Dorkly Bits Mario Dumps Pauline

[totalmariofan1310]

why would paline go with donkey kong she is getting her own self kinnaped

[Kinectikinetic]

About time

[Chatterboxx900]

Pauline: What does she have that I don't??

Me: 3D Boobs!

[asdfevasdf03]

whats up with her shoes 0:59

[shellshocker32]

white bithc pauline said im goin wit DK like he qwas a nigga lol .

[Nitrous0x]

1:11 using the CC Translated Audio, "black people lets became for me".

[koffypr]

...Carpenter!

[djkoz78]

You Greasy Italian SHIT BAG!

[ENoland8]

SERIOUSLY. My comment has over 80 thumbs up, and it's not the top comment anymore! WTF.

[krycklund]

@ENoland8 Dude do you seriously care?

[ENoland8]

@krycklund No, just confused...

[Axelrad1]

(deaf person)

Ohhh captions! Now I see the video!

(1 minute later)

...Why do people think this is funny?

[MetroGamerX]

Sorry bro caption: the group, what the f*ck?

[89Crono]

hey pauline plays peach on the sonic for hire series

[FukYouEgocentricFags]

ROOFFFLLLMMAAAAAOOO x LOL32

Srsly I think I'm still laughing at the first DorklyBits I've watched...

[will12020]

0:37 he can in the GB version! XD

[MrIronglass]

Dave Armand

[JonathanHallShow]

His agent made him do it.

[RestoFlies]

THE THUMBNAIL DIDNT SAY DORKLY BITS.

[MrJoeAizen]

Dorkly sucks now. They dont upload videos, and when they do they do it to keep the youtube partner program. Not for the fans or for entertainment. Oh and when they do upload something its the same video. Oh and their website is laggy if you dont have a new computer

[reaggacashtro801]

@MrJoeAizen How about you visit the site to find the new videos.

[MrJoeAizen]

@reaggacashtro801 You dumbass, again. "Oh and their website is laggy if you dont have a new computer". Next time read the comment dumbass

[reaggacashtro801]

@MrJoeAizen I never said that it wasnt laggy you fucktard.

[WhatTehFcuk]

@reaggacashtro801 fucktard

[reaggacashtro801]

@WhatTehFcuk Fuck off.

[sonic2665]

about 22 years later in the video... mario started to save pauline like, 2 or 3 times!

[ENoland8]

How isn't my comment at the top anymore? It has 88 likes...

[MrPOKIRBY]

this is the sequel to "mario meets with his agent".

[BunnyPrincessPauline]

wow me yelling at mario, just like mario saves the princess

[111ohgod]

Look at Pauline`s shoe,its dislocated.

[edwinavil]

Popeye's videogame music playing as a background! :)

[StuUngar]

@edwinavil No, that's Donkey Kong music playing in the background. Hence the setting.

[edwinavil]

@StuUngar True! Damn sounds pretty similar!

[TheScorpionMK37]

@edwinavil It's not popeye

[NintendoZelda97]

Pauline looks ugly anyway...

[Thejobz122]

i hate pauline

[Fr3akGamerFlipnote]

Peach: WHO'S THE CHEATING WHORE NOW MOTHAFUCKA?!?!?!?

[yingyanggamer]

Geez Pauline's voice is really annoying.

[ShadowOfDestroyer]

1. Click CC

2. Translate

3. See subtitiles

4. Laugh

[dackszero]

@ShadowOfDestroyer

LMAO

[ptxsptxs]

@ShadowOfDestroyer 1:07 Fuck you plumber! = dave armand?

XD

[d0mmari0]

@ShadowOfDestroyer Houck Hit!!!!

[ThePyrothehedgehog]

And that's where Peach's parasol comes from!

[MrLarryorr]

atallian shitbag? peach can make a bettercomeback

[igoshayproduction]

i wuz here

[sfpastramiking]

You can't even climb ladders without swinging a hammer - lol.

[FudgePackProductions]

Ditch that tall ass freak

[warofthewalruses]

HOLY SHIT. I GET IT! I GET THAT I NEED TO CHECK THE SITE! STOP FLOODING MY FUCKING INBOX!!! JESUS...

[buizel009]

the guy doing Mario is #2 next to charles at doing mario voices :)

[angelcrisis44]

@buizel009 shoot me a link to charles; i wanna test his mario-ness

[buizel009]

@angelcrisis44 You don't know charles? he is mario voice actor in the games that is why he is awesome ^^, just search ''Mario voice actor''

[hardy502]

i guess he listened to his agent.

[pteroid11]

*five days later*

Pauline: Honey, why is there a parasol through the window?

DK: What, oh son of a bitch!

Paper Boy: I STOP FOR NO ONE!

