The Ten

[AzraelofLegion]

yep, earth is going to hell lmao. Bad humans :P

[natedog2004]

ok gf i am gonna help you!!!!!! 1 thou shalt not have any other gods before me 2 thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image 3 thou shalt not take the name of the lord thy god in vain! 4 remember the sabbath day to keep it holy 5 honor thy father and thy mother 6 thou shalt not kill 7 thou shalt not commit adultery a8 thou shalt not steel 9thou shalt not bare false witness against thy neighbor and 10! thou shalt not covet anything that is thy name! there you have it! 10 comdmts!!!

[JeffSal999]

@natedog2004 Please explain your 10th commandment- ! thou shalt not covet anything that is thy name!

[natedog2004]

@JeffSal999 i heard it wrong!!!! it is thou shalt not covet anything that is thy neighbor you were right my apologies!

[DieFatorLiveThin]

its a trick questions. Depending on the bible you're reading, the grouping of the commandments will differ. For example, some bibles interpret 'covet thy neighbours wife' and 'covet thy neighbours possessions' as one commandment. Others split them up. So the question is, really, do you read ancient hebrew and have the original tablets? 'cause the written word handed down is self-conflicting.

[JeffSal999]

@DieFatorLiveThin Actually, It was the Roman Catholic Church that "seeks to change times and laws". They 'removed" the second commandment,Thou shalt not create any idols and bow down and worship them so they could continue to bow down and worship all the Roman god statues that they re-named as apostles. Also, they make millions of dollars every year selling statues of Mary, saints, popes, etc. They also WORSHIP the pope. They changed the sabbath day from the 7th day Saturday to 1st Sun.

[krappie]

Don't worry about being smote. Look them up on wikipedia. What we chose to be the 10 seems to have just be arbitrarily chosen out of the Bible. Plus the bible is all bullshit anyway.

[14sasha12]

I love the frog in the sheets one. Lol!

[silent5knight]

Thine blinker. True that.

[plaidducksoup]

hahaha smote

[thereisonly1JHVHJH]

To paraphrase: 1) Thou shalt have no other gods before me; 2) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image; 3) Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; 4) Remember the sabbath-day to keep it holy; 5) Honour thy father and thy mother; 6) Thou shalt not kill; 7) Thou shalt not commit adultery; 8)Thou shalt not steal; 9) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour; 10) Thou shalt not covet. More detail can be found in Exodus 20:1-17. I hope this will help. J.

[doctorcatsburger]

Yep, Your a ten alright.

Thou shalt not covet thy bartender unless You take Her to the Olive Garden for dinner time vittles.

[Brianswers]

I like the ones you mad eup better :D

[realinohio]

Yes, but can you name all the 7 dwarfs? or are there 10?

[CasualDaveDotCom]

don't get smote and drive

[kpride220]

thou shall not call your friends out to drink and be broke

[JKsWatchables]

I had to come back to this one, cuz I remembered you saying something about the commandment in which you're not suppose to upload long videos, and recently some of mine have been a little on the long side. But I see that 8 minutes is the cut off, so I'm good so far!

[animilautrec]

thou shalt not steal thy roommates food.

VERY YES.

[bahumatneo]

lol, this made me laugh the whole time i was watching it, and then went and watched all your other vids, loved'em, lol. Sub'd right away. nice to meet you :)

[kenne210]

LoL...is that Nate Dogg playing in the background at the end?

[therearen0rules]

i just loves my capri pants.

[ReliableInsider]

If they hold an election for God? . . . I'm voting for Tessa.

[ReliableInsider]

If they hold an election for God? . . . I'm voting for Tessa.

[theforeverchild]

no church in the world will stop me from wearing capri pants

[NietzscheNu]

The flood's over, thou shalt not wear Capri Pants!

Remember the rainbow?

[WarrenWorthingtonIII]

Now you've got Vanawesome at your disposal. We're expecting crazy effects in your videos.

We want explosions!! and car chases!!! and maybe bears... Yeah! Big bears!

[MellowDeeUnsilenced]

ur pretty... and funny! :-)

[OriginalTessaMessa]

My goodness, girl! You're frickin' gorgeous! And that voice - good golly.

Ok, everyone except Joe go over to MellowDeeUnsilenced's channel and get starry eyed for a while.

[crotchfungus]

Classic Tess, classic! more more yes!

[OriginalTessaMessa]

I'll try. Promise.

[missy2j]

D's get degrees

[BelovedWhy]

left a video response

and 5 stars :)

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Hey thank you very much! I appreciate.

[BelovedWhy]

you're welcome!

[dleefromthestreets]

haha Tessa I love the fact that you read the ten commandments while playing 2pac in the background.

5 stars as always

[dleefromthestreets]

err not read.. you know what I meant right? it's late :(

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Ah yes. 2pac's 'skandelouz' in fact. I thought it fit somehow.

