Sonichu - Issue 10 Preview! The Audiobook!

[Camdude90]

I HAVE FANGS ON MY EYE TEETH

[CoCoSkol]

OHHHH....

Cunt!

[MMRED]

GOD! This guy is a waste! He's a waste of sperm, eggs, oxygen, everybody's time, his parents' money, TAXPAYER money for sure, a waste of gas every time he drives his car to go someplace like the bar, and a waste of beer once he gets there to fill his fat gullet and get even fatter! Even the McDonalds hamburgers he eats are to good for him! HELL! He even wastes PAPER when he makes his shitty webcomics! About the only thing this guy is good for is being a lol cow! I say we milk him for all we can!

[poopskinTheLiar]

Everything's better in hid-definition!

[UndeadPotato]

Thank you Mr. Narrator! Because I was told to!

[AnKyloZilla]

I actually played his Sonichu level on LBP. It's horrible. You get stuck so many times, and certain areas are simple death traps. I feel like an idiot for not being able to even finish it.

[BlueRealta]

Why do you use Kirby music in your audiobooks? Why not sonic or Pokemon game music?

[Evin062008]

2.34, six fingers? I ONLY HAVE FIVE!!! OMG!!:O

[Kitsunefan9]

So do i go see the dentist for Fang Eye-teeth or should i get a eye exam?

[Deepblue686]

If Comic Chris's powers come from the ring, why does he need the medallion back?

Why was he even told that the medallion holds the powers by someone who should fully well know how it all works?

Jesus, Chris.....

[Deepblue686]

Chris, draw wrists on your *cough* "original characters" *cough*.

This is so they don't end up with deformed flippers for arms.

[paranoidude]

Who doesn't have fangs for their eye-teeth is the REAL question.

[GameOverthinkerFan7]

At 3:01 - FUCK YEAH GALACTIC KNIGHT That's one of the best songs from Kirby ever!!!!

[videogamenostalgia]

Even though I own a PS3, I plan on buying an xbox 360 and downloading LBP just to piss off Chris...

I stopped playing LBP when I found out Chrtis loves it. I don't want Chris near any of my fucking levels. If there's a 1/1,000,000 chance he'll even see my levels, it's too probable for me...

[Xunkun]

3:27 - Damnit, Chris, when will you stop being such a fagtard?

4:13 - Spoiler Ale-- ahh, fuck it, you all know already.

[Hells666singer]

I just realized that he's ripping off Family Guy every time he uses the phrase "Grinds my Gears" There was an episode where Peter had his own rant spot on the news under that title.

Am I surprised at the unoriginality? Not really it's just a tad annoying at this point.

[KimeramonRocks]

I love you for using Kirby music.

[douboymk2]

cant believe this fucking piece of shit took a year to come out.

the comic i mean not the audio book :P

[SmugHipster]

this kids, is why I got a HEX BAWX 360

[Cunnysmythe]

The trolls will get your high school ring soon, Chris. I'm quite sure of that.

heh@ how retarded Chris looks when he gets the fangs.

[OdaNoOwari]

Also I have a PS3 and hate myself everyday for Chris being autistic over it.

[Joroshira]

I never got what the fuck happened at the last part of that video. What did all of that mean? Does that symbolize a effigy of what Chris was conflicted with? Does conflictual bear within humans? Are we a species truly meant to never bear the unknown? What is our future?

:(

[OdaNoOwari]

Don't worry.

Let us ask the sage Bear. He will know what to do.

Come, friend. Embrace the Bears.

[SPARTANN09]

... It never occured to Chrissy that he could just buy a mail order bride or some shit? Plenty of immigrants would be willing to marry him for a green card.

[Lonedracowolf28]

Note how he makes a note telling people to not buy merchandise from the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of sonichu, Jimmy Hill.

Chris-Chan obviously wants people to buy his worthless, fake shit he calls merchandise.

[Ashkihyena]

Fook u Chris, I won't buy a PS3 until the current generation of them are backwards compatable.

And I wish my TV was HID Def, its just HD, damn.

[RoboTronGO]

Blanca? But she's gone...right?

[CharlieOKane]

he actually thought jimmy hill was ripping him off

words cannot describe how truly epic that is

[USAJAP1]

Since when was LBP available for the Wii and 360?

[VigorBalloon]

"Eye teeth" are the cuspids, according to Wikipedia.

And if Chris is the typo incarnate, then he must've tried for "artistic" but got "austistic".

[posthumanfetus]

I can't believe it.

This comic...

ACTUALLY...

had Sonichu in it.

[ZeldaDD]

Aw man, I'm upset. My TV doesn't support HID-Def. It only goes up to HD, not HID.  O_O

[Lost4ubabe]

4:30

OH CUNT!

[grizzlychris2]

what the fuck are eye teeth?

