Wtf gods not perfect there proof mentally retarded children and you know why most people don't listen to the bible because people read it and it a joke like this video Christianity like a car takes your money and destroy the earth
@GaelicHighlander well im taking about the book of romans in the new testament chapter 1 verse 26, 27 says it quite plainly even for you.
next homosexuality is caused by people turning away from God and to lies and when they do that they embrace unclean spirits whether they believe it or not. its demonic in origin . and as far as calling me a bigot words like that have no effect on me . i believe in the holiness of god and that his way is right. your slander can stay on your lips
@GaelicHighlander hello what ive said is true ! as it states in romans when people reject the rule of god . they then have no boundaries no limitations . they can eat too much drink too much , have sex with a diffrent person each day of week they destroy themselves and cant see any better way to live . why because they rejected god so he actually hands themover to their choice . homos cant survive without help . if you put all the homos on an island in one generation they would be exstinct
i admire your zeal young man , im in england and we got a serious growin infestation of gays . it aint nice they normally draw sympathy through equal rights brigades then once they get a foot in the door its our christian values that are made illegal
sadly if you read Romans 1 verse 18 onwards it states there is a direct link between people who reject the true god and a rise in homosexuality , that they reject the truth and god hands them over to their sinfull desires. more atheist = more homos
You poor child. Did you choose to be straight? If so, when? Can you remember a time in your life, before your parents forced you to attend whatever cult you are currently following? Can you see past the fact that anybody in this Millennium who follows Leviticus, word for word, would be sentenced to death in America. You do believe in the death penalty don't you? That's what people who act out on their homophobic tendancies end up getting if they follow your old, man written text.
@TheTubeWhore well we dont live by leviticus that is the first covenant between god and the hebrews.its exclusive to the hebrews! hence we dont circumcise . we are christians we live by the new covenant given by jesus. so we live by those teachings under grace. ie we dont stone adulterers . yes its still a sin . we are told to forgive each other as christ paid the price for the adulterer which was death! we are told to call people to repent.
I grew up in a very religious household and all I have to say to you is: are you a fag in hiding? Sorry to you people out there I didn't mean to offend you only to offend the douche bag in the video
im a muslim arab american i work with the marine corp i totally agree with your saying the problem right now is people dont have faith anymore and a lot of these faggots are considered now in the us as a superior race fuk you faggets and i agree with the death penalty because its a shame for this country and we dont want the policy dont ask dont tell we just want fags out of the militairy
im a muslim arab american i work with the marine corp i totally agree with your saying the problem right now is people dont have faith anymore and a lot of these faggots are considered now in the us as a superior race fuk you faggets and i agree with the death penalty because its a shame for this country and we dont want the policy dont ask dont tell we just want fags out of the militairy
He there. I want to clear Leviticus up with you. According to Leviticus every human must be put to death. EVERYONE MUST BE PUT TO DEATH ACCORDING TO LEVITICUS.
Read Leviticus. It says everyone must be put to death.
OMG this guy would suck a dick soooo fast. Ha ha ha ha...How are you going to reconcile your beliefs when your boyfriend is balls deep up your ass fucknuts. Anyone who is vocal negativity against gays is GAY!!! Don't you get it dummy. Straight people don't give two shits about gays. Its you closet fags trying to suppress your true feelings. ASSHOLE
I would like to know when did this true believer "decide" he was going to be straight? If being gay is a choice, then it would make perfect logical sense that you would need to "decide" to like women.
I also am interested how many times do you need to think of your naked god shrowded in blood? I don't know but I think that is a pretty sick fetish as well.
LOL! Oh i was all writing how you were a wrong and a nutjob, and then u chuck that in at the end and my coffee went spitting across the room! that was just bloody brilaint lol
Very correct stance true believer.A bit harsh of the capitol punishment thing but you are comming from the right direction.Always glad to hear another christian speak on this subject.Keep reading your bible sir.Up hold the president in prayer (even if he is way off base on some issues.Its your prayers that help to put him back on course)
Dude you need to learn a few things. Everyone deserves the right to marry. Ya we shouldn't marry animals and that shit but a human should be allowed to marry a human. Its not a choice of being Gay. If it was a choice dont you think that everyone would be straight.
hehehe... you said slippery slope..... my corpse husband and I want to have a foursome with you and your swimmers build jesus from your wall!!! when do you turn 18?
Would you rather have those defenseless kids languish in the foster care system? Most of those foster care children are UNWANTED. Are you adopting? Children need loving adoptive real homes with real parents, not foster care where they are moved every 6 months to a different home in a different city.
Dude when you got to the "do what I do" part I couldn't contain my laughter. You know the cat of nine tails and the crown of thorns could be something to think of whenever you have sado-masochistic urges too.
I think you sound rele stupid...u should rele research your shit b4 u go opening your fuckin face. The bible was not written by God. It was written by people who have translated time after time. Gay people are not destroying america...Its the str8 people who are the problem. Peple should face their fears and stop hiding behind a bible cuz homosexuals arent goin anywhere.
the bible was written an interpreted by mortal man. neither God nor Jesus said homosexuality is wrong. homosexuals are not destroying America. The only thing destroying America is our government. Canada supports homosexuality an there daily life is fine. It has never been proven that a nation that supports homosexuality will be destroyed. Not all Gay people sleep with many different guys, not all Gay people have aids. All men an women were created equal. some people are gay, get use to it
He was not really being serious was he? If he was he should be locked up in a institution. I'm a pansexual, love does not need a gender, but ya If people want to limit themselves to one gender, cool for them!
