This would have fucked the fuck-to-cunt ratio right up. Five or six cunts and you've no room for a couple of hundred fucks, never mind all the shites, wanks and bollocks.
"Tucker's Law: If some cunt can fuck something up that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt. I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home."
@DIGIxPUNKx1996 For Facebook - linked profiles, whatever I comment it goes to my facebook. Saves me typing it twice. Don't be so quick with your smartarseness =]
@cofpaddy Sorry, I forgot my brief "delibrately-antagonistic-comment" phase. I's just the number of people who just copy out quotes from the show and then comment them... It's something of a pet hate.
english 8 y.o"GIRLs"=WCs having NOthing2get/keepMen with (NO:languages,cooking),enjoy so much doing all in theGOBs that when Not taking it UpTheButt,Fart likeSWINEs,like theirMUMs/NANs b4them.English preTEENs who R NOtVegetarian say:- eating rabbit,veal (never mind Snails,horse,etc like French,Italian,etc =allCLASSyLadies, NOtWCs) & BuyingFur is disgusting but we enjoy SWALLOWingMEN's: Pee,Cum+even!SHIT,4Free,InPublic even b4 we go2 _HighSt._SEXshops2Buy ourselves!ANALkits so2b ready4many MEN-
6-8y.o.english"GIRLs"=WCs,BOASTinglyBEG OLD MEN2: Pee,CUM+evenSHIT into their HungryBig GOBs coZ their wcMUMs&TOILET NANs couldN't cook either & R DIRTY like englishMen (NowGAYs)Too.UK: schools,Media,social services under the pretext of sex"education"prompt theWCs2SwallowMore like they already saw theirOwn(UNDERage)MUMs do.Then when the wornOut TOILETs R 48y.o.(still in MINIskirtS & lil'Tops),they"rape" 6-8y.o."KIDs" & evenToddlers coZ the latter doN't offer it(yet) like theFormer,2feMalePAEDOs
england had invaded the thenUSA, treated its ppl withViolence & wanted taxes/FREEmoney. NowadaysUK just borrows from the veryUSA. NO1's perfect butEngland! I hope nobody's bitter about the2010 football gaffe helping the yanks, before that because of theSuez faux-pas, etc. Even theLibyan's realease4petrol makes1wonder if it wasN't done so that later/now to blame the Scots. We the english seem to blame everyone (mainly from : Scotland, France, usa, Northen Ireland, Argentina,etc) but ourselves
Legendary. Enough said.
daz5254 1 month ago
Never seen this before. It's fucking gold!
Penko83 2 months ago
This would have fucked the fuck-to-cunt ratio right up. Five or six cunts and you've no room for a couple of hundred fucks, never mind all the shites, wanks and bollocks.
7279616E 3 months ago
I needs me that TEA TOWEL!!!!
AshLuvsJonnyStew 6 months ago
Who needs special forces?
Just send in Malcom Tucker to tell it how it is and take a shit over everyone.
TheDownUnderSquadron 6 months ago 8
Malcolm Fucking Tucker should be the Fucking Prime Minister.
5AU5AGEROLL 6 months ago 2
I want this as my ringtone, or voice mail if the News of the World are still hacking
GeeGee3374 6 months ago
A T-towel huh. Can I get that on a coffee mug?
Arrakeen77 8 months ago
I Will Obey This Law.
spoitguitar 8 months ago 5
One person here is a cunt, and it's not Tucker
digitalspaghetti 10 months ago 16
If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fuckin' fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.
artwelve22 1 year ago 3
This is legend. Only 11 seconds. But destiny says it is headed for greatness!!!
ACinDorset 1 year ago 4
I've got it printed on my morning coffee mug from Urban Dictionary! LOL
yourmum739 1 year ago
Wow. One person apparently lacks all sense of humour.
kcidx 1 year ago
@kcidx That indeed is Tucker's Law in action right there.
zionravescene 1 year ago 2
what season is this episode from
Slipknotrule2 1 year ago
@Slipknotrule2
It's from the Special 'Spinners and Losers'
Pepotamo1985 11 months ago
@Slipknotrule2 It's not from an episode mate. It was cut as the BBC knew that so many uses of the word cunt would never get past the regulators.
