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  • dont ruin a good tennis ball its bullshit !!!!!!!!

  • @jimbojunior1000 Lol xD

  • Rest assured no kitchen tables were harmed in the making of this video!!

  • I'm not making fun of you, but that was hard to watch. Always cut away from you. If you don't reply I will understand, it's hard to type with 7 fingers I bet...

  • bro im surprised you didnt cut your hand off

  • this guy is an idiot.

  • LOL "Get Out Of The Car!" *Points Gun* "Ok Ok!" *Driver Locks Door And Slams It* "Haha I locked it" "Give Me Your Keys!" "There inside!" *Mugger Walks up to the door with tennis ball* POP *Mugger Snickers* *Shoots Guy* *Drives Off Satisfied*

  • just burn a hole in it...

  • wow your really weak

    Step1: hold the tennis ball

    Step2: jab the knife in the tennis ball as hard as you can

    

  • Totalmente errado esse procedimento. Arriscando sofrer grave ferimento na mão esquerda caso a faca escorregue da bola.

  • What you do is, you bring a potato with you, and throw it through the window.

  • could i just burn in with my cig would that work

  • imagine a thief doing that, would think its a pervert with a small Pnis trying to abuse of the key hole?!

  • this is some bullshit.....u supposed to open the fuckn door dumbass...now put one up where u actually do it.

  • ok who else could'nt even watch the first min. you are the bigest retard on earth. i hope you cut your self with that knife. WOW 2 stupid things in one vid. get a life you lowlife or no life to be exact.

  • darth vader called he wants his lightsaber back

  • Lameee Asss ,

  • nice lifesaber wait no its the dislike bar!

  • @llamafred1 BTW its not lifesaber buddy its Lightsaber, u just embarrassed yourself buddy...

  • God I wish he would have cut his pinky off :-) . A 4 effort though

  • Actually you have to burn it nicely to create a hole

  • Nice trick by Russel Crowe on his movie The Next Three Days (2010)

  • You Amazing Stupid! Kutasem to spróbuj otworzyć idioto!

  • use a ruler, you dumb...

  • how about poking your eyes with your knife and after that cut it with your scissor.

  • The title should be: How to have more then 50% chance to cut yourself in your radial artery with your moms favorite kitchen knife

  • 1:01 wicked shoes.

  • hahaha this is a funny video :)

  • might have worked without the excess knife slice. Appears to be the intent is to have the most amount of air from the smallest hole.

  • you suck if i cuold unlock your shit idiot face i will do!!!! you waste my time

  • w0w faggit

    

  • ...IT'S ALL HILARIOUS TILL SOMEBODY LOOSES AN EYE!!~

  • fuck idiot!!

  • Nice table... dumb ass

  • you scratching tha poor table up. Is that your mothers table?

  • man you coulda cut your hand wide open ahahahaha

  • ha he FAILED!! :)

  • @iamsoflyyup ***** ha

  • dork u used scissors

  • maybe try a less expensive car?

  • typ 2 xD

  • You need slim jim, green ball!

  • HOW TO OPEN YOUR CAR WITH A TENNIS BALL..

    1. GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A GREEN TENNIS BALL.

    2.GET A SHARP OBJECT A KNIFE OR A SCREW DRIVER WILL DO THE JOB..

    3. SPEND FUCKING HOURS TRYING TO PIERCE THE BALL ,AND FOR FUCK SAKE WATCH THOSE FINGERS YOU'LL NEED THEM LATER..

    4.AFTER FINALLY MAKING HOLE IN BALL INSERT SOLID OBJECTS , STONES OR SMALL BITS OF METAL WILL BE PERFECT..

    5. STAND THREE TO FOUR METERS FROM CAR AND TOSS THE BALL AT CAR WINDOW. NOW HOOVER UP BROKEN GLASS AND YOUR GOOD TO GO.

  • @jimbojunior1000 He means how to open up your car door without it looking illegal

  • you really are a stupid men 

  • what a noob ...

    

  • Actually there were old Mercedes cars in the 1960s that used pneumatic central locking systems. In those particular cars a vacuum or suction applied to the door lock could open the car but the method is useless in all other cars. Those old mercs are all owned by collectors now so you will never see one locked up on the roadside.

  • and if you lock ur keys in your truck, please use a football.........lmao !!!!!!

