Maybe I would watch if, like every bitchfest about new Cryptopsy, it didn't blame deathcore in the first 5 seconds. There's plenty of good deathcore and plenty of shitty death metal and grind and vice-versa. Yeah, the new Cryptopsy sucks...because it's NOT Cryptopsy. It's more tech-metal than deathcore anyway.
i actually liked their new album a fair bit. but obviously compared to their older shit it doesn't compare,. even though they went all deathcore and shit, it still isn't the traditional deathcore style on the Unspoken King, cuz they add some cool parts and stuff.
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There may be some hope for Cryptopsy. The guy who replaced Alex, Youri Raymond is a big fan of the good Cryptopsy, so there may be a chance he can convince Flo to drop the bullshit.
Then again, the chance of that happening is about the same as scene kids throwing themselves into a meat grinder.
HAHAH nice joke... Joey Jordison is the most overrated piece of shit ever... At least Flo still kicks ass. But I heard that on their myspace they made a song dissing everyone who doesn't like the Unspoken King.. Which is a little stupid... Should've changed the band name first because it's so different
@MikeTheMisanthrope Eh, Joey Jordison's better than a lot of drummers. Not any death metal drummer, of course, but he's better than most mallcore drummers.
Also, I propose for the band's new name to be Craptopsy.
I remember telling Maggie when the album leaked, and she didn't even knew it was already mastered. She listened to it and went into a berzerk rage. It was amazing.
Flo is a kickass drummer, but he sold out so fucking much, and he acts like a fucking cunt. Fuck Flo Mounier, fuck Matt McGauchy (or whatever his name is) and fuck Cryptopsy! Hail Lord Worm!
i've seen the actual movie. good one. and i've seen the xbox live vid. and the knockoffs. and of course this...well this, at least i can relate to the humor the same way as the first time i saw the xbox live suspension, which was quite a time break in between the movie and the vid. so the drama wasn't as thick, besides what's so sad about hitler fucking up and having shit hit the fan for him?
The text in this video is brilliantly written, good job. I don't agree with the excessive not-OLDSKEWL-enuff bashing they get but this video was well done.
I didn't mind Once Was Not, some of the new things they did were kind of interesting, some were aimless - but this isn't about new vs old school, this is about making a pussy-ass album that suspiciously sounds like scene kid music and then trying to lie to everyone's face.
LOL that was great! I'm kinda ashamed of being a Cryptopsy fan because someone told me about the leak of their HORRIBLE new song "Bemoan the Martyr", I decided to check out their older stuff, which of course is much better imo, not to compare their older stuff to make their newer stuff even worse in comparison.
I'm glad I got to see the band play live before that unintentional tragicomedy of an album they released last year.
It's just so odd, almost surreal, when a band that has had a respectable past suddenly decide to taint all they have achieved by smearing it with corporate flavour-of-the-month music. Enslaved's musical development was progression - what Cryptopsy did was regression.
yeh their new album would be good if i could turn off them vocals, ohnestly why does everything have to sound like whiny emo shit this is deth metel no place for pudy voices here, i want worm back, that new guy should go sing with celine dion or something :(
i LOVE old cryptopsy but i also LIKE the new album, but it isnt cryptopsy, like its another band, its more like despised icon, which is a good deathcore act btw, but you guys are right, its can't even touch blasphemy made flash, or none shall vile, or even once was not...i wonder if lord worm will ever come back to cryptopsy or maybe go to another deathmetal act?
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ha! you cryptopsy fans are a bunch of whining bitch's. who care's if they sold out. just enjoy their old album's. corporate rubbish?? i bet if you all had a chance to make some easy money your fucking tude's would change. i don't blame them. they gotta make money somehow. i'll take the stupid ass scene kid's money all day long and laugh at you fucking hater's all the way to the bank.
I'm going to school to become an engineer. I'll make twice the money in a year that Flo will off this album in it's entire sale life, and I WON'T have to sell out.
Professional careers are for money, music is for expression. I guess I should also mention that brains are for thinking - the same kind of thinking that you ought to be able to do in order to figure this out - but I fear it'd probably be lost on you.
and your point is????? some want to play music and some want to produce and engineer it. and if you say music is for expression, maybe cryptopsy are expressing themselve's in a different way. why are you knocking people's way of musical expression? don't like it don't listen. sound's like your full of contradicting shit to me.
No, you illiterate retard, I'm going to school to become a professional engineer so I can design things that have NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC, WHICH IS A SKILL THAT IS HIGHLY VALUED AND PAID VERY WELL FOR.
Cryptopsy's "expression" just so CONVENIENTLY happens to be in a musical style that is popular with emo kids? Coincidence? Maybe if you're mind-numbingly gullible, which you obviously are. I DON'T like it and I DON'T listen, but this doesn't preclude me from commenting on how the band is sullied
well by saying "and i won't have to sell out" on top of the fact that there are music engineer's that exist, i misunderstood. but if your going to be an engineer then what's the use of telling me you won't have to sell out? ellaborate a little more d-bag. anyway's. your lucky their's a computer between us otherwise dental record's wouldn't be able to identifiy you bitch.
