@selftherapycomedy do you feel like u shit your pants when momsy walked in on u sucking slimy dog cock? Cuz you look like an asshole who attempted to be "the disagreeing target" and instead came off as "the fagala fatso interested only in men that resemble himself or one of his two queen fathers"........fuck that, fuck skinny bitches. Give me a fucking pig with shit balls and chest hair
Ant, if you ever read this... send this footage to Activision or some shit and get an Anthony Cumia FPS game made. Beer, guns, broads, and Shelby Cobras. Even Duke Nukem would get himself a copy.
i hate how your neighbors can see in your yard, i got a place a little bigger than yours but its on a nice plot of land... you'll get there one day if you work hard.
Great instantly feeling better about being me after watching what life could be like. aaahhhh. well life is good right i'm gonna go home to my mansion now... Wait what am i saying?? I live in a house the size of ant's pool house that i'm losing because I can't afford the mortgage. Thanks for the pep talk anthony
That's what you get when you are lucky enough to fall ass backwards into a radio gig and stop having to do real work. I don't know what 4 leaf clover Ant shoved up his ass back when he was a tin-knocker, but it worked.
Did you ever imagine back when you were knocking tin that you would be sitting in that chair next to that chic looking at the back of the mansion you own? Nice home ant, you made all the right moves in life.
He sure is close to his neighbors. If I had that kind of money I would be in a place with a little more room to breath. His neighbors have to hate him with all his drunk late night parties.
If you packed an AK-47 or even better, and AK-74, with tape over the muzzle and a round in the chamber, you could safely carry into your pool and fire on intruders coming up from underwater without even clearing the bolt/chamber. Much better carry choice for poolside than a semi-auto pistol - especially now that you've revealed to any attackers that find you in the pool that a loaded handgun rests on the chair next to your beer...
It's nice to know that even people with more disposable income than myself still buy outdoor furniture that is black, metal, and gets HOT AS FUCK in the sun. Nothing like sitting down and getting grill marks on your legs and 3rd degree burns on the back of legs at the pool. (Also, very nice bar and pool, thanks for sharing.)
why do I hate you and envy you at the same time??? You are the deffinition of the good life. May you be blessed with quadruplets in your upcomming life. All girls, that all turn 13 on your fufty ferth cough cough b day. And all hopes that you and Patriece can break bread as inlaws one day.
Nice,pool. now if i could figure ouy a lawfull way to keep the neighbor's evil spawn away from mine. Destructive little bastards arent 18 yet so they're still protected by the law ... but that clock is ticking. The stupid little shits dont know the meaning of private property and have cost me quire a bit in vandalisim repair bills. Jealous of pepple who acturally work for what they have.
How in the blue fuck does a Fancy Man like Mr. Cumia have to walk ALL THE WAY to his bar and pour himself a beer, then walk ALL THE WAY back to the pool? Melissa should be getting you that beer, and delivering it to you with a ball bag tonguing. What is wrong with the world today?
the 7 dislikes are in serious denial about wishing they were doing the same thing... if I had Ant's income, I'd be doing the same thing, not driving a damn semi...
@firemaiden34 oh here we go with the comment police!! he is a SHOCK JOCK AND IT WAS A JOKE you fucking ass hole! I see you are a fucking troll on the comments...i posted this a fucking week ago...what u just sittin in mommy's basement jerking it to Ants chick and policing all of the comments?? No i looked you up and you dont do shit except play fukn video games!! Go tug ur lil wanker in the basement you little pussy ass faggit
A mansion, with a nice pool, cold beer on tap, and a supermodel who adores you. You sir, are a FANCY man living the life most people dream of. You really need to hire a midget in a white tuxedo though to stand by your chair and hold your beer for you.
Doesn't even have a table for his beer? ...Money vs. Wealth
2MorrowMorrow 1 week ago
He's gotta have 20-25 years on that bitch.
Slightly creepy? Yes.
