Don't Jerk Off To This

[himynameiseoin]

shit! now i want to jerk off to a bowl of fruit

[TheLeadStriker]

D= i don't get it!

[Music4DaSol]

at 3:27 Donald uses a subtle arm twitch to mark when the sound file of the picture hitting the ground should be put in :D Yay for OCD!

[mav6771]

How do they make these videos without laughing hysterically almost EVERY scene?

[SparkSSBM]

@mav6771 they probably do. multiple takes is my guess

[ddspadoni]

"of some fruit" is said with some sort of awesome emphasis

[yrbird88]

LA humor.

[BlatantDispositions]

"...not strong enough to resist jerking-off to an innocuous picture of some fruit..." made me lol.

[ginnoveffect]

@BlatantDispositions Yeah, it made me snort into my whiskey which subsequently shot whiskey into my eye.

[ChilldudeVS]

LOL, the sound effects are just spot on!

[DANGERMANN64]

i almost died at 4:14

[owenfootball90]

Is it bad that I jerked off to this?

[jstylo09]

You devil!

[theinapropriatpebble]

The Brita filter didn't even have a sexy orange in it XD

[AbstractPants]

What the fuck did i just watch?

[bradakadarb]

What is this movie even about?

[homsany12]

@bradakadarb this isnt part of the movie.

[koolittlekid]

Their dicks must have been mugging them because they were trying really hard to get wrist control.

[Aguni20]

Britta filter, Community reference? 

[kevkev2721]

Childisih Gambino Yea As Fly as A feather

[N0sPr4Yu]

i found this easy to masturbate to

[maxkilla69]

I found this easy to masturbate too

[RAJON4RONDO9FAN]

LMFAO..This shit is too funny...Prob better than there full movie.

[UnitedWithDubstep]

I feel your pain! :0

[MrMN651]

i saw this movie it was funny as hell!!!!!!!!!

[TubeOnTheInternet]

Like if you googled "sexy bowl of fruit" after watching this. XD

[rabbidfrog91]

@TubeOnTheInternet Now I have to, thanks jerk.

[Lrvinator]

Challenge Accepted

[StarBurnedOut]

i typed sexy bowl of fruit into google and it stoped working

[bestdudeever765]

i used to jerk off to fruits, but then i took an arrow in the knee

(haters gonna hate)

[rendros88]

@bestdudeever765 Moron.

[bestdudeever765]

@rendros88 oh you? thats sad, i'm sorry to hear that

[rendros88]

@bestdudeever765 You posted a moronic comment and replied in the fashion of a 13-year-old. I am disappointed.

[bestdudeever765]

@rendros88 first of all, it wasn't moronic comment, it was meme that was anyway going to get all over the internet, and second, i am 14, it's natural.

[rendros88]

@bestdudeever765 It's a joke that isn't even mildly entertaining. Posting such idiotic nonsense should not be endorsed, and I don't care if it's a meme. I don't give a shit about how old you are, either.

[bestdudeever765]

@rendros88 then you never should have replied to my comment :)

[rendros88]

@bestdudeever765 No, you never should have posted it.

[bestdudeever765]

@rendros88 as said, haters gonna hate :)

[rendros88]

@bestdudeever765 That is an ignorant quote that gets you nowhere. I take it you realise your fault, you are just too scared to say it.

[bestdudeever765]

@rendros88 you are too scared to admit that you have tripped to my hater comment

[rendros88]

@bestdudeever765 I have tripped to your hater comment? That makes no sense whatsoever.

[bestdudeever765]

@rendros88 you just dont use enough internet

[snacktical]

brilliant

[TheFoxxKing]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[awb26]

4:00 that guys missing a button in teh back

[tehdarkknight]

Troy and Abed in stop moootion.

[TheDrPepper47]

What's the violin music?

[jameshornify]

i dont remeber this in the movie

[Crystal2193]

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[4thletta]

A whole big lot

[TheDrPepper47]

What was the music?

[ahrllc]

309 people jerked off to this

[jameshornify]

@ahrllc i know right

[LianeandAmy]

1:50 it's because it wasn't a picture

[Thatguywithlogic]

"Don't jerk off to this"

- Challenge accepted.

[MorgzTV]

ohh you devil!

[mikethemikeful]

I've jerk off to a rock before. You call this a challenge?

[Octane64]

What kind of deranged freak jerks off to fruit? Now if you excuse me, I'm going to jerk off to a plate of vegetables like a respectable member of society.

