Topless Wii Girls.....Are you serious?!

[HAYveku]

Dear Phil,

I hope you were joking about speaking "American" because you are always commenting on how people are ignorant and that is one of the things i find extremely ignorant! It is English!

[certifiedin]

Gotta love the old intro

[grrthewise]

First... in 5 months

[MavrikM100]

FIRST!...IN TEN MONTHS

[1313becca1313]

all companies should hire a male and female from every age group and have them plan the marketing to their age group and gender. genious

[chiqabonita92]

please do the news on CNN !!! xD

[Seandogg96]

PHILS AWSOME!!

[Southwestrain]

I love your videos!!

[Metroid02099]

Pure genius. : )

[rcflight13]

I'd say 3/4 genius.

[Metroid02099]

Still genius though. : )

[Metroid02099]

I'm pretty sure this was the first Sxephil video I had ever seen. Thus my youtube obsession began...

[RingTheBella]

@Metroid02099 same here, but my first sxephil vid was the one with the sea pig one. He started my YouTube obsession as well. Thank you, phil.

[Pander8874]

I was told there would be topless girls playing the wii...

[JimBesecker]

I speak American too. Hmmm go figure. being I live in America. Brilliant incite yet again

[urahararocking]

YES. I COMPLETELY AGREE.

You guys can't say like shit like

fuck.

Those words that you guys took the U out of. YOU KNOW THE ONES.

[dton47]

OMG THEN HE HAD SOME SEX WITH HER!? lol

[sandslash123]

did u had any idea back then that obama could be next president after few years? :)

[9bLaDe8]

you are on a roll!

[jeremiahslazyeye]

YOU HAVE SUCH AN AWESOME VOICE!!!!!!

[yodelette74]

i like your big words! hahahahahaha alas urrr verryyy attractivee lad!

[jackeebutler]

I love how you said hes not clever and thinks he's better than you... and then called him a "fag"

Thats just too much irony, so i'm gonna go enjoy some of Phil's comedy and entertainment.

[krestshinable]

you're also an intellectual bright eyes listening faggot HA HA HA HA go refuse to eat meat and jerk off to gay porn on your macbook at the local internet cafe w/ ur tall java mocha frappucino you fucking flamer

[tinkerswift]

in reply to krestshinable:

what are you stalking him how the hell do you know he has a macbookk and gets a tall java-whatever-the-hell-it-is? gay stalker.

[M3T4LM8]

link doesn't work

[weefunker]

It should be called american......... like seriously you don't even pronounce 'patronize' properly ;)

[shortdeath]

RANDOM: I love your dimples

[phillipjfry6]

O RLY?

[phillipjfry6]

O RLY?

[JAYCZero]

No I don't want to see the Topless Wii Wii Girls.But I do wanna see that Scumbag Rapist get rubbed with Baby Oil up his Buttery Cornhole and get gangbanged by a mob of inmates when he's locked up at pelican bay

[clamobin]

i've had a few people get pissed when i tell em to speak american (like if they're white and they're speakin mexican and i say it)

[Karmakameleeon]

OOHHHH BURRRNNNEEED

[Mokie1991]

at 1:58 phil has an orgasm

[ArmadylGodSwordsmen]

I realized that too!

[ABookByAnyOtherName]

OMG I have said speak Canadian English since forever RIGHT ON PHIL!

[Odie147]

Its americaninised english (Hge spelling fail)

[Ejay669]

americanised

[rohawn1234]

Actually...Americanized.

Americans like our Zs :)

[EmoticonProductions]

Do not fret, my horny infedel.

[awwbutton2386]

hahhahaa you gained weight..oh well your stiil hot!!

[sharkiexpert]

Hmm... maybe some Canadians call themselves Americans... never heard it myself, but I think it would be wrong to generalise... from my experience living here most of us Canadians don't call ourselves American unless it's directly preceeded by North- . :)

[drumbum1993]

more like Americans call themselves Canadians

[FlamingBat]

Dead link. I saw the videos in a link from Games Radar. It was more weird than sexy. I guess I'm just not into booty shorts.

[MrsSix]

praise alllllli'm goign to hell..

[Xtremeireishdubz]

i only speal bad AMERICAN lol

[edzis1997]

Can you please learn English before you write in the language? Thank you!

[odinncool]

Ah yes you speak american, I myself speak european... People fuck this up so much.. there is no language called american, america is a fucking continent! Its called english, and the people from united states OF america speak it.