Am I jealous? Yes.
stonebridge999 3 weeks ago
fuck his life
woofuuckimswaggedout 1 month ago
I wish I were rich and funny as hell so when I'm old I could date girls half my age.
KyleWebs 1 month ago
Ant did you steal that towl ? L.O.L
zoezoejoe 3 months ago
he swims with a gun?
jbusta93 3 months ago
NICE...!@
signal44 3 months ago
That was heart shaped box before the No doubt song Ant, you douche, not Lithium.
PSDnumber4 3 months ago
@PSDnumber4 Lithium is the channel that is playing you dumb fuck
ajbguy03 2 months ago
If I had as much money i would do the same exact fuckin thing!congats.
nobigdeal84 3 months ago
@ web262 well you never know when the "you know who's" will try a home invasion, right Ant?
evaunit73 3 months ago
@selftherapycomedy do you feel like u shit your pants when momsy walked in on u sucking slimy dog cock? Cuz you look like an asshole who attempted to be "the disagreeing target" and instead came off as "the fagala fatso interested only in men that resemble himself or one of his two queen fathers"........fuck that, fuck skinny bitches. Give me a fucking pig with shit balls and chest hair
philter8111 3 months ago
You just had to throw it in our faces didn't you? Good for you, Keep em cummin.
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must be a dangerous neighborhood to take a gun with you to the pool xD
web262 3 months ago
Wish I could get rich at a job I enjoy like you did Ant.
RJS3566 4 months ago
this man is like scarface
BORYDRAC 4 months ago
Not bad for a tin knocker. Living the dream, Ant.
jpizzo12711 4 months ago
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jpizzo12711 4 months ago
god damn rich cunt!! i kill rich cunts
cgmjr100 4 months ago
Ew...that girls is like anorexic. Fuck that....get some girl with meat on her ....
SelfTherapyComedy 4 months ago
I want Mr. Cumia's girlfriend, house and job.
mark224 4 months ago 3
goddamn you ant.. goddamn ye..
binarydivision 4 months ago
Ant, if you ever read this... send this footage to Activision or some shit and get an Anthony Cumia FPS game made. Beer, guns, broads, and Shelby Cobras. Even Duke Nukem would get himself a copy.
JRuffinelli 4 months ago
money...
Edubbplate 5 months ago
God Bless. Anthony.
bigthom777 5 months ago
Nice landscaping.
onebigorangecomputer 5 months ago
Ants house looks like one of the one's from MW2 when the US gets invaded for the first time. Go back and play the game and you'll see it.
raspycellist 5 months ago
so thats what the good life looks like, i guess i'll go hang myself now
unclepaul57 6 months ago 15
i hate how your neighbors can see in your yard, i got a place a little bigger than yours but its on a nice plot of land... you'll get there one day if you work hard.
zippyzee 6 months ago
Ant has it good, compound, bar, armory, he's ready for anything bad
TheFatBastard89 6 months ago
At about 3:15 one of his hair plugs, sorry, surgically place hair follicles, can be seen in the camera lens.
mountainman8602 6 months ago
I see the gun, the beer, the barely legal girl with daddy issues, but where is the bowl of wheat pretzels?
hollywoodwerewolf 7 months ago 31
Congrats Ant,
You actually have a girl thats BARELY 18
WikedJuggal0 7 months ago
Great instantly feeling better about being me after watching what life could be like. aaahhhh. well life is good right i'm gonna go home to my mansion now... Wait what am i saying?? I live in a house the size of ant's pool house that i'm losing because I can't afford the mortgage. Thanks for the pep talk anthony
LennyBreaks 7 months ago
Sweet place! Too bad it is in NY! I will have a place like that when i move to SC.
jmaugans73 7 months ago
I think it's so nice Anthony allows the neighborhood kids to come by and use his pool>
seppijuice 7 months ago
Anthony is living in a Wopster paradise!!! Enjoy the pool, the girl, the Shelby, the house, the guns and of course the stacks of cash....
