Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

[MrBigEnchilada]

i can never find where clifford banes is <_< but this is lol.

[skulleton]

Twin Falls

[BoredomeMadeMeDoThis]

twin falls :D

[dreamingpixles]

Things like this, and the onion generally, first make you want to laugh because they're fake. Then they make you want to cry because on a deeper level they're so accurate.

[djmariusmutu]

I wanna know where the heck Clifford Baynes is........

[Queenlafry]

I watch the Onion News Network more than I watch regular news :)

[iamrasa]

Dream BIG Dreams .org .....out of touch!!! Bring on the 'new game plan.'

[EpicMe3]

Stupid clip

[datingfree1a1]

Awsome Clip

[TheGreatWatson]

Lol @ the end "OMG" "OH COMON!" "THAT IS DISGUSTING" "THAT IS JUST REALLY UNCALLED FOR!" Then the epic lady hits out with "Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Is this show for reals ? :L

"Those kids wont be learning Japanese!"

[Pablowanjedi]

@TheGreatWatson Yeah, the aaaaahhhh at the end was the best, moments like these make the onion the funniest fake news network

[obamasmash]

i rarely vote up this crap but that ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh needed it

[oldmanstalker]

i miss this old format

[brooksmc]

you wont see those girls learning japaneese

[elessar1313]

Clifford Banes has one of the most awesome lives ever

[EnterNameHere55]

the old black woman is my favorite

[crzyj19]

The black lady is by far the funniest! SO talented!

[restitution69]

ahhhhhhhhhhh

[joe133322]

haha!  Obama calling the first lady a stupid bitch :P

[fallingslowly4cody]

The black woman in these sketches kills me!! So funny, such a good actress!

[1xdxd1]

HAAAAAAAAAAAA

[wolfmagic72]

Hilarious! Obama is happy- no finance probs, no TSA harrasment, no unemployment, a never-ending budget. Lol...how funny...hahaha...

[Manofaction0]

lol I gotta read up one what the foreigners have to say about his. This is too good, and you KNOW they all think its real.

[JamieHowitt]

@Manofaction0

"Us foreigners" like The Onion too...

The world isn't split into "Americans" and "Some Other Less-Intelligent More-Gullible People" -__-

[Manofaction0]

@JamieHowitt

I don't think that at all. I understand if someone legitimately doesn't know what the Onion is, but I'm talking about the foreigners that aggressively judge us and our culture exclusively by Onion videos thinking it's real. It's very annoying actually. Seriously, look around, they're everywhere.

[SAR0311]

@JamieHowitt Yes it is :-p

[JamieHowitt]

@SAR0311

Whatever makes you happy

[ondank]

@Manofaction0

Actually most "foreigners" get its satire and would assume that most Americans would think its real (because lets be honest this is not very far from fox news :P

[MultiChrisjb]

@Manofaction0 No I think you'll actually fine americans are a lot more ignorant and gulliable then the rest of the world. You actually believe all that bullshit your govenment comes up with. For example Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

[Soldieroncrakck]

@MultiChrisjb

I know it didn't. It never did. Iran had nuclear proliferation measures but never any successful nukes. You should do some research and understand your topic before you go trollin.

[Kazutadashi]

"Wont be seeing those girl learn Japanese!" Rofl, love her, she makes the funniest comments!

[adamshorting12]

lol

[TheIllusoryGentleman]

pause at 0:51 ...simply amazing.

[HplusG]

@TheIllusoryGentleman lol, u mean the lady's face?

[smurph077]

EVEN HIS DAWG LOOKS TO GOOOOD ! xD

[alexnadim]

funny pic 1:55 :)) lol

[Dacadvid]

The scary thing is, it is only a matter of time before Rush Limbaugh or Glenn Beck tries to say this with no irony whatsoever.

[PsH00tEr]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! lmfao

[fishhead06]

Nancy for President.

[deceiver123m]

WONT BE SEEING THOSE GIRLS LEARNING JAPANESE...



[Boobalopbop]

"Now those girls are as slutty as my kids" lmao!

[selfagreement]

You just can't make this stuff up. Well, actually...I guess you can :p

[Semitaire]

I love the Cliffford Baines jokes

[DynamicScherzo]

I can't believe they can keep straight faces XD These vids are genius :)

[orestisDisturbed]

whenever Nancy speaks i laugh for 5 minutes!!!

[nanaohz]

dental hygienist as wife lol

[Slayer34214]

lol at the end biden sex life

[nmitchell076]

lmao, I love the "since 1896"

[Jesus00000000000]

Why is Clifford Baines never around?

[TSmity2]

The black lady's HILARIOUS

[doublesguy]

2:17= My new wallpaper.

[vadennotbaden]

2:17! I love it...ROFLMAO!

[NE0NBL00D]

"I would like a clay pot!!!" I wish she'd say that in every episode of In the Know. Or "Get those motherfuckin' spiders offa me!!!"

