Vampires are from ancient mythology and predate transylvanian vampires. In some of the mythology they were considered to be demons that could different forms as well as the ability to possess people.
They were not suppose to be lover like characters they were pure evil. Ancient Sumeria has vampires and some occult's today still worship them.
Twilight and true blood are horrible I remember when I was a kid id watch occult movies and werewolves and vampires were badasses that massacred people and fucked hot chicks
How about a taste of blood,that was a good vampire movie.I mean homeboy drinks dracula's blood and turns into a zombiefied version of him and and runs around tearing people apart.In one scene he tears this guys neck apart with a steak instead of just biting him like normal vampires would.That movie was great!
That Twilight shit looks GODAWFUL. Only dumbass teenage girls could tolerate that bullshit. The same kinds of girls who voluntarily date dipshits and constantly complain about their lives.
The vampires from 30 Days of Night were fucking Monsters though.. and the one from blade 2 with the splitting mandible was fucking nuts as well....other than that vampires have been wimped down a lot
Blade was probably the last good Vampire movie, than Twilight came out and now it's just ruined. They're not real vampires, it just looks like a movie about a necrophiliac moody teenager who doesn't have the guts to kill herself.
I think people are obsessed with vampires because the idea of being one leaves you from facing your mortality. People are so afraid of death that given the chance they would feed off other human beings in order to avoid it. Its also the eternal youth espect of vampirism, you live forever and never grow old youre young and hot forever! i dont know a single person who would say no to that in todays shallow fear driven culture. Thats why vampires are so appealing.
Vampires are from ancient mythology and predate transylvanian vampires. In some of the mythology they were considered to be demons that could different forms as well as the ability to possess people.
They were not suppose to be lover like characters they were pure evil. Ancient Sumeria has vampires and some occult's today still worship them.
bighands69 6 hours ago
What number podcast was this?
soukupb 1 week ago
Twilight and true blood are horrible I remember when I was a kid id watch occult movies and werewolves and vampires were badasses that massacred people and fucked hot chicks
deathcoresucks1 1 month ago
BABY MONKEY
sadmachine 1 month ago
True Blood is cool but Twilight is horrible. Dark Shadows was the bullshit!
BlackTasky85 1 month ago
Twights gay
cheechanchux 2 months ago
joe rogan is so great to listen to
Zackeizer96 2 months ago
WHERE THE FUCK TRANSLVANIA
zz4r 2 months ago
Barnabas Collins? Nice 'Dark Shadows' shout out. Here's hoping Tim Burton does the series justice.
TheHuntress144 3 months ago
Lol
krisgraves69 3 months ago
Yeah really, when the fuck are we finally going to get enough bullshit vampires and zombies?
melbyRick 4 months ago
twilight and vamp diarys is mad soft, but blade and true blood is sick
james575730 5 months ago
@james575730 LOOOOOLLLLL
zz4r 2 months ago
ayy hold up these dudes got it wong, true blood is fukin hard shit
james575730 5 months ago
bela lugosi was my favorite
zeef209 5 months ago
"what happened to the fuckin capes??
hahaha "what the fuck happened to transelvania? did they just blow this mother fucker up?
slayersf2 5 months ago
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slayersf2 5 months ago
lol in the holidays i watched 3 seasons of true blood 3 days st8 and its pretty gud, more believable than the twilight shitfest!!
spinert 6 months ago
Joey Diaz is the fucking best lmaoo
MustacheStashCash 6 months ago
looooool ''i watch werewolves movies even though it sucks because i know at least one guy is gonna turn into a werewolf and fuck some people up''.
poganla123 7 months ago
hahahaha Joey Diaz called Blade "SPADE" lmao
Pezoula462 7 months ago 10
How about a taste of blood,that was a good vampire movie.I mean homeboy drinks dracula's blood and turns into a zombiefied version of him and and runs around tearing people apart.In one scene he tears this guys neck apart with a steak instead of just biting him like normal vampires would.That movie was great!
casperdet313 8 months ago
No cape no nothing. WTF LOL
Ironman888888 8 months ago
That Twilight shit looks GODAWFUL. Only dumbass teenage girls could tolerate that bullshit. The same kinds of girls who voluntarily date dipshits and constantly complain about their lives.
shade1978x 9 months ago 2
The vampires from 30 Days of Night were fucking Monsters though.. and the one from blade 2 with the splitting mandible was fucking nuts as well....other than that vampires have been wimped down a lot
MTOTOwaNYAYO 11 months ago
Blade was probably the last good Vampire movie, than Twilight came out and now it's just ruined. They're not real vampires, it just looks like a movie about a necrophiliac moody teenager who doesn't have the guts to kill herself.
xXLazarus23Xx 11 months ago
im shocked rogan didnt even mention the howling... very dissapointed. the howling is the BEST werewolf movie ever.... period.
shaezarian86 1 year ago
Lycanthrope ape doesn't sound as good as wolf man.
maj1kninja07 1 year ago
Yeah, Blade comics and Blade 1 movie was legit..
All of the other vampire movies suck shit. Fuck Twilight.
ByronC900 1 year ago
lol!!!! at 1:49 i got that shit son hahahahahahaha
lumberjak1984 1 year ago
It's impressive how stoned these guys get.
fatetwister 1 year ago
@fatetwister Its impressive how stoned i am right now...
KigreTheViking 8 months ago
Respond to this video... FUCK TWILIGHT FUCK TRUEBLOOD!!
ADAM71191 1 year ago
joey diaz for presidente
patolento 1 year ago
Joey DIaz is fucking hysterical
omgwtfitssteve 1 year ago
I think people are obsessed with vampires because the idea of being one leaves you from facing your mortality. People are so afraid of death that given the chance they would feed off other human beings in order to avoid it. Its also the eternal youth espect of vampirism, you live forever and never grow old youre young and hot forever! i dont know a single person who would say no to that in todays shallow fear driven culture. Thats why vampires are so appealing.
bijouxmiu 1 year ago 2
@bijouxmiu excellent comment
natmanprime 8 months ago
copolla's dracula is great
Artfryne 1 year ago
aw man i laughed out loud when i saw the fukin twilight pics
ShockTherapist007 1 year ago
fuck true blood
bakofdamak 1 year ago 9
The best werewolf was the one in Bad Moon. That shit was crazy.
dt089 1 year ago
@dt089 the best werewolf is The Howling.
Bloodsport1 1 year ago
lol
chrisbary 1 year ago
joe says, i got that shit son hahaha
lumberjak1984 1 year ago
@lumberjak1984 yea the way he said it had me rolling...lmao
helboi 1 year ago