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  • First thing I saw her I thought she looked a LOT like Sarah (from the TV series Chuck)... and after I learned that IT'S the same girl... well same actress.

  • @Hootshot112

    I thought that too! i saw her and thought 'that looks like sarah from chuch! O.o" then i heard her voice, and HAD to look it up to make sure i was right :P

  • /watch?v=7Y5-QrKPDac&feature=g­-upl&context=G25c6b58AUAAAAAAA­AAA

    My first video about ME, when Shepard play the badass and punish the dumbass.

    Good moments and some funny edits.

  • Legion: we do not understand value in self poisoning and sexually transmitted diseases 

  • Ashley has a nice ass. Miranda has a nice chest

  • why dry humping she can't get pregnant why does it matter?

  • 2 million views...

    Really, guys?

  • Why are the sex scenes with the Maleshep and females 20 times better than with Femshep and males...unfair!

  • @GOWQueen Have you not seen Jacob's abs? They must have taken up most of the virtual memory of the game.

  • ahaha ma sheperd gave her da BBC ;) interacial space sex ...

  • This video caused a Mass Effect in my pants!

  • notice how when she unzips her shirt he backs awy like "oh shit...um never mind

  • Does the same thing happen if your chick sheperd

  • @MrEminemfan56

    No. There are different love interests depending on the gender of your Shepard. Male Shepard can romance Miranda, Jack or Tali for a scene. Female Shepard can romance Garrus, Jacob or Thane for a scene. The only character available to both genders is Kelly but there is no love scene. If you import Liara from the first game, she is also a potential love interest, but again, there is only implications of sex.

  • Lucky bastard! :D

  • His full name is Sheperd. Commander Dick Sheperd.

  • did they just have sex in a hallway?

  • Such a butterface..

  • Holy shit I thought it was Legion watching at :56

  • @glebg12 Thanks very ridiculous comment :D

  • See this is why i choose custom Sheperd, if im doing Miranda i want MY FACE!

  • i really hope that there's a 3-some option in mass errect 3 because i can't choose between Ash and Miranda

  • fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap­fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

  • And Shepard only last a minute..weak

  • 2 million views u horn balls. Y couldn't I get this scene

  • so....guess that counts as the Light Year High Club?

  • My mom walked in while i was in this scene.... Quite the awkward moment...

  • @JordanErikLeVasseur lmao, that would be so awkward.

  • Is that how u say thank u in da future

  • EDI: Shepard. Miranda's psyche profile suggests that she prefers to be on top.

    Shepard: Shut up, EDI!

    EDI: Also, there are currently 7 crew members secretly watching you.

    Shepard: I hate A.I.s...

  • is this like pokemon? can i nail´em all?

  • i wont fu*k miranda in mas effect 2 i am waiting for mass effect 3 when i can get back to ash that i fu*ked in mass effect 1 all whod be beter if they had a threesome !!

  • PING!!!

  • Butt-play FTW

  • she looks like Yvonne Strahovski

  • @MekSerbia it is her haha best one of them all

  • @MekSerbia That's because Miranda was modeled after her

  • Is it so wrong to want to see more!!!

  • in the world of Mass Effect, you can achieve penetration without even taking your clothes off, a marvellous sight (not really... I wanted to see her nude).

  • I have my sunglasses, prepare for "DAT ASS" comments.

  • EDI : *Awkwarrrdddd*

  • Her Ass Effect Gives Me A Mass Erect ;D

  • forget ur balls put it in my ass yeaaaa

  • to bad some dumb ass thought it would be a good idea if chicks had bras

  • Assuming direct control... of yo' titties ;P

  • @Zaphodistheman Ah ha ha ha ha thats fucken gold!

  • My god !

  • DAT ASS

  • You motorboat them titties shepherd!!!!!

  • ZOMFG ITS LEIK A PORNO WE GOTTA BAN IT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

  • i bet miranda made him massive when he died just for this occasion

  • more like mass erect

  • I'm sure its a common scenerio.. Very enormous ship with only 2 or 3 people in it, but cameras everywhere.

  • my shepard is still sexier......

  • WE ALL PERVERT

  • The porn music playing in the background really adds to the effect. lol

  • Lol Why isn't there a romance option with E.D.I?

  • Chuck is gonna be pissed!

  • @AgentOfWEST one flash and shepard is Out.. :D

  • where the fuck is her zipper

  • Right In the engine Room

    Stay classy, shep.

  • hahaha 2 million views? damn son

  • DAT ASS!

  • Miranda Lawson is the GOAT when it comes to females in Mass Effect

  • Ah yeah, Pegi 13 "sex" ;D

  • 2,285,572 <- Alot faps faps I think. ;)

  • Shepards so classy, fucking her on the floor and all!

  • Miranda > Tali

    .... nuff said.