[ChuckDudding]

I have only one question: Who the hell was that guy at the end?

[MrMoralsCrusade]

pressing 6 to hear the best line in history.

[ImGIide]

childish gambino!

[RDBeatnik]

This is streets ahead.

[DannMann7]

His suit should say don't jerk off to me.

[Joneo19]

insert jerk off joke here

[1235thearon]

CHILDISH GAMBINO!!

[TheHungryhamburger]

i think everyone should join the fb page



[Skullfire221]

WTF did I just watch right now

[traversalan15]

1:47 hahahhaha WTF

[whattf73]

I have the weirdest boner!

[AAheretostay]

I went and bought an apple, an orange, a banana and lotion.

[hyperacti]

Got wrist control.

[atown5792]

Anybody else Google sexy bowl of fruit after this and see the bowl with boobs?

[pfuchs11]

I find this hard to masturbate too..

[jak3u]

Don't jerk off to this comment.

[grindorblackout1986]

@jak3u no

[rickross22]

i jerked off to bonfire

[superfawful65]

I was expecting someone to say 'I find this video hard to masturbate to'.

[BayardRMiller]

how does this not have 1 mil views yet?

[BeeDaBeeBee]

Heh, you can see how hard he's trying not to laugh at 2:49. Cracks me up every time.

[geoflo1024]

Don't jerk off to this comment.

[gijter]

@geoflo1024

That's ridiculous. Who'd want to jerk off to a Youtube comment?...

Well, good night!

[TehVideoManMakeVids]

where did his arm goooo??!?!?! now that's racist

[Draynd1]

He's got the big 3. He's an actor, comedian, and rapper! success

[TheBadass84]

g

xc

[TheBadass84]

h

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[LankanLatino]

2:10 - 2:52

greater than life

also a speech im sure no one ever thought they would recite

[mhscandyman]

Most videos suck because they don't even have like a sexy orange in it.

[LankanLatino]

Honestly maybe my favourite donald glover performance..does everything right in this

[johnnychopsocky]

The way he pronounces "fruit" at 2:15 kills me every time.

[ninjathezombieslayer]

thumbs up if you googled sexy bowl of fruit after watching this video

[xAIDSx]

the ending 4 seconds slayed me

[JetTripleSeven]

1) Google 'sexy bowl of fruit'

2) first result

[dekarispp]

haha u can tell he was about to laugh at like 2:52

[cilcannonvryce]

retarded.....

[iiNSANe954]

Aye now he's childish gambino!!!!!!!! the greatest rapper n his concert in Orlando was live as hell!!! loved it

[diabolicalduckie]

am I the only person that noticed that the dude in white at the end is missing a button on the back of his suit?

[jesontheG6]

scary

[TheTelepathicKid]

HEY INDEED.

[awald5]

Anybody else Google sexy bowl of fruit after this?

[goredude7]

@awald5

yes

[TheJesterHaHa]

@awald5 I am now...

[wesker122]

@awald5 I am now. I am now...



[BluezVII]

Now Gambino is a Mastermind.

[sivret20]

Real life situation #45: You're penis is mugging you, it wants crack. Now the first thing you're gonna want to do is get wrist control...

[drumass666]

A whole new perspective on "forbidden fruit." Genius. 

[Keshimaru]

This video was 9 minutes long for me. Don't ask me why.

[sivret20]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[Egerard89]

What the...fuck?

[thebodofagod]

I am buying a picture of a bowl of fruit tomorrow with a sticky note that says "dont jerk off to this" and see what my house guests reactions are

[keminembow720]

hahahahahahahaha

YOU CAN like the page on Facebook! lol SEXY BOWL OF FRUIT

[0danceingwanderer1]

-_- why just... why

[Weirdreviewsnerd]

This has never happened to me...

[Jet0163]

I luled si=o much when he said about jerking off to Britta picther(Community reference)

[AfroSasin333CAP]

"Please make more videos"Donald Glover

[dezzibear89]

i might have to go jerk off to a picture of a bowl of fruit now...(NT!)

[ZacksQuest]

@FOXESCHEERLEADER MEEEEE!!! Just kidding.

[ZacksQuest]

FRROUUIITT...

[jnj2595]

of some fruuut

[ladiesluvmyjunk]

where did his arm go at 3:24 lol

[BananaJigsaw]

@ladiesluvmyjunk He's black? and it's night outside?

