FULL VIDEO: Panama City FL Bank Robbery Witness Carter Johnson

[kjmarc]

if he would have included the word "cuttin' it" he'd be president

[recordbookbearhunter]

Carter Johnson for President !!

[wendyspwnsu]

gettin it diggin like that...like dale jr....

[Kuetonius]

i found hiz roots...watch?v=w3ysuG2O0zw lol

[gift2uma]

yo I want to party with that dude. who else can rock a coonskin hat like that?!

[richardsl17]

Press 3 ... coonskin man is lookin sexy...

6 isnt too shabby either

[allturbo16]

@furyan1 me neither! Panama City is back on the map for something stupid

[rushnut1958]

Breaking: Carter invited to speak at GOP convention!

[LCSvlogs]

he looks just like justin timberlake

[panamacityplaya]

Carter Johnson is the god damn man. There aint anyone of you fuckers that could wear a coonskin hat and still be a respectable individual. Rock and Roll Panama City!

[SuRihtanil]

The words he used... I understood him completely, maybe because I am from West Virginia? llollz

[furyan1]

cant believe i live in panama city lol

[Roughskinned]

At .33 i love shirtless carters trailer constructed out of exterior doors!

[bongripper850]

i think its probably scrapper joes trailer...

[volaju2071]

KILL EVERYTHING SOUTH OF THE MASON DIXON LINE WITH FIRE!!!!!!

[ohmylort8D]

@volaju2071 w t f ?

[ohmylort8D]

haha. he came in...dukes o' hazzard....gettin' it, digging like 'at like dale jr. <3 hahahahah

[dej769]

@volaju2071 It will take more than fire.We'll just piss on it and put it out!Haven't you ever heard a country boy can survive?

[wesisverylegend]

viral video alert

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

he came in, dukes of hazard like that dale junior fella

[memberHD]

1:05 is what we call internet gold

[countrygirl33806]

i love the redneck <3 hahaha Earnhardt jr. FTW!!

[DaProtege]

0:32 Where's your shirt Carter?

[WTFFTW3567]

GETTIN' IT!

[ruler1500]

Carter Johnson is the next Antoine Dodson

[DiemThaiMusic]

ugh.. i need to get out of panama..

[liproco]

I hear an autotune song coming on like the Dukes of Hazzard and Dale Jr. both!

[primestick]

Me: "hey wife come watch this"

Wife: " Is that Joe Dirt ?"

[l0p3zKid]

The Soup.

[ivy0x0]

God bless America

[nfgpunkinatcha]

is nobody going to acknowledge that the reporter talks like derek zoolander?

[petealonzo52]

Ma'am, I have located the whereabouts of your missing cat. What remains of it's carcass now lies atop Mr. Carter Johnson's head.

[ShiZi999]

hahahaha aw man this is great

[emosk8erpunk21]

Pretty sure carter johnson is the illegitimate child of joe dirt and ricky bobby

[ShiZi999]

@emosk8erpunk21 LOLZ u got that right

[cjeffersoable]

I nominate Mr. Johnson to be the ambassador of the Redneck Riviera!!!  Priceless

[bongripper850]

meow Sir Johnson, meow. ;p

[PalmBeachSniper]

@bongripper850 "...I'm sorry, are you saying meow?...I could have swore you said meow..." "You stop laughin' right meow!" I love that scene..It makes me feel all nimbly, bimbly.

[rhinoinmn]

Shirtless Carter Johnson @ 0:32 Walkin' around all COPS. Gettin' it.

[ShiZi999]

@rhinoinmn hahaha exactly

[BonafideToolJunkie]

Jeff Foxworthy, we located your missing boy.

[edf13]

On a secondary note Andrew Ruiz sounds like a character on South Park

[Natetheboss9]

Ya, its funny, but I dont see why everyone thinks this is the greatest hillbilly that they have ever seen...

[Htown75]

Dude is a freaking LEGEND!!!

[MusiQKisLiPHe]

real life joe dirt lmao

[a081531]

Carter is da fashizzle!

[JDMurT88]

Heart of America 1:05 to 1:15

[xxxWarriorGoddessxxx]

Carter Johnson: the white Antoine Dodson.

[mnopq80]

I thought lesbians were trying to rob the bank

[mydeftones]

Carter ? you mean Justin Timberlake

[handsomemikeG]

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

[jhallen2260]

Fuckin sweet hat!

[kakuichi]

@brians09challenger MF'N Carter MF'N Johnson, That's who!

[pmpkng]

@1:06 LMAO Tosh needs to do a web redemption

[thefirebuilds]

Holy fuck Florida.

[mobleycd]

@thefirebuilds yup. thats pretty representative of our redneck riviera right thurr

[01CumminsJG]

This guy deserves tickets to every NASCAR race for the rest of his life!! Good god, Dale Jr. and the Dukes of Hazard right off the top of his head! This dude is a god damn modern day Shakespeare. It's like Ron Burgandy and Keith Stone had a kid man. He's one smooth motherfucker no doubt! And hell yes I wanna party with Carter Johnson! Why? Cause that's a man that clearly doesn't give a flying fuck about anything man! It takes balls to set a fashion trend my friends!

[californiaisgarbage]

my world starts at 1:05, thats when all is right

[vudoo72]

Joe Dirt lives!!!!!

[stillphil]

Carter will be autotuned and go on to fame and fortune in a series of movies as Justin Timberlake's twin.

[Earthstepr]

I will personally fly Carter and his hat to Fred's Place bar in Mountain View, CA to fete him amongst Silicon Valley's leading dive bar intelligentsia. Carter - call me. Sparky

[carterj694201]

@Earthstepr never been to cali. but i got cali love hit me up on fb lets figure this here thing out

[hsthompson71]

I wanna fuckin party with the dude in the coonskin hat!

[goldenboi24k]

The Credit Union's logo looks like Swastika. Look at the window at 0:53

[xenophile407]

Dukes AND Dale Jr. in the same sentence This Guy's Good!!!!!

[jaxbchbabe]

bahaha....hookd up

[helltrackrider]

Reppin' the HANDLE!!!

[castormarie]

:o

[UncleItchyBalls]

@castormarie 8o

[1988fordranger4x4]

Haha dukes of hazzard

[wasrad]

ddavvyyyyyyy

ddavvyyyy crocket....

[UncleItchyBalls]

Carter @ 1:05