htere was an old who lived on a rock he sat in the middle just shaking his at some boys who were down by the prick thier feet in the water thier hands on thier dicks and at half pst 4 there came a youg lady she looked like a whore then she sat on the grass she lift up her skirt and she showed them her ass she said she was learning a new way to fuck
there was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the meadow just shaking his cock at some boys who were down by the crick, their feet n the water their hands on there dick and play things and had half past 4, there came a young lady she looked like a pretty young whore, she sat on the grass she pulled up her dress and she showed them her ass, she said she was learning a new way to fuck . while the boys in the meadow were shoveling shit from yesterdays hunt , while the girl in the meadow
@iSquirtle64 was rubbing her count at the fellow down by the dock he looked like a man with a sizeable cock, if he asked her politely she'd show him her cunt who was subject to fits, then maybe she'd let him grab hold of her small tender tits with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his dick so tasty just like butterscotch, and then he'd spread whip cream all over her crotch, if you think this isn't dirty you can go fuck yourself......... comment from a 11 yr old
I thought: 1. cock. Really: fist 2. dick. Really: Marbles 3. whore. Really: pretty young lady. 4. ass. Really: ruffles 5. fuck,. Really: bring up her children 6. Shit. Really: litter 7. cunt. Really: eyes 8. cock. Really: home in the country 9. cunt. Really: little pet dog. 10. dick. Really: small tender hand 11. dick. Really: candy 12. crotch. Really: cookies. hahaha. Dirt minded my grass
there was an old farmer who lived on a rock he sat in the meadow just shaking his cock at some boys who were down at the prick there feet in the water and their hands on their dick* and playthings and hand half past four there came a young lady who looked like a whore whe sat on the grass she pulled up her dress and showed them her ass and laces and white fluffy duck she said she was learning a new way to fuck
Change of nobilvolpe Comment, Dick instead of Cock, it rhymes XD
there was an old farmer who lived on a rock he sat in the meadow just shaking his cock at some boys who were down at the prick there feet in the water and their hands on their cock and playthings and hand half past four there came a young lady who looked like a whore she sat on the grass she pulled up her dress and showed them her ass and laces and white fluffy duck she said she was learning a new way to fuck o_O Lmao
Pahahah:LI have an incredibly dirty mind:LI knew exactly what the song was 'meant' to say hahahahah:L
iSabrina14 3 days ago
Cool
iphoney4s 4 days ago
Loved this
kaimskidmore 4 days ago
i know this song by heart and plan on doing this at my schools talent show.
snookiliciousable 5 days ago
mixedguycody 6 days ago
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im thinking the song is faster then the pictures xDDDD watch the video and you'll get what i mean
AnimeMasterUPLOADER 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
i herd this on the radio
lordnelsonthebest 2 weeks ago
Lol
kingteig 2 weeks ago
htere was an old who lived on a rock he sat in the middle just shaking his at some boys who were down by the prick thier feet in the water thier hands on thier dicks and at half pst 4 there came a youg lady she looked like a whore then she sat on the grass she lift up her skirt and she showed them her ass she said she was learning a new way to fuck
Robothamstermuffin 2 weeks ago
I was (bring up the children) laughing my ass off!
MADDOG6400 3 weeks ago
Hahahahaha
gyalis 3 weeks ago
i have no idea how to fuck myself
emosskank2 3 weeks ago
Welp time to go fuck myself who wants to help ??
giajacks 3 weeks ago
I guess ill go fuck myself
sanitaclarke 3 weeks ago
this was poorly put together. this person needs to learn how to rhyme better.
beckababyboo 4 weeks ago
"Ass"umption :D
Hatoffspamz 1 month ago
God I can feel my heart beat in my pussy. But ive seen worse and better than this and it's never happened before... Hrm
ret6840 1 month ago
ill go fuck myself yay me :)
dolphinloverxD21 1 month ago
omg ! i was getting angry because i wanted it too rhyme soo bad !
TheDangerroussMilf 1 month ago
if you think this is diry you can go fuck yourself! XD
dynimite3 1 month ago
no i will NOT!
Cocoalovers1211 1 month ago
THE SONG IS OFF TRACK
mibevan 1 month ago
would be funnier if there actually was dirty words xD
zomgdrhax 1 month ago
ok. that was fucking awesome
ok
ZeqahxP 1 month ago
YES.
krazie4mc 1 month ago
Weak
916elgaucho 1 month ago
Back to the shower i go >.>
pk3rpk3dyou 1 month ago
I'll be fucking myself I guess...
