@Ghyst05 Sorry, it's more like 0:19...look at the movements Pat makes, you can see them on that screen to. It's like a live feed from the camera or something
I have only seen that movie once and it was a few years ago. I've only seen the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind once but that was only a few months ago. And I've never seen borat.
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the reverse happens to you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious shit here*. XXX views and thousands of likes!? Press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and thumbs up. I'm thankful that porno doesn’t have ads. I pee in the side of the bowl to make lessnoise! I find this video difficult to masturbate to. Did he died?!
I have an idea, guys! Let's all quote the video we watched, followed by something like "LOL" or "LMFAO" or "HAHAHA!" That way, we can tell all of the people watching this video (who MUST be drooling idiots) what was funny about it! That way, they won't have to think!
i droped dead at streeter in the end :D
sladunkaAa 2 days ago
Wait, are they misquoting?
KeEnAn217 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
@KeEnAn217 yes. its lame.
mussonman 1 week ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
are-a you from u.s. and a.?
StuziCamis 1 week ago
Misquoting stuff is one of my biggest pet peeves and people I know do it ALL the time.
swimteamizzle1114 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
0:18 look at the screen in the background
enemY1990 2 weeks ago
@enemY1990 What's yur point?
Ghyst05 3 days ago
@Ghyst05 Sorry, it's more like 0:19...look at the movements Pat makes, you can see them on that screen to. It's like a live feed from the camera or something
enemY1990 3 days ago
@enemY1990 I'm pretty sure that's actually just the reflection of him from across the room.
Ghyst05 2 days ago
@Ghyst05 youre propably right but its a perfect perspective lol
enemY1990 2 days ago
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iKickComputers 2 weeks ago
the funny thing about the top comment is that it has 69 likes
WhiteboyFTW7thst 3 weeks ago
like a mitten!
HistoryWarper93 4 weeks ago
I don't normally comment this sort of stuff but this one made me laugh (personally
keep pressing '3'
dagenhamsTP 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
borat is so ace
WhiteboyFTW7thst 1 month ago
i haven't seen Ace Ventura so i didn't get any of the references :(
camogirl141 1 month ago
@camogirl141 may god have mercy on your soul.
ceiberw0lf 4 weeks ago
@ceiberw0lf if that was a reference i didn't get it.
camogirl141 4 weeks ago
@camogirl141 No he was saying he pitys you for being so deprived.
IceMaverickCold 3 weeks ago
Anyone else just noticed that Ace Ventura is almost exclusively only on TBS
ThisIsDjYigytugd 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
I love Borat!
kkuczak0001 1 month ago
@level200main what's ur problem
amanguy2010 1 month ago
I have only seen that movie once and it was a few years ago. I've only seen the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind once but that was only a few months ago. And I've never seen borat.
blueeyesaf 1 month ago
Lol the guy at 0:33 says "spoken" but I think it was supposed to be "Smokinn" from The Mask. Hahahaha.
KatherinaW 1 month ago
@KatherinaW very good, that's how it was intended
mancunianhardcore 1 month ago
dan has nice eyelashes o_o
elmirarara 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
FUCKING SAME ADD OVER AND OVER
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
treasend 1 month ago
LEW ZEW, HEW ZEW !
saulomelo22 1 month ago 2
ive never seen ace vetura but after watching this, i feel like i know all the jokes
ThisMissLovesYou 2 months ago
I feel like I'm watching a home film from the 90's xDD
69BrittanyJoy 2 months ago
Dan's was the best ^_^
WeAreAirborne 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
They should have started with borat lo.
smally809 2 months ago
@fu1251
Wanna know what's funnier than 24?
25.
Capshot18 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 5
@Capshot18 LOL spongebob :D
TidmanJ 2 months ago
@Capshot18 SPONGEBOB!<3
Lenanator09 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@Capshot18 he said better and no 26 is
BAMFxXxproductions 2 months ago
You know what's better than the number 23? ...Twenty-four.
fu1251 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
i haven't seen either of these movies.....
pinkjaguar12 3 months ago
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i haven't seen this movie.....
pinkjaguar12 3 months ago
This is fucking funny.
Muzikman127 3 months ago
when amir said "somebody make me stop!" it sounded just like when in the one jake and amir video he said "somebody sauce me!"
kountPHERLOCKula 3 months ago
Lol is it wrong that find Dan and Pat attractive?
