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  • Superb film I watched it for free here superbmovies . i n f o

  • I just watched its complicated ant its amazing

  • goodbye.

    i mean hello

    ughh this is so hard

    haha lol

  • BEST INTRO EVER! SRSLY!

  • lol "do you love kids" "ya, have you met my girlfriend" OMG!!! i'm going to use that line when sumone tells me that!!! lol

  • MARIA HAS BONER!!!

  • @shujinse

    "Too bad you don't keep up with internet slang."

    Yes, it's too bad, but I do keep up with it. I just don't approve of it. There's a difference. You want to know what's also too bad? How you people are butchering the English language and merely dismiss it as "Internet slang". What'll be next after your SMS texting language and Twitterspeak? Grunts and groans?

  • Ughhhh this is hard - THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

  • Openings are hard and a banana as a phallus in the same showthat gives me an idea:

    MARIA: (peels banana while looking at it suggestively. Slowly raises banana towards her mouth. Stops, looks at it quizzically. Breaks tip off of banana and pops it in her mouth. To camera) What? My Uncle is a mohel.

    Roll intro.

  • Don't stop there. We've got a whole script to do.

  • Check out this music video called we got it crazy by bflinc

  • BRING MITCHELL DAVIS BACK!!

  • 00:03 that's what she said

  • wow if she isnt hot than your sick :P

  • Wow lol, thats nice, weve found ways to make normal videos dirty, hella tight! (at 1 sec.)

  • Oh and pause at 1 second.

  • Pause at 2 seconds. Her face is soo cute! This woman could not take a shower for a month, not brush her hair or teeth and she would still be pretty!

  • "we made love" who the fuck says that anymore..

    say "and then i fucked that bitch and jizzed on her tits"

  • this is hard that is what she said

  • so awesome

  • lol at the japanese dog

  • lol she got a boner hahah

  • but she's a girl... that's either really hot or really disgusting.

  • One of the best yet. Maria, if thats her real name, is really starting to bring some lols to the table. Now, if only they would start extending these from 48 seconds to maybe ten minutes, I'd be happy.

  • Maria looks like Dakota Fanning in this video. =)

  • So, technically, you guys are all crushing on a minor. O_o

  • Of All The Things I Have Ever Lost

    I Miss My Mind The Most

  • not funny :?

  • one of my favorites

  • nice nostrils lady

  • "ugh, this is so hard!"

    ...

    That's what she said =P

  • LOL!

  • Dogs driving cars! Women driving cats! Its the END OF THE WORLD!

  • ***** ގ ¡sıɥʇ op oʇ ʍoɥ pǝɹǝpuoʍ sʎɐʍlɐ ǝʌ,ı ˙ʇol ɐ sʞuɐɥʇ  ¡ʍoʍ

  • now im sad i dont know how to do that

  • how do u do that?

  • Haha the "Um" remix was kinda cool.

    What? I don't get it. Congressmen aren't allowed to be kinky? Sex is great. Let's not limit them just because they are old and worn.

    :-) Theresa

  • wow you are hot.

    subscribed

  • why is she always making jokes about erections and masturbating? she knows she's a girl, right?

  • so?

  • ... is she saying she has a penis? that's either a huge turn on, or a huge turn off. there's nothing "so" about it.

  • lol!

  • its you, who has problem mixing bananas, and penises.. responsible stays on listener/ watcher..

    deal with it..or not.

  • ... any way...

  • Since when did "fail" become a noun? The correct word in a case like this that Maria said, is "failure". That is, "Look at this failure." Not, "Look at this fail." God, people are so stupid today!

  • ohk, seriously!! wtf!? no one cares if someone says something wrong... ohh i'm sorry, "incorrectly". people talk wrong all the time. everyone does. so shut up, and make room in the comment space for REAL fans.

  • @daniellenicole131

    "no one cares if someone says something wrong... ohh i'm sorry, 'incorrectly'. people talk wrong all the time. everyone does. so shut up".

    Yes, that's right, daniellenicole131, NO ONE CARES. None of you dumbass bitches and jock fuckheads cares about anything anymore. Thanks for proving me right. Enjoy the show. It keeps you distracted and uninformed about anything of substance around you and the rest of the dumb, stupid sheeple like you.

  • i do care about some things. speaking wrong and people like you is something people need to realize don't fucking matter and people son't fucking care what you fucking think so why don't you shut the fuck up.

  • @daniellenicole131

    "i do care about some things. speaking wrong and people like you is something people need to realize don't fucking matter and people SON'T fucking care what you fucking think so why don't you shut the fuck up"

    Yeah? So, YOU fucking speak for the people now, bitch? Why don't you punch yourself in your stupid head a few times until you get a little sense in it and then why don't YOU shut the fuck up? Okay, you fucking bitch?