[LousyLump]

blame his agent

[RoninEclipse2G]

Hey Dorkly! Y U NO ALLOW MOBILE VIEWS?

[95alami]

I find DORKLY allot funnier than Machinima

[277rome]

Its not you....It'sa me Mario!

[1337ontoast]

does she have one foot bigger than the other?

[5hn]

His name was Jumpman in that game. Not Mario,

[tf2fan006]

i used to have a girlfriend then i took an arrow to the knee

[GabrielCamoleze]

Oh wait, I-a found your parasol-a!

[evertte87]

Gee, I never thought she'd take the break up, that serious! Lol.

[mixey01]

F*CK YOU PLUMBER haha...

[DaScrewUp]

should have made DK have a black guys voice.

[neec94btch]

COOL!



[LABADYJEAN]

serves u right pauline bitch! mario is gonna bone a blonde big boobed girl while pauline is gonna live in a jungle with dk kinda like tarzan but mixed up :D

[nymm1t]

that one new upload got me watching all of dorkly's videos

[technojunkie123]

I think his agent had something to do with this >_>

[ALSPEHEIR]

Ok, Pauline is Lisa Nova for sure, but who is Mario?

[clubpenguinmarioify]

Peach barely kisses Mario now :P

[smally809]

I guess he took his agents advice.

[ENoland8]

He was a carpenter in that game...

[ZenixNet]

@ENoland8 His name was also Jumpman, not Mario.

[ENoland8]

@ZenixNet I know.

[ENoland8]

@ZenixNet Woah. Top comment. Just noticed that....

[SerathDarklands]

The princess is in another castle.

[MarioCrash64]

That sums it up why Pauline is still in the Mario vs DK series.

[linkinparklvr013]

i would just like to say that all you idiots that whine about dorkly not posting stuf are too lazy to go to the site and have cool vids en stuff before it comes on this channel....

[deviltuga88]

go to dorkly username then go to his site for more videos, pass around.

[IvanIsAwesome1]

Its all because of his agent.

[FedePantalonesGordos]

Wait... isn't he Jumpman in that game?

[TheSpjs123]

@FedePantalonesGordos He is still mario, i think it's just a nickname for him.

[warofthewalruses]

DORKLY! DORKLY! YOU HAVEN'T POSTED A NEW VIDEO IN TWO MONTHS!!!! I THINK SOME OF YOUR FANS ARE GETTING A LITTLE ANGRY!!!

(please add a new video soon)

[TheSpjs123]

@warofthewalruses New video is out now. (And also he has A LOT of videos on his website).

[scj8181]

@warofthewalruses go to the website. idiot.

[1okolawol]

@scj8181 do you really have to call him/her names? he was just asking a question :(

[warofthewalruses]

@scj8181 thank you for swearing. maybe I dont WANT to go on his site. maybe I'm content with youtube, just like the other million people who watch his videos.Maybe I wish he could keep a little more updated, instead of forgetting for a few months.

[scj8181]

@warofthewalruses if you dont want to go on the site, that's your problem. dont get annoyed at them for just doing their job. if you want to just be content with youtube, you wont see the videos on time. dont get annoyed at them.

and which word, exactly, was a swear word?

[ItzYaBoyRyanD]

@warofthewalruses Uhh go to his web-site, he upload new shit on his website.

[connbman1]

@warofthewalruses Go to dorkly's website, they have a lot of new vids.

[mra1996]

@warofthewalruses HES GOT A WEBSITE YOU KNOW WHICH HE UPLOADS REGULARLY CALLED DORKLY.COM ! ALSO WHY THE CAPS BRO ?

[Darkabbe97]

@warofthewalruses Dude. Shut it. He has a life. NOT LIIKE YOU

[ayanishiki22]

@warofthewalruses go to dorkly website. They have a lot new original vids :D

[POWERISPAIN]

@warofthewalruses go to their website they have new ones every week

[darkregin2]

@warofthewalruses you say that then they upload one xD

[Schlofendein]

@warofthewalruses He posts new videos on his website almost weekly

[MattMarsTV]

@warofthewalruses

OR GO TO HIS FUCKING WEBSITE

[HereIsStefan]

@warofthewalruses Go to his official website, there are new videos pretty much Every day.

[Xmvtjets96X]

@warofthewalruses Look at the recommended videos, click the one that says TVLegenda, that channel post dorkly vids that are on his website with less ads. No need to thank me :3

[ThingThingOwner]

@warofthewalruses And so he adds 5 in 2 weeks.

[samzilla567]

@warofthewalruses check the website

[simsfan3000]

@warofthewalruses 3 months

[MattMarsTV]

@warofthewalruses how about you VISIT THE FUCKING WEBSITE. this video is so old.

[warofthewalruses]

@MattMarsTV dude. I fucking get it. you think nobody else replied to my damn comment? fuck you.

