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  • I get more honey than Winnie-the-Pooh!

    Ver' NAHSS!

  • Polyga-me, huh, polyga-you!

  • HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I LOVE IT!!!! OH GOD YOU KIDS ARE GOOD. MADE MY DAY...NO, MY WEEK!

  • God, the smile at 1.30 was creepy xD

  • ...this seriously made my day.

    thank you.

    that is all.

    

  • Awww, fuck you! Forget about all that polygamist shit and learn how to play guitar.

    Fucktards.

  • @PopeConstipation16th So you're okay with *some* child molestation, then, as long as the Mormons are doing it instead of the Catholics?

    Polyga- you.

  • there brainwashed

    

  • It amazes me that Modern Day Mormons try to dissociate themselves from Polygamy, when JOSEPH SMITH himself was a polygamist ! READ Section 132 of the Book of Mormon. Scary....

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAH­AAHAHAHAH

  • Love it! Great work!!

  • Make more!!This is good shit:)

  • lmao! this is funny, but kinda mean!

  • polygamy? heh polyga-you

  • If Mormonism ever restores this doctrine, they wouldn't have to cook their statistics. Or advertise. Or send out ugly missionaries. Its membership would indeed fill the earth.

  • This should have more views!

  • I get more honey that winnie the pooh LMAO!

  • wow funny shit

  • Warren Jeffs on ebay, the world according to the prophet;

    Polygamist Prophet Warren Jeffs Audio REVOLUTIONARY WAR - ebay item # 200553122007

  • 25 FLDS church members who can actually use a computer watched this video!!!

  • WTF!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  • U shut yur mouth.. N I ain't Warren maybe they do give ya Internet in prison..haha that wud kick!

  • this is discusting!

  • Hell yeeey-yah!!

  • That was the stupidest thing iv seen it's not even funny u guys jus listen to all the crap ppl say bout those ppl n u don't even know the truth tell ya do the stop yur bull crap on what u don't know what yur even singing

  • shut your mouth warren, since when did they give you bastards in prison internet access??

  • This made me LOL but in reality if I ever saw a Polygamist group I would cold-cock the dude.

  • Oh. My. God. After reading two books by young women Carolyn Jessup and Elissa Wall who grew up FLDS and escaped, I can't believe how accurate this portrayal is. It's brilliantly made too.

  • Polygamy? Ha. Polyga you!

  • @Glasya666 Ha ha makes no sense but made me laugh.

  • I never took time to say how much I like the expression on the babe who looks especially uncomfortable at :51-- she gets that "I've -got -a- pine- cone -where- the- sun- don't-shine"- look ---very well indeed!!

  • Ok-people- no, I don't like profanity- but that does NOT cancel out the fact that this vid is a classic, totally hilarious, right on the money, AND!! a serious, valuable contribution to the truth in disclosure findings paperwork filed by...yours truly

  • The piano guy and the groovin string bean guy are fabulous.. plus all the "zapped" lookin babes!! Check out guy who is Warren J on this video- he's in a band called Bon Johnson on youtube channel BonJohnsonrocks- it's a scream, a hoot, and a blast to see "WarrenJ" screamin in an acdc tribute band, believe me!! He defined the real warren j here so well that he's got a place in my thumbs up file for good!

  • his expressions are hilarious:))

  • a lost boy is the title given to the boys who warren jeffs kicks out of the way so the girls our age can be married to him. because only the flds can marry each other.

  • every morman needs to see this lol. they try to justify EVERYTHING!

  • WE'VE GOT WARREN JEFFS AS OUR LEAD SINGER! FROM RAP TO AC/DC. WHO KNEW?

  • I Want Revenge! bit . ly/jerku

    

  • July 1. 2010 huh! "who'd a thunk it??" He won't sign to go!! "Warren J" "doesn't wanna be extradited to Texas" on multiple felony charges of sexual assault of minors..but isn't that where he said all those other worshipers of his should go to "build up" his unparalleled City of Zion? Now why doesn't he wanna go be near his faithful flock??

  • 'I was called by God, and he texted me too!'

  • DSD

    More like Joe Smith than the LDS Church of today. Its true!