The bible is the worst book ever written and you believe every bloody word of it. IDIOT!!! You should NOT believe in killing someone because they are gay
do you really beilieve what your saying, please kill yourself, your a fucking stupid. ummm apparently he didn't create it correct because the bible is hypocritical upon itself, It says not to kill but yet it says people should be put to death wtf is that shit. Pleasekill youself you are a worthless shitty part of society. How old are you fucking 14 please go read a real book instead of that trash you fill your head with!
@53dumeyIf you think it's a choice, let me offer this challenge- just for a single weekend, DECIDE to be gay. CHOOSE to be erotically stimulated by someone of the same gender. ELECT to have romantic feelings toward a gay person. MAKE UP YOUR MIND to not be attracted to anyone of the opposite gender. If you can do this, it's a choice. If not, please do what Jesus did and shut up about it. . watch?v=aDiYeJ_bsQo (Exodus ministries founders and leaders confess)
@TrueBelieverinJesus Hi there. You forgot to mention that JESUS never said anything against homosexuals, nor homosexuality. Also GOD never put homosexuality on his list of commandments. Peace!
Didnt the bible told you not to HATE? Did the bible told you to "love thy neigbor"? Because arent you creating your own sin by hating on other because they are different!! seem you dont know the bible!! and also if god created the world to be "PERFECT" then why did he create homosexual?
Pedophiles are usually people who have suffered a traumatic emotional event in their lives and dont know how to love someone so they force it on children
Yes i am a christain. and not im not homosexual but i do know people who are homosexual and they are just normal people. if you love someone i think you should be able to marry that person. its really sad how you think you think homosexuals should be put to death. and what is more sad is that you call yourself a christian.
1:38-1:44 Wait, so... you get Satanic homosexual urges? And deal with them by thinking about Jesus' death? Oh my, you poor repressed kid... no wonder you're so full of hate. If I though about something so violent and bloody every time I got aroused I'd be pretty mean too.
Homosexuality used to be a crime in every country up until around 50 years ago, or there abouts. And it still is a crime in about one third of the worlds countries and they have the death penalty for it in 9 countries.
i'd love u to prove it to me lol there are numerous cases where homos got 'fixed up' becoming straight. dont even talk to me about their suicidal tendencies, dipshit. they do so, because they're not happy with themselves. simple as that. they're not strong enough to say 'no' to their sinful behavior, face God and repent. now, i believe that u dont believe in God, and thats why u need to repent to be saved. The end in coming.. sooner than u think.
They said that because it was once considered untreatable, and that would fill up their wards. They decided to change it for convenience. It's not innate. It hasn't been published in any medical journel that people are born that way. They are trying to prove it though because they are being paid by lobbyists.
Until then, go with the observable evidence: homosexual behavior exists naturally across several species, including our closest genetic relatives. Embrace it. You can't escape it. It'll get you.
ahh math, the slippery slope has been in effect, have you noticed how our morals as humans have declined over the last century? If you havent i understand, if I were to be with another man, we would be able to create life, and God is a God of life so how can homosexuality be of God?
lol slippery slope. Let's see,"If we give women the right to vote, pretty soon we will give minors the right to vote, then animals, heck they will probably start letting dead people vote at this rate." I dont think the slippery slope argument works very well. What do you think?
What makes you think all of this is true? You can say I'm wrong all you want, but what is the defining aspect of the biblical citations you use to be true, or even translated correctly.
ok... let me ask you a question should we go back to stoning people for committing adultery. Did Jesus want that? no he didn't right. why are you so judgmental didn't Jesus say if you want to tell someone about a splinter in your eye first remove the log in yours? listen i don't agree with gay marriage either. i am a christian also. but i think you are a sinner also right. the same way i am. so please be kind to others. they shouldn't be put to death. but i do agree with you on the bible part.
I agree, back in the old days when the bible was essentially law. We should bring back slavery. And FUCK women's rights, make me a sammich and STFU ladies, really. Women, in addition to being subservient, should also know that they are unclean (Leviticus).
And yes, I'm using satire as well. I'm so tired of being preached to about a book I couldn't give a fuck about and whose preachers never follow it anyway. Self-aggrandizing Christians, do us a favor and kill yourselves.
lmao, does everyone of your videos get the "your a jeasus nut" and "fuck you, you homophobic prick" responses? that one guy never understood that your mocking the average nut. i agree with what your doing, i do feel that the "good" christains should look at themselves in a mirror and your realy showing it to them.
Hey dude --- this is the 3rd video of yours I've watched and each one is sicker than the preceeding one. You're in for an unhappy, angry life of intellectual ignorance. oh--and you know you've touched yourself looking at those jeezsus pics where he has no shirt and just a loin cloth. jeezsus was such a good-looking anglo-saxon type, even though there were none of those in that part of the world 2000 years ago. I'll bet your pics of him even has him with piercing blue eyes.
because gods a psychopath. by the way the "hes a she" hypothesis is null and void. the bible clearly states if a man rapes an unwed woman he has to "buy" her from her father and then he can do whatever he wants to her because after all shes just property. i cant see many women advocating that, can you?
