Kate + white sister tripped out a club in UK wearing real fur, fur +fur trim da height of bad taste check fur farm vidz on you tube 2see wit ya own eyes wot kate moss thinks is acceptable 2 keep going, them skinny bitches setting an example of SLAVERY, TORTURE + MURDER of defenceless animals, moss + all dem self lovin fashion designers pay 2 keep this holocaust of gods defenceless creatures going for dem own WEAK VANITY, where is the love, REAL FUR IS WORN BY FAKES, FAKE FUR IS WORN BY GREATS !
Yes, it's too bad, but I do keep up with it. I just don't approve of it. There's a difference. You want to know what's also too bad? How you people are butchering the English language and merely dismiss it as "Internet slang". What'll be next after your SMS texting language and Twitterspeak? Grunts and groans?
Openings are hard and a banana as a phallus in the same showthat gives me an idea:
MARIA: (peels banana while looking at it suggestively. Slowly raises banana towards her mouth. Stops, looks at it quizzically. Breaks tip off of banana and pops it in her mouth. To camera) What? My Uncle is a mohel.
One of the best yet. Maria, if thats her real name, is really starting to bring some lols to the table. Now, if only they would start extending these from 48 seconds to maybe ten minutes, I'd be happy.
Since when did "fail" become a noun? The correct word in a case like this that Maria said, is "failure". That is, "Look at this failure." Not, "Look at this fail." God, people are so stupid today!
ohk, seriously!! wtf!? no one cares if someone says something wrong... ohh i'm sorry, "incorrectly". people talk wrong all the time. everyone does. so shut up, and make room in the comment space for REAL fans.
"no one cares if someone says something wrong... ohh i'm sorry, 'incorrectly'. people talk wrong all the time. everyone does. so shut up".
Yes, that's right, daniellenicole131, NO ONE CARES. None of you dumbass bitches and jock fuckheads cares about anything anymore. Thanks for proving me right. Enjoy the show. It keeps you distracted and uninformed about anything of substance around you and the rest of the dumb, stupid sheeple like you.
i do care about some things. speaking wrong and people like you is something people need to realize don't fucking matter and people son't fucking care what you fucking think so why don't you shut the fuck up.
"i do care about some things. speaking wrong and people like you is something people need to realize don't fucking matter and people SON'T fucking care what you fucking think so why don't you shut the fuck up"
Yeah? So, YOU fucking speak for the people now, bitch? Why don't you punch yourself in your stupid head a few times until you get a little sense in it and then why don't YOU shut the fuck up? Okay, you fucking bitch?
"you should all just chill. Its just you tube you fucking loosers."
"LOOSERS"? It's "LOSERS", you fucking winner, you! And what other mistakes did our magnanimous winner here, make in his "chill" comment? Hmm? Let's see.
"ITS" is wrong. Supposed to be "IT'S", a contraction for "IT IS" as in "It is YouTube". Then there's "YOU TUBE" two words, when it's one word "YouTube".
But, okay, WE'RE the "fucking loosers", huh buddy? Go back to school & this time LEARN something, dumbass!
"hey dude, are you a teacher or what, dont you have things to do? seems like you have no life, then try to correct me!"
Yeah, only we teachers can speak correctly anymore and no, we have no life. As to trying to correct you, I'm sorry; I can't correct a stupid, fucking donkey such as you. You're, what we teachers say is, a "lost cause". Good luck to you in your hamburger-flipping career.
OMFG shut up with the grammar school. I hate when people go on and on and tear peoples words and sentences apart. JESUS! I don't mean to be rude but for the love of Lucifer stop it!
"OMFG shut up with the grammar school. I hate when people go on and on and tear peoples words and sentences apart. JESUS! I don't mean to be rude but for the love of Lucifer stop it!"
Stop with the grammar school? Yeah, okay. Sorry I tried to point out stupidity in today's culture and to try to illuminate the stupid flock of sheeple that make up the POPTUB community. What WAS I thinking?
