Long Hauls and Close Calls by Hank III - Hellbilly version

[billbatman64]

yeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwww..Hank III just simply kicks ass

[kurczak88]

so stoned right now buehehehe wskld;amdc

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

type in "long h" in the search bar and see the 1st suggestion.

WARNING: YOU WILL BE DISSAPOINTED

[ARCSK8R1]

@THEFLYINGREDNECK WTF the warning was fucking right

[hellbilly45acp]

1:44 "Do not touch the trim !!"

[CosmicDestroyer99]

@hellbilly45acp LOL squidbillies

[samyyy429]

best fucken song in the world.

hellbetty pride right hurr. fuck yeah [><]

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

uh, no idea satan sold his soul to hank iii

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

HANK III > SATAN

[MrFuckyouintheneck]

HOLY SHIT! I didnt even notice Johnny Hiland was in this video. HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!

[jpkilldriver]

This Mother Fucker makes me Proud to be an American. "we are a certain breed and we don't like you" 3 shades of Black my Friends

[pbrskater26]

@jpkilldriver

We live hard and fast and we dont care what the system says about us! Besides outlaw country is not much deforent then punk, one is just played faster and this song just mixed the two together!!

[pbrskater26]

Dude he is playing at the roseland theator on the 30th in portland oregon!! I saw COE play there 3 months ago! god this is going to be a kick ass summer!

[hunterfisher09]

this motherfucker makes me proud of my southern roots

[marko6849]

Oh My

[Morthund]

Drunken Cow-Punk Noir..

[roothead1]

Best music video ever!

[jj35265]

I think the bass player forgot his strap.... Great song

[stopglobalswarming]

Holy shit, how do we get this guy to play with Clutch?

[Brodir100]

Ass stompin'. Very catchy, gotta love Hank jr jr.

[kennebellcobra600]

Getting drunk and rasing hell in dixie. Been playing Hank III all day, and it will keep playing all night cause no one's gonna rap fuck my stereo.

[az62289]

this vid makes me wanna find someone in a suit & knock em out

[cowboyfromky]

dam this song makes me want to kill someone jk just bet the fuck out of them

[TheHellbillylegion]

WELL THE DEVIL IS MY FRIEND......(S.E.B.666 AND ALWAYS WILL BE)

[landinitestacalda83]

1:16 cliff burton RIP. hank for president.

[shadow72510]

@landinitestacalda83 dude i noticed that to, freaking awesome, and somewhere in the first half of the video, i think the bassist has a metallica shirt on, and a saw a CFH tattoo somewhere

[demonsrt4]

@shadow72510 yes phil anselmo from pantera and hank 3 play together in a band called arson anthem also! didn't know if you knew! If not check 'em out Hank 3 plays drums!

[6missmay]

drink till u black out and drink more



[REBELMARIA81]

@6missmay: Funny shit...LOL. I've done that before & don't remember it, best of times! Cheers!

[Jenult]

HANK WILL NEVER DIE LIKE THE REBEL YELL!!!

[Cionaodh57]

@Jenult The Rebel yell ain't dead.

[SuperZombie85]

i made a rebel flag out of letters but it won t let me post it so (x)

[SuperZombie85]

ive spent days on days working in the alberta oilfield took alot of shit to keep going lost everything like agood ole boom and bust now im cleaned up broken fucked up i get to watch people i know kill them selvs the crack dealer is the most popular person in town and its a small town you people want to see the real oil kings of alberta there not the ones in offices in the usa there in graves in crack houses or mindless i was once happy to be albertan but they killed us so they can have our candy

[helltrackrider]

9 Kid Rock fans...faggots.

[helltrackrider]

Bad Ass jam...fucking hate work; keeps me from drinking Natty and jamming Hank III!!!

[gregorich3]

AddaBoy Hank !!luv it,,

[Slatanichellbilly]

Love me some Hank the third!

[EZisasEZdoes]

Praise Satan and pass the ammo!

[pbrskater26]

@EZisasEZdoes

ha ha ha, dude hell yeah!!

[AUSSIE90ify]

OMG. What's Up !!!

[mdsco1]

Great trucking song.  Great live show hardest country band ever.

[rustycarver1966]

I REALLY DIG THE HELL OUT OF ALL 3 HANKS,BUT WHATS UP WITH ALL OF THE SATANIC SHIT????

