Older Hispanic Men Line Up Excitedly For 'Breaking Dawn' Premiere

[DEAN4500]

Wtf is this!?!

[RSguideX]

ME GUSTA

[ScaperSteph]

LOL!

[junoguten]

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[junoguten]

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[Smartbad]

Twilight makes sense to me now.

[wing2912]

LMAO

[DeusMalleus]

Wheres the Spanish Inquisition when you need them?

[ultrapowerpack]

I thought that the joke would be them creepily hitting on teenage girls but you guys suprised me. I give my thumbs up of the week.

[Kagemusha08]

Call them Twibacks.

[laxhijaxdelxalien]

I thought for a momment this was real, LOL

[Costerguy1234556]

@diornotwar123 It's a joke about how crazy teen girls get over this BS.

[Lazlo319]

Bronies in a nutshell

[Kouta13]

@Lazlo319 Woah, don't lump us in the same group as those twilight fans.

We hate Twilight. But we're going to love and tolerate the shit out of the people who like it.

[TheScienceguy77]

@Lazlo319 lil bit harsh for Twilight fans

[AliensHateUs]

@Lazlo319 Fucking Bros.

[AlexAnyways]

ME GUSTA.

[MrSleepylk]

lol my last name is gomez.... we may be related D:

[LinzyBeckham]

indian men also slirgnkjreg

[pmarceau]

I must not get this one, can anyone explain?

but then again i have never seen twilight saga or whatever it is.

[gnomechomskylives]

@pmarceau The Twilight movies are adapted from a series of teen-lit books that are huge among females & women between the ages of 10-40. The movies became popular because of their use of hunky, heartthrob guys as the male leads. This video is funny because the "Middle-Aged Male Hispanic" is probably the last demographic in the world interested in Twilight...so the report is a satirical jab at the fandom surrounding the books/movies.

[MEGABOINK65]

@gnomechomskylives  Exactly!

[Malic2094]

where do they these actorsss

[molossus227]

I can hardly think of a less-targeted demographic

[Overpopulationinfi]

This is comedy Gold

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

ME GUSTA!

[GnosticAtheist]

Hahahahhaah!

[marquezjol]

As a Mexican.... I whole heartedly endorse this!

[cloclo902003]

What is Angelique Clark's real name?

[ytismylife]

hahahahahahahahahaah

[marvesmarves]

Just give it a chance, you will be hooked or my mother is a jew I'm that certain "Al Farooq"

[DoMiNaTeeee]

Team Eduardo v.s. Team Jose

[ChronoTriggerMusic]

@DoMiNaTeeee Not to be a dick or anything but, Jacob in Spanish is Jacobo.

[MakeleleToulalan]

LMAO!!

[zloben9000]

WHAT THE FUUUUU.... ???

[eraserchewer]

HAHAHAHAHA how did they get all these old men to do this???!!!!!

[helix4811]

@eraserchewer

citizenship?

:troll face:

it's probably a large about of money.

[lemans24fan]

@eraserchewer money. lol

[GnosticAtheist]

@eraserchewer Maybe some money, but I would do it in a second for the lolz.

[spinmonkey4401]

Twilight: Breaking Don Juan

[destinyfate1]

If Onion does the same for the Kpop dudes, i will be happy

[minhvuvn]

The guy at 1:16 is a freaking Indian not Hispanic

[destinyfate1]

@minhvuvn dood, he said that indian man also can love twilight....

[komododr]

I'm Hispanic and I think this message is GAAAAAAAY!!!!

There is a greater chance of Juan hooking up with Edward then Bella with either!

[VelaToNorma7]

@komododr Good for you, beaner.

[katix17]

lmfao at the person dressed as edward

[itsmejunky]

Is this cause older hispanic men are always into underage girls. Like when a 12 year old walks down the street and they always honk and whistle at them? i guess it is.

[fdjizm]

@itsmejunky That was just juan time man, don't haunt us for it forever.

[sauronthe6]

Epic!

[Praetor95]

*facepalm*

[Zillionatom]

Ah... The onion, my daily source of lols

[AINGELPROJECT667]

I showed this to my thirteen-year-old cousin who is an annoyingly huge fan of twilight. She cried and ran away. I feel accomplished for some reason.

