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  • CHUCK NORRIS!

  • No he is only showing the foot patern the tecniques takes years to master first you must master you body weight

  • It's amazing how quiet one can be when moving through grass when the grass is invisible and is on an entirely flat, featureless surface. Ninja!

  • 0:14

  • He is no joke. He is the real deal.

  • HA! this guy is just itching to be turned into a chuck noriss joke... and the winner of the chuck norris look alike contest is.... unconcious because he has been roundhouse kicked in the face.

  • i roll naked

  • haha those are wrestling shoes i have a black pair just like those for school

  • omg i love those shoes! *.*

  • There are 2 secrets to become a Ninja.

    1) Don't tell ANYBODY everything you know.

  • It's ROSS!!!

  • ...better tuck those shoe laces in

  • i just try and copy ezio

  • your not asian!!!

  • I don't wanna know how to walk in the woods!!! I wanna know how to scare the crap outta my mom by sneakin' up behind her!

  • lol this guy is martial arts ninjitsu if he was a real ninja he would not be doing this video.

  • did ninja wearing a justin bieber shoes?lol.. 0:48

  • i think this is the only time im actually going to SEE a real ninja

  • 40 people tried this technique on an enemy........and failed.

  • ninja wiith jordens onn thats whats upp......

  • @ShadowAgentFox LOL those arnt jordans.

  • @JusticeRetroHunter yea when he stepped form the side i saw they werent but they still look cool..lol

  • he is teaching me how to WALK

  • That guy Mark looks like the american fighter from Return of the Street Fighter lol!

  • Took me 25 minutes to get from my room to the base of my stairs to go get some munch without waking up the rents..... my house alarm went off ... gf

  • ghillie suit and low crawl thats how modern ninjas roll

  • 3 more hours of practise and i'm ready to rob my neighbours

  • Pro Tip: If you're stalking someone, match their steps and they will never hear you coming.

  • are those wrestling shoes

  • No, they are called tabi boots, they are used in ninjitsu training and decrease noise when walking.

  • Go To TSOAS2008

  • "what do you do for a living?" im a ninja.

  • @PHUN2KILL Ah shut you detestable little brat who knows nothing about Ninjutsu...

  • I can that stuff. some links to where i can learn to move faster than walking speed withouth a sound???

  • how can i do this.. but at a running pace..

  • @tippmannguntech Recon observation and infiltration can take days to move short distances and is thoroughly unpleasant. Speed is not always essential and if it is, other techniques would be used.

  • Remember to bend the grass (matting) by sweeping softly across it and not to cause it to break by treading directly downwards on it, so as not to leave a trail. Nature photographers use this when they need to get closer to animals which could be startled by noise. Animals which have eyes on the sides of their heads, which are not looking directly at you do not always perceive distance ie objects moving closer. Approaching downwind is also essential due to natural scents.

  • If I ever get chased by a load of mad men I shall walk like this then I will make them look like idiots!

  • Note: It is better to be heard than seen

  • Finally martial artist that are not FAT!!

  • Slow mofo Lol!

  • may i inuire as to what role breathing plays in this kind of stealth walking?

  • @jsamboy breathing steadily out with each step, causes the body to relax and this in turn causes a more fluid motion. There are many additional points which also require attention, such as moving in short, accurate steps, like a chameleon or tiger. Always in control of each aspect of stillness and motion. Camouflaged clothing (disruptive pattern materials/ dpm) causes natural pixellation. See 'S.H.I.N.E' in military camo application.

  • @tippmannguntech lol, one month perhaps.. The target would've gone for holiday. Haha kidding.

  • dude the guy your gonna kill would of walked out of sight from you now

  • @PK4life1990 the guy/ animal being observed would have no idea that he/ it had been observed/ followed.

  • I bet Sam fisher from Splinter Cell use some of this techniques :p

  • lol

  • ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ this is gay

  • wtf, i infiltrated a bank yesterday using this technique and get caught

  • looks like the younger brother of cuck norris

  • @Stelomat The other guy reminds me of Kyle Gass from Tenacious D ^_^

  • he reminds me a bit of Chuck Norris..

  • Honestly, I would'nt want to trust my life with ninjitsu for modern violence anymore than I would any other traditional art....but if I was going to learn it Steven K Hayes is the way to go.

  • Sooo...How do I turn invisible :3

  • @1qwerty78

    Yeah well...

    Aim for the nose.

  • and while your doing this your "target" decides he's gonna go on a walk, but you still have to be quiet so he gets away

  • So the grass will stand up again with no trace of them walking through.

  • Are you another naruto fan-boy?

    I do think so...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEAVE TO "EXPERT" VILLAGE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS

  • ninjutsu is awsome, but im learning more presure points

  • fuckkkk epertvillage... learn from real porfessionals

  • ninjas are sweet!

