People Who Love Giraffes Who Love Giraffes (The Song)

[KatetheMotorMouth]

Why hasn't this song stuck?! This is hilarious! Love it!

[likjewso]

Those where hamsters, Hank. Not mice.

[dc8r17]

Uploaded on my 21st birthday, one year after the first ever Nerdfighter sign display. True facts.

[PrimaryColoursdotcom]

New favourite vlogbrothers video :D I hope thats not too weird...

[rawrrar3]

this song is so pervy..... xD 

[bluidemenace1]

Oh god... my roommate walked in at "bucks who love bucks who love does." I don't think I'll ever be able to look her in the eyes again.

[tacoismykitty]

every time i watch a video about giraffes loving giraffes, youtube thinks that i'd like to watch other videos of dogs loving dogs and rhinos loving rhinos, and thn my recommended videos box is full of all sorts of animals loving.

[nick4569ful]

fuck u

[justmerozzie]

feeling like you were part of nerdfighteria back when this was by watching all the videos

[Twefrence]

I actually felt a twinge of sadness when you said "John! I'll see you tomorrow." "No I won't"

I've been slowly getting through all the older vlogbrothers videos. I finished brotherhood 2.0 a week ago? and I've been so used to watching you guys make a video every single weekday =/

Hm... one day if Hank and John both need punishments, we should get them to do a whole MONTH of like brotherhood 3.0 or smt =P

[buhariwalla1]

@Twefrence that's been done :) (i did the same thing) 

[emavj97]

when my mom met my dad, she had recently gotten a haircut, from a trainging beauty student. she had her glasses taken, and then kept hearing the stylist saying "oh um... oops... I can fix that... oh dear Im sorry, oh, oops... whoops... oh my" and ended up with boy hair.

[Tawnyfur]

I liked this song a lot more than I thought I would. xD Poor Hank, having to go through scarring Google searches for a video. Oh, the things you do for us nerdfighters.

[TheTardisNamedSexy]

Oh geez. My mom looked over right as the "bucks who loves bucks who loves does" picture popped up and she looked at me, shook her head, and turned away. Thanks Hank...thanks a lot. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[theclaycharmzgirl]

@TheTardisNamedSexy win

[animecrazynerd]

@TheTardisNamedSexy Your username is the best!!!!!!

[TheTardisNamedSexy]

@animecrazynerd Thanks! I love love love Doctor Who. :D

[animecrazynerd]

@TheTardisNamedSexy I do to! It`s thanks to the vlogbrothers and charlieissocoollike that I found it!

[TheTardisNamedSexy]

@animecrazynerd I had heard a lot about it so I started watching the at second season of the new series. David Tennant is, of course, my favorite Doctor. There's just something about Ten that makes me happy. That hair, that smile, that outfit! Lean, long, and lanky. Mmm mmm mmm! :D

[SRBcoda]

you are an idiot...:(((

[tbgiglibuni]

One word: Rhinos.

[carbonatedcheese]

"John, I'll see you tomorrow! *shakes head* No... No, I won't"

sad ;=(

[MusicalAnimus]

"Fantastic Sam my ass!"

[JuLiAzCrackers]

those were dwarf hamsters.not mice.just sayin'.

[TheColbyChord]

I clicked on all other four (I think four) of your other videos titled something including "giraffe love" before finally finding this song.

[Kremecakes]

Did you know: When giraffes give birth, they stand up, so the baby falls almost 6 feet. Luckily, it's head is usually already touching the ground.

[gooseberry2k8]

Liking this, but not all the related videos.

[TheBlackScripture]

Whatt! I want to see Animal having sex not to see you .

Bra bra braaa  all time it so bored.

[NedISMcGregor]

Bunnies doing chickens...how else do you think they make easter eggs?

[beangirl1389]

I saw a guy with two giraffes hugging on his shirt, and asked if that was his giraffe love shirt. He just said its just a shirt, but I was thinking how wrong he was.

[thehsmluver]

baby giraffe!!!!!

[TheEzzran]

Uh.... Hank..... did you seriously Google "Bear Sex" and stuff to get these pics....

[KeleneLalaland]

The first song that I ever learned to play on guitar

[meeiscool]

i find this difficult to masturbate to.

[Tattas999]

You know, this video has gotten the same boom of views as your other giraffe love videos, but not as many dislikes.

