Let's Play Plumbers Don't Wear Ties - John Heroically Dashes Off To Save Jane

[individualist00000]

plays like a game, feels like a movie lol

[Grachtnakk]

gotta love the music ^^

[MizzaBuhb57]

I had to wait 18 years for this?!

[hoBOshow123]

why does he have to text?? RIGHT NOW??

[ReesesChannel]

(In dull voice) Run, Jane, run. Run, John, run.

[hepingwang2008]

does anyone notice the gun that dude uses on the narrator is a plastic water gun?

[MrPartycreator]

4:50. Go Harry Armis.

[mcwooley]

Okay, so the parking lot wasn't an issue...

[kdreamland]

2:57 upskirt shot.

Good, you shot her. Now go to town on her.

[ChidoriX100]

2:58 Oh yeah.

[abex701]

at least the music's fine

[Azeredaman]

claping dogs?

[artixvonkrigor]

Slip by a banana peel, Classic.

[2FunnyVersionIV]

Are there dogs clapping?

[jackmcslay]

6:02 how I wished he pulled the trigger...

[ProManUnitedFan]

4:57, look at the bullet marks. Did he shoot himself in the head?

[mariomaster87]

RUN FOREST, RUN!

[KoroshiyaOne]

and that music......

[KoroshiyaOne]

that makes no sence......

[MattK1221]

Why...

does her shirt dissappear again?

[thecameraguy12345678]

4:28 WHAT'S WITH THE CRAZY FILTERS!!!

[FreyaTheAwshum]

Ha. 2:57 you can see right up her skirt. Nice panties Jane. :3

[mcwooley]

5:20 Are there dogs clapping?

[Shmuklidooha]

@mcwooley I didn't even know dogs were watching!

[ubergamer2010]

BITCH this was the only correct choice! GET OVER IT.

[MrLOL9999]

4:35 know what bitch? it was the only goddamn correct choice. deserved to get shot.

[Gigabowser4]

5:18

are there dogs Applauding?

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY COULD FUCKING APPLAUD

[HardyCox]

fucking california

[IvixHira]

What the hell did she hit John for?

[Swampert384]

This is terrible! It's even worse than what AVGN said about it. I need to find a copy for a contest in reviewing a bad game.

[awsomeguy34]

What the hell, John is trying to help Jane, but at 1:48 she punches him in the face. Why?

[BIGGERGDOG]

Jane's a track star with those high heels.

[Zaiaza]

WHY ARE DOGS CLAPPING?!?!?!?!?! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW DOGS WHERE FUCKING WATCHING!!! -AVGN !

[hrjert1]

aside for the fact it has little replay value, it's one of my fav games

[weofparadigm]

Why doesn't he chase Thresher with his motorcycle? This chase would be over in 5 seconds

[SSCode09]

at 4:27 there is a trick you can do with a mac, you can do com+alt+control

and the pic switches colors

[rich639]

damn and they charged retail for this? must've been one hell of a blowjob to pull funding for this

[tomservo3]

Why did the chicken head narrorator shoot himself?

[Theallerbest]

Why are there bullets all across the screen?

[Killjoy45]

2:57 UPSKIIIIRT!!!11

[markringoyt]

5:20 dogs applauding?!

[VirtualSnes007]

This looks like something that, looks made from microsoft powerpoint

[rrrevan]

John makes a subtle commentary on the narcissim in Los Angeles, when he checks his pager while Jane is being attacked.

Always like that scene...its a nice touch of satire

[YesHero55]

On the bright side, the Music's good.

[rrrevan]

@YesHero55

Thank you...the music kicks ass

[Somtaaw1]

why wouldnt she just run to the police station....? :\

[wazzobazzo]

The game is made in the 90's but it consists entirely of 80's music set to stills with 70's imagequality. YT-vid was posted in the 00's and Im commenting in 2011...50 year span makes it a classic?

[animemaster139]

straight from the mouth of the AVGN

"I'm not imagining that am I?...There are dogs clapping, I didn't even know fucking dogs were watching this!"

[ghostbuster20202]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is proudly sponsored by KODAK. Great pictures but sadly, on a shitty game. Ok, so the pictures are shitty also.

[LuBuOWNZ]

I skip to 6:10 just to make another choice and the fucking narrator is suicidal.

[Hayato1992]

4:55 R.I.P Karate lady

[UltimateDumeandGwen]

I NEVER KNEW DOGS WERE FUCKING WATCHING

[savvelis]

Wow , it's the epitome of randomness!

[hrjert1]

this NEEDS a Rifftrax

[hrjert1]

what was wrong with the gay ending?

[TheMasterNX]

the only good thing is that music

[NorthernmostKiller]

first: what the fuck is this game? i think i've been saved by not playing this game

second:what the fuck is AVGN? i think i've been saved once again by not knowing it

[mittenman]

@NorthernmostKiller First: This was a game released in the 90s on a console called the 3DO. Never heard of it? Now you know why.

Second: AVGN is the Angry Video Game Nerd. He has a webseries where he reviews bad video games - unlike this game, actually pretty darn good!

