Why I HATE Facebook Rant

[MrXtheManimal]

OMG I can't stand when people countdown for their birthday... and then they post a status EVERY day about how they pre-celebrated their own birthday... Dear GOD shut up!!!

[MrSmileyMem]

I hate that for SOMEONE (not everyone) is facebook a competition of popularity.

[hero1112007]

i hate the duck face and the " i gotta phone" pictures

[ashleytfan098]

i added your hippo :D

[CharHAHAHAHAHAH]

I hate stuck up bitches on facebook+ People who always send you game request. But for the photographer one.... hmm i don't know they might say Photography but not "I'M A FREAKING PHOTOGRAPHER" but if they do... then okay i'll give you that one -_-. LOL

[xXxChocolateLovexXx]

I hate all those pages that post the SAME THINGS! >:(

You know, those mainstream pages with like a million fans? (For example: "My Parents should be Proud of me Becoz I'm addicted to FB not drugs) They all post the same things. If you're going to make a page, post your own crap!

Like one time they posted a picture of Brock, Ash and Misty and said "Hey, remember this trio? ;)" YES! WE DO! SHUT UP!

[foxymusiclover92]

I love your dog!

[imadollsinq2time]

i took a picture of a flower

nek minnet

100dollar

[MDMmarcusdibblemedia]

i got a pool

[imadollsinq2time]

@MDMmarcusdibblemedia

i got a bigger pool



[natalieandskylar123]

i added your hippo

[jayOHcomedy]

Hey everyone! I also hate facebook, I made a vid to tell you why, please check it out

[landonchowder]

whenever someone leaves a "kkk" or something like that at the end of a wall post, i swear to god im gonna write lmnopqrs and when the bitch is like "what the fuck?" i'll just say "oh i thought we were doing the alphabet and you know you might have needed a bit of help"

[MegaWhatdidyousay]

i hate facebook cause of the pokers !

[pbandj098]

I hate facebook because someone hacked me

[gummynumberone]

@pbandj098 is theyre ways to stop getting hacked?

[pbandj098]

@gummynumberone no and I also hate how they are changeing it

[caramelturnip]

I don't have a facebook but it seems on EVERY SINGLE chat room every girl posts I'm so ugly :( It's really stupid because that girl knows she's pretty but just wants people to take pity on her and go No you're not you're pretty :)

[natalieandskylar123]

i added your hippo

[MegaGlitterful]

i hate it when send me requsets in games i dont pplay

[RoyalAngel18]

i hate when ppl post "Oh Im ugly like if you disagree!"

[obbiebryce420]

I hate when girls are obviously pretty but they go on 20 minute rant about how there so ugly. Like i understand you wanna sound selfseord, but a thank you would be nice for once.

[14MCbucksFTW2]

Theres this gay kid who posts comments like " I wish i could go back in time and see where life fucked me over" and " why can't my emotions shut up" then when people comment asking whats wrong he says "i don't wanna talk about it right now" or " I don't like people feeling bad for me." Now one gives a fuck about ur life!! Especially if u don't even wanna talk about it unjust want people to pity you. STFU and stop whining attention whore!

[siccmadeskaters]

i hate it when people post an inside joke as a status! a status is for all 500 or however much friends you have for them to see it! you dont post a status only 1 person will understand...

[normiii1000]

im addictid to fb &'d stuff but wat i hate is wen someone takes a pic of themselves den someone comments &'d says "u look pretty" den they comment ">:( ughh i hate disz pic i look so ugly" or stuff like dat .. why da fck would dey post da pikkk if they think dey look ugly??!!

[DisneyCrazyyx]

i only go on facebook for 5 mins then i'm off it's gone so boring now and it's causes arguements which is pathetic it's full of bitches and stuff on it :P

[lifeasavideox]

I Hate When People Say "Ewe I Hate This Pic" Than The Next Day Its There Profile Picture..Haha.

[thatdudecozz89]

Facebook sucks...Bunch of whores, heffas, skanks, hoodrats, underage spoiled brats, and people who are so fucking desperate for attention.

