Johnny is tired,wasted and he loves you darling

[rapidpossumsex]

thank u uploader... so fucking much for this... I NEEDED this tonight

[GUSTAVnordwiking]

This is the fucking hell!!!!

[SergeantDickhead]

Look at her body language during the kissing scene.She looks like its killing her inside having to kiss that ugly fucker

[NanaNarcotic]

@SergeantDickhead I wonder how much she got paid ahahahah

[Antichrist2000]

"Yur ar buying me a new shart bitch"

[Rositaspace]

that weird noises while he's making out... oh my god, so creepy

[CapcomVsButtHead]

AH TIE HER, AH WEIST IT, AH LUHV YEW DURLEE

[oaksheri]

Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm, mmmm...

[RetardGenius]

he should've pounded her cornhole so she wouldn't be so quick to bug him next time lol

[PukyBear]

Can you imagine how could feel Tommy Wiseau kisses??? SHJAHFJKFHJDKSAHFJKAS I will have nightmares, STOP THINKING!!!!!

[placebo4yo]

When did a man ever owe a woman love making? lol

[baahhhFATALITY11]

I thought Johnny was semi-retarded...I was right.

[aerogun18]

@baahhhFATALITY11

Just semi-retarded?

Anyway, how's your sex life?

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@aerogun18 I've been shockingly nice......

[honekitsune]

@baahhhFATALITY11 Ha, ha! What a story, Mark!

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@honekitsune You're tearing me apart, honekitsune!

[kuribayashi84]

Well, this is actually the only scene where Wiseau delivers a somewhat believable Performance.

[taxfactor]

@kuribayashi84 Hahaha, clever!

[UnknownThomasFan30]

@kuribayashi84 And it's when he's drunk... eh, give him credit.

[JohnXSmullen]

*Later on in the bedroom*

"Now I'm going to tear YOU apart Lisa!!"

[jhaul21]

i think thats illegal to take advantage of a drunk retarded person

[omogulegt]

"-make love to me"

"-ughhhhhhhh"

lolzies

[tricksterhuaun]

You know, the funny thing is that the Drunk Tommy Wiseau actually looks more lucid than the normal Tommy Wiseau

[JamesBeam420]

STOP GANGING UP ON ME!! YOU'RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!

[PorkchopCupcake]

I was expecting some horrific prison-style tattoos on his chest from his native country, or something specific for the movie, a tattoo in bold letters: LISA 4 EVAH. It would have been a great added detail to an already great movie.

[PorkchopCupcake]

You're tearing my shirt apart Lisa!

[Zuyuri]

Vodka and wine does weird things to you o.O

[blakdust3]

lol nice title

[Umprella]

Anyway how is your sex li- oh. I see. Carry on then.

[BigDogJang0]

The relationship between Johnny and Lisa is one of the most mind-boggling things ever put to cinema.

[SystemXpander]

Lisa is the biggest slut in this movie...

[StupidWizardFilms]

It's mid day they drink Scotch and Vodka but looks like Ice Tea. The next moment they are drinking they are drinking vodka that looks like water and they are drunk as hell.

[masterjoey1029]

The primary purpose of this movie is for Tommy to get a horny girl to compliment his pecs on screen.

[theshellshock30]

You be Sonya blade and I will be a terrible actor

[aristarhos2]

- YOU HAVE MICE LEGS LISA-

- AND YOU HAVE NICE PECKER.

[TanoBrati]

I wonder if this is meant to be so ridiculous. Probably not.

[Janitor95]

0:05 He threw the glass very lightly then it sounded like the glass got shot from a gun.

[seankinsellasean]

@Janitor95 thats not true you are lyingggg

[magicapricot]

WTF? are they in hogwarts or something?

[2scary4yu]

@magicapricot Yes they are this is Harry Potter and the room

[TinnedWaffles]

You owe me one? THE FUCK LOL?

[lancsno1]

Yu haf nyce pecks...... ohhh hahaha hai doggie

[yoe91]

his laugh is so uhhmm....unintentionally contagious.

[IFapToGayPorn]

Awww... I love you too, you creepy, long-haired foreign old guy

[stoy1000]

@IFapToGayPorn Tommy Wisseau aint creepy, he's a fucking legend.

You need to recognise bitch..................... Oh Hi Mark.

[tbclycan]

@IFapToGayPorn I heard he is from America, and I was all like, "DAFUQ?"

[2wingo]

The second sex scene was made entirely from stock footage because the actress who played Lisa flat refused to ever get that close to Tommy Wiseau again (apparently, in real life he smells just as bad as you'd think by looking at him).

[olehh1]

@2wingo source?

[Jennyfisch]

@olehh1

Common sense

[Exoixx]

lol transcribe audio is hilarious "steve highlands" wtf?

[Exoixx]

@ISeeAnIdiot It still makes more sense than the movie.

[GarrettDareson]

did he drop a fucking lamp? lol

[rchealy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! A---may--seeng!



[Lizard123456789]

That SMASH makes me laugh everytime.

[maksie88]

@ISeeAnIdiot steve highlands

[mrleedra]

@maksie88 And political economy, too.

[690hotpants]

press 8 to hear Tommy Wiseau fart

[bertmustin]

He looks like the unfrozen caveman lawyer.