[SimmanGodz]

@AINGELPROJECT667 #winning

[Holidayruin]

@AINGELPROJECT667 You sick asshole. I'm gonna try that.

[Permacrusher]

Am I the only one who saw this to be more relevant as a satire of bronies? Middle aged men openly obsessing over something generally regarded as "girly"? Sounds like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to me. It's subtle but it's definitely there. And that poster that keeps showing up in the background looks too much like Fluttershy to be a coincidence.

[hawkeye611]

@Permacrusher Except FiM has clearly had a change in target audience towards these people. There's been more references to things that younger audiences wouldn't be able to see, as they came before their time (King Kong for instance), and even have pointed towards the Brony community in commercials like Equestria Girls.

[Permacrusher]

@hawkeye611 While some subtle adaptations have been made to the show to suit the bronies better, it remains a show for little girls... and I believe that a good majority of bronies like the show more for what it originally was rather than the fan-service that ensued after the male viewership spiked. I know that's why I love it, although I don't consider my self a brony; all I do is watch the show and whatever fun stuff the community churns out. Not buying toys over here... /)^3^(\

[hawkeye611]

@Permacrusher Haha. Fair enough.

I wouldn't say this video was secretly about Bronies though. I think that's digging deeper than what's really there.

[trevgoodchild]

Ha huh ahahahahahaha!

[YSKite]

meh, kind of okay... something went wrong with this sketch.

[BrokenPiecesOfHeart]

Almost forgot this was The Onion haha

[ItsMitchellOMG]

"taken off of work" isnt that every day for janitors?...?



[Anfifelo]

i don't want to live in this planet anymore

[RDBeatnik]

Twilight: Breaking Juan

[DAN5675able]

@RDBeatnik whos juan?



[sunset261]

@RDBeatnik Breaking Dawn Part Juan

[TheMuffinMasta]

@RDBeatnik Twilight: Raking Juan

[Bradlyeon]

@RDBeatnik good sir! you won the internet!

[Kouta13]

@RDBeatnik That sounds like the title to a really bad porno.

[TheAzimH]

@RDBeatnik LOL

[ATLine1]

I love one guy that says "this is my Edward pillow doll!! I sleep with it every night!!! I'm going to marry him!!" LOL!

[FearMyBurger]

My experience with Twillight:

Hey there is a new vampire movie out. I gotta watch that. I love vampire movies. Put on the movie...zzzzzz

The day after I am all like... "Hey I fell asleep to that new vampire movie! What is wrong with me I like vampire movies!"

2nd attempt at watching twillight: Zzzzzzzz.....

The day after I am all like... Twillight sucks balls!

[marvesmarves]

Lol, middle age men are the last people that would want to watch this crap

[Ledwix]

@marvesmarves Exactly XDD

[mabelmcm]

latino girl here hates twilight serie... really it sucks!

[bowser5295]

I think Edward should end up with Jacob and the girl can go fuck herself. :P

[enuvune]

brilliant.

[Khyrid]

I don't get the joke.

[zythepsarian]

i havent seen this since apparently youtube still is fucking up my subscriptions

[WatchmenDrManhattan]

OK I don't get it

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

''Not just hispanic men, indian men can also love twilight.''

[hattrickster33]

Spanish version of bronies???

[jimmyport]

LOL...so that's where when....

[Nduengo]

LOL!! He got that tatoo in prison?! gotta love the The Onion

[anotherrandomnobody]

So ashamed that my name is Jacob :(

[CharlieTOleary]

LOL 0:34 "me gusta"

[hihi2442]

because all Hispanic's are perverts

[cromartie800]

I lol'd hard at 0:39

[steelydrwu]

Mucho Gusto !

[dharmaatdawn]

i didnt get that one

[muiebozgorilor]

so I search for the onion... watch a few other chanels i had opened, go take some juice from the fridge, watch some other videos, then i watch this, and i'm like what the fuck ? this can't be real... 40 seconds in the video and i'm still thinking it's true, 50 seconds and i remember... hey wait a minute this is fucking onion man. ;\

[Ibledue]

I see no difference.