[8luvbug]

Lol at your dog he's so cute

[SoccerAna4]

I see a hippo(:

[Russirus]

i fucking hate those LMS statuses. Its like bored 12 year olds taking over... Or when people act completely different on facebook than they do in real life

[ShadowGunner82]

Only reason I have Facebook is for events that I plan...that's it.  99.9% of the stuff people post is compete shit.

[96brisa]

I hate it when ppl like post pis in the bathroom in front of the mirror and you can see the toilet background, wow Hheheh

[rozzie101]

I hate it when people post about all the drama they are going through. & when you comment on it, they tell you to 'F' off and mind your own bizz...

[Coffee10Beans]

...and your Facebook page is perfect I take it?

[gothgrl50]

OMG!!!! THAT PILLOW!! IN THE BACKGROUND!!! I HAVE THE SAME PILLOW AND I HAD IT SINCE I WAS 2 AND I CANT GO TO BED WITHOUT IT!!!!! OMG I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE SAME ONE!!

[Lovey14Dovey]

I couldnt listen cause the music' Lol !

[mio68df]

i hate everything about facebook

[vizio1126]

i soooooooooo agree with u!

[lainey123bug123]

i added your hippo =P

[bobbeta30]

I hate when people say "truth issssss that" What does it mean?

[SuzanneHarvey]

I added your hippo

[liv4evergurl11]

Ok this is all so true oh yea and my bro told me liking ur own status is like high giving urself

[sbrinkley8]

I hate that people you dont even know send you friend request! I ALWAYS decline them.

[GayWorldOrder]

FUCK YOU STUPITAZZ HOE, I LOVE FACEBOOK??!

THREE DUDE SUCK MY COCK AWREDY, I MET THEM ON FACEBOOK!!

[xJessicaPolarBearx]

@GayWorldOrder omg....

[ebzibop]

So true, So true!

[xXxChocolateLovexXx]

I hate when people take those pictures of themselves making a hand heart and tag their friends. Well, that part doesn't bother me too much, but what bothers me is when people take a billion of those pictures. People don't want to be tagged in a billion pictures of your hands.

[boggle12345677]

i added your hippo

[Preposisjon]

I like my own statuses. 'Cos I'm sexy.

[briancalifornia1]

People even check into places it says where they are on their mobile devices it's like common you don't have to tell the whole world where you are

[briancalifornia1]

I just deleted mine yesterday I don't feel safe anymore on it like you think your settings are all private but it leaks out where anyone can read anything and it can get you I trouble. So I am out of harms way with out it. Plus you have so many friends half of them or more are not your real friends some can be back stabers etc.

[jojojohanna123]

Face book is EVIL!

[XsumoXmonkeyX]

I laugh at my own jokes all the time

[juicia8]

you should swear more. it would be more funny.

[mybeingrandom]

I added your hippo

[jaafariaamer]

i hate that my parents won't let me have one untill im 21....

[gummynumberone]

@jaafariaamer they wont ler u??

[PsychoSpider15]

i hate how when girls take alot of pics of themselves and post that they r ugly knowing they aren't so guys can tell them they r hot or whatever it's like dude u don't need 1000000000000000000 pics of ur self

[TheBlueHeroes]

@PsychoSpider15 YES. YES. YES. But even if they are hot, they're fucking vain.

[fatbummblebee]

I HATE HOW EVERYONE CHANGES THER STATUS'S EVERY 2 MINUTES!!!!!! lol

[smileykylielovesyou]

your funny :)

[leonardhuh]

check out my facebook rant 

[GalwayChick]

i hate when people pose in pictures ! like when they put they're two fingers over they're mouth while sticking out they're tounge lol

[maddiekountz123]

Omg! I hate when ppl will say oh I love this person and i love that person I mean seriously no one cares who u love! But any ways ur vids r AWESOME! ~purple hippos

[AwesomeSuperKids]

I hate when your family that you aren't even close to comment ON EVERY SINGLE post you have.