I hope u know the bible says that in the old testament because they knew that homosexuality spread diseases aids,any other std,then they sleep with there wives and pass it to everyone.Notice in the new testament it doesn't say that.But its still wrong ,all sin is eaqual in Gods eyes ,which is wrong.
i know the video is satire but what is marriage, a piece of paper that means nothing. i dont understand marriage, people shouldnt need a piece of paper to show that they love each other. all that money down the drain
I hope you realize you'll burn in Hell for All Eternity to taking Lor's word in vain (and presumably also breaking some others of the Ten Commandments), and also several capital sins--such as Pride, Lust, and probably also Gluttony and Sloth.
I guess I'll see you then--I'll presumably be in deep pits of fire of the seventh circle, according to Dante's Hell topography. You'll be welcome to drop by for a drink.
Yeah, well, the government is not your friend. I could understand why gays would laugh at the idea of a homosexual agenda, because 99.99% of them have nothing to do with the idea. The fact is that the government is not your friend but a homosexual agenda is only a small piece of the puzzle and yes the government would love nothing more than for us to have sex with animals. To sum it up, the government hates you, they hope you never reproduce, and they want to reduce world population.
why does the government want reduce world population isnt there whole "thing" telling people what to do. i mean come on they get paid by companies to enforce laws that make us give them our money and make sure no one else gets it if there are less people there is less money.
no, I didn't. but I still think your a complete idiot in the rest of your videos. I hate you creationists who say god created everything!!!! okay, tell me, what proof do you have that god exists?
Okay.. It is a choice but we shouldn't kill them. The bible also mentions slavery as a normal thing. And whites wanted us to be that and be separate from them.
so all the living mammels on this fucking planet are satanic too? mammels just don't make difference between same and other sexe, and so they have sex with the same and other sex. hey did you do your biology? we humans are mammels to!!! omg where all gonna die....
Have a look on the internet at how many interpretations there are of lev 20:13.
It just illutstrates the central problem of all religion, that everybody can interpret it as they like and who has the authority to say that their interpretation is the correct one?
Homosexuality has been observed in about 1,500 species. From invertebrates like fruit flies & gutworms to vertebrates like dolphins, giraffes, dogs, chimps, swans, penguins... You get the idea.
You say that homosexuals should be murdered. That's psychopathic in the literal sense of the word.
Not only are you a racist (see 'All Modern Music is the Work of the DEVIL'), you have added homophobia to your agenda.
You just said that you get these "satanic" urges so basically you just admitted that you love other men... but your just hiding from yourself because its what your god would want. Your "god" wants you to lie to yourself? That doesnt make sense to me.
You're the perfect person to talk about homosexuality... I mean since you are the biggest flaming faggot I've ever seen in my life. You hate blacks and now homosexuals? And ur a "good christian"... riiight. have fun in hell. :)
This is actually a very funny troll. Sorry for coming over so serious on your Obama post! Well done, this is funny. Don't forget to give out about literature and how it should be burned! :)
How could you claim to be a "good" Christian while hating homosexuality? In the bible it says "judge not, lest ye be judged." So are you going to go to Hell because you are judging? "God loves everyone" -- that means he also loves gays.
A slippery slope that will lead to bestiality, pedophilia, and necrophilia... all at the same time!!! That'll be some crazy fucked up shit when there are a shitload of gay guys fucking a baby rhino corpse in the ass. Oh and..... YOU ARE A FAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAG
I hate them. We are BK in sodomy n gomorah time
Roseshirazie 4 days ago
Its clearly a joke, can you not tell when he mentions shirtless Jesus?
tommccd 3 weeks ago
He takes it up the ass every night. LOL
MrBuddyHolly1 2 months ago
lolol, this kid is retarded, what credbility does he have if he has this urges than he must be gay too. such a waste of time.
whattheupis 2 months ago
Wtf gods not perfect there proof mentally retarded children and you know why most people don't listen to the bible because people read it and it a joke like this video Christianity like a car takes your money and destroy the earth
GameOverEarth 2 months ago
Fck the gay agenda. Those gay asshats have been promising me for YEARZ that I would get to have sex with a dead body and still nothing. :-D
GallusSapien 6 months ago
Greetings and Salutations!
Exsecrabilis 6 months ago
yeah guys this is all not real lol its a joke. but the worst part is...some real sleazy homophobes really got off in these comments
Itou18 10 months ago
@GaelicHighlander well im taking about the book of romans in the new testament chapter 1 verse 26, 27 says it quite plainly even for you.
next homosexuality is caused by people turning away from God and to lies and when they do that they embrace unclean spirits whether they believe it or not. its demonic in origin . and as far as calling me a bigot words like that have no effect on me . i believe in the holiness of god and that his way is right. your slander can stay on your lips
jasmilchrale 1 year ago
You guys, this is satire, it even says so in one of the description.
handmiadenofgod 1 year ago
@GaelicHighlander hello what ive said is true ! as it states in romans when people reject the rule of god . they then have no boundaries no limitations . they can eat too much drink too much , have sex with a diffrent person each day of week they destroy themselves and cant see any better way to live . why because they rejected god so he actually hands themover to their choice . homos cant survive without help . if you put all the homos on an island in one generation they would be exstinct
jasmilchrale 1 year ago
i admire your zeal young man , im in england and we got a serious growin infestation of gays . it aint nice they normally draw sympathy through equal rights brigades then once they get a foot in the door its our christian values that are made illegal
sadly if you read Romans 1 verse 18 onwards it states there is a direct link between people who reject the true god and a rise in homosexuality , that they reject the truth and god hands them over to their sinfull desires. more atheist = more homos
jasmilchrale 1 year ago
You poor child. Did you choose to be straight? If so, when? Can you remember a time in your life, before your parents forced you to attend whatever cult you are currently following? Can you see past the fact that anybody in this Millennium who follows Leviticus, word for word, would be sentenced to death in America. You do believe in the death penalty don't you? That's what people who act out on their homophobic tendancies end up getting if they follow your old, man written text.