OHh Girl only My Hormones know what i few when I Listen To Your Voice and What I Imagine When I See You Every Hot Dream That You Gonna Be Very Very Very Joyned and Satisfactioned 'Till Your Soul ! GIVE ME KISSES TOMORROW DISTANCE MAKE ME SUFFER
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ChaunceyCarver14 2 years ago
I just watched its complicated ant its amazing
manuelmitzi 2 years ago
goodbye.
i mean hello
ughh this is so hard
haha lol
dorknextdoor41 2 years ago
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Kate + white sister tripped out a club in UK wearing real fur, fur +fur trim da height of bad taste check fur farm vidz on you tube 2see wit ya own eyes wot kate moss thinks is acceptable 2 keep going, them skinny bitches setting an example of SLAVERY, TORTURE + MURDER of defenceless animals, moss + all dem self lovin fashion designers pay 2 keep this holocaust of gods defenceless creatures going for dem own WEAK VANITY, where is the love, REAL FUR IS WORN BY FAKES, FAKE FUR IS WORN BY GREATS !
misstowerofpower 2 years ago
BEST INTRO EVER! SRSLY!
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josie3578 2 years ago
lol "do you love kids" "ya, have you met my girlfriend" OMG!!! i'm going to use that line when sumone tells me that!!! lol
MoonPhaseHazuki45 2 years ago 2
MARIA HAS BONER!!!
Cr3m3P1e 2 years ago 2
@shujinse
"Too bad you don't keep up with internet slang."
Yes, it's too bad, but I do keep up with it. I just don't approve of it. There's a difference. You want to know what's also too bad? How you people are butchering the English language and merely dismiss it as "Internet slang". What'll be next after your SMS texting language and Twitterspeak? Grunts and groans?
JixMa 2 years ago
Ughhhh this is hard - THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
enemyest 2 years ago
Openings are hard and a banana as a phallus in the same showthat gives me an idea:
MARIA: (peels banana while looking at it suggestively. Slowly raises banana towards her mouth. Stops, looks at it quizzically. Breaks tip off of banana and pops it in her mouth. To camera) What? My Uncle is a mohel.
Roll intro.
Prytonis 2 years ago
Don't stop there. We've got a whole script to do.
POPTUB 2 years ago
Check out this music video called we got it crazy by bflinc
thewhiterussian1000 2 years ago
BRING MITCHELL DAVIS BACK!!
angelismyheart 2 years ago
00:03 that's what she said
cristianbam 2 years ago
wow if she isnt hot than your sick :P
butterfaceG 2 years ago
Wow lol, thats nice, weve found ways to make normal videos dirty, hella tight! (at 1 sec.)
silentpaintballer 2 years ago
Oh and pause at 1 second.
bennyvision627782 2 years ago
Pause at 2 seconds. Her face is soo cute! This woman could not take a shower for a month, not brush her hair or teeth and she would still be pretty!
bennyvision627782 2 years ago
"we made love" who the fuck says that anymore..
say "and then i fucked that bitch and jizzed on her tits"
ikickbabies4fun 2 years ago
this is hard that is what she said
doink1422 2 years ago
so awesome
SlowRunner90 2 years ago
lol at the japanese dog
m3gadinum8 2 years ago
lol she got a boner hahah
SkullsAndCandy 2 years ago
but she's a girl... that's either really hot or really disgusting.
origonalname112 2 years ago
One of the best yet. Maria, if thats her real name, is really starting to bring some lols to the table. Now, if only they would start extending these from 48 seconds to maybe ten minutes, I'd be happy.
KarsiaDave 2 years ago
Maria looks like Dakota Fanning in this video. =)
ilove30rockneverdies 2 years ago
So, technically, you guys are all crushing on a minor. O_o
gladius900 2 years ago
Of All The Things I Have Ever Lost
I Miss My Mind The Most
daleclover 2 years ago
not funny :?
YouMaTja 2 years ago
one of my favorites
iheartsupernerds 2 years ago
nice nostrils lady
YourWorstSubscriber 2 years ago
"ugh, this is so hard!"
...
That's what she said =P
FlamingBrad25 2 years ago 2
LOL!
04ray25number2 2 years ago
Dogs driving cars! Women driving cats! Its the END OF THE WORLD!
MaxNuclear 2 years ago 2
***** ގ ¡sıɥʇ op oʇ ʍoɥ pǝɹǝpuoʍ sʎɐʍlɐ ǝʌ,ı ˙ʇol ɐ sʞuɐɥʇ ¡ʍoʍ
kmf78 2 years ago
now im sad i dont know how to do that
12169413 2 years ago
how do u do that?
rosiebelsmith 2 years ago
Haha the "Um" remix was kinda cool.
