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  • انا في الجزء الغريب من يوتيوب مرة أخرى.

  • Those eyes scare me. I can't look at the screen

  • the fact that we know so much about pirates and what they did means they're not as awesome as Shinobi :P

  • Haha. How random. I'm going to do a Pirates of the Caribbean marathon with my friends and then read as much as I can about pirates. Thank you, Lee. XD

  • I think it's unfair to put the achievements of Sir Francis Drake in with pirates. He was a privateer which is very different to a pirate. Ninjas are basically just elite soldiers... Saying that Drake was a pirate is equivalent to saying the SAS are ninjas. Plus, the whole point about Nanjas is that they are as mysterious as hell. Who knows what they get up to?

  • @StudentOfObjectivism

    So you found your way here too, did you? ;)

  • You're right, but....

    Who f-ing cares.

    What is this? A Joke?

  • @Razlo5000 NO FUN ALLOWED!

  • Another reason pirates are better than ninjas...

    Ninjas don't get wenches

  • Pirates ARG better than Ninjas...ARG! (Ninja arg: "Adugu!")

  • Very true although, ninja's are still around, a ninja is simply a person who trains in the martial art of Ninjutsu. Ninja's were also found in China; and I personally believe that Pirates have had a greater impact on the world, but the impacts made by Ninja's are very unknown, they fought the samurai indeed, but the origin of the ninja is lost, they could have simply been hired by rebels, I'd say the majority of political Assassinations were done by a Ninja.

  • You know those pirates that accomplished so much? They were actually ninjas in disguise. Also, the argument isn't so much who is cooler, but who could kick who's ass. Ninjas would make ramen out of pirates if they actually faced off.

  • That's what the ninjas want you to think. The invisible hand of the ninja lies behind all world events.

  • finally you have said something i agree with. ninjas are boring and always dress the same. at least pirates have a sense of style!

  • yeah but you see the problem with your argument htww is that pirates are pirates but a ninja is a FUCKING NINJA, GODDAMN

  • Also, there were Japanese and Korean pirates too!

  • you don't have a clue whatsoever... to compare pirates with ninjas ist like comparing tomatos with pears... you compare people who rob others with people who mainly defended themselfs... that's some logic!

  • LOL! Did you have a lame argument with someone? Ninja's have left an impact nonetheless. They are portrayed in films much more then pirates will ever be to this day. And in case you've been living under a rock, Ninjutsu is still taught and practiced to this day. Granted Pirates had more of an impact globally(what they did involved the oceans), a Ninja would kill a Pirate in a heart beat and Ninja's are just so much cooler then people with rotten teeth, one eye and a wooden leg.

  • great video :) except your video could have been a little deceptive, in that the first navy of the independent colonies was not created to fight barbary pirates, but rather to fight the British in the revolutionary war. I guess it would be better to say our current navy had its roots in fighting pirates, but our first navy did not :) great video though

  • dude, ninjas are bamfs.

  • Also, I would argue that ninjas are better than pirates because their influence was primarily mythical. Pirates were a bloodthirsty lot, even given their milieu.

  • Barbary pirates never raided the 13 colonies.

  • nijas travel the globe every day but thier so awsome you will never find them

  • Islam the religion of pirates which began by a caravan robber. That is why the committing of piracy against the infidel by the Muslim Somali, Indonesian, Malay and Philippino pirates will never go away. Muslims also the biggest traffickers in human beings. The biggest sex slave rings in Europe are run by Muslim Russians, Albanians and Turks. They are the bigestet paddlers in humans in India. And do not get me started on Africa were millions languish in slavery which is Islamiclly sanctioned.

  • These two warriors were heavily influenced by the experience with the ninja of Japan. Masahashi himself states, that the ninja are the most cunning and effective warriors of their time, innovators beyond anything Masahashi could relate.

    The Ninja created the first instance of tear gas, the smoke bomb, and designed the fastest melee weapon ever concieved: the Naginata.

  • HAHAHAHA!

    Well, by association, the ninja were the precursors (perhaps even creators) of modern espionage and special operations. Information warfare, and much of modern warfare tactics are adaptations of ninja's techniques. In fact, guerrila warfare is one such invention.

    Sun Tzu and Masahashi of Japan world world definitive books on military stratgey, in fact, THE treatises of modern warfare: Art of War, and the Book of Five Rings, respectively.

  • It's not Masahashi, it's Musashi. He wasn't a ninja. That either treatise played a major role in the military strategies of the major world powers is a pretty bold statement and one I ask you to back up.

    I saw no mention of ninjas in the Book of Five Rings that I recall.

  • Really only one group of pirates should be counted, because Ninjas were just one shortly lived group, that have made as strong a presence in the annals of history as pirates have, a word we use to describe a huge non centralized group of people.

  • BUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIIIIIIIIIT. kk, everything he says about Pirates i find to be factual. HOWEVER, much in the same way that archaeologists are now finding evidence all over the world of ancient flood cataclysms, when Stephen K. Hayes went to Japan, HE FOUND FACTUAL BASIS FOR MUCH OF THE NINJA MYTHS. Japan is not China, and Ninjas were not Shintoists, they were very naturalistic. Yes they only fought the Samurai, but they really could run up walls, move without sound, and ALLL of that "magic."

  • What about vikings? They're like scurvy free armoured pirates!

  • I will have to agree with the pirate conclusion. I am a descendant of Sir Francis Drake, so my life has been effected by this great man. Without him I would not be writing this message right now. Believe it or not, but my ancestor was Sir Francis Drake.

  • ninjas were just a bunch of thugs who mugged people

    pirates were orangised criminals who pluntered whole ships

  • 1 first of all SHUT UP! god man u said a hole history book

    2nd Pirates are ppl on ships with guns no traing no life

    3rd ninja were used as assassins, spys,and more

    nd we all no whoes better......NINJAS BIACH

  • Pirates = Pest, NInja = Solution, Spetsnaz = KICK YOUR ASS!

    Tripoli were Islamic Pirates who were attacking our trade ships because they were not Muslims. Which it was the Muslims who invaded Africa and started the slave trade to America. If you haven't notice there is a separation in Africa against Islam and the other half is muslim controlled.

  • if i were to come face to face with a pirate or a ninja i would have less chance killing a ninja than a pirate...

  • your a fag

  • actually, ninja do still exist.

    there is a big difference overlooked by alot of people;

    Become a pirate doesnt require training, while to become a ninja one has to have ALOT of training ion various techniques

  • Actually, being a pirate DOES require a lot of training. You need to know how to swim, how to fight (with a sword AND gun preferably) how to get away with robbing ships (especially armed ones), how to get away with robbing towns near docks, robbing foreign territory, handle sea sicknesses (unless you a got a good doctor in your crew, you'll be having some trouble there!), fighting even with a handicap (one hand, one eye, one leg, etc.)...

    BUT I'M NOT DONE YET!

  • Dodging the Navy, feuding pirates, learning multiple languages, and of course leading your crew. Treat them well and they'll respect you, but scare them and they'll FEAR you. Because if theyre not afraid of you and they hate your guts, there's gonna be a mutiny.

    Also, in most cases, being a pirate is a LIFETIME commitment. The only way to retire from being a pirate is to die.

  • well i like he,s reation to modern piratism

  • Funny. You and De Franco sound similar. The only difference is you focus on political issues, while Franco is on social issues.

    I hope you are not being a plagiarist like Thunder foot was explaining...

  • I agree that pirates have had a bigger impact, but I still say ninjas.

  • Pirate's are better than Ninja's because they are drunken criminals? That's what your saying.

  • No, because these kind of drunken criminals were quite a force to be reckoned with throughout world history.

    They literally ruled the seas. And about 75% of the world is sea.

  • Not to mention the heroic pirate Ragnar Danneskjöld -- the reverse Robin Hood from Ayn Rand's novel Atlas Shrugged, who reclaimed the money which had been looted from the great producers by the state through the tax system.

  • ninjas have skillz

  • pirates have more impact, maybe, but who would win in a fight? Thats what counts

  • yea i bet u prefer but pirates huh lol

  • Pirates of the Carribean is an awesome ride at Disneyland.

    Ninjas of the Carribean sucks and is boring.

  • I like both Pirates and Ninjas. ^_^

  • Kinoichi kick ass, and there still are Ninja's today, you really need to spend some quality time in Japan

  • Good video even though i don't like most of your vids. Though i believe Drake was technically a "privateer"

  • shiver me timbers

  • aaarrggh

  • hea did you win the ipod?

  • What about ninja pirates??!!

    The Dread Pirate Yoshi!!!!

    He had letters of marque from Tokugawa!!

  • Intresting!

  • I like Pirates too!

  • lolollolol at the opening xD

  • I agree with him, but he takes himself and the "pirates vs ninjas" thing way too seriously :P

  • reason #4

    when was the last time ye saw a ninja with a wench

  • Hahaha, this is an amazing video.

  • You're humorless...

  • This is about the only thing we agree on.

  • in the broadest sense a ninja is a practitioner of a japanese martial art called ninjutsu, thats how ninjas came to be in the first place. of course the original and traditional ancient practice of it is gone, but elements of it have been revived through present day and there are people who practice it... but i don't know if you would consider them real ninjas or still call them one because that's how espionage was conducted back in the day... by rivaling ninja "clans".