This means that the creepy perverts got what they were looking for with this video >.>

[456RLW]

Ima little scarred...but that's okay...

[dolphin64575]

1:42 :)

3:13 describes my strategy for looking for pictures of models to manip for my RPs

[Intothemoooon]

Baby produced from bunny/chicken love = EASTER EXPLOSION ORGANISM OF AWESOME...... a.k.a. marshmellow peep :3

[xSobhan]

10 million views for giraffe sex LOL

[shellfish1010]

His vocal quality is better than usual here.

[EmmyBea]

the giraffes are just touching and hugging...

...and nothing else

[waffleabc]

1:23 I don't need to say more.

[Gummybear89f]

183 people forgot to be awesome.

[Ookami1123]

subliminal giraffe pornography!? :O

[Gaskinator123]

how can you put onion rings on there. thats just wrong

[Demauscian]

"Where would America be?" America would be fine, Saudi Arabia is where most of the views on giraffe love videos come from.

[iRock71]

Oh, the nostalgia.

[opalbutterfly]

hey i wouldn't be a nerd fighter if it weren't for the giraffes! idk y but i saw it loved it and just finish the whole year of brotherhood 2.0....thank you.

and oh my goodness people textually communicate their moms with those hands!!!??

[SpindyRose]

I feel special because this was posted on my birthday =D

[bandotaku]

....my eyes have this painful, burning sensation in them....

Oh, wait I see Hank! They feel better now!

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@silvertonguedbard

and you are a foul, undigested lump

[Narglesonamistletoe]

I can't stop thinking on how pissed the people that had clicked all the other videos that had girrafe sex on the thumb nails but none in the video and then when they're realizing that this video, even though it's not in the thumb nail, have lots of different animal sex.

[ljlightfire1]

FUNNY THING IS THAT 100k veiws is what he gets on every video

[jmovlogs]

@ljlightfire1 this song was written in 2008 he most likely had less viewers then.

[ljlightfire1]

@jmovlogs thats what i mean he was excited by that now every video gets it and that video has like 2 million

[SmilinSweetpea]

Now I want to now what Hank saw that was not technically dirty but that he didn't want to see.

[HandSpringsWINK]

Cane toads have been seen to try to mate with other cane toads that are flat on the road, dead.

[mehmeh202]

Probably my favorite Hank song! haha :)

[whitefluffyhat]

0:54 Aww, look at that! The old YouTube layout! Makes me feel all nostalgic. :)

[RawrFunkyLlama8]

this is probably my favourite of Hanks songs, ever.

[chris33661]

fuck off idiot !!!!What do you want from us?

[artvandelay13]

The ending was kind of sad :(

[Ithildingail]

bucks who love bucks who love does, great thats where my love of threesomes went.

[Sniperstudios99]

oh god this was made on maH birthday

[raythegardener]

Bunnies doing it with chickens? Is that how we get Easter eggs?

[AlexandersRad]

Hahaha, hilarious! One of my favorite Hank songs

[TheRuler454]

bucks, who love bucks... who love does

[Narglesonamistletoe]

@TheRuler454 what about the cat foursome? that was a major WTF.

[Benjaminfranklin777]

I meant are

[Benjaminfranklin777]

Some parts of this video is completely fake

[Benjaminfranklin777]

This video is completely stupid

[MunchVids]

This got over 300,000 more views than the other resent videos.

[ilovesugar2]

let's go fourming!

[TheRuler454]

@ilovesugar2, wtf do you mean by fourming? it isn't at all a word it is a mix of four and ming so, i can only asume you meant forming.

[ilovesugar2]

@TheRuler454, no he said the fourms are fixed so go fourming.

[Cassiestarglimmer]

Deffinitely disturbed and scarred.

[bloacatera]

my giraffe was horny .... where is the porn for her ? :))

[SkittlesNTwix]

Wow..he's gotta great voice! Yay! :D

[eragonlover1]

This is hilarious! :D

That Google search sounds terrible. I'm very very scared of whatever it was you saw. I wasn't disturbed or scared, just afraid my grandma would walk into the room...

[matroqs2]

I was lmao when he sais bucks who love bucks who love does

[JeSuisBoomah]

that was hilarious.

[LorienTheYounger]

I love that picture at 1:43 with the giraffe curling it's neck around the other giraffe's neck. That's awesome.

