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  • Doesn't even have a table for his beer? ...Money vs. Wealth

  • He's gotta have 20-25 years on that bitch.

    Slightly creepy? Yes.

    Am I jealous? Yes.

  • fuck his life

  • I wish I were rich and funny as hell so when I'm old I could date girls half my age.

  • Ant did you steal that towl ? L.O.L

  • he swims with a gun?

  • NICE...!@

  • That was heart shaped box before the No doubt song Ant, you douche, not Lithium.

  • @PSDnumber4 Lithium is the channel that is playing you dumb fuck

  • If I had as much money i would do the same exact fuckin thing!congats.

  • @ web262 well you never know when the "you know who's" will try a home invasion, right Ant?

  • @selftherapycomedy do you feel like u shit your pants when momsy walked in on u sucking slimy dog cock? Cuz you look like an asshole who attempted to be "the disagreeing target" and instead came off as "the fagala fatso interested only in men that resemble himself or one of his two queen fathers"........fuck that, fuck skinny bitches. Give me a fucking pig with shit balls and chest hair

  • You just had to throw it in our faces didn't you? Good for you, Keep em cummin.

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  • must be a dangerous neighborhood to take a gun with you to the pool xD

  • Wish I could get rich at a job I enjoy like you did Ant.

  • this man is like scarface

  • Not bad for a tin knocker. Living the dream, Ant.

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  • god damn rich cunt!! i kill rich cunts

  • Ew...that girls is like anorexic. Fuck that....get some girl with meat on her ....

  • I want Mr. Cumia's girlfriend, house and job.

  • goddamn you ant.. goddamn ye..

  • Ant, if you ever read this... send this footage to Activision or some shit and get an Anthony Cumia FPS game made. Beer, guns, broads, and Shelby Cobras. Even Duke Nukem would get himself a copy.

  • money...

  • God Bless. Anthony.

  • Nice landscaping. 

  • Ants house looks like one of the one's from MW2 when the US gets invaded for the first time. Go back and play the game and you'll see it.

  • so thats what the good life looks like, i guess i'll go hang myself now

  • i hate how your neighbors can see in your yard, i got a place a little bigger than yours but its on a nice plot of land... you'll get there one day if you work hard.

  • Ant has it good, compound, bar, armory, he's ready for anything bad

  • At about 3:15 one of his hair plugs, sorry, surgically place hair follicles, can be seen in the camera lens.

  • I see the gun, the beer, the barely legal girl with daddy issues, but where is the bowl of wheat pretzels?

  • Congrats Ant,

    You actually have a girl thats BARELY 18

  • Great instantly feeling better about being me after watching what life could be like. aaahhhh. well life is good right i'm gonna go home to my mansion now... Wait what am i saying?? I live in a house the size of ant's pool house that i'm losing because I can't afford the mortgage. Thanks for the pep talk anthony

  • Sweet place! Too bad it is in NY! I will have a place like that when i move to SC.

  • I think it's so nice Anthony allows the neighborhood kids to come by and use his pool>

  • Anthony is living in a Wopster paradise!!! Enjoy the pool, the girl, the Shelby, the house, the guns and of course the stacks of cash....

    I have to go put on my uniform, climb into my shitty patrol car and deal with animals for the next 10 hours. Anthony, fuck you. Funny bastard.

  • this is cool, must be a sick camera

    

  • I bet she doesn't know 100 words of English. They way Ant likes em!

  • @1:04 The pool-toy for his Girlfriend.

  • almost like getting sucked into a portal into anthony's brain and then getting dumped back into my own shitty life

  • GOD DAMN RICH CUNT!!

  • I'm so jealous,FUCK YOU Anthony!!!!

  • That's what you get when you are lucky enough to fall ass backwards into a radio gig and stop having to do real work. I don't know what 4 leaf clover Ant shoved up his ass back when he was a tin-knocker, but it worked.

  • Ant has entertained me for 5+ years and deserves every penny.

  • All that fucking money, and you can't afford a side table...WOW

  • This piece of shit. Full length bar. Smoking hot chick. Pool that looks like the ones they have in 6 falgs. This mother fucker. Ant Cumia is the man.

  • One little Titan deadbolt and outside hinges?? Cute.

    Who put the alarm sensor right there? Interesting.

  • and if Ant's house and life wasn't good enough, he's also got a big huge cock.

    damn you Cumia, i hope you trip over your own cock and drown in your pool... sigh.

  • an 180 seconds distracting while i prepare to go back to having to whack off to videos of girls and get sad at my shitty house.

    thank you Ant, you my nigga'!

  • anthony cumia's resort and spa we have a beer and glock for you pool side and in every room.

  • Why do I feel like Ant got a blowjob shortly after the camera went off?

  • Faggot, lol

  • You're The Man Ant! :)

  • Random handgun 0:35

  • I can't even stand to watch this...alone...in my one bedroom apartment...fuckin asshole

  • That's awesome Ant. Nice house. Will you be my friend? LOL.

