LOL this cracks me up, you just made my night...again! thank you so much Onision. I hope that there are people in your life who are able to cheer you up also
hey onision or greg i hate my life because i feel people dont care bout me and people thinking im they target my dad shouts at me alot and i feel he hates me and i dont know why he shouts and i hate some people because they think they better and fitter than me and it pisses me of so i mock them in my videos alot i just hate my life so much i dont wish to kill myself i just wish i couldnt be heard or seen like lock myself in my room
@TheBriataylor1999 Duh. But it doesn't stop him from seeming pathetic. Like always, he thinks it's perfectly okay, to bring out his opinion and beliefs and then to make jokes and witty comments about other peoples views and beliefs.
@TheBriataylor1999 I never brought out his opinion or beliefs you moron. I simply stated that just cause he didn't agree with something, doesn't give him the right to make jokes about something other people believe in. It's rude and ignorant. And "burn"? lawl. Wasn't that something said in like 2004? You're sooo cool.
@TheSavampire 1-Don't call me a moron.2-I never said you brought out his opinion and beliefs, I was talking about Onision.3-I simply stated that his has a right to an opinion and a belief.4-You're the one being rude and ignorant not him.5-I say 'burn' get used to it.6-Thank you for saying I'm cool :)
@TheBriataylor1999 Really now? You never said I brought out his opinion or beliefs? I am quite sure you did in your last comment to me. "But it is perfectly okay to bring out his opinion and beliefs?" Maybe you should learn to word your words a little bit more carefully. ;) Bye.
@danedflanders I know about the cult, if that's what you mean. Maybe you should do some research and you'd find out he wants nothing to do with it. Now if you would shut the hell up, get a life, and keep your opinions you express as facts to yourself, I would like to get on with MY life. I won't respond to any further comments by you.
Yeah its ok if i think that, its my opinion, if you dont agree though luck. And do you know him personally?, cause you seem to take this way too much to heart.
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does anyone else have pubic hair growing out of the shaft of their penis/i tried shaving it but that was a drag/ so then i tried plucking it out and a week later a bunch of ingrown hair started curling up and it became really inflamed and painful so i dug the ingrown hairs out with a needle and knife i did this while taking a shit and their was blood everywhere why does hair grow off my dick shaft/its not practical i mean chicks don’t have hair in the canal of their twat so WTF people/IM 8inches
@soulburn2k5 My original post was a joke. You wouldn't have even seen it if other people hadn't have liked it. When will people stop taking every little word so damn seriously? -_-
@donnabrzr i was being facetious, he makes out like he is this perfect person who never does anything "wrong" such as getting drunk or masturbating etc etc etc so i was playing on that holier than thou state of mind he has, so perhaps you can ask youself the question you posed me, why so serious?
XD. My partner for a project in Intermediate Composition talks exactly like that. One would just have to sound more like Jack Nicholson in college junior form to achieve an exact impersonation.
Your dry or "deadpan" humor always cracks me up! I have a son with your humor. And so makes watching you just that much more funny! People think my humor is a bit weird though, and off the wall. But I can't help it, my brain just works that way I guess.
heheheh I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHILE THINKING WHO IS HIS FAV YOUTUBER!!!
boudyelkeebeer 6 days ago in playlist About Onision
Greg d
ELI123346 6 days ago
I love the answer to the haters question x)
CuteIsWhatIAimFor143 1 week ago
lol aw such a squeeky voice XD
Teaka 3 weeks ago in playlist About Onision
how did ijust get to this video..... O.o this is like hella old......
rileyescobarwarrack 3 weeks ago in playlist About Onision
I like the funny guy who made a video response ;P Make sure you get the Irony!! =D
Special4ce293 3 weeks ago in playlist About Onision
your voice make me yawn
TinKesify 3 weeks ago in playlist About Onision
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It's Keanu Reaves!! 3:44
latisha1505 3 weeks ago
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latisha1505 3 weeks ago
I LOVE ONISION i love how you have videos that your serious and funny it shows your not all about the stupid and thats wht makes you awsome ;)
onisionlover73 3 weeks ago in playlist About Onision
So your least favorite youtuber
is
....
o-ni-si-on do do do do do :D
summersun213 1 month ago
greg you should make a video of you watching this video
pinkopiy 1 month ago
oh my god this is so funny oh my goddddd lollllll
pinkopiy 1 month ago
How come you seem older here than you do in your latest videos? :-D
Drobium77 1 month ago
4:40 = da fudge happened with the eyes? XD
tAKiDA96 1 month ago
twat.
bessanii 1 month ago in playlist About Onision
Whos Your Least Favorite Youtuber?
