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  • Rigamortis stew. Epic

  • Well hog my hooter! Ya'll put nuf lard in wiff the meat, an ya get them tire marks out. Make it right tasty. Holy chit!

  • Rigor mortis stew great!

  • Voskwagen, the people's car. It's like they have become enemies. The defendant looks mentally challenged.

  • "i ate it" lmaaoooooooooooooo

  • Rigor mortis stew, LMAO! This is the funniest shit I've seen in a good long while.

  • that was some bubba gump shit jj is like go back and stay in LA. plz

  • Omg this defendant is so funny!! xD "I ate it." xD

  • i eat that deer to its delisius if you do it right

  • @natja130986 Does it taste like chicken?

  • if the D put a bag on her head id fuck the shit out of her! i hope she talks to me the whole time too

  • @philochko [putting bag over head and crossing fingers...]

  • @philochko tag-team?

  • @alfamonk sure

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  • "Now you have to get a job, because you owe her $1,300."

    So dramatic, this show loses just an iota of charm once you find out that the show pays any tab that's owed between P and D due to the outcome of the case. Makes me want to sue a friend and have them countersue me just to get on this show and split the money.

  • Where the hell are these 2 from??? Butcher Hollow, Kentucky??? (Coal Miner's Daughter) Defendant has a REALLY thick, southern draaaaawl, y'aaall

  • @gjc82071 Butcher Holler, Loretta Lynn's birthplace. I think I might add a Crisco commercial to the end of my next JJ case...

  • @reymatt76 Kudos! I didn't think anybody would get that reference, hahaha.  :-)

  • I saw this episode before , love the Southern accent of the defendant lol

  • that accent is bad on the ears i cant hear this no more goodbye

  • What the If i had run over a deer i would have eaten it too. Why is that so strange? It tastes good.

  • white trash to the max!

  • maybe because i've come from a city into hunting country and learned to appreciate fresh game... and i know she must have taken care of the deer properly to actually cook it. but i can see if from the d's perspective... why waste food?

  • I wanna play the banjo and sleep with my aunt sister.

  • why waste that meat?

    it`s way way better then the factory meat full of infektions and medecin

    there it a reason why the elite banker skum (rothchild etc) only eat meat from free range animals and eko veggies ..meanwhile they lobby too poison the rest of us( flouride in the water)GM corn.. etc etc

  • @lulu8332 infection*, medicine*, eco*, to*

  • It did not have rigormortis... oh god

  • I ate it yup yup..

  • Defendant is gonna give me nightmares tonight. Fuck!

  • the commercial at the end made my day

  • I have ate lots of roadkill deer and there is nothing wrong with it as long as you clean it asap but if it's a couple days old no thanks leave it for the coyotes

  • Damn the Defendent is fugley

  • These two is right out of the redneck trailer park and they are waiting for halloween so they can pump kin

  • Why was this even brought to court? She damaged her car. She has to pay for it. It's simple.

  • LMAO!!!!!

  • My favourite Judge Judy moment.Ever. Thank God they show this in England, almost pissed myself laughing@ "It did NOT have rigor mortis"

  • This is the typical type of people in the "Deeeeeep South".

  •  "'cauuuuuuse eye eaaat roadkillllll lol, thats funny

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  • Wtf is wrong with eating venison killed by a car? My father has brought roadkill venison home twice, and it is delicious and there is nothing wrong with it.

  • @Nizingur Roadkill is killed by blunt force trauma where as hunting is quickly by a single bullet. Eating the animal because you mistakenly hit it with your car is simple enough but commonly it is not done. It is looked down upon. That is why people believe it to be disgusting and distasteful. It has NOTHING AT ALL to do with if it tasted good or not, that is irrelevant.

  • @chuckytheman And it is stupid and irrational >:(

    My father was once driving on a country road and happened to have his rifle in the boot. He chanced upon a car that had been in an accident with a deer, and the deer was suffering badly and clearly not going to make it. The driver was feebly asking if he should call a vet. They were relieved when my dad offered to take care of it! He shot the deer humanely, and the meat? Well, it was my mum and dad's wedding dinner. Delicious.