[krilc]

I just downloaded LITTLE BIG PLANET

On my XBAWKS3SHITTY, And i laughed heartily whilst i did so.

What do you think of that, Eh Chris?

[MrAwesomeTrex]

A) Chris is being a lazy ass, and keeps falling for 12 year olds trolling him, so he hasn't really got around to making his failtastic comic

B) Issue 9 (parts one and two) were recently uploaded.

[SonichuIsPrettyCool]

I had to read the comic three times and watch the audiobook for me to finally figure out that Jason was using LittleBigPlanet on his 360 to capture Chris. Don't pirate it on your Hexbawks, otherwise you could trap Chris Chan Sonichu.

[BlueKnightNight]

Wow, tracing at it's finest.

[Calistro]

vivian, your rage is the most endearing thing i have ever seen.

i think i may love you.

[Edgemaster000]

Ummm....actually...he's in the process of making one....right now.....

[Jesterclown17]

Actually... umm... He finished it... It shows up in his newest video... right beside his shelf of my little ponies...

[Edgemaster000]

Okay, that works...

[Aultmanb]

2:39 - 2:40

MY MEDALIUMZZ!!

[ninjanonymous]

Inuyasha reference, that's what he meant by giving himself fangs for eye teeth.

Another gay thing he did.

[aquasloth]

So high school rings give you magic powers?  I would have bought one in high school if I had known that....I just kind of figured they were TOTALLY FUCKING GAY.

[wwwwolf]

Chris fails at knowing his enemy (part the umpteenth):

The evil red-glowing Hexbox360 is UPSIDE DOWN. The power button is below the drive slot, not above.

(*takes another look at the elevator scene in the comic*)

Wait, no, he just has absolutely no freaking clue what the Xbox360 face plate even looks like.

(*facepalm*)

I should drink less coffee so that I'd spot less of these weird little details...

[SchedeenIndeed]

With every new set of 'anime eyes' I see, I kind of feel sorry for Megan less and less... :/

By the way, when did he decide to start including his glasses? I know he told us WAY back on, like, his second video or something that "I wear glasses. They help me see better." But he never DREW them.

[Ickeriss69]

Moar liek, the original medal was teleported into my loving hands

[Edgemaster000]

5:20 And so the pot called the kettle black.

[LulzIshall]

Oh Chris, you'll never cease to amuse me. I want him to villify me next. I've even got a boyfriend-free girl persona set up and ready to go once he's on the rebound from whatever end Ivy is working towards.

And how much longer until Bluespike appears in the comic?

[Joroshira]

"I FEEL NOTHING!"

You got: Autism!

Thats what Autism does to you Chris, unless you decide not to do anything about it and let it destroy your life.

[ambrosiaplatypus]

JIMMAY! >:(

[Edgemaster000]

TIMMAY! >=[

[cortezopossum]

Well... if there's one thing CWC understands is the concept of PRODUCT PLACEMENT.

[vivitheg]

he still does to this day

[MasterWyverne]

i REALLY do not get the ending of this comic

at all

[vivitheg]

you shouldn't

[superpikachu11]

@MasterWyverne No one ever will lol.

[Megatenist]

CWC's newer comics are in "HID - DEF quality".

Much better than his original patented "Shit - O - Vision"

[Jesterclown17]

"I teleported the original medal into the hands of my true sweetheart, Blanca."

You mean the one that was cut up, doused with pickle juice, set on fire and urinated and ejaculated on? Yup safe han-

... Wait, you did the last...

GOD DAMNIT CHRIS.

[LulzIshall]

What I find funny about this is that Chris seems to think that he sent the medal to Blanca, the trolls took it, and then Chris went and got it and sent it to her again.

[GreyMan6719]

HID DEF QUALITIES

[Denynn]

CWC has this embedded on his site.

[mcmonkey001]

JIMMY!! >:(

[Desuchan101]

lol@kirbymusic

[muke001]

Did anyone else pick up on Howell's 360 having a red ring of death on it? If it's showing a red ring, then how can Jason continue to use it?

Actually, how can you rig a 360 to act as a serveilence camera anyway? It certanly does more than the PS3!

[Chef033]

fucking fuck yes kirby super star ultra music

needs more masked dedede theme though

also software piracy owns

[shbomb]

I wonder if the full comic will ever come out...

[rahgnaraken]

Oh what the shitting fuck. Why in hell does he have to shovel in Monty Python? Why? WHY!?

[WolfJounin]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT!?

[Nebr66]

was the shin grabbing and 'really grinds my gears' bit a rip off of family guy?

wow, thats some originality

[vivitheg]

everything he does is a ripoff of something

[xHezaChanx]

I gotta play that LBP level just for shits n giggles.

[rossthef0x]

good luck, sony is having a field day with it and keeps deleting it off the PSN XP

[xHezaChanx]

LOL Lame. I saw videos posted of it and fucking lmao.