  • video suggestions ----> MUST RESIST MUST RESIST

  • @WeLikeDanceMusic it's "hard" going back once you've clicked on one :)))),... u start hearing whispers from good'ol' Lu'

  • The boobs look realistic O.O

  • hopefully u can so this with jessica chobot in ME3

  • Mirandas ass effect make my mass errect <----- credit goes to someone else, who posted this earlier.

  • @Roverlord say thanks to developers and specially to the beautiful Yvonne Strahovski (from Chuck tv series)

  • I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite part of Mass Effect 2.

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  • thumbs up if you wish miranda was real!

  • @TheRaptureGamer989 check it Yvonne Strahovski

  • o sht chuck is gunna b so pissed

  • . . o

  • What makes this better is afterwards if you talk to Kasumi she says "Really Shepard, in the Engine Room... right there where Tali works," and later says, "and exactly how much is Miranda genetically modified, 'cause I mean - wow."

  • I have played through the game 3 times and have never had sex with mirranda or jack...There is a universe that needs saving, go and save it. Plus, how do you all turn your back on Ashley like that!!!

  • How do you get this scene?

  • Bitch please, Wrex is way hotter.

  • Garrus is watching you.....

  • Miranda Romance = Better with Kinect :D

  • @TheClark501 THAT is funny. Yet true. Even better with multiplayer.

  • And then grunt walks in...

  • DAM THIS COCK IT GETTING OUT OF CONTROL AGAIN!

  • erm, do they know there are still Jack, 2 engineers and Tali in the engine room; not metion Zaeed, Grunt in the same floor?

  • Only I find Miranda's accent extremely sexy?

  • Half of the people who bought this game bought it for this. That i can assure you.

  • Im Commander Shepard, and I like to have sex with my clothes on.

  • @zxssded I laughed so hard at that for some reason

  • Is That The Girl From Chuck?

  • @TheTentaz yes

  • God I hope the sex scenes in ME3 are better than ME2's. Get it to ME1's level... or better! lol.

  • @RiddickTWO they have full sex scenes in mass effect 3 its classified for strong violence and sex scenes so i will be a ME1s level or better

  • does any one think that the Sex Scenes in mass effect 3 will be better

  • *Shephard lifts Miranda onto console* SELF DESTRUCTION IN 5...

  • she looks like sara walker from chuck

  • @bdenniso derp it is the same actress

  • @bdenniso she is, shes modeled and voiced by Yvonne Starhovski. aka sarah from chuck

  • I was going to get a boner but I took an arrow to th...nah I still got a boner

  • That bra must have some sort of mass effect field emitters built into it, because that's the only physical way to keep those thing up.

  • Garrus: Hey Shepard, im done with those calibrations.

    Shepard: Can it wait, im in the middle of something

    Garrus: Aw man... 

  • @TheQtip1581 lol

  • @TheQtip1581 the 'middle' of something

  • Notice how you don't have to search for anything sexual. Just type in Mass Effect 2 and BAM! You get Mass Effect 2 Sex Scene..

  • @sevenmarcg oh my god that is hilarious

  • @sevenmarcg that waesnt even funny

  • @TacticalGamesReviews Oh. Well thanks. You don't know how much your opinion matters to me. Next time I'm gonna make a joke, I'll be sure to PM you and ask if it's suitable or not. k? great.

  • I could listen to this argument all day!

  • default shpard sucks xD

  • Doing it in the engine room? Doesn't Thane have a window into the engine room that he NEVER looks away from?

  • @WiseGuyJeffrey

    yeap xD

    Thane: "Amon Kira, guide my hand..."

    Mordin: "If you need me, i'm here"

  • @lush1998

    I know for a fact that anyone who pursues an argument on YouTube doesn't have a wife and kids, or has failed to grow up.

  • @TheSmaych he's probably crying and performing autofellatio while thinking of his nonexistent wife and children right now

  • @cheater30

    And yet again we jump to conclusions. Sorry about that. I'm not being a hypocrite. I am a gamer, and since I'm a gamer my friend, yes I do have friends unlike you, sent me a link to this video. Since it had something to do with Mass Effect I clicked on it. And this was the result. Its stupid, and I saw how sad your comment was. Nonexistent wife and children? Hmmm. You have no idea, do you?

  • @lush1998 dude, end of story, you're a pathetic troll seeking attention on the internet, you have NO wife (that blow up doll doesn't count, sorry), NO children, NO friends. YOU ARE, indeed, a hypocrite, and if you truly are what you say you are, then get the fuck out of the internet and spend some time with your children you pathetic excuse for a father. I'm deeply sorry for your wife and children, if they do exist.

  • @lush1998 If your friends sent you a link, how did you know it had something to do with mass effect? This is what my browser displays at the end of the link: watch?v=xijbArxskqc&lc=JEH1vDV­qZLieGeyq0SL0rIOm7IggAyuhTkBcI­iLEQ7s&feature=inbox. Are you some fucking wizard that can predict the future? There's no way that could be true, you searched it on your own since your blow up doll wife didn't want to satisfy your micropenis anymore.

