"D*** control"...we all know a guy from Arkansas who would have made a pretty darn good President if he exercised some of it. And this comes from someone indoctrinated in "Strong America" while living in SC 1980-85, who wants to kick the s*** out of the current arch-liberal Japanese administration!
Yeah I guess to people under say age 25 he's just some jackass who makes failed big-budget comedies and completely safe kids' movies. To people of a certain age, who were kids in the 80s, Eddie Murphy is the archetypal "dirty comic" (displaced end-of-decade by Andrew Dice Clay who killed stand-up comedy for most of the rest of the decade).
DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY!!!!
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oh yeah womens lib? (NOT) Did little more than to enslave the avg woman and familly , forcing women to work to provide what a single income did before.
the reason people were happier back then, was that the economy was TRUE! , but it collapsed PERMANENTLY ! soon after this (about 1987) and the leveraged and debt-inflation based economy started. (delayed death) now its all crashing down.
ROFL calm down little girl. Don't get so mad over a insult over the internet. I can't imagine seeing you in real life ahaha. Someone joke with you and insult you and you bug out.
I'm sorry. PLEASE DON'T READ THIS you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life
I've done this bit so many times and each time it gets the same lol reaction! I wish THIS eddie murphy would come back not the family friendly deadbeat dad but the cynical wiseass but in today's sensitive PC age, there's no chance of that happening.
now if you stared reading this dont stop its really scarey!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes.When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will apear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work.If you break this chance you wont have a crush in the next five years
THAT'S NOT IIIIIIIIT!
Selithein 2 weeks ago
it's true i can't fuck... lol
nick61729 4 months ago
"D*** control"...we all know a guy from Arkansas who would have made a pretty darn good President if he exercised some of it. And this comes from someone indoctrinated in "Strong America" while living in SC 1980-85, who wants to kick the s*** out of the current arch-liberal Japanese administration!
hbruins85 5 months ago
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I'll take the zero
mssucks3462 8 months ago
rofl watch?v=R02tbrZSO3I
appalachiaiktdtc 1 year ago
Shoehorn!!! XD
aldiakaroofus 1 year ago
"You got a shoehorn or someshit"
cubanlinx95 1 year ago
loool
madspenda 2 years ago
dam ididnt even know eddie murphy was funny like this..
4camilo888 2 years ago
Yeah I guess to people under say age 25 he's just some jackass who makes failed big-budget comedies and completely safe kids' movies. To people of a certain age, who were kids in the 80s, Eddie Murphy is the archetypal "dirty comic" (displaced end-of-decade by Andrew Dice Clay who killed stand-up comedy for most of the rest of the decade).
derpenstein 2 years ago
That's not it . Ha Ha Ha
151Sharon 2 years ago
Lul, funny ass shit
Improvertellie 2 years ago
hahahahhahahha THTS NOT IT
neverkiss4free95 2 years ago
shoe horn hahahaha
Atown250 2 years ago
back wen eddie was funny
FonzoEscobar 2 years ago
its fuckin funy...eddie rocks
tanaytrivedi 3 years ago
"Watch your step - that's mine." - Funnyyy shiittt
Dingo2009 3 years ago
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damn, i first fukked when i was 14 and i saw my uncle's porn before so i kinda got carried away.
phantomninjaman 3 years ago
dick control rofl
rysoad 3 years ago 13
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DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY!!!!
grade9876 3 years ago
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oh yeah womens lib? (NOT) Did little more than to enslave the avg woman and familly , forcing women to work to provide what a single income did before.
wiggertronix 3 years ago
killed the lauph at the end
iVTECboosted 3 years ago
SOME EVERGREEN SHIT
dynamiccity 3 years ago 4
funny
Scripp 3 years ago 3
my cousin gave me the cassette when i was 10 played it in my walkman a hundred times
djpaulMS 3 years ago 3
God I miss those days! People were so much happier and more fun back then LOL
AnthonyDelRay 3 years ago 9
the reason people were happier back then, was that the economy was TRUE! , but it collapsed PERMANENTLY ! soon after this (about 1987) and the leveraged and debt-inflation based economy started. (delayed death) now its all crashing down.
wiggertronix 3 years ago 4
ITS FUNNY COS ITS TRUE
FistsofVengeance 3 years ago
what a beautiful man! also when the was young!!
unveliable!
