HOW TO QUIT THE PENIS . . . TO GET THE PENIS

[madmatt784]

Are you crazy? This lady says.. Men want that they cant have. That means if you dont want a man then a man will want you? Quit men to get men? All this double talk makes me sleepy

Somebody hit her with a rock before she gives any more bad advice.

[sunkistCAgirl]

So you have to not want a boyfriend before you get one?

Pretty depressing advice.

[bryaent]

Heterosexist!

[ChromeTone1]

this lady is so wrong. im a guy and when chicks act snobby or distance, it doesnt make me want to date them, if anything ill say fuck it and jog on. as the same for very hot chicks. when ever i see a really hot chick i stay back and keep my distance, and watch them get slowly killed by these so called "players"

[DiamondRainPrincess]

So the only men you'll attract are the ones you don't want? 

Hmph...very encouraging. XP

[s0nnyburnett]

7 months? That's it?

[MiicheL97]

you're a men ! you've a very small baby:D

[pntztz]

You have to get men to quit men :P

She's probably just ugly

[MADMANx511]

What the fuck?

[TearsofanOutlaw]

This is kind of hardcore. What's the point of a woman looking for a man if she's to somehow convince herself that she doesn't really want one? True, there are pros and cons to being single, but taking it to the degree of being icy and distant to the opposite gender defeats the purpose of even looking for someone. A lot of guys will see through this game, and get even more turned off, whereas the ones that don't are usually not the types who will stick around.

[Authilus]

This lady has no idea what the hell she's talking about.

For a fuck, we get turned on by the girl who plays hard.

To date--if you're looking for a boyfriend--be a quality girl, and don't have a history of grabbing the nearest penis and jamming it in your muff every time you get drunk or pissed at your boyfriend. You'd be surprised at how attractive loyalty can be--and a clean muff.

[vivaciousmuse]

she's great! Quit men TO GET men

[loonmaniac]

Gals, to know if you have a manly man or not, give him some lip. If he backhands you, you've got a he-man!

[bigboyvernon]

Men want a woman of value, who can be trusted, not one that hasn't preserved her sexuality for her lifetime partner.

[btytrthfrdmlv]

Uh.... sorry but this advice doesn't work for me :(

[soconnor889]

no, I quit you first. and guess what I think I'll just fuck sheep no. 100

[piccologirl]

"He doth run all over hell and back to find that little mutton-chop..." I love it.

[MrMrMr001]

Hey Boys and Girls... Can you say HOGWASH!

Men know that we want the women we want. That desire is unrelated to logic. If you are attractive to me you simply are.

Women... How about if you try straightforward communication and friendliness -- and most of all be exactly who you are without any game. You'll have a much better chance at experiencing a mutually satisfactory outcome.

Don't follow anymore BS 1950's Lucille Ball advice.

[BrainiacN5]

You're that way, not every man is.

Not every man is the way she described either, but she's right for a whole bunch of them. I know a lot of people who are that way (and a lot less who are your way, which is more similar to my personality)

[Dall5000]

Different guy here. I only want women I can have. This is advice for stupid men, women. Don't take it. However, still try to be confident like 'Semiramiis' wrote.

[bradley1107]

I guess thats sound advice. But don't let that turn into playing a bunch of power games. Thats a turnoff.

[DeeVine]

Hehe, love it Auntie E!

[sj122s]

she's right... things happen in life when we are not looking for them to happen...men and women both can benifit from this... when you are going through a dry spell look within yourself and see how others see you... people are attracted to those that display what they want or want to be around...some people bring out the best in some... others bring out the worst...avoid the latter at all cost.