LelaIsEpic 1 month ago
woww . school brought me here, thanks school (: funnny
cowsareamazing100 1 month ago
omg i have a erverted mind but all the things i thought they were gonna say rhymed with it so i thought it was okay , rihgt?
arrows211 1 month ago
Awwww I don't wanna fuck myself
Mrtrollzar1 1 month ago
The maker of this is oneyNG. U didn't say any thing about him
ShadowHunter365 1 month ago
@MarkCindi1 Yourfavorite martian fan, eh?
TailsDoll420 1 month ago
Dumb, it makes a shit load more sense the dirty way
EXPLOSIVEXPLOSION 1 month ago
I don't have a dirty mind, but I understood the song just fine.
TheReaverOfDarkness 1 month ago
°.°
Littleant447 1 month ago
Interesting looking eyes :P
lolliiezmewzz 2 months ago
I've got an ass so tan it made a catholic preacher say god DAMN
MarkCindi1 2 months ago
haha i got a dirty mind XDD
Kaththie 2 months ago
I don't have a dirty mind lol.
vizo2000 2 months ago
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TheAwesomeDYLAN 2 months ago
dude ofc we all have dirty minds -.-
besoten 2 months ago
the boys in the barn yard were shoveling shi- wait, what?
jbHATER4561 2 months ago
"and bend over and suck on his candy" LUL WTF I WAS THINKUNG SOMETHING ELCE
everyonesepic 2 months ago
i think i have a dirty mind
angelsweetmusic3631 2 months ago
dirty basterd
MyChannel20111 2 months ago
best song ever
jbHATER4561 2 months ago
I have a dirty mind
bblizznizzle 2 months ago
Well, I guess we ALL have dirty mind ^^
StiStiRockz 2 months ago
lol go to 0:38 kid spits and woman slaps the s*** out of him and womans all like " F****** BOY!"
kasanetetoyea 2 months ago
I failed...
Davidportilloprometh 2 months ago
Am I seriously gonna have to fuck myself?
JessKowski 2 months ago
You can go f**k yourself!
MonnieSucksAtHalo 2 months ago
there was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the meadow just shaking his cock at some boys who were down by the crick, their feet n the water their hands on there dick and play things and had half past 4, there came a young lady she looked like a pretty young whore, she sat on the grass she pulled up her dress and she showed them her ass, she said she was learning a new way to fuck . while the boys in the meadow were shoveling shit from yesterdays hunt , while the girl in the meadow
iSquirtle64 2 months ago 2
@iSquirtle64 was rubbing her count at the fellow down by the dock he looked like a man with a sizeable cock, if he asked her politely she'd show him her cunt who was subject to fits, then maybe she'd let him grab hold of her small tender tits with a movement so quick, and then she'd bend over and suck on his dick so tasty just like butterscotch, and then he'd spread whip cream all over her crotch, if you think this isn't dirty you can go fuck yourself......... comment from a 11 yr old
iSquirtle64 2 months ago 2
wow I sang all the lyrics correctly it is amazing
zacattak143 2 months ago
ewwie
moomyandme 2 months ago
HAHA !
MsHunter98 2 months ago
meh... i didnt think it was dirty
but ill fuck myself anyways
iflifegivesyoumelon1 2 months ago
fuck
uh.. i mean
*clears thoat*
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Thechuggaablade 2 months ago
WELL I'LL BE F**KING MYSELF NOW
dest0055 3 months ago
this guy stole the real video....
what a douche.
cooljosiah11 3 months ago
Hahahahahhahahahahaha I hope it's on iTunes
whodamanofcodwaw 3 months ago
that's disgusting!
whipped cream on cookies
TonyCakaScarface 3 months ago
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that wasn't what i expected lmao
basketball30ism 4 months ago
Im sorry , but what I expect to hear next is something that actually rhymes!
funfungirlSavvy 4 months ago 55
@funfungirlSavvy thats the fucking point
y10christiem 1 month ago
THIS IS EPIC!!!
elenaki9zou 4 months ago
MissTraceyBarton 4 months ago 2
@MissTraceyBarton 10 is supposed to be tits.
ColePickmupTruck 4 months ago
@MissTraceyBarton ACTUALLY I thought 10 was tits not dick... Either way still dirty ;)
1999maddy 3 months ago
whore
flamingacdc1 5 months ago
If u think this is dirty then go f*ck urself is right. its not dirty, u are for thinking it
BlaynesStuff 5 months ago
dirty!!