The fucking USE, you slobbering imbecile, is in pointing out that not only am I aware of what I should be doing rather than selling out my music for money, but I'm actually following up on it.
And I see that inbetween sobs and hyperventilating furiously because I bruised your pink frilly eggshell of an ego, you managed to unclench your fists from their impotent rage long enough to make an empty Internet Tough guy threat at me. Swell. You certainly aren't bluffing to compensate for your hurt!
hey you called me out first. you didn't bruise shit. i don't have an ego to bruise. i just made a simple statement and you come at me with your word's. so yeah, consider yourself lucky.
I "came at you" because you are outrageously, hideously WRONG and needed to be corrected. The fact that you think this is somehow unwarranted belligerence on my part and try to go "nuh uh, I'm not crying.... sniff!" exposes your desperation yet AGAIN.
I'm a very lucky man for a lot of reasons, but not for having been dirtied by the ignorance of a child like you. Your "simple statement" was STAGGERINGLY ignorant, and you have no reason to ask for it to be sheltered and babied.
first they don't need too since they are the biggest selling death metal band and they are always trying to take there sound further in terms of complexity and brutallity while still being brutal death metal
Sincere? You can't make assumptions and be sincere about it. I'll admit, I over-reacted when I said "i can't read that fast...", when the truth is I actually can. But you can't tell me that you can read every single word the first time around. It's unexpected how fast it goes by. And, you make more dumb-ass assumptions by basically saying I'm a moron. In fact, I do very well in school. Oh, sorry for missing the "e" in "reference." COULD A TYPO BE A POSSIBILITY!?!?!?!?
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Who cares about meaningless shit like this, go put your time into something worth while, people are always stuck in some petty argument at the bottom, we have so many other things to use our time on... maybe how the worlds economy is shitting its pants and we have to be the toilet paper?
Fuck the tired meaningless shit and lets put our efforts into REAL situations, not some band switching to death core, do we have anything else?? or are we all sheep naying away at nonsense, typical.
I see you are so well-informed that you overlooked the fact that this video took me exactly no longer than one half hour to make. What in the name of hell do you expect people to do, genius?
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Not you its all the fan boys crying how Cryptopsy went deathcore i think your video is actually hilarious and maybe i should have pointed that out
I hate it when people use the genius card its such a low blow and cop out honestly, If we cared as much about meaningless crap as we did something of value and reality this place would be a hole hell of alot better we need to stop arguing about nothing and look at the big issues i simply wish more people would look past the personal crap they carry
Tithonussyndrome, Nice video! I may not completely agree with the main idea (since another way to view the situation is to just realize that people listen to what sounds good, without any outside factors of influence such as peer pressure and scene etc.) but your overall message is understandable and party acceptable by me.
Not when the trend dies, which it certainly and inevitably will. If they're still making deathcore 10 years after the entire industry has openly denounced the genre and proclaimed it dead, then I'll believe they're being sincere.
"rifiling"....sheeeesh, you clearly are going through something that won't be remedied attacking people online. You don't like Pantera....I totally get it. Focus on being funny
Focus on... well, the actual topic at hand. Trying to evade criticisms of a caveman band by going after me and trying to slander me as something I'm not doesn't suggest you cope well with facts.
So rifling through my profile and going over my one video is how you convince me that my arguments mean nothing to you and you couldn't care less about me? Smooth move, Sherlock.
Man my regards on the genius of this video. After hearing the little schtick "It's dinner time" on their space page, I'm glad someone had the wherewithall to make something with integrity talking about Cryptopsy's....oh wait Flo's new so-called 'genius'. Two-thumbs up. \m/ -Mr Teejis
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Anyone who doesn't like the new record is a fuckin nut. I say fuck you little bastards. Seriously? Get over it your scene that you put so high on a throne isn't SHIT. A whole slew of dramatic lil bitches obsessed with turning heads, give me a break.
Appreciate that they even made another fucking album and were still able to put surprises in it.
To whoever made this video - get a fucking life.
To ya lame asses I got 3 people who would've never took a look at cryptopsy to buy that album.
So in other words, we should allow them to shit on a plate, serve it to us, insult our families and then thank them and take a big bite with a grin. I realize you may have little or no difficulty with this, but for those of us with a spine and a brain, it's a serious challenge.
This is brilliant. Thank you for making this. The comparison of Flo to Hitler parodies his comments about voting for Bush PERFECTLY. Thank you for standing up for the loyal Cryptopsy fans that Flo showed ultimate disrespect.
Flo. Flo. You just couldn't be the songwriter that Jon Levasseur was. Flo deservers this for shitting on his fans. Respect the people that allow you to practice those sticks every night. This shit is gold.
Shit I was like one of the first people to view this and look at how big it has become! I think that this video deserves at least 100,000 views. It's hilarious.
For anyone that thinks that The Unspoken King is good... get with the program. Nobody likes it. It's not matter of opinion anymore when it comes to this album.
