Commander Keyes flirts with the Chief

[Danny74phantom]

This sucked

[DoubleDangerCo]

"Got a little something specia...Gonna wanna see this" Stupid fucking marine interrupting her flirting.

[halofan807]

@bkelleher91 haha its not top comment so dont lie and dont copy someone elses ctop comment to get top comment

[AntonyJosephM]

@bkelleher91 Wow how retarded are you? Your username is bkelleher91, the guy that has the Top Comment is SuMcHiCk148, you don't have Top Comment, he does, so stop thinking everyone is as retarded as you.

[AntonyJosephM]

@bkelleher91 No you didn't get Top Comment you just copied someone else's Top Comment.

[AntonyJosephM]

@bkelleher91 What the hell are you doing? This is in the Top Comments buddy, you don't need to copy someone else's comment and post it again because it's the first thing we can see.

[511CamJam]

0_0 I never heard Maranda say that?! Ill try it sometime

[Backopsgod]

Cmon you guys should know that IM the MASTER CHIEF! :I

[TH3M4STERM4N]

Don't you people know, Chuck Norris is Master Chief!

[TheStoopad]

For once, something actually somewhat funny with the chief and cortana section XD

[PhenixReviewz]

@TheStoopad thats.. not cortana.

[TheStoopad]

@PhenixReviewz I know. Just I found this while somehow going through it. So I put it in that section. Well pretty much the chief section in general.... I donno

[Gimgamink]

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Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?

Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when we could rate stars not like?

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Post this in every video!!!!

Thumbs up so this is seen

[mw2gam3r1]

@Gimgamink get the fuck over it!

[mugekid57]

@mw2gam3r1 right?

[SweatyNutSack69]

@Gimgamink Well if you put a few more years into school you might find the knowledge that half that shit makes youtube free

[killer8479394]

@Gimgamink Without those youtube will close down. shut the f*ck up.

[halofreaks100]

93 people pressed the nude link

[SniperAceXIII]

its "i have something special for the brutes" and shes talking about the bomb

[LoneHylian]

I don't know why, but "teabag her" just sounds too wrong

[wattosacrim]

lmao "got a little something special......" then the tech guys breaks in; what did she say lol?

[masterchiefdood]

Omg was she a hooker and wants to still be one

[reapersrewards]

i if you read Halo: The Fall of Reach, commander keyes is a man

[6tbear]

@reapersrewards thats CAPTAIN keys dumbass, miranda's father, haven't you played halo 1?

[lumpyprostate]

@reapersrewards Can't tell if trolling...

[mrpwnedish]

@reapersrewards ye commander keyes is Captain keyes' daughter... captain keyes was killed by the flood in halo 1....

[7526Yellow]

Once when the grunts killed me, one of them screamed "Quick pull of its visor, see if its a man or a woooooooman"

[HotWheels1047]

commander keys was just going to give M.C a .tut.on how to escape the planet in the halo 4 teaser,trailler

[XxXCrescentXxX]

'Lets go show those bloody bastards whose boss shall we?' H3 Marine with IWHBYD Skull.

[bigboss2391]

bow chika wow wow

[r1ffr4ff2009]

Dexter's wife...???

[mclovinleo]

chief pounded all the female spartans at one point i mean underneath that armor is chuch norriss great grandson...

[51stSheep]

It's funny because Spartans are sterile and can't have children.

[117Nomad]

@51stSheep Spartans aren't sterile. It's stated in Halo: Fall of Reach that their augmentation severely reduced their sex drive, but they aren't sterile. In fact, I won't be surprised if some guy like Ackerson had tried to get some Spartan II reproductive material.

[TheSuperJezus]

@117Nomad Chief is sterile.

[Wildcat425B]

@TheSuperJezus Not like he would have little master chiefs anyways, seeing as he was a normal human to begin with.

[MrCheesyBaconBits]

Perhaps a bit random but does anyone think the thumbnail looks like ellen page? well I spose miranda looks like her to but I just thought the thumbnail looked really like her.