  • Did you ever imagine back when you were knocking tin that you would be sitting in that chair next to that chic looking at the back of the mansion you own? Nice home ant, you made all the right moves in life.

  • is the glock by the pool really necessary count wopula?

  • Ant rules..not even commenting on the pink raft he walks by in the window of the pool house.

  • Not bad for a guy who was knocking tin a few years ago. Good for you Ant!

  • Now i wish i was dead!

  • I hate my life...

  • Ant, I hope you have glocks stashed in the filters!! What would you do if a man of color hopped the fence @ 2:00????

  • Always a lil different than you picture. Nice to see it man, love the waterfall...nice touch.

  • I have to hand it to you Mr Cumia, you have everything a man could want.

  • hot girlfriend, alcoholic, gun nut...yeah....you live rough! Only Hoo Hoo has it rougher!

  • @swimcoachpete thats funny...but i wish that i could afford that shit

  • @29render me too

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  • So tough being Anthony...but he did bust his ass to get there....to the victor goes the spoils!!!

  • @bucksnbrew Busted his ass??? STOPPP STOPPPP

  • He sure is close to his neighbors. If I had that kind of money I would be in a place with a little more room to breath. His neighbors have to hate him with all his drunk late night parties.

  • shouldnt that be an escalator wisking you into and out of your bar area?

  • Ants a faggot.

  • shes not as hot as one would figure that bitch that shot em down was nice the red head

  • This reminds me of the flashback scenes in Robocop.

  • I want to be Anthony when I grow up!

  • this video would rule even more if out of nowhere you just sat down at your computer and started jerking off.

  • @SRTtoZ i hope u are a chick...if not u made me laugh hard with that fukt up comment!!

  • At 3:37 you can see your plugs flying in the breeze lol.

  • anybody else catch ants hair plugs falling out for the last 30 seconds of the vid?

  • wow look how poor u are. you don't have a little table next to you , you have to use a chair!!!!!!!

  • Royal Caribbean wants their towels back

  • @hudsnhawwk i bet they would like to have their 30g's that he took from their casino too

  • Why not just say hey everybody take a look at my big fucking house and pool that you fucks will never have. Lmao

  • love the uncomfortable laugh in the pool scene

  • If I had this life, I'd be angry as hell too if they wanted more of my money. Holy awesome house Batman.

  • America is cool.

  • I hate you because your life is perfect.....

  • If you packed an AK-47 or even better, and AK-74, with tape over the muzzle and a round in the chamber, you could safely carry into your pool and fire on intruders coming up from underwater without even clearing the bolt/chamber. Much better carry choice for poolside than a semi-auto pistol - especially now that you've revealed to any attackers that find you in the pool that a loaded handgun rests on the chair next to your beer...

  • Well 3 mins have gone and back to my shitty life

  • Even though I probably won't ever be able to afford your kind of house, if I install a bar like yours I'll be happy.

  • cool place and all but yucks, Ant's surgically replaced hair gets on the lense around the three minute mark

  • Aw that's cool, you invited Melissa over to swim on her day off from school.

  • If she was topless would the video be considered kiddie porn?

  • very :monocle:

  • It's nice to know that even people with more disposable income than myself still buy outdoor furniture that is black, metal, and gets HOT AS FUCK in the sun. Nothing like sitting down and getting grill marks on your legs and 3rd degree burns on the back of legs at the pool. (Also, very nice bar and pool, thanks for sharing.)

  • too much head on the beer ant..but other than that??Fuck it's gotta be good to be you!!

    faggot!!*L*

  • too much head on the beer ant..but other than that??Fuck it's gotta be good to be you!!

  • why do I hate you and envy you at the same time??? You are the deffinition of the good life. May you be blessed with quadruplets in your upcomming life. All girls, that all turn 13 on your fufty ferth cough cough b day. And all hopes that you and Patriece can break bread as inlaws one day.

  • This video reminds me of the movie "Brainstorm", except there was no Christopher Walken.

  • Nice,pool. now if i could figure ouy a lawfull way to keep the neighbor's evil spawn away from mine. Destructive little bastards arent 18 yet so they're still protected by the law ... but that clock is ticking. The stupid little shits dont know the meaning of private property and have cost me quire a bit in vandalisim repair bills. Jealous of pepple who acturally work for what they have.

  • Do I hear "Heart Shaped Box" in the background??

  • I like how he has a fancy shit and then he says " its hot as a fuck"

  • Is that Ant's niece? what creepy uncle.

  • Is that Ant's daughter?

  • "you dont have the mass for a really good one"... or enough years behind ya. give her 3 more and when she's 16 she'll have it.

  • @2:18 Is she having a seizure?

  • Mazel Tov, nice Long Island Shiksa

  • nice fuckin pool man jesus. but alas i have no talent so i'll just play the lottery

  • 3:03 - some of Ant's follicles fell out...

