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  • had to come back after years for the lols

  • "Integrity doesn't come in neon lights"

    Killer catchphrase born.

  • "I told you not to play keyboards for him" haha well played

  • Maybe I would watch if, like every bitchfest about new Cryptopsy, it didn't blame deathcore in the first 5 seconds. There's plenty of good deathcore and plenty of shitty death metal and grind and vice-versa. Yeah, the new Cryptopsy sucks...because it's NOT Cryptopsy. It's more tech-metal than deathcore anyway.

  • @MetalNick ALL deathcore is shitty. All core in general is garbage.

  • @sodomisticthrash FU grindcore is still good! but deathcore and metalcore sucks donky balls.

  • CALL THIS ALBUM "CORPORATE" AGAIN AND I'LL PISS NAPALM ON YOU ALL!

  • 3:05

  • i actually liked their new album a fair bit. but obviously compared to their older shit it doesn't compare,. even though they went all deathcore and shit, it still isn't the traditional deathcore style on the Unspoken King, cuz they add some cool parts and stuff.

  • LOL!!! I actually like the new Cyptopsy album, but this is fucking MINT!!!

  • Hahahahaha.... Sucking dick for crack in Laval...

    I'm from Laval...

    Pretty hilarious!!!! Good stuff.

  • To rainingblood: it's a movie called downfall (untergang in German)... It's about the last 10 or so days of hitlers life.

    Nice parody... Oh so true

  • What the fuck is this movie? I've seen so many parodies using this scene, the WoW one being my favorite.

    Can someone tell me the title so I can download it?

  • Constatin Films has started threatening to file copyright infringement claims against this and all "Hitler rant" videos, regrettably. I encourage those of you who have video downloading software to download and save this video if you have enjoyed it, because although I am hopeful that Google will counter the claim, I cannot guarantee that it will remain online.

  • @TithonusSyndrome After it disappears, the vid will resurface in some shitty superbowl add or some other bs. I hate the entertainment industry.

  • Listening to the epic Phobophile followed by Plague, or whatever it's called, leaves me with no words.

  • I want this movie where could i get it!

  • Flo and everyone in his camp can eat a dick. What a fucking waste.

  • This is the most hilarious and relevant video I have ever been fortunate enough to witness.

  • genius!

  • Nice, funny stuff here

  • Amazing quotes to be found here. Nice work.

  • a half hour making this video? seems like alot more this was really good hahaha

  • Fucking excellent video. Bravo, sir.

    There may be some hope for Cryptopsy. The guy who replaced Alex, Youri Raymond is a big fan of the good Cryptopsy, so there may be a chance he can convince Flo to drop the bullshit.

    Then again, the chance of that happening is about the same as scene kids throwing themselves into a meat grinder.

  • Brilliant vid!

    100/5

  • Postać Hitlera zagrana perfect !

  • lmfaol our fans our misfits and skids....thats so true

  • Epic subtitles!

  • "the best songwriter since Joey Jordison"

    HAHAH nice joke... Joey Jordison is the most overrated piece of shit ever... At least Flo still kicks ass. But I heard that on their myspace they made a song dissing everyone who doesn't like the Unspoken King.. Which is a little stupid... Should've changed the band name first because it's so different

  • @MikeTheMisanthrope Eh, Joey Jordison's better than a lot of drummers. Not any death metal drummer, of course, but he's better than most mallcore drummers.

    Also, I propose for the band's new name to be Craptopsy.

  • @MikeTheMisanthrope Joey Jordison is overrated, but he's far from a bad drummer. He's played live for bands like Satyricon and Ministry.

  • AND THAT FAGGOT SCENE KID VOCALIST

  • FUCK FLO

  • this is awsome

  • Whoever wrote the subtitles for this... was a freaking genius!!!

  • "I told you not to play keyboards for him"

    XD

  • That one, I really laughted hard.

    I remember telling Maggie when the album leaked, and she didn't even knew it was already mastered. She listened to it and went into a berzerk rage. It was amazing.

  • BRILLIANT.

  • "This album has more bells and whistles on it than a Bollywood wardrobe. How could it NOT be sophisticated and advanced?!?"

  • LOL!

    Fuck Flo.

  • The name of the movie is Downfall. It's right in the title guys.

  • Flo really does have a lot in common with Hitler, now that I think about it.

  • What effing movie is that lol great vid tho let me know what movie that is someone!

  • Flo is a kickass drummer, but he sold out so fucking much, and he acts like a fucking cunt. Fuck Flo Mounier, fuck Matt McGauchy (or whatever his name is) and fuck Cryptopsy! Hail Lord Worm!

  • hail lord worm, he's a friggin teacher now, what a god!