[capslockenter]

hes a reptilian

[Zackerybob]

"Praise Alllllaaaaahh, i'm going to hell" LOL

[Thepocalypse]

Teh wiigirlz link is broke!!!

O NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

[myndwave]

Hukabee looks a-lot like teacher at my school. I'm seriously. Great video.

[mankykid1]

u gotta love sxephil...

[smurfelunn]

Mike Huckabee? I heard My Cock A bee...

[bowlingplyr]

Shut up!

[KenUchiha6]

I speak American

[LyssaIsADoll]

"If you clicked on this video hoping for naked wii girls, do not fret my horny infedel, you shall be in motorboating paradise soon enough! Praise Allahhh!!" Ahahahaha. Phil FTW!

[AlkaseltzaMagic]

Lmao can't hack it that, ENGLISH are so to speak the superior. YES YOU HAVE YOUR LAND AND CEMENT AND CONCRETE!

And yes you became independant WOW!

But you still speak our language, and your so *INDEPENDANT* you speak AMERIKAAN! lol

[gordo0822]

sorry i dont know wat ur talkin about but i just wanted to poin out its....INDEPENDENT

[Sonjay718]

I especially love it when Americans are all "GURR, them immigrants need to speak English". This, from the people who use words like "conversate", "irregardless", "clearify", and my all time favorite, "Supposably". These are also the people who see nothing wrong with phrases like "Should have came/went" and "I did good on my English test". And yes, I am American (well, American born, anyway).

[snowman7767]

It's because we speak American, not English. We just call it English because that's where it originated.. ya'heard

[voodoo21child]

no, no, you speak English, you just butchered it and try to get away with calling it American.

[heaysman123]

if any one butchered english it's the Australians

[voodoo21child]

haha, thats true aswell but Americans do make the beautiful English language sound horrible too.

[UforicCloud]

can ppl seriously not know what u r saying????

there is something wrong with the ppl who cant understand him xD

[SasieSpice]

ya know, i love it when ppl jump on others about their writing or their wrong use of grammar. yet their writings, posts, ect are just littered with their own mess ups. just sayin leave ppl alone about their use of grammar and writings *especially* on a "post" where we are limited by how many characters we are allowed to use.

[ktulu1988]

Lol, u speak like at 300 words per minute from which I understood like 15.. in the whole video :)

But nice still lol.

[00Temporary00]

"The inbred cousin of english" LOL!

[MVengence666]

Thank you for admitting that americans screwed up the english language.

P.s. You are awesome =D

[zoemgs2]

I called it.

[scottycanes]

No, no, no. In the 1800's we spoke English, we actually speak American now.

[colacentral]

is there a bigger douchebag on youtube than Philip Defranco?

You made Tom Scharpling's fab five of jerks PHIL. "That guy is the WORST."

[AMD1989]

ah now phill i love u and ur brilliant, but there's British English(or english english) and American english, but american ain't a language. for them to be different enought to be different languages. u wudn't call somone who cud speak both bilingual, and people able to speak one are more then able to speak the other, the only barrior ever is the accent. american english is more then different enough to be counted as a dialect, but not nearly different enough to constiture a language.

[sprnitro]

You!..are on a roll sir LOL

[PeteMP1992]

English came from Latin

[countchocu1a]

American is considered a dialect of English

[mellowfish316]

"iiiii'm going to hell" I like a man who knows where he's going. ;)

[Haizum74]

Great stuff, I know and can speak 2 languages now. English and its inbred bastardised son American. Woh hang the fook on there, I can speak 4, English, American, English with a French accent (Canadian) and English's naughty castaway cousin Australian. Even better.

[angeliiine]

God, you are hot.

[sherwoodmovies]

stfu

[sherwoodmovies]

stfu

[bumpsywhoops]

When 99.9% of the words you use are English, I think you can still safely call it English and avoid confusion.

[ncseal]

he is correct about the languages... technically!?!?

[Enyzme145]

Everybody please shut the fuck up. That includes you sxephil.

[accounttime]

..im going to hell..

lol

[tobyman11]

i clicked the description but theirs no

wiigirls =[

[KenHalo]

I'm not gonna click the wii girls thing but i have a suspicion that its a rick roll

[rmuluu]

You mean like that time he said it was an article for "a brain transplant" and then damn it...Rick Roll

[GothicMarie]

The world sucks, as do all the countries. Deal. lol

[myspaceforever]

finally that understands the language american

[KaD9339]

American isn't a fucking language.Its' called ENGLISH.