[jessefaceheadbrain]

@rustycarver1966 duh. satan is cool

[pbrskater26]

@rustycarver1966

Thats hank 3's way of being anti-pop countery Fuck Tayler Swift!!!

[cherryonion]

best music video i ever seen. i know its not the actual lyrics but i think "my own hillbilly right" fits so well.

[49pont]

damn, looks like fun!

[49pont]

damn, looks ike fun!

[SSmetalwarslut]

the footage of the nuns appears to be from the 1971 film, The Devils

[pollykook]

@SSmetalwarslut 

Thanks a mill for the laughs and the info; I was wondering what film that was.

[Slamgrass1]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­CKKKK YEAH!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!

[waymay23]

hank iii is the best he aint fake like all thes new country singers hes a true hellbilly

[eggstoryz]

There is a pic of him and Unknown Hinson at 1:45

[ThealmightyThintendo]

damn he looks like his grandpa

[sickpainevil]

Fucken awesome!

[Normdogg1985]

f'n hardcore, man

[Krystalxx420x]

Gonna go see Hank III and Assjack in two weeks at 123 Pleasant Street!! I'm fuckin psyched!!

[banjohead292]

seen III in SC on the third of that month. was having a ball until that "tea" got a hold of me. missed alot of good songs i like but got to see this one.

[Fell545]

FUCK YAH!!! HANK 3!!!!!!!!!!



[JayCore666]

Fuck that Pop Country bullshit.

[schizobipolarjoe]

@JayCore666 fuck your self in the bad a few more times... do it for are entertainment. open your mind to different music.

[MrOutlawCountry]

put this on cmt if you want real country music television

[skeetabix36]

Awesome video!!

I hope Hank III comes 2 England one day

[rottenhills1986]

@skeetabix36 he was here earlier on in the year dude! saw him in london it was fucking awesome!

[skeetabix36]

@rottenhills1986 Shit I never knew that. Im gutted I missed him

[twohatsful]

im more rockabilly than hillbilly but this guy is making me think i should loose the quif and get a truck and a shotgun. rock and hillbilly roll !!!

[schizobipolarjoe]

@twohatsful um so he is a hillybilly because he's got a cowboy hat on? maynard from tool wears a cowboy hat, so would you call maynard a hillybilly? people try to hard to separate them selfs from the rest of the world.

[SouthOfTen]

@schizobipolarjoe I think you missed the part where he said HELLBILLY as opposed to Hillbilly.

[SouthOfTen]

@schizobipolarjoe  I think you missed the part where he said HELLBILLY as opposed to Hillbilly. I would call maynard inbred

[schizobipolarjoe]

@SouthOfTen learn to read dumbass because he said hillybilly, unless he was being sarcastic eat my shit and die because I don't give a shit what you think.

[SouthOfTen]

@schizobipolarjoe learn to spell dipshit

[schizobipolarjoe]

@SouthOfTen learn to not be a cunt as I eat your flesh punk ass bitch.. don't talk shit you never know who you are talking too.

[SouthOfTen]

@schizobipolarjoe whatever Pussy bring it on!

[SSmetalwarslut]

@SouthOfTen D - I -P - S - H - I - T, like that?

[420sledge]

dig it.

[herrkooled]

Forever live the Confederate Nation.

[ShaneCawthon]

@herrkooled

lol the CSA died 150 years ago

[Cionaodh57]

@ShaneCawthon No it didn't, it's just occupied right now.



[ShaneCawthon]

@Cionaodh57 for 150 years? that's an awful long occupation.

[Cionaodh57]

@ShaneCawthon Yup. The CSA never surrendered, and President Jefferson Davis specifically refused to do so when force was attempted. Lee surrendered; President Davis did not. The CSA government remains the legitimate government, but in exile. One must distinguish between de jure and de facto governments. The empire's government is DE FACTO. Long live Dixie!

[Cionaodh57]

@ShaneCawthon Yup. Why do you think there are so many military installations in the south?

[williamhammond1]

h3 is good  he used to play sav ga

[Bigbadred23]

Who are the 9 Dick heads who gave this a thumbs down?

[the06rebel]

Hank motherfuckin III Bitch ass motherfuckers!! If you dont like Hank3 FUCK YOU

[XxWINxX94]

Unknown Hinson 1:45 !!!

This vid & Hank III are raw!

[hondaman353]

bad ass video

[deadsinktohell]

great song, really good album! buy it! ASSJACK is also really good.

[Belk1488]

This is one wild video

[11yearoldscene]

HeLlBiLyS!!!!!

