstoped at 0:56 to read

  • STOP! PETER TIME!!

  • Funny

  • from css deathrun XD

  • what episode is this from

  • cant touch me! but you! you can touch me.

  • @TanglyTerror10 season 2 episode18

  • @IndestructibleNaruto no it isnt its from season 4

  • @HDxSh0TzZ no it's from season 2 E18 - E. Peterbus Unum ;-)

  • @IndestructibleNaruto oh yeah soz i knew it was called e.peterbus unum

    i thought it was on 4=) PETORIA !!!!!!

  • LOOOOL

  • my little brother ♥'s this crazy song and he loves the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kaylama100 how old ur brother?

  • this is the first video i have seen where someone actually included the "except for you, you can touch me" part

  • lol i was danceing and making the epic face at the same time :D

  • i know this whole sonngg

  • Is it just me or is this song better than most good songs

  • LOL! xD i used to sing this everyday!!!! xD

  • Where is the REAL FUCKING VIDEO!?

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  • does anyone have a real video damn

  • I hate it when people quote from the video and get thumbs up...

  • @KanjiYakushi11 why? it must fucking ruin your day to know someone gets thumbs up for typing a quote from the video they liked. fucking douchebag

  • @KanjiYakushi11 get over it

    

  • @KanjiYakushi11 i can write graffiti even jaywalk in the street.. i can riot loot not give a hoot and touch your sisters teat..

  • @KanjiYakushi11 i hate it when people complain so fucking much

  • @AliAbd4 That's not hypocritical at all considering you're not complaining about my comment about complaining -cough- sarcasm -cough-

  • @KanjiYakushi11 lol dont u see the irony in my comment?... i did that on purpose lol.

  • @AliAbd4 lol dont u see the sarcasm in my comment?... i did that on purpose lol.

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  • isn't this the same music video

  • lo 0:04-0:09 stewie on big screen

    

  • you know the im am iron man song here it is but in a funny viersion i am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van when they hear my bell they run and scream like im from hell

  • i just seen this on tv lollolo

  • @SlyShifTzs same LoL

  • that first pic aint illegal but it should be

  • good ol' family guy...

  • me and my cuz did that

  • 257 people got arrested and touched