"I once talked a man out of blowing upo the sears tower, but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom and I can't talk my kid off the phone." Story of my life! :- ))
"Jesus,farley! Nothing against you about you dressing up like a little girl; I didn't know that about you , Farley?" Samuel L. Jackson chew that fat-ass raw!!! LMFAO!!!
you know I was Farely's Boss The Cheif I Would His Ass As The Cop Negotiator For Costing Someone Their Life When That Stupid Motherfucker Say No In A Hostage Situation If Someone Die, Farely you stupid motherfucker you're fired!!
I watched this movie in the middle, and I thought Samuel L Jackson was the villian in this. I guess you gotta watch the whole thing to know he's the good guy.
Connie, Con, or Conrad. Whichever you prefer.... There is no normal. Jerry wants me here early, I'm here early. Jerry wants me here late, I'm here late.
Never use "NO" in a hostage situation... You ever cheat on your wife???? No..... "watch it!, I'll kill someone.." ...... HAVE u ever cheat on your wife.. 'I'LL..... SEE WHAT I CAN DO!" LOL ..... looks like the hostage taker is SCHOOLING Farely...
If you're talking about the red light in Spacey's Caprice, it I don't know the name of the company, but I do know it was used widely by the LAPD starting in the early '90's on their CRASH units. They can come in standard or flashing strobe...Google "police undercover dash lights", you may find the one you're looking for.
P.S.
That light is an anachronism, for the CPD used flashing headlights and strobes, nothing even vaguely close to the cars in this film. Hollywood police cars.
@kingpin920 how has he been starring in bad movies?... He has played the good guy in most of his movies and his best for rating is 'The Negotiator' and lately 'Unthinkable' check it out...'Formula 51' is another good one, here's an actor who has done enough good movies to be even considered for an Oscar...don't mean to start the race talk but that is what it means to be a black man who happens to be a great actor for the longest while and not get an Oscar...anyway what did I expect.
No + Don`t + Won`t + Can`t = Hostage dead...
bethuelization 6 days ago
5:47 "Hey do you mind?!" LOL fuckin FBI vultures.
PersonalityDeficit87 1 week ago
"I once talked a man out of blowing upo the sears tower, but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom and I can't talk my kid off the phone." Story of my life! :- ))
TheColinChapman 2 weeks ago
2:47 - :51 Or hostage, according to page 53 of the action hero handbook.
027220 2 weeks ago
Say NO again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker!
Spectans1 1 month ago
It's 2012 and I'm watching this!
DaneTheGreatest 2 months ago
Would a cop ever be crazy enough to take hostages? I feel this is not believable, that he would make his situation worse in that way.
Shame.
wasistdaswasdasist 3 months ago
"Jesus,farley! Nothing against you about you dressing up like a little girl; I didn't know that about you , Farley?" Samuel L. Jackson chew that fat-ass raw!!! LMFAO!!!
Megadellter 3 months ago
fuck this movie am bored
AMERSIDD 3 months ago
@AMERSIDD
Ypu're the chairman of the bored.
Now eat your tortillas 'cause we have a movie to watch !
psychkoala 3 months ago
you cant talk me down,
you cant make me hate this movie,
now get me my popcorn,
djslapdash 5 months ago
@djslapdash LMAO!
wolfboyak 4 months ago
I once dressed up like a school-girl and got my ass spanked -- by my grandmother.
7beers 6 months ago in playlist :)
Conrad, Connie, or Con, whatever you prefer.
7beers 7 months ago in playlist :)
for people are superduper brain less...that is if they didn't hit the dislike by mistake.
TheWestlane 11 months ago
"You ever, um, dress up like a school girl and get your ass spanked, Farley?"
LMAO!
DeltaEagle7700 1 year ago 5
"wer ok jus dont be saying no no more mutherfuker "lmfao!
bulls007 1 year ago 3
you know I was Farely's Boss The Cheif I Would His Ass As The Cop Negotiator For Costing Someone Their Life When That Stupid Motherfucker Say No In A Hostage Situation If Someone Die, Farely you stupid motherfucker you're fired!!
tolbertjason 1 year ago 2
Farely can't even Negotiate shit! He's an idiot!!!!
tolbertjason 1 year ago
have u ever cheated on ur wife farley?......lmao
mrafrica234 1 year ago
saw this on tv today...yet i was laughing at this part...
TruthXile 1 year ago
I watched this movie in the middle, and I thought Samuel L Jackson was the villian in this. I guess you gotta watch the whole thing to know he's the good guy.
RyanFresh 1 year ago 2
Right
Samuel L Jackson should have won Oscar for this.
mkdavuluri 1 year ago 2
Connie, Con, or Conrad. Whichever you prefer.... There is no normal. Jerry wants me here early, I'm here early. Jerry wants me here late, I'm here late.
7beers 1 year ago
Samuel L. Jackson is obviously a really good actor.
skillz0122 1 year ago
Never use NO in hostages situation!!!!