[arthur93v]

damn girl i'll be serious, you sound so much depressive that the dog is 10 thousand times interesting

[LuluHannaLove]

I added your hippo :)

[clairearoonie]

I hate it how peple r obsessed wif FARMVILLE! Wats the big deal?!?!?! u plant crops and wait 4 them 2 grow.

[PsychoSpider15]

@clairearoonie lmfao

[crzune]

I hate when people make a depressing status, and you ask them what's wrong then they're like "ah. don't worry about it." why the hell did you make that status then idiot???

[iamyourimagination]

i hate it when there's a horrible picture of you, and people tag you on it. I think it's equivalent to making fun of somebody or writing something mean about them.

[xevanescencex4evax]

i have'nt been on facebook for years.. happily

[SomeBlokeLol]

I hate Facebook itself, and the people who use it are a close second. I hate the concept of it.

[YoudRatherBeWithAnna]

Also when people spam your wall...Courtney

LOL i hate wall spammerers

[MsBusyizzy]

Thumbs up if u saw the ad and thought it was the vid

[pinolerak72]

I hate that everyone who has facebook all do the same thing.

[amandajack007]

no have respect for your self >:D ahahaha

[SabrinaFBallGirl]

Ur really pretty... but no ofence do u even know wht facebook is??? LMAO

[aninjamnky]

ok your annoying . i hate you .

[EWeezied]

I love taking pictures of clouds.... They're so cute and fluffy!(:

[soapy8471]

i you dont like facebook than dont sign up.

[TurkiishG]

i would fuck you

[hannahjuliette56]

You really remind me of Jenna Marbles. You speak exactly the same as her :o

[Rosecute329]

i dislike that we cant dislike like i can dislike this vid!

[lorengreen123]

i hate it when people post music videos from facebook like everyday because they think they no good music and have good music taste when people have already heard the tunes and dont need it clogging up there news feed

[Rand0mlyAws0m]

yah after seeing this it makes me realize how stupid fb is...bye fb!

[PurpleFreak76]

Julhippo, this is the cute dog police. You're going to have to send over your dog in a big box with air holes because he is too cute for you. I must have Jasper! <3

[neurogirl12]

i like u'r rant but i hate the music in the background music.... probably just me. ^-^

[jordyypie78rocks]

2:00 - 2:46 the dog is funny and cute like hes licking himself :) and at 2:00 hes just looking bored ;D

[wb40slim]

I hate when there's thst one person who has to comment & or like everything you do on fb

[Malloryrocks21able]

I added your hippo :D

[funnystar16]

my friend posted on fb her self INSIDE winking to the camera in her swimsuit and posted it on all my guy friend's wall. T_T

[DeathLee28]

agreed

i shall now write another rant inspired by you

[LivingLikeChlea]

ahahah! your soo right!

[MissZoya100]

How old are you ??? x

[strawberrie500]

Wow what a pretty and big cat ^o^

[llamasarefuzzy7]

"I added your hippo"

[vintagelondongirl]

i feel sometimes people make Facebook into a popularity contest, Honestly if you have over 200 friends you have no life your just adding random people you have never met..... that's a little creepy (NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE)

[angielala101]

i hate people who take pictures of them self 24/7

[Maddiexoxxo]

Same bracelet! Winning.

[roger7829]

i was just looking at the dog the whole time

[Luvmeforeva243]

i added your hippo

[doomsday799]

why would I kill you

[bangles1234]

yea i dont hv a face book 4 tht exact rasons!

hehe im a bad speller

[amandos17]

so true people ruin stuff

[tori0613]

i added your hippo :)

[Thesheilygirl]

What I hate about Facebook , is : you liking your own status , it's like high fiving , yourself , it just doesn't work -_- .

[mfoy29784]

i hate when people have a picture in the mirror with there phone and then put it as there profile picture

[XxDarkAngelzOfDawn]

ok honestly, your talking about people being annoying on FB, yet your the one being annoying just complaining about everyone. People have there own things they like to do, you dont need to complain . There is most likely alot of things people dont like about you

[julhippo]

@XxDarkAngelzOfDawn Ok honestly, you're being dumb. If you didn't want to hear me complain, don't click a video with the title "Why i HATE Facebook RANT" because obviously it was going to be a rant. I can complain all i want, this is MY Youtube channel. I don't care what you think. The only reason you're mad is probably because you do all of those things (: Bye!

