BIG NEWS

[slylink690]

Dang John you know how to sell a product! XD

Sadly the shirts no longer exists :(

[wooodstockDK]

you should make t-shirts with your appleman on them, I LOVE apples!

[THENAKEDSHADOW]

thanks. i was looking at your art, cool stuff

[xsarahgallagherx]

haha i love the way you say your username xD

[EmmaLouiseeBabez]

HAHA, Well Funny (Y) ,, I Want One :P

[dutchgirl96]

I WANT SELF WORTH!

Lol i love you john!

[TF2Fan101]

Dude, this is freaking hilarious!! I especially like the Symptoms may include part.

[TheBoyHero13]

Ima cow u problly wont have my size

[jessedyck1]

you just got pregnent?

[whiteboyslut17]

OMG!

Thats so ummm XD

:)

[plasticwaterbottle08]

ahahahahaha!!!

'be the hippest cat in ur school w/ one of the these elegant designs'

*meow*

[MyEffinRomanceNr1]

'(how scene is this font)' hilarious! XD

[KBT77]

"DEATH"

"your after life depends on it"

haha my goodness. love the video:)

[roxygirlie481]

they're pretty!

[MarcosFagHag]

Haha, this is so funny, I love it. You should be in marketing.

[FloorBuddys]

D: ive been waitng for the shirts for like eber and its still on pre sale D: i want the shirt already

[mnmkidd]

Well done, you can replace Billy Mays.

[reynaldoyoscar]

darn,,,,

i can't watch this video

[XmrsXrossX]

lmfao XD

idky but i found this hilarious.

nerdo. XD

i love the designs tho

Hi, im a pink monster

Hi, im an octopus

XP symptoms of not owning t-shirt include 'not owning a freakin shirt'

[fueledbyelisabeth]

is your username from pump it by the black eyed peas? im listening to it right now and they were like "dudeneedaeaseonup" and i was like :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO

[MyEffinRomanceNr1]

yes, that's where he got it from

[mosthatedchica]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like that you have bigger sizes than just XS-XL. you are awesome! =] nobody else sells their shirts bigger than XL.

[vanessaVOLUME]

I waaaaaant one D:

[GCgirl721]

bahaha.

too bad I'm broke xD

[asphyxiatealice]

darn!

i wish i had credit card! D:

[SteviexOctopus]

Oooo... if I have money left over from buying my iPod and Cadegoestocollege's t-shirt, I'm SOOOO buying these. Both, because I like the pink monster and I think the other reason should be quiet obvious. =] Anyways DFTBA!

[clintcatalyst]

Fkn' witty as Sweet F.A., which comes as no surprise...

The octopus design = fully "FTW," maing!

Congrats on your new business venture, and don't forget to add the "districtlines" URL to the linkature listed within your 'Items of Interest' box!

Gotta make that cheddah...don't you miss a chance to let the milk curdle, maing! (Umm, eww... on second thought? Strike through that verbage and uh, YEAH. You know what I'm sayin'...)

[itslikeSara]

you uploaded this on my birthday(:

[ThenJen]

reallly cute shirts!!!!! :D and nice new hair too

[Ash9214]

These shirts.

I want one.

I must expierence it's goodness.

[carlaghness]

hahaha class!!

[GuitariLoveu]

"Remember, you may die at any moment!"

LMAO

[keithzworld]

hehe lol thats awesome John!

[rockonmcr95]

what the hell have you done ?!

your hair was fuckin gorgeous !?!!

[imuhstarr]

hahahah those shirts are pretty sick, but this video so hilarious

hi, I'm an octupus!

[Mrazda77]

John, you crack me up. :)

[crazy07gamer]

hmm i think i just saw the reaper.

great vid, made me laugh :D

[lildreamz]

i luv those shirttss (:

but i dont think my mah will buy me one :'(

[inxsroxsmysoxs8892]

i want a shirt!! =D

[DaangMel]

DEEENNNGG

Once I get some mulah, I will sure buy one, John(:

[FloorBuddys]

imma buy one WOOO

[EMMASAURx]

What font is the Scene one? Could somebody please tell me?

[endematic]

ghastly panic

[AdnarimLove]

hha ilove the tv show theme thingy ya know!? :) cool vid

[yofomojojo]

You really drilled that death thing.

