Re: Linda Holmes | Old Spice

[664566565]

I wonder if they make chicken milk.

[IHaveNoVideos100]

Lawl for a second i was really angry at the title because my Grandmother's name is Linda Holmes...lol (I was angry because my grandmother is a horrible evil person)

[meckermann123]

My mother makes the best keylime pie... so, Old Spice Guy, I invite you to share a delicious keylime pie under the displays of magical fireworks, and after that we can ride our unicorns to the moon in celebration.

[MikolaChic]

Dear Mister Old Spice Man, I, the person typing on the unknown Computer label, Would like to nominate you Super Extraordinary Emperor of the Entire Galaxy. I'm only 11 so I will change my Identity to be old enough to vote you Super Extraordinary Emperor of the Entire Galaxy. Your Welcome. Best of Wishes, MikolaChic. But you can call me Future Mrs. Spice. Good bye and Great Love.

[Deadmeanmeat]

I HAD THAT FOR DESERT LAST NIGHT!!! OMFG!!!!! just it wasn't eagle milk....

[Theriot6592]

I didn't know birds produced milk....

[FTODinc]

Homoginized bald eagle?!? What is that? How does this guy think of this stuff! Its so awesome

[SlickPopz]

whatever he just said soundsed so good lol

[lmb030]

Waaaaaaait did the Old Spice guy really give Lind Holmes a shout out?

Confirmed, Linda = my idol.

[fanges147]

Good lord, he just gave the recipe to become immortal gods. Anyone know where I can get bald eagle milk?

[zac1356]

4 people acidently slipped and hit the dislike button.

[exibitions]

It is this mans very existence that has acted to ward off the zombie ninja pirate apocolypse, congragulations to you sir, and thank you.

[didorins]

Anyone else thought her name was Linda Homeless the first time you saw it ?

[MagnificentMinnow]

Hey Linda, I realize I'm a little (lot) late on this comment, but I heard you and the Pop Culture Happy Hour gang (did I mention you all make my world a little more hilarious?) discussing this and um, you were right, he really is marvelous and I almost wish I had a Twitter account.....

[DOJOKA50]

The eagles would gladly give their milk to you because they think you to be awesome, not unlike all humans, dogs, and hamsters.

[st3roidz1]

are you drunk

[15Larsy]

Osh

[zabuzafan101]

Thats right kids, eat your veggies, and all of the above

[OcirusWolf]

i would like that key lime pie with the sensably sized scoop of vanilla bean icecream served on your warm abs Perdy Pleaaaaassseee :3

[xceis]

lmfao bald eagle milk? Is that even possible?

[chaincase]

@xceis No. Until Old Spice Guy orders a glass, then all Bald Eagles compete to see which two are most magnificent and then they mate. After 15 generations the greatly evolved offspring of the first two most awesome eagles fight to the death in a 15,000 foot plunge of doom. The lone survivor Eagle having bested his lesser bretheren shrieks a cry of victory and is crowned king of eagles and the tears of joy shed by all the lady eagles with thier lovely lady eagle parts are captured homogenized.

[akarocket]

@chaincase we need this made into a movie!

[chocalateschnitzel]

you know what, i think you are something... and this particular something is fantastic / spectacular / utterly cool. have you guessed what this something is yet?

it awesome ( big smiley face XD ) please respond i love you.

[cheyguy18]

bald eagle milk wtf! hahahaha

[WhoLetTheGuyOut]

YOUR ATTITUDE IS NOW DIAMONDS

[HQFOX2]

I FINNALY REALIZED WHY THESE VIDEOS NEVER SHOW HIS LEGS!

its because its full of women grabbing them!

[RoflManJar]

when is your birthday?

[SSJkiller]

I drink a tall glass of homogenized bald eagle milk before each one of my backwards horse-riding sessions. The horses turn into diamonds if I drink too much, though =/

[MeoMiyo]

Oh my god, Eagle milk is so delicious. It's much better then a Cows milk. You can get a permit at your local game and fish dept.

[creaturebotman]

I am

FANTASTIC!

[The2DUDESsweet]

Your sexy man hell I'm sexy aren't we all SEXY!

[IFishyI]

Your my hero O;

[BeanKitteh]

NPR FTW!

[BeanKitteh]

Yeah for props to NPR!

[gamesyousef]

i want his bathroom !

[fanyuna]

@gamesyousef

but I want him 555, what's a sexy man!

[xBreezyfbabyx]

is it me or does homogenized sound gay?

[neilypatel]

@xBreezyfbabyx Because of the 'homo' part?

[DrexelDragonO91]

@neilypatel "Homo" just means same when used as a prefix. For example, homosexual means same-sex. i.e. gay.