[myspaceforever]

no, because english english is WAY different than american english...so y not just make it a new language

[bitesizepanda]

You're really weird, and American IS a language, but more of a dialect I'd say. And GET A LIFE 12-YEAR-OLD!

[KaD9339]

12 year old? why don't you go fucking die you cunt.Suck a dick AMERICAN isn't a fucking language go look it up.

[inFAMOUSLYbeautiful]

since when is america the greatest country ever?

i'm from america, california to be somewhat exact.

and i think america is kinda... hmmmm.... SUCKISH.

yeah i said suckish.

deal with it.

[dragster178]

You know nothing, shut up worthless bitch.

[btchkiler]

The fact that you can say california sucks without having the government arrest you and beat you to death proves america doesn't suck.

[polarbearnolan]

america is the greatest country ever

[LiveAndLoveLife]

Even if you believe that, being the "greatest" doesn't make it good. In the words of Doug Stanhope, "Being the greatest country is like being the prettiest Denny's waitress. You still have a lot of work to do."

[devilish5682]

Canada is the greatest country ever.

[Aloverssoulz]

USA and Canada are both crap holes

Stop all you're bitching.

[Jake2cool4u]

fuck you US is somewhat friendly to canada and US is the top power in the world right now. we'll bomb any of you just like japan. fuck off.

[Aloverssoulz]

Try it hahaha.

[Jake2cool4u]

seeing as i'm only 13 I can't, but, USA, is cleaning out the terrorists, beat Germany, nuked Japan, and took out England, so if I were eventually to do so, it shouldn't be much of a problem.

[Aloverssoulz]

A terrorist is someone who goes to another country and attacks it,that's all the Americans have ever done,their the worlds biggest terrorists and had 9/11 and other attacks coming to them.

[underratedsk8]

a terrorist is someone who uses violance to get what they want

[KenHalo]

thats war, not terrorism dumbass...

[Aloverssoulz]

Yeah,Americans love to start wars.

[KenHalo]

im not saying im a proud american, im just saying that was a terrible definition

[rutteger13]

jake2cool4u, u asshole, u know absolutely nothing, jeezuz stupid thirteen year olds. Jake2cool4u, u seem like phil could do a whole douchebag of the day segment on you, u are obviously stupid, so keep ur dumb comments to urself u camel dick

[sarasxxvoice]

rutteger13, chill out. your talking like that to a fuckin 13year old. whether you think hes wrong or not is your business, but seriously...HES FUCKING 13.

[ItachiluvaA]

Well? Im 12 turning 13. Does anyone think they're superior? rutteger13 shut up. sarasxxvoice keep talking. In other words. sarasxxvoice has a point. and rutteger13 doesnt. And rutteger13 speaking of keeping your dumb comments to yourself? Do you read those before posting them online? I think not. So please. For your own good. Stop talking.

[KaD9339]

Why did you FAIL to mention US got fucked up by Vietnam.....Forgot that? asshole.

[Jake2cool4u]

well seeing as im only 13, i can't right now, but it shouldn't be much of a problem if we wanted to look at the list of countries we beat in wars:

japan

germany

england

and we're currently cleaning out the terrorists.

bitch

[keyonte0]

If we fuck with the wrong people, we'll have the whole world coming down on us and our people are very rebellious already. So we'll fight everyone and ourselves. Even we can't take that kind of heat.

[codemonkeyslikeme]

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You tried to access a document for which you don't have privileges.

[zrg48]

so would i

[BandaeDollyoChagi]

at least you know that american is a screwed up version of english. well i can understand you better that most people Liverpool!...................p­ee pee..........poo poo

[BandaeDollyoChagi]

from Liverpool. Yes I replied to my own comment. Now I look really good. At least my mum says I speak good england.......ok too much.

[littleone1314]

do not fret my horney infidel!

ahaha.

i enjoy your videos.

[roctys]

wtf no life....

[XxThatOneKidxX]

haha loved it dude

you made this one ma birthday ^^

[ChsKrd]

buzz kill

[daddyd0c]

american, aka 'Standard American English' is recognized as a distinct language from 'Standard British English', by all linguists worldwide. the formerly categorized 'Standard Black English' is now officially recognized as Ebonics, largely because of a distinct sytax from SAE.

as for Canadian French...Quebequois is so different from Parisian that most people who grow up speaking it cannot understand parisian.