[theseventhson95]

@julhippo well said

[FruitNinja21]

@XxDarkAngelzOfDawn you should of considered the title first before you clicked on the video obviously hence the word hate is most likely to be some one bitching of about you know... FACEBOOK! and theres probably a ton of things people dont like about you i mean get real man... woman... whatever

[XxDarkAngelzOfDawn]

@FruitNinja21 i didnt click on it FYI ! i have auto play. so that was the next video to play! and i had another page open, and then i heard her talking. She just seems to be the type of person to sit there and get bothered and annoyed by EVERYTHING! just one of the snooty little bitchy blonds! and this wasnt your convo, so why dont u go find something else better to do with your pathetic life, and leave me alone

[pinolerak72]

@XxDarkAngelzOfDawn Just because she hates a social network doesn't mean she is a snotty little bitchy blonde* who gets annoyed by EVERYTHING. You made a public comment, if you had a problem and didn't want anyone replying to you then you should've just messaged her.

[FruitNinja21]

@FruitNinja21 1.okay your just plain sad and 2. why waste you time giving her a lecture just because you dont like a video why not just click on another.3. im pretty much a strait A so go take out you problems on someone else thats as sad as u are.4. who cares if its not my conversation i got a good point and you dont.

[Snipeout101]

@XxDarkAngelzOfDawn the only reason you hate this video is becasue you fit the discrption of exactaly what people hate about facebook, bitch about one thing after another, having 800 freinds when you dont know 95 percent of them and the other 4 percent are your family does it really make you feel better when you have virtually freinds

[XxDarkAngelzOfDawn]

@Snipeout101 actually , you simple minded REJECT! i only have close friends and family on my FB. i dont have a bunch of idiots like u on there. only people who actually MATTER!

[thatlostguy22]

"just no" lol

[ebzibop]

Yea you are so right. Thumbs?

[NSNismyworld]

Oh and, I added your hippo on facebook.

[NSNismyworld]

I loove facebook.. D: Im on it right now, But the thing i dont like is when people talk all ghetto like this.. -----> HeyY hOmiiEe , AhA , WaSzz CraCkiiNn' ? Its so annoying!

[nattybear21]

@julhippo Omg i just compared ur video of where ur 13 and say 5 funny things u do in ur room and now u lost ur braces, look so pretty, ur voice has changed and isnt like a queek.... OMG ur sooooooooooo awesome!

[TheMurderfaceX]

Just kick thier asses!!!

[makinwaffles4u]

Wellz tooo bad just ignore it but u r causing drama too by makin this vid im not hatin just saying just let them be till some one beats them up lol

[TheMurderfaceX]

Lms

[dognrunn]

Tagging people who dont like to be tagged ( I mean you know that person you shouldnt always tag them ... or something, tag after tag. Phrases. Threats that can turn serious to a police thing. shouldnt!!! need to see photos! hint ... and yay you get the point.

[2011Irishkid]

Ummmm, If you dont like all the drama of people posting why not just delete the people who keep making the drama? Oh and the pictures thing, Why are you looking fi you dont like it so much? You can easily just ignore that. Some people just arent mature enough to know when to say they hate something because of stupid reasons like that.