[Demonmack0]

i laughed by the title by itself

[tctheunbeliever]

I guess if I knew much about Twilight I'd get the joke. I'm not losing any sleep over it.

[jeanismohamed]

@tctheunbeliever wow...

[RavenSonOfBlacksmith]

@tctheunbeliever you don't need to know anything about twilight to get the joke.

Thankfully.

[tctheunbeliever]

@RavenSonOfBlacksmith Must be a California thing. All the Tex-Mex guys I've talked to agree that it sucks.

[ac3jc]

@ryanboyd72yahoo what about the Hispanic Jews, they r pretty funny too

[zapata51]

I am Hispanic and I approve this message!

[VelaToNorma7]

@zapata51 No one gives a shit what you are. You're probably not even a beaner. Why do people have to say that shit?

[xTehResx]

@VelaToNorma7 u mad or sumthin bro?

[zapata51]

@VelaToNorma7 No one gives a shit? You give enough of a shit to respond to my comment. So I guess someone gives a shit. By the way, have you ever heard about sarcasm or parody? Might what to look up those words in the dictionary. Here is a Mexican joke to prove my beanerness.. Why do Mexicans make tamales during Christmas? So we can have something to unwrap. ¿Por qué los mexicanos hacemos tamales durante la Navidad? Para que tengamos algo que desenvolver.

[SanEmeryFedo]

I'm Hispanic I think Jews are funny to

[Ngunjiri1]

What about Al-Qaeda, I thought those guys love twilight.

[rania3830]

I LOVE THE ONION! Better than any new network out there.

[ThatGuyFromAustria]

I can vividly imagine it: Onion, by chance asking a Hispanic on the street: "Sir, we would like to make fun out of girls like your teenage daughter, would you mind participate in..." "Great idea! Actually, it's hysteric, wait, I go call friends and friends of friends who also have teenage daughters!", eventually the Onion ended up with a few dozen older Hispanics making fun out of their adolescent girls with a vengeance.

[OfficiallyaBasedGod]

Twilight watching East L.A. Hispanic men, represent!

[Ayanami555]

Am I right in surmising that they're taking the piss out of the really silly female twilight fans by illustrating how their behavior would look if done by older latino guys?

[jetmetfan710]

I just noticed yesterday that they filmed a shot right near my house

[ryanboyd72yahoo]

im jewish, and i think hispanics are hilarious

[XPrettyXSceneXGirl]

LOLLLL. They were fighting over who she should be with. Funny cause some idiots actually do that,hahah.

[FuckingStanz]

@XPrettyXSceneXGirl You mean girls?

[XPrettyXSceneXGirl]

@FuckingStanz No,I mean exactly what I said. :)

[FuckingStanz]

@XPrettyXSceneXGirl Regardless, only dumb females watch Twilight :D

[XPrettyXSceneXGirl]

@FuckingStanz Actually both sexes do. Bye now.

[FuckingStanz]

@XPrettyXSceneXGirl No, at least 95% of Twilights fan base are teenage girls.

Youtube has statistics. Go find a twilight video that shows men watching that garbage.

[XPrettyXSceneXGirl]

@FuckingStanz I don't need statistics. I know enough guys who went and saw twilight. I have enough customers that came into my work and said they couldn't wait to see it on opening night whether it be a 30 year old girl,a 40 year old mother,teenagers,a 20 year old guy...saw them all. So,as I said before,no,not only girls watch it. This is honestly pointless to talk about though,time to move on now. :) BYE.

[FuckingStanz]

@XPrettyXSceneXGirl It's dumb to think minimal personal anecdotal evidence overrides worldwide statistics.

You're a girl though, so I'll let it slide. I've seen Twilight because a girl I was with wanted to, lmao. No self respecting guy would watch it on his own will. The purpose of this video was to mock how homogenized the fan base (little girls) of this disposable garbage is. Tough concept, I guess.

[XPrettyXSceneXGirl]

@FuckingStanz Not even gonna read all that,as I said before. Goodbye.