[shortstop200]

u speak canadian?

arnt they just french and english?

[animefanqueen]

I totally agree with you, we have bastardized the english language so much that it should be its own language

[Quionic7]

I speak Canadian

[TheImmortal92]

To support your idea of American vs. English, grammatically incorrect/broken English ("be my that fish") is called "Pidgeon." It's spoken by some islanders in the Oceania region, as a result of the English taught to them by... I don't know... and their native languages, which are... I don't know.

I know the differences between American and English are much more subtle, but still calling American its own language is a good excuse for the occasional slip-up when you say it instead of 'English.'

[Buzztootight1990]

yeah, we do speak American

[GermanConquistador08]

Did he say praise lord or praise Alah?

[gentlemenjack420]

fuck yeah dude...great show. excellent.

[StrongGaia]

"We could... probably get some chicks and rub th- rub them in baby oil?"

"You are on a role sir"

Rofl.

[Sammiiaa]

"praise the loooooooooooooo-im going to hell." LOL.

[Mandraix]

he was saying "Praise allaaaaaa-" as in the muslim god Allah, since a popular theory is that the suicide bombers are rewarded with 72 virgins in paradise.

[amina121]

which is absolute rubbish.

I'm a muslim and suicide is strictly outlawed in islam not matter what 'form' of suicide it is.

[cashregister5monster]

ha. i love how you kept bringing up the baby oil thing.

'...well, i would have bought it if there were naked chicks and baby oil.' lol.

[PortlandPringle]

well said sharpnova :)

brit here btw =p

[poisonormints]

i got an ipod touch, it rocks, and my friend jail broke his and put the iphone software on it so that he could pretend to hav an iphone when he really didnt, sad so very sad.

[noshowdidomenico]

Go back into retirement, will you. And quit trying to be so cool acting like you don't like greased up tits.

[TheCelticNinja]

Have you seen the video? It's boring, two girls basically standing there.

[HollaJay]

Oh god i totally agree with the whole language thing.

[ComradeDamon1917]

Wow, first ten seconds were pretty offensive >.>

[Trapinnewyork44]

You are on a roll sir lol

[VahnsGrl244]

Haha. Sure why not have hundreds of different dialects. That definitely makes things easier. Americans have to make everything simple. I don't pretend it's a different language... I'm fully aware that it's for your "benefit"... I mean, just think what you could do with the time you saved not typing a few extra letters. The possibilities are infinite. In my opinion being "pompous" is fine if you have the intelligence to back it. Americans seem to lack that. And I'm not British.

[thegoodcocklife]

twat!!! hahaha i'm so childish

[GlobalNode]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh my god, I used to criticize this guy, but this guy is great! Will continue to watch, sxephil.

[avalsonline]

well, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to inform us of that

[ickmad]

i like ye phil, your very funny but you kinda ripped off bill hicks when you wer joking about the marketing guys comin up with topless wiigirls ( or wee girls, hahahaha)

[imnotsosuredawg]

^Agreed. But everyone steals from bill.  There's a lot worse people to imitate.

[VahnsGrl244]

Lol I agree with the American thing... The actual language spoken isn't English... it's American. I mean that's cool... why not take out a letter in the word "colour"... and switch the E and the R in "theatre".. makes sense to me.

[jomama432]

lol wtf is up wit tha begginning it was hilarious xD and im muslim lol

[getcrazycrunk]

boobs? no, huckabee.

HUCKABOOBS.

[Houck1337]

you are on a roll sir!

[deedeedee213]

wat da fuck

[paul202]

i saw the topless wii girls vids....theyre brilliant

[SummerStarLight04]

wtf?

[crazyman822]

Crotch Confidence, its spelled aluminum, therefor you mispronounce it. Thanks for playing.

[Rewskythe2nd]

Damnit i just lost the game.

[shotbboy]

it's spelled aluminium u idiot, just pronounced 'aluminum'

[HeWhoSmells]

lol the commercial idea part reminded me of jim gaffigan's hot pockets commercial idea

[theuncreativeone1111]

wow

[CrotchConfidence]

Nice, a dude who knows the language divide!

We English pronounce all the letters in Aluminium!

[bouvier3926]

haha funny video keep it up;

[Humberto664]

HE HAS BIG ASS EYES