[NorthernmostKiller]

@mittenman i take it back, avgn is quite funny from time to time but still i wouldn't play this game even if he would praise it as godmade game

[mcsamab]

@NorthernmostKiller He didnt praise this game mate. He thought it was the worst game ever made. So please don't misconstrue him :)

[CharlesXavier]

Thumbs up if you're playing this because you watched AVGN! XD

[VGRetro]

Alright, the music at 3:24 is just hilarious.

[turborlz1994]

RUN JANE RUN!!!!

[FlintIronstag]

I love how they just didn't give a fuck.

[VGRetro]

@FlintIronstag I bet some guy was given a big budget for a 3DO game, and decided to use the money to take his friends on holiday, and made a game out of it by using their holiday photos, then adding other little bits for story afterwards, spending around 10% on the actual game itself.

[THEARBITER641]

Lol when I saw the thumbnail to this vid I thought Thresher was coming on to John

[firemast6]

lol actually I wish the karate girl would have been the narrator.... way better than that chicken mask..... and lol at the horrible execution of effects. Even the non existent audience liked the girl better, when she took over PEOPLE cheered but when the guy took over, dogs cheered....

[pHr33kAcHu]

Even though this game is shitty, it looks like they had fun making it. That's at least worth 6 points in my book.

[Leon9124]

dogs yay ! ^o^

[ChineseinCanada]

I like how they're just fooling around and having fun together rather than following the plot... Thresher almost seems like a buddy than an enemy lmao

[TheMentalLizzard]

That phantom of the opera poster looks like it was pasted in the picture by using MS paint.

[Djstudiosgold]

W-w-wait, are dogs really clapping

[Javon1983]

2:58 panty shot FTW!

[MrMorgasm7]

Thank God. She cant allow this trash to continue. THANK YOU and how many bullets does it take to die

[MrMorgasm7]

Thank God. She cant allow this trash to continue. THANK YOU

[RSCNyx]

"HURR I HAVE A FUN IDEA, LET'S SPRAY BULLET HOLES OVER THE SCREEN TO SIMULATE A GUN BEING SPRAYED WILDLY."

[xRocketzFighterx]

Shorty from scary movie 1: RUN BITCH RUNNNNNNNN!!

[TheRuddock21]

2:21 LOL

[Xenomorph237]

4:46 THAT GUY HAS SOME SERIOUSLY BAD AIM!! HE SHOT THE GROUND AND HIMSELF!!

[thecrispt3r4t0r]

3:25 Okay, I love this music so much, I should've put that in my ipod! :D

[socue521]

Run Jane, Run. Run John, Run.

[Ashemayu]

Are they running after each other or walking?

[Tracebones]

2:58

[ChablesMan]

Let's look at the bright side... this is better than reality t.v.

[ProManUnitedFan]

@ChablesMan I beg to differ LOL

[SneakyJem]

KILL HIM? XD

[gogetaSSfive]

so wait , the crowd cheers when the girl takes over , then they cheer AGAIN when he kills here!

what the hell is wrong with this audience?!

[6medics]

Thumbs down for AVGN quotes. Leave the jokes to him, guys...

[Slaanash]

6:05 - Suicide. O.o

[DariusEdge2]

0:00

Run Jane Run... Run John Run...

[BigNickGK]

WTF

[coolgamer1677]

WE KILLED THELMA!

[edsanz2]

I like 2:55

[toxicprincess336]

omg he killed her 0.o

[HystericalWoman]

Like that chubby middle manager has 5 mil.

[jason24568]

3:39 Jane: Kill him! Kill him that SON OF A BITCH!

[HaouCloudAC]

Heavy Rain v0.000000001 lol

[DreamTraveller1]

Thrill as they abruptly decide to tour LA!

...GRIPPING!

[Consueladad]

2:58

No censor-face?

[marvinchannel123]

omfg worst game ever.

Even though it cant even be classed as a game

[VaatiOfDarkness]

RUN JANE RUN!!!!

[shutupdangit2]

LMAO there's dogs applauding

[jason24568]

Run your face run! no! because he said "Run Jane run!"

[furydeath]

So $40k a year to go with him on his "runs" or 5 million for one night. XD

[BunkerFox]

YES, They brought him back! The greatest video game character of all time

[Kalahridudex]

AVGN reviewed this game well

[TheRegart]

probally beacause like you and me and avgn we have crazy curiosity to see for our selves how bad this is. ANd this game is so bad its laughble in some parts.

[gaahinafan1232]

can anyone answer why i continue to play this... thing? i mean its not a game, its not a movie, its not entertaining its just... just crap

[thegameulost]

What was the main big ticket item on the expense list for the production of this game?

If you said weed, you're CORRECT!

[ancalites]

Jesus fuck. Forget waterboarding. Just force terrorists to watch this 24/7 and the war will be over within a month.

[KristofThePaladin]

They already force them to watch barney the dinosaur

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

@ancalites It would seem we have found a weapon greater than Hanna Montana, the Jonas Brothers, and Justin Bieber combined!!!

[dukee155]

@ancalites this is probably the only video game in afganistan.

