Chemicals in life

[kcjenner1]

KC was nearly blinded by the setting sun about 4 pm after they had dilated his eye with chemicals that optomists use. And KC could not drive back at all until the sun went down, but KC's barber helped him out. I will just make a video response as well.

[kcjenner0]

Regarding alcohol think of water into wine for weddings. I heard one reason for alcohol was good, because the water supply was not so good so it was a kind of killing the germs. The fermentation process is relatively simple organics.

[kcjenner0]

I saw the premier of BEING HUMAN on the SyFy channel. I think I saw a subliminal flash of Magicjack.  I am going to record the next time I watch because the box is connected to a TV that has a built-in VHS Tape Recorder. Sometimes I like old tech better than new tech.

[kcjenner1]

i DO SEE

[lookatmepleasesir]

what worries me is that amongst the crazyness and nonsense I actually see some insightful stuff which I agree with

[xXChrisHATEXx5]

Wow, this guy could get work as a creationist scientist.

[xXChrisHATEXx5]

This guy looks like a penis with ears.

[2006rps]

Really. Excellent. Video! Fuck me that was scary...from 15:58 on you were reading my thoughts!!! Amazing. Experiencing the same things demonstrates to each other how alike we are, that we are essentially the same being and that is the essence of friendship. Lets stretch this with some strange examples:...why do women go to the bathroom together, what set of sensations are they experiencing together (albeit, in seperate bodies)? Sex, great example, but to a more intense degree. Yoga, like u say

[2006rps]

Really. Excellent. Video!

[kingx448]

You are a fool. Start getting philosophical about how full of yourself you are.

[3eneboy]

can any one give me the link to his fith demention vid?? i canit find it nd i wona watch it, btw i thought you were better when you looked like you were on drugs, you were the type of awesome person tht i need to meet :L

[AnonimousKMN]

Cool video

[aft3789]

Shut up fag.

Make another great video, they're awesome. If you're into that kind of thing.

[MrRevolder]

You should shut up, Crossmack. All you can say is bullshit. go get a job or an education before you feel important enough to say something educational on youtube. This is really a waste of time.

[countingdown27]

wow, i need moar acid

[Emejapazco]

1:35

the infinite becomes finite as a result of that...

maths fail

I hate it when idiots try to be philosophists

[ctoma7]

@Emejapazco

Fuck you. I hate it when assholes think they know all there is to know.

[Emejapazco]

Woah haha, Internet hard man.

Look, my comment was at the person who posted the vid, stop flaming.

From my point of view, it looks like the guy in the vid has very little background knowledge in maths, science and structuring arguments. For one, in his description, he has listed his two references as Wikipedia which is NOT a credible reference. There are many other examples but I don't have time space to write them. If you would like to counter my opinion, try to use a more intelligent argument.

[trombone7]

Everything is chemicals. Whoa. Welcome to physical reality. Now where to ? Everything you do is . . .. chemical. That's like saying everything in chess is plastic because that' s what the pieces are made of. What about the nuance of properties emerging from the chemicals ? Maybe everything you do is . . . determined by people who know these nuances ? That's cool. Keep it up. You gotta start somewhere. "Feh. Feh."

[jayx2710]

Agreed... all this guy needs to do is get on stage and he would be awesomely funny (as long as he keeps taking himself this seriously).

Unfortunately I think he is ACTUALLY serious though. So it's not satire. But it would be freaking hilarious if he wasn't for real.

[yougotcarved]

this guy might be satyr in which case clap clap clap clap clap.

if not, you're a fcking retard and i'd love to chat with you about how awfully youve interpreted chemistry.

reiterate though, if this is satyr, LOL

[treborsf]

yes, he might be goat-like from haunches to hooves, but why would that be preferable?

[observationmode]

yeah, this should have been on IanCrossland instead. classic Ian.

[russjcameo]

"you can know without your eyes"

[ShaneGillen]

I know you don't like text comments, I just am not yet going to make a video response but I will. I'm wondering where you've gone to, it's a while since you've made a video man. I watch you here from Ireland.

[GungHoforHostess]

i wish ian crossland would make more videos hummm hummm....

[BigGurlzDoCry]

Hmmmmmmmm...where's Ian?

I miss u man :-)

[judasizm]

it is easy man. everything (pass, present and future) is happenning right now. you just choose to which way. this is posiblity. that's all. think about matrix. is this world real?

[ryeb1]

wow.... your videos always make me think and blow my mind.. I think your videos are my way of getting high, lol.

[greenenthusiast]

hey crossmack, i have those contacts too (cibavision focus weeklies). they work great for me usually for 2-4 weeks, after that i throw them away.

today i was wondering if you took the scent of a pine tree and the scent of an apple tree, would it smell like a pineapple tree.