I have to go put on my uniform, climb into my shitty patrol car and deal with animals for the next 10 hours. Anthony, fuck you. Funny bastard.
MrQuestionAuthority 7 months ago
this is cool, must be a sick camera
Bobby61189 7 months ago
I bet she doesn't know 100 words of English. They way Ant likes em!
texasranger9 7 months ago
@1:04 The pool-toy for his Girlfriend.
iamthegreatest2006 7 months ago
almost like getting sucked into a portal into anthony's brain and then getting dumped back into my own shitty life
mconforti1 7 months ago
GOD DAMN RICH CUNT!!
carnyrube 7 months ago
I'm so jealous,FUCK YOU Anthony!!!!
carnyrube 8 months ago
That's what you get when you are lucky enough to fall ass backwards into a radio gig and stop having to do real work. I don't know what 4 leaf clover Ant shoved up his ass back when he was a tin-knocker, but it worked.
seatspro 8 months ago
Ant has entertained me for 5+ years and deserves every penny.
rkapplied 8 months ago
All that fucking money, and you can't afford a side table...WOW
nonindividualist 8 months ago
This piece of shit. Full length bar. Smoking hot chick. Pool that looks like the ones they have in 6 falgs. This mother fucker. Ant Cumia is the man.
borydrac987 8 months ago
One little Titan deadbolt and outside hinges?? Cute.
Who put the alarm sensor right there? Interesting.
CliveBixby 8 months ago
and if Ant's house and life wasn't good enough, he's also got a big huge cock.
damn you Cumia, i hope you trip over your own cock and drown in your pool... sigh.
Hughezy 8 months ago
an 180 seconds distracting while i prepare to go back to having to whack off to videos of girls and get sad at my shitty house.
thank you Ant, you my nigga'!
Hughezy 8 months ago
anthony cumia's resort and spa we have a beer and glock for you pool side and in every room.
demondragon45 8 months ago
Why do I feel like Ant got a blowjob shortly after the camera went off?
AmericasWorstCity 8 months ago
Faggot, lol
alostreflection 8 months ago
You're The Man Ant! :)
RobKansasEP 8 months ago
Random handgun 0:35
napoleonseven 8 months ago
I can't even stand to watch this...alone...in my one bedroom apartment...fuckin asshole
suchanjv 8 months ago
That's awesome Ant. Nice house. Will you be my friend? LOL.
TomTRDEV 8 months ago
Did you ever imagine back when you were knocking tin that you would be sitting in that chair next to that chic looking at the back of the mansion you own? Nice home ant, you made all the right moves in life.
BJZnRPZ 8 months ago
is the glock by the pool really necessary count wopula?
poopscoop2z 8 months ago
Ant rules..not even commenting on the pink raft he walks by in the window of the pool house.
swimcoachpete 8 months ago
Not bad for a guy who was knocking tin a few years ago. Good for you Ant!
JFiorianti 8 months ago
Now i wish i was dead!
scubasteve2472 8 months ago
I hate my life...
JoseDCampa 8 months ago
Ant, I hope you have glocks stashed in the filters!! What would you do if a man of color hopped the fence @ 2:00????
rappeezy 8 months ago
Always a lil different than you picture. Nice to see it man, love the waterfall...nice touch.
Brushpup 8 months ago
I have to hand it to you Mr Cumia, you have everything a man could want.
Dendu77 8 months ago
hot girlfriend, alcoholic, gun nut...yeah....you live rough! Only Hoo Hoo has it rougher!