[zerox505]

@XPrettyXSceneXGirl like u right?

[XPrettyXSceneXGirl]

@zerox505 Nope. Didn't even see the movie.

[zerox505]

@XPrettyXSceneXGirl omg i love u <3

[GotAProblemWithThat]

I'm hispanic and I think this is hilarious xDDDD

[squarebob243]

OMG LOL!!! Best Onion news story yet!!!

[youresoscene]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Swampnutz10303]

F'ing classic right there. I don't know how they do it but the Onion has some convincing actors. Most of thier news casts could pass for the real deal if the topics weren't so absurd.

[thegreatCOOPS]

@Swampnutz10303 agreed. especially the news segments, they are so wonderfully serious about what they are saying

[FoxNewzLies]

 I love how they got these Hispanic men to play along!! I will favorite this one. Funny as all hell!!!

[greattoseerobinscore]

Just imagining how they shot this makes me chuckle. The older Hispanic men did well.

[kyebean]

dat bitch bella gave up that poonani homes, now she got little baby burrito inside her mane

[ryukXsayu27]

@kyebean Punani is Jamaican, tonto

[kyebean]

@ryukXsayu27 fuck u gringo tar baby uncle tom cracka. Is this really the venue for cultural awareness training? ;)

[ryukXsayu27]

@kyebean Mexicans sayng Punani aint even a stereotype. Whyd you even want say that?

[gredangeo]

I notice something. looking at this group of guys, this is what actual Twilight fans appear to be. Just as weird.

[ethansmall01]

I fuckin love the Onion.

[ezmereldagreen]

its really good but not as good as the al quaeda one

[iamcoolstephen1234]

Angelique is really hot. :3

[Erilis666]

Well HELLO miss Angelique Clark. @_@

[M3di3v4L]

Is it just me or is an Indian accent just the funniest shit out there lol

[gredangeo]

@M3di3v4L not funny when it's from a telemarketer. Goddamn annoying as hell.

[jetmetfan710]

Its lafayette theater in suffern ny

[jetmetfan710]

Thats my movie theater holy shit thats cool.. it was also in a megan fox movie

[jetmetfan710]

That is my movie teater

[suicideposter]

The guy with the pillow should do stand-up.

[EstanBulLoFre]

Yo soy un Twihard.

[VinnyMcFly]

Thumbs up if they should legalize DMT

[wge621]

I don't get it... how does the onion get so many good actors and so few subscribers

[jamesarongray]

i'm glad this is the first and last time i will ever hear the mention of what ever this movie is suppose to be... ah it's good not to be plugged into the matrix.

[StoneTemp1Pilot]

... Uh, I, I don't get it.

[meg5493]

@StoneTemp1Pilot its showing how most girls who are twilight fans react to breaking dawn but instead of young white girls they got older hispanic men as obsessed fans

[GigawingsVideo]

This is GOLDEN!

[alwaystheirtocomment]

Lolz

[1TheLoneWolf1]

lol

[madmiguelh2o]

isn't that correspondent the chick from that annoying chase commercial with the triplets and the guy passing out?

[madmiguelh2o]

wasn't that correspondent the chick from that annoying e commercial with the triplets?

[i4zetec]

So that's why my lawn didn't get cut last week!....

[atombomber25]

@i4zetec cut your own fucking lawn then fat ass

[boss1001]

Now that is funny.

[silver117atg]

lmao this looks so offensive

[bookcreator]

LOL. I'm cracking up.

[snewso]

i disliked, i won't even acknowledge the existence of the tripe known as twilight.

[black0193]

I'm Hispanic, and apparently my father is a fan of Twilight ._.

[amirul264]

@black0193 he have the tattoo?

[cmau14]

@black0193 I'm Indian and my dad likes Twilight

[Iffy350]

And the Emmy for best use of day laborers goes to...

[davethehostage]

@Iffy350 Oooooh that was risque.

[Redlocokixx]

no one here go the Message of this vide, Wake from the Twilight Zone people.

[andyandymax]

Age 49 is "older" ???

[BlueSabb]

@andyandymax Yes. Yes it is.