  • He teaches Extreme English 101

  • Oh for fucks sake what movie is this, its gonna keep me up for like, weeks now!

  • the clue is in the title......

  • jon levasseur needs to come back and straighten their asses out

  • @sorbosux717 I couldn't agree with you more.

  • the writing of the subtitles was genius...like the birds falling off the trees if he commands. a little long but well worth the pausing :)

  • Completely agree. Unspoken king is horseshit. Crap. Awful. Horrible. Makes me want to slit Flo's guts.

  • You know, this is nowhere near as funny now that I've seen the actual movie.

  • i've seen the actual movie. good one. and i've seen the xbox live vid. and the knockoffs. and of course this...well this, at least i can relate to the humor the same way as the first time i saw the xbox live suspension, which was quite a time break in between the movie and the vid. so the drama wasn't as thick, besides what's so sad about hitler fucking up and having shit hit the fan for him?

  • only two words can sufficiently describe this video...FUCKING AWESOME.

  • This is magical.

  • The text in this video is brilliantly written, good job. I don't agree with the excessive not-OLDSKEWL-enuff bashing they get but this video was well done.

  • I didn't mind Once Was Not, some of the new things they did were kind of interesting, some were aimless - but this isn't about new vs old school, this is about making a pussy-ass album that suspiciously sounds like scene kid music and then trying to lie to everyone's face.

  • @TithonusSyndrome You, sir, know what's up

  • LOL that was great! I'm kinda ashamed of being a Cryptopsy fan because someone told me about the leak of their HORRIBLE new song "Bemoan the Martyr", I decided to check out their older stuff, which of course is much better imo, not to compare their older stuff to make their newer stuff even worse in comparison.

  • I'm glad I got to see the band play live before that unintentional tragicomedy of an album they released last year.

    It's just so odd, almost surreal, when a band that has had a respectable past suddenly decide to taint all they have achieved by smearing it with corporate flavour-of-the-month music. Enslaved's musical development was progression - what Cryptopsy did was regression.

  • yeh their new album would be good if i could turn off them vocals, ohnestly why does everything have to sound like whiny emo shit this is deth metel no place for pudy voices here, i want worm back, that new guy should go sing with celine dion or something :(

  • "the greatest songwriter since Joey Jordison" & "I told you not to play keyboards for him" - ROTFL

  • LOOOL

  • i LOVE old cryptopsy but i also LIKE the new album, but it isnt cryptopsy, like its another band, its more like despised icon, which is a good deathcore act btw, but you guys are right, its can't even touch blasphemy made flash, or none shall vile, or even once was not...i wonder if lord worm will ever come back to cryptopsy or maybe go to another deathmetal act?

  • Ahahaha ! Very Funny

    I told you not to pkay keyboard for me !

    Ahahaha

  • I'm going to school to become an engineer. I'll make twice the money in a year that Flo will off this album in it's entire sale life, and I WON'T have to sell out.

    Professional careers are for money, music is for expression. I guess I should also mention that brains are for thinking - the same kind of thinking that you ought to be able to do in order to figure this out - but I fear it'd probably be lost on you.

  • No, you illiterate retard, I'm going to school to become a professional engineer so I can design things that have NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC, WHICH IS A SKILL THAT IS HIGHLY VALUED AND PAID VERY WELL FOR.

    Cryptopsy's "expression" just so CONVENIENTLY happens to be in a musical style that is popular with emo kids? Coincidence? Maybe if you're mind-numbingly gullible, which you obviously are. I DON'T like it and I DON'T listen, but this doesn't preclude me from commenting on how the band is sullied

  • The fucking USE, you slobbering imbecile, is in pointing out that not only am I aware of what I should be doing rather than selling out my music for money, but I'm actually following up on it.

    And I see that inbetween sobs and hyperventilating furiously because I bruised your pink frilly eggshell of an ego, you managed to unclench your fists from their impotent rage long enough to make an empty Internet Tough guy threat at me. Swell. You certainly aren't bluffing to compensate for your hurt!

  • I "came at you" because you are outrageously, hideously WRONG and needed to be corrected. The fact that you think this is somehow unwarranted belligerence on my part and try to go "nuh uh, I'm not crying.... sniff!" exposes your desperation yet AGAIN.

    I'm a very lucky man for a lot of reasons, but not for having been dirtied by the ignorance of a child like you. Your "simple statement" was STAGGERINGLY ignorant, and you have no reason to ask for it to be sheltered and babied.

  • ouch...lol. nice reply.

    love the vid, btw. :)

  • music is respected also mate. Engneering doesn't defeat all other jobs...

  • "I told you not to play keyboards for him."

    Hahaha. Hilarious.

    Good job.