Sometimes inspiration just hits you. I'd kind of been toying with the dialogue in my head for a while at work prior to that, anyways, so the material was about 90% written up to that point. The only challenge was figuring out how to use the subtitle feature on Windows Video Maker, and then badda bing, badda etc.
Excuse me, Mr. Twinkletits, but are you a fucking idiot? There are 82 comments on this page, all from mostly different users over the course of several weeks. That is anything BUT talking about the band "24/7" you retard.
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ok, you made this video faggot. i hate my chelmical romane and heavy heavy low low but am i going to make a fucking video about it? no im not. becuase i have other things to think about other than someone who "ruined" a band. your the fucking idiot.
This video took me all of half an hour to make, you ignorant shit-for-brains homophobic insecure tiny-dicked cocksucker. I don't know where you pulled this far-fetched idea that making a simple video magically means that people who comment on it are "obsessed" with the subject matter (probably from your asshole, where you keep your head) but I noticed that when I confronted you with the simple math that 82 COMMENTS OVER SEVERAL WEEKS IS NOT ANYTHING AT ALL LIKE A "24/7" OBSESSION you tantrumed.
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well theres nothing i can really say to that without being immature. i shouldent have said anything in the first place. everyone has there own opinion. i guess i get kinda heated because cryptopsy fucked up. i just hope they pull the head out of there asses. sorry about bein a dick man.
Jesus, you're the one who sounds like a first rate idiot now. Don't let OMG TEH INTERNETZ get to you sop much. Fuck Crytopsy, & if anyone has anything bad to say about the video - big deal. You'll sleep fine at night. I thought the video was fucking hillarious.
You fucktards who go "zomg internet = blank check for stupidity ha ha" are the reason why the internet has such a shitty reputation in the first place. The internet isn't inherently flippant, it's only as productive or as frustrating as it's participants and users decide to make it - and when you promote that bullshit attitude that the internet can NEVER be a source of insight or thoughtful commentary, you contribute to the problem. So thanks, retard, for keeping the bar low on the internet.
i saw Flo Mounier last night at the Flimore in SF and he's so full of himself now. When Flo made more than one outburst of supercilious assholeness to the sound crew i started to lose respect for the fucking prick. Moreover, any true fan that might of made an appearance at summer slaughter was royally dissed by that stupid ass intro that basically told all their old fans to fuck off or suck Shitopsy's new mainstream dick... -_- None so Scene imo
Oh for fuck sake, what the hell are they trying to prove with a move like that? That they don't find the criticisms of their new direction incisive through sheer dismissive posturing alone? Until I hear Flo openly renounce what he's done, I'm not going to buy that they're just being "cool" and "easygoing" with a move like that. That's sheer cynical PR posturing.
Yeah, Unlike Cryptopsy who made a song on myspace dissing their critics(which i found lulzy), Zao and As I Lay Dying are actually true and they can handle critism, Zao being one of the Metalcore pioneers and As I Lay Dying who expanded their guitar work on An Ocean Between Us, they're probably not ally and take side with Cryptopsy's mess anytime soon, so in your wildest dreams buddy, sorry :P
had to come back after years for the lols
brnsktingdieskting18 3 months ago
"Integrity doesn't come in neon lights"
Killer catchphrase born.
DanielLovesPatois 8 months ago
"I told you not to play keyboards for him" haha well played
Mariooo57 8 months ago
Maybe I would watch if, like every bitchfest about new Cryptopsy, it didn't blame deathcore in the first 5 seconds. There's plenty of good deathcore and plenty of shitty death metal and grind and vice-versa. Yeah, the new Cryptopsy sucks...because it's NOT Cryptopsy. It's more tech-metal than deathcore anyway.
MetalNick 1 year ago
@MetalNick ALL deathcore is shitty. All core in general is garbage.
sodomisticthrash 10 months ago
@sodomisticthrash FU grindcore is still good! but deathcore and metalcore sucks donky balls.
RoMMeL1337ak47 10 months ago
CALL THIS ALBUM "CORPORATE" AGAIN AND I'LL PISS NAPALM ON YOU ALL!
champayne17 1 year ago
3:05
mudblood5419 1 year ago
i actually liked their new album a fair bit. but obviously compared to their older shit it doesn't compare,. even though they went all deathcore and shit, it still isn't the traditional deathcore style on the Unspoken King, cuz they add some cool parts and stuff.
MetalHead420100 1 year ago
LOL!!! I actually like the new Cyptopsy album, but this is fucking MINT!!!
LifegrindX 1 year ago
Hahahahaha.... Sucking dick for crack in Laval...
I'm from Laval...
Pretty hilarious!!!! Good stuff.
NightmareAfterDawn 1 year ago
To rainingblood: it's a movie called downfall (untergang in German)... It's about the last 10 or so days of hitlers life.
Nice parody... Oh so true
Sigrath 1 year ago
What the fuck is this movie? I've seen so many parodies using this scene, the WoW one being my favorite.