TheTubeWhore 1 year ago
@TheTubeWhore well we dont live by leviticus that is the first covenant between god and the hebrews.its exclusive to the hebrews! hence we dont circumcise . we are christians we live by the new covenant given by jesus. so we live by those teachings under grace. ie we dont stone adulterers . yes its still a sin . we are told to forgive each other as christ paid the price for the adulterer which was death! we are told to call people to repent.
jasmilchrale 1 year ago
LOL!! Great stuff!!!
And to all the ones writing writing hate comments.........
....you know this is joke, right?
LostLocke 1 year ago
you're cute @-@
Pouchy17 1 year ago
you sick muderous pice of garbage
toslyforyou 1 year ago
can't believe all the dislikes
I'm 69 years old and still don't know what the "homosexual agenda"is
hah13 1 year ago
To Hamdiny think about it do you eve realize how many of those men you are bashing are the one's that have actually saved your stupid bigot ass?
LokiDevil666 1 year ago
I grew up in a very religious household and all I have to say to you is: are you a fag in hiding? Sorry to you people out there I didn't mean to offend you only to offend the douche bag in the video
LokiDevil666 1 year ago
Christ was NEVER against homos, and Leviticus is Hebrew law not Christian
grabngonuts 1 year ago
dude fuck this i be a dyke hoes
ghostie13ari 1 year ago
whats with all the lame satire lines at the beggining of all your uploads beacuse all i can say is your doing it wrong
Alage1 1 year ago
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Do you work on Sunday? God says you should be put to death.
holiosan 1 year ago
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im a muslim arab american i work with the marine corp i totally agree with your saying the problem right now is people dont have faith anymore and a lot of these faggots are considered now in the us as a superior race fuk you faggets and i agree with the death penalty because its a shame for this country and we dont want the policy dont ask dont tell we just want fags out of the militairy
hamdiny88 1 year ago
im a muslim arab american i work with the marine corp i totally agree with your saying the problem right now is people dont have faith anymore and a lot of these faggots are considered now in the us as a superior race fuk you faggets and i agree with the death penalty because its a shame for this country and we dont want the policy dont ask dont tell we just want fags out of the militairy
hamdiny88 1 year ago
He there. I want to clear Leviticus up with you. According to Leviticus every human must be put to death. EVERYONE MUST BE PUT TO DEATH ACCORDING TO LEVITICUS.
Read Leviticus. It says everyone must be put to death.
LUKEALMIGHTYDOTCOM 1 year ago
I've been married for 35 years
to my best friend, lover, and wife.
It's been the greatest joy of my life
and I want everyone to have that opportunity.
I live in Canada, where gay marriage is perfectly legal,
and I assure you that gay marriage has not cost me a thing.
Gay marriage has not diminished my marriage one bit.
I hope many, many gay people AND straight people
experience the stability and refuge and joy
that marriage has brought to my life.
Imaginefree69 1 year ago
You sound serious, but from the first caption inside the video, I think you're being sardonic.
shadowstar2012 2 years ago
OMG this guy would suck a dick soooo fast. Ha ha ha ha...How are you going to reconcile your beliefs when your boyfriend is balls deep up your ass fucknuts. Anyone who is vocal negativity against gays is GAY!!! Don't you get it dummy. Straight people don't give two shits about gays. Its you closet fags trying to suppress your true feelings. ASSHOLE
TheWhatever41 2 years ago
I would like to know when did this true believer "decide" he was going to be straight? If being gay is a choice, then it would make perfect logical sense that you would need to "decide" to like women.
I also am interested how many times do you need to think of your naked god shrowded in blood? I don't know but I think that is a pretty sick fetish as well.
YYCSkeptic 2 years ago
i'v just read through some of the comments, omg ppl, wait till the end before comenting, its a bit of gold lol
davemacdee 2 years ago
LOL! Oh i was all writing how you were a wrong and a nutjob, and then u chuck that in at the end and my coffee went spitting across the room! that was just bloody brilaint lol
davemacdee 2 years ago
@davemacdee
I'm sorry about that... coffee stains can be a bitch to get out.
TrueBelieverinJesus 1 year ago
@TrueBelieverinJesus yes and your ignorance, and stupidity can be a bitch to get out too :)
SalM262 1 year ago
take your bible and shove it up your arse.
Mattyb88ful 2 years ago
@Mattyb88ful ..arse...eh...oh...el.
ncPsychosis 1 year ago
Very correct stance true believer.A bit harsh of the capitol punishment thing but you are comming from the right direction.Always glad to hear another christian speak on this subject.Keep reading your bible sir.Up hold the president in prayer (even if he is way off base on some issues.Its your prayers that help to put him back on course)
mastersduhgree 2 years ago
you have a pretty mouth bwoy...
xxtiaan 2 years ago
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AdamationXP 2 years ago
This is just like Tina Fey doing a parody of Sarah Palin. I can't tell them apart either. :)
jmk1975 2 years ago
maybe you should write 'satire' in the title everyone thimks your serious...
erlanhah 2 years ago
Also why death? Doesn't it say in Exodus 20:13 Thou Shalt not kill? Boy you suck at this.
