YOU'RE NOT A CELEBRITY, GET OUT OF THERE!

[bex12385]

Slag off tinie tempah. please!!!!!!!

[emzooxx1]

joey essex wasn't in im a celebrity get me out of here?

[OPYDAX]

pause it at 2:45....

[Amelia987987]

@OPYDAX AHAHAHAHA

[ReynumMC]

Slag off shitty old disgusting terrible disgusting chinos.. PLEASE.

[cupcakke10]

slag of east fucking enders I hate the bitches on that lump of shit 

[AdamCallaghan2010]

hahahahaahahahah

[withcause1]

but I am a celebrity! I swear...



[taylorlover67]

Slag off New Zealanders and Maoris!!! (Sorry if I offended some people there) And slag off Taylor Swift. I absolutely love her, but I wanna see what you have to say

[chloemurph96]

joey essex was never in im a celebritiy...

[chocolaterainbow00]

coco pops



[MyGpalmer]

slag off only way is essex ITS SHIT!

[VapidFood]

You should slag off slags. That'd be so fucking perfect.

[cherrystrawberry2]

loveeeThis you should slag off nicki minaj and her song stupid hoe;)

[msbutterflybaybee]

lmaaaaao! loved this!

[dasij123]

slag off foundation coz u see girls walkin dwn the street and they look like fuckin tangerines or should i say MANgerines lol any way i love x you xxx

[jackthelad52]

The french

[SuperUltraDeltaTron]

Slag of social networking sites

[JackDeanProductions]

This is JaackMaate, I've just started a new rapping channel as I need a way to past the time and piss you guys off more! Nah I'm kidding I just want to show you guys more more passionate side! If you could like comment and subscribe and give me feedback it would be great, I know you might think I'm bad but no one starts good! Cheers guys it really means a lot to me :) Please try and spread this channel I hope to get it as big as my others :) <3 you! By the way please thumbs up this comment!

[iiTrollCraft]

@JackDeanProductions No you aren't JaackMaate.

[mikeanthonyism]

MGMT KIDS! you do like good music loll

[xdestinysweetheart56]

so funny <3

[DeeJayMarkyLee]

i work at iceland ........ -.-

[xGeeG]

youre shit

[mrokayfapp]

You're highest possibly the person in the world enjoying their freedom of speech the most :D

[JewishOnionRings]

Fucking geordi shore the pile of shit

[3LL10Tx479]

Slag off people that act like their hard ( JA-Fakean) andnwear trousers down their ankles

[EmmaLhales]

Slag Off Google Chrome, Google is exactly the same it pisses me off!!!!!!!

[tommywommywoowooable]

religion

[sk8z1997]

slag off people who play games like call of duty >:[] or some other shit with swords and that :I

[SharnieMarie5]

Fucking Pissed Myself.

[bieberbieber24]

you really love Lidl

[BVBJenny017]

Simons nob. Brill.

[imemilyl0l]

jack, i love you.

[KaateAlicee]

Slag off The Only Way Is Essex xD x

[Joshclarke2012]

Steven hawkins!!

[MeganAndJamela]

FATAMAN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Kakaogurke]

umm no we germans don't pronounce it like that.. :D

[amanicmonster]

I THINK YOU SHOULD SLAG OFF JEREMY KYLE!!! xx love your videos xx

[georginachelsea]

the fact one of the photos is missing behind you annoyed me while watching this D:

[chickenroll123]

it was mark wright not joey essex, hahaaa

[xbabiijade12x]

slag off justin bieber i would love to see that lmao.

[FITBOII99XX]

nan your sunday roast are shit haha :)

[Whitefisher1]

It was Mark Wright not Joey Essex. If it was Joey it would at least be worth watching!

[crocachops]

SLAG OFF JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!

[princesslozza1]

its mark wright not joey essex...

[fredsta500]

@princesslozza1 You saw the annotation, re-asses your life

[joeshmo000]

"i'll shag an ostrich" hahahahhaha I fucking love you

[MsRandomette]

LMAO- Shag an ostrich

[IshKelsh212]

HEY GUYS, I'M JUDGING BY THE FACT YOUR WATCHING JACK'S VIDS THAT YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR SO GET ONTO ishkelsh212 AND CHECK IT OUTTTT,

[CraigOwen999]

haha

[wrecka27]

I don't think joey Essex was in it ;)

[Iloveyou1781]

You actually maje me lol :)

[lorus25]

I think you need to have a go at over paid footballers, they pre madonnas get right on my nipple ends, love your work

[bgrimsey157]

Would you rather have a million views or a world record and a gold medal think I'm on fatimas side here

[SLMiless]

i reallyy want a gay bestfriend^^

there so funny+cutee! and you can shop andd everything with them..ahhh!<3

[ForeverLimey]

heres slag worthy tv shows:

take me out

TOWIE....really?

teen mom...:/

Alan Carr Chatty man

Loose women

the biggest loser...who wants to watch fat people run around and eat nutri-grain bars?