Shame ... the clip is pure quality, and I'm sure we can all relate Tuckers Law to some cunt in real life ;o)
Larrythelabrat 11 months ago 6
The best part was when he said cunt.
xelnagahomie 1 year ago 9
I've never heard Piers Morgan's name come up so many times in a phrase. Thank you Malcom Tucker for summarising Piers Morgan in a phrase
bunnjovi1988 1 year ago
Takes that whole "Self Reflexive Remark is Self Reflexive" joke convention to a beautiful new level.
PurushaDesa 1 year ago 2
L E G E N D
catpainplain 1 year ago
"Tucker's Law: If some cunt can fuck something up that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up because that cunt's a cunt. I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home."
cofpaddy 1 year ago 6
@cofpaddy Well done. You successfully wrote that down.
DIGIxPUNKx1996 1 year ago
@DIGIxPUNKx1996 For Facebook - linked profiles, whatever I comment it goes to my facebook. Saves me typing it twice. Don't be so quick with your smartarseness =]
cofpaddy 7 months ago
@cofpaddy Sorry, I forgot my brief "delibrately-antagonistic-comment" phase. I's just the number of people who just copy out quotes from the show and then comment them... It's something of a pet hate.
DIGIxPUNKx1996 7 months ago
There's at least one cunt around here who dislikes Malcolm Tucker! Boooo!!!
blackwell754 1 year ago
Oh yes
JOPEYDOPE 1 year ago
Brilliant!
PsychoDad89 1 year ago
If this is an outtake of the Spinnners and Losers episode.......how do you actually get it?!
djpj22 1 year ago
@djpj22 dvd =P
lydz25 1 year ago
Haha, yes. Malcolm truly is one of the greatest characters ever... ever.
honarmin 1 year ago
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english 8 y.o"GIRLs"=WCs having NOthing2get/keepMen with (NO:languages,cooking),enjoy so much doing all in theGOBs that when Not taking it UpTheButt,Fart likeSWINEs,like theirMUMs/NANs b4them.English preTEENs who R NOtVegetarian say:- eating rabbit,veal (never mind Snails,horse,etc like French,Italian,etc =allCLASSyLadies, NOtWCs) & BuyingFur is disgusting but we enjoy SWALLOWingMEN's: Pee,Cum+even!SHIT,4Free,InPublic even b4 we go2 _HighSt._SEXshops2Buy ourselves!ANALkits so2b ready4many MEN-
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6-8y.o.english"GIRLs"=WCs,BOASTinglyBEG OLD MEN2: Pee,CUM+evenSHIT into their HungryBig GOBs coZ their wcMUMs&TOILET NANs couldN't cook either & R DIRTY like englishMen (NowGAYs)Too.UK: schools,Media,social services under the pretext of sex"education"prompt theWCs2SwallowMore like they already saw theirOwn(UNDERage)MUMs do.Then when the wornOut TOILETs R 48y.o.(still in MINIskirtS & lil'Tops),they"rape" 6-8y.o."KIDs" & evenToddlers coZ the latter doN't offer it(yet) like theFormer,2feMalePAEDOs
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 1 year ago
Poetic swearing.
Tanithor 1 year ago 6
Tucker's not "Tuckers", you clueless egg cunt!
ajuk1 1 year ago 14
wat
Mobroz 1 year ago
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england had invaded the thenUSA, treated its ppl withViolence & wanted taxes/FREEmoney. NowadaysUK just borrows from the veryUSA. NO1's perfect butEngland! I hope nobody's bitter about the2010 football gaffe helping the yanks, before that because of theSuez faux-pas, etc. Even theLibyan's realease4petrol makes1wonder if it wasN't done so that later/now to blame the Scots. We the english seem to blame everyone (mainly from : Scotland, France, usa, Northen Ireland, Argentina,etc) but ourselves
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 1 year ago
tuckers like a scottish chuck norris, instead of muscles he has swears XD
TekranoXx 1 year ago 3
what episode is this from?
dhx117 1 year ago
@dhx117 It's an outtake from the spinners and losers specials
neXib 1 year ago
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KOOL VIDEO!!!
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MachuPicchuTours 1 year ago
Should be the new PM. "Lisbon Treaty?! Fu-" Etc.
JIMKUltra 2 years ago 4
Tucker's Law tea towels now available! Can be found on the well known auction site ...
davan39 2 years ago 51
Tucker is a king among men. Fact.
rossfinnie 2 years ago 102