  • lmfao...

  • MORMONS! jk

  • Fucking hilarious!

  • Uncannily accurate. Even had the FLDS underwear under the prison jump suit.

    They are wearing that in jail, but its not allowed in prison.

  • I laughed myself sick !! Fantastic

  • That guy on the piano looks like my dad. And the girls in those dresses look like my cousins. And they did ban books. And they are like rabbits on crack. And god texts warren jeffs every day and tells him who to marry next. The downside is my mom always has a Loboxomy smile. And by the way, they do drink cool-aid. only because its cheap and they can make 20 gallons of juice for a dollar.

  • the only slightly inaccurate thing i see on here is the length of the dresses-i noticed the flds women's lower legs actually showed at times during the yfz "raid" coverage- a few inches above their shoes...! talk about scandal!!

  • ROTFL

  • Oh, forgive me for leaving out that I am sure he is on his knees everyday for daily devotional "prayers", only now, he is no longer the head of the congregation!

  • Love the ending....and for once, it shows a true ending. I would bet my future retirement that, as I type this, Warren Jefferts is some bull's bitch! Trust me on this one.

  • The only religion (cult) more moronic than LDS is Scientology. The fact that people believe either of these stories goes to show that people are stupid enough to believe any thing you tell them.

    Religion is a very sad comment on the state of humanity.

  • Very bad tastes, but sadly accurate.

  • Smacked em between the eyes, excellent parody.

    BTW the 5th one got convicted today.

    Freakin child molesters are going to prison!

    Say hi to bubba! yowza!

  • VERY CREATIVE

    ROTFLMAO

  • I love orthodox mormon's, dont change a thing.

  • "What the fuck you got?"

    It's just so true. I can't argue against him.

  • excuse me Bacardii but it's not okay to let them live their own lives when minor children are being forced to marry adult men and have sex with them. Many of them are forced to marry their cousins and are raped. Under Warren Jeffs boys were being sexually molested. Women are treated as property. Maybe you're the one who needs to do the research...

  • Fucking awesome.

    Pun intended.

  • I love this movie but all of your comments are do damn retarded! You all need to quit judging something that you know nothing about. Grow up. Let flds live how they want. Mind your own! Their not hurting you in any way...... So get over it already.

    I am married to a man who grew up in Colorado City.

  • Oh the misconceptions...

  • awesome

  • LMAO. Nice.

  • Polygamy was never legal at any time within North America and that is because it has a thousands-of-years-long record of heartache, abuse, and inequity, mostly for females. It will NEVER be equal to a healthy monogamous marriage at any time, for any reason, in any situation. It does not meld with the way humans feel in their deepest hearts and never will.

  • LMAO. Sorry no not every one is like you. Just, because most people can't do it, or don't want to doesn't mean no one should be allowed. It's fucked up. I can't marry two people I love, because of you fascists. Seriously in this day, and age we're still forcing people to adhere to ridged standards that serve no purpose except to make everyone the same.

  • as long as the others can marry multiple people that system would work, otherwise it'll collapse. hello std town.

  • STD town? What do you mean?

  • if everyone has multiple wives and husbands and they have multiple wives and husbands and they do and so on and so on..can you imagine how quick infections and aids would spread? or is it only men who can have multiple wives?

  • OH PLEASE! Just because you give people the freedom to marry multiple partners doesn't mean everyone will do it. Plus you're totally wrong. How would being faithful to two people instead of one spread aids? If anything it would help stop it because men would be less likely to cheat. Men get aids from whores and bring it home to their wives. You think a man juggling two families in one household would have any time to go get an STD? Just think about it realistically.

  • BTW I simply think it's wrong to tell everyone they have to be the same. We're not all the same. What are bisexual people supposed to do? If we want to be married to the one we love we are forced to pick one gender. It's pretty fascist.

  • NEW study shows clinical depression in adult P females far more common than in equal #of adult monog females studied."First wives" often suffer w/sudden health probs-anger/depression+ real physical disorders from major stress,feelings of betrayal. P.kids of many p.homes also studied,+compared w/ equal #from monog.homes. P kids had signif. higher # of behavioral/emotional probs.Researchers saw connection to severe lack of time with father per kid,+ family resources stretched too thin in plg.