[euphorial]

zOMG! I TOOOTALLY HAVE TO HAVE ONE!

[iluvpickels23]

i guess im gonna die =(

[fruitsbasket38]

i want the octopus one :]]

[selmanella]

he kinda looks like brendon urie without his hair? .__. hahaha.

that's probably just me thinking that, though.

[gabbyisraddddd]

Oh no! I enjoy living!

*goes to website*

[JustKillingTimeDear]

erm..whoa! if i knew all it took was your shirt to be the coolest kid in school i would have bought one already!

lol nope but i probly will buy one

[hearTHElaughter]

0:17

meow.

love it.

:)

[JoanLPS2]

How? God.

[moica34]

I WANT A FREAKIN OCTOPUS SHIRT D:

[CoolJohnDog]

aaahahahahahahhahahahahha

[SpasticFlailure]

OH SHIT!

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

-must go buy-

[freshnoemi]

yey! i will get one!

[exleo7385]

Very Madison Avenue

[RiahboomJB]

wow.... since my afterlife depends on it I guess I'll go.

=]

[1kaylin1loves1you1]

that wasnt threatening AT ALL. haha

[HisManifest]

An octopus?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[ShutUpChago]

I'm almost tempted.

I'm still yet to buy any youtube t shirts.

Will YOURS be the first? :O

[nalia9unger]

You should have an apple man shirt!

[catchthis1utube]

im buying one

[milkaannddhoney]

hahahha you can die at any moment. priceless

[RawrDolliesRawr]

The RawrDollies will have free t-shirts shortly! no we wont :[ but subscribe anyways!

[tati518]

hahaha wow...

[SurrealisticSanity]

So convincing haha.

This may push me into purchasing one.

[xoLyssaLynnxo]

I want to liveeeeee D:

[kandafuryx3]

dude they looks awesome

i want one!!!

oh and i like your new hairdo

[someubersweetness]

I love your haircut!

[DancingPulses]

I'm scared! Ahhhh!!!!!!!!

[bettyroxker]

im so getting a shirt :D

ur awesome :))

[XxlegendarygirlxX]

D:

I'm scared

i don't want to have whooping cough

:(

[KatiexSunshine]

Well i'm sold. n_n

[whistlestopX]

I'll have to buy both of those shirts. Octopi are my favorite animals, so I have to have that, and that cute monster is unhealthily adorable, so I have to have that too.

[sophiaishappy]

i really love the octopus one (:

[a021]

I want a t-shirt ....

[EarlyXMourning]

You're SO amazing.

You make me smile. (:

[christinespage]

When I've got the moolah, I'll get one!

[toesfortots]

WHATTHEFRICK NO HAIR?????

Well.....I WANT the octopus.... but I recently.. ran out of money... :(

[woahnellyitsali]

lol. I love how you say dude! Lawls.

[SofiaWINS]

Oh, John, you shameless self-promoter.

(;

[alishakeyes]

oh my gosh whooping cough?

i need to buy mine asap!

[heylookitskaelie]

OMG MY HAIR IS GONE TOO

[TubOfCereal]

omg i want the octopus bu i dont hav any monezz till friday :'(

[futurevsangel]

hhaa nice

[Rhodeislandisboring]

hahahahahhhahaahaaaaaa!

[laurenxo157]

haha that font was prettty scene... lol

[Nieccie]

Very persuasive.

[FlowerCookieEater]

I want a shirt! :D That font is so scene lol. Almost all the scene people on Myspace I've seen has something on their profile with that font.

[CyndyIsMetal]

This is a REALLY persuasive commercial.

AHAHAH.(:

[bluewolverine40]

i just google your screen name your number one on google search :>)

[SwAy0827]

any more plushies?

[ShannyUriex3x]

when i was on dristrict lines a little while ago, i saw your name on there and i got so excited :D

[robyoung1]

knew you would sell out eventually

[KatherinetheRandom]

how scene is this font? haha

I need to get a shirt!!!

and your new hair looks really good!

[DANCINGBANANA987]

The last thing i said was just

MOM I HAVE TO BUY A SHIRT BY DUDENEEDAEASEONUP BECAUSE I COULD DIE!

