Snakes On A Plane TV Edit Fail

[rookiecards24seven]

so the plane doesnt fly on weekends?

[dramateen01]

Man I would be scared of snakes if theyr could fight monkeys.

[rKo2blo0dxl8]

fail ?? this was pure gold. hilarious.

[idklolcats]

@DjPrimusBeep I dieser Affe - kämpfende Schlangen an diesem Montag bis Freitag Flugzeug müde!

[MegaGrimReaper13]

Why not just bleep it like a normal TV censor?

[GaaGerzGuitar]

Reminds me of Harry Potter in swedish.. Mother of god O.O

[narutails]

Chick next to him "... But it's Saturday."

[MrBurgundy76]

more like tv edit WIN

[ChillyBoom]

Im on my android and i hate auto correct

[ChillyBoom]

@DjPrimusBeep he said important tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday thur Friday plane

[DjPrimusBeep]

whaaaaaaat can someone tell me what hes sayin? cus im german

[Source735]

I'VE HAD IT MONKEYFIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!

[EntitySteel]

I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME *free* kin WINDOWS

[Aylingater77]

Monday to Friday plane? ... I suppose it has weekends off... makes sense.

[ShuckleShellAnemia]

This is not a failure, this is a vast improvement =3

[Kryptnyt]

Edit WIN. This version is hilarious.

[Crystasorrow]

honestly...Samuel L Jackson sounds better just saying fuck lmao...

[Crystasorrow]

LMFAO WTF?! XD

[ShutUpFoolStudios]

Lol, I one my TV its "MIckey Fickey"

[acer3573]

I would love to see monkey-fighting snakes. Sounds badass.

[ComfortableLate]

Monkeyfighting snakes on a monday-to-friday plane. I am terrified.

[SammieSunshine288]

Monkey-fried snakes on this money to fly plane?

[JinxDraven]

And THAT is why I use netflix!

[kotaro07]

This is why I always fly saturdays and sundays.

[Deere55]

EVERYBODY STRAP IN! I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME freakin WINDOWS...

[RSwizard101vids]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE EVERYBODY STRAP IN I'M ABOUT TO OPEN SOME WINDOW

[DocOcMusic]

press 5 and 6 for ultimate fun

[DrPwN131]

Lol, that was horrible editing at the end.

[BrockTheBrick]

Why couldn't they have just bleeped it out?!?

[GhoulishMan]

press 9 for badass

[rstryker27]

I know that they're options were limited but damn. That was mother fucking terrible.

[MetroidJunkie2007]

When he said freakin, it doesn't even sound like him. lol fail.

[canuckz]

those are some racist snakes man

[TheKenpachi32]

Wtf this made no sense... I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this moneyed friday plane?

[CraigPhilipMyBeer]

That's the worst but most hilarious tv censoring I've ever heard!

[FadedColoRzZ]

IVE HAD IT, WITH THESE MONEYFINDING SNAKES ON THIS MONEYSPENDING PLANE!

[Mctavish121]

@FadedColoRzZ  monkey fighting* monday to friday*

[FadedColoRzZ]

@Mctavish121 Obviously dude.. way to kill a jokee I was making that up.. -_-

[carleyb81]

really... that's FUCKED!

[jpusar]

Edit WIN!

[MrAmazingLady]

New ring tone.

[RTRVII]

THIS REALLY IS BETTER!!

[kokoinmars]

That's a win you monkey-fucker

[Runie0FLFS]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THEESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE

[kevslf1]

@Runie0FLFS thanks for the subtitles :)

[skillcosby88]

@Runie0FLFS i'm glad you made this comment for our deaf viewers

[Grandy12]

@skillcosby88 I'm glad he wrote it because I couldn't understand what was being said. >_>

[TheACIDDEATHMONKEY]

dghsdgfhsdghs

[TheJampad]

I liked this video, but only in the sense that it proves American sensorship is off the scale (in a bad way).

[ojideagu]

America has terrible censorship laws compared to the UK and most of Europe.

[gosple2]

so what? enjoy the humor.

[Tarbtano]

ok, who else here backed it up to make sure you heard right the first time?

[UggaWaggaProductions]

Im tired, of these MOTHERFUCKING DISLIKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING VIDEO....

[nelsonr12]

I grow tired of these slithering reptiles on the darn plane

[a1b26600]

i find this hard to mr hate to

[MISANTHROPY647]

ENGLISH, MONKEY FIGHTER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!?!?!

[xxDaNextBallaxx]

@MISANTHROPY647 LMFAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[zionravescene]

@MISANTHROPY647 what?

[MISANTHROPY647]

@MISANTHROPY647 It's another famous line of his from Pulp Fiction. lol

[BladeStrike]

@MISANTHROPY647 That made me laugh hard...thank you so much.