  • Incest is seen more commonly in plg also. These are clinical facts. All these things are reasons it was not imported to the Western hemisphere legally-it was known to be hard on women and kids for many centuries, just like several other backward and dangerous practices.Women needed good legal protections and the vote long before they got those things, even without legal polygamy. here in N Am. Imagine how it might have been with it.

  • I will never have respect of any kind for any polygamist of any style, gender, or "reasoning." It is a bogus lifestyle and will never be real marriage of any type.

  • "we aint no cult...now drink your cool-aid"

    AHAHA. awesome ending! LOL

  • Die motherfucker y the hell did u pull that out of your dick ? U should have left it in there. .|..

  • Go grab your cousin and star inbreeding!

  • "What the FUCK you got?"

    That alone is wroth me coming back everyday to 5-star this.

  • i hope warren jeffs is getting ass raped in prison

  • This is hilarious!!! Great work!!! Soooo true! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! LOLOL!!

  • LDS Mormon Prophet!

    Nancy Winchester - age 13 or 14,Married 1843 - Joseph Smith age 37

    Helen Mar Kimball -age 14,Married May 1843 To - Joseph Smith age 37

    LDS MORMON LAW of POLYGAMY

    D&C 132:61 And again,as pertaining to the law of the priesthood-if any man espouse a virgin,and desire to espouse another,and the first give her consent, and if he espouse the second,and they are virgins,and have vowed to no other man, then is he justified;he cannot commit adultery for they are given unto him...

  • Brent Jeffs tells in new book Lost Boy about his grandfather, Rulon (Warren's father) often having red eyes and what Brent believed was vodka, in a nice glass, many times at the Jeffs huge compound before YFZ was built.

    The group is rife with ridiculous hypocrisy and abuse and the people who have left know it full well. I'm waiting for at least one person at the ranch to read Brent's new book- just one rabidly loyal member to listen, for a change, to those who have been hurt bitterly by Warren.

  • God says shut up and bring me a beer!!

    (encapsulation of dire hypocrisy in flds!)

    Carolyn Jessop tells in her book Escape how she has seen flds men laughing and joking sarcastically about their fat wives (who've borne them so many kids)---while the men get drunk at gatherings

  • Everybody whines about the abuse the wives all take, but then think of the men and all the bitching and moaning they have to put up with!

    Good polygamists deserve respect! Not the abusers!

  • I do know the character of warren jeffs yfzion. he's a petaphile and you know it. whoever you are, stand down. flds are corrupt. you are misguided.

  • What's a "petaphile"?

    Is that someone who is an enthusiast for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals?

  • Really accurate and really funny!

  • @rodakowski YEP!!! ;)

  • Im an flds 'lost boy' and I think this video is more accurate than you know. Who wrote the lyrics? Damn good job.

  • @SmitHolm whats a lost boy?

  • YFZion

    Watch the video - you will be amazed at how well they nailed Jeffs and the FLDS down.

    Or not. Keep Sweet. Keep Perfect Obedience, and HEY its time for your training little girl!

  • If you think the video is offensive, study up on Warren jeffs and the nasty practices of the FLDS.

    Have you seen Warren french kissing 12 year old girls? Google warrens wives and look at IMAGES.

  • I hate this guy warren jeff...but i hate this video too...too offensive..

  • The beer is a joke. It just shows the subjugation of women prevelant in the FLDS.

    He would have been more accurate to say "Which of you are in heat right now"

    They take tests to determine this, then yes, its rabbits on crack time!

  • Despite the deplorable character of Warren Jeffs, I am pretty sure that he is believes that alcohol is forbidden to consume. If I am wrong, point me to the link... but I think the FLDS Chruch teaches the Words of Wisdom like the LDS Church.

  • You know nothing about the character of Warren Jeffs.

  • yfzion

    We know he is in prison and going to face more charges.

    You think he deserves to be free?

    He hasnt begun to serve his sentences.

    His homeboy jail buddies are gonna know him real well, huh?