NerdsrSexie 3 months ago
"Meet me in Montauk" Nice...
Egofever 3 months ago
Best...Office...EVER!!!!!!!!!
faakid 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
hold 3
joed653 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Hahaha XDXD wowww this pissed me off just as much as the other guy was being pissed off...
1CMLover 3 months ago
OMG! collegehumor Please make a BORAT!! Episode I will love you guys with all my my Liyaf, Booyashakaya :D
1990banks 3 months ago
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1990banks 3 months ago
LOL they cut the vid before Streeter make fapping sound
ok2431 3 months ago
my liyaf
booyakashya!
emzluvsyaall 4 months ago
boyashakaya !
scratchpro88 4 months ago 96
@scratchpro88 Thanks, it's not as if we didn't all just watch this video.
KingAdonisDNA 3 weeks ago
NUMBER 23!
Sirlancelot555 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
hahaha pat and streeter at the end is the best part.
SupGirlie1000 4 months ago
People actually fucked up Borat quotes ALL the time though.
silantbill 4 months ago
why did i get a 12 minute long ad...
guypoopeable 4 months ago
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@guypoopeable Why didn't your mother abort you?
silantbill 4 months ago
a THUR NUMBUUURRR TWENTY THREEE ;3
Pr0LegendsAAJ 4 months ago
a THUR NUMBUUURRR TWENTY THREEE ;D
Pr0LegendsAAJ 4 months ago
Lol amir had the best impression, but dan made me laugh like crazy
TwoStupidGirlsYT 4 months ago
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SHOW ME WHERE THE MONEY IS!
ShadowGamr95 4 months ago
booyashakaya
damnkomicer 4 months ago 3
Old school
KingTekins 4 months ago
terminator:
I'll return
come with me if you want to be alive
llVIU 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
like a mitten!
salasboy9 4 months ago
why is jake the voice of reason
StudioJunction01 5 months ago
yay!! this was posted on my birthday!!
PeaceLoveChocolate12 5 months ago
yay me likey the Ali G reference at the end.
nunny0206 5 months ago 2
I LOVE WHEN DAN SAY 'the number twenty three' AND WHEN STREETER AND PAT SAY 'my life' 'booyashakaya'
amanguy2010 5 months ago 55
@amanguy2010 Fuck u
level200main 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@amanguy2010 cool story bro
WhiteboyFTW7thst 2 weeks ago
@amanguy2010 cool story bro
cccs07 2 weeks ago
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SHOW ME WHERE THE MONEY IS!
Fulton95LOL 5 months ago
I LOVE ACE!!!!!! The second one
mrsoctagoneapus 5 months ago
shikaka...
shi...shkebab
CHICAAAGO!
UR OUT!!
MrDudledudle 5 months ago 2
hahahahaha booyashakaya actually made me laugh out loud!!! ahhahahahahahahahahahha
Cpapa18 5 months ago
Laces IN!!!!
evev146 5 months ago
Why does this only have one reaction? EVERYONE SHOULD REACT. RIGHT NOW.
WeAreAirborne 5 months ago
that miracle whip add where it adds that "or divorce" part at the end is not funny.
BurningDownNeverland 5 months ago
Three things.... W... T... F...
PhychoHam 5 months ago
is this funnier if you've seen ace ventura
smallmak5 5 months ago
@smallmak5 You wouldn't get it if you haven't seen Ace Ventura.
ozodeo 5 months ago
@smallmak5
YES IT IS!
u haven't seen it?!?!
MrDudledudle 5 months ago
i totally started saying like a mitten every day after i watched this
graff069 5 months ago
like a gluv!
BbLlAaCcKkRrIiVvEeRr 5 months ago
OMG, I don't know why but this made me laugh really really hard and its definately not the best video I've watched tonight.
lettertree11 5 months ago
lmao @ somebody make me stop lol.
senshi85 5 months ago
0:50... nuuf said
EvilCucumbers17 5 months ago
My parents fuck up quotes soooo bad, and they dont even attempt to make the accent right. I correct them, every, fucking, time.
MrDoomdredd 5 months ago
LLLEEEEEEEEEEWHEEWW,ZOOOOHEWWWW
Greendaycheese 5 months ago
hoooooooozooooooooooooooooolouuuuuuuuuuuuuzuuuuuuuuuuuuu
toothmoose007 5 months ago
eternal sunshine <3
ctelvr 5 months ago
i watch this too much im forgetting the actual quotes LoL
AznTurtle21 5 months ago 4
@justmylck666, that's the point
MafiasChiIdren 5 months ago
jeez those movie quotations were so off, i think it made my ears bleed!
