Christians Reality is SO Real

[theshnaw1]

hahaha i like how you come in with aves and a barwards hat listening to metal then start "crying".i gotta thank you i was starting to get pissed off at all this satire. thank you for just blatintly mocking them. had a smile the hole time

[TheAist]

@theshnaw1 glad you liked it! :)

[coralarch]

Please show us those chopped onions that are causing you to blubber like a baby. I suspect the same trick was used by Radical Grace. hee hee

[TheAist]

@coralarch Ha! No onions! Acting! Thespian!

[coralarch]

@TheAist  Yessssss, I know. I was just being facetious.

[TheAist]

@coralarch about onions, ive been a cook most my life, a chef even. And everytime i cut a lot of onions, they do make me cry, and i start cracking up laughing. Laughing and crying at the same time is a trip!

[coralarch]

@TheAist ME TOO! I HAD MY OWN RESTAURANT!! Hey, let's swap anecdotes.

btw, this bloke cracks me up.

[vickmackey24]

This video was friggin' hilarious... haha

[TheAist]

@vickmackey24 Thanks!

[TheAist]

@LJonesy2 Thanks!

[727Phoenix]

I imagined Richard Dawkins crying like that.... I laughed so hard!!!

[TheAist]

that would be hilarious

[haarpcloud911]

I don't believe in Christianity, but you're a DeuscheBag!

[TheAist]

And you're a moron that can't spell.

[iouakick]

lol, funny stuff xD

[TheAist]

Thanks!

[MaranSniper]

but hey atleast you`re a nice guy :P ....

[TheAist]

Thanks

[MaranSniper]

lol XD geuss thats how far your arguments go, anyhow i picked it because back when i played lots of shooters, i liked sniping the most ;)

[TheAist]

thats how far my arguments go? that shows your limited capacity for any sort of research. I dont even know how to respond to such an idiotic claim...not that you would know the difference between a claim and an opinion. In fact, this was a comedy video...for you to think thats all there is, especially when its so easy to see i have several videos, and if u looked into it, you'd see i have a website filled with videos about why religion is stupid, says a lot about your limited mental function

[MaranSniper]

Jesus Christ , for life ;)

no matter what you say.

[TheAist]

it's your life. wanna live a lie, go right ahead.

[TheAist]

like someone would look to someone who names themselves sniper for moral guidance. what a joke.

good luck with your fairytale, killer.

[DyfnalltDH]

oo nice the lalala not listening approach

[coralarch]

Oscar nomination! Only 2 criticisms: You should have been waving a Periodic Table around, AND you should have used chopped onions to simulate torrential tears. Apart from that, lmao.

[electroexecutee]

A periodic table and the energy/mass equivalence equation.

[coralarch]

Haha. Did you see the original vid which provoked this response?

[electroexecutee]

It says, "This video has been removed by the user".

[coralarch]

Yes, he removed his lachrymose crapola because we all jeered and sneered at it! Bullshit cannot endure scorn. No wonder he scuttled away, like the cockroach that he is!

[TheAist]

lol aww..he's ok, he's just duped by religion. he seems like a nice guy.

[coralarch]

I hate religious wankers-especially those who try sicko stunts like this one. It was meant to make us feel guilty for not buying his delusions- I have no time for this sort of shit, none whatsoever. I know that sounds harsh, but his performance is so easily imitated/faked that I cannot believe it's "spiritual". Your performance is so much better!

[TheAist]

Thanks! I guess i relate because im an X-fundie. i totally despise religion...more than i can articulate in 1000 videos :)

But, i have a space inside that feels sorry for people duped into religion. i know what it took for me to break out of it, and i feel bad for people who cant. BUT, that wont stop me from trying!

[coralarch]

More power to you for breaking free of that death cult, which is how I view Christianity of the BAC persuasion. I cannot feel sorry for that snivelling tosser- the fact that he withdrew his vid speaks volumes. I told him months ago that his crap wouldn't work. Really, I'd prefer to watch Jerry Springer's rednecks that this howling buffoon. Imagine what it'd be like to be married to him- my hair stands up in horror at the mere thought!:)

[TheAist]

i hear ya. so many are the same way...it so sad

[ameldia]

@TheAist omg please try =3

[wintersfootsteps]

That was hilarious.

THANK YOU.

Well done.

[TheAist]

Thanks!

[OpalElegy]

aww, the guy removed the original. ='(

don't supose you have one to upload?

[TheAist]

sure dont. thats too bad he took it down. i thought it was classic

[BrightRaven0]

i have it if it you really want it, i have the whole thing (only slightly edited) on my channel as "I am no longer an atheist" if that is not a good enough version i could upload it unedited in the future if you want,

[Christheatheist1]

Awesome :D

[TheAist]

Thanks!