  • slip lol

  • He killed a ball :O

  • coo wee keep pluggin away nerd boy. this here response proves the initial video was ego based bullshit in the first place. U ( I use a "u" cos it saves space for more abuse nerd boy) so where was I ? Oh yeah. U wanted to be an authority on something, Anything !." I know let's disprove the tennis ball lock thingy !" " Yeah good idea" then we can get on Utube and tell people stuff like we is experts with big balls and a big old hairy pecker that rubs on our knee all the time!good idea lit's do it.

  • я думал он себе руку отрежет

  • the air pressure would be leaking out the slits in the hole made by the knife. U were meant to make a round sealed hole that would force air at pressure through the key way, talk about dumb and dumber. and then u punks want to declare "it doesn't work ! " u fucking idiots u probably said that the first time u waxed your carrot " it doesn't work !! " technique my boy technique ! it's all in the wrist action, u lame arse punks. your experts on tennis balls and car doors now u have a video !!

  • @mashj50 Wow, go take your meds.

  • it's only dangerous because u have no idea what your doing a screwdriver heated over the cooker would have done it much easier , the only reason your not happy is because you went about it in such a stupid dangerous way OMG the force of that knife slipping off sideways , the reason it doesn't work is because u fucked it at step 1 with the sliced hole made by the knife blade if u had used a screwdriver heated it would have slipped in easily I don't think anything u do would work u knuckleheads

  • @mashj50 Have you ever heard of punctuation? Apparently not. You also don't know how to spell "you're," like about 99% of people on YouTube.

  • @Sheldonwh u keep spelling and punctuating right and I'll stick to be good at what matters sunny boy.

  • @mashj50 You forgot the commas before "and" and "sunny boy." And you spelled "you" incorrectly. But hey, you know what matters, right?

  • @Sheldonwh Shut the fuck up. You don't know how to grammar either. Don't read YouTube comments if you can't handle it.

  • Why would I need to unlock a car with a tennis ball? My crowbar works just fine.

  • Hey dude take care with that knife, there are more secure methods to make a hole in the ball, XDD

  • it is possible dick wad your ment to put presher

  • Try breaking the glass with your penis!

  • a drill and a 1/4" bit would be better

  • Maybe you should use your time to eat some proper food so that you get enough strenght to cut a tennisball with a knife and have enough power to squeeze some air out of that ball. You really are a sissy.

  • u must of been part of the dipstick from out of that car engine.

  • booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo liars

    

  • I'm just sad you didn't stab yourself while cutting that hole in the ball - would've been a better video if you'd lost a finger or two.

  • hahaha nice stuff

  • shit

  • nice shoes 1:26 lol

  • place the ball on the hole and hit the ball, don't push it

  • You're so weak man...

  • @DJStrypz  roflmao

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  • Pretty sad that the kid cannot cut a tennis ball, but hes attempting to break into a car with it. What is the world coming to.

  • that looks wrong

  • watch the kitchen knive breaks and reflects and stabs you in the face and then troll face.

  • this video should be called masterbaiting with my tennis ball..... 2:00 - 2:09

  • would be a very useless mass murderer

  • his fucking up the table

  • 2:01 nice ass

    me gusta.

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  • NASTY HAND

    

  • i kept thinking he was going to stab himself

  • u can just use the hammer and crush the window or jump on the car and slip whit a bannana and broke the front window or use the key or call a thief

  • surely the car alarm would have gone off i mean you can see the door bending as he pushes

  • Cause mythbusters didn't already bust this one

  • LOL I know how honda lock looks inside. There is no way to open it with a tennis ball. But! ..u can open it with car antena :p

  • Did anyone else think he was humping the car door....

  • Nice car though!

  • Its not worth it.. yeah... like 50 cents for a tennis ball equals like any car you want?

  • u could have just burned a hole through it....

  • use this damn drill hole

  • dude u suck

  • Dude go gym.

  • wait a moment .... FAIL

  • Move your ear fat butt im trying to watch btw u never proved it was locked in the first place so oh u just got busted by a 10 yr old girl! Nerds...

  • haha wow. this guy is either halla week or hella dumb. or maybe both

  • fucking hell hes gunna cut himself, someone get him in a straight jacket

  • it's a good thing you're cute :D

  • try to use a hot nail or bolt. burn it first in your kitchen till its red hot. and then puncture it. its easier.

  • i think it only works with older cars.. the new cars are working with a magnate in the key and the keywhole.. ......