[kidkyryte]

i paused at just the right moment 0:39

[TheSangryart]

3:12-3:20 lol

[CodenameJD]

Soon after that rabbit and chicken were done, the hen laid an egg that became the Easter Bunny ^^

[zerowolf42]

after having watched this video twice, youtube is recomending videos of horse sex... this is a great vid though.

[megahappypinkskitty]

its somewhat disturbing that some of the most popular videos on youtube are about sex.

thanks 4 not putting people doing...it in here if you did my mom would make me stop watching the vlogbrothers and then my head would explode or something.

[pastila21]

stupid mother fucker

[dianeguercio]

@pastila21 You vile man! You carcass fit for hounds!

[FlobotVlogs]

@dianeguercio 10 points to you!

[isinBohemianRhapsody]

@dianeguercio We can be friends. I hope.

[kevinflip1]

omg 400000 views

[trapjohnson]

Screwed up Homosexual Necrophiliac Duck HAS to be one of your greatest lyrics yet!

[callmecat]

Where would we be without giraffes who love giraffes?! D:>

[Sakuralee4ever]

<3 giggles

[xXpsykeeperXx]

shaking your head does not create vibrato well.

[TheNeonCow]

This

[universalsushi]

Bucks.... Who love bucks.... Who love does... O_o Awesome song, Hank. DFTBA everyone.

[slimson86]

lol!!! we had a llama who was "in love" with a goose!!! it was the funniest thing ive seen in my life!!!

[WaryCity]

At the part when he was talking about inter-species love, I thought about these duck/chicken crossbreeds at my sister's elementary school.

[iloveop977]

i was both scared and scarred  but it was also very enjoying ful?

[SiobLePixi]

You cheated me out of giraffe sex, real turn off.

Thanks

[magisa233]

Lol Free Hugs!!! 1:26

Me and my friends gave out free hugs at Wonderland, it was so much fun :)

[nerdboy32121]

lol "People Who Love Giraffes Who Love Giraffes" has over 3 million views.

[FrancescaEllee]

one has over 4 million views ... (!)

[ljlightfire1]

all the videos that have weird openings have like 2million views

[meeiscool]

lol that was the first video i watched a couple years ago. and i say john and was like WTF i got skrewed. then i watched him again in a diff video 2 years later then proceded to watch every vid youve ever made.

[Rlh1994]

I can tell you where we would be...In a depresing society

[fortheloveofLDS]

People who love bucks who love bucks who love does = my personal favourite. ^_^

[cayrano]

=O i was like: 'Hank... W...T...F..'

(People who love giraffes who love giraffes...in your pants...*cough*)

[ljlightfire1]

all the most views in the last moth are on these 2 videos labled this

[LordFerret920]

lawl.

[xDangerousCupcakex]

I love the pleading look on Hank's face in the opening xD

Interesting video Hank... some of it makes sense now...

[MonisticWonder]

Believe me Hank, with the friends I hang out with, this is tame. :D Come to think of it, you and John would probably fit right in. Actually, my friends are probably members of that group of made of awesome people who are nerd fighters without knowing it.

[LostFugitive]

So -- I'm sure that this has been pointed out before, but I feel the need to say it...

This video has "bunnies doing it with chickens" which is the answer to where the Easter Bunny gets all those eggs from. And I have to ask all the Nerdfighters out there....

Is it forgetting to be awesome to let the Easter Bunny come to your house and hide all of his illegitimate children for your own spawn to hunt and consume?

[whyette2008]

It's probably more forgetting to be awesome that the Easter Bunny boils it's spawn before hiding it.... I'm just saying.

[johnduffboy]

I have 1 question: What did the Katherine think of you making this? :P

[vcav22]

she probably helped him write it XD

[sunajii]

fuck you

[picklepants0998]

bucks who love bucks who love does

WTF is right

[Neumie7]

favorite part! lmao

[IWantLandingSnow]

I say Dash-und (: but hey.

GIRAFFES<3

[fadedgalaxia]

I kind of think it's hilarious that this video has gotten pr0n spam...

[deathkitty23]

btw I'm both disturbed and scarred.