  • @Nizingur That's a great and utterly pointless story. You're still going on about what's irrelevant. It doesn't matter if you can eat it or not. Or if it even tasted good. What about this do you not understand? Society frowns upon something like this. So it has become something that has been seen only done by people with low IQ or "hicks". It still has nothing to do with what your family does or if it tasted fine. Please understand your opinion doesn't equal society.

  • @chuckytheman The fact that it doesn't equal society is EXACTLY what I'm saying. And I also add that it's idiotic and useless to look down on that kind of thing because the meat can be high enough quality to be used in a wedding dinner (with praise). Why does society frown upon it? Because they're idiots and need to learn better.

  • @Nizingur Uhh, no. It's because that is not how things are commonly done. It's outside the norm. Anything outside the norm or mainstream is disliked or hated on. Frankly, killing an animal with your car then eating sounds pretty stupid. There's a reason why people go hunting with a gun. There's a reason why people buy meat from a butcher shop. These reasons are why it doesn't matter if the meat is good. It's simply retarded.

  • @chuckytheman OK, you're an idiot. Roadkill is NOT killed intentionally with a car. What, you think people hang around roads waiting for a deer to come across so that they can kill it? That's impossible. Do you have any idea what your statistics are of successfully killing an animal on purpose that way? What IS idiotic, is killing a perfectly healthy animal and then leaving the meat to spoil. It's edible meat, and you're going to reject it because it's been killed by blunt force?!

  • i want to eat dinner with JJ

  • RUN FORREST RUN!!!!!!!!!

  • That commercial at that end was cool xD

  • the defendant's accent is painful to listen too

  • I'm in LOVE with the defendant! Dressing and prepping a roadkill dear..HOT DAYAHAM!! Whoooo heeee!!!!!

  • now thats real women

  • Eeeew! What If The Deer Had Rabies? Lmaoooooooo Nasty!

  • I'm not sure I'd want her as a sister, but I kind of like the defendant.

  • What's the difference between eating a deer killed by a car and eating one that's shot? Not a whole lot other than the fact your car is trashed now. It's still technically fresh meat... Provided you didn't cut off the antlers, leave it out to pasture and come back and collect it later... That's not fresh anymore... Not to mention, really gross...

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  • Yep. Louisiana.

  • Mom always said life is like a box of chocolates

  • I thought it was good that the defendant ate the deer, so something good came out of it.

  • That was so freakin funny!

  • Jesus.......... is that was English. I won't move to Louisiana.

  • hahahaha so funny that she ate it

  • Back to the trailer park.... and enjoy the deer. Yummy?

  • i love this! thank you for the post reymatt76 :)

  • You can't get more trashier than the defendant.

  • I hope these two don't represent the state of Louisiana.

  • Forrest Gump had sisters?

  • What's wrong with eating a deer?

  • GIT-ER-DUN!

  • My mouth was opened the entire 4:03... minutes who are these people?

  • oh my god who are these people? what?

  • BEST CASE EVER hahah!!

  • Dear oh deer, what a fucking case.

  • Typical VW owner

  • @NewWavelength1 I thought a typical VW owner was an arrogant, entitled pre yuppie who is overpaid, overrated, underworked with inadequate genital size. At least that's every VW owner I've known... This woman is more like a typical Saturn or Hyundai owner!

  • @reymatt76 Disagree. This woman is more like a typical 1993 rusted out Ford pickup with an Easy-Rider-Rifle-Rack in the back window, owner.

  • @ElDub50 Well that's her dream car. In reality, she's not that lucky.

  • @reymatt76 "This woman is more like a typical Saturn or Hyundai owner!" = Prius owner

  • @NewWavelength1 funny you said that, my friend owns a VW and he thinks he is awsome!

  • Now kids. Here is a real contry bumpkin!

  • I find the D attractive and I hate myself for it. Her accent and she isn't that bad looking. I know, I'm an idiot....

  • @Charagrin don't hate yourself, because I can see what you see in the Defendant, she has a certain brazen, direct quality that is not unattractive. She's the type too who'll let you keep the light on.

