Join the Dark Side. We have cookies!

[TheSharkshaw]

oh come on dont make little kids do that pick meeee i wanna fight vader

[myWhitedog97]

Popo shut us down

[Crinks]

Where are the cookies?!

[marionhunt70444]

"Left Shoulder, Right Shoulder"???? Does she not know her left from her right? No wonder the bumbling Jedi lost to the far superior Sith (for a little while anyway...first DS was just a lucky shot)

[SuperRusty212]

@marionhunt70444 from where she was standing her left was vaders right

[zurolightning]

weeeeeee,i'm gonna joining the Dark Side i love cookies

[McCRAAAZY]

I got so happy when I saw Vader! :D

[MunchiesOfHeartNexus]

I love how that little kid was ready to fight the storm troopers as soon as they came out XD

"There they are! Holt!"

*kids open lightsaber*

"Close your weapon!"

[12pokemaster34]

I WILL NOT BETRAY MY MASTER LORD VADER LONG LIVE THE DARK SIDE

[superchicken116]

that must scared the kids a little bit when the stormtroopers said "NOBODY MOVE!"

[c14ulesall]

Is that star tours ride open yet?

[Topitituya]

One of the kids picked there nose and ate there booger!

[Zill4Films]

so they train in front of darth vaders crib

[brenton490]

Fuck the dark side the Jedi side has waffles!!!!

[MrTurtlez123]

OMG EWOKS WHERE! (that would be cool tho..) awww...i wanted to pet it D:

[falconlord997]

I kill plastic men!

[sokay57]

Oh my god, why doesn't we have that in europe? D':

[smokemiura]

kill all of those padawans Anakin .....

[makobeachz]

why are all these jedi here whatever happened to order 66?!?

[wg99er]

wow

[wg99er]

at the last part of the vidio whiat is that kid wearing a yoda hat?!?

[ReaverNightroad]

Imagine if he said we have cookies and the storm troopers actually brought out trays of them

[protosaber363]

Why didn't they have this when I was a kid?

[breanadoll]

if i ever go there i will say "sup Anikin,do you have cookies on the dark side?"

[landon829]

one of them should have broke down and joined him

[thewordofnotch]

why is darth vader made of plastic?

[inkognitoo]

@thewordofnotch he likes lego?



[SpecialAgentRavage]

"This will be a day long remembered. The day I slaughter a bunch of children a third my size who have no idea how to handle a lightsaber. Just like the old days! ...Good times..."

[wyliedraper92]

@SpecialAgentRavage best comment ever!

[chorawy93]

@SpecialAgentRavage hahahah

[jasonromulus]

@SpecialAgentRavage This comment is made of so much win!

[TheMex1kan]

little jedi kid at 1:05 wanted to take down the stormtroopers... Would have been funny if they had acted upon it..

[MakeusL00kB4D]

im so tempted to go there, in a black robe with my old red lightsaber, and when he does that walk in and kneel, then be like "Yes Vader..."

[CookieAddictHD]

They got cookies?!?! Here I comes!!!

[lovemuffin707]

@CookieAddictHD that is your you tube name :) ha ha

[Icantfindanamewtf]

the first kid in the left has terrible lag

[ThatguyNice]

If I were a kid that had a chance to do that, I'd use my anger to strike at Vader and replace him as Lord Sideous' apprentice. Then, kill Lord Sideous. Nothing personal, ofcourse; just tradition.

[TheSwedishIndian]

lol

[TheSwedishIndian]

I just can't take a storm trooper seriously after I saw college humor.

[TheBurgerheaven]

if that was me up there i wouldn't listen to a word she was saying... i would've beat him like a pinata! :D

[ZombieWombatStudios]

I wish I could still love star wars and not get teased. I had so much fun...

[IDeas98]

haha watch that with epic star wars music.its so ridiculousxD

[gummybearninja1000]

I did that!! Only in 14 and there was a septet group but I got a cape and a green light saber and I got to fight with obi won conn-obi it was complete EPICNESS!!!