[akamissrubytuesday]

Hmmmmmmm- To get the "Penis"... I gotta be mean to it? ... and tell it NO?!... WOW!- and to think after all these years... I thought ... by being NICE to it... would be to my advantage... Guess I was wrong! Geez... I'm really confused now!... Currently- I'm going through a "Dry Spell" and noticing cobwebs developing hahahhahhaaha- but- I thought that was because I was being to demanding by wanting a "Penis" thats attached to a man... who can Dance! :)

[bbproductionsLA]

this chic

[67Cowboy]

NOT !!!, if you want a man be the quality woman you know he needs and stick to your morals and values. That is when he becomes intrigued enough to seek you out, because you are something the rest aren't ! Read Proverb chapter 31 and the Song of Solomonin the King James Holy Bible, you'll get the real idea !!! But make sure you realy want a man so you can give yourself to him wholly and completely, the only way you will keep him: be ready to NEVER Deny him, and always command his attention.

[estabon24]

shes right abouut guys wanting what they can't have but when you know they want you and you want them then go for it, don't be a user and just have them "appreciate" you i guess idk happened to me plenty of times

[Semiramiis]

I'm a guy, and God dammmit this woman is a fucking idiot.

What men want is the same as everyone else. A lovely happy, confident person who's able to love them for who they are. Being a slut turns people off you, and being and distant turns people off you. People are attracted to other happy people. Notice how when you have a partner, you're always getting hit on, and when you don't you can't seem to find anyone?

[BrainiacN5]

Your answer is as much a generalization as hers. You're partially right, and she is too. I know a lot of people who behave the way she described. She's an advice columnist, it's more of an entertainment. Her advices are not always psychologically the best, but they entertain people and make them think at the same time. People must learn how to live by themselves and not base their whole life of generalized advices. If they can't it's not her fault.

[jessicatron]

right on

[nolab143691]

randomstuff51: they do that you think dumping them stops them pissing you off?

nolab143691: she dumped me thin she is all over me

randomstuff51: so get back with her to dump her

nolab143691: i ask to date her and she says no she fell out of love with me

randomstuff51: nah you dont do it that way you do it other way

nolab143691: i still love her but her freand has twisted her

[geektapgeeks]

I'm a guy and for the most part Jean is right!

[PragueVlogg]

This is so true. But then again...I'm married, and I've definitely quit men (other than the hubby), but I don't see any dudes flocking towards me. Not that I would dare disagree with E.Jean...I'm just saying is all. :)

[mediatramp111]

Oh, Jean, I want to lick your pussy!

[DoctorVAdvise]

I love how the music always cuts out when the paper hits the floor. That's a funny litle touch. X3

[gjs5897]

if i was sitting on that magic chair, and had phantom of the opera, i would be full of advice 2. Try something new Jean. Drive a forklift, gut a pig, sell wood machining devices. Sitting on the  furniture of the future doesnt give you the right to predict XY. Check yours.

[ManandWifeTV]

this is TERRIBLE!!!!! everyone has a right to get some ass!!!!!

Fatman Scoop

ManandWifeTV

[StuckinVermont]

Oh Jean, You are simply adorable. I dunno if it is really you who graciously takes the time to respond to these comments but I do not care because YOU and your minxy minions are just TOO purrrrfect! Love you! xo Eva in VT

[jamesaugusta]

I love your kind heart and your wisdom, but this advice is so very depressing.

I'm one of these nice guys, always open to listen, but not willing to play these kinds of games, ergo: totally unattractive. (Despite of my kindness and liveliness, my okay looks and my sparkling wit: You see, I'm not at all suffering from low self-esteem. But the road I'm heading surely leads to cynicism, balancing hopelessness with self-contentedness. And that at 32.)

[jamesaugusta]

(Wow: that was apropos of nothing from my part. Sorry about the whine-fest in nuce. Classify under "Side-Effects of Flu". - And of course your advice is [may I say: sadly?] sound "to get the penis".)

[rickwills007]

brackets within parentheses, interesting.

[jamesaugusta]

Of course I could have used a footnote instead. (But is that really so strange? [Resp. "interesting", as you say? {Anyhow that use looks totally normal to me*}])

___

*Alright, *this* example is a little bit forced.

[rickwills007]

wow, i'm an english major and i'm so in awe. now this is the stuff I want to be taught! thanks

[Slick5151]

I think the brackets for for parenthesis within parenthesis (algebra).