  • @cheater30

    No, my friend told me what it was. And if you think that I suffer from shizophrenia, then you are truly a retard. I go on the internet after a day of spending time with my children, for about an hour. And I'll say it again, you have no idea do you? Now if you want to reply with something idiotic again go ahead but my side of this argument is over. Goodbye, I'm afraid I have no more time for you.

  • @lush1998 And i say it again learn to discern satire and sarcasm from reality you faggot. I was only joking you sad waste of air and source of pollution. It's very sad and very disturbing that even at your age (you said you were married in 1998, so you're now about 30 or 40 years old) you aren't able to do that. I bet you suffer from schizophrenia, stuck in your own imaginary world and talking to your little imaginary friends, not everything your minds wants to see is real, pal.

  • @lush1998 If you are who you say you are, why are you using words like " sweet" and "LOL"?

  • Btw, any1 here that can help me? I romanced Miranda ofc, and I know that my romance will carry over to Mass Effect 3. I did flirt a little bit with Tali and Jack, not on purpose. But I said to both of them that I'm not interested in them. Will this have any effect in Mass Effect 3?

  • @PatrikN793 probably not, you wont be able to romance them obviosly. if you turn someone down in ME1 it doesnt make any difference so i doubt it will have any effect in ME3

  • @MegaCommando13 I think I love you. Thank you, I almost started a new playthrough only because of that. I can't wait for ME3! :D

  • Dat ass...

  • It happens right before you enter the omega 4 relay to stop the collectors.

  • Im playing through ME2 right now and was wondering when in the game this happens.

  • @AbSoLuTeNiNja21 Later

  • @AbSoLuTeNiNja21

    its very near the end, right before the suicide mission.

  • She's so fucking hot but she is such a god damn stubborn bitch.

  • Floor is so uncomfortable. I prefer a bed

  • I wonder if Zaeed was banging one out over the survelance came...0_o

  • why am still watching videogame sex?

  • @ericksonmpe because you have a small pee-pee

  • @TheDemonicSins *facepalm*

  • Miranda looks like Yvonne Strahovski.

  • @TheDemonicSins ROFL it is her

  • She has a hot body but for some reason Miranda's face has always kinda turned me off. It just looks kind of unnatractive to me.

  • Kasumi: "oh Shepard, the engine room? Really? Right there where Tali works? Ok, I've got to know, just HOW genetically modified is she because WOW?"

  • @Knockafoolout Lol!

  • What if you play as female and do this? ._.

  • I remember playing through this game. This happened. I'm like, huh? Wait, what? Well this is kinda boring. And then 0:44 happened followed by thousands of bricks being shat.

  • is this in the game

  • I lost my virginity to this video.

  • @cheater30 hahaaaaaa virgin loser kid :D:D:D:D

  • @Hybridx86

    for some reason this comment made me lmao. This kid is sad. :D:D:D:D

  • @lush1998 haha this loser kid is my friend :D:D:D

  • @lush1998 (born in 1998 and calling people sad kids) OH THE IRONY

  • @cheater30

    haha thats the date of my wedding you stupid immature dick, get a life and stop jumping to conclusions

  • @lush1998 wow really man? "get a life" insults? ahahahaha "immature dick, get a life" hypocrisy at its best

  • @cheater30

    Ohhh big words coming from a moron! This is wonderful! You use the word 'hypocrisy'! Oh my goodness you must be so clever! Now I'm the one who is married, has a good job, has two children, and has a sweet car. Unlike you, who enjoys watching video game characters half naked and jumps to conclusions, like when you said that 1998 was my birthday, LOL! You really are pathetic. And yes, I am telling you to get a life.

  • @lush1998 "Unlike you, who enjoys watching video game characters half naked and jumps to conclusions," dude, i'll say it again, you're a fucking hypocrite, you told me im a sad kid before ACTUALLY knowing me, and aren't you on the same video? talk about sad, a married man with kids watching this. I'm the moron? learn to discern satire and sarcasm from truth you fucking retard, use that money from your job well and buy a gun to shoot yourself or drive that car off a bridge.

  • eeeey wait a minut isnt this the chick from the show called chuck already thought i remembered her face

  • does somebody know which is the music that sounds?

  • @maritina933 reflections

  • @connahharvey2 thanks!!! :)

  • HOLLLLY ShiT ASD.....sorry,its kinda hard to type with one hand

  • oh shit.. I commented on the wrong video! But thank you anyway...

  • Thank you, it worked (:

  • Ass Effect 2

  • tali was my favorite female in the me universe but miranda did have a hell of a body. esp that bubble butt and camel toe.

  • Joker: You getting this on camera EDI

    EDI: Yes

    Joker: Nice

  • I have a feeling that youtube is horny...

  • I lol'ed when Generic Shep walked in.

  • Best romance option in the fucking game!