HunterNaito 2 years ago
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HunterNaito 2 years ago
he was being satirical. he laughs throughout it.
sdinger74 2 years ago
Dude you need to learn a few things. Everyone deserves the right to marry. Ya we shouldn't marry animals and that shit but a human should be allowed to marry a human. Its not a choice of being Gay. If it was a choice dont you think that everyone would be straight.
Niners8016 2 years ago
he said it was a satire in the description
noahraymond24 2 years ago
you're not very good at satires
ydultm 2 years ago 2
hehehe... you said slippery slope..... my corpse husband and I want to have a foursome with you and your swimmers build jesus from your wall!!! when do you turn 18?
billyboygeek 2 years ago
Would you rather have those defenseless kids languish in the foster care system? Most of those foster care children are UNWANTED. Are you adopting? Children need loving adoptive real homes with real parents, not foster care where they are moved every 6 months to a different home in a different city.
jfsfrnd 2 years ago
Sadly, your kids weren't able to choose thier parents. I feel sorry for you.
If you are going to be intellectually dishonest, then Im going to expose you.
Why would I stalk you? Arizona is a shitty state, its why its called a flyover state.
brokenskyy 2 years ago
How so?
If you don't know the meaning of consent, then you are even more retarded than I originally thought.
Hey, fucktard, we can get married in 5 states now. Its soon to be 6. Its only a matter of time before its all 50.
brokenskyy 2 years ago
"satanic urges" lmao
DazedConfused989 2 years ago
Dude when you got to the "do what I do" part I couldn't contain my laughter. You know the cat of nine tails and the crown of thorns could be something to think of whenever you have sado-masochistic urges too.
shawandrew 2 years ago
The sheer idiocy and utter lack of reason of the human race sometimes makes me weep with hopelessness.
purplekilt 2 years ago
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NIN992 2 years ago
Atheism is based on reason, you know. Faith is based on the opposite, a suspension of logic, i.e. belief.
purplekilt 2 years ago
Do you belong to the Westboro Baptist Church? Is your pastor Fred Phelps, sure sounds like it.
restinpeaceladymydog 2 years ago
I'ts satire , GodDammit! read peoplez!
thepontingxtreme 2 years ago
You are correct. This is how they reproduce. They must first pervert then recruit our children.
They homosexuals are EVIL! SATAN is their MASTER and only GOD.
Zumzammim 3 years ago
Wow... You are One Sick Puppy, aren't u?
Relusiten 2 years ago
LOL!
Recruit?
TEEHEE!
Get an education sometime, aye? =D
Spread some love in the next comment you make, mhmm (YY)
^^
Serioslump 2 years ago
WOW.... Thats some powerful stupid.
I guess your brand of stupid doesn't know the meaning of satire.
DazedConfused989 2 years ago
Dam you, I was hoping to marry my dead dog. Now you exposing the gay plot.
Man you are 100% foolish. How the hell is 1% going to destroy marriage? Who cares if two guys want to play house?
If you really want to save marriage, out-law divorce.
navyboydjray 3 years ago
dude, you rock - and you're cuter than shit.
reminds me of the southpark episode of faith + 1.
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus, and feel his salvation all over my face.
frodob137 3 years ago
"...cuter than shit."
One would hope so. lol
PrinceHusband 3 years ago
Homosexual agenda, forsooth!
It's just American liberty and justice and equality being taught.
Which, of course, is NOT what christians want.
They want to control the media,
drag our science classes back into the bronze age,
and strip their fellow citizens of their rights
if they dare to disagree with their Imaginary Friend.
It's time to end the Tyranny of Christianity!
We need a constitutional amendment
to prohibit religious teaching and symbols in public.
Imaginefree69 3 years ago
I think you sound rele stupid...u should rele research your shit b4 u go opening your fuckin face. The bible was not written by God. It was written by people who have translated time after time. Gay people are not destroying america...Its the str8 people who are the problem. Peple should face their fears and stop hiding behind a bible cuz homosexuals arent goin anywhere.
rmchesser04 3 years ago
i would like to direct you to where in the description box this video is labelled as (Satire)
thepontingxtreme 2 years ago
the bible was written an interpreted by mortal man. neither God nor Jesus said homosexuality is wrong. homosexuals are not destroying America. The only thing destroying America is our government. Canada supports homosexuality an there daily life is fine. It has never been proven that a nation that supports homosexuality will be destroyed. Not all Gay people sleep with many different guys, not all Gay people have aids. All men an women were created equal. some people are gay, get use to it
samacedo101 3 years ago
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NIN992 2 years ago
He was not really being serious was he? If he was he should be locked up in a institution. I'm a pansexual, love does not need a gender, but ya If people want to limit themselves to one gender, cool for them!
metamltwggloakp 3 years ago
You make me all sad inside. =(
2rocker4u 3 years ago
The bible is the worst book ever written and you believe every bloody word of it. IDIOT!!! You should NOT believe in killing someone because they are gay
jmaryfie 3 years ago
do you really beilieve what your saying, please kill yourself, your a fucking stupid. ummm apparently he didn't create it correct because the bible is hypocritical upon itself, It says not to kill but yet it says people should be put to death wtf is that shit. Pleasekill youself you are a worthless shitty part of society. How old are you fucking 14 please go read a real book instead of that trash you fill your head with!