  • No they don't! Coffee, alcohol, although in moderation, are easily found in the FLDS culture. Wisdom Words are followed by the "apostates" in the mainline church only.

  • God said shut up and bring me a beer lmao

  • coo video

  • this shit is fucking funny, fell out my chair....

  • i like how this exposes polygamy for the real thing it is; apalling.

    good vid.

    but less vulgarity, please. lol. =]

  • polygamy... huh Polyga... YOU

    LOL

  • "i get more honey than winnie the pooh" haha thats great

  • Precise summary of their secret agenda. but you missed the part where each guy gives the sect $500. a month. their rich as fuck. they easily paid their lawyers. dont feel sorry for them. they deserve to lose their kids. i was one of them. but I got over it.

  • I thought it was 1000 bucks a month per guy, or household...?(whether or not they could afford it, whether or not they were in Warren's favor, living in the flds fold anymore,etc..?Warren never seemed to have trouble with THOSE types of arithmetic problems...hey, best wishes to you. Do you really believe people that get out of these groups totally get over it, (as you put it?)

  • wow.... maybe the point is that it's suppose to be stupid... dumbass.

  • No wonder people hate us for liking rap with people like you.

  • Dude chill it's just a joke

  • wow. Miss the point much?

    signed:

    a gay fagety ho.

    ps: "noone" is not a word.

  • hahahahahahaha. I can watch this over and over.... it never seems to get old. Love it!

  • this is the most freaking awesome thing ever. its the only thing i have ever seen that tells the truth about the FLDS HAHA im gonna watch it again

  • the truth? oh please. it's not the truth, it's what you THINK the truth is.

  • Hey IExposeMormonism, cool story bro

  • i love this

  • polygamy started in the 1830's it became a revelation in 1842. It became "public" in utah in 1852. "Suspended" in 1890 (no coincidence this coincides with J. Smiths "end of the world" prophecy and, strangely "The Ghost Dance" has Mormon influence and end of the world theme.Wakara was raised Mormon. Mormons are master manipulaters). Anyhow, after the Suspension Polygamy was still practice within and out the Mormon Hierarchy. I have text to 1915. Much of it posted. Mormons deny it.

  • I think this is a very funny video.

    I hope you all realize that there is a really big difference between LDS and FLDS though.

  • Non-polygamist should all be castrated.

  • hilarious!!

  • ha ha ha.. isn't it funny how none of these comments are commenting on the video.. lol.. it i shall change that..

    what a funny video..

  • MORMONS WILL TURN BLACK IF THEY REJECT POLYGAMY AND IF THEY DON'T TURN BLACK THERE IS NO TRUTH IN MORMONISM!

    ...begin to oppose this revelation. Sisters, you begin to say before your husbands, or husbands you begin to say before your wives, "I do not believe in the principle of polygamy, and I intend to instruct my children against it." Oppose it in this way,and teach your children to do the same, and if you do not become as dark as midnight there is no truth in Mormonism (JoD, vol. 17, p. 225)

  • Fuckwin.

  • hahahahah! awesome!

  • whahahahahah

  • what's not funny about this is, it's true. These people exist. It's easy for most people to go, "wow, those people believe in some crazy shit." But then most of us go to church and learn about a talking snake and people that lived for hundreds of years. Religions of any title is a cult, make no mistake about it. The only true faith is the faith in mankind and the promise for a better future. Until we're no longer deity dependent, that future will never be.

  • Yeah, that's why you have 666 in your name. 666 is from the Bible FYI.

  • Really....wow...I never knew, I thought I was the sole creator of that sequence of numbers, I had no idea. Thank you for enlightening me, I feel smarter already. If only we ALL could be as wise as you. Thank you for ignoring everything I said and focusing on the inconsequential, absolutely fantastic. You are a true person of intellect, we would all be wise to listen to you. Thank you for showing me the way. I feel so much better having received such valuable feedback. Wow, thank you.

  • I was just pointing out that you're a hippocrite asshole for saying that religion is a "cult" in your comment while having a name with numbers that come from a beleif from the Bible. Wow, you are a fucking retarded jackass.