  • this dude has some fat ankles

  • 5hours later you crossed your carpet !

  • Hilarious. Nice outfit. Clown. :)

  • White Goodman!!!!!

  • holy crap its chuck norris

  • 4 hours later your across the field

  • americans believe those shits! hahaah

  • @bloodcorer nope, the whole world including ur country practices ninjitsu retard

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  • GUd REC K

  • by the time youve got thru the grass the guys already gone.

  • wouldn't this leave a very easily seen trail behind?

  • @TheWay713 Yah it wuld...but if u killed ur opponent before stealthily...there will be no1 to track ur footprints :D

  • @sethjune @sethjune Usually any person who is worth assassinating will have someone seeking to revenge their death. Ninjas were around in feudal japan. Anyone in major power had a army of samurai protecting them. And if they failed to protect, it was their job to seek revenge. Or they would loose all honor.

    

  • Purple Cobras! *hiss*

  • in the first time he said he would lift his left leg and the same for the second time

  • white != ninja

    (you need to be nerd to understand the notation, but im sure you can figure it out)

  • @pablopenguin24

    while (giving explanation for the own jokes)

    you are n00b.. =]

  • @safarwan11

    if joke == weak: __init__ flaming()

    elif joke==good: print "lol" print "lmao" print "rofl"

    else: hardcore.troll(%s) %s username

    sure is nerdy in here.

  • @juggalomushroom Cool! Is this open source? Can I use it?

    [only private not for business]

    Have phun!

    [no prob, I'am n00b too! ]

  • @safarwan11

    loled

    yah itz open sauce if liek u donate.

  • I'm thinking of training at the Tampa Quest Center. Maybe I'll see him there

  • he hes Chuck Norris cousin???

  • You should wear black ballerinas like real ninja's, everybody will hear you coming with those huge shoes

  • at the end i thought he said tampon quest.....

  • stealth running is the hardest

  • @FOXHOUNDSHADE i am practicing stealth youtube watching right now!

  • The uke has bad posture. Thats the first thing to be worked on.

  • What kind of boots are those??????

  • It's Chuck Norris!

  • stephen hayes, doesn't everyone say that guys full of it?

  • "killer boots, man!"

  • is there any more like stealth vids because i seen the one,i liked it and if not you should do like alot more because im not really interested in the combat (to hard to follow)

  • @hugobossdb something tells me your single

  • 0:00

  • he is wrong...with those types of shoes it would make so much sound if you were walking like that fast...step on larged padded areas?...really?...it would make it obvious that we were there by the imprints we leave...expert village is really crap...it makes you think that they just hired some actors, watched youtube vids, then talk like they are on expert on it...

  • @nos0323

    You have to understand that he is showing you the technique of movement, it may take ages just to move a couple of steps as you may have sticks or roughage out of the way. Have a look at scout snipers they move a large mass across distance, you are right you have to consider what you are wearing but I don't think they had sneakers back in feudal days :P.

  • @optimizerofpain yeah well i practiced ninjitsu myself so i understand what you mean

  • I like his cloaths ")

  • lol, dbz clothes recoloured

  • @hugobossdb what was it the ring on his finger?

  • lol yeh your right ben stiller xD

  • is he telling me how to walk?

  • @Adio6037 haha my thoughts exactly

  • @Adio6037 yup, but leaving no trace, or being undetected...or thats what its supouse to be

  • @Adio6037 Dude, I don't think you know who you're talking about.  Mark here is a beast... And he's not teaching you how to walk, he's teaching you how to walk with extreme stealth. Mark is a legend. Always will be.

  • Ok so im learning how to have ninja stealth from a guy that looks like ben stiller from dodge ball and some fat bold dude.......WORKS FOR ME LETS START

  • Look at my shoes... 0:35 lol!

  • Hey look! It's Chuck Norris!

  • guy looks a lil like ben stiller

  • i really believe that this technique in itself is retarded. ur being told to be stealthy, and yet his technique is also telling u to leave a huge trace of flattened and disturbed brush. so that to me, leaves from for being tracked easy as hell. not very stealthy.

  • @hugobossdb he's wearing a wedding ring bro :D

  • i learned my stealth from call of duty O.O dont use rpg's.

  • this dude can't tell left from right

  • you're right! he does look like Ben Stiller!! lmoa

  • this second guy looks like ben stiller in dodgeball

    I laughed real hard

  • yes he does

  • @MAcDaTHo omfg I almost pissed myself laughing

  • @xXGaticaXx lets destroy his "fitness studio" and see him fat...

  • @MAcDaTHo LMAO

  • @MAcDaTHo yeah he does

  • @MAcDaTHo na doesn't

  • @MAcDaTHo hahahahahahahahaha i laffed 2

  • @MAcDaTHo nope. is chuck norris cousin xD

  • gbdf

  • niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • He looks like Ben Stiller from Dodgeball xD

    Well, a bit.