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O-Ni-Si-On.
NannaIsDead 1 month ago in playlist About Onision
STOP RAPING ME
smithandbesson 1 month ago in playlist About Onision
what if he is retarded wait is onision retarded
bestemore 1 month ago
The title of this video couldn't be anymore perfect to describe some one like you, you fucking piece of shit
SacredBurn0ut 1 month ago
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UrbanEngage 1 month ago
@SacredBurn0ut Could you be any more retarded? The video is a joke! Just like you and your pathetic life :)
UrbanEngage 1 month ago
@UrbanEngage keep supporting a cult leader/spouse abuser buddy
SacredBurn0ut 1 month ago
''I don't want to call it stupid.. But I do wanna say that it's really,really.........stupid.''
Just gotta love it
melonfuckr 1 month ago in playlist About Onision
why does he sound totally different here?
randomness051 1 month ago in playlist About Onision
Willem Dafoe at 5:23
ranikade3 1 month ago
rofl..actually you kind of soud like one of my friends haha
kst2q 1 month ago
LOL this cracks me up, you just made my night...again! thank you so much Onision. I hope that there are people in your life who are able to cheer you up also
kst2q 1 month ago
Thank you for making me laugh.
LootFragg 1 month ago in playlist About Onision
"Who's my favorite out of every one on youtube? *long (fake) think* Me" o.o ROTFL!!!! :D
TheBriataylor1999 1 month ago in playlist About Onision
I love your answer to the "Who's your favorite YouTuber?" xD
xXxAhmedTarekxXx 1 month ago in playlist About Onision
hey onision or greg i hate my life because i feel people dont care bout me and people thinking im they target my dad shouts at me alot and i feel he hates me and i dont know why he shouts and i hate some people because they think they better and fitter than me and it pisses me of so i mock them in my videos alot i just hate my life so much i dont wish to kill myself i just wish i couldnt be heard or seen like lock myself in my room
Enochasek2145 2 months ago in playlist About Onision
@peaceindacity100
he isn't serious, this is a joke!! :)
Iamrbanana 2 months ago
If someone were holding a gun to my head I would want to be...
the person with the gun?
Dougster 2 months ago in playlist About Onision
wtf onision ur not a god! u have a fkn mental illnesss!!
peaceindacity100 2 months ago in playlist About Onision
I hope he's joking about being anything higher than God. That's pathetic.
TheSavampire 2 months ago in playlist About Onision
@TheSavampire He's obviously joking -.- he doesn't even believe in god?
TheBriataylor1999 1 month ago in playlist About Onision
@TheBriataylor1999 Duh. But it doesn't stop him from seeming pathetic. Like always, he thinks it's perfectly okay, to bring out his opinion and beliefs and then to make jokes and witty comments about other peoples views and beliefs.
TheSavampire 1 month ago
@TheSavampire But it is perfectly okay to bring out his opinion and beliefs? also... Ever heard of a joke? and read the description. Burn. Bye now.
TheBriataylor1999 1 month ago
@TheBriataylor1999 I never brought out his opinion or beliefs you moron. I simply stated that just cause he didn't agree with something, doesn't give him the right to make jokes about something other people believe in. It's rude and ignorant. And "burn"? lawl. Wasn't that something said in like 2004? You're sooo cool.
TheSavampire 1 month ago
@TheSavampire 1-Don't call me a moron.2-I never said you brought out his opinion and beliefs, I was talking about Onision.3-I simply stated that his has a right to an opinion and a belief.4-You're the one being rude and ignorant not him.5-I say 'burn' get used to it.6-Thank you for saying I'm cool :)
TheBriataylor1999 1 month ago
@TheBriataylor1999 Really now? You never said I brought out his opinion or beliefs? I am quite sure you did in your last comment to me. "But it is perfectly okay to bring out his opinion and beliefs?" Maybe you should learn to word your words a little bit more carefully. ;) Bye.
TheSavampire 1 month ago
No offense, but you used to sound really retarded.
HarryBillyBobGeorge 2 months ago in playlist About Onision 31
@HarryBillyBobGeorge
Used too? he still does. And retarded isn't the right word, its mentally deranged.
pronstorestiffi 2 weeks ago
@pronstorestiffi Ok, if you think that. But if you insist he's a jerk, then he's less of a jerk now than he used to be.