Can someone tell me the title so I can download it?
rainingblood0187 1 year ago
Constatin Films has started threatening to file copyright infringement claims against this and all "Hitler rant" videos, regrettably. I encourage those of you who have video downloading software to download and save this video if you have enjoyed it, because although I am hopeful that Google will counter the claim, I cannot guarantee that it will remain online.
TithonusSyndrome 1 year ago
@TithonusSyndrome After it disappears, the vid will resurface in some shitty superbowl add or some other bs. I hate the entertainment industry.
diabeticmonkey 1 year ago
Listening to the epic Phobophile followed by Plague, or whatever it's called, leaves me with no words.
SlimJimVG 2 years ago
I want this movie where could i get it!
Quannah07 2 years ago
Flo and everyone in his camp can eat a dick. What a fucking waste.
Conkre2 2 years ago
This is the most hilarious and relevant video I have ever been fortunate enough to witness.
VinceVonVicious 2 years ago 2
genius!
abethecop1 2 years ago
Nice, funny stuff here
SevereRepugnance 2 years ago
Amazing quotes to be found here. Nice work.
VinterVandring 2 years ago 2
a half hour making this video? seems like alot more this was really good hahaha
Psytopsy69 2 years ago
Fucking excellent video. Bravo, sir.
There may be some hope for Cryptopsy. The guy who replaced Alex, Youri Raymond is a big fan of the good Cryptopsy, so there may be a chance he can convince Flo to drop the bullshit.
Then again, the chance of that happening is about the same as scene kids throwing themselves into a meat grinder.
Jarrak 2 years ago 5
Brilliant vid!
100/5
1234NIRVANA1234 2 years ago 2
Postać Hitlera zagrana perfect !
MrEmil129 2 years ago
lmfaol our fans our misfits and skids....thats so true
satanspattywagon666 2 years ago
Epic subtitles!
BonerMassacre 2 years ago 2
"the best songwriter since Joey Jordison"
HAHAH nice joke... Joey Jordison is the most overrated piece of shit ever... At least Flo still kicks ass. But I heard that on their myspace they made a song dissing everyone who doesn't like the Unspoken King.. Which is a little stupid... Should've changed the band name first because it's so different
MikeTheMisanthrope 2 years ago 25
@MikeTheMisanthrope Eh, Joey Jordison's better than a lot of drummers. Not any death metal drummer, of course, but he's better than most mallcore drummers.
Also, I propose for the band's new name to be Craptopsy.
MutantClannfear 1 year ago
@MikeTheMisanthrope Joey Jordison is overrated, but he's far from a bad drummer. He's played live for bands like Satyricon and Ministry.
MutantClannfear 8 months ago
AND THAT FAGGOT SCENE KID VOCALIST
InternetMuhajideen 2 years ago 4
FUCK FLO
InternetMuhajideen 2 years ago 3
this is awsome
myf8two 2 years ago
Whoever wrote the subtitles for this... was a freaking genius!!!
xSkraelingx 2 years ago 2
"I told you not to play keyboards for him"
XD
MetallicMushroom 2 years ago 2
That one, I really laughted hard.
I remember telling Maggie when the album leaked, and she didn't even knew it was already mastered. She listened to it and went into a berzerk rage. It was amazing.
ideosynchronicity 2 years ago 3
BRILLIANT.
ohboypizza 2 years ago
"This album has more bells and whistles on it than a Bollywood wardrobe. How could it NOT be sophisticated and advanced?!?"
Absinthus 2 years ago 3
LOL!
Fuck Flo.
Tichondurus 2 years ago
The name of the movie is Downfall. It's right in the title guys.
beholdthecakola 2 years ago
Flo really does have a lot in common with Hitler, now that I think about it.
frybacon 2 years ago
What effing movie is that lol great vid tho let me know what movie that is someone!
mikemaw20034 2 years ago
Flo is a kickass drummer, but he sold out so fucking much, and he acts like a fucking cunt. Fuck Flo Mounier, fuck Matt McGauchy (or whatever his name is) and fuck Cryptopsy! Hail Lord Worm!
blackcoffee381 2 years ago 5
hail lord worm, he's a friggin teacher now, what a god!
chris2k8ftw 2 years ago 5
He teaches Extreme English 101
deerdanc28 2 years ago
Oh for fucks sake what movie is this, its gonna keep me up for like, weeks now!
Triumph152 3 years ago
the clue is in the title......
krishall001 2 years ago 2
jon levasseur needs to come back and straighten their asses out
sorbosux717 3 years ago 22
@sorbosux717 I couldn't agree with you more.
deathklok69 1 year ago
the writing of the subtitles was genius...like the birds falling off the trees if he commands. a little long but well worth the pausing :)
Thrashaero 3 years ago 3
Completely agree. Unspoken king is horseshit. Crap. Awful. Horrible. Makes me want to slit Flo's guts.
Nebster5000 3 years ago 6
You know, this is nowhere near as funny now that I've seen the actual movie.
lokiskywalker 3 years ago 2
i've seen the actual movie. good one. and i've seen the xbox live vid. and the knockoffs. and of course this...well this, at least i can relate to the humor the same way as the first time i saw the xbox live suspension, which was quite a time break in between the movie and the vid. so the drama wasn't as thick, besides what's so sad about hitler fucking up and having shit hit the fan for him?