  • @deenotheman2 lol it does

  • haha yeah

  • shut up and do

  • I think that shinobi used tabi shoes in order to adapt the floor with their legs more efficiently

  • I remember when he was a teen studying with Hays, dam, he sure grew up.

  • well he was not a teen...he gradiated high school in 1975.... just FYI...but yeah he is all grown up!!!

  • otomix wrestling shoes and did you see his leg wobble his stance sucks ,selling the dream baby smoke and mirrors.

  • I agree with grayfoxgrayfox, this isn't particularly a study that appeals to the public in a good light. But still people practice it nevertheless. I'm more interested in free running as a practice but very entrigued by ninjutsu as I'm a practitioner of martial arts

  • The real question is why would you want to sneak through tall grass.. I mean 30 years ago i can understand it but now your not going to go sneaking anywhere or your on the way to getting shot.

  • well true but you have to admit that if the army was taught this they could use it but otherwise not much use except they like to keep the tradition of ninjitsu alive

  • It wouldn't work with army boots, alot Ninjutsu techniques are based on Japanese clothing, buildings, shoes ect. Alot of Ninjutsu won't work unless it is used for what it was used for. Most Ninjutsu students are white Anime kids from the US or UK. Ninjutsu is something that you live, you can't go to a weekly class and expect to be good at being a ninja, not to mention modern society does not need ninjas anymore lol But, it is an awesome tradition and should be kept alive

  • Okay, this is such an idiotic video. Don't think I'm here to bash on the martial art, because I train it.

    The thing is, you can't explain anything in 90 seconds that has to do with ninjutsu. And this guy didn't really explain anything in detail.

    Are you ready to sneak through tall grass? I doubt it.

  • "Hello, and welcome to the first episode of Pimp my gi".

  • @Moodo1 XDD yeah his gi is very pimped up! XDD

  • @Moodo1 hahahahahaha nice

  • lol he is a 8th dan. its evident that promotions are being given out like candy. i know a guy who was a 2nd dan. made his own martial art and self promoted to 7th. lol

  • well Ghost he aint one that is given degrees... he earns them....

    he also doesnt just give them out either.....

  • i want shoes like that...

  • @NinjaHotPocket they're called Tabi boots, look them up they don't cost too much...

  • @ryan31394

    i dont think those are these so called "tabi boots" i just looked them up and well...tabi boots like nothing like the shoes that hes wearing....

  • @NinjaHotPocket [ok, I just looked at them again. No, they're not tabi boots. I'm not sure what they are, they look like black skateboarding shoes.....

  • wow i didnt know chuck norris knew ninjutsu

  • ninjutsu is about maximum balance and individual muscle control.. this master is crap his leg is shacking...

  • watch chosen ninja indstead..

  • -Sigh-

    If you do Karate or Go Ju Ryu to be precise, instead of listening to this incredibly long tutorial, just walk in a Sanchin Stance. It's nearly identical.

  • hhahahahha comment of the year

  • so is your mom

  • chocoloco you are bullshit mate

  • why does it buffring all the time ARGH get so sick of it :O

  • ive always wanted to know this!

  • awesome!!!

  • just tip-toe... lol

  • lol thats way easier to do while running and also helps pace your lungs it you do it right

  • where's mr spock and captain kirk?

  • there called tabi?

    i thought it said "OTOMIX"

    i seen somepairs on ebay kinda pricey though round a bill (100$)

  • wtf - its like if chuck Norris dyed his hair brown lmao

  • what kind of shoes are those?

    THEY LOOK SO DAMN COMFORTABLE

  • lmfao

  • Tabi

    Japanese construction workers still wear them

  • Eh, those do not look like Tabi to me. :/

  • tabi?

  • those are not Tabi lol

  • great video!

  • Why is it that every video relating to ninjutsu is starting to talk about that Korean guy Greg Park? Oh well, better then using a half Japanese / half Korean name and then calling your ninja techniques Chinese, hahaha.

  • haha i dont practice any nijutsu, but i do bet ur a total asshole...hihihi have u ever even seen a chuck noris movie?

    anyway any1 who insults an art like that has nothing bbut dogshit in his head

  • @hendrikmarine I DON"T INSULT THE ART! THAT GUYS INSULTS THE ART! AND I INSULT HIM! simple

  • 我哦我

  • oh feww finally, i really needed this. i was JUST about to kill someone using ninjustsu like 5 min ago, but now i know how i can REALLY sneak up on them..because everyone has tall grass circling their house. i think im gonna take the drive way this time though

  • hahaha your cynicism amuses me

  • lol...and how often is this useful?

  • quien es ese idiota ?