[ReinaDelCid]

32, huh? Come on, you're still just a pup in the scope of the universe. (Granted, if you're a pup, I'm an embryo - so maybe I don't reserve the right to say things like that.) Anyway, considering your obvious intelligence and charm, I have hope enough for you to temper your impending cynicism.

[CyberneticOrganism]

Too many "Ask's" not enough indians.Lol

Hey, I can see a new trend,

"AskCyber"; Hmmmm, I like it, hang on ,I'll be right back !

[AskCyber]

"I'm Back",,,,,ready to answer all questions penis related, whether it's envy, or just plain re-dick-less, I'll be up & running in a channel near Uranus soon!

[AskEJean]

Discoestrella, My Darling,

You are beyond

fabulous! I just

lurve it, doll.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[rerorira]

This method mainly works with "players", I don't think you will find a dedicated relationship this way, because once he has won, he goes hunting for the next trophy ;)

But you never know... she seems like she just doesn't want to be alone, so this might be the easiest way for her to get a penis...

But she would not get mine this way ;)

[AskEJean]

Rerorira, My Rogue,

I appreciate your

words, Love!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskEJean]

Frasco, My Fawn,

It is beyond delish

to hear that coming

from such a saucy

dame as yourself!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskEJean]

Aliusrex, My Angel,

And YOU are amazing!

Thank you for your

extreme fabulocity.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[CyberneticOrganism]

I read that wrong, where's my specs?

Ooooh, your "TITlES" are amazing.Lol

[CyberneticOrganism]

I can't go with that Biblical Sheep thing though, I think it's purely a regional thing.

For instance,in Australia & indeed parts of UK, they'd be too busy shagging the other 99 sheep to be bothered looking for the odd runaway.

[mcowan]

Its so crazy! You are all over the foot/leg/stocking fetish boards I go to. You are like a cult goddess to all the footboys there.

Keep up the sexy work!/.

[AskEJean]

Mcowen, My Minx,

That's what I

like to hear!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Jiloverz]

You are so elegant ! It's a pleasure watching your videos as always. <3

[AskEJean]

Jiloverz, My Darling,

And it is my

pleasure to

hear such a

lovely thing

from you!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[kbrinks]

I can say the same about broads, always trying to find mr perfect when the guy that likes them is right under their nose.

[AskEJean]

KBrinks, My Kumquat,

Fabulous!  True.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[kamason86]

my question is where are these ladies that want men are hiding? lol. i'm at a university w/ a ratio of like 4 guys per girl... i need out here...

[AskEJean]

Kamason86, My Cupcake,

Hang in there!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskCyber]

Kamason, I too am an Agony Aunt,(as of today)

My advice is simple; 4x guys/ 1x girl =

ratio 25/100 @ 25%...Hey forget the math, have you tried man love?

[Gr8tCompany]

So true, So true. Whenever i show the slight interesting in worthy guy, he's out looking for that damn sheep!

To Ba-Baaaad....

[AskEJean]

Gr8tCompany, My Gorgeous,

Yup!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[soodoo51]

Gr8t...?! Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah LOL !!It's totally disgusting! I'm really sick of the game :(

[AskEJean]

Sodoo51, My Sweets,

Hahaha. You

make me laugh.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[songbeneathasong]

Amen to that.

[AskEJean]

Songbeneathasong, My Sweet,

Amen!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[watercat8]

you are, by far, the smartest person in the world.

[AskEJean]

Water, My Wench,

Thank you for this

brilliant compliment!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[CyberneticOrganism]

Oh no she is'nt.

Me, me ,I am! LOL

[sabrinalynnRN]

Miss Jeanie,

I declare! You are busier than God!

Miss Sabrina

ps - another idea - a little black video.

[AskEJean]

Sabrina, My Swan,

Your ideas are

ingenious! You

are simply divine.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[erio6]

Dear E.Jean,

From my experience it looks it works the same on women, YOU girls keep hanging on guys not interrested in YOU, (how stupid life is sometimes!).

By the way dear E. I would cross all Americas from south to north on my knee to caress a single of your perfect knee.

Yours worshiply.

[AskEJean]

Erio6, My Charmer,

Thank you for this

delightful and witty

commentary...