666alberto 3 years ago
i like the michael jackson one...
its funny
hahahhahahahahhaha
suzypola 3 years ago
some shit like that
123jafar 3 years ago
whatch ya step, that's mine...
showergel2 3 years ago
holy fuck he is so fucking funny :D
smik2630 3 years ago
shoe horn hahaha
panjabirascal 3 years ago 3
woooooordddd son that dick get hard in class shit is true sonnnn lmaoooooooooooooo
GATE21QNZ 3 years ago 12
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it,s the same with me/the wemon are all over me
poconos2009 3 years ago
too bad the English language isn't all over you you dumb motherfucker
leumasnehpets 3 years ago 10
Lol.
omgz thats funny
GingerBrooke5 3 years ago
hahaa
thats a GOOD 1
RelLinkWish 3 years ago
Haha true lol.
Guzzy91 3 years ago
lol yeah right you old fart.
PumPumBandit 3 years ago
you gotta shoehorn? lmfao
ptwist 3 years ago 2
XD its hillarious!!
mayamaya 3 years ago 5
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:DDD Love It
LaughingPrincess 3 years ago 4
you would be tryin to find the pussy yer dick would be slideing down an the girl would say thats not it haha i luv it
happyfeet901 3 years ago
Watch your step, that's mine =))=))
AndreiAliN 4 years ago 4
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Yeah that kind of sucked... well if you like childish humour..this is something for you.
Abstract4rt 4 years ago
yea.........ur a fag
CarlNYKnick32 4 years ago 4
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And you're a fucking retard, suck my nutz trash.
Btw, have got nothing against homosexuals, you homophobic piece of shit.
Abstract4rt 3 years ago
ROFL calm down little girl. Don't get so mad over a insult over the internet. I can't imagine seeing you in real life ahaha. Someone joke with you and insult you and you bug out.
Rawbstuh 3 years ago 2
No that's alright.. I'll take the zero!
FoCKisH 4 years ago 4
hahaha..thanks for this vd this is some real shit!
anedota81 4 years ago 2
Pussy falling out of pockets??? LOL!!
kcadet 4 years ago 3
got a shoe horn? LMAO
daphne83 4 years ago 2
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vashthestampid 4 years ago
I've done this bit so many times and each time it gets the same lol reaction! I wish THIS eddie murphy would come back not the family friendly deadbeat dad but the cynical wiseass but in today's sensitive PC age, there's no chance of that happening.
perv2006 4 years ago 4
classic fyzikalforte. com
GeraldGrande 4 years ago 2
a shoe horn
dantej32 4 years ago 2
rofl
123pked 4 years ago 2
eddie in his prime...
cbg85 4 years ago 2
This is freakin halarious
Vincent31 4 years ago 2
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-Yawn- The sex jokes get really old after a while.
didles123 4 years ago
your poo didles
DanielM8807 4 years ago
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thats the early 90"s so its new to them
CarlNYKnick32 3 years ago
ha! 1983 mate...
billythebumblebee 3 years ago
It was 1983.
starwarsrebel2006 3 years ago
o my bad i meant 80's
CarlNYKnick32 3 years ago
thats so true about when your dick gets hard in class
bjornsenmats 4 years ago 4
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now if you stared reading this dont stop its really scarey!ok send this to five other videos in 143 minutes.When you are done press F6 and your crushes name will apear on the screen in big letters this is weird because it does work.If you break this chance you wont have a crush in the next five years
extraordinary01 4 years ago
LMAO!
xxandoneballaxx 4 years ago
dats not iiittttttt
DaNumba1Rapper 4 years ago
i love eddie murphy! he is soo funny! thank u sydneyernie for putting this video on youtube! :]
safarzadeh 4 years ago
lol!
seforoth 4 years ago
tell me what u think of this vid!!
Sydneyernie 5 years ago
greatttttttt!!
aLishiaxo 4 years ago 2