  • @Buondelmonte123 IF you don't leave the lights on, the the video camera can't do its job.

  • @reymatt76 I think the performance under discussion might be one of those left to our imagination. LOL. Thank you. :))

  • @Charagrin I thought so too until the part where she ate the roadkill

  • omg the way they speak...

  • Oh shit "Go back to Louisiana and be happy" hahaha

  • What the fuck is this? O.M.G!

  • 2 words.... RED  NECK

  • Fine the Southern dialect, Im so slooooooooooooow

  • Ya'll wanna suck?

  • WOW! What a gal!

  • 1:06 - 1:09. Absolutely slays me. 

  • All I could think of was Joy from "My name is Earl" hearing those two ! lol X)

  • Judys little bit there at the beginning reminds me of Jerry Springers monlogues at the end of his show lol.

  • i'd eat it

    

  • Mmmmmmm rigamortis stew

  • @1.34, "It did not have rigor mortis" gets me every time, the Deep South version of being accused of having a fake Chanel handbag in Manhattan almost.

  • @Buondelmonte123 God, people in Manhattan would actually accuse someone of not having a real designer handbag? I'd rather deal with people like the defendant than people like that. LOL.

  • @reymatt76 Oh yes. Its all in stitching you see. Some women can spot a fake Chanel handbag at 50 yards on 5th Avenue and will tell the hapless owner, often a total stranger, they've been sprung. You think I'm making this up? I'm not. :))

  • @Buondelmonte123 Wow, do people out there speak English to each other? That must be nice.:)

  • @reymatt76 well, yes, it is.

  • @reymatt76 Yes, indeed they do, and it is nice, you are right.

  • Whoa at the sister's boobs.

  • Why are people in audience laughing and beeing so disturbing, shouldnt they be quiet in the courtroom?

  • "go back to louisiana and be happy,...." BITCHSLAP....!

  • @reymatt76

    It does help if you cook the meat first :P

  • @Kozahk Well I'll have to try that next time. Actually, my friend was driving my car up on Mulholland last month, out near Malibu Canyon, and we came inches from hitting a deer who was running to the other side of the road to tend to her young. It wasn't even a big deer, and we were going like 35 mph since it was at night, but just the antlers on that thing would've killed the driver had they broken through the windshield. That's why this case seems unbelievable.

  • @Kozahk And we wont even talk about the brown bear I almost killed coming down from Yucca Valley on my way to Palm Springs. That was at night too. Scariest fucking moment of my life I think.

  • still yuk

  • wtf random commercial at the end

  • i could swear the defendant is a retard...

  • eeeeek ATE IT!!! omg

  • @irisstars

    It's free meat! What's wrong with that? A little bruised, but good nevertheless.

  • I honestly thought she was going to say, "Go back to Louisiana, and please don't come back."

  • This is classic stuff .... eeed deed naht haaave rigurmoorrrtiss ... Brilliant!

  • dolldidood ndid think dodlido i never tougth dodlidoo im used to it

  • i ran over a deer too, and i took it home and ate it,...idk what's wrong with that. I mean instead of wasting food,..

  • @Atheist603 Uh huh. Sure.

  • reymatt76 I am looking for the case where the defendant's daughter was killed in a car accident that the plaintiff is suing for with her son and the defendant gets $5000.. it's a touchy case.. do you know where can I find it ?

  • @ronaldoyaronaldo No, but if you want I can just post it. It's from her "Justice Served" DVD, I know that. 

  • @reymatt76 I found it thanks

  • @reymatt76 is that true is that for real?

  • @nolifemerc I don't understand your question. Is what for real? If you mean the case, I would say NO, but that's just my opinion. I'm not sure.

  • @ronaldoyaronaldo you are looking for this then: Judge Judy: Moore v Bailey. Its a very disturbing case.

  • @Buondelmonte123 Thank you ! 

  • @ronaldoyaronaldo you are welcome. Its always a pleasure to help a fellow JJ enthusiast.