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[HelpaBumOut]

Im confused

hey i dont want you so bad ejean

yeah i dont want you so bad.

Yeah now i get you all i want.

screw this

im gunna have another beer think on it some more.

[AskEJean]

Helpabumout, My Hunk,

Are you sure you

needed that extra

beer?

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AABob622]

Alternatively...wear tighter clothes.

[AskEJean]

AABob622,

Ha! Fabulous.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[stanno34]

I disagree. I have recently become engaged to a beautiful woman who chased me. She made the first move. This allowed me to feel confident enough to carry on with the chase. If she seemed disinterested I would never even have looked her way.

[decafeine]

there is a difference between pursuing someone and being desperate for anyone

[AskEJean]

Decafeine, My Dollface,

How true!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskEJean]

Stanno34, My Stallion,

Thank you for

sharing your

story!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[casualone]

Sounds like stupid advice to me. I see someone who doesn't seem interested, I just go on to the next girl that interests me who does seem interested. There is a big difference between a girl not making the first and second moves versus not acting interested at all. I think if someones not interested, give it up and move on to someone else.

[AskEJean]

Casualone, My Clown,

If that's what

works for you,

darling, then

keep it up!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ClosetCaseLez]

So what about me? I quit men, but I want a woman, lol!

[AskEJean]

ClosetCase, My Cupcake,

Get out there and

find yourself a

hot one then, toots!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[artismylife25]

but what if you are quitting men to get a man, does that not defeat the purpose, its like lying to ur self. Here's the real truth doll....you gotta love yourself before you can even think about loving someone else, or letting someone else love you....you are your own obstacle. And being a singleton myself, you have to be happy just being yourself. CONFIDENCE.

[AskEJean]

Artismylife, My Darling,

Thank you for

this riveting

monologue.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[lageasy]

Jean, why are you at war with men? The advice you should have said what "you're looking too desperate by needing an entity in your life that bad. You're not even dating somebody yet your lusting after nothing! Grow a pair and realize there is more to life than somebody else trying to make you happy, cuz you look desperate."

[AskEJean]

Lageasy, Doll,

I am certainly

not at war

with men.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[lageasy]

Everybody knows this but once again you give ill advice. Lets take two people and call them Jack and Sally. If Sally likes Jack, she will act like she is not interested. If Jack is into Sally he too will act like he is not interested to get Sally. If they both act disinterested to get each other, who will AND should break the silence first??

[AskEJean]

Lageasy, My Lark,

We are each entitled

to our own opinions.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[JPerkinsProductions]

The man who enters by the gate is the shepherd of his sheep. John 10:2

But seriously, you're stretching a little, but I love it, the reference is, Matthew 18: 12-14

Peace!

[AskEJean]

JPerkinsProductions, My Pet,

Thank you for your

clarification. You

are a sheer doll!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[viddareff]

bad bad auntie, tsktsk

[AskEJean]

Viddareff, My Vamp,

Fair enough!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[missaznkali]

I've been telling my friends this same advice for years! Hopefully, hearing it from you they'll finally listen.

P.S. That's a huuuuuuuuuge ring you have on haha!

[AskEJean]

Missanzkali, My Minx,

What an utterly

fabulous thing

to hear.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[DaniellaNicoleK]

I get the whole 'quit men to get men' concept. Here is a question: at what point do you 'take them up again' without risking 'losing them' again? When is it safe to 'give in' to them? (by give in I do not necessarily mean sexually)

[AskEJean]

DaniellaNicoleK, My Darling,

What an intriguing

thought, Luv.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[xoxtheatregirlxox]

oh my god that's really great advice! i'm gonna try that...

but is there a difference between acting like you're quitting men forever and playing hard to get? because if there is then i don't have to change a thing. oh wow i confuse myself...maybe i should just get a cat.

[AskEJean]

Xoxtheatregirlxox, My Temptress,

I just lurrrve

your comment!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskCarrieLee]

Wonderful yet again, My dear E. Jean!

Ravashing Regards...

CarrieLee

The WTF Show!