Thrashaero 3 years ago 2
only two words can sufficiently describe this video...FUCKING AWESOME.
Cryogen 3 years ago 3
This is magical.
HileTroy 3 years ago 4
The text in this video is brilliantly written, good job. I don't agree with the excessive not-OLDSKEWL-enuff bashing they get but this video was well done.
lakishajenkins 3 years ago
I didn't mind Once Was Not, some of the new things they did were kind of interesting, some were aimless - but this isn't about new vs old school, this is about making a pussy-ass album that suspiciously sounds like scene kid music and then trying to lie to everyone's face.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago 12
@TithonusSyndrome You, sir, know what's up
AntiHero1996 1 year ago 2
LOL that was great! I'm kinda ashamed of being a Cryptopsy fan because someone told me about the leak of their HORRIBLE new song "Bemoan the Martyr", I decided to check out their older stuff, which of course is much better imo, not to compare their older stuff to make their newer stuff even worse in comparison.
MetalHead093 3 years ago
I'm glad I got to see the band play live before that unintentional tragicomedy of an album they released last year.
It's just so odd, almost surreal, when a band that has had a respectable past suddenly decide to taint all they have achieved by smearing it with corporate flavour-of-the-month music. Enslaved's musical development was progression - what Cryptopsy did was regression.
rigstula 3 years ago 2
yeh their new album would be good if i could turn off them vocals, ohnestly why does everything have to sound like whiny emo shit this is deth metel no place for pudy voices here, i want worm back, that new guy should go sing with celine dion or something :(
straightbass 3 years ago
"the greatest songwriter since Joey Jordison" & "I told you not to play keyboards for him" - ROTFL
spacem00se 3 years ago 5
LOOOL
NecroArmour 3 years ago
i LOVE old cryptopsy but i also LIKE the new album, but it isnt cryptopsy, like its another band, its more like despised icon, which is a good deathcore act btw, but you guys are right, its can't even touch blasphemy made flash, or none shall vile, or even once was not...i wonder if lord worm will ever come back to cryptopsy or maybe go to another deathmetal act?
Farkus911 3 years ago
Ahahaha ! Very Funny
I told you not to pkay keyboard for me !
Ahahaha
6I6Cum6Blood 3 years ago
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ha! you cryptopsy fans are a bunch of whining bitch's. who care's if they sold out. just enjoy their old album's. corporate rubbish?? i bet if you all had a chance to make some easy money your fucking tude's would change. i don't blame them. they gotta make money somehow. i'll take the stupid ass scene kid's money all day long and laugh at you fucking hater's all the way to the bank.
6ADAM6BAUM6 3 years ago
I'm going to school to become an engineer. I'll make twice the money in a year that Flo will off this album in it's entire sale life, and I WON'T have to sell out.
Professional careers are for money, music is for expression. I guess I should also mention that brains are for thinking - the same kind of thinking that you ought to be able to do in order to figure this out - but I fear it'd probably be lost on you.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
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and your point is????? some want to play music and some want to produce and engineer it. and if you say music is for expression, maybe cryptopsy are expressing themselve's in a different way. why are you knocking people's way of musical expression? don't like it don't listen. sound's like your full of contradicting shit to me.
6ADAM6BAUM6 3 years ago
No, you illiterate retard, I'm going to school to become a professional engineer so I can design things that have NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC, WHICH IS A SKILL THAT IS HIGHLY VALUED AND PAID VERY WELL FOR.
Cryptopsy's "expression" just so CONVENIENTLY happens to be in a musical style that is popular with emo kids? Coincidence? Maybe if you're mind-numbingly gullible, which you obviously are. I DON'T like it and I DON'T listen, but this doesn't preclude me from commenting on how the band is sullied
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
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well by saying "and i won't have to sell out" on top of the fact that there are music engineer's that exist, i misunderstood. but if your going to be an engineer then what's the use of telling me you won't have to sell out? ellaborate a little more d-bag. anyway's. your lucky their's a computer between us otherwise dental record's wouldn't be able to identifiy you bitch.
6ADAM6BAUM6 3 years ago
The fucking USE, you slobbering imbecile, is in pointing out that not only am I aware of what I should be doing rather than selling out my music for money, but I'm actually following up on it.
And I see that inbetween sobs and hyperventilating furiously because I bruised your pink frilly eggshell of an ego, you managed to unclench your fists from their impotent rage long enough to make an empty Internet Tough guy threat at me. Swell. You certainly aren't bluffing to compensate for your hurt!
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
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hey you called me out first. you didn't bruise shit. i don't have an ego to bruise. i just made a simple statement and you come at me with your word's. so yeah, consider yourself lucky.
6ADAM6BAUM6 3 years ago
I "came at you" because you are outrageously, hideously WRONG and needed to be corrected. The fact that you think this is somehow unwarranted belligerence on my part and try to go "nuh uh, I'm not crying.... sniff!" exposes your desperation yet AGAIN.