Guy's black + night outside=MISSING HAND.

[somerndmuser]

302 people have a picture of a bowl of fruit under their bed

[ColtThaBeast]

I would!!! Haha jk

[dfshjb44]

OH YOU DEVIL!

[Rind0Man]

Did anyone else question themselves if they would get pleasure jerking off to a bowl of fruit while watching this?

Had to watch straight porn to validate my mind that I'm not a fruit fetish maniac.

[MykullGordogo]

"I knew you weren't strong enough....not strong enough to resist jerking off to an innocuous picture of some fruit"

[121212niceguyx]

I love that the video that says "Don't jerk off to this" has the least views of all their videos.... Shows youtube's audience.

[ZerotheRelentless1]

Laughed...so....hard...

[zunee27]

Real life situation #13,008: A bowl of fruit doesn't want you to jerk off to it. It's mugging you. It's mugging you because it wants crack. First you...

Are you jerking off to this?

[AngelGabriel253]

Press 4 HAHAHAHAH!!!

[ProxyAegis]

what.

the.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[ShadowsLastCall]

You see, its all about wrist control

[56kingcarter]

they didn't have wrist control

[illishfishfrom802]

i jerked off to this

[skeeter69er]

i dont understand why they didnt just jerk off to it together

[Wolfenman08]

@skeeter69er That's gay.

[moman007]

ending ruined it. everything up to the ending was golden

[deepsunflower]

O__e . . . .

[NozzRhad]

LOL wth?!?

[FYFTheKid]

2:45... I seriously just lost it 

[Edwarddoom]

Who here besides me Googled "Sexy Bowl Of Fruit" after watching this

[proudstr8]

this is fucking fruity

[dlue2fu]

fruit is so heatly >.>

[KrylonClock]

lol they extended the movie so it would be 4:20

[davidlikespancakes]

thumbs up if you jerked off with him

[leeshizzle429]

this makes me want to jerk off to it

[SkeksisRule]

Anyone else notice they were sleeping fully clothed?

[EllieWelch96]

Reddit- what have you linked me to?! O_o

[alohapacalolo]

Hahaha i watched this because I found someones post on reddit..

[mguzman011]

@alohapacalolo Did you see the dead squirrel post? haha

[AnikaKLong]

They're not so sexy with the peels on them. :(

[Treehouse955]

Thumbs up if you googled "sexy bowl of fruit" after reading the comment about googling "sexy bowl of fruit"

[Loquacious2afault]

2:12, those eyelashes.

[BodgyHeats666]

well aint this just the catsouziz

[NDJunction]

@BodgyHeats666 wow, u SPELLED that O_O.

[BodgyHeats666]

@NDJunction damn skippy

[pwnwner]

thumbs up if you jerked off to the picture

[smallz285]

i find this hard to masterbate to

[chaosform1]

His face from 2:09 until 2:52 is just epic i couldn't stop laughing "Not strong enough to resist jerking off to an innocuous picture of some fruit" hahaha

[henry60808]

wth

[Shuda7]

Are you huys gonna upload more videos?

[crazyleg2006]

This one is classic.. It should be 1 million views.

AT LEAST!

[mylesgray11]

They must be 4chan users. Those guys will jerk off to anything.

[jbmp1390]

Oh cool they have a brita pitcher

[ballsequer]

MUST NOT FAP!!!

[delmontedulce]

"I know you weren't strong enough.. Not strong enough to resist jerking off to an innocuous picture of some fruit."

[caffeinato]

@delmontedulce

his enunciation of fruit is what does it for that

some fuh-root

[delmontedulce]

@caffeinato thats true. lol

[0722nikki]

"BRING ME THE PICTURE AND LEAVE..SO I CAN JERK OFF TO IT" XD PRICELESS

[ampedbassguy]

good thing they sleep in jeans and button downs

[drkskelet0n]

Not strong enough To Resist Jerking Of to a innacuous picture of SOM FRUIT. XDDD when he says fruit!

[gamerdude611]

LOLOLOL WATCH THIS VIDEO WITH THE CAPTIONS ON. YOUTUBE SCREWS IT UP.......

[anyonechagt]

This is the most perfect comedy video on the entire Internet.

[TheWhiteLupe]

Ah fuck! Derrick Comedy just learned about reverse psychology and they're annoying now! (someone please get this lol)