[XMackenzieMassacreX]

how scene is this font lol

[madzienka88]

haha good comercial:)

do you send it abroad??

[alysayshey]

must buy t shirt!

[xK473]

hahah, how scene is this font?

GHASTLY PANIC.

[ShallowConcept]

(how scene is this font)

XD haha!

[no1pictures1please]

:O I have a cough! NOOOOO! well i don't wanna die now do I..... i'll just HAVE to click the link right about now

[sammanfaa]

i had whooping cough last year.

just thought id tell you. xD

[mikalungulov]

bwaaa! D: your hair

[skiesforshining]

need...a...freaking....shirt..­...mustbuy....

[emoly1994]

yaaaay!

I LOVE your hair that length =D

[sammanfaa]

not gunna lie. those are some pretty sick looking shirts

immmma have to buy me one.

[PLAar0n]

haahhahhahahahhaha....must...b­uy...t-shirt...

[Bazzer239]

All these subliminal messages make me wanna buy a t-shirt! LOL

[MusicIsFreedom42]

Best. Ad. Ever.

If more ads were like this I think more people would buy stuff ahaha

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

QUICK BUY A SHIRT OH GOD!!! :o

[HysteriaHorse]

Oh no i might DIE! well i need a shirt

[mickeymousemad]

lawl.

THIS NEWS IS LARGE!

that was so fuinny ... i actually did a litte pee.

ahaa.

loveyou x

[SavannahTelevision]

that probable explains my "whooping" coughing, i need a shirt! :D

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

My hair grows fast it'll be back soon :)

[toddscamera]

I thought hurricane aubrey was the one that said "hey everybody"?

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

Nope, she says "Hey everyone!"

[dannye60]

Sign me up!

[KeylimeRonnie]

I NEED THAT!

[raincloudsandthunder]

okay, i want one, but i live in england. guess i'll just have to die then.

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

Is there no international shipping? I'm pretty sure districtlines has that :)

[bubblepopeletric411]

lol funky shirtssss :P

[jubealee]

lmfao my life has been inspired :'D

[musicruleslife900]

"Hi im a pink monster!"

"Hi im an octopus!"

x)

[cindyl]

Haha this is the most amazing commercial I've ever seen!

[theviolinist94]

LOL! Love it :) How Scene Is This Font? hahhaa! Thats great!

[WestsideProductionz]

ahahaha LOL

brilliant John xD

[RoulinBrooks]

This video's funny and creative, but another YouTuber selling t-shirts? Oy vey.

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

Well I've wanted to sell t-shirts for a really long time now. I'd want to sell them even if I wasn't a youtuber. And I tried to make my designs not completely about me. "Dudeneedaeaseonup" is on the shirt, but I think it's placed discreetly enough that it's not entirely a giant ad for my youtube channel

[jo3ly]

BEST AD EVER! LOL @ death font

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

THANK YOU! Death font was deathly scene

[smithydll]

Is it working for you?

This was amusing ^_^

[Crazysammy911]

you look 20X better without your long hair!

use some gel to spike it up :)

loving the new look!

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

Thank you! I agree. I had my hair that long simply because I didn't wanna pay to get a haircut XD I don't think I'll be spikin it up anytime soon though :) I like my bangs

[pammydodger]

Someone buy me one before I die, please :]

[AdventureArdvark]

I want self worth! Hahaha

This is the best add ever.

[xxstormxangelxx]

lolllllllll awesome video XD

[graemelesaux]

He's right... i might die... get me one of those shirts!!

x

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

exactly!!!

[coollikeyodais]

I love your marketing strategy

[Lo0NaTiCS]

Lol .

"You're after life depends on it " .

That's funni , love it .

xD

[gingawildstar]

xD

lolz

[psycho4horses]

those shirts are so...cute? i guess? idk but i'm lovin the weird pink guy and octopus!

[Thisisace]

John, you have the perfect voice to do commercials like this !

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

Thank you!!! n_n

[Thisisace]

Actually, I really want one that reads:

"John says: Heyyyyyyy everybody !"

with your Youtube address.

[omfgjohnstube]

OMG YES! finally, a person trying to sell tshirts...that actually look good! They're so0o0o cute!