[Ragzz1234]

it would smell like shittypoo tree

[blc341]

irregardless this is what pot does to the brain

[MikiDMagick]

Shut the fuck up, Dumbass.

[DeanLeonard1]

bic341, "irregardless" is not a word. You mean "regardless."

[blc341]

yah def not a word, i think i meant not withstanding or regardless hes a dumbass

[OneoftheImmortals]

blc341, you used the word correctly. You were right.

[OneoftheImmortals]

DeanLeonard1, "irregardless" is a word.

Look it up!

[DeanLeonard1]

Oneoftheimmortals--I was wrong to say that "there is no such word" as "irregardless." However, look carefully at the definition. Dictionaries *do* include "irregardless"--just as they include words like "ain't." But next to their definitions you will find the term "nonstandard," which means that writers (both amateur and professional) should avoid using them in writing. Please view my accompanying post.

[DeanLeonard1]

Oneoftheimmortals, in Merriam Webster's online dictionary, you will find this comment about "irregardless": "It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead."

[OneoftheImmortals]

DeanLeonard1, you left out the most important part.

Here are the two sentences that appear before your quote:

"The most frequently repeated remark about it is that 'there is no such word.' There is such a word, however."

Thanks for the reply.

[DeanLeonard1]

Please look again, OneoftheImmortals, at the post in which I say, quite clearly, the following: "I was wrong to say that 'there is no such word' as 'irregardless.'" Since I admitted my mistake, what would have been the point of my including the sentence in Merriam Webster before the one that warns against the use of "irregardless"? Yes, it is true: "Irregardelss" is a word, and so is "ain't." But educated people avoid them both in writing--that is the most important point, don't you think?

[OneoftheImmortals]

The point was it is a word. Period.

That's why I put in what you left out. The rest of the definition was superfluous . . . unless you would have directed it at blc341.

[DeanLeonard1]

Well, again, I did already own up to my mistake, and I do apologize (specifically, to blc341) for that mistake. However, I do strongly believe that, in our daily use of the English language, it is crucial to know that we must often look further than the superficial dictionary definitions of words. We must also look at the *nuances* of usage and the fact that some words are "nonstandard." A person using "ain't" or "irregardless" in writing seems at best ignorant, and at worst not too bright.

[OneoftheImmortals]

DeanLeonard1, you're being redundant.

BTW I agree with you.

[dhRzztt]

cyanide is organic

[cultofchrist]

OK this guy worries me. It seems he may be a emotionally disturbed genius

[Ditch2012]

Contacts, yeah - that's why your eyes are puffy.

[raindrophoto]

are u smoking the chemicals? there is a difference ian.

[187beyond]

beautiful ......

[meggs195]

this guy's interesting...and reallllly hott too.

[EllEssYou19]

You must be ugly as fuck then.

[tomtcf76]

Too many chemicals........

[sententiousness]

Dakkster here with my very first sock puppet account.

So you finally blocked me, huh Ian? Edward too apparently. On one hand I'm glad that you finally grew a spine. On the other hand it's now obvious that you know that I'm right about you, that you're ignorant about everything and that you're too lazy to learn anything properly.

You're a no one, Ian. You're not great, never will be. Good luck with the personal bankruptcy. Too bad it won't change you the slightest.

It's been a fun ride.

[androgenik]

crossmack, did you read "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins?

I also recommend "I Am a Strange Loop" by Douglas Hofstadter

[sententiousness]

He doesn't read books. He doesn't see the point.

[walker3216]

why dont you edit ur shit down cross?

[walker3216]

everything is organic stuff....everything is made of chemicals

[PlasmaDude47]

It all comes down to one's perception doesn't it Ian.

[Every1DeservesIt]

If you eat silver you'll turn blue.

[willywonka091]

19:35 - 19:38 hahahah i liked this video!

[mouseboy22]

take a chem class and stop making up bullshit

[Boudiicca]

please don't tell people that you shouldnt drink water without food. I live in one of the hottest areas of Australia, and if we only drank water when we ate, we'd be dead!

[vintagous]

Where in Australia are you? I'm in Wa, luckily it isn't too bad, but today was rather humid. Glad I'm not in Victoria or Adelaide though.

[Boudiicca]

Brisbane :) Not as hot as VIC and SA have been recently...but still way too humid here...

[jvforever72]

chemicals are simply a physical aspect , a tool for these manipulations , i think we need to look deeper for what is controlling these chemicals and why they have these effects .

