John Mayer Stand-up

[gamekidillon12]

Flagged. It would've been funny if not for the mis-information in the title and description.

[BAILEYxTENDO]

Im A Huge John Mayer Fan And I Thought That Was Funny :)

[Nate4s]

HAHA...its perfect. Well done ConcreteClown.

[tyrannosaurusb]

this sucks balls

[privatefell]

@tyrannosaurusb Well, It's a John Mayer impersonation. Doesn't that mean he nailed it?

[tcancio7]

:/ not even half way funny, boo

[yamachicken]

yup thats definately john mayer

[jb52]

That laugh track is ridiculous, lol, this is horrible

[saadmemon666]

douchebag

[AndyAndreev]

WAAAAAAAW  YOU SUCK

[lifebehindthelenz]

sorry...that was really bad.

[mikehits]

the fake audience are the only people who think your funny.

[Cloud73]

People wouldn't respond so badly to videos like this if they were titled appropriately. They didn't want to watch you when they clicked the link, they wanted to watch John Mayer. Sorry, mate.

[justicejustin1]

dude, i think there is an actual studio audience laughing clip put in this clip. :|

[LoverOfSpace777]

Duh!

[deepsky23]

wtf?

[tylermunger]

haha john mayer is awesome. good job

[bobostonepony]

ha... im a john mayer fan... and this was pretty damn funny.

[ConcreteClown]

Hey, thanks man.

[SGTHORSON]

why you hate john mayer so much? did he steal your girl or something? Wait... not legit at all, because you never had a girl to begin with...

[ConcreteClown]

Is there a class on "Missing the Point" in the high school of whatever backwoods inbred community it is you belong to? If there is, you'll get an A+.

America, this is your future.

[SGTHORSON]

yeah, so is the video of me violating your downy of a mother... leave john alone punk

[ConcreteClown]

You know what I love most about John Mayer? His classy fans.

[bjhMus1C]

@ConcreteClown you know what i hate about John Mayer? his douchey haters that think they're funny

[SGTHORSON]

fat and bald... VERY good position to make fun of john... 20 bucks sais he's single and hasn't been laid since senior year in chess club. faggot

[ConcreteClown]

And 20 bucks says I haven't used the word faggot as an insult since I was less than 12 years old, because I'm not a douche. Douche.

[SGTHORSON]

haha dude, i'm still in high school, look at the low life douche who spends all his time on the internet fighting 17 year olds! ouch... your shit stanks fat man

[ConcreteClown]

Ah, to be 17 again and have stink-free shit. Your age does not excuse the fact that you're an idiot.

[SGTHORSON]

haha I'm the idiot, dude i'm doing something with my life besides making dumb shit vids on youtube!!! What do you do in life bro? What trash route do you work again?

[ConcreteClown]

You are adorable.

[sfan09]

yea thats right the overwieght man with no hair makes fun of john mayer.......

[ConcreteClown]

And now I'm making fun of you. Idiot.

[sfan09]

@ConcreteClown still not funny.......i'd try something else you little gobshite :)

[xkissthegirlx]

So the thing is, we all know you couldn't get a gig infront of real people.

And that you couldn't get any real friends to come over and be the background noise.

So you resorted to the fake stuff.

The only question is why make fun of John Mayer? Is it cause he actually has people who want come see him?

[Happyass12345]

shutup asshole your just sour cos this guy pwned you :P

[amankins]

that just may have been the gay-est thing i've ever seen. the whole world is now going to kill its self for watching this video. burn in hell

[kyleDIESEL]

Um...wow...this wasn't funny

When you have 10,000 views and an average 1 rating...it's time to cut your losses big guy

[ConcreteClown]

Um...wow...

What losses?

[JMraiderssoccer06]

is there an audience, or just a laughtrack? cause who would laugh at that, it's not funny.

[JMraiderssoccer06]

you're not john mayer! john mayer is handsome. *sizzle* dissss.

[noface15]

you are a douche

[ConcreteClown]

A douche with over 10,000 views now, baby!

[elkhadi]

You tell him, girl! WOO!

[Bunchofroses200]

Wow.. that video was awful. John mayor's music is a work of art, and you shouldn't rag on that. Just cause you have no carreer and feel that the only way you can feel better is by making fun of an amazing man is by making fun of him. Well screw u.

[Bunchofroses200]

Eww.. awful. John Mayer is amazing... why would u ruin that?

[bahrainishredguitar]

this aint john mayer

[fender776]

John really got in shape and grew out the hair.

[xxxlissybooxxx]

John Mayer is A BILLION MORE TIMES better than you and whoooo you are FAKE!!!!!!!

[1BrknHrtdRomeo]

well...