[Boobalopbop]

@NE0NBL00D "But I don't want a dead baby"

[Debsturrs]

i laughed so hard at the goth teenager! omfg so priceless. lol XD

[toastednoodles]

"Even that dog looks too good!"

man that look on her face is intense

[fuzzylogic218]

How about the production value? All the sets and graphics are ridiculous. I love the onion.

[BackSpaceTheGreat]

OMFG! I've been watching these for the last hour! I can't stop laughing! :D Really well done guys.

[RedNymph234]

oh my God....this video is amazing....a true satire of the media....

[metallist65]

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." LOL

[cut3wood]

he should go home and beat that dog dead with a stick

[Natasha424]

Repo Men Collect National Debt Clock! XDDDD

[argozempo]

The Obamas disgust me with their displays of genuine affection. I hope that Barak's surrogate, diabetic, ADHD, goth, and check-forging, family brings the nation's First Family down to size.

[hylozoic]

lmao! Did she just jizz in her pants?

[RobinScott93]

"You won't be seeing those girls learning Japanese". That made me cry. XD

[JTyeptanar]

Tell Obama to give me a call when he gains 97 pounds of pure fat. Then I'll listen...

[johnsdoeful]

Woah woah, I want to see at least 2 different coronary heart conditions before I start giving 2 sh*ts.

[LadyBlutHecate]

Wait, I thought it was the stereotype that that goth girl with ADHD would become rediagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome and bring the greatest shame to her parents in their lives, by wanting to learn Japanese and taking part in her disgraceful sister city program when she could be some nice non-weeaboo kid who's never seen an Asian person in her life and never wants to?

Clearly we are forgetting how everyone hates Asian loving weeaboos more than anyone else on the planet.

[candyhotpocket]

Spergin is just plain old autism now.

[Sonicblade128]

@LadyBlutHecate -- As one of those Asians (Korean-Japanese, to be precise), I agree: extreme weeabooism is a very viable approach. One of the Obama kids should become utterly obsessed in Japanese anime, to the point where she is crafting at least two horrible yaoi crossover manga or fanfiction per week (though Mary Sue self-inserts are acceptable too) before suddenly discovering Twilight and writing purple prosody about adult romance with sparkling vampires in D.C.

[MrTanyi]

Hilarious... But what if the average family really was like the Obamas... O_o

[Chainsawcannibal]

"Most Americans feel that being out of shape,and being unhappy are core American values."

ROFL LMAO xD

[001hinata001]

my grandpa's from twin falls. he never shuts up about it. T_T

[RuggedBaphomet]

Lol this shit is reminding me of The Red Dragon

(Hannibal)

They want to "Change" Obama and his family!

[Oli3TB76]

That ending is too funny

[OthelloCarmellow]

I swear to god 2:15 almost made me pee.

[maam31]

lmfao!

[Bamfosaurus]

LMFAO at the chick wailing at the end

[randomxm1]

@jeremyrfritz

Props to you sir. Finding a common ground like that is one of the first steps to uniting this country. I agree, definitly fuckable.

[randomxm1]

George Bushs' "manish, dead eyed wife"! FUCKING LOVE IT!

[copperwaxwing]

stopid video

[Poisonspoonful]

Rather a stupid video then a stupid person.

[justanothersheeple]

HAHAHAHA

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

haha

[ToxicOdiousOne]

He is out of touch with miserable Americans.

[quenton444]

No.

[chrisbotron]

Michelle is arguably the most fuckable but definitely not without a doubt. What about Jackie O???

[setbro]

...Well since Jackie O

[chrisbotron]

@setbro definitely since Jackie O

[ThebanPhalanx]

@jeremyrfritz

JFK had a hotter first lady.

[chriscunanan]

@jeremyrfritz i wouldn't fuck that witch

[Explosiveelm]

@jeremyrfritz What about Jackie Kennedy?

[beholdfateknocks]

@jeremyrfritz I would argue Jackie Kennedy beats Michelle in that category though Michelle is highly fuckable

[myastroflight]

@jeremyrfritz What about Jackie?

[superbacon321]

@jeremyrfritz dude chicks black

[gurliegurl89]

Lol i love the onion ...so funny

[REdirectURL]

"You wont be seeing THOSE girls learning japanese"

[RobbieBizzzle]

I laughed so hard at 2:15 hahaha

[therambo220]

@RobbieBizzzle Same

[preaacstal]

haha great sketch

[dm121984]

"Its provides a destraction from my own horrible empty life" lol!

[pedigree248]

that would win him some votes, no doubt about it, lol

[Clearie552]

rofl!!

[BeamingSplendor]

now those girls were slutty as my kids!

[Fonzersbox]

truly some wtf moments lol.

[conglomonova]

WTF @ 2:15

[idotechno]

i lol'd

[hypedigg]

Even their dog looks too good! Classic satire. LOL!

[baa1234]

lol, nancy is the greatest of all of them

[AarinHikaKao]

Nancy is the best one, lol.

[IrisMadeline]

even though this stuff is satire... it has a lot of truth in it lol

[IrisMadeline]

don't call me a fucktard, you know nothing about me. thanks.

and what are you saying, this whole channel is satire...

unless you're making a bad joke...