[dime6664ever]

I would love to get drunk as hell and smoke some bud with hank 3 and the unknown henson.. They both seem to be some cool mother fuckers haha.

[moebiscuits]

Jesus...I was glued to the monitor for 3 minutes, jaw on the desk, speechless. He sings like his grandpappy, but with more gut-wrenching riffs.

[banjohead292]

Hank Sr. was a hellraiser, Jr followed his footsteps, now III is taking it to a new level! absolutely love his music. Whether it's AssJack or The Damn Band, Country Metal sounds damn good to me!

[Alabamaredneck]

@ randommagnum look up Alone and Dying, Lost In Oklahoma, Stoned And Alone, Angel Of Sin, Callin Your Name.. and on and on... all Hank III originals and if they ain't country you can kiss my ass

[mikea2001]

I can't get enough of this

[SymAmineC8H11N]

i know right, its absurd like gwar; but still entertaining

[TheJoelef]

this,pantera,maylene and the sons of disasters, lynard synard,waylon jennings hank sr. makes for a good night of drunkiness, weed, hell rasing and fucking women.

[tromaville666]

He's the BEST!

[1mullenix]

i could die to this

[md65no]

Fuck ya!!!!! bald knobbers, Jack, Jim, mud and iii

[tsweigart87]

Hell yeah little nick is becoming famous lol got his time in here nick is the man

[hellbilly3611]

@Nick .. Agreed see u in hell

[NickLikesToSweepPick]

If all that 2012 end of the world shit ever starts to happen I'm takin a hellbilly ride like the one in this video. I'm gonna get fucked up drunk, drive around destroying shit, and causing chaos until either I die of alcohol poisoning or crash my truck and die.

[Krystalxx420x]

@NickLikesToSweepPick

Lol, that sounds like a typical weekend of mine and my friends.... all except the crashing and dying part. HELLBILLIES fuckin do it like nobody else can dream of! Can't wait til Hank III comes back to WV....

[NickLikesToSweepPick]

@Krystalxx420x Haha, looks like my ass needs to move down your way.

[avrillovers1011]

@NickLikesToSweepPick

HELL YEAH, Can I ride shotgun?

[fuckncoons01]

@NickLikesToSweepPick damn good plan! stock up on gas beer and ammo!

[pbrskater26]

@fuckncoons01

Hell yeah and shoot some deer for meat!! I love Venicen!!! I love hunten!!

[40beerlover]

@NickLikesToSweepPick

Been there, done that. BUT.... I'm up for doing it AGAIN!!!!!

[NickLikesToSweepPick]

@40beerlover  Ride shotgun if ya want brutha!

[hauntedhouse321]

Love this!!!!!

[hauntedhouse321]

Love this!!!!!

[merlock666]

i wish it would get radio play

 its to crazy even for a rock station its wicked

[geniusofbrutality]

My own hellbilly right, Cause the devil is my friend...

[synmatik]

I love seeing Jesco White's picture and his name on the back on HANK III's jacket.

[hellbilly3611]

how did i miss this 666 f**ks yeeeeehaaaaaa

[arandompirate]

I'm seeing this hellbilly tomorrow night. Excited.

[benjyofwilmington]

added to my favorites!

[tasslehoff321]

Out-standing!

[alpinerang]

I don't really feel like i can relate to what he's saying, but i like the music. It's pretty awesome. He makes the only real country music any more. everything else is pop shit.

[xjollybobx]

This is literally the best fucking video I've ever seen. And as far as you fucks that just "casually" listen to Hank III are concerned, you will never understand how it is to be able to RELATE to his lyrics as opposed to simply hearing them. And if you didn't expect hostility from these particular fans when faced with negativity directed toward Hank III, your an idiot. He is one of the ONLY real country artists out there. That pop shit ain't worth a fuck.

[alpinerang]

FEED THE TROLLS MOAR!!!!!!!!!!

[Follaton]

@alpinerang MOOAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11­111oneeleven



[Tranquilx]

Ok, well people it's simple. Listen to the music you like. Your favorite music is no better then someone e'ses favorite music. I do infact enjoy Hank 3, but he isn't the greatest thing in country since sliced bread IMO. If only you could understand someone stating their opinion. Know the worst thing about Epic trolls? Too damn smart. Kudos Randommagnum you have provided me with quite a few laughs today... Everyone else..

The troll IS and ALWAYS WILL BE smarter then you. Quit feeding him.