I'm a very lucky man for a lot of reasons, but not for having been dirtied by the ignorance of a child like you. Your "simple statement" was STAGGERINGLY ignorant, and you have no reason to ask for it to be sheltered and babied.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
ouch...lol. nice reply.
love the vid, btw. :)
ahmedpipes 3 years ago 2
music is respected also mate. Engneering doesn't defeat all other jobs...
METALFREAK03 3 years ago
"I told you not to play keyboards for him."
Hahaha. Hilarious.
Good job.
zytozidy 3 years ago 2
I'm still waiting for Cannibal Corpse to go deathcore. XD
ESmaniak 3 years ago
they don't have to. their aleady the most advertised dm band out their.
6ADAM6BAUM6 3 years ago
I don't think that would ever happen
first they don't need too since they are the biggest selling death metal band and they are always trying to take there sound further in terms of complexity and brutallity while still being brutal death metal
Emanny237 2 years ago
I think Cannibal Corpse and Morbid Angel are the best selling DM bands
SlaytanicMayhem 2 years ago
Isn't Death one of the best selling to?
MetalShredder95 2 years ago 2
They are, but Obituary has the best selling pure DM album to date.
Ihateemoz123 2 years ago
My newest "Best Video on YouTube" nominee.
vorturus 3 years ago 7
LOL
zerogravity121 3 years ago
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This is amazing.
But-
I still like the new album.
I guess shitty deathcore is my thing at times.
Milesu2b 3 years ago
This is just so depressing to watch.
lovecraft231 3 years ago 2
THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO TithonusSyndrome.
YOU FUCKING RULE
GillesGerais 3 years ago 2
lol i xcant read that fast...
milkterd1 3 years ago
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HA HA FUCKING HA!
chrisbellender 3 years ago
good idea...but i cant read that fast...jackass.
makattak88 3 years ago
go back to school then.
InternetLoveMachine 3 years ago 3
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HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
You are clearly a prick and an ignorant fucktard if you think your being funny or witty with that comment.
Oh, b.t.w., im currently in an engineering course.
Maybe You should go back to school to learn how to chirp.
For future refrence, You probably shouldn't make random stupid comments, cuz your just gunna get shot down.
makattak88 3 years ago
I wasn't being funny OR witty, but sincere. Sure it moved a little fast, but it definately easy enough to read it in time.
I pity your engineering instructor; dealing with people who neglect genius due to their own defects must be hard to teach.
For future ref"e"rence, DONT FEED THE TROLL.
InternetLoveMachine 3 years ago 5
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Sincere? You can't make assumptions and be sincere about it. I'll admit, I over-reacted when I said "i can't read that fast...", when the truth is I actually can. But you can't tell me that you can read every single word the first time around. It's unexpected how fast it goes by. And, you make more dumb-ass assumptions by basically saying I'm a moron. In fact, I do very well in school. Oh, sorry for missing the "e" in "reference." COULD A TYPO BE A POSSIBILITY!?!?!?!?
makattak88 3 years ago
that was funny!
ninpo11 3 years ago
haha awesome video, its too bad The band that made Blasphemy Made Flesh and None So Vile has become a trend following joke of a band
ThrashingTerror 3 years ago
Great video. Although new Cryptopsy sucks, there's no denying they used to be great.
Also, mega lulz at being the greatest songwriter since Joey Jordison.
TranscendingBizarre 3 years ago
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Who cares about meaningless shit like this, go put your time into something worth while, people are always stuck in some petty argument at the bottom, we have so many other things to use our time on... maybe how the worlds economy is shitting its pants and we have to be the toilet paper?
Fuck the tired meaningless shit and lets put our efforts into REAL situations, not some band switching to death core, do we have anything else?? or are we all sheep naying away at nonsense, typical.
MrPatrickBateman 3 years ago
I see you are so well-informed that you overlooked the fact that this video took me exactly no longer than one half hour to make. What in the name of hell do you expect people to do, genius?
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
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Not you its all the fan boys crying how Cryptopsy went deathcore i think your video is actually hilarious and maybe i should have pointed that out
I hate it when people use the genius card its such a low blow and cop out honestly, If we cared as much about meaningless crap as we did something of value and reality this place would be a hole hell of alot better we need to stop arguing about nothing and look at the big issues i simply wish more people would look past the personal crap they carry
MrPatrickBateman 3 years ago
Tithonussyndrome, Nice video! I may not completely agree with the main idea (since another way to view the situation is to just realize that people listen to what sounds good, without any outside factors of influence such as peer pressure and scene etc.) but your overall message is understandable and party acceptable by me.
ptxpatrol 3 years ago
I'll believe that they sincerely think the sound is likable if they make an album of this kind when it isn't commercially viable.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
I think any album that sound's close to their new album will inevitably commercially viable, as with most deathcore bands.
ptxpatrol 3 years ago
Not when the trend dies, which it certainly and inevitably will. If they're still making deathcore 10 years after the entire industry has openly denounced the genre and proclaimed it dead, then I'll believe they're being sincere.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
Agreed.