[pdblouin33]

I love trolling.

[k1n6k1n6]

@pdblouin33 lol =D

[ThailandMango]

haha r u serious?

[Skynet307]

they let the dumb "black" one on? wtf

[daspoooop]

LOL... they should of done tiger woods instead ;)

[dgmoreno747]

LMAO, love his new children and wife.

[egkg75]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhh

[Aaron2071]

omg I love Nancy xD

[zellmer]

Oh my god, people are treating even this one as real. You hope they're from some other country, you really do..

[dm121984]

Indeed, but sadly they are probably from the US. These are the people who think Fox News is news, and 'Conservapedia' is accurate

[smashmouthleonard]

NO news is real 'news' or unbiased journalism anymore,

[Runesocesius]

@smashmouthleonard Yes but atleast some people try. Unlike Fox.

[marcsmancrusader]

what about the people who think that obama is their prophet and savior?

liberal trash

[XanBcoo]

No one thinks that you git

[johnnyappleseedism]

@dm121984 I dont watch any tv news, especially fox. But im sick of people talking about fox, when all news is just as corrupt. Pure propaganda. You are naive to think that the others are giving you anything better. You're just getting the exact opposite. Atleast fox mentions the conspiracy theories, even though they "debunk them" lmao.  twilight zone for real, wake up sheep. baaaaah

[iamnotanija]

the only other one is msnbc but at least they don't bend the facts like fox news.

[johnnyappleseedism]

they all bend the facts.

[dm121984]

Onion, you beautiful network you.

[dlfnzrok]

hahaha

onion=win

[AssHatSockPuppet]

Why not throw in a Heisman trophy to the AssClown?

Remember: It's All Bush's Fault Obama is INCOMPETENT!

[MishuTaste]

That lady w/ the wig is outrageous!

[PipVanWinkle]

2:15 - AAHHAAHAHAHHHHHHHH.........

[Dhammawitt]

there is no damage of the past 8 years, we're experiencing the attempt to overtake the government from the past 50 years. Now the government has their chance to spend money that doesn't even exist to enslave so that now we work for them. Or did you think health care was somehow related to healthcare?

Smoke and mirrors my friend. Enjoy the show

[Dhammawitt]

Club Gitmo was closed???

Remember actions are different from words. Hes said a lot of things, done little. Even if Gitmo was close, nobel peace prize??

[TimJMorrison]

This reminds me of teachers dealing with bullies in my primary school.

"Wow, you didn't beat someone today, you get a sticker!"

Whereas the people who don't beat up other kids anyway get nothing for anything.

[SENTRY000]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[TaffyAlpha]

henry kissenger accepted the nobel peace prize!!! Did HE earn that!?

[Coltranized]

Is that Edna Modes from The Incredibles?!

[ViVaLaDouche]

i thought that too

[chepe0518]

now i know where she looks familiar from.

[myeclecticself]

He didn't close Guantanamo you stupid piece of garbage

[Majic031]

he didnt close guantanamo bay, only talks and considerations of closing. and torture is going on

[BrokenBjartur]

No not anchors really, they are dictated by the teleprompter. But journalists, or 'experts' on the area (in discussions like these) in news shows often know what they talk about.

[msnbbb]

increasing taxation,military deployment,economic recession=the Nobel Peace Prize

[BrokenBjartur]

That old black woman ruined it... I mean, what I like about the Onion is that they act as though as they were real journalists/anchors, and look serious 'n' all, with the exception of manure coming out of their mouth instead of wisdom.

But the before mentioned anchor/journalist either overkilled her role, or parodied someone I'm not familiar with. So it didn't work for me at all.

[CodxMasterxAlex]

This is so funny :)

[neostryke]

Nancy's always hilarious - need more of her on here.

[oRReOP]

I agree with them. Obama is a real bastard for acting like a healthy and loving father and husband while the average american is the opposite. And now he is even trying to infect other people with this lifestyle through free heatlhcare.

Disgraceful, just disgraceful... You americans has a dark future ahead of you I tell you.

[godalful]

tell us something we don't know

[Assesin96]

ants dont sleep

[ElLapiz24]

1st off, the videos fake

2nd off, why do you care what obama does if your not american?

3rd off, why does it matter if obama is healthy? doesnt make the country any worse

[glaked23]

It's a joke...

[oRReOP]

you don't say....

[CrazedSquirrel]

No! Anything but free healthcare! If you want free healthcare, you must be a communist!

[singlaprety12]

you get free high taxes too!! How do you think they pay for the healthcare.

[bkwrmgirl]

nothing is free, you pay a price for everything one way or another

[greasyindiekid]

is anyone else pissed off by these progressive commercials before videos?

[DamienHell]

Just get mozilla ad blocker, I never have to any of youtubes ads

[CrazedSquirrel]

Just refresh the page when the ad starts playing to skip it

[MoscAmer]

the black lady is just great lol

[cloudld]

the black lady is always the best!

[JRO1646]

So who exactly is Clifford Bane, he is never on yet they always mention him.

He's the host of the show. It's a running joke that he never shows up to work.