JstMyLck666 6 months ago
who else knew how to say every line the right way!!!!
lynwood99000 6 months ago
@lynwood99000 lol i didn;t i wanted to know the right ones to some of them like loohoo zooowoo or whaterver it was lol.
senshi85 5 months ago
@senshi85 haha idk how to right it
lynwood99000 5 months ago
@senshi85 itz lehoooo saherrrrr
lynwood99000 5 months ago
Godddamit, I love old collegehumor videos!
limegreendonkey77 6 months ago
LOOL ace ventura:pet detective,I remember watching that...its funny, almost all the movie references that they make I know...
mrspunkaay 6 months ago
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"Show me where the money is"!! LOL
OmarOrnelas1195 6 months ago
Haha I think Jakes Impression was the best!
al3k96 6 months ago
Haha streeter
Ojdaweedmane 6 months ago
Now I need to find all the actual quotes...
TheBoxWorshipper 6 months ago 3
Aaaalrighty theen
OperaGhostObsession 6 months ago
5 then 7
DANEIBable 6 months ago
If you're going to imitate two movies just imitate one.
If you're going to imitate two movies just imitate one.
bittersweetsymfny 6 months ago 3
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sloppyjoe549 6 months ago
They didn't have that thing at the end that goes "Hooo"
carlsm95 6 months ago 2
meh...
r0d014 6 months ago
Who doesn't love Ace Ventura? is like one of the best movies ever!
MrDiegosxe 6 months ago 54
@MrDiegosxe i dont like Jim Carrey :P
KENJI92799 6 months ago
Of course Amir is the mask.
skullythebloger 6 months ago
0:33 SOMEOEN MAKE ME A SANDWICH
marcalrafael10 6 months ago
sound like she said, "stark his tuna." LOL
AznTurtle21 6 months ago
OLDD ONE!!!!!!!
NHlovesMCR 6 months ago
@JestTutorials yeah i havnt heard that one before
takandcanon 6 months ago
hahaha
Zegstasis 6 months ago
Amir's Jim Carrey impression and Jeff's Borat impression were totally the best.
ballsypretzel 6 months ago
like a mitten
bikenboard2 6 months ago
I would love to work for collegehumor these guys are just a riot
NearSpace04 6 months ago
HOOOLY TESTICAL TUESDAY, I can't do it captain I JUST DONT HAVE THE POWER
Jim carry has so many quotable movies
jonbotskatergamer 7 months ago
Awww Pat was cute :)
Lenanator09 7 months ago
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Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the reverse happens to you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this video. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious shit here*. XXX views and thousands of likes!? Press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and thumbs up. I'm thankful that porno doesn’t have ads. I pee in the side of the bowl to make lessnoise! I find this video difficult to masturbate to. Did he died?!
You won't need to comment now, life is easier
netronist 7 months ago
Amir FTW! He was the best.
bseed18 7 months ago 54
Borat doesn't give on tbs, lol
thedonnhart 7 months ago
New England clam chowder white or red
blackjackproduction1 7 months ago
BUMBLE BEE TUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The150dirtbike 7 months ago
Dan's were the best.
AshiiNoel 7 months ago
some of those are from the mask
DarthUno 7 months ago
I'm like Jake too. I hate it when someone misquotes lines.
Trogdor81 7 months ago 5
At the end, Streeter is SO cute!
mujiko526 7 months ago
I am jake, all my roommates are everyone else...I can't stop correcting.
kcamerons 7 months ago
Jake is getting trolled
MrAbomb234 7 months ago 5
@ererye Yeah, they've definitely stepped their game up. I bet if they put this out now it would have gotten a ton of thumbs down
888greg888 7 months ago
@ererye Does it matter? Seems an overreaction for an old college humor vid.
888greg888 7 months ago
Amir actually did a dead on impression of Jim Carrey with the "Somebody make me stop" line
Dryftburn 7 months ago
Boyashakaya?
thats Ali G XD
and its BOYAKASHA!
RenjiNo1 7 months ago
"It takes eleventy-seven thousand ounces of SMOOTH to make a Stone throne."