HootWoob 8 months ago
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You can even swim with Maury's wigs!
swimcoachpete 8 months ago
@swimcoachpete thats funny...but i wish that i could afford that shit
29render 8 months ago
@29render me too
swimcoachpete 8 months ago
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swimcoachpete 8 months ago
So tough being Anthony...but he did bust his ass to get there....to the victor goes the spoils!!!
bucksnbrew 8 months ago
@bucksnbrew Busted his ass??? STOPPP STOPPPP
F250Dude 8 months ago
He sure is close to his neighbors. If I had that kind of money I would be in a place with a little more room to breath. His neighbors have to hate him with all his drunk late night parties.
jimmi161 8 months ago
shouldnt that be an escalator wisking you into and out of your bar area?
MicrosoulV3 8 months ago
Ants a faggot.
scientific1982 8 months ago
shes not as hot as one would figure that bitch that shot em down was nice the red head
disturbed651 8 months ago
This reminds me of the flashback scenes in Robocop.
dryzenga 8 months ago
I want to be Anthony when I grow up!
SpideySL 8 months ago
this video would rule even more if out of nowhere you just sat down at your computer and started jerking off.
SRTtoZ 8 months ago 2
@SRTtoZ i hope u are a chick...if not u made me laugh hard with that fukt up comment!!
29render 8 months ago
At 3:37 you can see your plugs flying in the breeze lol.
TheRealTimfromPA 8 months ago
anybody else catch ants hair plugs falling out for the last 30 seconds of the vid?
ZooZYyork 8 months ago
wow look how poor u are. you don't have a little table next to you , you have to use a chair!!!!!!!
ELatefMusic 8 months ago
Royal Caribbean wants their towels back
hudsnhawwk 8 months ago
@hudsnhawwk i bet they would like to have their 30g's that he took from their casino too
29render 8 months ago
Why not just say hey everybody take a look at my big fucking house and pool that you fucks will never have. Lmao
dmaxfan 8 months ago
love the uncomfortable laugh in the pool scene
informer101 8 months ago
If I had this life, I'd be angry as hell too if they wanted more of my money. Holy awesome house Batman.
YouTuber2006 8 months ago
America is cool.
monknasty 8 months ago
I hate you because your life is perfect.....
unholyCJ22 8 months ago
If you packed an AK-47 or even better, and AK-74, with tape over the muzzle and a round in the chamber, you could safely carry into your pool and fire on intruders coming up from underwater without even clearing the bolt/chamber. Much better carry choice for poolside than a semi-auto pistol - especially now that you've revealed to any attackers that find you in the pool that a loaded handgun rests on the chair next to your beer...
nilbog3000 8 months ago
Well 3 mins have gone and back to my shitty life
13garoni 8 months ago 16
Even though I probably won't ever be able to afford your kind of house, if I install a bar like yours I'll be happy.
thylabyrinth 9 months ago
cool place and all but yucks, Ant's surgically replaced hair gets on the lense around the three minute mark
Kazekoge101 9 months ago
Aw that's cool, you invited Melissa over to swim on her day off from school.
00D00 9 months ago
If she was topless would the video be considered kiddie porn?
fwtxnudist 9 months ago
very :monocle:
viceGTO 9 months ago
It's nice to know that even people with more disposable income than myself still buy outdoor furniture that is black, metal, and gets HOT AS FUCK in the sun. Nothing like sitting down and getting grill marks on your legs and 3rd degree burns on the back of legs at the pool. (Also, very nice bar and pool, thanks for sharing.)
DrRemulack 9 months ago
too much head on the beer ant..but other than that??Fuck it's gotta be good to be you!!
faggot!!*L*
JeffHatfield 9 months ago
too much head on the beer ant..but other than that??Fuck it's gotta be good to be you!!
JeffHatfield 9 months ago
why do I hate you and envy you at the same time??? You are the deffinition of the good life. May you be blessed with quadruplets in your upcomming life. All girls, that all turn 13 on your fufty ferth cough cough b day. And all hopes that you and Patriece can break bread as inlaws one day.
hcwoodworking 9 months ago
This video reminds me of the movie "Brainstorm", except there was no Christopher Walken.