[Spaghetti500]

am i the only one that notices that one of them farts at 0:32... O:

[kilkolio]

@Spaghetti500

how many times did u watch this to notice that i ddint know until u mentioned it and had to listen rly carefully

[118DMG118]

seriously if a girl ripped my shirt buttons off like that she''d get a taste of the back of me hand.

[coolsomeXD]

Johnny doesn't drink!

[newfuckingwave]

it's really amazing that when you see this movie in full for the first time after seeing all of its most famous excerpts, it's actually much worse than expected. boy was i delighted!

[emcardl]

"you have nice legs lisa"

"You have nice....pants"

[LavaSharkk]

Wiseau "I loaf yew dawling"

Lisa " make love to me"

Wiseau "uuuuuhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr"

[plugindave]

"I love you lisa"

"I love YOU, Johnny"

"haha."

"Mmmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm"

[ibycoolboy]

HES MAKING LOVE TO HER AND THEN HES GONNA MAKE LOVE TOO ME

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

[MrMBaker2002]

@ibycoolboy LMAO!

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@ibycoolboy Oh dear goodness that movie had 10 times better acting than this crap XD

[SpychoSpy]

@ibycoolboy Is Trolls 2 from the same director?

[ibycoolboy]

@SpychoSpy i dont know

[ChronoSamurai]

"You have nice Pecs"? WHAT KIND OF FUCKING COMPLIMENT IS THAT? SHE CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM????

[kilkolio]

i thought he said ur my sex slave lisa

[IAmCaptainMarvel]

I could have sworn Johnny was about to go into a dance routine when he puts his hand on his chest, then jives to the right.

[hoffnerrocks]

umm you do know the person who played lisa was only eighteen in this film and she had do do all those love scenes with tommy i think he was 40 or something or younger i can not tell because he has the complexion of a boy going through puberty

[VerendumProductions]

Lisa Simpson grows up to be such a bitch.

[teetertoter3]

"I love you, Johnny"

NO YOU DON'T YOU BITCH

[kuribayashi84]

He is right. He IS wasted. He LOOKS wasted. The ENTIRE FILM!!

[BeefiestName]

"Make love to me!"

"Ehhh"

"Come on, you OWE ME ONE!"

[tokando69]

@BeefiestName makes me feel sick when she says that

[UnluckyAmulet]

"You have nice legs, Lisa."

"You have nice pants."

Am I the only one who was expecting him to say "WHAT A STORY, LISA!" ?

[claynormousgaming]

@UnluckyAmulet i thought she said pecs...

[CharmieKid]

.......Isn't this like medieval foreplay?

[MatthewPlowman]

This showcases the most underappreciated part of the movie: at 0:05 the glass shatters insanely loud. Whoever mixed the audio dropped the ball several times on this movie (probably while he was wearing a tuxedo).

[bj2mill]

Tommy Wiseau........He has nice pecs.........

[1236sason]

thats not true, jonny doesnt drink !

[TheIm2BiZ11]

even when he acts drunk hes still a terrible actor

[ProjectSNT]

Everyone seems to owe Lisa 'one' in this movie...

[prue6967]

How much did they have to pay her to kiss that guy? O_o

[onemidnightgone]

Yuu haff naiss lekks Lisaaaa.

[arkkisarkki]

glouch me

[mrToudahl]

the house that drept blood on alex.... so fuckt up watch that :D

[Afraid0fGhosts]

Poor girl she had to kiss THAT and let THAT do things to her yuckkkkk

[Lyagami25]

Haha, You have nice pants!

[KraftyTheHatter]

@Lyagami25 She said pecs.

[shahoney]

I only hope she got paid tremendous amount of money for kissing a creep like Tommy Wiseau.

[pixelated111]

@shahoney I don't think she got paid much...

[VaderGuy9]

LETS ROLEPLAY YOU BE SONYA BLADE AND ILL BE A TERRIBLE ACTOR

[ibycoolboy]

@VaderGuy9 LOLL is that a reference to johnny cage?

[JetTheRabbitX]

keep pressing five

[rainman2242]

@JetTheRabbitX keep pressing 6

[JetTheRabbitX]

keep pressing 5

[Fotclove]

@eighthjake lmao I was thinking the same thing

[SKETTISNALF]

SHE JUST FUCKING RUINED THAT SHIRT!

[HappyBirthdayPaulie]

He owes her one for ordering the pizza ahead of time.

[RomeijnLand]

0:06 Great that you can hear the glass shatter while he barely moves it out of the screen.

[VintageWhiteTerror]

Ahm taired, Aihm wastid, I laoff you durling!

[eighthjake]

"come on you owe me one!" what the hell kind of relationship is that?

[Athen239]

@eighthjake why do all these guys owe something to lisa anyway? what did she ever do for them? that's what i wonder about....

[pixelated111]

@eighthjake horrible, horrible scriptwriting :(

[FromHalo2halo]

@eighthjake You're expecting things to make sense in this film?

Someone missed the point.

[textthing]

@eighthjake

A creepy one?

[kandikid2308]

@eighthjake every kind ive been in lol

[dfghj241]

@eighthjake EVERYONES OWE SOMENTHING TO LISA...

[StupidWizardFilms]

@eighthjake the us government or greece

[hentaimaid]

@eighthjake secretly gay?...