  • /watch?v=TQ1jfhaL3Ec&feature=f­vwrel

  • 00:31-00:36 sounds like a porno...haha

  • themuske-queers .

    

  • i know how it works do make a hole in the ball and then take a stone do it in the ball and then DANG!! throw it to the window and then done :)

  • or you could use a drill to get the hole in the ball

  • fock you gays

    

  • lo hisiste totalmente mal

  • I was holding my breath for him to stab himself. Got a bit dizzy...

  • It does work. If you do it right.

  • SLIP!!!!! SLIP!!!!! SLIP!!! SLIP FOR STUPIDITY WITH A SHARP KNIFE!!!! O DAMN, I'm disappointed!

  • nice why dont u just put some thermite inside the hole if u forgot the key and just burn the lock off, then u can open the door, but u cant drive it and ur door will be destroyed.. nice idea, why didnt i think of that..

    lesson learned: always have thermite in ur jeans so if u should forget the key u can open the door and look like a jackass.

  • haha he lost his keys!!

  • Yeah and you know what else? If you fart on the key lock, the car will start and run leaving you there!!! Try it!!!

  • at least now you can use it as a dildo

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  • AT AROUND 45 SECONDS LISTEN HE SAYS HE REALLY DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE IS DOING (ITS CAUSE HE HAS NEVER BEEN IN A WHOLE B4

    

  • heat up the knife, duhhhh

  • i was waiting for the knife to slip and cut his thumb off

  • WHY NOT USE A SIMPLY CIRCULAR SAW..............DID I HEAR SOMEBODY IN THE VIDEO SAY THAT THEY DIDNT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING

  • and whops he stabs hid hand.. it would be funny to see

  • i really doubt a tennis ball would break your car window.... what if i just threw you at my window?

  • How to unlock a Car with a Tennis Ball:

    1. Throw at the Window

    2. Unlock the Car.

    3. Done.

  • @KiLerZolika

    But you need to throw the ball 20-30 times to crash the windows! :3

  • @KiLerZolika wow if u can throw a tennis ball hard enough then props to u but thats like impossible 

  • @KiLerZolika ive never seen a tennis ball that was hard enough to break a car window with tempered glass

  • @KiLerZolika a tennis ball wouldnt break a window of a car

  • @OLB420 But i'f you Strongly throw at the Window, it could Break.

  • @KiLerZolika Im pretty sure even if you threw it at a window 90 mph it wouldnt break.Your better off punching the window

  • you cant even un lock your moms car with the key

  • ur a fag

  • try unlock the car with basketball!

  • @jecca28 that would be a funny video and this is what you would say at the start "ima see if i can unlock my car with this BasketBall" XD

  • what a fag

  • your hand shaking while aplay pressure to the ball with the knife

    want to know why

    i think we all had that shit

    it's from masturbation

    it's makes all the power goes

  • thanks for wasting my timne

  • maybe if you stuck your tiny pecker in the hole

  • just youse a drill m8 :P

  • by the looks of that table, youve done this before...

  • are you supposed to hit the window with a tennis ball? it might work.

  • its fake the women was holding the thing to open the car and the people did not see that wierd huh?

  • FAIL!

  • i was hoping he was gonna cut himself

  • this guy doesnt know how to use a knife

  • @0070Xedilian he does know how to handle balls....

  • The best way is to heat-up a phillips head screw driver, and melt a neat hole.

    Then you should wet the tennis ball, around the hole, to form a better air seal.

    Of course, that won't open a car door either.

    All you'll ever accomplish, is the partial destruction of a perfectly good tennis ball, and a complete waste of your time.

    Now, throw the tennis ball for the dog, and stop trying to break into cars.

  • wow your intelligent, aren't you?

  • the name of the video is quite misleading

  • C'est pas facile quand on a deux mains gauche... lol

  • even if it was small enough it doesnt work no matter what people who believe this are just ignorant

  • He made the hole to big thats why it wont work.

  • What an idiot

  • New ab workout. Awesome.

  • Dude.... YOUR FREAKIN HOTT!!! @_@

  • were you stoned in the making of this video!

  • what a total gooba!!!!!

  • you did a mistake -the real nave of the vid should be:hoe to stab a tennis ball

  • fucking shiit you are noob its dangerious knife

  • ohh ok here we go 0:34 hahahahah funny:)

  • im only gonna discribe this in 3 words MAJOR EPIC FAIL