    And LOL! "SON'T". Man, are you a fucking moron!

  • you should all just chill. Its just you tube you fucking loosers.

  • @Leland64

    "you should all just chill. Its just you tube you fucking loosers."

    "LOOSERS"? It's "LOSERS", you fucking winner, you! And what other mistakes did our magnanimous winner here, make in his "chill" comment? Hmm? Let's see.

    "ITS" is wrong. Supposed to be "IT'S", a contraction for "IT IS" as in "It is YouTube". Then there's "YOU TUBE" two words, when it's one word "YouTube".

    But, okay, WE'RE the "fucking loosers", huh buddy? Go back to school & this time LEARN something, dumbass!

  • 白目喔! hey dude, are you a teacher or what, dont you have things to do? seems like you have no life, then try to correct me!

  • @kaidiau

    "hey dude, are you a teacher or what, dont you have things to do? seems like you have no life, then try to correct me!"

    Yeah, only we teachers can speak correctly anymore and no, we have no life. As to trying to correct you, I'm sorry; I can't correct a stupid, fucking donkey such as you. You're, what we teachers say is, a "lost cause". Good luck to you in your hamburger-flipping career.

  • OMFG shut up with the grammar school. I hate when people go on and on and tear peoples words and sentences apart. JESUS! I don't mean to be rude but for the love of Lucifer stop it!

  • @bennyvision627782

    "OMFG shut up with the grammar school. I hate when people go on and on and tear peoples words and sentences apart. JESUS! I don't mean to be rude but for the love of Lucifer stop it!"

    Stop with the grammar school? Yeah, okay. Sorry I tried to point out stupidity in today's culture and to try to illuminate the stupid flock of sheeple that make up the POPTUB community. What WAS I thinking?

  • 0:03 baby, it's bin that way.

  • the balloons were so cool!

  • lol! u are the best channel on youtube!! lol or u should be on TV!

  • Haha I love this girl.

  • "good bye.. I mean hello"

    bad start. trying too hard.

  • hah five stars for putting gogol bordello on the six pack

  • OHh Girl only My Hormones know what i few when I Listen To Your Voice and What I Imagine When I See You Every Hot Dream That You Gonna Be Very Very Very Joyned and Satisfactioned 'Till Your Soul ! GIVE ME KISSES TOMORROW DISTANCE MAKE ME SUFFER

  • Who is the better looking one? Kate Gosselin or Maria Sansone?

  • beatles are legendary jonas fags rap each other every night they fucking fail at life i hope they all die

  • it's actually a highlight of my day to see maria's gorgeous face

  • what!!! maria dosent like kathy giffin...............omg noooooooooo maria!!! she seems like that kind of person who likes her!!!!

  • AHAHA! the video response!! :D

  • 2:23

  • there was only 4 seconds of katemoss at the end. the title of this is sooo misleading

  • MY HILARIOUS VIDEO RESPONSEEEE!!!!

  • you say goodbye, and i say hello.

    hello, hello.

    i don't know why you say goodbye, i say hello.

    hello, hello.

    i don't know why you say goodbye, i say hello.

    god the jonas brothers rock.

    yeah people, get over it.

    i like their's better. what are you gonna do about it?

  • Im going to tellyou they suck thats what im going to do.

  • Kay The Beatles defined a generation The Jonas brothers Define how to be a douche.

  • I like the Jonas Brothers' version better too.

  • omg. finally!! SOMEONE who appreciates the jonas version!!!

    people hate me because i like their version better, but at least i gave the original a chance right?

  • lol it sounded like she said fank hers.....insted of fingers

  • I wont say goodbye to Maria..

    just cant do it, mission impossible

    :-)

  • Hello hello!

    I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello

  • LOL THAT VID RESPONSE!!!!

  • Oh Maria you are better than anything on Jimmy Kimmel :)

  • YES IT IS HARD

  • The vid response is FUNNAY

  • Its true the video response is hilarious!!!!!!!

  • Don't have anything to say here today.

  • Awesome :DDDDDDDDD

  • HA HA!

    Dogs aren't supposed to drive!

  • they cant dumbass.

  • is theire a chance that maria does a playboy foto shooting???.... or something like that with showing more skin???

  • yeah

  • love how gogol bordellos in this, becaue they're amazing

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  • OH YEAH!that's all

  • it's my bo....

  • 5ht

  • gay

  • 3rd!@#!@#1 1st rating

    ! damn i love poptub.

  • I'm the first to comment on this video! Yes!

  • Lol nice!

  • comment! win!

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