Ear Lobe Infection Part 1

[PIONEERaudioLOVER]

I just had one of these and I didn't bitch that much. Worst part was I cold hear it squirting out and hitting my hand. Nasty and hasn't gone away compleatly.

[MrCharlieandersonn]

Someone replaced his voicebox with a cow's apparently

[FLAMEZ53]

LAWD HAV MERCI!!!!

[LosValois]

sounds like a moose call

[ToussaintVashon]

SON OF A BITCH!

[pappppie]

Save yourself some time and skip to 2:09

[zitzapper1]

More great pimple, zit and cyst popping videos can be found on PIMPLETUBE•COM

[msrayofsunshine777]

Favorite one yet...

[JOHNNYCOMEKILLU]

Sounds like a geraffe is getting raped!

[BIGGOOGIES]

no offense to the other smarter Americans but he sounds like he's from the south

[BIGGOOGIES]

American ingenuity, using a paper clip on an infection

[Jamienealy101]

"little bit my ass!!" i waz on THE FLOOR!! LOL!!!

[weedverfar]

hillbillies

[hellzgamer1]

Squidbilles Earl lol. DON'T TOUCH THE TRIM!

[Shmuck60]

@hellzgamer1 What's a "squidbilly"? Just curious.

[hellzgamer1]

@Shmuck60 It's an old show on cartoon networks adult swim. The man with the infected ear sounds like Earl, the main character. The show is very stupid at first, you gotta have a dark sense of humor to actually enjoy it :).

[Shmuck60]

@hellzgamer1 Thanks for the reply/info!!

[hellzgamer1]

@Shmuck60 no problem.

[BattlePL]

youtube is amazing, i was looking for "in flames" metal band videos and i ended watching some zits exploding...

[theninjafrog]

this guy is my new hero

[CHRISBdardyunna]

Is that a geese?

[Shmuck60]

@CHRISBdardyunna Singular, not plural, "goose"!

[gilbert20]

Hmmmmmm...........crackers with a purpose!

[DjGHo5t420]

it's a saftey pin

[CrystalAvatar]

ZOOM!!

[101bojangels]

you sound like a heifer procreating

[kristil65]

funny stuff!! but seriously, paper clip???? LOLOLOL

[tomcatnavywife]

GLOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deltadawg660]

OMG - that was the funniest shit - them guys are priceless.

[n00btwinz]

mrmrmrm mrmrmrmrm MRMRMRMRMRMRM FUCKEN RMRMRMRMRMRMRMRM

[starkiller8888]

@n00btwinz Oh my god!! I fucking ROFLed when i read this shit!!

[chamby0320]

I think he was making the sound of a dying giraffe!

[Angryrnmedic]

Come on, mash that thing good. Don't just tap around on it. RN

[Angrynrmedic]

@Angryrnmedic This reminds me of when I used to work on ambulances. I got to talk to a lot of EMTs and they would tell me stories about their work. I learned a lot about medicine, so if anyone needs advice, I'm a lot cheaper than a doctor, and probably know about as much as one. Btw, the guy with the mustache is cute. Signed, The Real RN

[antsweargumboots]

HOOTY HOOT HAHAHAHA

[Jesusismothra]

william h. macy really is a method actor.

[coaching71]

Oops...that was supposed to say "couple of"!!! Sorry for the typo!!! Lol!

[coaching71]

I love it! Nothing like a coupke if your "good ole boy" friends helpin ya out in your time of need! Let me tell you something, you can say what you want about rednecks and country boys, but they always have your back (or your ear, lol) when you need em!!! Love from your Georgia Peaches!!!

[brttnuge]

A PAPER CLIP...REALLY!! A fucking PAPER CLIP!!

[LauraLovesClint]

@brttnuge OMG! who cares. i use needles and tweezers get over it!

[101bojangels]

@brttnuge I think the whole point in using a paperclip was the one with the infection wanted to be sure that the one who was poking his ear and draining it had no way to make a new hole. Als it was probably the only instrument they had on hand.

[alderaforall]

@brttnuge ya, I would have used a screw driver myself

[SteveDGamer]

@brttnuge

americans for you...

[Breadfan815]

@SteveDGamer Wow.

[Chant212]

sounds like a moose!! :p

[MrMatlock]

I would love to hang out with these guys!

[bottwaandcalover]

Why don't I ever get these? I would kill to have one of these to pop.... so juicy... :D

[tonymengela]

close your eyes and listen it sounds like gay porn

[SUPERFLYBARS]

i thought this dude was about to get gauged up

[globalist1789]

And on the clock too!

[CindyE041464]

There aint no problem with rednecks! I come from a nest of em. Like Charlie Daniels says "What This Ole World Needs is a Few More Rednecks"! Then get rid of some of these snooty falooty yankees and replace em with some good ole boys and about a dozen Bubba's or so!

[TheSebiiChannel]

that red neck is fuking mooing! XD

[darkarm3rocks]

god i love being a hillbilly!

[cstalley]

That dude it country as hell

[jmac10986]

moose call

[WorkSucksChannel]

that is gross

[godsmane10]

"lil bit ma ass!!