What? I don't get it. Congressmen aren't allowed to be kinky? Sex is great. Let's not limit them just because they are old and worn.
:-) Theresa
bunnymynost 2 years ago
wow you are hot.
subscribed
BenTech687 2 years ago
why is she always making jokes about erections and masturbating? she knows she's a girl, right?
origonalname112 2 years ago 2
so?
jmarkula 2 years ago
... is she saying she has a penis? that's either a huge turn on, or a huge turn off. there's nothing "so" about it.
origonalname112 2 years ago
lol!
bennyvision627782 2 years ago
its you, who has problem mixing bananas, and penises.. responsible stays on listener/ watcher..
deal with it..or not.
jmarkula 2 years ago
... any way...
origonalname112 2 years ago
Since when did "fail" become a noun? The correct word in a case like this that Maria said, is "failure". That is, "Look at this failure." Not, "Look at this fail." God, people are so stupid today!
JixMa 2 years ago
ohk, seriously!! wtf!? no one cares if someone says something wrong... ohh i'm sorry, "incorrectly". people talk wrong all the time. everyone does. so shut up, and make room in the comment space for REAL fans.
daniellenicole131 2 years ago
@daniellenicole131
"no one cares if someone says something wrong... ohh i'm sorry, 'incorrectly'. people talk wrong all the time. everyone does. so shut up".
Yes, that's right, daniellenicole131, NO ONE CARES. None of you dumbass bitches and jock fuckheads cares about anything anymore. Thanks for proving me right. Enjoy the show. It keeps you distracted and uninformed about anything of substance around you and the rest of the dumb, stupid sheeple like you.
JixMa 2 years ago
i do care about some things. speaking wrong and people like you is something people need to realize don't fucking matter and people son't fucking care what you fucking think so why don't you shut the fuck up.
daniellenicole131 2 years ago
@daniellenicole131
"i do care about some things. speaking wrong and people like you is something people need to realize don't fucking matter and people SON'T fucking care what you fucking think so why don't you shut the fuck up"
Yeah? So, YOU fucking speak for the people now, bitch? Why don't you punch yourself in your stupid head a few times until you get a little sense in it and then why don't YOU shut the fuck up? Okay, you fucking bitch?
And LOL! "SON'T". Man, are you a fucking moron!
JixMa 2 years ago
you should all just chill. Its just you tube you fucking loosers.
Leland64 2 years ago
@Leland64
"you should all just chill. Its just you tube you fucking loosers."
"LOOSERS"? It's "LOSERS", you fucking winner, you! And what other mistakes did our magnanimous winner here, make in his "chill" comment? Hmm? Let's see.
"ITS" is wrong. Supposed to be "IT'S", a contraction for "IT IS" as in "It is YouTube". Then there's "YOU TUBE" two words, when it's one word "YouTube".
But, okay, WE'RE the "fucking loosers", huh buddy? Go back to school & this time LEARN something, dumbass!
JixMa 2 years ago
白目喔! hey dude, are you a teacher or what, dont you have things to do? seems like you have no life, then try to correct me!
kaidiau 2 years ago
@kaidiau
"hey dude, are you a teacher or what, dont you have things to do? seems like you have no life, then try to correct me!"
Yeah, only we teachers can speak correctly anymore and no, we have no life. As to trying to correct you, I'm sorry; I can't correct a stupid, fucking donkey such as you. You're, what we teachers say is, a "lost cause". Good luck to you in your hamburger-flipping career.
JixMa 2 years ago
OMFG shut up with the grammar school. I hate when people go on and on and tear peoples words and sentences apart. JESUS! I don't mean to be rude but for the love of Lucifer stop it!
bennyvision627782 2 years ago
@bennyvision627782
"OMFG shut up with the grammar school. I hate when people go on and on and tear peoples words and sentences apart. JESUS! I don't mean to be rude but for the love of Lucifer stop it!"
Stop with the grammar school? Yeah, okay. Sorry I tried to point out stupidity in today's culture and to try to illuminate the stupid flock of sheeple that make up the POPTUB community. What WAS I thinking?