[sarmedalwan]

@MrCheesyBaconBits yeah i thought it looked like miranda from ME2

[SuMcHiCk148]

I had something somewhat like this happen to me in Halo 2. It was on the delta halo level in the room that had the biggest prophet hologram. I walked up to the last marine that was with me, a female, and she crouched down, facing me and said "I'm just following your lead, Cheif" and i'm like 0.0

[Trickishismael360]

@SuMcHiCk148 And in the first level of Halo 2

[1Pantikian]

@SuMcHiCk148 LOL

[Heater64k]

what did she say someone write back to me

[Diggler397]

@Heater64k got a little something special for you

[leeshie7878]

@johnshepardable me to

[HaloGamerGirl518]

God holds something spechle ) is not flirting

[spartan257257]

@HaloGamerGirl518 Got Something Special For You, not GOD

[jstone114]

Chuck Norris wishes he had a dick the size of Master Chiefs

[connorforce01]

@jstone114 I forgot who chuck norris is

[pRInsidious]

@jstone114 you know what, thats what makes me sure that master chief is a black guy ;) peace

[Coolrx24]

@jstone114 Chuck Norris is Master Chief..

[norncare1]

@Coolrx24 Chuck Norris would die because of the chief.

[Coolrx24]

@norncare1 Guess... he can shoot himself..

[littledemonangel16]

@Coolrx24 Master Chief is way cooler than Chuck Norris. There's no way they're the same person.

[Coolrx24]

@littledemonangel16 Probobly oh well.

[littledemonangel16]

@Coolrx24 My cousin disagrees. He thinks Chick Norris is better than the Chief.

[Coolrx24]

@littledemonangel16 Fuuuuck that.

[littledemonangel16]

@Coolrx24 I know right. XD

[BautistaFreeze207]

Apparently, chief didn't get that special thing because she's dead!

[OWNS45]

"got a little something special-" COMMANDER YOU'LL WANNA SEE THIS "Jesus christ private! I told you to SHUT UP when i'm talking...."

[YourLittleMartian]

Not Me "click"

[JokrProject]

Wish she had a little something for me hehe........ Like a new halo game or something, what did you think I was thinking? Pervert.

[Liara4]

damn, wish john can romance her!!!!

[Sirceaser999]

I never click on those types of links lol

[liqzy]

she ses got something special for the covenent u dipshits...

[Christian9484]

GUYS THE GAY LINK IS FRIGBEE360 AWESOME KILLS!!!

[Zinwan89]

She said got a little something 4 ya

[Zelda3018]

What did she say?!?

[SmellyTryhard]

get a life plz

[themarineguy1]

anyone click the link

[FoxyGrandpaStudios]

@themarineguy1 I did. She isnt nude though. :( XD I WAS HOPING SHE WAS! LOL

[thehalogamer12]

whoa wait wtf.. keyes hitting on the chief???

[PowSticks]

Megan fox?

[ToastedWafflez]

One time I heard Spark say this: "That really hurt my feelings! Wait...I have feelings? I'm a real boy!!!

[spartan2455]

@ToastedWafflez i heard 2 i think he says it in halo 2 and 3

[ToastedWafflez]

@spartan2455 Yeah, I had to shoot him a ton though!

[kylele23]

@ToastedWafflez lol yea i heard that too after i shot him with a scorpoin tank.

[vincereviews]

@ToastedWafflez me too lol i was trying to make him say that earlier lol by shooting him

[Derikoopa44]

@ToastedWafflez he also says "your'e P****ng me off..... oh my i didnt know that i had swearing in my database"

[LUGIASAN]

@ToastedWafflez One time I heard "Owww, I'm being bitch slapped." Spark says it with the IWHBYD skull on. lol

[1Pantikian]

@ToastedWafflez wait, really? are you serious

[ToastedWafflez]

@1Pantikian Yeah! I just kept shooting at him and he said it!

[TheWoolley101]

thats his child



[xSolarFlare15x]

Keyes: "I've got a little something special for you, Chief."

Chief: "Tell that to the Covenant."

[spoogeling]

*with Jun's voice* Time to bake dat caek we made last night.

[stairwaytoKnoWwhere]

Bow Chica bow wow bow chica wow woowww

[welovebeefvideos3]

jacob: (rolls over in grve) EXCUSE ME?

[EdgDuarte90]

estas un cabron

[Austinq1998]

i bet every single viewer clicked on " for miranda nude here" #1 its a trick, always is #2 perv

[serria864]

keyes?

[KevinLuhrs]

*Pulls out Cock*

OH YAH!