[JKsWatchables]

I almost didn't wanna watch this, cuz I thought "how could remembering the commandments be funny?", (and I've seen some that aren't), but I'm an idiot...I forgot who I was dealing with here. Laughtastic!

[OriginalTessaMessa]

If you doubt me again I'll smite ye.

[MrChief101]

Geez, Van-- Grandmaw said, if you have to explain them, they're no good. Okay: "Stihl" is a well-known brand of chainsaw maker-- any manly man would know that.

The raw, super-loud and super rough noise of chainsaw at full choke is what I am claiming *someone's* farts sound like. Not like a little froggie's burp or a duckie's sigh-- no, a violent sheet-flapper, OKAY!? Loud enough to peel the wallpaper off the walls and back on again!!! They don't call you van AWESOME for nothing!!!

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Ha haa!

He really is awesome in EVERY way.

[mysticfm]

Like an arrow from thine bow, another Tessa video hits thy mark! "Thine blinker" cracked me up.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Poink!

:)

[Pypar]

hehe hmmm is that frog fart about a certain leiderhoiusen (I know that's wrong) wearing youtuber?

I like the 5 lane change with out using thine blinker. hehe cute road rage!

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Cute rage is the only kind of raging I do. I get mega-miffed and then they pinch my cheeks and then I just get more enraged.

Its a ridiculous cycle.

[Pypar]

hehe You poor tortured soul :(

[TheBabyEaters]

Thou shall begat so we can eat thine offspring.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Verily I say unto you... HA HA HA HA!

[GrandNarrative]

Thou shalt not covert thy neigbours wife... but the husband is fine.

[snaggletoofskitty]

I really do have a frog under my sheets. Quite often. Funny! Love.

[chris3ff]

now name all the characters on the wonder years.

[wavewash]

HAHAHAHA! FRED SAVAGE!

That's all I can remember.

[chris3ff]

the characters! paul, winnie, kevin, wayne! that's all i've got.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Yah know people used to tell me I look like Winnie when I was a youngling. Mmmhmm. It's true.

[chris3ff]

it's the eyes. i think i wanted to make out with winnie before i really knew what making out was. so uh.. hey.. if you and joe ever have problems.. and uh, you need someone to.. talk.. to.. ahem.

[vanawesome]

YOU SONA OF A>> SON of a Phlipp! BiTCH!@ASS!!! I Can't type through all this rage!!!!

[chris3ff]

Settle down, pickle.

[vanawesome]

perhaps you'd like to engage in fisticuffs sir! I think that's perhaps exactly what you'd like to do!

[chris3ff]

Between, Brimley, the Hulk and I, your chances of coming out without a bump and a bruise is very slim indeed sir.

[MrChief101]

I'm too big a fan of Geo. Carlin's to legitimately respond, but you did well -- idolator! The two nobody gets is 'bear false witness' and 'covet the nabe's property' (NOT wife!)

Van's injunction about the 11th C. is a little off; we already have one (Thou Shalt Not Get Caught) and the 12th is the old nuclear Navy one (Thou Shalt Watch All of the Dials All of the Time)-- So, you my Queen, would fall under the 13th...

And that's not a duck or a frog, it's a Stihl...

CHAINSAW!

[vanawesome]

MrChief101,

I think i speak for us all here when i say.... "Huh?"

=D

[OriginalTessaMessa]

maw!

[t3ch4]

I like then end. Man, I really suck. I could only remember 4.

[Pathogen82]

Religion is just a primate control method. I do not believe you need religion or faith to know what is morally right or wrong.

and what is a smote?

peace

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Smote is the past tense of smite. :P

I agree that one does not need religion to have moral standards, but I don't agree that it is a 'primate control method' - if one is of sound mind and freely believes then, more power to em.'

[Pathogen82]

I've obviously had some different experiences with this subject. You seem very easy going about the 10 so ill leave it alone, i wouldnt want to fire you up..but it would be intresting to hear your beliefs.

peace.

[CzarnyZazul]

I am so honoured there is exemption for me!

[OriginalTessaMessa]

Without a doubt sir! I'm so glad Joe pointed to to you.

[vanawesome]

... it was a duck, not a frog.

[claytonian]

Oh Tessa, you are so blessed! Thanks for a great response

[vanawesome]

haha. oh man, Tessa, i just laughed so hard I got dizzy. I'm serious.

[OriginalTessaMessa]

That's right. I thumbup'd your comment. I can do that. This is my house! RAR!

[NulloModoJose]

Thou shalt not be able to sleep and therefore be awake at 2 am checking your youTube subscriptions (lesser known, but often observed commandment.)

[Machinat1on]

That frog one - true story?

And I totally agree with the time limits one. I don't have all day! =]

[OriginalTessaMessa]

My lips are sealed!

*poot*