[super5friends]

the thing I HATE ABOUT FACEBOOK IS ALL THIS TXT SPEAK SOMEONE POSTED ME A MESSAGE SAYING LMFAOROTFLOLBTWWYCTMPOS

[StrayghtRand0mnes5]

Yeah to be an ass I'm always naked on Facebook and I get...0 likadids...I'm too sexy for Facebook...I'm moving to bookface

[MissPEACE28]

UGH THERES THIS GIRL THAT HAS BIG FAKE BOOBS THAT ALWAYS TAKES PICS OF HERSELF WITH TIGHT SHIRTS AND BATHING SUITS INDOORS. EVERYONE CALLES HER PRETTY . SHE GETS 200 LIKES PER PIC. JUST BECAUSE OF HER BODY. wtf. SHE WEARS 2 BRAS TO MAKE HER BOOBS LOOK BIGGER AND HER ATTENTION! but if you REALLY look at her, she has the FACE OF A MAN AND THE BODY OF A PROSTATUTE. shes SO FULL OF HESELF TOO. -_____- -.-.

[Bubiizdabest]

The bikini thing. Yes omg so many people at my school do that and I'm like WTF ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET. YOUR HALF NAKED

[whitegirlgotswag25]

i hate those game requests that people send u lol

[MrFumify]

@whitegirlgotswag25 Same !!! :D

[bubblebear37]

I like facebook but all of these things are reallyyyyyy annoying!!!

[RawrTara52]

Yep..I get the why girls put pictures of them in there bikinis . I'm not even old enough to go to high school yet and girls are doing that !

There was one girl who put a picture up like that and got 20 likes from a bunch of guys !

[ThePrincessFarrah]

I added your hippo

[cupcakeninja03]

when people add photos of them selfs and say they look bad.. why would they put it up if they dont like it

[LACKproductions]

when people constantly make their statuses song lyrics. ugh. annoying.

[joelol19132]

i love facebook death to the facebook hates beside the girl that made this vid bc she pretty <3

[nameofcool]

i hate facebook to !!!!!!!!!!!! its kida stupid

[nameofcool]

i hate facebook to !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yoshi1x8]

I dislike Facebook for 4 things so far Depressing messages, Grammer status when people use abreviations for every word not everyone knows what Smh means 3rd is it corrupts people 4th when u try to help someone and they say I posted this for so & so not you ... :u other than that people just love sharing

[eatingsomecereal]

I hate when people post inside jokes on facebook... then you like it.... and THEN they tell you it's an inside joke... and you feel stupid...

BUT i love facebook<3

[iLoveJJwebshows101]

Has anyone told u ur pretty? Well u r(: I wish I was as pretty as u

[julhippo]

@iLoveJJwebshows101 awhh thankyuou :D and i love JJ's vidz too!

[PopCulture20]

@julhippo LOVE THE MUSIC!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA DID YOU PRODUCE THESE SOUNDS?

[BinkySkittleson]

I hate it when like pages rape your newsfeed.

[Giratios]

what i h8 bout fb? the new chat, spammers and retards :D evrythin els is kewl Bl

[MrLegendarypedobear]

The only thing I do is piss people off, And I pissed off a guy and a girl that took a bathing suit picture.



[Giratios]

@MrLegendarypedobear i care because...?

[malfoydude]

your dog is sooo adorable

[becleigh97]

i get annoyed with the events for everything. people who dont do that should make an event to update your status after everything. like, people who never update, say everything. 'just ate breakfast!' ' my shower was cold :(' 'my water is clear'. i mean, seriously?

[TheXxHELENxX]

can't........stop..........hah­hahahahahahahahahahahaha i just can't hold it in!

[MrsDestinyluvsyew]

you look like jan urskowski! r u related to him in any way?

[Sunen001]

I hate when people write everything they do in real life on facebook:

I just took a shower

Had a fun time walking my dogs

blah blah just did something nobycares about, just want attention

Do Not f**king Care!

Thats why, when I finally log on Facebook, I just log out again...

[bvbarmy4ever30]

i hate when girls put up a zillion photos of just them. and them tags themselves, no shit its you, you dont have to tag yourself! and i agree obiously it mean someone has no friends when they LIKE THEIR ON STATUS! it annoys me=.=

[leelawsonuk]

I agree with everything you said :)

[mick91z24]

good video but music was little annoying

[Ginaa7731]

I agree with ya 130%!!! especially about how the girls should have a little respect for themselves!

[Snype24]

i added your hippo lol

[TealStevie]

I hate how they keep changing facebook