Wow...the Keystone Light ad at the beginning might have been better than the actual video...
personM4N 7 months ago
like a mitten....really?
SweatyHippo 7 months ago
I felt too much like Jake to enjoy this video.... I'm usually immune to nerdrage, but there are some things you don't mis-quote :(
Zorae42 7 months ago 4
SOMEBODY MAKE ME STOP
makemebyers 7 months ago
the number 23 isn't even a comedy, but it did make me paranoid for about a year
kittykat993 7 months ago
"the number 23"
Ace0fSpades146 7 months ago
jake : DICK !!!!
streeter : SHOW ME WHERE THE MONEY IS!
vrzatwoseven 7 months ago
very nice episode lets make a sexy time now!
TheWhiteOp 8 months ago
"quotes punchline" where are my thumbs up?
DuckTheSuck 8 months ago
"Ace Ventura was on" There I quoted the video. Where's my 50 thumbs?
Narutonerd001 8 months ago
This is quite an old video
Drifter873 8 months ago
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fapobee 8 months ago
Most irritating thing ever. Misquoted movie lines.
JeremiahCrow 8 months ago 296
@JeremiahCrow Aaaaarrrghhhh I know.
DeliciousHoboCheese 4 months ago
LOO HOO ZOO HOO HOO ZOO LOO ZOO!!! 1 point for Dan.
DuckTheSuck 8 months ago
I love how they got the mask involved.
ForThePizza 8 months ago
streeters borat impression is boss
TheSupacrackhead 8 months ago 8
I think it's funny that everyone is quoting a video that is making fun of people quoting a movie
sashiegirlie 8 months ago 4
Booyashakaya!!!!
ReasonGuysCopyright 8 months ago 261
I love Streeter at the end. xD Cracked me up. xD
LightBulbYoghurt 8 months ago 6
College humor and Ace Ventura??
THE 2 THINGS MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND JUST CAME TOGETHER :D
sofunky156 8 months ago 8
I have an idea, guys! Let's all quote the video we watched, followed by something like "LOL" or "LMFAO" or "HAHAHA!" That way, we can tell all of the people watching this video (who MUST be drooling idiots) what was funny about it! That way, they won't have to think!
Assholes...
jpheitman 8 months ago 7
"Excuse me sir, I'd like to FUCK you a few questions". LOLOLOLOL
ZzJUGGALOzZ 8 months ago
@ZzJUGGALOzZ its butt you
naruto1858 8 months ago
@naruto1858 Oh lol. I think that would have great if he said fuck you but its still funny. : p
ZzJUGGALOzZ 8 months ago
"THE NUMBER 23!" hahahahahahahaha, references :)
thagrammarnazi 9 months ago
the comments section is full of humanity's retardedness but the top rated comments are the most retarded
freereg29 9 months ago 2
@aberrantdocoder , thats the hole purpose of the joke idiot
randompibs 9 months ago
Borat impressions ftw!
Rustam1327 9 months ago
lawl but now you're the guy correcting me and getting pissed off. u don't get the internet.
aberrantdecoder 9 months ago
this reminds me of a comment i saw on an ace ventura video that quoted "like like love" ....... idiot
diehardmclean 9 months ago
@steffNdanee Why would anyone say movie quotes wrong on purpose? That what is the retarded thing to do.
aberrantdecoder 9 months ago
@aberrantdecoder That what is the retarded thing to do.
Please read that and tell me who the retard here is.
Darkhart1232 9 months ago
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Laugh my ass off
cookiemodern23 10 months ago
Laugh my ass off
cookiemodern23 10 months ago
What does lmao mean?
FreelancerFlorida52 10 months ago
0:23 sarah looks like adam sandler. :]
stanleven 10 months ago
SHOW-ME-WHERE-THE-MONEY-IS!!!
edelskovknight 10 months ago
As a huge Ace Ventura nerd, I can feel Jake's pain.
Especially when I know people who are like this...
AlexLong1000 10 months ago
Streeter ftw.
FunkyChicken2995 10 months ago
Gotta love dan LOOOHOOOUU ZOOOHOOO
Gonamez 10 months ago
your number still 911? ALRIGHTY THEN!
101cgk 10 months ago
Screw you Super Guarmo
CarlosMantooth 10 months ago
@CarlosMantooth says the kid who can't spell Guillermo.
12Foofoo12 10 months ago