On The Terminally Searchtarded:

[479Lucy]

My 63 yo mother told me... ME!... to google something. It cracked me up.

[missdivinestalls]

That really irritates me too. I once commented that youtube, while it was down for maintenance, was committing hara kiri. Someone asked me what that meant. IT'S CALLED EFFIN GOOGLE!!

[itsallgoodTV]

I can see that when people randomly type something into a search engine, searchtard isn't as household a word that this video doesn't come up.

[Pipistrello]

Yet.  :)

[OneWithJesus]

What is this shearch thing you speak of? Is that like adobe of something?

[Stuka87]

So what is a search engine?

[itsallgoodTV]

so what are you trying to say Pip?

[Pipistrello]

Well played. The ONLY question that can't be answered via search engine, until they invent one that reads minds.

[BigRiggBlues]

I was just about to leave a snarky "What's a _____?" comment, when I had a thought. (Yes, it hurt.) Maybe they're really wanting to know why you think that ____ is important. People are conversatory in nature, and the dumb questions might be an opening for them. Then again, they might just be searchtards.

[AngryAussie]

I am with you 100% - I get this on videos all the time. Typing exactly the same thing into a search engine would answer them so I just tell them to look it up.

Mind you, the guy I told to look up "circle jerk" is probably in for a nasty surprise.

[pallas1957]

I Wish My CAR Had A Search Engine . . . SO I COULDN'T GET LOST.

[Bikermom69]

Pipi you crack me up..."have you not heard of a God damned search engine" LMAO!

[MGABBYB]

So true. I recently watched a video that mentioned cannolis. At least 3 people asked what a cannoli was. Scary, isn't it?

[finalfantasy4everock]

Agreed.

[Urgo6667]

Check out let me google that for you dot c o m if you haven't seen it before. Great for these people.

[leecfb000]

what does searchtarded mean?

[Logan5312]

lmgtfy

[PrincessDiana161]

Pipi... have I told you lately that I love you!!! I think the EXACT thing every time I see someone ask "what does that mean, what is that?".

[gilligan07734]

ahhh the things i have to deal with when talking to friends and family.

how many times have i looked like a genius because i knew an answer by simply searching for an answer.

when all the other person had to do was search for it themselves.

but this curse of looking smarter than i am is quite annoying when you dont want to waste your time helping people that could help themselves

[mt75270]

yea, but what do you mean pipi

[RupertsCrystals]

A search engine? What does that mean? ;-)

[Votn]

Lol, I'll pretend I don't know what something means, but usually only when I'm talking with a girl when I don't have anything good for small talk.

Sometimes this backfires, like when asking a girl how she made a flag, and she tells you she sewed it. Then you hide.

[TylerGWelch]

My idea for a button that sends a foot through people's monitors right into their face comes to mind...

[thebigfatlamp]

this is me. all the time. i just do it for conversation. :P i know i can use the google machine, but i think it adds to the conversation. *shrug* my name is nic, and i am a searchtard.  :D

[Pipistrello]

"Hi Nic!'

[ilnaras]

"Haven't you heard of a goddamn search engine?" That's become my mantra over the last few years.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[seanbedlam]

When I rule the world, such citizens will be given a piece of string and will not be allowed outside until they work out how long it is. Of course if they do make it outside they'll be met with silence, for we will have fucked off in party spaceships to the Planet Pleasure.

[DrivingMyLifeAway]

Pussy potatoes!

[Pipistrello]

I've had those mashed with garlic. Once you get past the smell you've got them licked.

[SHAYTARDS]

I actually have a copy right on "Searchtards" so I'll have to send you a bill for that. BUT great video.

[Pipistrello]

Is your definition of "searchtards" similar? wow. lol That rocks. But factards is still mine. *jumps up and down*

[SHAYTARDS]

I have claimed ANYTHING EVER that ends in tards to be mine. Pipistrellotard for instance...MINE

[mc77cortez]

Piche vieja enojona!!!!

[DrivingMyLifeAway]

my butthole smells like cheese.

[Pipistrello]

What's a butthole? *picks nose and plays with self*

[CinderFNRella]

duhhhhhhhhhhhhh whats twitter...derrrr *drool* =D

[RadicalComedy]

hehe....why work when one doesnt have to,lol...~Raven

[cookmaggot]

ha ha so true pip. man ppl suck