[YourPocketKitty]

"bleedin like a stuck pig" god i miss my  redneck family....

[TheSicboy1]

how do u get ur co-workers to pop ur zits and stuff lol

[aReasonableMan12]

That's good technique. Sterilize the needle and then touch it with your unsterilized hands. Nice one.

[1angiegarrison]

he sounds like chubacca lol

[gigisingz]

i could never be a doctor

[Piddyx]

Thanks for posting this, Jeff Foxworthy,

[breethwithme]

must have gotten bitten by one of dem dar arkansaw mosquitos it took his family first

[ernyg1]

"no shit were operating" hahaha priceless lol

[TheElephant79]

Son of a Bitch !

[ravenfly01]

yall are a riot... fun to watch

[belindahethcox]

Are you kidding me? A paper clip?

[JerkxSwag]

xD lol

[Bozza2917]

well there skeeter, weer gun do sumthin wit yer ear there

[JLTooks]

That was rather entertaining. Wow.

[hollygreen1981]

Haha I forgot I had already seen this one and commented before but this dude mooing like a cow and commenting that "it felt like it was down in my chest cavity" still crack me the hell up! Best MOO at 2:39, closely followed by "Hooty Hoot!" hahahahahaha

[amarantoskm]

mm...mmmmmm....MMMM....MMMMMMM­! 

[sqmse]

No shit we are operating!

[hoopymchula390]

Love this!!! 'Hooty Hoot' Awesome! I was laughing, but it looked really painful. =0/

[Keioko1999]

That dude looks just like Jeff Foxworthy.

[sinoperture]

Geez.  Someone needs a petticoat....

[dacasman]

i have one of these on my ear, it hurts =\

[nani8429]

Why men don´t like to use gloves?????????

[ravenfly01]

AWESOME GUYS<

[circaboy1212]

its jeff foxworthy

[thuglifedds]

I Got my ear's pierced like 2-4 week's ago and they're find i think the left side doesnt hurt or nothing at all and the right one is a lil sore when i touch nd twist it is that normal sence it new & its lil small puffy nd not red or w/e unless ears lobes just different and i've been cleaning them with ear pierceing 3 time's a day sence i got em one in morning and afternoon and night?

[enomis1971]

I love these guys - they crack me up!

[stefonfunkinblow666]

got dang 'ol cooter!! you got duh biggest puss i eva seeen!!! mmm, mmm, MMMMMMMMMMM HOOTY HOOOOT!!! HEHEHEHEAHAHA!! YEHAW!

[ravenfly01]

@stefonfunkinblow666 u are a ass hole .you respect youe elders and LIL PUPPYS LIKE YOU NEED TO STAY ON THE PORCH< AND LET THE BIG DOGS RULE!!!!!!!

[stefonfunkinblow666]

@ravenfly01 big dogs? i'm commenting on a video of a guy with a puss-filled ear....what does that have to do with respecting my elders and staying on a porch? the porch at my house is 2 feet wide and my mom puts too many plants there so i can't stand on it. you need to realize this is the internet and just shut up. shut your mouth, you need to smell what the rock is cookin' and shut up, how am i disrespecting this man in any way shape or form? i was reffering to a hill-billy stereotype, moron..

[ravenfly01]

@stefonfunkinblow666 aww i hurt your feelings, im not sorry your an ass hole and while you are telling me some dumb shit about rocks , you smoke that? well then i hope that when you grow up you will know your place , YOU TUBE is SICK. and we dont need assholes commenting just because or racial bullshit hillbilly want to be ,i cant stand little kids like you..your are moron and dipshit. so uneed to smell what rocks is cookin (WORD)

[stefonfunkinblow666]

@ravenfly01 im 22, my feelings arent hurt seeing as its just the internet. your comebacks are terrible, im glad you let me get to you more than you got me. it proves you're a hater, and you have no life, ciao.

[Thunder84123]

you got some good friends if they well do that for you 

[Tokyo10PL]

hahah !

[587Chrissy]

He sounds like a cow towards the end.

[luvtoeatit2000]

nice staph infection!

[mrceebees14]

These guys were the inspiration for the show "King of the Hil."

The guy with the scrotum hanging from his ear is Boomhower.

[mrceebees14]

Redneck plastic surgery.

[Jason791]

SUMMMUMMA Bitch

[24preacherboy]

All I can say is they must be best friends.

If a friend asked me to do this for him, well, I dont know.

[estebannn]

HAHAHA hoody hoo! i love dumb hicks

[trikerider2]

Pussy what you making them noises for ?

[meowzerzz]

HOODY HOOT

[meowzerzz]

MM!

MM!

MM!

MM!

[enigma800]

This is what Macaulay Culkin will look like 25-years from now.

[CoastGuardIDC]

@enigma800 After coming off skid row.....and 8,000 bottles of vodka....

[mrbooziebrews]

@enigma800 actually that's what he looks like now days, after his nasty coke habit !!

[joshimawashi]

@enigma800 HA HA thats exactly what i was thinking before i even read this!!!!

[enigma800]

@joshimawashi LOL!