[yomama629]

@gummybearninja1000 obi won conn-obi? It's Obi-Wan Kenobi, you fail

[ABainTrain]

dude. thats actually freakin AWESOME! lol if i was a kid again, and as in love with star wars as i once was, and had the chance to FIGHT ol DARTH. i'd be in jedi haven. kids these days dont know what they got. lol. and im only 23!!!

[gannon1op]

ive made a darth doodie

[OrcaStar89]

Last time I was at Disney I went up and asked if I could do it and the guy said that at 21 I was too old to do it.

Yes... I cried... :'(

[bigmankralc]

Cookies? Fuck yeah! I'm there.

Outnumbered? He's killed younglings before, he'll do it again.....

[anthonywotton]

@bigmankralc

This

[TheBlackHairDude]

no 0:32 say vagina master

[taylorc0713]

bad form...I am a citified Jedi trained by master yoda

[1997fish]

Must be a very small club if you have to risk your life ageist the sith lord just to join.

[desireeT01]

An awesome job, but what about the milk????

[felixlemixx]

I want this Stormtrooper Suit, walking down the street and saying annyone who appears my way: Join the Darkside, its cool...we have cookies!

[cutegirlforeva]

Vader looks bored, when he´s fighting that kid :D

[XtremeGamer786]

I sense a disturbance in the force! *farts*

[SOSMeganSOS]

Aww I remember doing this when I was younger! I won a prize toy ^^



[JDBW]

This is my dream job, and I'm not ashamed to say it

[TIMT0MAT0]

"Wait, wait. I sense a disturbance in the Force." The only disturbance is your bedhead.

[clonetrex]

WHAT WOULD CHA  DOOO TO WEAR A BOBA FETT SUIT?(what would you do for a klondike bar)

[TheSTRMBRNGR]

@clonetrex Alot of things. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bgoodrick]

This will be a right of passage for my children lol, "You are not a big boy yet, you must face Vader..."

[ritchie1475]

Light side has cookies too, only diference is dark side doesn't have any milk

[simsfreak105]

those kids made me shit my pant when they activate the lightsaber : (

[shoan501]

i svear the kid was yoda

[Hanfkeks94]

i wish i was a kid...

And join Vader in this Vid and fight the Jedis down Muhahahaha

[Poeiti24]

i did this when i was seven!!! lol it was so fun!

[JimvsBob]

Haha this is brilliant

[Surebro0]

TELL VAder that his former Apprentice Starkiller is COMING for him

[989fartman]

i was in this clip but it was from a few years ago not in 08 they had one in 04 also that is the one i went to it was fun

[DarkMasta95]

i wish i could go to this things...but it would be weird to see a guy with the double or triple the size of the kids that are there

[crazymasterofbeyblad]

man i wish i could be there i am a big star wars fan and disney world fan ben every year'



[BROCKLESNARFAN1980]

I think it's cute all those mini jedi's : )

[bananastickers10]

Vader could've destroyed those kids!

[zorua17]

i would be the odd kid who joined the dark side lol 

[Darthsantana]

@zorua17 theres a video of a kid bowing to vader

[alaskinator]

@zorua17 have you seen darth Sariah?

[alexl1013a]

I know I am going to sound like a dork when I say this but you know how they have the whole medivel fantasy live action battles in the woods, it's like a camp. I think Darkcon is one. It was on Role modles. well anyway, what if they did a star wars version of that. I don't care I am married I would join Darth vader to be part of it.

[Charliescene93]

Disneyland is beter

[khonsmosis]

@Charliescene93 Lol. Get over it.

[SlashTheSinHedgie]

Vader wasnt trying at all! D:

Vader i am disapoint~

[mattricks21]

45.999th visitor

[PrincessTS01]

if it was white chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies, i'd join!

[iamconfuzzling]

I LOVE STAR WARS!

[mlgp7223]

i think i might do this even though im way older than them

[squamish4244]

These kids are so cute, ha ha...