[ZinfinityX]

"good luck to you, spartan"

[lonewolf0228]

chief dont do it the link will bring u to some place u will not wanna be

[elifriesen]

it looks like juno

[srheadshot1]

dude they dont have nude keyes

[JM1980s]

@halospartan1000 It's an annoying crab from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion.

[Xchaos5673X]

@halospartan1000 No, No!, NO!!! It's not good, I wanted to be a mudcrab.

[Xchaos5673X]

@halospartan1000 Dude wtf I payed 60 bucks for Halo 2 and it only let me play as a grunt and an Argonian slave from Bravil =(

[saph2104]

@halospartan1000 OMFG!!! YOU WERE MASTER CHIEF IN HALO 2??? NOWAI!

[iHitAnElephant]

I think she was actually talking about the bomb (:

[megamanxdeath]

thats not keyes -.-

[ODSTpwnr]

@megamanxdeath its miranda keyes daughter of captain keyes from halo 1

[kjmmss]

@ODSTpwnr ya duh

[LEGende1515]

@megamanxdeath thats his daughter miranda lol

[JGarcia799]

@megamanxdeath thats captain keyes daughter miranda

[colalicious1]

people, stop recording your TV with your video camera and posting it on Youtube, there are special cameras for this.

[Undermostnewjoe]

lol nice

[JesterSnipes]

lol hlg nerds

[warmonster86]

lol one time i was looking at her boobs and she was like "eyes in the green zone cheif"

[andyotic]

chief is not a virgin. cortana brain fucks him so literally he isnt a virgin haha

[Mtl7712]

@andyotic lol, brain fuck

[KrnburnFan]

@andyotic He shouldn't be a virgin in that suit... Haha xD

[halobrandoncox]

@andyotic no he is not a virgin but cortana did fuck up his brain with porn of cortana so made chief want to do her

[chance551]

@andyotic actually during a battle chief saw a button in his helmet titled do not press and he pressed it and it showed cortanna giving him a lap dance and then he is like wanna see my brain :P

[Gladosisdahbest]

@andyotic i almost choked on and dropped  my drink on your comment, that was hilarious! XD

[martleman]

@andyotic wow you have 117 likes ur actually masterchief?

[xB4LL50F5T33Lx]

Wait,I just realized that Chief is a virgin!

[KriegerGeist117]

@xB4LL50F5T33Lx are you kidding me? I'm sure some crazy shit went down when he was doing his training as a kid.

[anonomyousabortion]

they cut off spartan womens breasts

[Iaantyne]

@anonomyousabortion which book do they say that in? cuz i only read fall of reach, first strike, and the flood. so prove which.

[ilikepie442]

@anonomyousabortion ......0_o

[500Wolfman]

@anonomyousabortion no they don't, i am the biggest halo super fan in the world and no they don't,sorry,

[equalizersound]

@anonomyousabortion WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[DoubleU013]

Who actually did click at the link in the end? xD

[SuperMegaperson]

@DoubleU013 me

[corzo321]

@DoubleU013 ummmm i don't know..... *acem* lol jk

[eniotna308]

@DoubleU013 Wow! There is actualy 117 persons who like your coment!

[DoubleU013]

@eniotna308 hahaha I think that shows that a lot of people can't resist to click the link!

and for those who want to click it you might want to know that in the game commander keyes had a father who also was named keyes so 50 - 50 on getting to see a nude chick or some naked old dude LOL xD

[eniotna308]

@DoubleU013 Haha! lol

But I spoke about the number 117, the regimental of Master Chief. ^^

(Geek? Maybe a little bit :p)

[DoubleU013]

@eniotna308 yeah I know lol =P

no worries I'm kind of a geek too

Species searches species I guess ^.^



[wastedshark11]

@DoubleU013 i did its fake

[meman29]

i didn't make a video, but i followed her around staring at her ass, and she turned around asking if i liked what i saw.

[gntrinder]

@meman29 LOL

[TheMrhalo007]

she looks at that one guy and is like " what the fuck do u want"

[archangle674]

YOU LIAR LINK THERE NO WHAT YOU SAID (there is lack of rule 34 for miranda)

[archangle674]

@vanvalydir

I thought they just suppressed it with something not cut it off

[TheVman551]

Miranda: i got something special for  u chief...