1. u can't really say he's made SHIT music b/c the man has won grammys. plus if you're putting him up there with the likes of Celine and whatnot...are you saying Eric Clapton or B.B. King fits the category? b/c if you are there's something wrong with you =|

2. hhmm some criticism? wasn't really funny...the dubbed laughter just made it sad -_-

[killjillvol1]

I hated it john mayers music is a work of art and your just a mediocre comedian that no one knows about. So you have no right what so ever to say anything.

[ConcreteClown]

And who exactly are you to say anything?

[jonathansnchz]

your comedy sucks mr.clean

[87Stikk87]

What the fuck was that? Man, you suck.

[InMyM2Z]

Dude, that was hilarious! I loved it. Ignore the bad remarks, that was awesome.

[HonkeySlayer]

jonh mayers a FAGGGGGGGGG

[Boyce1983]

I thought it was a little funny....Only a little. But now, I think it is fucking horrible, after reading the comments....And learning what a prick you were. If you did it as a joke, kinda funny....Since you take yourself seriously, not funny at all. Get a life.

[ConcreteClown]

Interesting. I just read the comments over again myself to see where you got the impression that I was taking any of this seriously, and I'm not seeing it. The only people taking this seriously are the ones shocked that anyone could find any fault in a guy they've never met.

I am a prick though. No doubt about that. But I also give good hugs. It's quite a dichotomy, this life I lead.

[weonk]

you could have put a little more effort into your laugh track... or preferably have noit had one at all...

[ConcreteClown]

Ummm.... Are you serious? The laugh track is kind of the point. And since I only put this up here hoping a few friends would see it and banged it out in about a half hour, not making an effort was another big part of the point. Once I get the funding I'll make the "John Mayer Stand-up" 90 minute version with full Dolby 5.1 Surround, but for now you get what you pay for.

[weonk]

don't get your panties in a bunch... I'm not trying to cause an internet fight or nothing just a little constructive criticism...

[ConcreteClown]

So you're saying rather than having a video in which a guy pretends to be John Mayer reading song lyrics and having people laugh at him, a guy reads song lyrics to no response at all and says, "What's so funny?" to the empty room and then storms off saying, "You guys are jerks" to himself.

Genius. Which film school did you go to?

[skryeemba]

Ooh, ooh! I'm a huge John Mayer fan AND I think this is f'in hilarious! Don't think he worries too much about being made fun of . . . half of his satire is directed at himself anyway. Life on both sides of the fence is so much fun. (Nope I don't mean I'm a "switch-hitter", but GOOD ONE!) Great video.

[ConcreteClown]

Hey, thanks!

[oftheguard]

ConcreteClown, You RULE!!!

It's always refreshing when others point out how this society goes apesh** for crap and mediocrity. John Mayer can play, but yes, he does suck. It's blues light, for Clapton and Top Radio and the rest of the mall brats.

[ryantheaxe]

I'm on JLwannabe's side, MrClown

I would struggle to write lyrics which, to be honest are very clever and only slightly overshadowed by his awesome guitar playing ability.

Please don't feel this is a particularly personal attack upon yourself MrClown; it is merely a way in which I may relieve a little stress by being abolutely true to what I believe is good and in some ways what I believe is certainly not very funny.

[ConcreteClown]

Wow, someone who disagrees with me and just said so. I take back my comments about John Mayer fans-- apparently there's at least one who's not a complete tool.

[NickMonteleon]

haha you're a faggot..john has won grammys with a song your raggin on, all you're doing is just making a jackass out of yourself on youtube. kudos...not really though

[ConcreteClown]

Is John Mayer aware that most of his fans are homophobes whose insult of choice is "faggot"? I bet he's cool with that.

[eaf1138]

Good stuff. I wonder if any of these people who have commented have actually seen Mayer perform stand-up.

The piss-take on the lyrics is the best part. No need to exaggerate the ridiculousness of Mayer's syrupy pap. It's all there.

I've shown this video to a number of people (even Mayer fans) who found this really funny.

But yeah, the Grammys are an institution and definitely a sign of talent. Like 1990's "Best New Artist" winners Milli Vanilli.

[JLwannabe]

if you don't like John's music .. Don't listen to it. I don't like a lot of artists but i'm not going to put a video of me slandering them on youtube. Look at how many people have left bad comments on this video, do you maybe think its time to put down the sword buddy. you wont find a lot of people who agree with you.

[ConcreteClown]

I don't like John's music. That's why I don't listen to it. Nor do I slander it. And I wasn't making fun of your grammar before-- it was your spelling, but it is hard to look your grammar aside since it is so terrible. Just a note though, faggots don't suck lemons, they suck cock. What do they teach you kids these days anyway?

[eaf1138]

Hmmm... I don't understand how reading lyrics word for word is slander. Maybe I'm just slow, but the humor in this is from the actual words that John Mayer actually wrote (for actuality's sake).

