WTF!? Deadly Reflex!?

[Wharwulif]

he sure used his head!

[DurrYeah]

did he have second thoughts during the serious sam kamikaze surgery?

[Ozone2345]

I used to have a head, then I took an arrow to the knee

[dibblegiggle]

w-w-weres your head at yeah weres your head at

[NarcatasCor]

looks like his head is gone

[bhrmaximo]

ho hay sweet lady of wayrest ho hay sweet lady of mine , ill see you again yes ill se you again , sweet lady of wayrest so fine.

[CondeJorge]

lol un español

[roykoopa25]

I got nothing to say to you fancy pants, I can't talk cause I don't have a head!

[xd1ddyx]

I just killed Umbra with her sword must of glitched because i put a spell on her and she comited suicide

[6363fireflower]

Dude your english is better than most people I know. You dont have to apologize.

[MelissaBorges2001]

wtf ??

[XMudstarX]

If you can talk thru it, your fine!

[Nic1395]

i got nothing to say to you fancy pants i only associate with people without heads

[Dewani90]

roflmao du duuu dududu, err... stop right there criminal scum, you killer...err...attacked....err­... did that guy was really talking without a head? omg, i should...lay down...-that would be funny if an imperial guard said that-

[bigantennaemay1]

he must be trying to copy JD from scrubs.... silly pirate, that only works if you're a doctor!

[hackforloser]

*Shield bang*

Dude : Greeting-

[afroskullsoftware]

he gets more head then shampoo...

[NationKiwi]

@haltroid you need to be level 100 (master) in the block skill for you to hit your opponents with your shield.

[haltroid]

how do you hit ppl with your sheild?or is it a mod

[The98Raven]

hahaaha lol!

[infantryhawk]

Ohhh, a mod glitches! That's NEVER happened before, holy fuck!

[88Meters]

That is not the correct voice, either. What the heck.

[47fullautoak]

He would lose his head if it wasn't attached to him!

[bravissio1756]

do you lost your mind?!

[foojuice101]

"IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND!"

[Masterlink981]

I want my head back.

Let me think how I'll get back my head.

I can't! Because, I don't have one anymore! XD

[DavidPSGTPoontang]

it sure is a tough life as a pirate

[travisw001]

What a way to get ahead in life.

[Specterish]

So why don't you mind your own business, eh? Ain't never seen a headless pirate before?

[ARSA525]

He surely looks like someone could give him some head!!! XD ROFL!!!

[NinjaBeatle]

"Ive got nothing to say to you fancypants."

"Mainly because the laws of physics wont allow me."

[ZeceFackler]

Head on apply directly to the .... Oh....

[21stCenturyBoxProduc]

@ZeceFackler LOL , you win one internet.

[chrisredfiud]

bash mod?



[mrsnubeh]

@chrisredfiud Deadly Reflex

[Anything2bCool]

"Ive nothing to say to you, why dont you mind your own business"

All the unwanted attention that comes with living without a head can make you become rude and misanthropic.

[thefenixfamily]

@Anything2bCool

i would laugh even more at your comment if i knew wat misanthropic meant... wait, let me look it up... o-o ... OOOOHHHH... HAHAHA!!! :D

[Neyo730]

el video no es suyo

[Eagle0Craft]

@Neyo730  el learno englisho you assholeo

[Neyo730]

@Eagle0Craft learn you my lenguage, spanish



[prelynmax]

That happened to me when I... uh... decapitated Erana.

She wasn't all too pleased to have her head rolling on the cold marble ground.

[MrVergilValentine]

....he got no head xD

[SavageArms357]

@MrVergilValentine No shit?

[Ricardoromero4444]

do u peak spanish?