Chief: me to [pulls out his dong].

Miranda: I wanted to give you a medal of honor for your valiant efforts to save

the human race... but that works to!

[fak1945]

Rofl love how she just looks at the guy after he interrupted her and is like "WUT?!"

[LastODSTStanding]

Why do people flim thier TVs?

[1290hiei]

Whats the Nude Link For?

[vanvalydir]

none of the spartanII have any genitalia. hormones would interfere with completing the mission. so they fixed that during the surgeries/enhancements

[fak1945]

@vanvalydir so how would it be possible for spartan 1.1s to exist?

[vanvalydir]

@fak1945 i said spartan 2's. not spartan 1's. i only know of 2 spartan 1's anyway. Johnson and Forge. and they are both dead as dead gets

[fak1945]

@vanvalydir where did you figure out that they didn't have any genitalia?

[vanvalydir]

@fak1945 the fall of reach. eric nylund

[KriegerGeist117]

@vanvalydir  Forge isn't a Spartan I, idiot.

[fak1945]

@vanvalydir oh wait... nvm

[malcolmsaint]

@vanvalydir

You're wrong, their sexual drives were suppressed.

[KriegerGeist117]

@vanvalydir right, You probably came up with this shit on your own in your mom's basement...

[vanvalydir]

@KriegerGeist117 alright mr. trolly mctroll. first off, i have a college degree in business management and i am a personal trainer, not anywhere near my mothers house. second, it's a widely known fact that the military puts saltpeter in food to suppress sexual desire/function. i know this for a fact because i served 3 years in the U.S Army. go eat a cookie, get your blood sugar up, and try being friendly for a change

[KriegerGeist117]

@vanvalydir friendly?! on the internet?! unheard of...anyways, what does a saltpeter have to do with removing Spartan II's genitalia? Something, that is outrageously, wrong.

[quezcatol]

@vanvalydir no, its not widely known, stop making up shit.

Its widely know people on youtube make up shit though.

[freedomfighter5000]

@vanvalydir doesnt matter your a prick we all hate you get a fucking life...... yeah i know that sounded so stupid lol but your going to have to get used to it cause most people on youtube are like that and will say that =/

[freedomfighter5000]

@freedomfighter5000 i dont hat nobody? =[ ...

is what gamer dude said and i never said you dude lol and what you talking about?

[Ketario99]

@vanvalydir What IS Saltpeter?

And I agree with everyone... Who cares!? Nobody is nice on the internet!!

[Spaztasm]

I think she means the bomb later in the level

[Gammaz117]

whos hotter cortana or keyes ? OBVIOUSLY CORTANA!

[SnakeVenom01]

@Gammaz117 both (H) damn chief is a lucky bastard! if he wants he can get a least a threesome (H) XD

[ryushahkola]

spartan 1337: uhh sir you smell kinda funny too... have you been sweating???

Master chief: OH NO I JUST BEEN BATHING IN MY OWN WASTE FOR 3 YEARS IT'S FINE!!! OMG it alraedy stained my suit! lol thumbs up if yo thought it was funny :D and my last comment aswell!!!

[fenrack301]

@ryushahkola heres a question, donald duck never wore pants, so how come when he cam out of the shower he always had a towel around his waist?

[ryushahkola]

@fenrack301 he didn't want to feel gay in the shower? idk lol why???

[fenrack301]

@ryushahkola idk either i just thught that sum1 could give an answer to me cuz this has been puzzling me for about 4 years now

[SnakeVenom01]

@fenrack301 uhm.... i think it's his fur

[extremeteen321]

@ryushahkola 1337 is chief in japan

[ryushahkola]

@extremeteen321 O.o no

[ryushahkola]

spartan 1337: uhh... master chief? i don't remember you ever goin to the bathroom ever since you got that new suit...

Master chief: Oh i go to the bathroom! i just dont use the toliet.

spartan 1337: chief, you know there's a button where you can ACTUALLY go to the bathroom

Master chief: WTF! why didn't Cortana tell me this 3 years ago?!??!

Cortana: i thought i'd be funnier if yo found out your self :P

[Champ1nHalo]

YOUR so gay and you not good in Halo 3 either. u suck if u died

[linkguard]

@Champ1nHalo is it because there was no nude keyes?