Chess0777 5 months ago
looooool i laughed my cookies off
drutrunks 5 months ago 28
the cuts happen before the joke is said, therefore kinda ruining it.... well, thats my opinion at least
sergeze246 6 months ago
her eyes? Really
SarcasticBastard666 6 months ago
i have a half dirty mind :D
qriousstar 7 months ago
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kissing test
1.hold your breathe
2. go to another vid
3.add this comment
did you make it? if you did u r a awesome kisser
ClanUmad 7 months ago
Dammit u gave me a dirty mind
pop499 7 months ago
I have a dirty mind now...
BuBBleGe0 7 months ago
how the hell did i end up here....5 mins ago i was checking out banksy.........WTF
muzzdabaker 7 months ago
i dont think its the images that are really dirty.. its the song.. think of what they are about to say.. instead of saying
DevilsBestHelper 7 months ago
@DevilsBestHelper NO shit!!
TkMToM1993 6 months ago
dude you stole this
skeldode 7 months ago
ctfuu that was too funny
funnygirl31100 7 months ago
XD I watched it the first time nothing, then i tried thinking dirty and saw the dirty part
Rawr17000 7 months ago
Did anybody NOT think of the dirt stuff?
Deathbycummins 7 months ago
LMFAO
IndyOnSD 7 months ago
Phahahahhaha
itzDan97 7 months ago
at 0:22 i thought they were going to sing "... a pretty young whore" :P
qriousstar 7 months ago
ORIGINAL BY OneyNG
Better quality and song is ACTUALLY IN SYNC
mohawkscx10 7 months ago
Well I failed
PrincessawesomeofKaW 7 months ago
how was that a freaking eye? and why am i here
overide97 7 months ago
I have this video tabbed: "YouTube-Do you have a dirty mind? Ass..."
KittyzKatterz 7 months ago
you can not have the song off time of the video.
paddonc 8 months ago
Some of those are just obviously dirty
DUMBLOX 8 months ago
oh, wow, yyeah, that got me
dommerzify 8 months ago
dirty.....me?
TheGoldenbull3t 8 months ago
Damn..... Hahaha Yup... Typical mind of a teenager
sasunaruhina1292 8 months ago
im a dirty gurl ;P :]
RaynaJay97xx 8 months ago
Not for the clean or weak-minded! LAMO!!
jrock5250 8 months ago
@10010531 This is a repost from Newgrounds, nothing original, and the creator is certainly not 13.
HandfullOfWoop 8 months ago
im a girl and i get these wow im soooo dirty minded 0_o
chucknorriseatspie 8 months ago
brb gotta go suck myself
feenyjai53 8 months ago
I gotta go fuck myself :D
hybrid1221 8 months ago
@hybrid1221 nasty prick
countpoopable 8 months ago
Lmao okaiee iknews all the dirtie rhymes but iknew they werent qoin to use them
fishershae 9 months ago
Give credit to Oneyg who made the Video!
toastersstoast 9 months ago
i am nasty i am ten and got all that
tgiles27 9 months ago
when it rhymes with something nasty thats not it:(
RaikouRicky 9 months ago
I failed I knew everyone of the dirty ones and I'm only 13
orangefreakinyoshi 9 months ago
@10010531 nerding it up for us :D
Cheeky224Monkey 9 months ago
well i'll brb..i gotta go f**k myself
TwilightNightmares13 9 months ago 54
@TwilightNightmares13 ikr!
magnusbanelover101 3 months ago
lmao i totally failed this LOL
Darkoverlord101 9 months ago
Lolol
carollovesjb099 9 months ago
7 people think its dirty and """"' themsleve
screencheater16 9 months ago
Of course I do...
Ape65 9 months ago
im a sick kid :O lol this is funny stuff
jettroxursox97 9 months ago
Only on four of those did I realize that yes, I did spend too much time in public High School.
WorldWalker128 9 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
vampirepandaX3 9 months ago
loooooooool
ZwinkyGirl0 9 months ago
I'm a fucking pervert. Any other perverts wanna have sexy time with me? HAHAHAH!
baahhhFATALITY11 10 months ago
i think this is cool masturbation material....
MegaCrispyChicken 10 months ago
rofl cool
XSolarPieX 10 months ago
wtf?
937621ify 10 months ago
I love the part where she smacks the boy who spits bahahaah
TheTonyTigar 10 months ago
hehehe white fluffy duck XD
TheTonyTigar 10 months ago
omg i am perverted as hell!