[Quaternion86]

This is the part where you fall down and BLEEEED to death

[PUN117]

Him: i've got nothing to say to you fancy pants!.. so why don't you mind your own business hey ? >:/

Me: seriously.. you have nothing to say..why do you speak!! (T - T)

Him:....Touche :'(

Me: and you still speak!!! (Y - Y )

Him:...sorry :'(

Me: *shield bash in the chest*

[TheDickQuester]

Greetings

[PaulieDeMafia210]

Quite light headed, don't you think?

[xXrambofanXx78]

of corse you've got nothing to say you don't have a mouth

[rudypoodoo]

It's the infamous headless horseman!!! RUNNNNN!!!!!

[lonewanderer77]

isn't he supposed to ride a horse or something?

[Kronaras13]

paper cut xD

[Dagerblox]

@ Phantomsavage xD Monty Python xD

[Terrakinetic]

He even talks like a ghost.

[HUNAdamus94]

Its just a scratch

[ChazBurgerApocalypse]

I've gawt notin to soi 2 u, fancy pants, so why don't you mind ur own busy-nesssss? Ai? KTHNXBAI

[JM1980s]

From the words of the black knight on monty python himself "Tis but a scratch!"

[MrGengisSean]

Wow. The physics in this game are FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

[CoreySchmitt]

@MrGengisSean These are mod-added physics.

[adgmarlo]

@CoreySchmitt I played Oblivion and didn't install any physics mod, Oblivion really has its own Physics engine. A little over acting physics engine, though.

[CoreySchmitt]

@adgmarlo I know, but I was talking about the head-chopping and the shield-bashing.

[FoxyRoxyProductions]

@CoreySchmitt like the fact objects fly with out you touching them

[skoolkicks]

i wish u can cut peoples heads , arms, legs on 360 i wish it wasnt a mod

[PMMillard]

How do you decapitate people?

[Bbgood299]

@PMMillard By installing the mod on PC.

[ramunno]

well of course you have nothing to say.. you dont have a fucking head..

[aguy70]

he only calls you fancy pants because you have a head

[pabsensi]

Pirate: What you looking at?

Player: Nothing.

[RedSpidr]

surprisingly, i heard he gives the best blow jobs, no homo lol

[Ackack86]

That's how I always greet headless men whilst wearing my fanciest trousers.

[someoneinexistance]

lol. that happened to me once, along with getting stuck in slow-mo which would of been AWESOME for a youtube video, but it fixed itself before i could start fraps up.

[TheAnimefan112]

*tonk* "Greetings."

[Icksnuck]

well you have no head.. u really dont have much to say

[MrOblivion222]

WTF?

[azazazazaz45]

O noes,its the headless horseman in disguise!!

[thehungergames51]

what attack was that?

[darkzerometal]

como se aciva el mod dentro del juego?

[Tabe112]

Yeeaaaaaah....rite.

[grimjovan19]

I know how you did that...

1.Cut hes head with deadly reflexes.

2.Ressurect him with spell or cheat.

3.WALA

[tryforse]

Wheres my Head (Somewhere in the Scooby Doo Cartoon) OH NO ITS THE HEAD IN A PLATE

[WolfHead0207]

no brain... no pain

[faladith]

imagine how hard it would be to get a headshot on that guy...

[milligan719]

you: uh shouldnt you be dead

guy: no i have skooma

bullshit *hits man*

man: ow

[mookman22]

One time Deadly Reflex glitched and decapitated one of the people who just go unconcious rather than dying and her body attacked me while her head floated in the air spewing blood. It was hilarious.

[ReallySoStrange]

Fancy pants with your shiny head.

[Nerevarineownsyou]

no more women to give him head

guess that was a head-on confrontaton

did he lose his head?

nothing to headbang to in this vid

he wont be ahead of us any more

[NinjaBeatle]

@Nerevarineownsyou Looks like he should have quit when he was ahead.

[tommisabre666]

@Nerevarineownsyou Best comment!

[Mafia200100]

@Nerevarineownsyou That is literally the most awful set of terrible one-liners in the history of man.