Homogenized refers to a homogeneous mizture which from what I remember in Chemistry means that the chemicals are uniform in composition. The chemicals all share one composition.

[gogreen741]

You say warm plate funny.

[scorne414]

I wonder how Bald eagle milk tastes

[0607KRYSTAL]

what the hell!

[CJBnow]

Collard people are funny. lol

[GuitarHeroTester]

dude....would you be my father???

[3KS26]

I wana hang out with this guy

[killerzofnight]

No kotaku shout out? Mann

[foxstriker10]

Who ever thought of this commercial is a genius.

[LoPerHe]

'National Public Radio' O_o

[eaglesrockbooya]

@LoPerHe NPR, my mom listens to it

[chillimonster3]

bald eagle milk?!?!?? ajjaahaha

[DefenseMan02]

hope peta doesnt come after you for the homoginized bald eagle milk

[chipsamy]

this guy is invading my white youtube!!

[woodyfly]

I wana get fucked by this old spice man

[cockyXconceited]

@woodyfly he has a big dick

[aliG313]

@woodyfly oohh don't we all.. he's turning the female population crazy and male population gay. single handedly. while on a horse. backwards.

[kimchinater]

this guy doesnt blink!

[brotherscro]

@kimchinater hes a robot

[TheMaskShow25]

Check my yooutube channel for awesome videos feat Ray william johnson subscribe and comment thanks ! :D

[ryukster]

s casdvcdanscndsa

[churroke]

can anyone tell me why are these commercials so popular???

[eaglesrockbooya]

@churroke because HES FUCKING AWESOME

[jinclcl]

@churroke Because women love chocolate :)

[kkTuber12]

hahaha watch?v=yFu-UjOBXjc&feature=su­b

[cobrabag]

what is your name. or is it un sepakable

[Hadra568]

@cobrabag

Isaiah Mustafa

[nicolamanamana]

Amazing and amazing to watch in slow-mo, if that was poss on youtube. can we get this guy slow-mo-itized pls?

[rolfcopterroflmao]

bald eagles have milk?

[jomadasilva]

@rolfcopterroflmao for Old Spice, they do!

[XxplosiveD]

Homogenized bald eagle milk FTW!!!

[applepi192]

old spice guy, is it odd that i just want to rum your abs?

[Mortalvis]

must....turn....of...computer to go to work.... can't... must keep watching@!!!

[TheScreamapiller]

this is so many kinds of awesome, I don't even know where to start.

(Linda, who wrote the article linked above, is ALSO many kinds of awesome.)

[animefreakculicious2]

Yummy!!

[Archer5219]

I love this guy.

[laerwen]

Bald... eagle milk...? I hate to break it to you, awesome dude, but... that's noooot milk. D:

[rickypro01]

@laerwen That's because the bald eagle he is referring too a is a very special type of bald eagle. So special there was only ever one of them. So special it's been immortalized on the seal of the USA. So special it produced very limited amounts of homogenized milk that was stritcly cryopreserved in a milk bank in an pacific underwater containment factory next door to Old Spice Guys home.

[DieEmoSpaceDie]

I would love to know where to acquire some of this homogenized bald eagle milk. Does it require special permits, or just a certain level of awesome?

[topperpride]

@DieEmoSpaceDie

In fact it does require a permit and a certain level of awesome. Unfortunately meer mortals such as you and I can not reach such levels without the endorsement of Isaiah Mustafa, the United Nations, and the governing body of the universe. However, I do think that Isaiah is opening a shop on Mars so we can only hope to acquire the space technology to reach it before the shelf life of 30 years runs out.

Yours truly,

topperpride.

[MrWilliamSandoval]

@DieEmoSpaceDie

eagles don't produce milk. they are avian, not mammals.

[rednight0985]

@MrWilliamSandoval no kidding

[sahmlockhart]

@DieEmoSpaceDie eagles dont have milk

[jesusvsmoses]

@DieEmoSpaceDie you have to milk it yourself

[cloudrebelio]

@DieEmoSpaceDie you cant, beacause the only way to have a bald eagle milk is to be awesome as him and that's impossible, no one is awesome as he is

[chuymmatt]

@cloudrebelio Well, you know how they make soy milk? Yah, same thing with bald eagle milk... Sad, really.

[paramore534]

and occaisionally a slice of key lime pie xD hilarious

[GROOVER2006]

I ASPIRE TO BE JUST LIKE YOU IS THAT WRONG???? ^_^

[sethro1234]

i just used Showtime bodywash and despite shaving my back and chest hair yesterday I know look like Chewbacca and smell like Tie fighters and The Force. Thank you Old Spice!!!