[LMTR14]

@ancalites american shithead

[legopooper24]

this game is a train wreck

[metalmasterloz]

The music at 3:24 made me laugh so much

[nintendoneil]

I can't believe the 3do didn't sell anymore consoles considering it had such awesome titles such as this!!

[killeryoshi888]

i like the other narriator better -.-

[drunkensailor112]

whoever can watch this with a straight face gets 10 bucks from me!

[leon102]

Dude, who can't watch this with a strait face, it is horrible. It doesn't come anywhere near being funny. My head just explodes.

[drunkensailor112]

a straight face means you can deal with it. I can't watch with a straight face as I want to spit at it and ram my head against the wall from it.

[leon102]

Oh, well, I raise an eyebrow while watching it but that's it. What does that count as?

[RockyBalboa211]

Did they take a vacation in the middle of the chase?

[sheepbomb100]

"Run Jane, run! Run John, run!" What is wrong with that guy

[Tahmer]

2:58 PANTY SHOT!!

[kingbooforums]

Um is he holding a yellow Uzi?

[renefak]

you mean yellow water gun

[CinnabonChan]

I thought John and the fat guy were supposed to be getting it on!

[Y0mAMa5957]

"Your going to jail for what you did to me."

"What he do to you?"

"He wanted me to strip for him to get a job."

"YOUR DISGUSTING!"

*Delay Punch*

[Y0mAMa5957]

Are there dogs appluading??

Im not imagining this...there's dogs clapping.

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW DOGS WERE FUCKING WATCHING!!!!

[BlackWaltz5]

Hounds of war, man. :D

[Y0mAMa5957]

what?

[BlackWaltz5]

They're the ones that are applauding.

[TraNWhiZ]

@Y0mAMa5957 Fuck you, you think you're funny quoting someone else?

[Y0mAMa5957]

@TraNWhiZ Fuck me? Fuck you. Go mind your own business.

[TraNWhiZ]

@Y0mAMa5957 Suck dick faggot

[Y0mAMa5957]

@TraNWhiZ bitch get a life. Everything was fine till you started this argument. So fuck you, cause im blocking you, you piece of shit.

[hedgehogbun]

@Y0mAMa5957 If you're going to directly quote James Rolfe you should at least put AVGN somewhere....

[Y0mAMa5957]

@hedgehogbun i think ppl would know its from avgn, lmao

[faker11111]

@Y0mAMa5957 Why do people always copy AVGN lines?

[resistance4103]

@faker11111 Because they lack the imagination to come up with their own, I have no idea why, this game is full of shit to take the piss out of.

[rrrevan]

@resistance4103

full of shit to take the piss out....and you have the stones to accuse this game of being incoherent.

[ChineseinCanada]

Man the bananna peel part was just SAAAADDD

[Atlink]

WHAT'S WITH THE CRAZY FILTERS

[giantspida]

Run Jane Run

Run John Run

[SlashFirestorm]

You know what's weird? Apparently this is the only thing the actress playing Jane has done. A chick with tits like those can't find better work than Plumbers Don't Wear Ties? What?

[Atlink]

She's really not bad lookin either. But yes, a chest and body like that should get her SOMETHING... but then again, have you heard her "act"? This is friggin terrible!!

[ToonTownTriumph]

WTF! Are there dogs applauding???

I didn't know dogs were fucking watching!

[crazycrazydave]

I just realised that the music is blotted out whenever they play a sound effect or speak during the chase scene.

[crazycrazydave]

Why does Harry wear a purple suit, various helmets and hats, a chicken mask and flip flops?

[renefak]

maybe he is pussy

[secretcola77]

Is my dog clapping? I didnt know she was watching this this whole time!

[MarkC18]

Dude, was this a chase scene or a slideshow of vacation photos?

[alevy67]

LOL! they ran for like 36 miles and arent sweaty or out of breath!

[overshottoast]

Look at them titties

[EnviousDominous]

What's the matter? This is how real people talk.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

In badly dubbed Korean animes, maybe.

[lightfunk]

This story has some flaws.

[crazyrabbits]

0:01 - I love how the narrator (the second one?) has completely given up on generating any excitement.

0:21 - This whole game could have been solved with a swift kick to his face.

0:44 - Thresher knows the value of keeping his nails clean.

1:37 - This commercial break brought to you by Nokia.

3:21 - THE DRAMA!!! THE SUSPENSE!!!

4:37 - In all honesty, THELMA, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

4:57 - Murder!!! FUNNY!!!

[renefak]

Enough!!!!!!!!!

[Barrymit]

I was the AVGN did a spoof on the chase scene with the Nostalgia Critic or somebody trying to kill him, and for no reason, they pose stupidly.

[Barrymit]

I wrote "was" instead of "wish". Ugh, me and the Critic have something in common.

[moviemaniac14]

There are dogs clapping!

[OrbGoblin]

well... at least the guitar solo is good.

[UltraNeuf]

This is the most fucked up part of this story.

Why is the narrators story so precious to him? Why is Jane running one minuite and talking to a Mexican the next?

And why were Jane and the fat guy sitting together? How come he wasnt tired or out of breath?

[robin1ish]

Ok, is this some sort of secret project funded by a colege?

[TheMole2005]

yeah, the narrator is back, hooray XD