[ThinkATX]

@Tranquilx @randommagnum

I think he's taking Outlaw country to a new level and putting his own twist on it. I like seeing people's interpretations of what something means to them. I agree he's not the greatest thing in country ever but I do enjoy his music from time to time.

[69racerx]

go back to listening to your shit kieth urban cd!

[randommagnum]

Why do all you Hank III meatheads think that you either listen to this garbage or Keith Urban? I don't listen to either. I listen to old country, anywhere from 30 to 50 ago, and newer stuff if it's still country and still has class.

Hank III has no class. He's like Rob Zombie trying to be a hillbilly. Total shit.

[crazedcountryrebel3]

If You Don't Like Hank 3, GO FUCK YOU!!!

Shelton puts the Dick back in Dixie, and the Cunt back in Cuntry!!! I luv ol' classic country, but today's shit suck!!!

[82Hellbilly]

I say we lynch this fag "randommagnum!!!"

[randommagnum]

ROTF Wow...doesn't take much to set an idiot Hank III concubine like you off! You want to kill me for saying that Hank III sucks...the only person who reacts like that is someone who has a crush on the person who was insulted, Hank III in this case.

They have a name for people like you: homosexual.

You want to lynch me...go ahead and try. Doesn't that frustrate you? LOL

[randommagnum]

Dude, seriously, erase that comment with your address. Don't post your address online for crying out loud! Don't you know that everything from spam robots to ID theft artists scan these things? Use your head.

Hey and why does that make you so mad? Only closet homosexuals get that mad when you call them out...they also try to overcompensate by acting like a badass "hell-billy". I guess we know what you are...homosexual... LOL

[chizhik69]

fuck you faggot. Antebellum88

[randommagnum]

@chizhik69  Are you Hank III meat heads ALL the same? Who is Antebellum88?

[Anonymous14166]

my favorite song from hank 3 right now

[Alabamaredneck]

@ randommagnum

look up hank III my sweet love aint around

[randommagnum]

@Alabamaredneck

Okay, just to be fair, I looked that up. Yes, that is a little more like country...although it's worth pointing out that it's his grandfather's song and not his, and his granddad did it much better (Hank III's voice sounds put-on). But yes, that's a little more like it.

Now, do Hank III's OWN songs sound like that? No, they sound like THIS garbage. Would his grandfather be proud of this shit? I doubt it. Left to his own devices, Hank III is a disgrace to his name.

[bzdell22]

The devils my friend!

[chizhik69]

white power CSA pride

[grantzip]

hey random ...... go fuck yourself......

[redneckpax]

fuckin love them trucks, and the music woohooooo

[superdieselturbo]

hey randommagnum blow me

[randommagnum]

I'd like to take a minute to thank all of you Hank III fans... I'm enjoying running this war with you.

[TheJoelef]

ramdommagnum listen to some of his others ong liek candiate for suidcide or whiskey ,weed and women. Those are mellow sons but there not second grade lyrics nor are his song meanings GENERIC fortune cookie crap like your Pop "country" shit. Hanks williams actually sings about what rural people go through not what a soccer mom goes through.

[randommagnum]

"Generic fortune cookie crap" and "soccer mom" music... What music is that? What music do I listen to? Go ahead and tell me...

Hank III doesn't sing about "what rural people go through"...ahh, you make it sound so noble...

He sings about what ASSHOLES DO, and about acting like an ASSHOLE.

"Candidate for suicide".... "Whiskey, weed and women"... So where do you live? What's the population in your community? You think that's "rural" life?

[tarzan138]

yeah,but,ol'hank III is cooler than you.

[35hankypanky]

anyone wanna trash on randommagnum?He is one of those narrow minded people who was fed the pop country shit like alan jackson.

[35hankypanky]

for one,im not a biker,though i like bikers cause they are real people.What is your picture of country music?I bet its of people that have never really stepped into the country.I am redneck all the way.you are right about that but im not a biker

[randommagnum]

Bikers are phonies too, otherwise they wouldn't need to wear that costume, or have their lives largely revolve around their vehicle, which is such a small part of life.

My picture of country music? There is no picture. It's all about the music, all about the audio itself.

[TheRerun32]

@randommagnum

I don't understand why you keep commenting on the video. If you don't like it then don't listen to it. I can't sit here and tell you what music you listen to, or that the music I enjoy is better than the music you enjoy. I love Hank lll. Mostly because I grew up in a rural community, but I also listened to Punk Rock. He blends them together for me. And for the record not all Hank III fans are meatheads, and how can you call someone phony that you don't even know?