ptxpatrol 3 years ago
damn its not funny if you can understand the german language... :-/
lixbitchslaughter 3 years ago
"rifiling"....sheeeesh, you clearly are going through something that won't be remedied attacking people online. You don't like Pantera....I totally get it. Focus on being funny
uberover 3 years ago
Focus on... well, the actual topic at hand. Trying to evade criticisms of a caveman band by going after me and trying to slander me as something I'm not doesn't suggest you cope well with facts.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
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Very funny! Spend more time doing this than irritating Pantera fans, no matter how much it might be for you; lol!
uberover 3 years ago
So rifling through my profile and going over my one video is how you convince me that my arguments mean nothing to you and you couldn't care less about me? Smooth move, Sherlock.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
Hahahaha
Fuckin' great...
DefectiveInfant 3 years ago
"i told you not to play keyboards for him"
rofl
SATANCUNT 3 years ago 6
Man my regards on the genius of this video. After hearing the little schtick "It's dinner time" on their space page, I'm glad someone had the wherewithall to make something with integrity talking about Cryptopsy's....oh wait Flo's new so-called 'genius'. Two-thumbs up. \m/ -Mr Teejis
MrTeejis 3 years ago
lol kein schwein versteht worum es hier eigentlich geht, in dem video :D
xxxsfu420xxx 3 years ago
Jemand verstehen doch, jemand wie Ich, wer hat diesen Film gesehen.
( Sorry my deutsch sucks, I just had to try, when I understood something )
XysmicExecration 3 years ago
i told you not to pley keyboard for him ! LOLL
fuckin awesome video XD
4Death2KlaaT0 3 years ago
LMFAOROFL
deicided 3 years ago
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Anyone who doesn't like the new record is a fuckin nut. I say fuck you little bastards. Seriously? Get over it your scene that you put so high on a throne isn't SHIT. A whole slew of dramatic lil bitches obsessed with turning heads, give me a break.
Appreciate that they even made another fucking album and were still able to put surprises in it.
To whoever made this video - get a fucking life.
To ya lame asses I got 3 people who would've never took a look at cryptopsy to buy that album.
dmp417 3 years ago
So in other words, we should allow them to shit on a plate, serve it to us, insult our families and then thank them and take a big bite with a grin. I realize you may have little or no difficulty with this, but for those of us with a spine and a brain, it's a serious challenge.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
"...and if you mutant dickwarts on wheels don't fall in line, I'll enter your bladder and lay eggs there!"
I lo'ld HARD
HayGuyz1 3 years ago 3
If only the new Cryptopsy had a hint of the genius of this video we would all be happy.
Necrolatry 3 years ago 2
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pretty stupid and pointless, if you understand german ..
AloisLaVache 3 years ago
Does learning how to speak German rob you of the resourcefulness necessary to realize that all you need to do is mute the sound?
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
This is my favorite video on Youtube. I am glad there are people out there with original ideas, that are intelligent and funny.
commiescum 3 years ago
In all honesty, I feel my video is a pale imitation of the "Hillary's Downfall" video.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
This is brilliant. Thank you for making this. The comparison of Flo to Hitler parodies his comments about voting for Bush PERFECTLY. Thank you for standing up for the loyal Cryptopsy fans that Flo showed ultimate disrespect.
Please, keep making videos along this ilk.
ittdeathgrowls 3 years ago 2
Bravo, I hate this new Craptopsy:D
Murkojesef 3 years ago 2
where is this clip from?
woody05 3 years ago
Wonderfully done.
aarrrrgghhh 3 years ago
"that prettyboy singer whose name i don't remember yet" hahahaha fucking awesome
Volkuris 3 years ago
Flo. Flo. You just couldn't be the songwriter that Jon Levasseur was. Flo deservers this for shitting on his fans. Respect the people that allow you to practice those sticks every night. This shit is gold.
Surisis1983 3 years ago 2
"I told you not to play keyboards for him".
BRILLIANT!
mikkort 3 years ago
Shit I was like one of the first people to view this and look at how big it has become! I think that this video deserves at least 100,000 views. It's hilarious.
For anyone that thinks that The Unspoken King is good... get with the program. Nobody likes it. It's not matter of opinion anymore when it comes to this album.
zippy66 3 years ago 3
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just trying to figure out how its corporate? theres no music like the new cryptopsy i hear on the radio by me
dreadnok89 3 years ago
Because of course, the ONLY way for an album to be corporately motivated is if it has songs on the radio. Them's simple maths, bwah.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
Joe you really did this well, I hope Flo manages to respond soon.
BlackNazareth666 3 years ago
I LOVE THIS!!!
Gustavianus 3 years ago 3
Half an hour?
Maybe you have knack for making videos. Great video by the way.