  • I'm still waiting for Cannibal Corpse to go deathcore. XD

  • they don't have to. their aleady the most advertised dm band out their.

  • I don't think that would ever happen

    first they don't need too since they are the biggest selling death metal band and they are always trying to take there sound further in terms of complexity and brutallity while still being brutal death metal

  • I think Cannibal Corpse and Morbid Angel are the best selling DM bands

  • Isn't Death one of the best selling to?

  • They are, but Obituary has the best selling pure DM album to date.

  • My newest "Best Video on YouTube" nominee.

  • LOL

  • This is just so depressing to watch.

  • THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO TithonusSyndrome.

    YOU FUCKING RULE

  • lol i xcant read that fast...

  • good idea...but i cant read that fast...jackass.

  • go back to school then.

  • I wasn't being funny OR witty, but sincere. Sure it moved a little fast, but it definately easy enough to read it in time.

    I pity your engineering instructor; dealing with people who neglect genius due to their own defects must be hard to teach.

    For future ref"e"rence, DONT FEED THE TROLL.

  • that was funny!

  • haha awesome video, its too bad The band that made Blasphemy Made Flesh and None So Vile has become a trend following joke of a band

  • Great video. Although new Cryptopsy sucks, there's no denying they used to be great.

    Also, mega lulz at being the greatest songwriter since Joey Jordison.

  • I see you are so well-informed that you overlooked the fact that this video took me exactly no longer than one half hour to make. What in the name of hell do you expect people to do, genius?

  • Tithonussyndrome, Nice video! I may not completely agree with the main idea (since another way to view the situation is to just realize that people listen to what sounds good, without any outside factors of influence such as peer pressure and scene etc.) but your overall message is understandable and party acceptable by me.

  • I'll believe that they sincerely think the sound is likable if they make an album of this kind when it isn't commercially viable.

  • I think any album that sound's close to their new album will inevitably commercially viable, as with most deathcore bands.

  • Not when the trend dies, which it certainly and inevitably will. If they're still making deathcore 10 years after the entire industry has openly denounced the genre and proclaimed it dead, then I'll believe they're being sincere.

  • Agreed.

  • damn its not funny if you can understand the german language... :-/

  • "rifiling"....sheeeesh, you clearly are going through something that won't be remedied attacking people online. You don't like Pantera....I totally get it. Focus on being funny

  • Focus on... well, the actual topic at hand. Trying to evade criticisms of a caveman band by going after me and trying to slander me as something I'm not doesn't suggest you cope well with facts.

  • So rifling through my profile and going over my one video is how you convince me that my arguments mean nothing to you and you couldn't care less about me? Smooth move, Sherlock.

  • Hahahaha

    Fuckin' great...

  • "i told you not to play keyboards for him"

    rofl

  • Man my regards on the genius of this video. After hearing the little schtick "It's dinner time" on their space page, I'm glad someone had the wherewithall to make something with integrity talking about Cryptopsy's....oh wait Flo's new so-called 'genius'. Two-thumbs up. \m/ -Mr Teejis

  • lol kein schwein versteht worum es hier eigentlich geht, in dem video :D

  • Jemand verstehen doch, jemand wie Ich, wer hat diesen Film gesehen.

    ( Sorry my deutsch sucks, I just had to try, when I understood something )

  • i told you not to pley keyboard for him ! LOLL

    fuckin awesome video XD

  • LMFAOROFL

  • So in other words, we should allow them to shit on a plate, serve it to us, insult our families and then thank them and take a big bite with a grin. I realize you may have little or no difficulty with this, but for those of us with a spine and a brain, it's a serious challenge.

  • "...and if you mutant dickwarts on wheels don't fall in line, I'll enter your bladder and lay eggs there!"

    I lo'ld HARD

  • If only the new Cryptopsy had a hint of the genius of this video we would all be happy.

  • Does learning how to speak German rob you of the resourcefulness necessary to realize that all you need to do is mute the sound?

  • This is my favorite video on Youtube. I am glad there are people out there with original ideas, that are intelligent and funny.

  • In all honesty, I feel my video is a pale imitation of the "Hillary's Downfall" video.

  • This is brilliant. Thank you for making this. The comparison of Flo to Hitler parodies his comments about voting for Bush PERFECTLY. Thank you for standing up for the loyal Cryptopsy fans that Flo showed ultimate disrespect.

    Please, keep making videos along this ilk.

  • Bravo, I hate this new Craptopsy:D

  • where is this clip from?

  • Wonderfully done.

  • "that prettyboy singer whose name i don't remember yet" hahahaha fucking awesome

  • Flo. Flo. You just couldn't be the songwriter that Jon Levasseur was. Flo deservers this for shitting on his fans. Respect the people that allow you to practice those sticks every night. This shit is gold.