Thumbs up :D

[MrBeaver1997]

@Mafia200100 then y is it the most liked comment

[Mafia200100]

@MrBeaver1997 You just ruined these comments. Well done.

[MrBeaver1997]

@Mafia200100 no youuuuuuuuuuu

[balthazar579]

@Nerevarineownsyou

I hate you for all the bad puns

thumbed up

[KBBxxxcrked4u]

@Nerevarineownsyou hahah thumb up dude

[barrygeertman]

headache

[yutzwagon2]

I never got that damn mod to work.

[rushnerd]

HE'LL never be the head of a major corperation!

[ImmortalKingAnmtn]

How is he talking if he has no head haha

[BigO161107]

@ImmortalKingAnmtn out his ass like all buttpirates

[skiminal]

I cut off Martin's head and the same thing happened. everyone was pretty cool with it though.

[DonbeeFwz]

I've got nothing to say to you, seeing as how you chopped off my head.

[Eljaso5293]

I guess he wasn't very head strong

He'll never be the head of a big corporation

[drunkenwoodelf]

aparantly yout fancy cus you have a head

[arthaskiller]

Look, don't lose your head, alright? It's not my fault you got ahead of yourself and lost your career as head of the corporation, you brainless dumbass. It's not like it will reach headlines. Thank you for listening.

[ps3driver]

how did you hit him with your shield?

[tryforse]

"I have nothing to say to you fancy pants"

Thats because i cut off your head and your a zombie now?

[Cheesecake337]

now now mister prate dont loose your head:P

[TESoblivionGirl]

LOLOL

[Peaceandlovesuck]

Greetings! :D

[supersonicbros23]

his head is out to lunch

[zasetsu57]

hey im thinking about making my own blooper serese you have any ideas?

[4Eyesism]

"Well, He'll never be the head of a major corporation." -Austen Powers

[GiveMeBass93]

@4Eyesism "he will never get a head in life"

[gang1337grace]

no u did i did it to if u hit ` and enter the following code while u target the no head guy thisis what haopenings

cheat createfullactorcopy

cheat for player:player.createfullactorc­opy

[lazermunky25]

your english is actually nearly perfect.

[MeisterQualle]

greetings!

[TPSDazza2208]

BOOM HEAD SHOT!!!!!!!!

[mitomen2000]

at least I 've got a head ....fancy pants

[Littlemoon23]

the headless horseman is really a headless boatman! the seas are no longer safe!

[SukiNana]

The head chopping and shield bashing comes from a mod called Deadly Reflex. Look for it on Tesnexus.com, you might have to create an account to view it cause of adult content (no sex, just blood and gore lol :P) don't worry tho, its very easy and FREE :D

[Irooooon]

Bahahaha. I wouldn't call it a bug or a glitch, I'd call it AWESOME.

[9Martel9]

what plugin did you use to smash him with the shield?

[Kevinegan21]

you can hit people with your shield? :O

[flamingsmilesofdoom]

I got nothing to say to you fancy pants!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHH WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED?!?!?!

[Killerkanickel1995]

dude, that is too easy to make, so put it away from youtube XD

no, just kidding... it looks a sort of weird and funny^^

[PhantomSavage]

It's only a flesh wound!

[FUgemaniaCKisawsUm]

@PhantomSavage non shall pass

[trixigt2]

@PhantomSavage 51 state? :P

[meaganfarr2]

@PhantomSavage Haha! Thank you, I love Monty Python XD

[StephenWebb1980]

@PhantomSavage What are ya gonna do BLEED ON ME!?

[ohmypeterxx]

@PhantomSavage hahahaha what are you gonna do, bleed on me?

[DarknessAngel321]

@PhantomSavage  HA.....

[GarlandFraser]

As quoted in NMH2: "Dude, seriously, I cut your head off?"

[oldnotweak]

i had this same problem in dragon age origins with morrigans mother in the fade i killed her and my character finished her off with a decapitation but then the scene reloaded and she was talking to her again this time with no head and this happened on the xbox 360

[guro11456]

you only need one head in soviet russia!! XD

[shitflinger]

Player: The fight is mine!