[TheMelporryxx]

i think you should slag of... how icky tomato ketchup is! x

[georgiawats11]

Dougie is a babe!xxx

[Hurzony]

0:46 LOOOOL. just lol.

[abbbbbbiex]

It's Mark Wright not Joey Essex haha!

[CHepplesx]

Slag off them lasses who plaster themselves in doritos.

[sonjaxo17]

JUSTIN BEIBER

[TheAndrewMaddox]

The rubbish that will apparentley happen in 2012

[iheartRihRih2Much]

Have a go at the premier football league teams

[TehOCCProductions]

justin bieber, susan boyle, and 99p store! they are all as shit as my dog crusty old balls! :)

[AnnabelleJH]

It's Mark Wright not Joey Essex hun x

[Iamthespungeh]

Slag off other vloggers ;)

[HelenKirsty]

slag justin beiber.. PLEASE he is such a knob!!!

[AllieBabez475]

You like taking the piss don't you.

[ThompsonAidan]

where do ya come from

newcastle

sorry

i said newcaslte

i heard im just sorry

[SuperEmmsa]

Okay jaackmaate you legend, i would very much appreciate if you made a video about chavs in general, from their fake track suits to their fucking mental age of a 12 year old, thanks (y)

[Dincorta]

Take the piss out of Skyrim and this "arrow to the knee" shit.

[Chchchaz]

@Dincorta How dare you

[VeazClan]

@Dincorta skyrim is to good :P and im not even taking the piss its a sick game ;)

[pacNOMNOMman]

I'm from Newcastle n I still laughed at your "whey aye man"...

[ZurVoLT]

JaacKMaate for Im a Cunt get me outa here next year!

[ameliadawm]

'fucking joey essex what a nob'

[3167emily]

Slag off people who think theyre great and say their not just to get people to take pitty on them

[markgraham12345]

chavs



[fishcurtainverkauf]

please slag off chavs

[zGinGie]

get subbed

[mrbranditv1]

you dont realise how funny u r

[sianistheocean]

''Ironically, when I watch that show, I'm trying to find the fucking stars aswell.''

[ChocolateCookie3x]

Have you done about Twitter ? annoying ! :O

[poohhardy11]

@124luce he has cod

[georgiebt01]

you might of already done this but disney girls (selena golez , or whatever her name is, hannah montana and that demi la something girl etc) they friggen annoy me!! Xx

[jesusisdiedlastnight]

@georgiebt01 you obviously no there names, stop pretending you dont its your favourite show

[YeahWeDontKnow]

@jesusisdiedlastnight *know

[therulesofmylife7]

Blackberries (not the fruit the phone)

[NeonBarbie98]

Mark Write not Joey Essex...

[kieranpreece121]

Tell you shit listening to all the people talk about a new game coming out you talk to someone like omg this coming and FUCK HE'LL OFF YOU ASS HOLE

[jackloveswills11]

Fiffa 12, If i hear one more thing about it..£43.92 for a game, just plain old people kicking a ball around a patch of grass, rip off!

[HattieP64]

Wanna be fucking gangsters im sorry but they piss me off

[DubstepIsPeng]

Funny!

[eitak1190]

Slag off technology....even though it's a necessity, just slag the shit out of it...

[number1ziggy]

My Grandaughter turned me on to you!! Suck on that!

[littleteddy00]

do the tv show : suite life on deck

[missamylouisexxx]

PEOPLE WHO SMOKE IN YOUR FACE JUST ANNOY ME

[makasay]

The awkward moment when it's Mark Wright and not Joey Essex

[funbot89WR]

Accually we germans call you: Jack Mate

[livvytard8paigetard]

ITS MARK WRIGHT !!!!!!

[LILSTORM17]

LIL WAYNE !

I love him to bits, But i think it would be funny to see what you have to say about him ;-)

[tamitamito]

Must admit Dougie's pretty cool though, eh? eh?

[ziralmodz]

Where did ur pic go? And do another vid

[tnysiaajoness]

spongebob.

it's fucking lendery, BUT HOW THE FUCK DOES PATRICK ALMOST DROWN IN THE SEA, WHEN THERE UNDERWATER?!

[mrsjenniferlight]

4:15 - eurgh.

[britturk123]

Hey jaakmaate do that light switch behind you a favor would you give it a touch.

[britturk123]

Has anyone ever told you that you look like a cunt ?

[TheRockIsGod]

Fatima Whitbread rant was up there with the Pitbull and Cher Lloyd rant haha legend

[princeluigii10]

Slag off Internet Trolling!!

[millyellis11]

TIP: Don't drink water while watching this video. It goes all over your keyboard..

[xpinkgirlx1]

Slag of the new youtube layout;]

[olli449]

jaack your more popular then everyone on that show!?

[chaosblaster997]

internet trolls

[PassionFruit061]

JackMate on Chav's 

[BiglesPK]

Slag off fucking stupid Christmas adverts..like the Toys 'R' Us advert?