HarryBillyBobGeorge 2 weeks ago
@HarryBillyBobGeorge
Or you should try and do some research.. it's all there on youtube
danedflanders 2 weeks ago
@danedflanders I know about the cult, if that's what you mean. Maybe you should do some research and you'd find out he wants nothing to do with it. Now if you would shut the hell up, get a life, and keep your opinions you express as facts to yourself, I would like to get on with MY life. I won't respond to any further comments by you.
HarryBillyBobGeorge 2 weeks ago
@HarryBillyBobGeorge
Yeah its ok if i think that, its my opinion, if you dont agree though luck. And do you know him personally?, cause you seem to take this way too much to heart.
pronstorestiffi 2 weeks ago
LOL!
MonikaPresents 2 months ago in playlist About Onision
Your like a pet out of control!!
MrMrsteve01 2 months ago
@Emmaluurvechick I love his ME face :D
MetalWillRule666 2 months ago in playlist About Onision
Awe....=( I was mutilated as a baby...lmfao<3
GoghsMissingEar 2 months ago in playlist About Onision
you kind of are a god if i think about it. the god of YOUTUBE. and maybe Shane Dawson. but i watch your video's more.
ididnteatthecookie 2 months ago
LMAO
ittybittypiggy63 3 months ago
omh what happened to you ?, you look exhausted ...
mebossyounothing 3 months ago in playlist About Onision
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You're a fagg.
Thumbs up!
fnizzledizzle 3 months ago
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HateraiderXD 3 months ago
hi
lifeisfunwithpeople 3 months ago
Lol Onision you sure are the best XD
ILov3ToScream 4 months ago
Hey, you should be more like this again... Sarcastic and fun
CelesteContradiction 4 months ago
3:33 hey! don't give me that finger! :D
13DeaMagdala 4 months ago
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trledtheoriginal 4 months ago
Wtf is wrong with his voice xD?
121bigcat 4 months ago
so would be cyr???
mysweetbloodrox 4 months ago in playlist About Onision
lol. egomaniac for sure, spot on
MrRevolutionmagic 5 months ago
i didnt even knwo you were married and iv seen almost all your videos haha
stralyful 5 months ago
I'm vegetarian and I think this dude is a fucking joke
pureland2015 5 months ago
@pureland2015 Then don't watch his videos.
Pretty simple.
UkeFoxx 5 months ago in playlist About Onision
@UkeFoxx In WW2, I bet you'd tell the british and american soldiers to just ignore hitler if they didn't like what he said.
SufferinSuccotash89 4 months ago
This made me laugh soooo hard. Omg. I love your "Who is your favorite youtuber" answer XD
Iamrbanana 5 months ago 29
@icareaboutyourapple
I see you, Nicky B. I see you.
Iamrbanana 5 months ago
i get them to break down their door and kill their whole fa- LOL
Price226 6 months ago
Who is your least favourite.... *waiting* O - NI - SI- ON
MooX101 6 months ago
Greg? Go die in a hole.
TonyOneKenobi 6 months ago
@TonyOneKenobi thats mean.
OP9812 6 months ago
is this video fake
LovenRawr 6 months ago
@LovenRawr yeah obviously xD
LeFouLutin 6 months ago
i looked at the date it says aug. 12 i was ie WOAH IT WASNT EVEN THE 12 YET then i looked at the the year it says 2009 i said ooooooohhhhhhhh
thecrappingtree 6 months ago
narcissism defined, comedy scarce, commentary useless
Joeyland 6 months ago
i thought u were going to say shane dawson was ur fav youtuber but i see y u picked urself
scullcraiz527 7 months ago
*least favorite sry
XzTheChosenOnezX 7 months ago
his favorite youtuber is... o- ni- si- on....
XzTheChosenOnezX 7 months ago
is onision itallian?
DontCategorizeMe 7 months ago
Your thinking faces look like your taking a long hard dump.
RawrChase 7 months ago
:O LMFAO
xbJoeyxb 7 months ago
75 people got killed by you :p
Tygerlily179 7 months ago
Greg , your dating a 17 year old ?
ZaNosHkY 7 months ago
@ZaNosHkY she's 18 dumb ass, and they broke up a few days ago.
Tygerlily179 7 months ago
@ZaNosHkY no. not anymore. watch onision speaks channel.