[DrBuffaloBalls]

@warofthewalruses Check the friggin' site, dumbass

[Danathielle]

I love Pauline's voice!

[johnnyb92401]

peach is better then pauline

[mariodude2341]

wonder what mario said to peach when they broke up itsa nota you itsa me madio lol

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

wow an actual not good one and by not good I mean I did not laugh till my stomic hurts I just laughed to tears.

[Luis89142]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS CHANNEL!!!! I SUBSCRIBED FOR VIDEOS LIKE THEN BAM! YOU GUYS JUST STOPPED UPLOADING VIDEOS, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT FUUUUCKCKCK YOUUU CUMM SSSWAALOWERS!!!! >:(

[GamingsCupofJoe]

@Luis89142 God your dumb,

[Luis89142]

@GamingsCupofJoe HOW AM I DUMB YOU CUNT!?!?

[GamingsCupofJoe]

@Luis89142 Because your an asshole, cant type for your life, over uses caps lock, and probably sleeps with a teddy bear

[Luis89142]

@GamingsCupofJoe lol, what? Sleep with teddy bears, Are You Serious Bro??

[luigiman379]

We need more videos!

[framk20SH]

anyone else notice the random springboard on the side of the level?

...

anyone?

[nittai1]

WE WANT MORE VIDS!

i miss the times u used to post 4 vids a day :(

[WandDay]

r u still makin' vid??

[TouchtheSky1]

More videos please

[FarfetchdForDinner]

MAKE MORE VIDEOS YOU PRICKS

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

[gunofthepit]

WE NEED MORE DORKLY!!!!!

[MrBonsaybaum]

@gunofthepit then just watch the videos on the homepage -.-

[LetsPlayGuy12]

This is because of Marios Agent.

[amyoperry2boys]

@LetsPlayGuy12 True True

[Kevansevans]

she has cake.

[kirby98toonlink99]

Can't watch on iPod WTF

[allensky]

should have brought her some barrels... bitches love barrels

[160moebius2]

It's been a wile no vids

[TheHadesShade]

does anything new come soon?

[MrM00NGlasses]

Mario's Agent told him to do it.

[edheadonfire]

why no new ones in awhile ???

[nissan350zluver]

U GREAZY ITALIAN S*ITBAG!

[NightmareSpriter]

Mario's manager told him to do it.

[megaman736full]

Ya know what bitch,you have 1 cance befor I UNSUBSCRIBE

[megaman736full]

Fuck you ass hole...why? THE AUTHER DOES NOT LET THIS VIDEO BE PLAYED BACK ON IPOD TOUCH SON OF A BITCH

[gametrougher123]

The title needs a :

[jimdaflynn]

paulines his niece...........

[95emmalie]

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS D:

[XAshlandxxAmersonX]

im going DEEEKAAAYY

[Ynohsuarez]

At least Pauline was there and kisses mario! but peach here, wasn't there at the castle. ms.ditchy ditch.

[oldskoolrocker1000]

@Ynohsuarez yeah...and instead of getting a "reward"...he gets cake...

[SHAZAM2POINT0H]

@Ynohsuarez THEYRE THE SAME PERSON! peach didnt exist untill after this game. see, she IS pauline

[shane44567]

@SHAZAM2POINT0H No she isnt. they decided to make better games.

[robertsfunny1995]

Didn't his agent force him to break up with her? Why didn't he explain?

[robertsfunny1995]

0:53 you can kind of hear that noise you get when you breathe into the mic too hard.

[LoneWhiteWolf13]

his agent told him to!

[CoolBirdz756]

omg PAULINE!!

[aczom2]

Finnaly someone knows pauline isn't a princess!

[MrSleepygrizzly]

YOU CRAZY ITALIAN SHIT BAG

[sebastien12364]

i just realise the item you get when you climb is from pauline. yeah...i know

[Trosion91]

who the hell is pauline?

[n5d25d90]

@Trosion91 If you couldn't tell from the video, she's the damsel in distress from the Donkey Kong arcade game.

[mrmeanie1000]

its that princess whorer isn't it? yeahh..

[xmenfan07]

"You crazy Italian shit bag!"

LMAO LMAO LMAO

[theULTIMATETetris]

DK's gonna split her in half. :(.

[cupcakesXforXdummies]

"What does she have that i don't have?" "Well a castle for one." LOL

[linkinparklvr013]

@Alexcanfloat you got reallly good eyes xD and allot of free time

[MusicOfKeng]

By the way--who else thinks she kind of sounds like Francine from American Dad?

[MusicOfKeng]

So thats not peach..?

[starwind3438]

@MusicOfKeng No.

[SteeleXeno]

Mario - I found your parasol. You know what? Get it the fuck yourself! LOLZ