BoogerCouch 9 months ago
Nice,pool. now if i could figure ouy a lawfull way to keep the neighbor's evil spawn away from mine. Destructive little bastards arent 18 yet so they're still protected by the law ... but that clock is ticking. The stupid little shits dont know the meaning of private property and have cost me quire a bit in vandalisim repair bills. Jealous of pepple who acturally work for what they have.
Crankster37 9 months ago
Do I hear "Heart Shaped Box" in the background??
90smusicfanatic 9 months ago
I like how he has a fancy shit and then he says " its hot as a fuck"
iglespepito 9 months ago
Is that Ant's niece? what creepy uncle.
tummypen99 9 months ago
Is that Ant's daughter?
tummypen99 9 months ago
"you dont have the mass for a really good one"... or enough years behind ya. give her 3 more and when she's 16 she'll have it.
belligerent81 9 months ago
@2:18 Is she having a seizure?
MrRahtin 9 months ago
Mazel Tov, nice Long Island Shiksa
ApplegateMike 9 months ago
nice fuckin pool man jesus. but alas i have no talent so i'll just play the lottery
michaelds204 9 months ago
3:03 - some of Ant's follicles fell out...
MoPapparani 9 months ago
Love the compound. Ant does your cam have zoom it will be cool if it does. Auto zoom when looking at Melisa.
MrLondono1 9 months ago
Does Ant wax his legs? Wtf...queer!
sharpbrothers 9 months ago
You know how cute I always thought you were Brad....
bigrig82 9 months ago
my back yard it BETTER!
SilkyPurr 9 months ago
0:38 he grabs the gun in case there is a situation between his basement and his pool
anaducks2008 9 months ago
Makes me want to drop out of school of all over again.
SSSSSSandman 9 months ago
Best video ever. Very inspiring, Ant! Where can I get that cam set-up?
soulkissr 9 months ago
I bet if u buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup!....Oh but it looks good on YOU though. : /
lespawl18 9 months ago
@lespawl18 Holy shit that's hilarious! :)
bigrig82 9 months ago
Didn't look wide enough for a double stack G30. G36 or faggy G26? Or did you have to be different and go with an odd ball?
LordRuckus 9 months ago
i love how his hair plugs are blown into view 3 min in
cbodall 9 months ago
Mr. Cumia. Did you steal that towel from Royal Caribean?
johnrocker69 9 months ago
pool is awfully small...
ParkLeeNa 9 months ago
U r my hero
anarchy99xx 9 months ago
I hate my life
deathbattlesuperstar 9 months ago
Hot chick, cold beer and a glock by your side....perfect life
MrRamone420 9 months ago
How in the blue fuck does a Fancy Man like Mr. Cumia have to walk ALL THE WAY to his bar and pour himself a beer, then walk ALL THE WAY back to the pool? Melissa should be getting you that beer, and delivering it to you with a ball bag tonguing. What is wrong with the world today?
Heroyesterday 9 months ago
Honestly I would come to these videos just to see the comments, you guys are the funniest fucks around
both the "featured" comments made me choke
harborwolf22 9 months ago
bit of a head on that beer
dontleademsomuch 9 months ago
I see at 1:05 Uncle Paul comes by to rub some 'earl' on the kiddies shoul'dahs and practice mouth-to-mouth *eh-heh ah-heh*
Canksta 9 months ago
i tried hitting every button but her clothes never came off...this game blows. :)
SomeNewKid11 9 months ago
best part - pours beer, then turns to pistol on bar, quietly says "hm" and then picks it up and walks away.
i can see ant walking around carrying a beer and pistol, with a silly camera on his head.
nbwatki 9 months ago
You earned everything you got Ant....but I'm pissed because the weather in Michigan stinks right now...63 degrees and my pool is lonely. N
onesaint333 9 months ago
Nice place dick....
shitcock1985 9 months ago
Must be so nice to be so rich that you can bring glass in to the pool area.
gipibyrne 9 months ago
no millionaire should drink bud light. just sayin
wantmoore 9 months ago
Where is Robin Leach? " Champagne Wishes & Cavier Dreams"
mitchcoker 9 months ago
Another video from Mr Cumia that reminds me how much of a failure I am, hahaha
teamhex 9 months ago
Nice stolen towel!!!!!! (winky eye!!)
kustombilt 9 months ago
i'm anthony j cumia. millionaire. i own a mansion and a yacht.
bobbbackwards 9 months ago
Nice towel Ant...