[Boopedi]

LMFAO xD

[TheAist]

glad u liked it

[TrollN3m3s1s]

LMFAO!!!

Oscar award winning performance!!!

[TheAist]

Thanks!

[skippygirl123]

Its okay, take in some lolcats and you'll feel better.

[TheAist]

whats lolcats?

[jenracski]

hahahahahahah

[autisticeyes]

lol at the David Caruso moment in the begining

[TheAist]

david caruso lol

[adamalden]

rofl

[TheAist]

hehehe checkout the original video i was responding too, links in the sidebar

[TheAist]

science forever and forever science!

[bartonstaleter]

Good one..lol..

Happy Blasphemy Day!

[TheAist]

Thanks! Happy Blasphemy Day

[spikesmth]

I LOLed so hard I farted a little bit!!! Epic. Hail Science... it's SO REAAAALL!

[TheAist]

thats hilarious!

[Gorguruga]

lmao.. One of the best response videos I've ever seen!

[TheAist]

Thanks much!

[77Merav]

why are you laughing and criticizing the Christians and the jews all the time? are you an indiscernible muslim?

[TheAist]

no, muslims are also believe the same dumbshit. i dont know that many watch me tho...perhaps i should also address hindus & taoists?

i laugh at christians because they believe in things without evidence....shouldnt that be ridiculed? same as believing in santa claus.

[Serioslump]

Methinks thou shouldst but continue to adress Christianity, as it is without doubt the most problematic and yet popular religion in the Western World.

'One can worry about the rock in one's boot, once the war is won.'

[TheAist]

yeap

[Paperinjerate]

You must have had method acting class. i can tell.

[TheAist]

you are the first person to say that, i was definitely doing that and have taken classes, long ago.

Thanks

[Krensharpawpwns]

Aist, I don't see why, after watching this video, JasperAvi had to call you an asshole, or claim you're acting like an asshole.

I think he was out of line here with you.

[TheAist]

i guess we got it worked out

[djosephallen]

Hahaha...Damn Coz... thanks for the laugh. Great response.

[TheAist]

Haha, glad you got a laugh!

[screaminguitars]

lol Awesome

[TheAist]

glad u liked it, be sure to checkout the video i was responding to.

[saxmanchiro]

I had the same epiphany last week. I just started to shake and cry huge tears of joy when it hit me how wonderful the world is without woo. Nice cryfest. Put yourself together and soak up all that O-2.

[TheAist]

im certainly glad you appreciate reality, but this is a satire. watch the video its a response to

[colloredbrothers]

Maybe it's because I live in a secular society in Europe but I don't understand what all of you American atheists have against christianity, you guys are so militant and stuff.

If someone believes in something in Europe its not even worthy of a discussion we just accept it and so be it. It seems like you Atheists are christian crack addicts.

Just my view and it would also be yours if you would live where i lived.

I hope I didn't offend, but i prolly did.

[TheAist]

im not offended. we have 80%+ christian population. 40% dont believe in evolution. we are surrounded by ignorance.

also, i wouldnt say im militant, im non-violent. ridicule does not equal violence.

[methinxaweezil]

"If someone believes in something in Europe its not even worthy of a discussion we just accept it and so be it"

That's wonderful, maybe your country would like to invite some hateful freaks like Pastor Steven Anderson to experience this kind of acceptance first hand.

watch?v=xqyEy9h0Am4

[LozTheAtheist]

Where is my tissue! Nice vid, made me cry...! Now thats passion.

[TheAist]

lol its a parody, check out the video im responding too.

[LozTheAtheist]

Lol really? great video! keep your parody coming. Loz

[blackblues1984]

I like you and I think your beard is fancy

[TheAist]

Thanks!

[PurushaDesa]

LOL. Nice one Aist!

[TheAist]

Thanks!

[tecnoblix]

LOL! I was wondering who's parody video on this I was going to see first. Should have know it would be you.

[TheAist]

it snapped me out of being frozen in front of the screen for weeks.

[cjunk351]

I like you TheAist. I also like JohnMarcus. He brings back some memories for me on what it was like to believe so strongly. He has a good heart I feel. I wouldn't be so quick to ridicule his strong emotion, but thats me. I remember what it was like to care and feel so much about the 'truth of christianity'.

John marcus has been pretty respectful while maintaining his beliefs I feel.

He means well.

I really thought you could actually feel some familiarity with him

[TheAist]

i also relate to him, and he does have a good heart. he thought the videowas funny. i wasnt trying to make him mad.

[Widgetas]

Hehe - this gives me an idea.. Watch this space!

ps - nicely done

[TheAist]

Thanks

[ezmereldagreen]

and the 2009 oscar for most successful piss-take of christian idiocy goes to....theAist!!!!!