Silentisdeath 3 years ago
Some people have STDs. According to your logic, that should make all heterosexual intercourse harmful.
Seriously, just stop trying.
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
1 "there must be a male & a female for sex to occur."
Yet, there is still such a thing as homosexual intercourse...
Hmm how does that work?
2 Go ahead then, post the "facts". Note: conservapedia articles don't count.
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
Forgot to mention, first you say homosexuality is a mental disorder, then you say it's a "lifestyle choice"?
If you're gonna spout bullshit, at least spout consistent bullshit.
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
@TrueBelieverinJesus
There is no Gay Gene.
Therefore Homosexuality according to "Natural Selection" must be Deluded.
Either that or Natural Selection is wrong.
53dumey 1 year ago
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Imaginefree69 1 year ago
@TrueBelieverinJesus Hi there. You forgot to mention that JESUS never said anything against homosexuals, nor homosexuality. Also GOD never put homosexuality on his list of commandments. Peace!
LUKEALMIGHTYDOTCOM 1 year ago
Didnt the bible told you not to HATE? Did the bible told you to "love thy neigbor"? Because arent you creating your own sin by hating on other because they are different!! seem you dont know the bible!! and also if god created the world to be "PERFECT" then why did he create homosexual?
bbvoxlover 3 years ago
shut up because you look stupid and uneducation and very ugly. see if you can judge homosexual that way then why cant i judge you?
bbvoxlover 3 years ago
Pedophiles are usually people who have suffered a traumatic emotional event in their lives and dont know how to love someone so they force it on children
what they do is horrible
how dare you compare homosexuality to pedophilia
there's absolutely no comparison to make
you're a delusional idiot
Crazkid 3 years ago
There is a fucking large difference!
One is an attraction to individuals of one's own gender, and has nothing to do with age (FYI: "sick, perverted and confused" is an opinion).
The other is a mental disorder that ACTUALLY HARMS people, unlike homosexuality.
I have a whole list of names I could call you, the first one that comes to mind is "mind-numbingly stupid ignoramus that shouldn't procreate."
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
There's a rather large difference between gays and pedophiles.
Dipshit.
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
you are a really unintelligent person
ShadowUmbreon23 3 years ago
Yes i am a christain. and not im not homosexual but i do know people who are homosexual and they are just normal people. if you love someone i think you should be able to marry that person. its really sad how you think you think homosexuals should be put to death. and what is more sad is that you call yourself a christian.
dabears542 3 years ago
1:38-1:44 Wait, so... you get Satanic homosexual urges? And deal with them by thinking about Jesus' death? Oh my, you poor repressed kid... no wonder you're so full of hate. If I though about something so violent and bloody every time I got aroused I'd be pretty mean too.
midare 3 years ago
Homosexuality used to be a crime in every country up until around 50 years ago, or there abouts. And it still is a crime in about one third of the worlds countries and they have the death penalty for it in 9 countries.
VadimDubois 3 years ago
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styx28446 3 years ago
Homosexuality is not a choice
you're an ignorant idiot
Crazkid 3 years ago
not a choice but a mental glitch.
mbison83 3 years ago
thats what you may think
its been proven to be a natural process
nothing to be fixed mentally
several psychiactric wards disagree with trying to convert homosexuals to becoming heterosexual
its hazardous to their mental stability causing more suicide in the gay community
its ignorant fucks like you that contribute to that number
Crazkid 3 years ago
i'd love u to prove it to me lol there are numerous cases where homos got 'fixed up' becoming straight. dont even talk to me about their suicidal tendencies, dipshit. they do so, because they're not happy with themselves. simple as that. they're not strong enough to say 'no' to their sinful behavior, face God and repent. now, i believe that u dont believe in God, and thats why u need to repent to be saved. The end in coming.. sooner than u think.
mbison83 3 years ago
The American Medical association
American Psychiactric Association
American Psychological Association
American Psychoanalytic Association
American academy of Pediatrics
and the National Association of Social Workers all say that homosexuality should not be treated as a mental disorder and that its innate
not a choice
Crazkid 3 years ago
They said that because it was once considered untreatable, and that would fill up their wards. They decided to change it for convenience. It's not innate. It hasn't been published in any medical journel that people are born that way. They are trying to prove it though because they are being paid by lobbyists.
greygrey2003 3 years ago
Until then, go with the observable evidence: homosexual behavior exists naturally across several species, including our closest genetic relatives. Embrace it. You can't escape it. It'll get you.
bubbafet2200 3 years ago
i agree with you 100%!
dabears542 3 years ago
Troll and not even a good one.
PigSheep2008 3 years ago
you're brainwashed.. :P
Kazooie1991 3 years ago
If you are intent on sarcasm, you might wish to be a bit more crafty; frankly, you smack of religiosity.
detroitboy65 3 years ago
ahh math, the slippery slope has been in effect, have you noticed how our morals as humans have declined over the last century? If you havent i understand, if I were to be with another man, we would be able to create life, and God is a God of life so how can homosexuality be of God?