  • Your quite serious about this aren't you...

  • I like it how he took something completely pointless and made it serious

    NInjas own Pirates though

  • askaninjadotcom is much more entertaining than any of your stolen ideas for videos.

  • 2:25 the way you said "but for" made me chuckle. I do feel more agreeable to pirates. I never understood the whole ninja thing.

  • I just noticed the winner to the priate versus Ninja contest

    youtube(.)com(/)watch?v(=)9Sjv­UOWdavA

    Bummer you lost. Did you get a runner up prize?

    The winner is hilarious, but he's answering a different question, "Who's cooler", not who had the greatest world impact, which you obviously got right.

  • William Kidd is a very interesting failed privateer. He was financed by British nobility and the King. His unhappy backers abandoned him, and the documentation he had was confiscated and lost, while official government documentation exonerating him as a privateer and not a pirate were only discovered 200 years after he was convicted and hung for piracy.

  • You mention the lesser Black Beard, but not the more famous Henry Morgan or William Kidd.

    Morgan gathered a large fleet of 1400 pirates landed in Panama, marched over land, and sacked the richest settlement in the new world, Panama City which had to be rebuilt completely at a new location afterwards. He then threw a party, and stranded most of his drunken men to eventual Spanish justice, as he sailed with the loot to Jamaica. He was knighted and became an Admiral and Governor of Jamaica.

  • Nice video and I agree pirates are more interesting. But you got a few facts wrong.

    The Baltimore you refer to was in Ireland not the US.

    Drake was not a common pirate who paid off the Queen Elizabeth I, but a privateer financed by the Queen and as such she was entitled to half the spoils.

  • No, Drake was a pirate, but you're right about Baltimore being in Ireland.

  • As a kid I built a plastic model of the Golden Hind, and the documentation that came with it said Drake was a privateer, commissioned by the Queen like many others to raid Spanish shipping. The Queen's half share of the spoils amounted to more then all of her other income for the year.

    en(.)wikipedia(.)org(/)wiki(/)­Francis_Drake

    The spanish normally made no distinct between privateers or priates, as both were routinely executed if caught.

  • I assumed it was America, b/c Thomas Jefferson had to deal with the Barbary Pirates.

  • The Incas were destroyed by the Conquistadors, majorly spaniards that were criminals and wanted to escape spain and found the Incas had loads of gold, plus Sir Francis Drake was ordered by the queen to 'pirate' the Spanish routes, so as Pirates are known stereotypically they were British wooop!

  • Great video, but: the pirates invaded a town called Baltimore in IRELAND. Check it out.

    Your fan.

  • Pirates have "chartered" the entire globe. Fucking idiot. Thanks for wasting my tax dollars on your education.

  • Great commentary. You did however forget to mention the 4 centuries of Viking raids, that extended from Scandinavia down through the Ukraine to the Caspian Sea, Black Sea, to Sicily, the Barbary Coast and of course all northern European countries.

  • Pirates FTW!

  • pirates also commonly enjoyed gay sex.  Samurai did too. Ninjas are just lame nowadays thanks to naruto and weeaboos. we could turn this around and say that pirates are worse because they are terrible people who cause chaos wherever they go. thus ninjas are better (people). but whatever because this is an old lame argument. ninjas can also be found in north america. everyone cosplaying as narutards lol.

  • No offense, but if you are gonna talk politics...well yeah, pirates obviously had more influence in the Western world...seeing as how they were...you know...from the Western World...

  • Piracy, like theft, existed all over the World. For instance the Vietnamese boat people of the 70s were often raided multiple times by pirates as they tried to escape Vietnam. Japanese priates raided Asia for over 300 years. Could go on.

    Modern piracy acounts for around $15 billion in losses per year. Bet the auto industry would like that money.

  • One more thing sorry I have to disagree although Pirate have influenced America tradition. I have to say Ninja's are cooler they have the history of edo era witch I done some research on. Its a great part of Japanese history I am not sure but I believe Europe started trading with Japan I may be wrong though.

  • I just had a philosophy on Pirates and Ninjas in the political world.

    I consider the ninja like a conservative we living in hiding waiting we are always the trying to strike the hardest where it hits. For this example I use the conservatives in Hollywood and Conservative talk radio.

    While I see the pirates as liberals stealing and using what they can find to survive. Example Blago using anything and everything he can try to keep his senate seat. Using dirty tricks to confuse the enemy.

  • Oh, so you like sxephil too?

  • say what you will about how pirates are better than ninjas but don't be surprised if your throat gets cut in your sleep. cue dramatic music

  • pirates for the win!!

  • You have delivered the argument against which all future pirate/ninja arguments I hear will be compared.