[TheAist]

Thanks! (bows) I'd like to first thank the academy, the flying spaghetti monster & the people who forged the bible, and lets not forget John Marcus, without whose input, none of this could have been possible.

[fywacia]

You just earned 5 stars for that one sir!

[TheAist]

Thanks!

[desire4liberation]

heeheehee

why do you suppose people are so closed minded that you can not even speak of another way??

my boyfriend christian and we can not even speak of the subject... he gets angry and i get pissed and we get NO WHERE!!!

he says... you just have to beLIEve... drives me freakin crazy. he knows the bible inside out and you are never supposed to question it... i'm frustrated as hell....

[cjunk351]

do you think you can survive with each other in a reltionship?? I dont think i could.

[desire4liberation]

very good question... if not, it will be him to leave cuz he can not budge on his beLIEf's.

i do get pretty offended though, there is this underlying tone that he "pity's" me. like i am not of the same as he... like i am going to hell.

[ezmereldagreen]

i know how you feel.....my stepdaughter is the same..they are brainwashed and too scared to see the truth...there are many contradictions in the bible.have you pointed any of them out to him?

[desire4liberation]

well he literally shuts down if i mention anything that contraindicates his holy book. strangely his grandfather was 100% Cherokee. i ask him why the lord would forsake any of his beautiful creations for not knowing Jesus... the christians murdered the indians pert near to extinction. he was indoctrinated since birth... i am sad

[cjunk351]

lol I am part cherokee. anyway, hope you all the best. Though I think that beliefs like that will cause a massive distance between people. I could be wrong, but i doubt it.

I am a corporate avenger fan :)

[desire4liberation]

hey... thanks ツ

time will tell... i don't worry about tomarrow, i just try to enjoy today...

and just this morning he told me what a "blessing" it is for me to be in his life... now, what i really think is that he beLIEve's that he will help "SAVE ME"

i plant seeds... the roots are forming and i see they will run deep... just time will reveal if (or not) they will produce

much love and respect... kimi

[cjunk351]

for some christians the belief really is that deep that even if they come to see the contradictions (a BIG if), that would just mean their relationship with 'God' is getting stronger.

[TheAist]

desire, you have to understand that, even thinking about a universe with no god for 30 seconds is a sin punishable by an eternity in hell. its psychologically damaging.

[desire4liberation]

with respect, i do think god as creator of all... LOVE (energy)

[TheAist]

desire, oh, sorry, i thought you were an atheist too.  Well, i recommend PBS for both of you. Nature & Nova.

[desire4liberation]

i guess i have no label cuz i fit into no catagory... just kimi

[trumasamune]

Awesome, lol.

[Casmo]

Hahaha, loved it :D

[TheAist]

Thanks!

[Dwicker64]

A few more tears and I really would have believed you. Good laughs!

[TheAist]

i thought about using eye drops, i guess i should have

[cv1122]

i dont know how you did this w/out busting out laughing thanks for the laugh this morning ;)

[TheAist]

Thanks! i did bust out laughing, did you see the original that i responded too? that had me going for hours.

[alterdcrash]

Alot of Christians cry for atheists,including myself,but John is the first to make a video of it and should be highly respected for that.

[TheAist]

i like john, and tho it may not seem like it, i do respect him. but i do not respect religion. i think its terrible that religion drove him to tears. there is no reason for it, its a horrible mental condition.

[atheistnarutofan]

LMAO

[BaronesaReturns]

ROFL!!!

Excellent !!!!

[TheAist]

Glad u got a good laugh to start your day!

[prodigyat9]

I know just how you feel. Some people tell me there is no reality but I can feel its presence in my heart; I know it is real.

[TheAist]

it just has to be real, it just HAS to be!

[Danmill23]

lol

[TheAist]

glad u got a laugh!

[Justinfhtube]

lol

[TheAist]

hehehe

[methinxaweezil]

I truly was touched by your experience of the holy spirit of reality and that caused tears to come down my cheeks. A real compassion rose up in my heart for my friends who do not have reality in their lives. Reality is so fucking real, it's ri-goddamned-diculous.

[TheAist]

i know! why cant they get it?!?!?

[ipegasus]

Than bring in Churches, which Jesus never attended, and you have a whole new group of want to be attention. uhm..well....I can't think of a nice way to describe those who use religion to gain attention and to get money from those less fortunate than most.

[TheAist]

i totally agree with that, but i dont think john marcus was trying to cash in for money. i think he does have a genuine concern for keeping people from going to hell.

[ipegasus]

Not bad. The tears need some help. Try onions.  That other guy is just wacko. His tears are real but not because of the Holy Spirit. Because he is lonely and needs a lot more attention. Something in the Bible about praying in a closet. Just between you and Jesus? Well, lots of contradictions in the Bible.