Treezum 9 months ago
I was going to say "Cool landscaping, bro"... but I'd rather now say ... "GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN DREAM!!!!!!!!"
Frrrrrrrrunkis 9 months ago
Such a small lot for that kind of house. I pictured Ant's place as alot roomier.
tenbadthings 9 months ago
I see the option to click on LIKE and DISLIKE ..... I need the ENVY option ....
No Pool Side Keg ???
CraigVM62 9 months ago
you rich cunt bastard (dont block me)
tokeabow 9 months ago
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Its good to be the King.
MrJimboalsp 9 months ago
What's up with the gun? Ya' live in Mexico? Or Detroit?
geargemartin 9 months ago
the 7 dislikes are in serious denial about wishing they were doing the same thing... if I had Ant's income, I'd be doing the same thing, not driving a damn semi...
TheSupertrucker78 9 months ago
I love you!! no home of course
29render 9 months ago
give us a view of you eating that box...with a do respect...rough life fancy man!
29render 9 months ago 6
@29render why would you say something like that?
firemaiden34 8 months ago
@firemaiden34 oh here we go with the comment police!! he is a SHOCK JOCK AND IT WAS A JOKE you fucking ass hole! I see you are a fucking troll on the comments...i posted this a fucking week ago...what u just sittin in mommy's basement jerking it to Ants chick and policing all of the comments?? No i looked you up and you dont do shit except play fukn video games!! Go tug ur lil wanker in the basement you little pussy ass faggit
29render 8 months ago
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firemaiden34 8 months ago
@29render LOL
firemaiden34 8 months ago
@firemaiden34 thats what should be said after one gets their ass handed to them for a stupid fag ass comment, good job!
29render 8 months ago
@29render no its just funny how bad you freaking out about it lol
firemaiden34 8 months ago
ALRIGHT WE GET IT! *Dislike
friscosgreatest 9 months ago
You are a Faggot because you are drinking that NASTY ASS BUD LIGHT!!!!
bcook5000 9 months ago 3
I see why you were racing home
hathawaykevin 9 months ago
Ant just posts this shit to remind us how pathetic our lives actually are....... Thanks
Da55Moose 9 months ago 4
It's so wierd when dads swim with there daughters.
bestvidsdottk 9 months ago 25
Is there really someone who votes "thumbs down" and says to himself that he *doesn't* want your life?
Mycosyco1 9 months ago
Lets see some Cumiacam at the gun range!
BeardmanAirsoft 9 months ago
A mansion, with a nice pool, cold beer on tap, and a supermodel who adores you. You sir, are a FANCY man living the life most people dream of. You really need to hire a midget in a white tuxedo though to stand by your chair and hold your beer for you.
fishman5440 9 months ago
@fishman5440 HERE HERE!!!
29render 9 months ago
I like this, although I was half expecting a headcrab to pop out of nowhere.
TheChronicKronic 9 months ago
I do better cannonballs than that with my logs.
kbarham 9 months ago 3
I'm so glad I'm also rich or else I would be jealous...
jesusfarts 9 months ago
Can I come over?
Shankwave 9 months ago
the only thing ur missing is a little table for your drink asshole
TheBlakeri 9 months ago
great music. your girlfriend and I were both about 7 when Kurt blew his brains out. oh, the memories
nickypeeps 9 months ago
I see his hair plugs are coming out!
RyanThaDude 9 months ago