  • How is using numbers that come from a belief make me a hypocrite, or a "fucking retarded jackass"? I can use a set of numbers significant to Star Trek, but that doesn't mean that I'd be wrong in saying Star Trek isn't real. Please use critical thought...and a dictionary..if you plan to comment. You just come off sounding like a defensive little child. Notice how you resorted to profanity? Very Christian of you, I really feel the love of Jesus in your comment, thank you for proving my point.

  • I guess spelling hypocrite wrong makes me illiterate and needing of a dictionary. And did I ever say I was a Christian? I don't necessarily have to be Christian to say that, I could be just pointing out your stupidity. By the way, I have never heard a "little child" use those kinds of profanities. The purpose of my first comment was to say you are using numbers from a belief that you are criticizing. So why did you put numbers that relate to Christianity, when you are so against any religion?

  • You do know what those numbers refer to, right? My point is, I chose those numbers for no particular reason other than the name "searat" was already taken, and those were the first numbers to pop into my head. And yes, I have heard a kid use profanity, using profanity doesn't make you an adult. I did assume you were a Christian because you seemed hyper defensive about it, I apologize. I still don't see how using those numbers makes me an idiot, maybe I'm not as superficial as most.

  • I don't think I ever said using profanity makes somebody an adult. However, very rarely do I hear small kids cuss. I'm assuming that by a "little child" you mean under 10 years old at least. I never said you were an idiot for having 666 in username, I was just implying that you have a number with a Biblical connection in your username while criticizing religion. By the way, I am Christian, I was just proving a point.

  • I refer back to my Star Trek comparison. "Little child" is up to interpretation, but the idea is the same. When someone leaps instantly into emotion, like you did, they lose intellectual integrity. You know, you sound like Peter, from the bible; denying your god in order to fit your agenda...did you hear a chicken?...remember that story? Yes, I've read the Bible, more than a few times. Essential, having 666 in my name has as much relevance as having turkey bones in my hair.

  • Fags

  • cigarettes? That doesn't make any sense....are you using some form of Dadaism here, just a random string or single word usage to acquire no preset intention? Here, I can do it to......BANANA!

  • jeff's looks like a young harvey keitel.

  • We do have a right to mock it if they're doing illegal things. It is down right sick wrong what they do to kids down there it's not even funny!

    Now i'm not against what my brothers believe in. They don't do that kind of thing. They are the best brothers you could ever have. There not going to go off and marry my little niese at 16. They are better than that.

  • awesome!

  • dudes, i am an x memeber of that sect. and althogh this video is a little exagerated it is still funny as fuckn hell!!

  • good stuff it all funny cuz its true

    what good is having a bunch of wifes if u cant have girl on girl action anway

  • This is pretty funny. I dont agree with the message per se , but I gotta admits its very funny and well done.

  • Yeah, Daniel is right...

  • People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs.

  • Good Point!!

  • if you don't want your beliefs mocked, then don't have beliefs worthy of mockery.

    It's fundamental, in a free society, that people be able to look at beliefs like those and conclude "that is crazy". No one need be tolerant of abuse masquerading as belief, far from it.

  • This was sent to me by a plig buddy....It's great!!!

  • Welli dont belive in warren jeffs he is a faget but i got a religion like it

  • LOL DUDE i am a plig and this is hilarious

  • LOL "I like my bitch with a lobotomy smile" Haha

  • nice

  • lmfao "cranking out babies like a rabbit on crack"

  • Funny song

  • LMFAO more honey than winnie the pooh

  • DUD!!!!!! Well done

  • its cool funny well done

  • so when did god change his mind about how many women to marry?

  • that was really funny!

  • Very nice. Could do it without the "F" as the LDS are the same sheep in different dresses - any religion that has secret handshakes, funny underwear, has other people in their neighborhood determine if they are "worthy" and places of worship off limits to the heathens should expect to get a rash of crap.

  • This shit is heller funny

  • you act like other religions don't have stupid rituals. no more silly than any other religion as i can see

  • Well they might as well take out the LDS too then, because every religion has their secrets, their rituals, temples, etc. Spend less time in the basement and more time outside, eh.

  • go back through history what has been the cause of most of the worlds problem everything from war ,poverty, genocide, disease, and slavery  "religion"