[rozeboosje]

"Leave reality alone!" lol

[Justinfhtube]

Chris Crocker much? lol

[rozeboosje]

[grin] I've never seen that vid but the meme stuck

[TheAist]

how could u not have seen the chris crocker video? they played thaqt on TV and stuff. i wont recommend it tho, its almost as sad as this video!

[rozeboosje]

Chris Crocker was serious though, wasn't he? The other guy seems to be a poe to me

[TheAist]

i think john marcus was serious too. he says he was.

[rozeboosje]

LOL

[RadicalGraceGospel]

I must say I had a good laugh.

TheAist - I think you know I was very sincere in my video. There was no drama or acting in my video. I truly was touched by the love of God by the Holy Spirit and that caused tears to come down my cheeks. A real compassion rose up in my heart from my atheist friends.

[TheAist]

Hi John, thanks for responding, i was hoping i wouldnt make you mad, i do like you. im glad you thought it was funny, and i know you were being genuine. im an X-christian and i totally related to what you felt. you have a real compassion and dont want us to go to hell.

i can appreciate that.

But, there is no hell, and it also hurts me on a certain level seeing you, and others, suffer thru the psychological suffering and threat of hell.

there is no hell to fear.

[TatsujinSan]

Not bad acting. I can only watch someone cry for so long though, even though you weren't serious.

5 stars.

[TheAist]

Thanks, i tried to keep it short

[x246869]

RadicalGraceGospel is trying to dethrone Edward Current right ?

[TheAist]

i dont think so, he was serious

[TheAist]

I agree completely. yknow, u hear christians talk about the environment as proof of god, i think their simple view diminishes the true wonder of everything, i know you get that too.

[whwstudio]

You know, I was able to let go of God after spending most of my life as a Christian.

But now I have to let go of the idea that "Imitation is the highest form of flattery"?? I'm so disenchanted!!

But seriously, five stars. Great pwnage!

[TheAist]

cash payment is the highest form of flattery :)

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

[freethinker3161]

lol, this was funny coz.

[TheAist]

did u see the video im responding too? its funny too.

[freethinker3161]

no, im going to go back and watch it, glad to see you doing more vids on the tube, are you done with nights of Columbus

[TheAist]

no, im working on some from the church too, its just taking a bit of research, i hope to have a couple out for the church soon. i should have had them done a week ago.

[WhatsAfterThisPlace]

LOL

[fonna]

You do a great Glenn Beck,;)

[TheAist]

i do? i never watch him, so i dont know how to take that. this was a satire of john marcus. Glad you liked it :)

[fonna]

lol, if I have to explain it, it will lose the funny.

I'll send you a video.

Don't worry, you had me laughing!

[fonna]

Holy crap! I didn't see that video of JM before.lol

.

[TheAist]

lol

[floydstinkyboy]

out demons out!

[TheAist]

oh...wow...thanks, i think it worked!

[junior00bacon00chee]

hahaha i couldnt watch his vid for more than about 20 seconds. it was so painful to watch.

[TheAist]

lol i watched it like 15 times

[inspiration0agent]

lol funny

[TheAist]

Thanks!

[Cimbolic]

Hilarious response.

Excellent satire.

[TheAist]

Thanks, I was actually afraid you might hate this. i saw your concern on the original. im concerned too. i dont like seeing people like that, and i have cried over the souls going to hell...back when i was christian.

This was just too good to pass up tho. i like john marcus, i hope he wont hate me. i havent heard from him.

[Cimbolic]

Thanks, Coz.

I've been mulling over my reaction to both vids.

John's emotions were so strong as to appear exaggerated, and anything exaggerated tends to make us laugh. So he sort of invited humor, however unwittingly.

You did such a quality job, Coz. You perfectly mirrored his video, presenting the reverse side. And the line "Reality is SO Real" was priceless.

So, I think you really acheived satire here, Coz.

[TheAist]

Thanks, man.

[RadicalGraceGospel]

But I think you know my video was sincere.

[Cimbolic]

I do, John. And I appreciate your sincerity.

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

LMAO! Amen!

[TheAist]

lol glad you liked it!

[TheDemonPazuzu]

Are you saved, brother? Are you washed in the blood of JEEEEEEEZUS! Ha ha! Anyone who wants to see some angry and kooky Jesus freaks ought to view their spiel and hate on the front of my channel, but some of it's actually funny like TheAist ;-]

Great job on this one! Demonstrate absurdity by being absurd!

[TheAist]

Thanks!

[gigantibyte]

When I make facial expressions like that guy you were spoofing, I'm usually in the crapper.

[TheAist]

lmao

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

How many takes did you have to go through to make that so perfect?!

[TheAist]

1 take, but i did edit out a couple times i laughed. also i watched the original repeatedly.