[Gforcebond]

i disliked the video but added it to favorites

[lurchipoo]

This is why I fly on the weekends

[CrazyVideoGamer815]

Can't be worse than "Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said 'dead (African American) Storage'? DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN ON THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAID 'DEAD (AFRICAN AMERICAN STORAGE)? You know why you didn't see that sign? Cuz storing dead (African Americans) ain't none of my (Fruity toot tooin') business

[janaethecool]

I like how after all those "MOTHERFUCKS" he says "Freaking"

[Seviperify]

FAIL!!!

[Ralrykam]

That's not a fail, that's a win

[ExoSteampunk]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[KrfNYC2]

Just awful.

[weezerkerm2]

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH IVE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKNIG EDITING ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING TV...EVERYBODY STRAP IN..im about to buy the fucking DvD..

[time502]

@weezerkerm2 ha hilarious

[Fyrbane]

Hold 6 for derp face.

[StrongoneHi]

press 4 then before he says the famous line press 8

[blahblah639]

@StrongoneHi lol

[mrdaniwin]

fail? its a freakin win!

[TheRunningComedian]

I bet Samuel L Jackson hated this movie too.

[darkshade4001]

wheres the planet of the apes when you need it

[mrwhatever213]

@darkshade4001 Where is snow monkeys who are Neanderthal like your ancestors bitch. now drop dead racist.

[ChAOtiCaDaM]

I'm tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this money-de-fiding plane!

[BlankNoFriends]

man i love to fight monkeys monday through friday

[Kis4Kosher]

terrible video

[torin312]

hahahaha

[she2fine98]

That Wasn't A Fail .. Dude That Was A Win ! A Super Win !

[TheDarthRaiders]

i love monkeys Monday thru Friday..

[Speirs248]

seriously, someone who has never seen the real version would probably fall for it

[GunterJPN]

calling this amazing line a fail = FAIL

[ZzDreamGoat77]

OHHHHH I get it......monkeys fight snakes from Monday to Friday on a plane..

I learned something today... thank you Samuel ^0^

[JosueWrathall]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!!!!!!!

[hijustin65]

"we're about to open some freaking windows"

*puts gun away*

"but not with this, it's dangerous"

[killerzebra75]

@hijustin65 *trollface*

[ChildIncomplete]

@hijustin65 were about to open some freaking windows" why did someone fart? lol

[ammuine]

THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA!

[iheartnes]

Somebody needs to make a T-shirt out of this.

[megaman1234116]

Maybe if they had a weekend service there wouldn't be as many snakes.

[kalbahamut]

How is this a failure? They made one of the most epic lines in movie history even more memorable.

[Zman14888]

He pulls out his gun to make a point, but puts it away again 3 seconds later

[RebornRevolution]

monday to friday?....it's FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY :D

[HardRock2Day]

and on Hancock instead of Asshole it's Psycho even though you can clearly see they say asshole ! :)

[MrSTK28]

Thats why monkeys fly on weekends

[danherbert96]

@MrSTK28 Were you just checking the your copy and paste function still worked? you copied that comment word for word you thumbs up whore.

[larry52333]

And thus, Youtube Poop was born...

[DeadByDawnVids2]

Monkey fighting snakes *sigh*

[threewing]

Where's my purple lightsaber when I need it. I never fly United Airlines AGAIN!

[Desh681]

I bet it was Solid Snake, dam old mofo always going beating up monkeys on weekdays...

[rweqqwer]

damn those monkey fightin snakes on that monday to friday plane

[TheYutubeCenaMan56]

The airport should really have weekend flights. That way they would be making much more money.

[lasteve99]

is he trollin?

or just stupid?

[mp3holder94]

Lol Was that Real??

[tri400]

they should release the TV version on DVD too, so everyone can enjoy

[HanyouGoddess]

if you keep pressing 4 it sounds like a goofy laugh

[blitzkreig40]

LMAO!

[sagen888]

where can you download this sound clip?

[NDfan369]

@sagen888 Keepvid. com or Video2mp3. net

[Pugslee3]

First snakes and now fighting monkeys Samuel L Jackson must be having a really shitty day!

[OhHeyACookie]

PLANE Y U NO FLY ON SATURDAY OR SUNDAY? (yಠ,ಠ)y

[jasenrooks2001]

@OhHeyACookie ಠ_____________________ಠ

[Pugslee3]

TV editing always sounds so gay!!!!!!!

[TXIIILightAgent1994]

Monkeys on Board!!

[ChibiMikuHatsune]

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!

[pubeinator69]

@ChibiMikuHatsune we all heard what he said you fucking dumbass. no need to repeat it.