Saintscheerleder038 10 months ago
Okay, i felt preverted cause they said nuthin bad but i thought they were going to..... >.<
XkandyxXx 10 months ago
that is dirty..in sooo many ways! but it isnt at the same time. ahah youre my hero ;)
Tiffacheez 10 months ago
Thats a pretty weird place to put your marbles
Sculpeyclay1 10 months ago
Dude, that's dirty as hell :)
Inexistz 10 months ago
i lost lmfao soo funny
BrittanysRandomLife 10 months ago
i lost
beast123113 10 months ago
yeah i am lol
RANDOMOrangepelt 10 months ago
Lol now! Thats funny lol
CodyJamesHiggs 10 months ago
Hahaha LOL man th is was hilarious
Bilal77c 10 months ago
how was that an eye?
kayliean 10 months ago 40
damnit
kedoro9 11 months ago
awwww dam
xrzr13 11 months ago
haha lolz
rock127388 11 months ago
LYRICS!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!! >:(
MissMissy1997 11 months ago
hahaha and suck on his candy i thought it was dirty at first but then it was hilarious
wallesshelby 11 months ago
me and my cousins rewrote this song when we thought it was gonna say something dirty
filipinopridex44 11 months ago
IM pretty sure OneyG didnt give you permission to practise your piracy
goblex2 11 months ago
Cock,Dick,Whore,Ass,Fuck,Shit,?,?,?,Dick,Dick,Cock. Lol
TheCharlieBennett 11 months ago
the girl in the meadow rubbing her.. eyes lmafo
MsHotdog9 11 months ago
i want the lyrics to this!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
XxXxShAdOwS90xXxX 11 months ago
Thumbs up if u thought he was going to grab her you know what at 1:07 - 1:11
network227 11 months ago
i failed this............big time
annadrop11 1 year ago
Im confused O.o
severefear 1 year ago
Sucked on his butterscotch oh so yummy and tasty ewww lol
rayandraven12 1 year ago
i feel like a pervert..... IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF!! MY NEW FAVE SONG EVAA!!!!! :D
MustSeeShaneDawson 1 year ago
yuiop totally fail....... i got a dirty mind
TEEHEE
casshorse11 1 year ago
This is E P I C
Gusious7 1 year ago
not ur video , its from OneyNG you steeling peace of person ^^
Stefantjj911 1 year ago
im a bad boy lol
spikeib2gs 1 year ago
LOOOOooooooOOOL was my general reaction
caspian1993 1 year ago
lol this song is sssssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooo funny
SydneySays3 1 year ago
omg i feel so perverted yack i am so ashamed ahhhh
crystalmariedorkiss 1 year ago
I freaking love this video/song!!! It, is, EPIC!!! :D
MJJsthebest 1 year ago 12
Stolen from Oney NG
DRZOID5 1 year ago
OMG i was laughing too fkn hard everytime they were going to say something dirty.
XDGCDX 1 year ago 3
lmao dis shizz is funi hehehe!!!! thumbs up if ur dirty minded and proud XD!!!!
lolagagmonster 1 year ago
i love this xD im dirty mided though...oh well xD.
peacerocks4ever101 1 year ago
A.this is a song not a test B.u stole this from egoraptor
goedertlord234 1 year ago
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there was an old farmer who lived on a rock he sat in the meadow just shaking his cock at some boys who were down at the prick there feet in the water and their hands on their dick* and playthings and hand half past four there came a young lady who looked like a whore whe sat on the grass she pulled up her dress and showed them her ass and laces and white fluffy duck she said she was learning a new way to fuck
Change of nobilvolpe Comment, Dick instead of Cock, it rhymes XD
some1else0 1 year ago
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there was an old farmer who lived on a rock he sat in the meadow just shaking his cock at some boys who were down at the prick there feet in the water and their hands on their cock and playthings and hand half past four there came a young lady who looked like a whore she sat on the grass she pulled up her dress and showed them her ass and laces and white fluffy duck she said she was learning a new way to fuck o_O Lmao
DitzyMonster 1 year ago
lol
cavanagh604 1 year ago
haha cute song with a dirty meaning =))
SoupAndSunday 1 year ago
Is it me or does that dude look like pedophile?
benjf99 1 year ago
adding whip cream to cookies is still dirty
ZziAPACHEizZ 1 year ago 2
i understodd EVERYTHING the person was about to say, but they didn't, and im not even old enough to be on youtube.
awesomesauce22223 1 year ago
This is a Riot! Lol
shyjayb 1 year ago
:[ im a dirty girl D:
its1meh1xD 1 year ago 132