[lemmyliquor]

he sounds hungry for it.... mmmmmmmm m mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[TX169]

He sounds like a cow, it's so damn awesome.

mmmmm

[8assassin8]

y dont u stop using a paper clip and use a pin or better yet and see a doctor

[ELBIROLAS]

do they have a cow in there with them? lttle my ass thats hilarious!!!!

[ddkelso9003]

LOLOL the best part was the guy complaining the whole time! :)

[modelchild]

son of a... bitch!!!!

[xjcopp]

...& if you use a paper clip to pierce your ear, then you might be a Redneck...

[littlebonogo]

time to man up, cletus.

[DrummerJonH]

mmm.. mmm... mm. mmmmm. Mmmm. Mmmmm.. MMMmmmm... MMMMmmmm.. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM DAMMIT. hahahahahahahahaa.

[enomis1971clover]

Hootie Hoo! LMAO

[dawncharmed14]

mmm mmmm mmm mmm mmm son of a bitch mm mm mmm

[iPodSmashers]

guy looks like he's from jail!! lol

[ferretluver1113]

The younger guy doing the poking sounds like the son from squidbillies ^_^

[1flamerz]

Son of a bitch!...lmao.

[Lisdoonvarna1]

Soueeeee...that thars some pile a pus!! Heee haww! Nothin like redneck infections!

[vinnysonor]

Hey white haired dude, you're a friggen riot. Good job with the lobe squeeze.

[laxpol]

HOOTI HOOT

[numoru]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmm  m!

[hollygreen1981]

LOL did the zit guy say Hooty Hoot? hehe I love you guys. :)

[miss3844]

these guys are so funny..!! 5 stars just for the laughs

[582teetee]

that shit is so f'n nasty. I can't believe these idiots weren't using anythign sterile...sans the lighter. Dumb asses.

[Numberonehr]

i love the southern accent, its so obvious and im not even american xD

[pedro2222222222]

at 1:17 he said " you can bet your toes on it" haha

[1rewd1]

... he said "the best of tools" at 1:17.

[bigasswhitechick]

He said "i bet its the tools" i think lol

[HootLane]

What does the guy say at 1:17? It sounds like he says, "Bastard Toes" but that wouldn't make much sense so it must be something else.

[jumpyjedi]

had one like that...but it got so bad the back of my ear was all huge n purple...when the doc cut it...it went EVERYWHERE! lol

[Signevad]

lmao

[laxpol]

LOL @ 2:41 "Hootie hoot!"

[katiekannibal23]

Aww. This accent reminds me of my family. xD

[rainbowlor]

all i have to say is umm umm umm umm ummm son of a BITCH. lol

[brentwill77]

Guy has a evil laugh 58 sec...

[toepedi]

2:30 he sounds like a cow.

[TheWretchLikeMee]

how with one hell of an orgasm. ewweh

son of a Biiitch!

[wollzilla]

accents = 5/5

[A7Xforevar95]

oh god, that was disgusting,,,but funny

[TSHIKI7]

hahahahahahahaha oh man that was freakin funny i think it wouldn't have been so funny if they didn't talk like hicks....my stomach hurts from laughing soo much

[taluzar]

haha i love the description xD

[RebekahKathleen]

haha i love the noises he makes lmao

Umm umm umm UMMM

[akp1121]

hootie hoot!

[invasionofprivacyyag]

when a man uses his soft soft hands to squeeze out the hot man chowda from another man...

[janinehotlick]

hahaha

[goldenismonica]

and this is also how infections spread. how do you think he got it in the first place? please use gloves!!

it pisses me off to see people so unsanitary.

its like not using a condom on a girl you know is a prostitute.

[goldenismonica]

lmao this is hilarious.

just the accents alone are killing me.

[sexyoreojr07]

that is nasty. when i was 15 i had something like that but it was no wheres that big.

[quirkiness]

LOL The guy getting his ear worked on sounds like my papa.

[Lizard1380]

i had a good laugh while being disgusted at the same time :)

[adamskill]

why doesnt he have gloves on? he might catch retard.

[boggywoggy1]

I hate them. I hate them so much, it almost hurts. I hate their voices...their accents, the fake wood paneling, and background noises, the popper...the poppee, and the camera geek.

[dida079]

SON OF A BITCH..lol funny

[mame1966]

2:40... is that a duck call or two cows getting it on??? hahaha

[kjygyrl]

holy crap!! thats gross!!

[BigWolfie1]

no gloves ........ ohoh more infections i think, lol ... banjo players

[goobersnatch101]

"SON OF A B****" "LITTLE BIT MY A**" XD LMFAO omg priceless

[rebornmoron]

wtf is up with that MMMM. MMMMM.....MMMMM.....MMMMMM?

hungry?

[paganklh]

Rednecks.

[mercurial94]

Yeah, you're burning the needle to sterilize it, but there's bacteria all over (1) your buddy's hands and (2) on your earlobe itself. As soon as you stabbed the needle in there, you just pushed loads of bacteria into your skin. My bet is that it became infected again.

[fckthssht]

can you say inbred mofos?

[carldaponte]

Look it`s Hillbilly E.R. !

[RULAS41306]

ha ha that look cool when he squeezes that disgusting shit out lol