[ChibiMikuHatsune]

I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU HEARD IT OR NOT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

[DragonJTS]

8 people fight monkeys on the weekend.

[massmurder7]

i have had it with these monday to friday planes who wants to vacation on a wednesday

[SAVXD]

memebase

[DominicanG]

This is Epic win!

[zaper002]

Press 5 and 6 repeatdly for headbanging Samuel L Jackson

[Rafu23]

@zaper002 haha, love it! "mo'zz mo'zz mo'zz mo'zz mo'zz"

[Rodmantis]

i thought he said "money defried plane"

[Vincepat417]

XDD

[moetocool]

Monkey Fighting Snakes on this Monday to Friday Plane!

[vinaloi41]

I think this dubb made that scene a hundreded times better... what is cooler than a monkey fighting snake... I mean really...

[iloverocklee4ever]

@vinaloi41 Amother fuckin snake is better duuuh :D

[macbeasty]

@vinaloi41

the only thing better than a snake that fights monkeys is a snake that fucks mothers...oh wait.

[MrRussianterror]

@vinaloi41 A CAT FIGHTING ROACH?

[AmyasFarsight]

It's a fail because there are snakes on the plane and dude in blue/white shirt is freaking sleeping through it!

[KNDRULES01]

How is this a fail? WTF?!

[ThEP1r4tE]

@KNDRULES01 He was supposed to say "motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane". But they tried to censor it...

[XRawrXFearXMeX1]

@KNDRULES01 He originally said "mother fucking snakes" but they censored it to "monkey fightin' snakes..."

[XRawrXFearXMeX1]

@KNDRULES01 He orginally said "mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane" but they censored it to "monkey fightin' snakes on this monday to friday plane!" . _.

[mimikawaii7386]

the fuck is that supposed to mean? XD

[TechSmack]

subtle

[TheDylandProductions]

I think that this is a Win! It's hard te replace words in a movie, and almost perfectly lip-sync it!

[lakersownsuns]

when he said "friggin windows"

im sure he meant "flamingo february flapping windows"

[DukeLeto1994]

I have yet to see those snakes fight monkeys.

[Isaymoo27]

@DukeLeto1994 I'm waiting for that as well...

[lovinyellow88]

They shoulda just did what they do on cable TV. Make the pause hardly noticeable.

[numba1pimpcess]

they could've just bleeped it out if they were gunna' censor it.

what is this fuckery?

[TheIm2BiZ11]

[facepalm]

[80stvguy]

freeze! movie poster right there! lol

[XdeathXknightX1992]

id shit myself if i could see a monkey fighting snake on a monday to friday plane ... and then they would have to open some freaking windows cause it would smell like shit up in there

[geeslim]

but i like flying on sundays :(

[roosadketsidonarmsad]

They missed the best part of the movie :L !

[Boynky]

The blue thing in the corner says Monday when Jackson does!

Coincidence?

[GPizzle666]

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING DUBS ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING REMAKES

[jokica432]

does the plane have enough gas for monday to friday

[lucariolord12]

@jokica432 economy is so bad that plane only has gas for 5 days,

[jasenrooks2001]

im tired of these dumbass ulgy haters on these stupid fucking earth everybody strap in we about about to open a fucking hell

[hod05]

yeh yeh clear the fucking snakes from the motherfucking cockpit nigga

[beloslav]

everybody strap-on?

[MrMadtadsmith]

Someone's been eating Brock's jelly-filled donuts.

[TheToxicwildhog]

antone notice that when he says 'monday' it says it at the bottom corner at the same time?

[1ohcomeon1]

omg that was embarrassing

[Busher50]

feaking windows? Fucking windows!

[FanzReviews]

Hahaha this is making me laugh endlessly.

[DalekHunter1994]

Real but gay

[edcouchfirefiter]

im crying

[billythesquidd11]

"freakin"doesnt even sound like Samuel L jackson

[CHR1SwasHERE]

rofl

[Hazardous95]

im suprised how well the mouth went with the words

[Tauri1980]

@Hazardous95

thats becuse they did two takes one for the movie "unrated" and one for TV edit

[GuruMarv]

@Tauri1980 it was one take, they just edited the sound really well. they used words which fit the mouth movement but don't necessarily make sense.

[Tauri1980]

@GuruMarv

While re-shoots normally imply problems with a film, the producers opted to add new scenes to the film to change the PG-13 rating to R and bring it in line with growing fan expectations.

wikipedia

[WhiteaaaasauR]

'bout to open so freakin' windows.

[Crazy4naruto1]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA­HAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAH LOL LMAO WTFFF xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[MadAnimation]

MONKEYFLYING SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[goonsdoom]

0:08 look at the mans eyes very close