  • "I told you not to play keyboards for him".

    BRILLIANT!

  • Shit I was like one of the first people to view this and look at how big it has become! I think that this video deserves at least 100,000 views. It's hilarious.

    For anyone that thinks that The Unspoken King is good... get with the program. Nobody likes it. It's not matter of opinion anymore when it comes to this album.

  • Because of course, the ONLY way for an album to be corporately motivated is if it has songs on the radio. Them's simple maths, bwah.

  • Joe you really did this well, I hope Flo manages to respond soon.

  • I LOVE THIS!!!

  • Half an hour?

    Maybe you have knack for making videos. Great video by the way.

  • Sometimes inspiration just hits you. I'd kind of been toying with the dialogue in my head for a while at work prior to that, anyways, so the material was about 90% written up to that point. The only challenge was figuring out how to use the subtitle feature on Windows Video Maker, and then badda bing, badda etc.

  • hahaha great video!

  • Excuse me, Mr. Twinkletits, but are you a fucking idiot? There are 82 comments on this page, all from mostly different users over the course of several weeks. That is anything BUT talking about the band "24/7" you retard.

  • This video took me all of half an hour to make, you ignorant shit-for-brains homophobic insecure tiny-dicked cocksucker. I don't know where you pulled this far-fetched idea that making a simple video magically means that people who comment on it are "obsessed" with the subject matter (probably from your asshole, where you keep your head) but I noticed that when I confronted you with the simple math that 82 COMMENTS OVER SEVERAL WEEKS IS NOT ANYTHING AT ALL LIKE A "24/7" OBSESSION you tantrumed.

  • That's a good thing of you to say, but my math isn't a matter of opinion. 82 comments over a month is NOT talking 24/7 about a band.

  • Jesus, you're the one who sounds like a first rate idiot now. Don't let OMG TEH INTERNETZ get to you sop much. Fuck Crytopsy, & if anyone has anything bad to say about the video - big deal. You'll sleep fine at night. I thought the video was fucking hillarious.

  • You fucktards who go "zomg internet = blank check for stupidity ha ha" are the reason why the internet has such a shitty reputation in the first place. The internet isn't inherently flippant, it's only as productive or as frustrating as it's participants and users decide to make it - and when you promote that bullshit attitude that the internet can NEVER be a source of insight or thoughtful commentary, you contribute to the problem. So thanks, retard, for keeping the bar low on the internet.

  • lol yeah, hitlers hair cut really does sum up flo. + the band are in shambles.

    i did see it coming though, with the pestilence that walketh in darkness.

    although that was quite a cool song, i hoped it would be just a one off.

  • shhhhh! None so Vile was a Great album.

  • Flo is a homo and "it's dinner time" proves this. i think they even use that sound clip as an intro on their concerts.

  • this video rules. Fuck flo.

  • Lol. XD

  • i saw Flo Mounier last night at the Flimore in SF and he's so full of himself now. When Flo made more than one outburst of supercilious assholeness to the sound crew i started to lose respect for the fucking prick. Moreover, any true fan that might of made an appearance at summer slaughter was royally dissed by that stupid ass intro that basically told all their old fans to fuck off or suck Shitopsy's new mainstream dick... -_- None so Scene imo

  • "I am destined to become the greatest songwriter since Joey Jordison!" XD

  • craptopsynonesoscene  on myspace

  • this video is amazing, TithonusSyndrome will go down in history as a comedic genius.

    Fuck Flo

  • jimminy crickets!

  • check out craptosynonesoscene url on gayspace....you'll laugh your ass off

  • crptopsy added them on their list number 2 on their friends list

  • Oh for fuck sake, what the hell are they trying to prove with a move like that? That they don't find the criticisms of their new direction incisive through sheer dismissive posturing alone? Until I hear Flo openly renounce what he's done, I'm not going to buy that they're just being "cool" and "easygoing" with a move like that. That's sheer cynical PR posturing.

  • Yeah, because being so goddamned triggered to the point that it sounds completely artificial is so amazing.

  • I hope Flo(Cryptopsy) can get together with Zao and As I Lay Dying for the ultimate scene extravaganza tour in 2009!

  • Yeah, Unlike Cryptopsy who made a song on myspace dissing their critics(which i found lulzy), Zao and As I Lay Dying are actually true and they can handle critism, Zao being one of the Metalcore pioneers and As I Lay Dying who expanded their guitar work on An Ocean Between Us, they're probably not ally and take side with Cryptopsy's mess anytime soon, so in your wildest dreams buddy, sorry :P

  • lmao the keyboard comment

  • HAHA Which movie is that? For real I mean.