NEVER SAY NO...
needmo2 1 year ago
2:49
lmfao "get outta here shut up!!!!!" farley's overwelmed and is tryin not to screw up at talking
fpascale789 1 year ago
i would have yanked the phone out of the damn wall and busted her ass.... who the hell does that little brat think she is
aaron19840904 1 year ago 4
Paul Giamatti is the greatest motherfucker ever.
JusshereChillin 1 year ago 3
@JusshereChillin Seriously!!! I thought I was the only one....
impiccolomofo 1 year ago
"is anybody hurt"....."no we are fine but dont be saying NO anymore mothafucker"
obzaoagile 1 year ago 10
i thought crazy was on the bus?
Offspringfan64 1 year ago
"Hey, Have you ever dressed up like a School Girl and got your ass spanked, Farley?" LMAO. :D
LoggotyroX32 2 years ago 4
Danny - NOOO u just cost some's life farely GAME OVER " SHOOT FIRED "
Maluquinhonobope 2 years ago 2
Never use "NO" in a hostage situation... You ever cheat on your wife???? No..... "watch it!, I'll kill someone.." ...... HAVE u ever cheat on your wife.. 'I'LL..... SEE WHAT I CAN DO!" LOL ..... looks like the hostage taker is SCHOOLING Farely...
richnyla 2 years ago 9
''We're okay just don't be saying no anymore muthafucker!!!!'' lmao!!!!!!!!
SonOfGod3000 2 years ago 6
hahahahaha!!! da guy was iritated and as if he's gonna punch that guy on the other line.... lol
killapop187 2 years ago
Spacey was a great casting choice
joetheanglo 2 years ago 11
HAHAHAHAHAHA.S.Jackson should have an oscar for this.
Deancho 2 years ago 39
totaly agree with u
Maluquinhonobope 2 years ago
what is that for a light at 4:46 in the patrol car?
by wich company is it?
CSILCPD 2 years ago
If you're talking about the red light in Spacey's Caprice, it I don't know the name of the company, but I do know it was used widely by the LAPD starting in the early '90's on their CRASH units. They can come in standard or flashing strobe...Google "police undercover dash lights", you may find the one you're looking for.
P.S.
That light is an anachronism, for the CPD used flashing headlights and strobes, nothing even vaguely close to the cars in this film. Hollywood police cars.
TransitKid88 2 years ago
hey thanks =)
yea i know chicago used no red lights they are the only police deptartment in illinois wich uses blue lights except the airport units
CSILCPD 2 years ago
Great scene
AJmatrix333 2 years ago
WHY WAS FARELY allowed to speak?! He's an idiot!
EonFigure 2 years ago 3
shit yeahhhh i will fire his ass right away he is more nervous than the hostage
Rayevo888 2 years ago 2
Now, are you going to tell me "no" again?"
"No. I'm not."
celeboria 2 years ago 5
"tell me joke, do you know any jokes farley?"
"umm no"
"NO! you just cost someone there life Farley game over!!"
best part of the movie!!
GTFORDMAN 2 years ago 46
@GTFORDMAN No its not! The best line is : IM STILL ALIVE MOTHERFUCKER!
Noratek 3 months ago
he cheats on his wife LOL
lolcod5 2 years ago 3
"yeah, we're all okay, just don't be saying no, no more mothef(uc&h*e%!!!" haha
stephen2152002 2 years ago 4
"i need a submachine gun so i can kill everybody"...I'll look into it" LMAO
stephen2152002 2 years ago 7
"You can talk me down... Now! Get! My! Sabian!!.."
Jackson is awesome
pablin714 2 years ago 6
Farley gets his ass pounded in a school girl outfit!
Lelouch911 2 years ago 9
very good movie!!!!
amhara23 2 years ago 8
Poor Farley!
miller5890 2 years ago 11
Let the little girl run the show why dont you Kevin.
I would bitch slap a kid that laughs at me while i tell them to do something.
ChadwickMaryWeather 3 years ago 4
all the movie is awesome great but there s no one police girl
kip66619871930 3 years ago
Mr. Jackson has been starring in bad movies lately.....
kingpin920 3 years ago 3
@kingpin920 how has he been starring in bad movies?... He has played the good guy in most of his movies and his best for rating is 'The Negotiator' and lately 'Unthinkable' check it out...'Formula 51' is another good one, here's an actor who has done enough good movies to be even considered for an Oscar...don't mean to start the race talk but that is what it means to be a black man who happens to be a great actor for the longest while and not get an Oscar...anyway what did I expect.
TheWestlane 11 months ago
ahahahahahha no no more motherfucker i look it thousand times and i cant get enough!!
jhgklo 3 years ago
so far this movie doesn't bore me at all once again samuel l jackson plays a master role this man should have statue cause he's a great actor
90klop 3 years ago
No?! YOU JUST CAUSED SOMEONE THEIR LIFE FARLY GAMEOVER!!! BONG!!!
JUST DONT BE SAYING NO NO MORE MOTHAFUCKER
cjdabearsosexy01 3 years ago 2
COST someone their life, but yeh that is a good line.
handofnod 3 years ago
f#c%king A+ dude
nycknight001 3 years ago
Chris Sabion knows he wants to laugh.I would be doing the same thing he is doing.
cjdabearsosexy01 3 years ago