[jvforever72]

i think it's already pre destined , but the idea of finity is a self limiting mode of thinking , only because i don't feel that we can inherently generate thought but merely act as conduits to it .

wherever these thoughts derive from , or whoever they emanate from are sort of overloads of our emotions , thoughts and feelings .....

[Every1DeservesIt]

This reminds me of a few years ago when I used to think we should just recycle gasoline. Why not? All the stuff that made the gasoline is still there after it's burned, so why couldn't it just go through a few gizmos and go back into the tank as gas. I was a GENIUS! And, even younger, I discovered the secret to immortality was just making sure you didn't let your life line get tangled up as it came out behind you. Then you could reel it up nice and neatly and reuse it. Quite a prodigy was I!

[hepdot]

the secret to immortality is that by our very nature you are immortal. :)

[Every1DeservesIt]

Well, yeah, but science was very primitive back when I was six.

[cynterslave]

I followed the whole train of thought

[OneoftheImmortals]

cynterslave, for doing that you just won a gold star and a year's supply of Lithium with a Lexapro chaser.

[Every1DeservesIt]

Nice plate.

[OneoftheImmortals]

A more enlightened Ian 25 years from now:

youtube. com/watch?v=lXFTG893daM

[artsyael]

FUCKING PHOSPHORUS!! lol. I love it. It suks that all of these people have suck negative things to say, just based upon their comments we can see the amount of intelligence, and perspective they lack. Keep up the good work man. Are you into existentialism at all?

[OneoftheImmortals]

artsyael, Ian thinks it's called it "Exitentianism" and added it is called exitentianism because it is derived from the word exit.

Ian probably was supposed to buy the book "No Exit" as required reading for a course he slept through.

Somebody please tell me how this guy ever graduated from any school.

[emwharton]

"...I wasn't using my body, I was existentially communicating these ideas.

Existential.

Like exit.

Like it's exiting the stencilled portrait of reality.

Exit stencil..." -Ian Crossland BRACE YOURSELF (8-1-2008) /watch?v=lKTBdY2mH2w

[OneoftheImmortals]

Edward, leave it to you. I knew you would come through after my post. You never disappoint.

I just watched it again up until . . . "Exit stencil."

Wow, that was a year ago. Same old, same old.

[Boudiicca]

We're providing Ian with some constructive criticism (well most of us). Most theorists like people questioning their work as it opens up a debate on the subject. Ian never replies or opens up a debate...I'm just trying to get him to talk to his audience....

[thedakkster]

Basically, your knowledge level of chemistry is equal to what my school taught (well, the few correct parts you actually get) me when I was 13 years old. As usual you just fill in the rest. Remember what you said last week?

"I am a big poser. With a lot of stuff I am a big poser. You know? Like, I act like I know about it but I don't really know about it."

-Ian Crossland on BlogTV Live Chat (21-1-2009)

[thedakkster]

"I like water, but not too much, because hydrogen can overdo you."

Hello! Missed that one too.

Ian, I would like to see you present proof of this claim. Actual proof through scientific method.

When are you going to learn to not make dumbass statements like that?

[valimar77]

The glamdaddy video, "I killed a man today" has so much more potential as a topic for your video dissertations. I hope you'll consider it in the future

[thedakkster]

The truth is that you can't cope with the world, but you like the idea of science. However, since you're so damn lazy and can't be bothered to actually learn how things like basic physics, math or chemistry work, you plug in the holes with your own imagination 95% of the time.

You've talked so much about math the last 1.5 years, but you've never once showed us one single calculus formula or even a simple equation. Do you even know what pi is?

[thedakkster]

"Chemistic"?

"Ceramic is probably a chemical, some sort of carbonized chemical."

You really don't have any clue whatsoever what you're talking about. It's just fancy words flowing out of you, meaning nothing.

Why do you lean so much on science when you know that the only thing you're doing is NOT learning about it properly and then despite not having that basic foundation, you still try to explain stuff with it?

[OneoftheImmortals]

Let's not forget, "Laboratorally."

Ian uses the word(?) at 14:15.

[thedakkster]

What the fuck is he talking about when he says "carbonized"? What is he trying to say?

[thedakkster]

I must've tuned out yesterday by the end of your video, but now I really listened to your extreme bullshit about food and I really don't know what to say. Not to be rude, but you know what I've been saying a lot... how I've been wondering how you cope and function in real life with the way your fucked up brain works? Well, let's just say that it's no surprise that you're thinking about declaring yourself bankrupt. How did you get so fucked up? It's perplexing...

[OneoftheImmortals]

Another good waiter would have simply gone to 10 better restaurants that day seeking employment.

Of course a good waiter would have shaved , washed and groomed first to make a good impression.