[Draconated]

I'm with the narrator on this, cock was the first thing to come to mind.

[Maindrian]

Oh good god, Jimmy Hill. He doesn't ACTUALLY think THE Jimmy Hill is his nemesis now does he?

[vivitheg]

he probably did for quite a long time

[TheSkunkCat]

@Maindrian

He did.

He's unimaginably naive.

[LolXHax]

::Watches video:: ....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Naxwell]

I pirated all my PS3 games. It was pretty easy hacking them once I started using the internet. That was the tricky part.

[Mrvort]

oh god, I actually got the spiney norman referance...

[seaweedprincess]

I had that Spiny Norman drawing as an avatar on another site for a while.

So weird to see Chris trying to draw a non-Sonic-ish hedgehog.

[fearmysouthernaccent]

If his ring really gave him power, then why is it just so incoviently explained now? Also, why is it that his medallion is his weak spot and he holds it when transforming? If it was actually the ring with the power, then the ring would be the weak spot. Poor ass excuse to try to pretend he wasn't trolled hard.

Also at 3:38, Chris has 6 fingers, lols.

[Tylerburrito]

CWC is getting LittleBigPlanet...?

...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKK!!!!!!

[AlabasterSexington]

wow you have to be really retarded to think an 80 year old retired footballer would give two shits about your sonic recolor of course you would also have to be pretty retarded to think sony would give a shit about your half nintendo half sega comic book character then agian you have to be pretty retarded to wear a medallion of your sonic recolor and then send it to a starnger on the internet just because they said they were a girl. I guess what I'm trying to say is chris-chan is retarded.

[LulzIshall]

And even more retarded to do it again. And again.

[goodmorningyoshi]

JIMMY =>:(

[rickyricardo123]

Awesome audiobook great job

[goldenjoeblow]

Wasn't he supposed to be writing himself out of his comics? Thank god it looks like he isnt, because when he did with the last issue it seemed to degenerate into wish fulfillment furry porn.

[bissonnettekoff]

How the hell can the narrator not laugh his ass off while recording the dialogue for Sonichu?

[sentientmachine11]

Beel is the Tourettes Guy. "Oh COCK! ASS!"

[Gregunit]

One of you Sonyfriends better record that level or something, I don't have a PS3.

[RewolfJ]

The PS3 plugging is obviously because he expects people to buy a PS3 to play his LBP level. The level is supposed to be representative of his life's dream (a Sonichu game), but of course, it's going to suck because he made it. He'll probably blame his various "enemies" when nobody hearts it.

Oh yeah: Someone caught him whining on the official LBP forums about how his beta expired before he finished his first level, so this comic is lying about it being up for download.

[vivitheg]

spoiler alert: it did suck

[OsirisLord]

Four hundred and sixty dollars plus tax for one level? This is a bigger ripoff then Action 52.

[pissedbuddha]

God Chris, why do you hate the Xbox so much?

[LulzIshall]

Probably for the same reason he hates Harry Potter.

[zero10999]

These comics are making less and less sense as they progress.

[bissonnettekoff]

His comic is an outlet for him to put his retarded spin on the shit that's going wrong in his life.

He probably can't make much sense of why people don't like him. I felt sorry for him for a little bit.

That is until I found out that he inserts vibrators and ass-beads into his anus while he masturbates while simultaneously hating gays and wearing his Sonichu medallion.

[machriderx]

And he blames everything that goes wrong on the very people trying to warn him that he is being trolled. He has no responsibility for himself, he acts like other people control his actions and like he is not responsible. He sends his most prized possession (and nudes, and other things) to trolls willingly then goes and blames all the people who were trying to warn him of said trolls for "breaking up his relationship" when really, there was none to begin with. This guy deserves no sympathy at all

[machriderx]

He needs to learn to take responsibility for himself instead of making shitty comics and blaming other people for his own stupidity. Right now, the only thing in my mind is "what a dumbass" (or "I told you so," especially after his latest video).

[vivitheg]

yeah what he said

[TheNilvoid]

So let me get this straight,

The reason for Jason's appearence is because Chris went to /v/ or whatever and saw an image of Big Boss?

also haha fangs

[vivitheg]

no the real story is that apparently jason sent him a picture of him with an eyepatch from halloween

but i like big boss too

[kawaiidesunekochan]

i think he said Oh Crap.

[goodmorningyoshi]

I know but i hear it as "OH COCK" for some reason

[goodmorningyoshi]

OH COCK

this makes me smile in my sould

[althero]

I just figured out that Sonichu audiobooks are the Cliff-Notes of the Chris Chan drama.

Well call me autistic!

[EmoKidsScott]

WHOA did anyone else see Sonichu on the last page?

Sonichu is a rare sight in Sonichu comics.