  • Pirates definitely have a bigger impact but ninjas fought guys who wore their hair in a ponytail and carried swords. Takes a special type of person to do something that off the wall.

  • AHEM!!

    Fighting guys who wore their hair in a ponytail AND carried swords? Gee... I cant think of many pirates that ever done something like that.

    Nope not one.

  • ninjas ftw

  • since Ninjas always have a secret identity there is no way of telling who might have been one. Marco Polo could have been one, maybe Galileo or some of the foundig fathers...I bet the pope is a ninja.

  • 3 reasons that your reasons mean nothing about why pirates are cooler. I will explain :)

    1. Pirates may have had a larger PUBLIC impact on the world. But ninjas lurk in the shadows and do the dirty work you don't hear about in the history book.

    2. You never know where a ninja will pop up. Ever see Beverly Hills Ninja with Chris Farley?

    3. You never hear stories about ninjas and don't know if they are true because they rely on stealth and secrecy.

    Have a nice day.

    NINJA OR DIE.

    3.

  • So by your argument...I'm the greatest YouTube channel even if I just started and have less than 300 subscribers.

    Nobody can see me...therefore, I'm the best?

  • But you are not a ninja...

  • That's circular. You declared that Ninjas are better because of their attribute of stealth and secrecy.

    So again...based on your logic...I'm the greatest on YouTube because i just started.

  • All I know if you have a hell of an ego. Maybe you need to get that checked out.

  • I'm just following what you said.

  • What Dana means, I think, is that a ninja with an equal impact on society to a pirate is better than a pirate because the ninja did it anonymously. Dana claims that having an impact on society anonymously takes more skills than doing it openly.

    If, instead of making your vids, you haxed youtube and edited various important peoles' comments and changed everyone's perceptions and conclusions, you will have had a huge anonymous impact (assuming you don't get caught). i.e. ninja

  • great vid ,very informative and nice delivery, i wanna see more

  • My favorite pirate is Ragnar Danneskjold. :-)

  • pirates ftw!

  • Great vid, by the way.

  • Thanks.

  • i dont think you understand the question i think it was who would win in a fight and a ninja would pwn a pirate with both hands tied behind his back because they have better fighting skills and they were trained better plus you really on gave in depth info on your choice ftw

  • Comparing Ninjas to Pirates is like comparing apples to Oranges.

  • I tried to make a response to sxephils competition.. Got my white cat dressed in my black t-shirt.

    Didn't go to well.. She was being stubborn and refused to do jumps in it.

  • pir8s ftw

  • DA,

    You're way above this cheesy contest. Heck,I'll buy you an ipod. You also need to work on your audio(one of my hobbies). Your message is too good for your distorted audio,it sounds like there is wind in your recording space. Good luck and Merry Christmas!

    Hugh Betcha

  • Yeah...but SxePhil has 200,000+ subscribers.

    Getting a plug from him is really what I'm looking for. Please give me a 5 star if you like the video.

  • Blackbeard was not that important, he was flamboyant, but he was not nearly one of the most notorious pirates.

  • Pirates don't know the difference between booty and booty.

    I am a ninja. This entire post was meant solely as a distraction. I'm behind you right now. Go ahead...breathe your last breath.

  • good work you deserve that ipod

  • Thanks...but Phil has been off the computer for so long...other crappy videos are getting tons of visits because they are posted and mine isn't.

    I'm getting none.

    Please 5 star my video if you like it.

  • Apparently youTube deleted Phil's video for some reason, and so there are no links to the other contenders now.

  • Wow... cool stuff. Any good links to read more about pirates?

  • Just google Piracy, and you'll get most of what I've said.

    Please 5 star the video if you like it and put it into your favorites. I win an IPOD Nano if I win.

  • Just a possible objection to your great video.... Isnt the stealthiness of modern day special forces modeled after the ninja? Cant they be considerd modern day ninjas?

  • Nah...Ninjas were really just small groups of assassins.

  • I agree. Pirates are much better!

  • Damn right? You make a video response?

  • Heck yeah

  • I just gave you 5 stars. Please 5 star me.

  • done ;-)

  • pirates are gay..

    ninjas are the shit

  • You didn't watch the video did you?

  • Hi

    I loved your remarkably informed video, but I must offer one oft overlooked POV: ninjas work in the shadows, so their work (as of political assasinations and, therefore, world shaping) might have been ignored.

    Being not seen and having one's acts distorted by history must trumpt pirates

    Hahahaha

    :-)

    Happy holidays from quebec

  • Interesting vid.

  • I so agree!

  • XSD moustache.

  • Epicly biased.

  • Yes, usually when people make arguments in favor of one side or another they are biased.

  • Ninjas are fucking awesome!

  • Ninjas PWN pirates! :D

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