DarkSpawnProductions 7 months ago
@ZaNosHkY She was 18 when you commented and they've been broken up for a bit now.
Canonpedua12 7 months ago
If u guys think he is being serious in this video he isn't ego manic means you think highly of yourself so this is a character he was doing
Thekillerlamb 7 months ago
3:33 I Swear I Think Hes Throwing The Bad Finger.
WeirdLeeners 7 months ago
"and I'm the best" no you're not, I am, don't fuck with me.
bagies 7 months ago
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FarSideofTown 7 months ago
Narcissist.
pixiesticks007 8 months ago
You scare me a little. I think you are deranged. You look like the JOKER.
pixiesticks007 8 months ago
You scare me a little. I think you are deranged.
pixiesticks007 8 months ago
@pixiesticks007 your just realizing this now? XD
Icareaboutyourapple 7 months ago
its was removed by the user?
Shnitzelshmango 8 months ago
"See, there's God, Angles, and then there's humans. Whatever is above God...that's what I am."
Best quote ever(:
keikokitty189 8 months ago 35
See, there's God, Angles, and then there's humans. I'm above God.
keikokitty189 8 months ago
he does think hes a god!
(look up sicesca
NetraToraken 8 months ago
LOL!! your answer to 'do you think you're a celebrity?' made me laugh so much xDDD
thenameaintjim 9 months ago
hahaha very good - is there something elso to say on this video?
Okjar1 9 months ago
Very good - be what you are :D
Okjar1 9 months ago
why is your voice so different in your old videos? lol
tehRedBumbleBee 9 months ago
video removed :(
chickenmanokout 9 months ago
i think it's funny people think he's being serious
mychucks1234 9 months ago
I'm catholic and I say, fuck those who can't accept a person's decisions.
VangeistXIII 9 months ago
I am a Christian, and this person is complete sin. Provacative, offensive and so conceited. Basically
I hope he burns in hell
monkeyfirm143 9 months ago
@monkeyfirm143 And you're a christian. You fail automatically. Lol. Damn bible, I burn you.
Perilix 9 months ago
@Perilix Ah i pity you. You feel superior because you have different beliefs. Pathetic really.
monkeyfirm143 9 months ago
@monkeyfirm143 No I see you as inferior. There is a difference.
Perilix 9 months ago
@monkeyfirm143
Roflmao, if you're a christian and you want people to burn in hell, guess who's really going to burn in hell? xD
Xtreemeguy 9 months ago
@monkeyfirm143 Wishing hell on somebody is horrible. So very terrible.
Your heart is NOT kind. You don't understand what being a Christian means at all.
I hope you get your life in check before you die, because you won't be fortunate.
KoalaSnufflies 9 months ago
so whos your least favourite?
MrTurtles60 9 months ago
F*** DA HATERS UR AWSOME AND GREAT JUST THE WAY U R !!!
EmoGirlyGirl2010 10 months ago
#KaibasWinning.
SadisticEmoRockChick 10 months ago
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does anyone else have pubic hair growing out of the shaft of their penis/i tried shaving it but that was a drag/ so then i tried plucking it out and a week later a bunch of ingrown hair started curling up and it became really inflamed and painful so i dug the ingrown hairs out with a needle and knife i did this while taking a shit and their was blood everywhere why does hair grow off my dick shaft/its not practical i mean chicks don’t have hair in the canal of their twat so WTF people/IM 8inches
gears5336 10 months ago
It would be funny to see him drunk...
donnabrzr 10 months ago 93
@donnabrzr insult?
Massivegamer2010 8 months ago
@donnabrzr
He doesn't drink.
MooX101 6 months ago
@MooX101 That's why it would be funny.
curlysuesap 5 months ago
@donnabrzr he doesnt get drunk, he is above such mindless substance abuse
soulburn2k5 5 months ago
@soulburn2k5 My original post was a joke. You wouldn't have even seen it if other people hadn't have liked it. When will people stop taking every little word so damn seriously? -_-
donnabrzr 5 months ago
@donnabrzr i was being facetious, he makes out like he is this perfect person who never does anything "wrong" such as getting drunk or masturbating etc etc etc so i was playing on that holier than thou state of mind he has, so perhaps you can ask youself the question you posed me, why so serious?
soulburn2k5 5 months ago
@soulburn2k5 I think he thinks he's Pat Bateman.