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

Aw thanks!

[jennawenna12]

omg hair cut love it!!!

[xBurgerxBabex]

hahahahaha

that was gold!

so much better than heaps of tv adds :P

[neolookmiu]

Ahahaha, I'll try to buy one love lol!

[sceneteenadvice]

OMG IM SOO GLAD YOU HELPED SAVE MY LIFE lol

[JMoMo17101]

ahh you got a haircut!!! it looks good though ;)

[imzUnicorn]

Wow, those are really cool shirts. Might just get one and not be worried that people are gonna be like, "What's/Who's dudeneedaeaseonup." They'll just be like, "Haha, dude needa ease on up..."

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

n_n That's a good thing about my username! It could just mean that dude needs to ease on up

[DustinHsiao]

Hahaha! That's hilarious. The advert itself deserves a T-shirt sale. I'd buy one now, but it's 1.15 AM. Wouldn't want to get whooping cough... :P

Your new hairstyle makes you look disturbingly similar to someone I used ti know really, really well. I can't think of whom, but it's kind of creeping me out because I can hear the guy's voice in my head but I can't remember whom...

Oh well, the cut itself is really nice; I like how it's slightly shaggy-ish and keeps the "fringe?"

Cheers,

Dustin

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

Thanks! Maybe we were friends in a past life and you're remembering that person from then.

I hope not that's kind of creepy >_>

[DustinHsiao]

Hahaha! You never know... :P In a way, it's comforting. Any person we've met might've at one time been a close friend.

(3000000 years of human existence / 60 year average life) X 5 close friends per lifetime = 250000 close friends per human entity. Take that and divide by a world population of 6,707 million and you get 3.73%. So there's a 3.73 percent chance I was a close friend at one point.

I put way too much thought into that... :P Buying a shirt tonight.

Cheers,

Dustin

PS: Fixed! :P

[MichelleLassigneV]

lol i could totally see this as an advertisement on tv. totalllllly.

[BreakingFree227]

I'm sorry.

Your hair looks fine though.

But it looked better long.

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

It was too long. I had to constantly touch it to get it out of my face. It was literally a health hazard XD I'd have to hold my hair back while crossing the street or I couldn't see where I was going (no jokez)

[BreakingFree227]

That must have sucked.

I do love the new hair though :)

[MattG124]

gahhhh our tee shirt designs are similar!! but i bet yours is hand drawn making it more original. I also haven't even signed my district lines contract because i haven't had printer ink :@:@:@ butt.. i will soon :D

your designs pwnnnnn

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

Wow are they really? Send me them I wanna see o_o

I made mine in Flash with my tablet. So sooorta hand drawn but not like...with a pen on a piece of paper XD

And thanks :D

[MattG124]

check your inbox :)

[ruthanneharvey]

i feel kind of threatened :[

[contrerazallie]

wow LOL

my after life depends on this!?!

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

absolutely! Be the hippest ghost in the cemetery!

[PeanutButter124]

ahahaha niccee ad John :P

OMG YOUR HAIR IS GONE!

is it to your liking or not ?

[dudeneedaeaseonup]

I looove it. I was getting so sick of my hair being super long. This isn't going to be a haircut I maintain though. I'm probably not getting another haircut for the next 3 or 4 months

[PeanutButter124]

I definitely miss your old hair! 

but this one is nice too :)

I just have some getting used-to, to do,

but Im a flexible gal :P

[BArget20]

The business man in you is finally coming out

[veggieyum]

lol 'we'll find you!'

[colormekristen]

Yay, octopods!

[batpaws]

lmao, that was a pretty scene font

[mmmplee]

your haircut looks good.

[MidWestMinster]

LOL

nicely done.

[Harrisonmon]

that was hilarious.

how scene is this font? meow!

[LiekOMGEEZE]

Aww i like the octopuss one but i have no money -__-

OMG!!! *dies*

[carollily10]

i dont have one and i am living

[kisnie]

"How scene is this font"

Ahaha. x] I love your shirts, John. :D I might buy one. n_n

Also, your hair is so different, but in a good way!  :]]

[akamaru3]

Haha I bought a shirt of each style like, the minute you announced them last week. :] Thank you extra paypal moneys. :]