[Woooopwoooop123]

RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease slag him off

[ethan844]

Slag off SHITTY XBOX NAMES EXAMPLE : xxSickOffzzxxi errrrrrrrrrrrrrg

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@ethan844 Euh, can't stand them either. Love it when they can't spell, too. Also hate it when people TyPe LiKe ThIs As If ThEy HaVe No CoNcEpT oF wHaT a FuCkInG cApItAl LeTtEr Is FoR. blooody helll.

[saraeatspoo]

Omg you should slag off tool academy they

[niceglasses11]

Should have said Fatima Inbread :L

[issychloe123]

Please do pitbull again. Hilarious.

[emowithjade]

The advertisement next to this video is cher loyd :D

[WhyArentYouInTutor]

"fucking moaning all the time...."

Jack, what are you famous for?

Moaning.

but we love you.

[andrewsmyname]

slag off brown bread!

[tbabaeniyan]

Ha look that's Cher Lloyd, She's shit.... and oh she's wearing Lidl trainers... EVEN SHITTER!!!! looooooooooooooool!!! EPIC!!!!

[ITzRichyIIHD]

The Shittest film series of all time twilight. And Manchester City.

[ITzRichyIIHD]

The Shittest film series of all time twilight.

[TutPedia]

@ITzRichyIIHD Actually, twilight is amazing, get your Faggit hatin' as right fag..

[RodReelAndBait]

Twilight breaking Fucking whatever the fuck its called. That film is shit , slag it off and shit on its tits.

[MIGITBURNSY]

i think you need to slagg funfairs coz fun fairs are shit coz theme parks are great but fun fairs are dhit you get pikys that come to your park everyyeah everyone goes mental just do it alright

[APotatoAndItsCat]

Slag off The Only Way is Essex (or TOWIE if you want to be a cunt.), Made in Chelsea, FRIENDS, Katie Price, T.V. Chefs, Emmerdale, Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber, people dat talk like dis bruv, other Chavs, Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore, Britain's Got Talent and, last but not least, Piers fucking Morgan.

[LucyPower100]

HEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!! look who got their wish .... it's you, jack, you did.

[xEmad99]

MW3

[TheSuperchar999]

Jaackmaate junior here haha omg i love youuu all the things im thinking your saying!!!

[PDaniPereira]

twilight

[Navigationbridge]

That guy looks like an epic retard, just look at him!!

[FiranekWoW]

david everard

[lukecurly]

twilight 

[nixonrob95]

TWILIGHT.

[samthefreestyler]

Joey Essex, Mark Wright.. Who gives a shit, they're all the fucking same to me, 5 brain cells between them, CUNTS!

[MissKillDaisy]

Hahaaaaahahahaa this was funny in my opinion

[7orqu3]

I love ur nan

[mancunionpanther]

to be fair Emily Scott is fucking gorgeous

[romyrawr]

misha b the cunt omfg I hate her.

[98KEYBLADE]

Slag off jaackmaate lol

[xxapplestrudlexx]

I wonder how many people have bitched about it not being Joey Essex?!

[Danholland20]

Maybe Slag off Games/Gamers?

[SuperrFryy]

Its shit, everyone, ima celeb, is shit.

@JaackMaate do a video on ESSEX! :D cos i live there, thumbs up if you do too?!:D

[TheBargar]

why the hell am i watching this .... adn yes you are a cunt so get the hell out of there

[rrromezzz]

Charitys , should be a fun episode

[xMrsLaurenCullenx16]

Your sir are a legend. Allow the ones on one!

[GProductions12]

haha - the video description:L

[truecolours10]

Slag-off slags.

[iiLoveueeee]

YAAAAAAAAAAAY dougie didnt get slagged

[AnnabelleAndAsh345]

AAHAHHHAAHH does it matter if it is joey essex or mark wright they both say shutup shutup .... so get over it.

[marcwhyte]

FATAMAN INBRED!

[Hamsterasssassin]

Like for jack mate in the jungle

[flammo9]

LOl, saw your collab with dyton bros, Watched this vid and subbed :D

[Crumbleheazle]

Arkward moment when its mark wright and not joey essex

[APotatoAndItsCat]

@Crumbleheazle Awkward moment when you can't spell awkward.

[Karlzburgg]

Slag off Micha B!

[ayesha1447]

slag off twilight its so shit

[StrabaneGoth]

Slag off Twilight ir Glee!

[212robyn]

i love you, you are a ledgend,

[thebadhairdays]

Please slag off people who claim that they're indie or people who skate?! LOVE YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS JACK

[hennyM5]

can u slag off other youtubers plz? especially Ray William Johnson!!!

[WhyArentYouInTutor]

twilight.

[JustGeorgie09]

TWILIGHT. Load of shit.

[JustGeorgie09]

Slag off twilight.

[TheJamandmac]

Slag of supermarkets

[gypsyboii6000]

Slag off TOWIE !!

[Extractodecuardo]

Slag off mainstream dubstep (brostep - like skirllex ect) and all their cunty fans

[Dazrfc93]

iceland the food shop