[squamish4244]

These kids are so cute. It's been a long time since I've been one :(

[RelikaneLiengod]

haha she saw her hat and was like "wow"

[rareu4532]

Lukke who are you??? DW I am your fathers " LUkk NOOOOOOOOOOO

[tufflucas]

raising 30 year old basment children one day at a time...

[SadlyEm0]

lawl the storm troopers came up and the kid tryed to hit him :D and she was like HOLE YOURE FIRE!

[GBev2K]

Man I love how corny things are at Disney World..

[ineliciousmonteyne]

I miss Darth Sariah

[Guerrillablackdog]

I wish I was there when I was a kid...

That would have been an AWESOME experience!!

[ValkyrieTakesMySoul]

LOL i love how when the storm troopers show up that one kid was like "OMG" an whipped out his lightsaber

[Kite197]

Man I don't give a shit. This is absolutely awesome. I'd have killed to be part of something like this when I was a kid.

[Rmaorbust]

LOL the kid at 1:05 is ready to kick some ass

[didibjj]

did darth vader get boo'd? lol

[metalrocker1ful]

but the big question is.... what KIND of cookies?

[bryce175]

I wish I was a kid :(

But, i could be a child at heat :D

[clartzy05]

@bryce175 *at heart - definitely. welcome to Walt Disney World =]

[DarkRayden666]

Darth Vader has the most bad ass costume in history of cinema

[uilliu]

I like his hat.

[KLynnSmith]

I'M THE ONE WHO MAKES THE COOKIES ^^ THEY ARE GOOD ^^

[noobspice]

may the fourth be with you.

[adsrt100]

I did not see any cookies :(

[AntiTPG]

I could've sworn this was the same place with the lightsaber fail.

[unicornkp]

There like 3 they don't know what left shoulder right shoulder means

[princeofpersia229]

Dark side is better.



[AznSeaKnight]

stormtroopers are badasss!!!

[13expose13]

@Tiqec haha one girl did.

[20genshot]

The title made me laugh hard ROFL!

[Chrisx092]

0:32 did...she just say dont hit them in the vigina after :O 

[clartzy05]

@Chrisx092 HAHA that's totally what it sounded like.. but its "and don't hit.. the Jedi Master"

[ilovedarkvader]

@clartzy05 i want to join the dark side i so wsh that was me if that was me i would be like ya i want to join the dark side you dont have to ask me a 100 times i would join dark vader i love him

[anakin4351]

@Chrisx092 pervert

[Darthsantana]

@Chrisx092 i totaly read this comment right before i heard her say that

[RomanJulliEmperor243]

@Chrisx092 LOL...

[englanddg]

@Chrisx092 I can vouch for that...why? Cause this is the same lady who did it for my kid...you can tell the script. Go check out my channel, and I have the video of her with my kid in the front spot.

[englanddg]

@Chrisx092 Hop over to my channel and you'll see the same lady doing that same scripted line with my kid where the little girl in the front was. It's a bit clearer in my video...she's saying "don't hit the jedi master"

[AlterEgox5]

Wow. Vader was there the whole time. Those Jedi masters need to get on the ball. ;D

[SoichiLovesHerPChan]

Wow.. Darth Vader goes after little kids. Pedo Bear in Space!

[MrRiceroni]

WHY ARE ALL THE JEDI MASTERS WOMEN!!!

[clartzy05]

@MrRiceroni there do exist some men.. haha

[valkyriesorceress]

@MrRiceroni I've seen this show many, many times in person and never seen a female jedi trainer before.

[kozinc]

Why were they training in front of Vader's home?

[dnabg]

@kozinc yea thats kinda badass :D

[TheRandomkid321]

if i was there i would yell JOIN THE DARK SIDE. WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!

[clartzy05]

@TheRandomkid321 hahaha me too =]

[rerere284]

@TheRandomkid321

While being in the crowd or one of the kids?

[1sinbad1]

I want to see a real fight......with real lightsabers =D

[Laser39]

I would be like: What is thy bidding my master ? Just for the fun of it

[trucupey3]

why didnt they have this when i was a kid? I could have enjoyed this at 9 :D

[deniceinspain]

it's like watching an orwellian nightmare. Talk about child indoctrination.