JixMa 2 years ago
0:03 baby, it's bin that way.
origonalname112 2 years ago
the balloons were so cool!
casandragon 2 years ago
lol! u are the best channel on youtube!! lol or u should be on TV!
TheFrayLoverxox 2 years ago
Haha I love this girl.
Dskxx 2 years ago
"good bye.. I mean hello"
bad start. trying too hard.
GabbyDontTouchThat 2 years ago 2
hah five stars for putting gogol bordello on the six pack
dance689 2 years ago
OHh Girl only My Hormones know what i few when I Listen To Your Voice and What I Imagine When I See You Every Hot Dream That You Gonna Be Very Very Very Joyned and Satisfactioned 'Till Your Soul ! GIVE ME KISSES TOMORROW DISTANCE MAKE ME SUFFER
INACIOARTEPRODUCOES 2 years ago
Who is the better looking one? Kate Gosselin or Maria Sansone?
cowman1970 2 years ago
beatles are legendary jonas fags rap each other every night they fucking fail at life i hope they all die
EpicProductions10 2 years ago
it's actually a highlight of my day to see maria's gorgeous face
afuchs1017 2 years ago
what!!! maria dosent like kathy giffin...............omg noooooooooo maria!!! she seems like that kind of person who likes her!!!!
301sagonaraku 2 years ago
AHAHA! the video response!! :D
crycynthia 2 years ago
2:23
chobits710 2 years ago
there was only 4 seconds of katemoss at the end. the title of this is sooo misleading
wendiex3 2 years ago
MY HILARIOUS VIDEO RESPONSEEEE!!!!
SleepyheadisWEIRD 2 years ago
you say goodbye, and i say hello.
hello, hello.
i don't know why you say goodbye, i say hello.
hello, hello.
i don't know why you say goodbye, i say hello.
god the jonas brothers rock.
yeah people, get over it.
i like their's better. what are you gonna do about it?
daniellenicole131 2 years ago
Im going to tellyou they suck thats what im going to do.
mongoose063 2 years ago
Kay The Beatles defined a generation The Jonas brothers Define how to be a douche.
blockerdude13 2 years ago 2
I like the Jonas Brothers' version better too.
KaylaxMercedes 2 years ago
omg. finally!! SOMEONE who appreciates the jonas version!!!
people hate me because i like their version better, but at least i gave the original a chance right?
daniellenicole131 2 years ago
lol it sounded like she said fank hers.....insted of fingers
blazingstorm19 2 years ago
I wont say goodbye to Maria..
just cant do it, mission impossible
:-)
jmarkula 2 years ago
Hello hello!
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
Peco4home 2 years ago
LOL THAT VID RESPONSE!!!!
cable8 2 years ago
Oh Maria you are better than anything on Jimmy Kimmel :)
SEANxLONG 2 years ago
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SleepyheadisWEIRD 2 years ago
YES IT IS HARD
sman865 2 years ago
The vid response is FUNNAY
46ser 2 years ago
Its true the video response is hilarious!!!!!!!
46ser 2 years ago
Don't have anything to say here today.
smokey36bear 2 years ago
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MY VIDEO RESPONSE IS BETTERR
SleepyheadisWEIRD 2 years ago
Awesome :DDDDDDDDD
wwillcutchins 2 years ago
HA HA!
Dogs aren't supposed to drive!
MINISLASH0 2 years ago
they cant dumbass.
residentevil808 2 years ago
is theire a chance that maria does a playboy foto shooting???.... or something like that with showing more skin???
cocacolacompany1 2 years ago
yeah
doink1422 2 years ago
love how gogol bordellos in this, becaue they're amazing
wickedxoxlovely 2 years ago
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SurfaTrev 2 years ago
OH YEAH!that's all
Brust90 2 years ago
it's my bo....
djhomeboymix101 2 years ago
5ht
fredbrazc 2 years ago
gay
siemonsiemon22 2 years ago
3rd!@#!@#1 1st rating
! damn i love poptub.
LetsxMakexThisxOurs 2 years ago
I'm the first to comment on this video! Yes!
taycoaa1 2 years ago
Lol nice!
spader30111 2 years ago
comment! win!
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