NotOfThisWolrd 3 years ago
lol slippery slope. Let's see,"If we give women the right to vote, pretty soon we will give minors the right to vote, then animals, heck they will probably start letting dead people vote at this rate." I dont think the slippery slope argument works very well. What do you think?
mathmexican4234 3 years ago
but...but...i DO take the bible seriously!!!!
as kindling
smitty911 3 years ago
What makes you think all of this is true? You can say I'm wrong all you want, but what is the defining aspect of the biblical citations you use to be true, or even translated correctly.
superiormeow 3 years ago
dude you're a genuis...It's kinda mean bro, but still....funny
HollowMatt 3 years ago
Wow bud... you live in your own little world huh... I have full respect for christians but the few like you ruin it for every other christian..
dls771737 3 years ago
ok... let me ask you a question should we go back to stoning people for committing adultery. Did Jesus want that? no he didn't right. why are you so judgmental didn't Jesus say if you want to tell someone about a splinter in your eye first remove the log in yours? listen i don't agree with gay marriage either. i am a christian also. but i think you are a sinner also right. the same way i am. so please be kind to others. they shouldn't be put to death. but i do agree with you on the bible part.
pancho3495 3 years ago
the people who wrote the bible didn't even know what a germ was
OneWorldGoneAry 3 years ago
TrueBelieverinJesus,
You do such a fine imitation of these right-wing nut jobs! lol =D
VronRN2 3 years ago
I agree, back in the old days when the bible was essentially law. We should bring back slavery. And FUCK women's rights, make me a sammich and STFU ladies, really. Women, in addition to being subservient, should also know that they are unclean (Leviticus).
And yes, I'm using satire as well. I'm so tired of being preached to about a book I couldn't give a fuck about and whose preachers never follow it anyway. Self-aggrandizing Christians, do us a favor and kill yourselves.
skoek 3 years ago
You think the homosexual agenda is harmless? think again!
Sweden and Brazil have proposals in their parliments that would make criticism of homosexuality a crime.
This includes in a public conversation , any form of public communication and even inside any Church!
With this law many bible passages could not be read aloud in churches without fear of arrest!
imopman 3 years ago
Thank you. You made my day.
antisubaru 3 years ago
lmao, does everyone of your videos get the "your a jeasus nut" and "fuck you, you homophobic prick" responses? that one guy never understood that your mocking the average nut. i agree with what your doing, i do feel that the "good" christains should look at themselves in a mirror and your realy showing it to them.
projektX117 3 years ago
hahahahahhahahhahhaahhahahahahahah
you have got to be kidding me.
this is sarcastic right?
donkeyfly69 3 years ago
gay people want to be as loud and flamboyant as possible to irritate those who try and ignore them and let them be.
RangerDanger4x4 3 years ago
what the hell are you talking about?
projektX117 3 years ago
Hey dude --- this is the 3rd video of yours I've watched and each one is sicker than the preceeding one. You're in for an unhappy, angry life of intellectual ignorance. oh--and you know you've touched yourself looking at those jeezsus pics where he has no shirt and just a loin cloth. jeezsus was such a good-looking anglo-saxon type, even though there were none of those in that part of the world 2000 years ago. I'll bet your pics of him even has him with piercing blue eyes.
keegan02081985 3 years ago
You mention God, but God is all Love, so why would SHE put anyone to death.?
catherinesara 3 years ago
Gods Love is his commandments. The bible says it all over.
Ducthy2009 3 years ago
because gods a psychopath. by the way the "hes a she" hypothesis is null and void. the bible clearly states if a man rapes an unwed woman he has to "buy" her from her father and then he can do whatever he wants to her because after all shes just property. i cant see many women advocating that, can you?
projektX117 3 years ago
I hope u know the bible says that in the old testament because they knew that homosexuality spread diseases aids,any other std,then they sleep with there wives and pass it to everyone.Notice in the new testament it doesn't say that.But its still wrong ,all sin is eaqual in Gods eyes ,which is wrong.
Dudex58 3 years ago
You need a stiff one - right where you know you want it.
RonnDunnett 3 years ago
LMAO No one will take you serious dude
D33JayIV 3 years ago
i know the video is satire but what is marriage, a piece of paper that means nothing. i dont understand marriage, people shouldnt need a piece of paper to show that they love each other. all that money down the drain
idontsignin 3 years ago
the only one who needs to be put to death is you.
SunaAssassin 3 years ago
only the intelligent know this is a satire. wake up and get a grip people! this guys is brilliant!
DLLG 3 years ago 2
Delicious? Hum... Yeah :))
I hope you realize you'll burn in Hell for All Eternity to taking Lor's word in vain (and presumably also breaking some others of the Ten Commandments), and also several capital sins--such as Pride, Lust, and probably also Gluttony and Sloth.
I guess I'll see you then--I'll presumably be in deep pits of fire of the seventh circle, according to Dante's Hell topography. You'll be welcome to drop by for a drink.
:D
Oh, and I must agree with twilightstationrocks ^^
krrypton 3 years ago
D'aww, you're so cute ^^
Love the "Without a shirt on and with almost no pants" bit XD
twilightstationrocks 3 years ago
hahahaha god i hate you and your ridiculous ideas with all my heart & soul. fuck you so hard.
BrentleChaos 3 years ago
Yeah, well, the government is not your friend. I could understand why gays would laugh at the idea of a homosexual agenda, because 99.99% of them have nothing to do with the idea. The fact is that the government is not your friend but a homosexual agenda is only a small piece of the puzzle and yes the government would love nothing more than for us to have sex with animals. To sum it up, the government hates you, they hope you never reproduce, and they want to reduce world population.