  • Love the compound. Ant does your cam have zoom it will be cool if it does. Auto zoom when looking at Melisa.

  • Does Ant wax his legs? Wtf...queer!

  • You know how cute I always thought you were Brad....

  • my back yard it BETTER!

  • 0:38 he grabs the gun in case there is a situation between his basement and his pool

  • Makes me want to drop out of school of all over again.

  • Best video ever. Very inspiring, Ant! Where can I get that cam set-up?

  • I bet if u buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup!....Oh but it looks good on YOU though. : /

  • @lespawl18 Holy shit that's hilarious! :)

  • Didn't look wide enough for a double stack G30. G36 or faggy G26? Or did you have to be different and go with an odd ball?

  • i love how his hair plugs are blown into view 3 min in

  • Mr. Cumia. Did you steal that towel from Royal Caribean?

  • pool is awfully small...

  • U r my hero

  • I hate my life

  • Hot chick, cold beer and a glock by your side....perfect life

  • How in the blue fuck does a Fancy Man like Mr. Cumia have to walk ALL THE WAY to his bar and pour himself a beer, then walk ALL THE WAY back to the pool? Melissa should be getting you that beer, and delivering it to you with a ball bag tonguing. What is wrong with the world today?

  • Honestly I would come to these videos just to see the comments, you guys are the funniest fucks around

    both the "featured" comments made me choke

  • bit of a head on that beer

  • I see at 1:05 Uncle Paul comes by to rub some 'earl' on the kiddies shoul'dahs and practice mouth-to-mouth *eh-heh ah-heh*

  • i tried hitting every button but her clothes never came off...this game blows. :)

  • best part - pours beer, then turns to pistol on bar, quietly says "hm" and then picks it up and walks away.

    i can see ant walking around carrying a beer and pistol, with a silly camera on his head.

  • You earned everything you got Ant....but I'm pissed because the weather in Michigan stinks right now...63 degrees and my pool is lonely. N

  • Nice place dick....

  • Must be so nice to be so rich that you can bring glass in to the pool area.

  • no millionaire should drink bud light. just sayin

  • Where is Robin Leach? " Champagne Wishes & Cavier Dreams"

  • Another video from Mr Cumia that reminds me how much of a failure I am, hahaha

  • Nice stolen towel!!!!!! (winky eye!!)

  • i'm anthony j cumia. millionaire. i own a mansion and a yacht.

  • Nice towel Ant...

  • I was going to say "Cool landscaping, bro"... but I'd rather now say ... "GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN DREAM!!!!!!!!"

  • Such a small lot for that kind of house. I pictured Ant's place as alot roomier.

  • I see the option to click on LIKE and DISLIKE ..... I need the ENVY option ....

    No Pool Side Keg ???

  • you rich cunt bastard (dont block me)

  • What's up with the gun? Ya' live in Mexico? Or Detroit?

  • the 7 dislikes are in serious denial about wishing they were doing the same thing... if I had Ant's income, I'd be doing the same thing, not driving a damn semi...

  • I love you!! no home of course

  • give us a view of you eating that box...with a do respect...rough life fancy man!

  • @29render why would you say something like that?

  • @firemaiden34 oh here we go with the comment police!!  he is a SHOCK JOCK AND IT WAS A JOKE you fucking ass hole! I see you are a fucking troll on the comments...i posted this a fucking week ago...what u just sittin in mommy's basement jerking it to Ants chick and policing all of the comments?? No i looked you up and you dont do shit except play fukn video games!! Go tug ur lil wanker in the basement you little pussy ass faggit

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  • @29render LOL

  • @firemaiden34 thats what should be said after one gets their ass handed to them for a stupid fag ass comment, good job!

  • @29render no its just funny how bad you freaking out about it lol

  • ALRIGHT WE GET IT! *Dislike

  • You are a Faggot because you are drinking that NASTY ASS BUD LIGHT!!!!

  • I see why you were racing home

  • Ant just posts this shit to remind us how pathetic our lives actually are....... Thanks

  • It's so wierd when dads swim with there daughters.

  • Is there really someone who votes "thumbs down" and says to himself that he *doesn't* want your life?

  • Lets see some Cumiacam at the gun range!

  • A mansion, with a nice pool, cold beer on tap, and a supermodel who adores you. You sir, are a FANCY man living the life most people dream of. You really need to hire a midget in a white tuxedo though to stand by your chair and hold your beer for you.

  • @fishman5440 HERE HERE!!!

  • I like this, although I was half expecting a headcrab to pop out of nowhere.

  • I do better cannonballs than that with my logs.

  • I'm so glad I'm also rich or else I would be jealous...

  • Can I come over?

  • the only thing ur missing is a little table for your drink asshole

  • great music.  your girlfriend and I were both about 7 when Kurt blew his brains out. oh, the memories

  • I see his hair plugs are coming out!