[OneoftheImmortals]

Feh!

[OneoftheImmortals]

Feh, not to be mixed up with "Fe," the Periodic Table's abbreviation for the Latin word for Iron, "Ferrum."

"Feh," Yiddish derogatory retort after listening to, or being offered, garbage. The people who originated this word and their ancestors were never Arabs though they do know the word "Alcohol."

[OneoftheImmortals]

Note:

Ian believes knowing a word derived from another people's language makes him a descendant of those people.

According to Ian's logic, being able to use the abbreviation for the Latin word "Ferrum" meaning "Iron" and associating it with " Pig Iron" would make Ian a descendant of Pig Latins. It would also mean Ian is a Latin pig.

[AOEGuy]

hmmm, i really like the thoughts on alcohol and making friends...

[emwharton]

Really, vowel-guy? I think anyone who thinks friendship is as simple as magnetism and alcohol probably isn't doing it right.

[AOEGuy]

oh i so sorrys sir, i no likey the concept now.

[jcrist]

you look like Henrik Zetterberg.

[Valthecatlover]

The pink cup has evolved and stepped into a new dimension! It is no longer pink. but white with green and blue stripes!

[secretSociety40]

awesome video!

very interesting stuff. *subscribes*

how do you know all of this interesting chemistry stuff?

[thedakkster]

he doesn't know anything substantial about chemistry. it's all bullshit that he makes up on the fly.

[emwharton]

Halfway through he admits he doesn't even know what a chemical is! (Is it atoms or molecules or magnetism? DOH!) Then it becomes abundantly clear that he doesn't know anything about friendship either.

It is astonishing to me how he can be so proud of himself at the end of this video! He is like an infant who is delighted by every stinky poopy he makes, and can't understand why mommy keeps flushing them down the toilet.

[yetdeeplyinept]

Congratulations! You took a step below Ian by judging him. He's not a scientist, but he's articulate and observant. When it comes to theory, he's very interesting.

[Boudiicca]

I agree...always enjoyed his videos...yet I have a problem with the fact that he gets his info from wikipedia...those who seek knowledge will do whatever it takes....even going to a library :0

[thedakkster]

We've been judging him since day five or something like that. He's articulate in the way that he invents new words and doesn't understand the meaning of a lot of the ones that really exist. He's observant in the way that he sees something, then warps it to fit his screwed up view of the world. When it comes to theory, he's downright horrible.

[yetdeeplyinept]

I'm so glad to see that you're so confident. When I say theory, I mean in a poetic sense. This is why I clearly ruled out science as his forte. His message usually has nothing to do with science. However, I do agree that the videos that are about science deserve to be ridiculed.

[ellsworth78]

Mustard people

[drschnaggels]

I think alcohol has a binding effect because it numbs all the other processes that have more "unbinding" effects. McDonald's indeed unites humanity -in obesity.

[Boudiicca]

oh thats good...maybe i'll write something like that when I edit wikipedia :p

[Boudiicca]

nevermind...my edit was removed as it wasn't relelvant...I'll see if I can come up with something that sounds relevant, but isn't next time :p

[thedakkster]

Your edit is still viewable by checking the revision history for "chemical compound" though :) I enjoyed it :)

[Boudiicca]

ok, I've tried twice to write a comment now, and its disappeared into the ether. If this pops up 3 times...please excuse me.

The last two posts had a link - might be why they aren't showing up. Look up "chemical compound' on wikipedia...i've been editing. Ian, I hope you check it out and aren't offended...just wanted to prove that you shouldn't believe everything you see and hear :P

[D4Shawn]

There are exactly 7,842,894,637,421 possibilities.

[Boudiicca]

I'd love to see the equations you use :p

[D4Shawn]

You wouldn't understand them. The only reason I do is because I'm the 4th smartest person in the universe.

[Boudiicca]

ok...let me tell you a story Ian. I once had a dream that my boyfriend died - the scenery in my dream was vivid and I drew it afterwards. Three weeks later I walked into this "scenery" whilst awake - recognised that i had dreamt it and I believe I stopped a tradgedy from occuring. No one have ever doubted that I'm telling the truth because of the pictures i drew. Explain it for me with chemicals, and modern science?? good luck!

[Pawsz]

<3 u

[Boudiicca]

If you really want to take a trip down the rabbit hole....pm me...I have a bottle labelled "drink me" with your name on it :)

[Boudiicca]

I have to say Ian...I'm kinda disappointed. Your earlier videos were much better and I think you were more on track back then. You cannot study the human psyche with modern scientific methods. You will have to find a new way. Chemicals, schmemicals....I could pose a million questions to you that you would not be able to explain away with some silly banter about chemicals (referenced from wikipedia too :0). C'mon...I can see you are a thinker...but you need to think 'outside the box'.