Avg501 3 years ago
why does the government want reduce world population isnt there whole "thing" telling people what to do. i mean come on they get paid by companies to enforce laws that make us give them our money and make sure no one else gets it if there are less people there is less money.
projektX117 3 years ago
you and i both know how tempted you are to jerk off at the sight of a penis, or imagine one in your mouth you stupid cunt.
blake118879 3 years ago
Better yet grab a dictionary and look up "satire"
dm1sery 3 years ago
first of all, your a complete idiot. second of all, prove to me god is there.
mkop10 3 years ago
Did you even see the fucking annotation?
Dipshit.
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
no, I didn't. but I still think your a complete idiot in the rest of your videos. I hate you creationists who say god created everything!!!! okay, tell me, what proof do you have that god exists?
mkop10 3 years ago
Look at the annotation.
Idiot.
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
Oh oops sorry I didn't see the annotation in the The BIBLE is PERFECT vid. my bad.
mkop10 3 years ago
TrueBeliever, you are learning that people on both sides have people who don't listen.
weightlossmiracle 3 years ago
shut up! the annotation isn't proof
jbazz2010 3 years ago
Wait, so me admitting that I'm joking isn't proof?
You're dense.
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
at least horses don't nag all the time...
theHypnotoad26 3 years ago
The satanic thoughts can be cast out by the name of Jesus Christ.Suicide and so also.
KevZen2000 3 years ago
Those evil homosexuals want to push their homoness on everyone. Give into them homos now, you'll be marrying a horse next.
youngearth4jesus 3 years ago
lol :p
i can´t belive some ppl don´t get that its satire.
Much Love to all and all <3
maartina92 3 years ago
OMG,,I now realize this is Satire,,,LOL,,good one,,you fooled me Kid...
Clemburke1111 3 years ago
hes gay lol he wants jesus in the butt
vexervackha 3 years ago
Okay.. It is a choice but we shouldn't kill them. The bible also mentions slavery as a normal thing. And whites wanted us to be that and be separate from them.
Berkson601 3 years ago
dude, satanic urges?
so all the living mammels on this fucking planet are satanic too? mammels just don't make difference between same and other sexe, and so they have sex with the same and other sex. hey did you do your biology? we humans are mammels to!!! omg where all gonna die....
eglagrodion 3 years ago
"god did a pretty good job designing this universe... i'd listen to what the guy has to say" ..... f'n hilarious... you are the man
terrierpike82 3 years ago
you're sexy. you're alot more pleasant to look at than venom fang
Venivididormivi5 3 years ago
Have a look on the internet at how many interpretations there are of lev 20:13.
It just illutstrates the central problem of all religion, that everybody can interpret it as they like and who has the authority to say that their interpretation is the correct one?
banner188 3 years ago
Yeah, I agree with all the others. You are so misguided and ignorant, it's scary!
artistmgmt 3 years ago
You will cease being ignorant if you read the video description.
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
NO U
Venivididormivi5 3 years ago
why bother reacting on a vid which is obviously fake....?
GrindWolfNL 3 years ago 2
You cannot be serious? If you are, you are one fucked up human being.
Stick your cock up my ass you worthless mother fucking cocksucking cunt.
I bet you just jacked off.
SGHLAH 3 years ago
Homosexuality has been observed in about 1,500 species. From invertebrates like fruit flies & gutworms to vertebrates like dolphins, giraffes, dogs, chimps, swans, penguins... You get the idea.
You say that homosexuals should be murdered. That's psychopathic in the literal sense of the word.
Not only are you a racist (see 'All Modern Music is the Work of the DEVIL'), you have added homophobia to your agenda.
Hitler would be proud of you!
catalyst8 3 years ago
um, im pretty sure that pedophelia is the worst with christian pastors
uhfofie 3 years ago
You just said that you get these "satanic" urges so basically you just admitted that you love other men... but your just hiding from yourself because its what your god would want. Your "god" wants you to lie to yourself? That doesnt make sense to me.
twenty3thirteen 3 years ago
It's the devil's temptation!
TrueBelieverinJesus 3 years ago
"swippery swope" Your idol Mr. Hands!
maskedman58 3 years ago
You're the perfect person to talk about homosexuality... I mean since you are the biggest flaming faggot I've ever seen in my life. You hate blacks and now homosexuals? And ur a "good christian"... riiight. have fun in hell. :)
NukeEmAllJeff 3 years ago
This is actually a very funny troll. Sorry for coming over so serious on your Obama post! Well done, this is funny. Don't forget to give out about literature and how it should be burned! :)
Walls2008 3 years ago 2
I have but a few sentences:
You ignorant waste of God's time and power.
You disgusting waste of cells.
How could you claim to be a "good" Christian while hating homosexuality? In the bible it says "judge not, lest ye be judged." So are you going to go to Hell because you are judging? "God loves everyone" -- that means he also loves gays.
Keitel87 3 years ago
A slippery slope that will lead to bestiality, pedophilia, and necrophilia... all at the same time!!! That'll be some crazy fucked up shit when there are a shitload of gay guys fucking a baby rhino corpse in the ass. Oh and..... YOU ARE A FAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAGFAG
ScepticalScientist 3 years ago
jesus befriended whores.
there has be homosexuals conversions.
youlosegoodday 3 years ago
we are aware of you,....lolz had to
tedi1337 3 years ago