[ohowsherocks]

I HAVE seen tortoises do it and they grunt really loud. I was at the Busch Gardens nursery and the exit is right next to the tortoise enclosure. When I exited I heard this loud grunting sound, but couldnt figure out what it was. There was a crowd around the tortoises so I went over to check it out. Sure enough they were doing it. I didnt even know tortoises could make sound. The weirdest part was all the people staring and filming. Im sure someone put it on YouTube. *sigh*

[deathkitty23]

why can't the turtles have their privacy!?

[krypet007]

why can't the flys have theirs?

[broadway331]

I was at the Indianapolis Zoo a couple of years ago and they had two giant tortoises and they were doing it. All the parents were rushing their little kids away from them while my mom, my sister and I were laughing (at the parents and what they would probably have to deal with later).

[TheFaygo77]

rofl i was at that same zoo and seen the same thing!

[RefusetoListen]

onion rings need love too! and so does this video! great song, hank, you're really funny. i LOL'D in my pants.

[VanillaSmoke20]

Still completely hilarious and one of my faves on So Jokes.

[vcav22]

absolutely :D

[WonderfulWocket]

this song is great...and you are super cute XD

[jigibao]

fuj video

[SasukeDracoNick]

Those mice were hamsters Hank... I am disappointed in your mislabled species

[latinapeacechick]

hank you're great! i just read slaughterhouse five this year. i really liked it.

[duetotechnicalities]

we would be in a spiralling hell

[magisa233]

Haha I was having a bad day til I watched this. Thanks for the mood lifter :)

[gingerninja8]

love the song.

cant wait for the new song to come up tonight, but i am le tired,

so i'll just have to watch it in the morning.

stay awesome, DFTBA

[tvsuicide4]

>_> You're not the only one who has had that perdicament....

Type in colloseum... I was in ellementary school and I got RUSSIAN PRON WTH???????? What is wrong with safe search??? My eyes are still gettin' reaped!

[wongsofan]

我⊙﹏⊙b汗

[TheLadySmoke]

LOL @ This Song! ILU

[JFJHTJ]

haha, i have the site bookmarked where you got most of those pictures :) i recognized them

[thecrazybackpackers]

.... that WAS a bit scarring, I will admit. But the last picture was cute. Baby giraffes are always cute. In fact, giraffes are cute in general.

And now I think I should go out and borrow Slaughterhouse 5 from the library....

[VigonoahIndustries]

NO! slaughterhouse 5 is shite!

I had to do a book review about it and for some reason my voice got all shaky...

I blame the book ^^.

[Molligan2013]

ha thats great!

[overeighteenaccountf]

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is genius mate

[senorsqueakydesk]

This is possibly the oddest topic for a song that you've ever used. The pictures are more than I'd ever thought I would see.

[SavannahCullen]

XDDDD i love giraffes!

[redhandgrunt]

Dear God..... What did you create?

[k8teTHEEgr8t]

I love Giraffes.

[PotterGirl102]

I liked the video, it was the related videos that freaked me out.

[pandemonium06]

hahaha....0:39...I missed it at first.

[emirts61]

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[FreneticEnergy]

ok.

question to which i am kind of scared to learn the answer.

did you just stumble across the homosexual necrophiliac duck in everyday craziness or did you put it in your song, then cross your fingers and google it?

ditto the buck-buck-doe picture.

[DittoFreak]

Comment 270:

Good one.

[BeAlive06]

And where would Nerdfighteria be without nerds who love nerds who love Hank and John?

It. Wouldn't. Exist.

:D

[reallystupid78]

haha I can imagine hank googling and saving all these mature content pictures for this video... and it amuses me. :D

[Lordoofious]

:*) inspirational

[bookcrzyandbrainless]

yay m going to be busy for the next hour. yay google...and away!!!!!

[bookcrzyandbrainless]

dude your sick......yay giraffe sex but you dont have to show the whole world

[bulbagrl]

LOL!LOL!LOL! XD wow, completely random, HILARIOUS (disturbing but hilarious)

[hannahfoshizzle]

lmao! "there may even be those, who love bucks, who love bucks, who love does" XD this is funny in a creepy strange sort of way!

[jennyislikeBAM]

I was laughing so hard XD

[Haraio4]

lol awesome XD Buck, buck and...doe = win :P

[BroadwayFanatic2008]

ROFLMAO!

[OneMillionQuestions]

Those who love bucks... who love bucks... who love does.

WTF

xDD

Epic win.

[Kilendger]

lol this is so wrong hank. XD

[DownWithRyan]

This song is underrated.

I love it.