[briansabalo]

oh and yeah, you kinda say it all at the 1:18 mark. You said: Seriously, what's so funny? ... hmm. seriously, what's so funny? and i think the one star rating you got is enough to tell that your piece IS shit.

[ConcreteClown]

So that's why you keep coming back, is it? "What's so funny? If only I could figure out what the fat man was trying to say."

[briansabalo]

haha, no, fat ass. i know what you're trying to say, what i'm saying is what's so funny with what you said? i get it all right - but it's not funny. and you should seriously consider getting a new profession. rather than stand up comedy because obviously (take a look at your comments), you're not going anywhere. ^^, oh and btw, JLwannabe's lemon is metaphorical. now go get a dictionary and see what that word means, shallow man.

[ConcreteClown]

Oooooooohhhhh... Thanks for explaining that. I just sucked like a dozen lemons, and John Mayer's music still sounds like shit. So what you're trying to tell me is John Mayer's music only sounds good with a dick in your mouth. Thanks!

[briansabalo]

well that wasnt funny. and the guy's fat, he's like 2 inches of waistline away from obesity.

[ConcreteClown]

Please, robust is the word you're looking for. And you only think it wasn't funny because I fooled you and you actually thought you were going to see what it claimed it was. You John Mayer fans have no sense of irony. That's why you like his music.

[briansabalo]

the lack of sense of irony of SOME john mayer fans has no connection whatsoever to why people like his music. So some people like different stuff/music, big deal. what i don't get is, what part of your video was supposed to be funny? Because obviously, you, a "robust" man, wanted to make the video funny (with all the fake laughter and applause). Certainly the part where you recited the lyrics of the chorus is not it, that was just plain... weird.

[gazurra]

LOL! truth.

[JLwannabe]

first its obvious that the laughin is fake, though some did kind of make me chuckle, but if you want to pick on someone don't pick on Mayer.. he is talented, and he is funnier then you.. sorry.. just not the right singer song writer GRAMMY WINNER to pick on...

[megztunes0881]

hey nowwwwwww...no mocking of the mayer.

[jilliannnn]

coffee*?

[JLwannabe]

ah ha ah hahaha he miss spelled coffee... and sumtime... and he does like any good music AHAHAHAHAH

[ConcreteClown]

Wow. You misspelled misspelled. You are right though-- I do like any good music. Not John Mayer though. His music is shit. And they throw a grammy award at any shithead anyway. Celine Dion's got one. Hell, Hootie and the Blowfish have a grammy.

Way to figure out that the laughter is fake. I was hoping to make everyone think that I'd packed an actual comedy club full of people so I could make a youtube video that mocks John Mayer. You've destroyed the illusion.

[JLwannabe]

Look grammar aside man, any Joe jackass can put a video in front of his fat ass face and shoot a slander throwing shot at John Mayer, Celin Dion and Hootie and the Blowfish, but lets see your Grammy, in order to win one.... Some people must like your songs, so go suck a lemon faggot

[slashhockey88]

and if his music is so SHIT, i wanna know wut kind of music you listen too

[ConcreteClown]

Sure, why not? My all-time favourite album is Ether Teeth by Fog. Lately I've been listening to a lot of Atmosphere, Kanye, Sufjan Stevens, Postal Service, and Thom Yorke to name a few. Wow, I feel like we've gotten so close. Wut do yu say we go too get a coffi sumtime?

Do you still think my a piece of F**kin S*IT?

[slashhockey88]

hey ConcreteClown... your a piece of F**kin S*IT. how can you say anything that talks crap about johns guitar skills. Once you show me something that you can do besides try to make fun of people.. then maybe ill think you have a reason to be. go ahead and youtube John mayer Sweet home chicago and tell me that the man cannot play guitar... or actually go find buddy guy or eric clapton and tell them john mayer sucks.. bc im sure they will strongly disagree.

[ConcreteClown]

I'm not saying he can't play guitar. He can. Just like Celine Dion can sing. Just like Kenny G can play sax. Just like Yanni can play the piano. All of these prodigously talented people use their powers for evil to make shit music.

It's also like the way I have decent language skills and use them to make fun of people (something I'd suggest you work on fella).

[slashhockey88]

sorry fella but i dont need language skills to make fun of people. its not something im focused on. i just dont know why you went out of your way to make fun of someone that is so good at what they do.

[ConcreteClown]

Funny, I sent a message to John Mayer saying the exact same thing. Except substituting "computer" with "guitar". Actually, no.  He can take his guitar with him. As long as he doesn't leave the cave.

You're just mad because you thought it was actually going to be John Mayer, didn't you.

[Contradiction11]

god awful...just sell your computer and live in a cave.