[deadkidisevil]

i want cookies

[thomas141500]

if i were there i would so be going wild and crazy with him with me 2 lightsabers XD

[setsunasamachan]

Little kids beating Darth Vader with sticks! XD

[ePhaNaNda]

is he real?

[snezatastic]

when i saw this at wdw, i was wondering...what IS disney doing with lucasfilms and all of its glory?

[clartzy05]

@BlooberbotStudio read the description. that line "join the dark side, we have cookies" is from a comic strip. and considering this portrayal of darth vader and 'the dark side' is watered down for kids.. its sugar coating it. like they might as well hand them cookies.. see what i mean?

[sock1235]

That's bullshit!

[brawlaventures]

I would brinka red lightsaber and bow down to him and say im ready to join the dark side... as long as you have cookies.

[JoshHottenstein]

oh wow! At that age Darth Vader was scary for me...I wouldve been like "I have to do what??fight Darth freaking Vader??" But I probably would calmed down after seeing him fight the other kids lol

[BoBotaker]

i did that once, when i was a kid. i got a diploma :(

[00DrCRazy00]

Butthead: uhuhuh that would be cool uhuhhuhhuh

[buggyboo81]

i would bow to vader and ask him for teaching

[DisneyWorldAddict214]

this would totally b me when he came out

AH! ITS DARTH VADER! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!

[clartzy05]

@DisneyWorldAddict214 he comes out for meet & greets now - inclusive of autographs =P

[barbariangoth]

This is great for the kids

[Jesslayc]

what is she on and where did she get it?!?!?!?!?!

[krillum]

imagine niggas come in with real life savers. "everyone gimme your robes!!!!"

[qucazoo]

@krillum whats a life saver?

[LandynCaissie]

@qucazoo life savers are like, the best hard candies ever lol

[BigEvan96]

omg that was awesome

[rissarae3]

Darth Vader: "Join the dark side. We have cookies!"

Me: ".....what kind of kind of cookies?"

lol

[clartzy05]

@rissarae3 hahaha

[11potatoman]

@rissarae3 macadamia nut

[TheMightyDahQ]

@rissarae3 i thought they had wookies =( i read it wrong

[clartzy05]

@TheMightyDahQ during Star Wars Weekends they do! come by this summer =]

[TheMightyDahQ]

@clartzy05 cool

[BotherBear]

That's so cute!

[silverpelt1]

I went to the dark side... They lied about the cookie thing, but they did have yaoi :D.

[Kadiezi]

The cookie is a lie!

I wish I could go see Disney World D:

[SCVKMT]

DON'T go to the Dark Side

[riverbendjuniorhigh]

It will be funnier if Vader suddenly grabs a sheet of cookies out of nowhere, or from the Stormtroopers. It will be awesome!

[20AnThOnY02]

i feel bad for the people that had to do this like run it lol..

[clartzy05]

@20AnThOnY02 as a cast member I wouldn't say so =] yeah you work with little kids all day but it's still kinda cool to be a part of it!

[20AnThOnY02]

@clartzy05 i know i know but i mean if i were to do this i wouldent have the patience. one kid is bound to screw it up and like it would be all weird

[tuttar3]

Haha COOL!

[jediyves]

I see they finally got the lady to train the younglings, she use to be below the stage getting the kids lined up.

[ShutUpChannel]

haha nerds :P

[erncik2345]

dis is not for adults dis is for a kid

[satanicinternational]

nerd in training! : p

[SyCuJa]

ololololololololol xD

[SoraRoxasKH]

i wanna go there and jus show off my moves

[aquarius21192]

LIES THERE WERE NO COOKIES!!!

but man if I was that kid I would just hit Darth Vader any way soo hard. that would be funny if all the kids came and just mobed him

[clartzy05]

haha no not really. read the description. that line "join the dark side, we have cookies" is from a comic strip. and considering this portrayal of darth vader and 'the dark side' is watered down for kids.. its sugar coating it. like they might as well hand them cookies.. see what i mean?