[vivitheg]

DAYUM SUN

[godlymoose]

I love how he says Jimmy.

[ArkDelgato]

Fuck chrischan in the ear.

HE COMMISSIONED ART FOR HIS COVER WHAT A FAGGOT

[machriderx]

nah he just stole it from pandahalo, but she doesnt care since its traced anyway

[OsirisLord]

Traced or not it's still a thousand times better then anything he can do.

[chisenone]

Badass preview. Kirby Super Star musics :D

[profchronic]

disregard that i suck cocks. 'Eyeteeth' is just a term for the upper canines. the footnote is still redundant, much like this comment.

[profchronic]

Eyeteeth: Vampire-speak for 'fangs'. I saw it mentioned in a comic titled 'Life Sucks'. Chrissy's reference is quite redundant, basically saying "I have fangs for my fangs". Lulz.

[LazenKillingUFace]

brb playing kirby super star ultra again

[MEKofTheMEKkingdom]

Thanks narrator! :D

Sorry for your lose you two ;-;

Lose of sanity and stuff because of having to make more of these D:

[Dragon555]

Nooooooo, Jimmy Hill!

[NamiTheUntamed]

Hell no I'm not getting a damn PS3. I'll stick to my "hex-box," thanks.

[vivitheg]

chris is microsoft's best advertising scheme ever

[IAMZEPWNER]

sorry for telling you about the new comic bro, i just made your life more miserable...

[educate9946]

I feel ashamed for owning a PS3 now.

[colonelmcdoogle]

What's with all the monty python shit lately? I'm thinking he saw "Now for something completely different" for the first time about a week ago and won't shut the fuck up about it.

[hanchiman]

Dont forget he also seen "Monty Python and the holy grail" too... with his reference of Arthur VS Dark Knight scene. Way to rip off a classic funny scene you autistic lardass.

[chronossage]

the eye teeth thing is just some Japanese anime thing and the fact that he put them in and then made a note about it is essentially him holding a big sign over his head that says "I'm a god damned weeaboo!".

[hanchiman]

Also most of the time, only female characters use these "eye teeth" thingy.... this further prove that Chris is a faggot.

[kirbykrew]

Viv and Deth managed to live another audiobook

Also no gourmet race 1/3? That's my favorite song from the game :'(

Still, great job.

[vivitheg]

we'll die...another day.

[fatalrob0t]

.......... who the feck is jimmy?

[warpspeed651]

Jimmy Hill is a British media personality.

[YukioElios]

KSSU made it bearable to see without a lot of facepalms

good job

[DeoMachina]

FFF I just put kirby down and now I have to play it some more.

[clank98]

oh god not another one god damn chris just stop with the 360 IS TEH DEVIL and stealing shitty Family Guy jokes and raping Monty Python and ffffffff I hate you chris

Vivi, dethchemist, thanks for doing this. This shit is painful even with the annotations and dramatic narration.

[OdaNoOwari]

WHEN DID THIS HAPPENED WHY DID I MISS IT

[iPockyi]

Deth, Vivi, you guys are my heroes. ;___; I could never be able to do this. D: I'd probably die during the first or second audiobooks. D:

[WolfLaserInfantry]

lulz - Chris chan never will fail to supply us with them

[dethchemist77]

Oh yeah, I forgot about "c***". I meant for you to bleep it, but I figured the best way to do that was if I actually said something to bleep over. Chris probably meant "crap", but that's a dumb thing to edit out of a comic.

[internutt]

Censor the word crap, but nude hedgehog/pokemon things having sex is A-ok!

[AlabasterSexington]

but c*** is a nuaghty word

[theraynexperience]

Hate to say it, but some of the remixed music from Kirby Super Star ultra sounds like ass. I guess I'm too used to the SNES version. Btw, good video. Enjoy some Mother 3.

[Aginor27]

also:

chris seems to think that he is sponsored by sony since playstation ads seem to show up on his page more.

[Aginor27]

i hope when he makes the whole comic that chris clarifies this.

what we know:

chris is flying through time right now.

i guess the rosechu comic was oging on while this was?

[dethchemist77]

I think the idea was that this is set after the Rosechu special, and after the upcoming story where Chris returns from the Phantom Zone or whatever it is. 

Basically, my theory is Chris desperately wanted to spin the medallion theft in the comic, but he'd written himself out of the story, so he had to flash forward. You know, because he's a hack.

[vivitheg]

i hope he makes one about clyde and how he's an asshole

because he is

seriously chris where's your motivation

[mouthwindow]

Drama, suspense.. Beautiful plot.. Made even better through these GREAT audiobooks!

I can't wait for the full version.

[artinbazikyan]

kssu music, feels good man

[ThemeMusicC]

Ground floor

[Pokizard]

HOLY FUCK A PLOTHOLE

[Flaction]

FUCK YEAH!