[AskEJean]

AskCarrieLee, My Cupcake,

You are a dazzling,

sweet, and witty

wench!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[cgtlv]

I love your videos. Wonderful advice E. Jean. Plus you look wonderful dahling.

[AskEJean]

Cgtv, My Saucypants,

Why, thank you!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[MynameisStynna]

E. Jean, my joyous one,

I do believe that bible reference

was not quite accurate..BUT

it was all the same delightful!

5 Stars as always,

Stynna

[AskEJean]

Stynna, My Stunner,

Thank you for

letting my

error go...

You're fab!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ikeaboy2006]

I just LOVE your videos...LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT MMMM GOOD

[AskEJean]

Ikeaboy2006, My Sweetcheeks,

It is beyond wonderful

to hear this from you!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskEJean]

Ozpete2111, My Dahhhling,

You are so beyond

fabulous, the

English language

needs a new word!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[ArtChickTV]

lol "Quit Men to Get Men" now that's genius.

[AskEJean]

ArtChickMen, My Dahhhling,

I'm glad you

like it!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Zarbod]

Well, I've never heard that Biblical parable used that way before but it seems like a fairly legit.

[AskEJean]

Zarbod, My Zeus,

I am thrilled

to hear it!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[decafeine]

this is ridiculously true. When I got out with friends, a few of them make themselves totally available and have expectations of romance. I never do. And yet it is I who ends up getting the most positive attention from men. Simply because I'm not looking for it.

Obviously this creates resentment and confusion... but then, some folks cannot grasp how undesirable desperation

[AskEJean]

Decafeine, My Damsel,

Well, keep it up!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[reivilo]

Love the ring

Love the skirt

Love the advise

Love everything!!!!

***** 5 stars *****

[AskEJean]

Reivilo, My Raving Beauty,

Love YOU!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[reivilo]

You are mother to us all!

[AskEJean]

Reivilo, My Rogue,

And I just lurve

the title!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[bwhahrhr]

I guess same aplies for males looking for female companions as well.

[AskEJean]

Bwhahrhr, My Babe,

Absolutely!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[toolgirl150]

I think it in the broad sense this is very true. As soon as I became happy and content being single and stopped giving a crap about guys - I met my husband. I was READY to meet the right guy. It's not about MEETING the right guy. It's about YOU being ready. And you won't be ready if your not HAPPY WITH YOURSELF.... plain and simple.

[AskEJean]

Toolgirl150, My Toots,

What an absolutely

lovely story. I am

SO glad to hear it.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[eladbari]

well...i wont say this is completly untrue.

A girl who wanted us, and now she doesnt -> that does trigger some attraction.....

BUT! i will never say No to an attractive woman,i find sexy. Why would i?!

Stop with the games people...thats what i think.

p.s-still..youre the best Ejean :]

[AskEJean]

Eladbari, My Brainiac,

You are a fantastic

and witty specimen!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[simplydaft]

Let's see if I understand this correctly. "Every [person] that you can't stand is all over you." Hrm... So THIS is why I'm celibate? THIS is why I never go out anymore? THIS is why I'm still languishing in the Lost Land of the Undated? Are you suggesting I lower my standards? I gotta think about this one. I was born (sexually) confused, and this advice only fuels the fires of confusion. Dammit, EJean. Nice vid :)

[AskEJean]

Simplydaft, My Saucypants,

As always, you have

me grinning wildly.

You are divine.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[claudiaforcutie]

Your account should have the option to give 10 stars instead of 5. I adore your videos. <3

[bwhahrhr]

I second that (:

[AskEJean]

Bwhahrhr, My Beast,

You are delicious.

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[AskEJean]

ClaudiaforCutie, My Cupcake,

You make my heart sing!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Furnifur]

You are so wise. I'm gonna go break up with mine right now. lol

[AskEJean]

Furnifur, My Fabulous One,

You have me chuckling

as always, dear!

Ravishing Regards,

E. Jean

[Furnifur]

That is what I'm here for Miss Jean. Besides you make me blush everytime I leave a comment, I can't stay away!