  • @Buondelmonte123 You have no idea.. I watch her everyday and I even watch some of the episodes more than once.. she is a raw model

  • @ronaldoyaronaldo JJ has replaced Seinfeld in our lives. 98% of JJ's cases are about nothing.

  • Im attending college right now(definately not white trash). If I crank a deer with my truck Ill eat it, or If I see someone else crank one Ill ask if I can have it. There is nothing disgusting about it. though she should have taken it right then to deal with it

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  • OMG..... i just fell even more with my california... thank god

  • WTF did I just hear. "Ahh, nawoo. I put pine straw ober it un took de antler. an went an got it later.

    JJ: Went and got what later?

    Defendant: The dear.

    JJ: What cha do with it?

    Defendant: Ate it.

    WHT MAN!!! WTF!!!

  • In this case I can see why in nature some mothers eat thier young!

  • Almost unbelieveable! White trash!

  • This is what you get when cousins fuck.

  • lmfao soon as I heard them talking. Typical hill billy case LOL.

  • @Trueghostgirl yep but most of them are on the draw so there Democrats

  • you do not have to speak in that accent even if you are from the mountins.

  • i like the girl in the pokadoted dress haha i ate it made some stew hehe venisin stew yum hahaaa good idea tho

  • MA, GET OF THE DANG ROOF!

  • That was the fastest sperm to get up stream? you got to be kidding me!!

  • It"s spelled rigor.

  • Who you tellin' what? I ate that dad gum rigormortis stew!

  • the title is spot on!!!!

  • what a redneck

  • I cannot stop laughing, that accent haha!

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  • Who taught them the word Riga Mortis? 

  • @AbduCola

    What I've noticed about the South is we know our vocabulary, a lot of outdated words, but our accents make it hilarious.

  • At least we didn't get pictures of the roadkill. We were spared that.

  • An open message to Carol the Defendant: You are what you eat, and roadkill isn't exactly the diet you need right now.

  • This is some Appalacian trash accent!

  • That defendant is hot.

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  • Lol... I tot aussies r backward, goodness americans r worst

  • Could you please.. What part of American accent is that? Is is nice but little

    bit diffrent......

  • @deepmandy008 It's the southeastern part. Although even for southerners, this accent is a bit over the top.

  • @reymatt76 Not true... We all love it!

  • @reymatt76 at least, let us be thankful, neither of them is called Stella. Can you imagine the comments here is they had been? LOL.

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  • @deepmandy008 they say in the video they are from Louisiana. The same state that New Orleans is in.

  • @deepmandy008

    SOME so-called southerners feel uneasy about a thick southern accent. I don't :D

  • What's that I hear??? Ohhh, it's banjos... LOL

  • OMG .... these are the people in America who are allowed too vote.

  • @Trueghostgirl Hey, at least They know how to live without government assistance. Who needs food stamps when you got a deer to last you at least a month? And them antlers can fetch a pretty penny for spending cash. Just because a culture is different doesn't make them stupid. If you kill a deer with your car wouldn't it be stupid not to take it to yourself, or immediately contact the conservation dept. so that it can be donated to the local food drive?

  • @Atriticuss I was being sarcastic b/c of the way they presented the case .... obviously there's nothing wrong with claiming the deer ... people do it all the time.... I never said anything about their culture that was insulting ... don't take a sarcastic comment too seriously on youtube.

  • @Atriticuss If you kill a deer with your car, you're either going to be dead or your car is going to be totalled. That's what people are criticizing. Not necessarily her choice to allegedly take the deer, (which I don't believe), but her priorities in life. If you kill a deer with someone else's car, and you somehow weren't hurt, the last thing you'd be thinking is "oh let me go back and plop it into my trunk for dinner." Your reaction should be "I'm so glad I wasn't killed"

  • @reymatt76 Firstly,the direct act of hitting a deer is not likely to total your car in the drivability sense. and rarely does it kill someone. In this case the damage was pretty minor.But to your point, an accident can really shake someone up. The deer is a priority though. You shouldn't just leave it in the middle of the road for someone else to hit. You or a responder should at least move it out of the way. Is it that impractical to take it a small step further?