Pirate: No it isn't!

Player: But I lobbed your head off!

Pirate: Its just a flesh wound!

[juustohoyla]

*K'TANG*

Greeting!

[randyownd]

`i got nothing to say to you`

yea i get why

[FeatureRater]

He should have said this:

Hello, i am a pirate with no head, could you comeplete teh dark brotherhood questline and bring me the mother's head?

[Tom23866]

Where the hell is his head lol how does he speak?????? lol

[xSquiggumsx]

OMG, I did this before, but the HEAD was there, and not the body!

Floating head woo!

This also works with the other disemberment features of Deadly Reflex: I was talking to a person's legs while his torso was nowhere to be found!

[Fiilis1]

where's hes head lol, and how does he talk :o

[martenchinnock]

isnt it something like "hey you, fancy pants. mind your own buisnes, ey?" (not sure if i spelled buisnes right)

[RichardGiestQue]

you and you're fancy head, not everyone has that luxury!

[glitchTF]

CLAANG!

[yasmineivy1]

"I've got nothing to say to you, fancy pants. Just as long as you mind you're buisness."

..........

CLANG!!!

"Greetings!"

[alexwelsh95]

so you used deadly reflex cut off his head and resurrected him....wow.....:s

[lllMrGrimlll]

no head??? wtf?

[jakeeln]

how did you hit him?

[IgneousDominus]

not a good time to lose one's head...

guess he'll never get ahead in life lol

[Riot6206]

lolololololollolololololololol­ololo.........lolololo.

[ISO20KAdvocate]

nice

[stebbieranch]

lol, i love movie references...

[stevengood12]

@IgneousDominus yeh it looks like someone wasent so headstrong huh lol

[KristiannoProduction]

@IgneousDominus

Haha :D

Isn't from Austin Powers ? xD

[Theelderscrollsftw94]

@IgneousDominus

wow man, from all the shitty comments ppl posts on utube, ur 1 is actually funny!

[JohanGran95]

@IgneousDominus

Austin Powers pun, dude.

[wrpen99]

@IgneousDominus those puns are so horrible their funny.

[MikkMakk88]

@IgneousDominus BEST. PUN. EVER.

[thewyrmsrevenge]

@IgneousDominus roflol

[EddieTheFishReturns]

@IgneousDominus: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

[K1ngSarOs]

@IgneousDominus he should of been more head strong

[Jaikkanen]

@IgneousDominus He'll never be the head of a major corporation..

[JabbaTheLost]

@IgneousDominus Lmao

[knigthfigth]

@IgneousDominus Next time I'll give you a heads up

[jstealth89]

@IgneousDominus Austin Powers best movie ever

[robotragehacks9999]

@IgneousDominus u mean a head or ahead

[neogoo123]

@robotragehacks9999 its a pun... jeese, everybodys a critic

[alvarg]

@IgneousDominus lol nice witty there mate!

[wizzdanbang]

@IgneousDominus Austin Powers (Y)

[skanksquare]

'ive got nothing to say to you, fancy pants'

not surprised mate, you haven't got a face

[naviejosh]

haha :L class

[rustyjoxz540]

*guy with head*: hey, i bought you a preasnt

*guy without head*:i cant wait to see what it is! oh, its a hat

[TheSmoothcriminal666]

did you just hi him with shield.now how to do that

[skrili]

@TheSmoothcriminal666 deadly reflects

[ok277]

*bash* "Greetings!"

[shurdi3]

heres more than headless nick

[werewolfgamer96]

"hey im a head higher than you"

[AcesHiigh]

hahaha lol

[2001jdog]

"hey you want some cake... oh"

[Criken2]

He has nothing to say to you fancy pants.

[blackblackgrey]

yeah fancy pants. Mind your own business.

[bowmaster36]

how in hell do you cut off a man`s head?????