MakeABanana 3 years ago
Sometimes inspiration just hits you. I'd kind of been toying with the dialogue in my head for a while at work prior to that, anyways, so the material was about 90% written up to that point. The only challenge was figuring out how to use the subtitle feature on Windows Video Maker, and then badda bing, badda etc.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
hahaha great video!
jgomez666 3 years ago
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this is really sad... if you guys hate them so much why do you talk about it 24/7?
mrtinkletits 3 years ago
Excuse me, Mr. Twinkletits, but are you a fucking idiot? There are 82 comments on this page, all from mostly different users over the course of several weeks. That is anything BUT talking about the band "24/7" you retard.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
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ok, you made this video faggot. i hate my chelmical romane and heavy heavy low low but am i going to make a fucking video about it? no im not. becuase i have other things to think about other than someone who "ruined" a band. your the fucking idiot.
mrtinkletits 3 years ago
This video took me all of half an hour to make, you ignorant shit-for-brains homophobic insecure tiny-dicked cocksucker. I don't know where you pulled this far-fetched idea that making a simple video magically means that people who comment on it are "obsessed" with the subject matter (probably from your asshole, where you keep your head) but I noticed that when I confronted you with the simple math that 82 COMMENTS OVER SEVERAL WEEKS IS NOT ANYTHING AT ALL LIKE A "24/7" OBSESSION you tantrumed.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
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well theres nothing i can really say to that without being immature. i shouldent have said anything in the first place. everyone has there own opinion. i guess i get kinda heated because cryptopsy fucked up. i just hope they pull the head out of there asses. sorry about bein a dick man.
mrtinkletits 3 years ago
That's a good thing of you to say, but my math isn't a matter of opinion. 82 comments over a month is NOT talking 24/7 about a band.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
Jesus, you're the one who sounds like a first rate idiot now. Don't let OMG TEH INTERNETZ get to you sop much. Fuck Crytopsy, & if anyone has anything bad to say about the video - big deal. You'll sleep fine at night. I thought the video was fucking hillarious.
ShredHeadJHJ 3 years ago
You fucktards who go "zomg internet = blank check for stupidity ha ha" are the reason why the internet has such a shitty reputation in the first place. The internet isn't inherently flippant, it's only as productive or as frustrating as it's participants and users decide to make it - and when you promote that bullshit attitude that the internet can NEVER be a source of insight or thoughtful commentary, you contribute to the problem. So thanks, retard, for keeping the bar low on the internet.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
lol yeah, hitlers hair cut really does sum up flo. + the band are in shambles.
i did see it coming though, with the pestilence that walketh in darkness.
although that was quite a cool song, i hoped it would be just a one off.
disgustipation 3 years ago
shhhhh! None so Vile was a Great album.
disgustipation 3 years ago 3
Flo is a homo and "it's dinner time" proves this. i think they even use that sound clip as an intro on their concerts.
userios 3 years ago 2
this video rules. Fuck flo.
Blissy10 3 years ago
Lol. XD
killinghumansis2fun 3 years ago
i saw Flo Mounier last night at the Flimore in SF and he's so full of himself now. When Flo made more than one outburst of supercilious assholeness to the sound crew i started to lose respect for the fucking prick. Moreover, any true fan that might of made an appearance at summer slaughter was royally dissed by that stupid ass intro that basically told all their old fans to fuck off or suck Shitopsy's new mainstream dick... -_- None so Scene imo
frostothegreat 3 years ago 2
"I am destined to become the greatest songwriter since Joey Jordison!" XD
djGentoo 3 years ago 3
craptopsynonesoscene on myspace
brutalblasts 3 years ago
this video is amazing, TithonusSyndrome will go down in history as a comedic genius.
Fuck Flo
dormantbodybursting 3 years ago
jimminy crickets!
bradkunt 3 years ago
check out craptosynonesoscene url on gayspace....you'll laugh your ass off
brutalblasts 3 years ago
crptopsy added them on their list number 2 on their friends list
brutalblasts 3 years ago
Oh for fuck sake, what the hell are they trying to prove with a move like that? That they don't find the criticisms of their new direction incisive through sheer dismissive posturing alone? Until I hear Flo openly renounce what he's done, I'm not going to buy that they're just being "cool" and "easygoing" with a move like that. That's sheer cynical PR posturing.
TithonusSyndrome 3 years ago
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The best drummer from canada is from beneath the masssacre.Period.
brutalblasts 3 years ago
Yeah, because being so goddamned triggered to the point that it sounds completely artificial is so amazing.
bloodfiredeath69 3 years ago 2
I hope Flo(Cryptopsy) can get together with Zao and As I Lay Dying for the ultimate scene extravaganza tour in 2009!
UnfamousJames 3 years ago
Yeah, Unlike Cryptopsy who made a song on myspace dissing their critics(which i found lulzy), Zao and As I Lay Dying are actually true and they can handle critism, Zao being one of the Metalcore pioneers and As I Lay Dying who expanded their guitar work on An Ocean Between Us, they're probably not ally and take side with Cryptopsy's mess anytime soon, so in your wildest dreams buddy, sorry :P
MysticalMassacre33 3 years ago 2
lmao the keyboard comment
duffeknol 3 years ago
HAHA Which movie is that? For real I mean.
barefoottoe 3 years ago