[thedakkster]

When you say "earlier videos", which ones are you referring to? I'm just curious. Everyone says this, but it's all relative to when they started watching. I've been watching Ian since about September 2006 and he's been fucked up since October that year from my perspective.

[Boudiicca]

ok...I'm talking about vids from the beginning..so probably 2006.He may have still seemed like a "loony" back then (although i liked that)...but his theories on a 'collective unconscious' were more interesting than this banter about chemicals.Jung almost sent himself nuts studying the notion of the colllective unconscious..so it doesn't surprise me that Ian's driving himself over the edge either.I study this too - and was just disappointed that Ian has turned to modern science (or trying to :p).

[czarwright]

the fucking balance is in the ebb and flow of existence. Ride the waves out Bro.

Enjoyed

Peace

[Boudiicca]

sorry dude...I usually like your videos, but I lost interest when I looked at the info box and you had referenced things from Wikipedia. Wikipedia?? Are you kidding...I could go and edit it now if I wanted to and write any old shit I wanted to. Choose your references more carefully...open your mind!!!!!

[thedakkster]

wikipedia is better than books according to ian :)

[thedakkster]

For crying out loud! We CAN NOT change the chemical structure in our bodies through sheer thought. You're still spouting that 'What the bleep do we know' bullshit.

Matt, this is obviously a video by a genius, isn't it? Lots of correct facts and logical correlations, right? Huh? What's that, you say? You don't think he's a genius anymore? Naaaaaaw, what a shame! This video proves that he's on the level of Einstein, since he can clearly understand even the most basic concepts of chemistry... NOT!

[minomeshank]

what's fantasising?

pwned again

[HerbsareLife]

I think we can. :(

[thedakkster]

Hey Ian! Since you seem keen on chemistry... could you, without looking at wikipedia or something like that, explain how something basic like valence electrons work?

If you can't explain something as basic as that on the fly without checking any reference materials, then you really don't know shit about chemistry and if that's the case, then I suggest you get yourself a book that pedagogically explains it to you.

This is just more of your usual ignorant rambling.

[D4Shawn]

Can you explain how the 7th dimension interfaces with the astral plane? Can you explain how string theory explains telekinesis? Can you explain how gravity waves make levitation possible if you meditate hard enough?

I didn't think so.

[thedakkster]

No one can. You comparing that kind of pseudoscience to basic chemistry is a hoot though.

[thedakkster]

Aaaaaand of course you talk about how the human metabolic system "works", when it's obvious that you don't have a clue at all. Why, Ian? When are you going to learn that you making things up as you go along doesn't make them so?

[persephonesunset]

he always makes me wish i had better documented the time before i had kids and could think and be self absorbed about the mysteries of the universe...i would laugh at it now...

[minomeshank]

alcohol rules!

& katz20two is a cunt

[thedakkster]

No, Cunty3000 is the cunt. A cunt who's also a domestic abuser.

[minomeshank]

lol, I remember when you said people who refer to themselves as I were narcissists.

yes... you are a moron.

try making some vlogs faggot.

now go back to blowing christian.

pwned

HAAAAAARD!

[minomeshank]

you're right about one thing tho.

cunty3000 is a cunt.

[RONDOC68]

Don't believe all that soap opera crap.

[wotusayonline]

IMHO Ian...you are a cool person...just a bit..."crazy"...for lack of a better word. The "chemicals" don't help either eh?

;-)

[FreeBander]

Take a look at Chemtrails here on YouTube and see how good those chemicals are for us.I'm sure you will agree its not to great.

[drew2OOO]

it's like that song--the chemicals between us

[wotusayonline]

Funnily...I think you are probably a brlliant actor. You would have been a brilliant scientist or philosopher too if you had only chosen that path. You still can actually.

[thedakkster]

He has knowledge holes to fill that equates to him going through a lot of school from about the age of 13. It would take A LOT of time for him to plug all of those holes.

[wotusayonline]

That is why you seem disturbed at times. Its like you read/watch/hear stuff...then you just "preach"...without a true understanding yourself. Then it's just like a bunch of words coming out of your mouth.

[cragus2004]

Chemicals dude.....

[wotusayonline]

You also like to "share" knowledge. Its better to do that when the information is actually "correct". You can come up with your own hypothesis also but that should be based on "factual" information.

[wotusayonline]

You ever think about "studying" more? Maybe another degree...grad school? You like "knowledge". Why not take the time and "study" things so you are better imformed.

[Boudiicca]

I agree...back to school for Ian

no negativity intended....