CassieAnnaCary 5 months ago in playlist About Onision
@soulburn2k5 Onision isn't above anything but his fans. Some of the smartest people in the world drink alcohol and experiment with drugs you know.
SufferinSuccotash89 4 months ago
His thinking faces remind me of the joker lol
TheseBonesLiquify 10 months ago
i llove ur thinking faces
MeIzDumbo 10 months ago 97
God is your bitch lolz
bectaylor1 10 months ago
XD. My partner for a project in Intermediate Composition talks exactly like that. One would just have to sound more like Jack Nicholson in college junior form to achieve an exact impersonation.
GabrielleBiggs 10 months ago
So you're saying you have an ant eater dick and you've never touched drugs, and that makes you a better person than those who are the opposite?
sean1256 10 months ago
this made me laugh so hard. ily
deepspringboy 10 months ago
Winning!!!!!!
Virusacid 10 months ago
Your Above God! Lmao!!
MegaOtakugurl 10 months ago
@MegaOtakugurl Do you mean "you're?" I thought Onision fans were supposed to be somewhat smart.
sean1256 10 months ago
@sean1256 Wow, get a life. You don't need to point out everyones mistakes. Stop trollin around and do something productive with your life.
MegaOtakugurl 10 months ago
2:55 XD
LeonJordison 11 months ago
Numbers don't matter, just looks... *does the hair flip thing* >XD
JOonthego13 11 months ago
Who is your least favorite youtuber? I was hoping you'd say, "Uh...anyone who's not me." xD
Devvable 11 months ago
Omg I just laughed my ass off after the least favorite YouTuber-question!
Frida708 11 months ago
XD THIS IS HILARIOUS
Kabutopuppy 11 months ago
i thought you were gonna say you at the very end but nothing xD
kabelfjernsyn 11 months ago
Hahaha, you look like a total douche in this video. O_o Were you trying for that?
deatXbyXchocolate335 11 months ago 2
@deatXbyXchocolate335 Yupp.
Tehkina 11 months ago
greg u r deff hot!!
vampiregrl100 11 months ago 3
Points taken maybe some need to learn how to take a joke? and not take things literaliy
JoeyLaRoca1 11 months ago
if their widely know.. how come i've never heard fo them?...srsly ^_^
XxBloodyCrumpet23xX 1 year ago
you could be a fabulous horror character, chilling, an absolute NIGHTMARE! :O
wat700son 1 year ago 3
not trin to be mean but why do you look sooooo mean
TheErp2000 1 year ago
^-^ nice
xXxHeavenlyWolfxXx 1 year ago
Your dry or "deadpan" humor always cracks me up! I have a son with your humor. And so makes watching you just that much more funny! People think my humor is a bit weird though, and off the wall. But I can't help it, my brain just works that way I guess.
HappyComfort 1 year ago
Dude I totally predicted that celebrity/god response :P
ButterflyRedrum 1 year ago
what's up with the weird eyebrow?
laura887711 1 year ago
YOUR THINKING FACES ARE EPIC!!!!!!!
ManicBoii39 1 year ago
The other person that he'd be is Hitler.
666Apocalypse999 1 year ago
geeeet cancer
1AeroForce1 1 year ago
is this legit i mean serously
rockypc24 1 year ago
@rockypc24 obviously not.
LowinIsaNinja 1 year ago
ha.
octopuslover225 1 year ago
Lol.
Has anyone else noticed the tags?
LightningRodOfHatee 1 year ago
@LightningRodOfHatee
yea whats the hecks up with them lol
Onision never fails to make my day =D
Bloodygeek1 1 year ago
his hacce when hee said "me" XD once loaded, press 8
parkwaydriverox1 1 year ago
a man without relligion its like a fish without a bicicle
NarutoMaster016 1 year ago 2
@NarutoMaster016
why would a fish have a bicicle
Bloodygeek1 1 year ago
i like your eyebrow.
ismellofvanilla 1 year ago 2
lol are you trying to aact like cory feldmon or who ever he is :P
TheShortyFilms 1 year ago
i luv ur hair :D
yasminbratz123 1 year ago
If you dislike this go to 3:34 =] taht's for all the haters
Dracul13 1 year ago
I was like "If he don't say before the video ends I gonna kill him"
...Too late
RazorSF 1 year ago
this vid cracked me up
kborn076 1 year ago
At 4:09 you look horrifying.
RideTheCatfish 1 year ago