[randommagnum]

Those are fair questions, posed in a civilized manner. Here are my answers:

I made one comment months ago, and everything since has been a response to someone's angry, foul and vulgar slandering of me. I don't know what coming from a rural background has to do with it, since Hank III is not as "rural" as he suggests, but whatever floats your boat I guess.

I call Hank III phony because I know the scene he's in, and what he's about, and he's a walking misrepresentation. JMHO

[TheRerun32]

I respect your opinion, you know to each his own. Coming from a rural background I grew up on country and southern rock. Then as a young teen I listened to Punk and a little Metal. For me Hank lll brings both of those genres together, and I think that lll, at least for me, may turn Punks or Metal heads onto other traditional country acts old and new. I am just speaking from personal experience though.

[bocephus3006]

you dont know anything about hank willams iii sir i can respect that you dont like him and thats your right to say so but to cast stones is just a sighn of ones own shortcomings in life so when you make a statment like that it paints a bright picture of your charecter.besides dont you have anything in life better to do than goin around makin bad comments about hank iii?

[randommagnum]

I actually do know a thing or two about Hank III and I also know a thing or two about country music. I respect people who respect the music, and I don't see that Hank III does that. You don't have to agree. I can't stop you from buying his music, so what are you worried about?

[karanoid]

@randommagnum I'm not going to assume (you know what they say bout that) we've met but don't hurt to ponder, "Have we?"

you might be a rural, hillbilly, redneck if you know that water floats any boat you wanna be in.

[randommagnum]

I don't think we've met. If we had, would you want to know anyway?

[pasudone]

your life is so boring dude, you are averyday here trying to tell us what kind of person is hank III, if we only like his music, dont waste more your time freaky boy.

[randommagnum]

I'll keep responding as long as I feel like it. Put that in your bong and smoke it.

[pasudone]

Yes, I´ll smoke in my bong my own good weed and i´ll listen to hank III with my friends til death, do you know what is a friend? or is your computer your only friend?

[TheJoelef]

I live in the city of st.paul and love this shit..Sick and tired of people calling talentless swift country...Country music is about raising hell not getting notice by the football palyer.

[randommagnum]

@TheJoelef

Country music is not necessarily about raising hell...it can be about anything, and can be way mellow. To say that any music where they don't scream TEXAS and sing about getting high isn't country is just buying into this fad.

[bocephus3006]

no its not but it can be and yes it is his music a fad is somthing everybody else does and one follows i think he came up with this kind a music hell billy. and as they say if you dont like hank willams you can kiss our ass.

[randommagnum]

Did he come up with it? At least he had his contribution to it, but I couldn't care less. It's shit. I won't kiss your ass though - I'll tell you like it is.

[35hankypanky]

lmao!some people dont have a perspective of what country really is.They are so stuck or force fed the stupid shit like kenny chestnutt to miss the real deal.Step into the outlaw country of today cause thats the real country not pussy shit.

[randommagnum]

@35hankypanky

I don't listen to Kenny Chesney. Mark Chesnutt is pretty good though... This shit isn't even country. It's like Rob Zombie or Marlyn Manson retreaded for the redneck wannabe market. Make songs about getting fucked up and being a badass, and scream "TTTTEEEEXXXAAAASSS!!!!" like you're tough or something, and you can sell this to people who write the kind of juvenile insults you do.

You're the people who call themselves "redneck" and dress like bikers.

[CHICOLEO666]

HANK III rules!!!

[COOPERJG041]

@randommagnum

if you dont like it then dont listen to it..simple as it comes..

[randommagnum]

I don't. I listened to this one time, no more. I'll still comment on it though...I'm not the only one who has a lot to say on it, so why not?

I will give you this: at least your comment wasn't meat-headed like all the rest.

[stephp669]

this stuff is awesome man , if you dont like it listen to something else ..... fags

[randommagnum]

Why does every one of you Hank III meat heads think that anyone who don't love this vile shit is a homo? Is that just the average level of sophistication of someone who is into this garbage? I guess so.

[pasudone]

...and I think to my self, if you dont like Hank III, just dont listen to him and stop posting comments in his videos black cocks sucker.

[randommagnum]

@pasudone

"black cocks sucker"

It's just like mangy flies going for the stinking shit. You meat heads are so predictable and limited.